Skyrim Intro But It's Brainrot (Gen Alpha Slang)

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @CJMattis
    @CJMattis  Месяц назад +193

    PART 2 Is finally out now 🥳
    ruclips.net/video/-SgoLjVZIE0/видео.htmlsi=p6zZq-hvKu_kK5rz

    • @ezpz4659
      @ezpz4659 Месяц назад +2

      coming back again to watch after watching part 2. im addicted

    • @Ging-Freecs
      @Ging-Freecs 29 дней назад +1

      Is that necessarily a positive? The fact there is material for more brain rot, enough for a whole another video is a bad thing.

    • @SirBvgzington
      @SirBvgzington 27 дней назад

      Would you be offended by a reaction? Launching a channel and thought this would be perfect

    • @beginnereasy
      @beginnereasy 24 дня назад

      Why

    • @ItsOutlander
      @ItsOutlander 23 дня назад

      Chat, any chances Skibilivion happens?

  • @AmariFukui
    @AmariFukui 2 месяца назад +10900

    Imagine waking up from a Coma and hearing people talk like this

    • @AllGirlsCollege
      @AllGirlsCollege 2 месяца назад +101

      we talk like this all the time lol 😂

    • @Lionerith
      @Lionerith 2 месяца назад +663

      Going right back into Coma please

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 2 месяца назад +381

      @@AllGirlsCollege literal brainrot

    • @tylera86
      @tylera86 2 месяца назад +240

      That’s sorta the plot to Idiocracy

    • @michelg3811
      @michelg3811 2 месяца назад +108

      In all honesty “yapping” has been used for a long time. So at least that would be familiar

  • @peterduprey7286
    @peterduprey7286 3 месяца назад +27666

    I’m disappointed in myself. Not because I didn’t understand this video, but because I did.

    • @cityhunter6969
      @cityhunter6969 3 месяца назад +757

      God bless I didn’t

    • @R3bel02
      @R3bel02 3 месяца назад +115

      fax

    • @triciablouin2776
      @triciablouin2776 3 месяца назад +445

      Same, its so cringe I legit died and turned into a skull 💀

    • @defaultthedude
      @defaultthedude 3 месяца назад +14

      Me too.

    • @MattCWD
      @MattCWD 3 месяца назад +121

      Right there with you rizzler.

  • @sarkath77
    @sarkath77 3 месяца назад +20358

    When Alduin lands, General Tulius should shout "Chat, is this real?"

    • @MattHatter360
      @MattHatter360 2 месяца назад +1002

      Read this with xqc's voice, is it too late for me?

    • @milk_expanse
      @milk_expanse 2 месяца назад +632

      ​@@MattHatter360 bro is cooked💀💀💀

    • @cheesehead8952
      @cheesehead8952 2 месяца назад +436

      @@MattHatter360 Then it would be more like ""C-c-c-chatisthisehrealeh-h?"

    • @turkeykent3719
      @turkeykent3719 2 месяца назад +19

      @@MattHatter360yes

    • @SpliffQuest
      @SpliffQuest 2 месяца назад +91

      Alduin: * lands *
      Tullius: ".............Cheeto."

  • @PowerPuffBoysZ
    @PowerPuffBoysZ Месяц назад +904

    I took psychic damage from this

    • @beginnereasy
      @beginnereasy 24 дня назад +2

      Reminds me of chasing my cats under the bed and shaking it up and down

    • @igorthelight
      @igorthelight 19 дней назад +7

      You should up your psychic resistance ;-)

  • @rence234
    @rence234 2 месяца назад +3625

    "which is better? To be born sigma? Or to overcome your cringe nature through great grinding"

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 2 месяца назад +159

      "The Kell, the Edging Scroll..."

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 2 месяца назад +95

      @@Flesh_Wizard ''The Kek, the Edging Scroll...''

    • @dbxvhero9006
      @dbxvhero9006 2 месяца назад +70

      Thank you, Partysnacks. Very cool.

    • @paloim
      @paloim 2 месяца назад

      ​@@TheStraightestWhitestI wish alphoids knew what kek was

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 2 месяца назад

      Honestly I want that on a shirt

  • @chrisbaldbudgie8623
    @chrisbaldbudgie8623 2 месяца назад +8164

    "End of the grind" is the best phrase for Death I've ever heard.

    • @whathappend3885
      @whathappend3885 2 месяца назад +414

      I felt that shit

    • @yeng1855
      @yeng1855 2 месяца назад +268

      ​@@whathappend3885 Fr man, based.

    • @martinholt7229
      @martinholt7229 2 месяца назад +199

      On gods

    • @laurafrakinroslin
      @laurafrakinroslin 2 месяца назад +77

      Makes me even angrier at ‘unalive’

    • @SolDizZo
      @SolDizZo 2 месяца назад +13

      Tobuscus just put out a song about this "no cap"
      called "Don't Unalive Yourself"

  • @ashkrum5001
    @ashkrum5001 3 месяца назад +16368

    My father has been paralyzed for the last 12 years but when, i played this he walked to the window and jumped out of it

  • @KingOfAristonia
    @KingOfAristonia 24 дня назад +288

    "I used to be a sigma like you fr, then I took a ratio to the knee."

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 4 дня назад +5

      It's like when parents want to troll their kids and they use kids slang incorrectly on purpose

  • @geeshta
    @geeshta 2 месяца назад +1058

    This is so well done and so creative. A lot of "brainrot" memes just randomly replace words with "gyatt" and "rizz" without any thought or care. This is a masterpiece.

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 2 месяца назад +70

      like a lecture in linguistics

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 4 дня назад

      ​@@512TheWolf512 like a rizz in gyat

  • @BillBrothersHeatingandAir
    @BillBrothersHeatingandAir 3 месяца назад +30848

    “A rizzler’s last thoughts should be of Ohio” needs to go one someone’s tombstone. Not mine, but someone’s.

    • @Xorberax
      @Xorberax 3 месяца назад +150

      @@BillBrothersHeatingandAir 💀😂

    • @nogum9763
      @nogum9763 3 месяца назад +937

      that line belongs on a shirt

    • @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
      @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos 3 месяца назад +297

      That one wrecked me

    • @tozpeak
      @tozpeak 3 месяца назад +94

      Huh, I may finally change my tg status after all these years.

    • @aethyr9799
      @aethyr9799 3 месяца назад

      Coward

  • @KT-vg3nc
    @KT-vg3nc 2 месяца назад +6277

    Calling the beheader the throat goat was fucking genius

    • @LEMONS884
      @LEMONS884 2 месяца назад +117

      I was eating a bowl of rice when this happened. I spit out some rice. 😂

    • @RainbowGravity92
      @RainbowGravity92 2 месяца назад +162

      ​@LEMONS884 only some rice? Deadass? Bruh, no cap, that whole plate would have been on the floor, frfr

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv 2 месяца назад +46

      ​@@RainbowGravity92on god

    • @RainbowGravity92
      @RainbowGravity92 2 месяца назад +88

      @@AC-hj9tv if I'm not careful, my ironic use of modern slang will end up not being ironic lol

    • @jase276
      @jase276 2 месяца назад +31

      @@RainbowGravity92 straight bussin, frfr 📢

  • @brayansoski2659
    @brayansoski2659 21 день назад +36

    The archer after one-shoted that guy: "Chat, clip that"

  • @DasStoic
    @DasStoic 3 месяца назад +2045

    glad to see the skyrim vanilla start is still the most relevant cultural experience of the last 15 years, even if we no longer speak the same language

    • @Kain1805
      @Kain1805 2 месяца назад +19

      How do you know the guy who made this is gen alpha and not an older guy that knows the new memes?

    • @DasStoic
      @DasStoic 2 месяца назад +120

      @@Kain1805 "Gen Alpha Slang" is good SEO but let's not kid ourselves, people born after 2010 do not have the computer skills needed to overdub a video and upload it.

    • @DisconnectedRoamer
      @DisconnectedRoamer 2 месяца назад +34

      ​@Kain1805 gen alpha are children. This is gen z

    • @MeecroSkills
      @MeecroSkills 2 месяца назад +19

      @@DisconnectedRoamer gen Z is early 20s now.

    • @antonliakhovitch8306
      @antonliakhovitch8306 2 месяца назад +9

      ​@@DisconnectedRoamerI'm gen Z. I'm in my early 20's and boy was this hard to parae.

  • @Nosondakar
    @Nosondakar 2 месяца назад +7824

    One day, this will be considered Old English.

    • @brianviktor8212
      @brianviktor8212 2 месяца назад +542

      Please don't say something like that...

    • @frieza1016
      @frieza1016 2 месяца назад +228

      One day, this will be considered Old English.

    • @whatisthishandlegarbage
      @whatisthishandlegarbage 2 месяца назад

      @@brianviktor8212 One day, this will be considered Old English.

    • @Tisrok
      @Tisrok 2 месяца назад +106

      They're gonna condense an entire game into a single 40oz of malt liquor? Damn, the future is looking bright

    • @SpiritThanatron
      @SpiritThanatron 2 месяца назад

      We will be dead long before that.

  • @SeventhColumn
    @SeventhColumn 3 месяца назад +3001

    This is just how the Dragonborn sees the world when they contract the brain rot disease in game

    • @funnycat9962
      @funnycat9962 3 месяца назад +167

      Now I want a mod that makes this happen.

    • @connivingkhajiit
      @connivingkhajiit 3 месяца назад +61

      @@funnycat9962 damn i might have to do this

    • @Firestar-TV
      @Firestar-TV 3 месяца назад +67

      ,,Is that Skibidi growing out of your Ears?"

    • @SirKurt25
      @SirKurt25 3 месяца назад +78

      I always felt diseases in Skyrim didn't have any significant effects. But this is too much.

    • @Soliye.
      @Soliye. 2 месяца назад +23

      @@SirKurt25 True immersion I call it

  • @intraelement2633
    @intraelement2633 Месяц назад +260

    "a rizzlers last thoughts, should be of Ohio" was too much 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bsg_damo
      @bsg_damo 22 дня назад +4

      shit took me out

  • @MKor-w2f
    @MKor-w2f 2 месяца назад +2965

    It’s like cursed knowledge. The more you understand, the more you slowly lose touch with reality.

  • @arky1790
    @arky1790 2 месяца назад +3001

    "I used to rizz up a gyatt from here" took me out

    • @LooopQ
      @LooopQ 2 месяца назад +145

      The way the AI pronounces gyatt is incredibly funny

    • @purplep1243
      @purplep1243 2 месяца назад +135

      Back in my femboy days💀

    • @TheTriforcekeeper
      @TheTriforcekeeper 2 месяца назад +28

      2:05

    • @LawfulBased
      @LawfulBased 2 месяца назад +14

      Alduin is gonna tax them all.

    • @TheThingoftheSky
      @TheThingoftheSky Месяц назад +1

      ​@@LooopQ😅😅😅

  • @azkar65
    @azkar65 3 месяца назад +6950

    "General Tullius Sir, the throat goat is waiting"
    General Tullius: Based

  • @Peter1Griffin1001
    @Peter1Griffin1001 22 дня назад +57

    "End of the Grind." sounds so ominous.

  • @enderfire3379
    @enderfire3379 3 месяца назад +9064

    ngl the line "what gooncave are you from beta" goes hard

    • @agnuswulf
      @agnuswulf 3 месяца назад +850

      For me it's the "We're all gonners and step-sisters in binds now, rizzler". I fucking broke.

    • @michaelredmond257
      @michaelredmond257 3 месяца назад +399

      "readitstead" lmfao 😆😆😆

    • @ellocosjchushhxha
      @ellocosjchushhxha 3 месяца назад +74

      Found the sussy simp lmao

    • @matlohn9381
      @matlohn9381 2 месяца назад +69

      "Goes hard" should have been included too

    • @Blackgirlgamer1
      @Blackgirlgamer1 2 месяца назад +29

      Fr fr no cap low key

  • @CastXaway
    @CastXaway 2 месяца назад +2599

    "Peep your death with some Aura, Beta." 💀

    • @RPWhitworth
      @RPWhitworth 2 месяца назад +65

      I want this on a tshirt

    • @bt3411
      @bt3411 2 месяца назад +45

      Nobody will jelq him now

    • @Lottie8o8
      @Lottie8o8 2 месяца назад +6

      whf is Aura in brainrot?

    • @theewildrose
      @theewildrose 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Lottie8o8why is peep? Context my dude

    • @Lottie8o8
      @Lottie8o8 2 месяца назад +3

      @@theewildrose I don't understand what peep your death with some Aura. I hope someone would translate it to me sińce I don't know this slang :

  • @Sxdgefield
    @Sxdgefield 2 месяца назад +2130

    “Why are we edging?”
    “Why do you think? End of the grind”
    I’m dead bro 💀

    • @theonlineanimal6009
      @theonlineanimal6009 2 месяца назад +31

      On God. Fr fr bro. Fire AF

    • @ballsowner
      @ballsowner 2 месяца назад

      Vid creator is sigma rizzler fr

    • @RobHickman
      @RobHickman Месяц назад +1

      Very demure

    • @solensovida
      @solensovida Месяц назад +14

      ​@@theonlineanimal6009your comment has an option "translate to English" right below it 😮

  • @colezohoh
    @colezohoh Месяц назад +130

    200 years from now art like this will be stored in museums

    • @stlawstlaw7585
      @stlawstlaw7585 21 день назад +2

      Better than most 'art' today

    • @eclat4641
      @eclat4641 21 день назад

      @@stlawstlaw7585depends…
      Some is for money others for vibes. (I make and a am a teacher. )

    • @UncleRuckus7600
      @UncleRuckus7600 11 дней назад

      You might be right ✅️

    • @supremeomelette8597
      @supremeomelette8597 11 дней назад

      we need a pi forever screen where this plays on a loop. encase the memes for all time

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 4 дня назад

      Along with "I did a thing" by millennials, and "my furbabies"

  • @missingnovgc
    @missingnovgc 2 месяца назад +2579

    I showed this to my therapist, and he is finally letting me kill myself.

    • @omegamanGXE
      @omegamanGXE Месяц назад +33

      Lmao

    • @kr1stphr
      @kr1stphr Месяц назад +35

      LMAO

    • @timeflowEqualquin
      @timeflowEqualquin Месяц назад +14

      😂😂😂 😢🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @Skonkgasm
      @Skonkgasm Месяц назад +12

      sometimes the best way forward is backward
      it can be that there is no return

    • @jayasmrmore3687
      @jayasmrmore3687 Месяц назад +8

      You need a better therapist

  • @underthesun-ml4mu
    @underthesun-ml4mu 3 месяца назад +1279

    "We're all gooners and step-sisters in binds now"
    That doesn't sound right.

    • @tj-co9go
      @tj-co9go 3 месяца назад +150

      this sounds exactly right but I am an incel-maxxing degenerate

    • @Ramberta
      @Ramberta 2 месяца назад +78

      @@tj-co9go I'm in my incel-pilled villain arc

    • @Leathal
      @Leathal 2 месяца назад +29

      I thought I was immune to brain rot disease but “incel-pilled villain arc” proved too virulent

    • @mbii7667
      @mbii7667 2 месяца назад +2

      It sounds hot

  • @magmakojote1663
    @magmakojote1663 3 месяца назад +2784

    "End of the grind" goes hard

    • @itsQueenPurple
      @itsQueenPurple 3 месяца назад +9

      Ikr 😂

    • @jamonyqueso6328
      @jamonyqueso6328 2 месяца назад +30

      Ong tho, fr 💀

    • @Soliye.
      @Soliye. 2 месяца назад +43

      No cap, couldn’t rizz it up in my skibidi dreams fr

    • @ChefofWar33
      @ChefofWar33 2 месяца назад +6

      For real for real. No cap

    • @jackrabbit5212
      @jackrabbit5212 2 месяца назад +3

      Fazelof has a lot of goated lines in this fr no cap

  • @thespaldo
    @thespaldo 27 дней назад +72

    “A rizzler’s last thoughts should be of Ohio”
    That has to be placed on the state welcome sign. It's too beautiful to pass up.

  • @Bananacrackers_
    @Bananacrackers_ 2 месяца назад +1167

    It would be hilariously TRAGIC to hear the word "poggers" before being sent to Sovngarde

    • @xenosarcadius1198
      @xenosarcadius1198 2 месяца назад +26

      I'd be so mad

    • @Meta9871
      @Meta9871 2 месяца назад +45

      Soygarde?

    • @nightwing8794
      @nightwing8794 2 месяца назад +40

      Sigmagarde*

    • @xrecec
      @xrecec 2 месяца назад +1

      You mean pwngarde

    • @Bananacrackers_
      @Bananacrackers_ 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@nightwing8794 kai cenat truly awaits in Sigmagarde

  • @Xever_The_Jester
    @Xever_The_Jester 3 месяца назад +4908

    “GeT tHeSe SoYbOyS oUt Of ThE cArT! *YEET*

    • @SlimeBlueMS
      @SlimeBlueMS 3 месяца назад +237

      OK I pull up

    • @scp-2348
      @scp-2348 2 месяца назад +16

      ​@@SlimeBlueMS Let's go!!!

    • @MamaAkina
      @MamaAkina 2 месяца назад +120

      That was the most aggressive YEET I've ever heard in my life LMAO

    • @ninjablackdayxeno9273
      @ninjablackdayxeno9273 2 месяца назад +6

      When I heard yeet!

    • @lunar_proxy
      @lunar_proxy 2 месяца назад +34

      that yeet was so friggin good

  • @wt4csm
    @wt4csm Месяц назад +63

    This is a masterpiece honestly.

  • @taco-bellleftovers1816
    @taco-bellleftovers1816 3 месяца назад +4209

    Should have been named Skybidi

  • @commieblock1917
    @commieblock1917 3 месяца назад +951

    That YEET was personal.

    • @Aegolos
      @Aegolos 3 месяца назад +22

      I fucking lost it at that part😂

    • @SpeederShip285
      @SpeederShip285 2 месяца назад +3

      @@AegolosMe too.

  • @duphasdan
    @duphasdan 2 месяца назад +727

    The way the guy said 'Check your vibes'.

    • @OrdinatorSeldro
      @OrdinatorSeldro 2 месяца назад +28

      Bro. That is Ralof. You put some respect on his name.

    • @Bananacrackers_
      @Bananacrackers_ 2 месяца назад +40

      ​@@OrdinatorSeldroNah that's clearly Fazelof of glizzywood no cap fr

    • @OrdinatorSeldro
      @OrdinatorSeldro 2 месяца назад +6

      @@Bananacrackers_ Oh yeah! I was thinking of his L brother.

    • @alpakapucuf3394
      @alpakapucuf3394 2 месяца назад

      ​@@OrdinatorSeldro i dont respect short-sighted rebellious nords

    • @StayCrazi
      @StayCrazi 2 месяца назад

      ​@@alpakapucuf3394erm 🤓

  • @Keyosu
    @Keyosu Месяц назад +34

    Nah I lost it it when the kid said “whats wrong with their aura?” 💀

  • @DailyDoseOfInternet
    @DailyDoseOfInternet 2 месяца назад +2569

    amazing

    • @CJMattis
      @CJMattis  2 месяца назад +202

      Wow, thanks! 😅

    • @gabrielmm8441
      @gabrielmm8441 2 месяца назад +128

      the rizzler himself

    • @PFVHL2
      @PFVHL2 2 месяца назад +27

      sigma

    • @duckstabed7381
      @duckstabed7381 2 месяца назад +7

      Garbage slang actually, tho still funny to make fun of

    • @darthmauve
      @darthmauve 2 месяца назад +1

      thats crazy

  • @Over-Lored
    @Over-Lored 3 месяца назад +816

    This gets even better when you remember that Skyrim is nearly 13 years old. Therefore it's very possible a child born on its release date would be of the age to speak like this.

    • @_Micah_Bell
      @_Micah_Bell 3 месяца назад +48

      I was born when skyrim came out but to be honest I only understood less than half of this

    • @kiraoshiro6157
      @kiraoshiro6157 3 месяца назад +70

      @@_Micah_Bell probably cos not all of it is exclusively gen alpha slang, some of it is late gen z

    • @LAWLZ24
      @LAWLZ24 3 месяца назад +68

      @@_Micah_BellGood, this means you do not have terminal brainrot.

    • @qasrd11sa
      @qasrd11sa 3 месяца назад +2

      Lmao. Love your stuff man.

    • @ohnosponolios4126
      @ohnosponolios4126 3 месяца назад +4

      @@kiraoshiro6157 the only thing from gen a is Skibidi lol

  • @JaedenRW
    @JaedenRW 3 месяца назад +4144

    “I’m from redditstead” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stormcloud7403
    @stormcloud7403 Месяц назад +15

    This was the most foul thing I've ever seen and I do not regret watching it till the end

  • @clown_real
    @clown_real 2 месяца назад +488

    "Were all gooners and step-sisters in binds now, rizzler" was such a beautiful and perfectly executed line. I don't usually get emotional when watching cinema, but I nearly shed a tear when ralof said this

  • @KRterrorKR123
    @KRterrorKR123 2 месяца назад +776

    "End of the grind" goes harder than it should.

  • @tom23245
    @tom23245 2 месяца назад +1423

    This is what modern English sounds to old English speakers.

    • @AuddieNuff
      @AuddieNuff 2 месяца назад +48

      I am the old English speakers

    • @Bdavis2475
      @Bdavis2475 2 месяца назад +15

      You mean olde English

    • @anarchyinc124
      @anarchyinc124 2 месяца назад +18

      He tæcþ ealdenglisca spræca

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 2 месяца назад +1

      Dude, for real.

    • @papayianth
      @papayianth 2 месяца назад +2

      CHIPS AHOYETH LANDLUBBERS!!!!

  • @custos3249
    @custos3249 27 дней назад +13

    This is why other animals routinely cull their young.

  • @TheZonda5002
    @TheZonda5002 2 месяца назад +1259

    "And what's got bro down?" Killed me immediately

    • @BaStAgE
      @BaStAgE 2 месяца назад +116

      check your vibes

    • @xSlayerHunter
      @xSlayerHunter 2 месяца назад +38

      The tone of him saying this line made me break so fast 😂😂😂

    • @MuslimGamerTV
      @MuslimGamerTV 2 месяца назад +5

      Me too. 😂
      Also, "Check your vibes!"
      Damn, this shiz is beta.
      Oh, wait ...

    • @Myreactionwhen_80085
      @Myreactionwhen_80085 2 месяца назад +4

      That sucks. Hope you feel better soon 😞

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 Месяц назад

      Imma use that frfr

  • @patricksullivan4769
    @patricksullivan4769 2 месяца назад +1203

    It’s crazy that this still effectively delivers the exposition it needs to.

    • @Eddie-Iblis
      @Eddie-Iblis 2 месяца назад +14

      Lol

    • @Komotau4691
      @Komotau4691 2 месяца назад +27

      Yeah its end of the grind definitively .D

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 2 месяца назад +3

      Almost as if words still had meaning or something.

    • @Claego
      @Claego 2 месяца назад +8

      I'm disappointed in myself that I was able to follow along

    • @vidull842
      @vidull842 2 месяца назад

      @@Claegoyes, honestly that was the worst part for me too.

  • @DeonTheDragon
    @DeonTheDragon 3 месяца назад +2213

    "Funny...when i was a Femboy, simperial walls and towers used to make me feel so locked-in" bruh i'm dead 💀

    • @goddy5890
      @goddy5890 3 месяца назад +121

      This was gold, I had to pause and put the phone down for a sec

    • @Firestar-TV
      @Firestar-TV 3 месяца назад +66

      Someone will probably make a Femboy Race Mod because of this and some special Armor Pieces and other Clothes🙃

    • @Аксери
      @Аксери 3 месяца назад +45

      ​@@Firestar-TVThere is such mod already

    • @johnathonathon
      @johnathonathon 3 месяца назад

      @@Аксериproof or it isnt real!!

    • @thetimehascome874
      @thetimehascome874 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Аксериwelp I'll be on my way now for no particular whatsoever

  • @tylerburlingame6581
    @tylerburlingame6581 Месяц назад +6

    "WHY ARE YOU DOXXING ME CHUD"

  • @K1ll3rgaming
    @K1ll3rgaming Месяц назад +1858

    This has to become a mod. I’d do a full new play through without hesitation

    • @daveraaijmakers72
      @daveraaijmakers72 Месяц назад +48

      I would be so confused al the way through (probably give up quickly tbh)

    • @K1ll3rgaming
      @K1ll3rgaming Месяц назад +144

      @@daveraaijmakers72 i wouldn’t understand anything but imagine the bandits just yelling out gen alpha slang at you randomly while exploring

    • @dragonknight4982
      @dragonknight4982 Месяц назад +112

      ​@@K1ll3rgamingSKYRIM BELONGS TO THE CHADS!!

    • @VervetMonkey6160
      @VervetMonkey6160 Месяц назад +119

      @@dragonknight4982 "Must have ghosted me lowkey fr"

    • @xXGen3sisXx
      @xXGen3sisXx Месяц назад +35

      You might not have enough braincells by the end of the first act to finish the game.

  • @silentflaw
    @silentflaw 2 месяца назад +711

    "YOU'RE NOT GONNA JELQ ME!"
    "POGGERS!"

    • @mercurius0
      @mercurius0 2 месяца назад +10

      The Roblox Oof was a nice nice

  • @blakedavison2171
    @blakedavison2171 3 месяца назад +735

    “It has been goated fr sigma Ulfric” took me out

    • @LiftandCoa
      @LiftandCoa 3 месяца назад +30

      best line no questions asked

  • @someguyguy4019
    @someguyguy4019 Месяц назад +37

    It's become a habit for me to watch this at least a few times per week

  • @lunar_proxy
    @lunar_proxy 3 месяца назад +1217

    WHY YOU DOXXING ME CHUD

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 2 месяца назад +44

      Skyrim has fallen, billions must fortify restoration

  • @HungrySanta97
    @HungrySanta97 2 месяца назад +3751

    "When I was a femboy"
    LMFAOOO 💀

    • @NazeemCloudDistrict
      @NazeemCloudDistrict 2 месяца назад +199

      Is it bad I can kinda see a clean shaven Ralof in pink thigh highs with e girl makeup

    • @welton9748
      @welton9748 2 месяца назад +82

      That was kinda poggers

    • @panosm111
      @panosm111 2 месяца назад +143

      ​@@NazeemCloudDistrict i just got a mod idea!

    • @Jakes_psyche
      @Jakes_psyche 2 месяца назад +30

      @@NazeemCloudDistrictwth 😂😂😂 you got wild imagination 😂

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti 2 месяца назад

      Fatherless zoomers gay af

  • @tairlandchanel2722
    @tairlandchanel2722 3 месяца назад +1048

    This is the real reason why Alduin wanted to destroy Tamriel.

    • @n3rdst0rm
      @n3rdst0rm 2 месяца назад +103

      Every dragon shout is just boomer slang. And slowly, our character embraces the boomer

    • @YOQUE2xgpxTRiu
      @YOQUE2xgpxTRiu 2 месяца назад +30

      ​​@@n3rdst0rm Truly, reject modernism embrace tradition moment

    • @Hardcherrysweetie
      @Hardcherrysweetie 2 месяца назад +42

      @@n3rdst0rm”on gods, it’s alphadin! Griddy awaaayy!”
      “PHONE BAD BOOK GOOD”

    • @n3rdst0rm
      @n3rdst0rm 2 месяца назад +31

      @@Hardcherrysweetie "PULL YOURSELVES UP FROM THE BOOTSTRAPS"

    • @Asterion_Mol0c
      @Asterion_Mol0c 2 месяца назад +13

      ​@@YOQUE2xgpxTRiuthis makes me yearn for feudalism

  • @shooby9496
    @shooby9496 26 дней назад +7

    "The throat goat is waiting."
    "Based."

  • @XMTDCMA
    @XMTDCMA Месяц назад +697

    "A Rizzlers last thoughts should be of Ohio." 🚬

  • @diredm3889
    @diredm3889 3 месяца назад +457

    every line spoken between the child and his father was byond sus

    • @Rykerz_
      @Rykerz_ 3 месяца назад +83

      Yes alpha 😂😂😂

    • @CalvinNoire
      @CalvinNoire 2 месяца назад +4

      Sorry. But sus is not Alpha, it has fallen out of use 2 years ago.

    • @diredm3889
      @diredm3889 2 месяца назад +4

      @@CalvinNoire I never claimed to be Alpha

    • @CalvinNoire
      @CalvinNoire 2 месяца назад +11

      @@diredm3889 Yeah, you didn't. But if you really want to satirize Gen Alpha. Please use more formal words, like "skibidi" Or "Edging"

    • @devinplatt1358
      @devinplatt1358 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@CalvinNoire"more formal words" lmao

  • @thechrissguy
    @thechrissguy 2 месяца назад +1024

    "Sussy elves"
    I'm done.

    • @BEASTAGEv2
      @BEASTAGEv2 2 месяца назад

      (((they)))

    • @kielerrivera6567
      @kielerrivera6567 2 месяца назад +32

      I kept it together until that bs😂

    • @prodigii200
      @prodigii200 2 месяца назад +45

      @@kielerrivera6567the shortest but stupidest line got me😂

    • @Eveseptir
      @Eveseptir 2 месяца назад +32

      You can't trust the thotmore.

    • @RamseyBolton-qm7fw
      @RamseyBolton-qm7fw 2 месяца назад +3

      "Line from the video we just watched" 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀🗿🗿🗿🗿🦍🦍🤓🤓🤓😈😈😈

  • @von4031
    @von4031 Месяц назад +17

    “No, this is cap. This must be cap”

  • @isaacperez9839
    @isaacperez9839 2 месяца назад +1498

    “Who are they daddy? What’s wrong with their aura”😂😂

  • @fearlesswee5036
    @fearlesswee5036 3 месяца назад +1172

    "Wait, you there, pull up."
    "OKAY I PULL UP-!"

  • @LegoH1tl3r
    @LegoH1tl3r 2 месяца назад +827

    "quit yapping back there" sir,i am giving a public speech

    • @AreteAskesis
      @AreteAskesis 2 месяца назад +1

      I wanna like this comment, but it’s at 666 likes

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 13 дней назад

      Being a public speaker is just yapmaxxing

  • @snappybean
    @snappybean 22 дня назад +68

    "Shapiro! Peterson! Jones! Tate! Adolf! Chuds, please help me!!"
    This is the funniest thing I've heard in a loooong time.

  • @synapse7274
    @synapse7274 2 месяца назад +333

    "End of the grind" while watching your impeding doom approaching goes pretty hard, ngl

  • @hackermanack3393
    @hackermanack3393 3 месяца назад +1450

    " Based, lets get this ratioed "
    - General Tullius idk

    • @BridgeTROLL777
      @BridgeTROLL777 2 месяца назад +39

      You mean General Tullius the military Gooner

  • @matthewbergeron3641
    @matthewbergeron3641 7 дней назад +4

    Man the "General Tulius, The throat Goat is waiting" fucking got me

  • @kaihimura3897
    @kaihimura3897 2 месяца назад +1396

    “Sometimes there needs to be changes to the localization.”
    The changes:

    • @hosatus2433
      @hosatus2433 2 месяца назад +57

      Original language: 0 slang
      Translation: every slang known to man

    • @questionmarkquestionmarkques
      @questionmarkquestionmarkques 2 месяца назад +10

      ghost stories

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 2 месяца назад +13

      ​@@kylegusekAll this slang is TikTok garbage. Memes that people cringe at.

    • @Meta9871
      @Meta9871 2 месяца назад +1

      @@questionmarkquestionmarkquesdont bring my baby into this

    • @tatohayanami9156
      @tatohayanami9156 2 месяца назад +9

      ​@@hosatus2433sometimes
      Japanese: every slang known to Japanese people
      Localization: Everyone speaks without missing about grammar or spelling. That thug basically speaks like a gentleman

  • @Augustborne
    @Augustborne 3 месяца назад +4656

    It feels like watching a language die in real time…

    • @Iluvpie6
      @Iluvpie6 3 месяца назад +461

      Based chads only speak Old Saxon

    • @TheMuslimMan1337
      @TheMuslimMan1337 3 месяца назад +144

      ​@@Iluvpie6 Indo-European or BTFO

    • @fomorians
      @fomorians 3 месяца назад +325

      It's a matter of perspective imo. Feels more like seeing a glimpse of a cyberpunk future where language is defined by high speed virtual connectivity combined with low human attention span. It's kind of fascinating.

    • @Nick-yv1rm
      @Nick-yv1rm 3 месяца назад +52

      Bro ong! I finna watch it again frfr not even capping

    • @XohjaiSbarkeater
      @XohjaiSbarkeater 3 месяца назад +20

      @@Nick-yv1rm gyatt of a vid bruh no cap

  • @Claudius_Ptolemy
    @Claudius_Ptolemy 3 месяца назад +296

    Hearing General Tullius say "Based" made my day.

  • @BEANSNOHELPME
    @BEANSNOHELPME 21 день назад +8

    This is it. This is peak brainrot. I will never be the same, you have smoothed my brain beyond recognition.

  • @GrimmWarrior19
    @GrimmWarrior19 3 месяца назад +1923

    I held on as long as I could, didn't crack a smile until "thotmor" and "sussy elves".

    • @nefariousyawn
      @nefariousyawn 3 месяца назад +186

      Hating on elves is intergenerational.

    • @devoteeofmediocrity821
      @devoteeofmediocrity821 3 месяца назад

      “(((they)))” is what got me.

    • @rydersj
      @rydersj 3 месяца назад

      "(((they)))" set me off lmao, dogwhistling about the elves is crazy

    • @Vahram-do5lo
      @Vahram-do5lo 3 месяца назад +67

      "Shouldn't keep the Chads waiting for us" was perfect 😂

    • @iloveamerica606
      @iloveamerica606 3 месяца назад +6

      @@nefariousyawnthey’re no better than their granpappys.

  • @JasonToddEatsCrowbars
    @JasonToddEatsCrowbars 3 месяца назад +337

    The fact that I can actually understand this like it's the original is just so funny yet makes me feel disappointed in myself for understanding 😭

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 2 месяца назад +4

      I only understand like a third of it and I still feel disappointed

    • @harveybirdman2674
      @harveybirdman2674 23 дня назад

      Damn we are already too ashamed too be alive 😅😢​@@DakotaofRaptors

  • @Pico_444
    @Pico_444 2 месяца назад +775

    "The true short king" ☠️

    • @AllGirlsCollege
      @AllGirlsCollege 2 месяца назад +9

      we like short kings

    • @lostworlddreamlandww6343
      @lostworlddreamlandww6343 2 месяца назад +4

      He said it so casually 😂😂

    • @AR15andGOD
      @AR15andGOD 2 месяца назад +3

      The 5’2 man will inherit the earth

    • @samhamsord7942
      @samhamsord7942 2 месяца назад

      @@AR15andGOD 5'7 methinks, and he be among taller ones.. if this game keeps spinning like it always has that is.. which I doubt like anything else this dayz.

  • @JarkkoHelenius
    @JarkkoHelenius 11 дней назад +2

    We are cooked if everyone is gooning.

  • @chavzone
    @chavzone 3 месяца назад +417

    This was way funnier than expected, well done
    Can't wait to meet Jarl Ballin'

  • @akiramasashi9317
    @akiramasashi9317 2 месяца назад +1135

    "My chat is pog reacting me simperial. Can you say the same?"

    • @panzer2681
      @panzer2681 2 месяца назад +25

      Best comment lmao.

    • @billylee7398
      @billylee7398 2 месяца назад +7

      As beta as he was a keyboard warrior in drop out
      Next! Dah rizzler!

    • @infinitedeath1384
      @infinitedeath1384 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@billylee7398*dragon roar"
      What was that?
      It was nothing. Grind on.
      Pull up to the block beta, nice and chill.

    • @GrayeNoir
      @GrayeNoir 7 дней назад

      No way y'all low key influenced the part 2

  • @warlarksam6130
    @warlarksam6130 2 месяца назад +501

    "A rizzler's last thoughts.. should be of Ohio." fr fr

  • @tarabaninja5695
    @tarabaninja5695 Месяц назад +16

    "why are we edging?"
    "end of the grind"

  • @oneoranota
    @oneoranota 2 месяца назад +398

    Hearing that little boy call his dad "alpha" and question people's aura is really the somethingest.

  • @TheEvilCommenter
    @TheEvilCommenter 2 месяца назад +875

    I bet this is how modern English would sound to someone like Shakespeare.

    • @Tracing0029
      @Tracing0029 2 месяца назад +54

      He literally invented the word "griddy" tho.

    • @Potatopops
      @Potatopops 2 месяца назад +110

      ​@@Tracing0029 very sigma of him

    • @mattmichaels1181
      @mattmichaels1181 2 месяца назад +57

      ​@@Potatopopshe was a gigachad, no cap

    • @geeshta
      @geeshta 2 месяца назад +12

      This *IS* modern English.

    • @Jakes_psyche
      @Jakes_psyche 2 месяца назад +14

      It’s what modern English sounds like to English speakers 😂

  • @fatguywhobreathesfire6488
    @fatguywhobreathesfire6488 2 месяца назад +714

    Hammerfell got it’s name because a guy chucked his hammer as hard as he could and they settled where it landed. The name “Goonerfell” implies there was man wandering around gooning till he collapsed, then they settled where he dropped☠️

    • @BadgerScrub
      @BadgerScrub 2 месяца назад +44

      I like your version so much, but I also can't get out of my head that maybe that hammer hit a gooner instead, and the naming convention was just changed in this universe.
      It was hard to type this out. I'm laughing way too hard

    • @mr.dankengine6214
      @mr.dankengine6214 2 месяца назад +22

      This is the greatest analysis ive ever read💀

    • @kidcruddy8258
      @kidcruddy8258 2 месяца назад +7

      It’s actually originally “gooner failed” and they followed the gooner until he busted.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 2 месяца назад +5

      Wait until you hear about Mommywind

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 Месяц назад +2

      @@Flesh_Wizard Did mommy fart and they settled where the stench was the worst?

  • @connyfai7942
    @connyfai7942 Месяц назад +27

    "end of the grind" gave me chills

  • @streyndza6436
    @streyndza6436 2 месяца назад +721

    "this must be cap" should've been paired up with "chat, is this real?" lol

    • @simoneidson21
      @simoneidson21 2 месяца назад +7

      Especially since "cap" is not Gen Alpha slang

    • @ano_nym
      @ano_nym 2 месяца назад +4

      @@simoneidson21 much of it isn't the trippel parentheses is almost older than gen Alpha itself...

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud Месяц назад

      @@simoneidson21 origin point no, used? yes

  • @cicero7409
    @cicero7409 2 месяца назад +317

    The way "This is bussin'" just comes out of nowhere is just incredible.

    • @Jaleel_HS
      @Jaleel_HS 2 месяца назад +3

      that line made me laugh so damn hard

    • @fragoutrambo6381
      @fragoutrambo6381 2 месяца назад +8

      These brainrot remakes have me rolling. I am old enough to hate it but young enough to understand most of it. literally all my younger relatives talk this shits funny af,

    • @Minnevan
      @Minnevan 2 месяца назад +1

      as they’re being lead to the chopping block

  • @KiraOTS
    @KiraOTS 2 месяца назад +582

    *updated for modern audiences*
    "Bussin"
    - A modern audience.

    • @bt3411
      @bt3411 2 месяца назад +36

      "Shit be straight fax, no printer. Bussin fo' real!" - New York Times

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 2 месяца назад +3

      "this shi based af frfr no cap ❌🧢"
      -IGN

  • @YELLOW617.
    @YELLOW617. 29 дней назад +6

    "Check your vibes!" 😂😂😂

  • @C-Vite
    @C-Vite 2 месяца назад +398

    Despite the brain rot this was pulled off pretty well

    • @vildagrutzner2889
      @vildagrutzner2889 2 месяца назад +11

      brain rot made it even more funnier 😂

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 2 месяца назад +3

      Modern slang is hilarious. XD

  • @aaz5840
    @aaz5840 2 месяца назад +595

    " you have contracted severe brain rot "

    • @fithadey8877
      @fithadey8877 Месяц назад +1

      That was incredible lmao. Well done

    • @valvatorezsardine1881
      @valvatorezsardine1881 Месяц назад +1

      I guess it’s end of the grind for us.

    • @OverlordMalarkey
      @OverlordMalarkey Месяц назад

      Gen Alpha Brain Rot
      -50 Magicka and all 3 attributes stop naturally regenerating
      -15 speech when speaking to all non gen alphas

    • @jiffjifferson5365
      @jiffjifferson5365 Месяц назад

      Brain rot is quickly becoming the sound board words.

    • @OverlordMalarkey
      @OverlordMalarkey Месяц назад

      @@jiffjifferson5365 the mere thought of it makes me ill lmao

  • @LOKEEEEEEY
    @LOKEEEEEEY 3 месяца назад +264

    Check your VIBES!! You're yapping at ULFRIC STORMCUCK, the TRUE Short King™

    • @moistoyster3776
      @moistoyster3776 2 месяца назад

      "Stormcucks" is now canon.

    • @woofu9872
      @woofu9872 2 месяца назад

      Ulfric Stormcuck? The sigma of windhelm?

  • @Anaverageguy41
    @Anaverageguy41 Месяц назад +6

    Tullius going "based, lets get this ratio'd" had me howling

  • @Eddie-Iblis
    @Eddie-Iblis 2 месяца назад +439

    “Ulfric, Sigma of Windhelm” has me losing my mind laughing. I’m 27, I’m way too old for this.

    • @chad8813
      @chad8813 2 месяца назад +28

      Hahaha I'm 32 and enjoyed this way too much

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 2 месяца назад

      Griddy towards the block where we show your onlyfans 💀

    • @Dinjur
      @Dinjur 2 месяца назад +8

      26 and I know what you mean. Seeing a game I grew up on with this Brian rot makes me go insane.

    • @Subjectivity13
      @Subjectivity13 2 месяца назад +15

      44, and I couldn’t stop laughing the whole way through. I keep looking for more game clips translated to brainrot, but this is still the best I’ve found. Every few lines make me laugh until I cry, and while I’ve never been on Tik Tok and never intend to, I’ve watched enough of these (and played the games) that I can understand all of it.

    • @TimPotter228
      @TimPotter228 2 месяца назад +1

      33

  • @philoni5368
    @philoni5368 2 месяца назад +261

    "where are we going?"
    "I don't know... But Kai Cenat awaits"

    • @gatzmajortz5033
      @gatzmajortz5033 2 месяца назад +20

      That's one of the very few things I didn't understand. I guess my brain hasn't completely rotted yet.

    • @Pekara121
      @Pekara121 2 месяца назад

      ​@@gatzmajortz5033he's a famous streamer on twitch

    • @vilimandrusz174
      @vilimandrusz174 2 месяца назад +6

      This is one of the few that even I didn't understand. I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed.

    • @micahjones7837
      @micahjones7837 2 месяца назад +3

      Yeah I also didn't get that

    • @RamseyBolton-qm7fw
      @RamseyBolton-qm7fw 2 месяца назад +4

      "Line from the video" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤓🤓🤓🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀💀🦍🦍🦍😈😈😈

  • @T_JiZzle
    @T_JiZzle 2 месяца назад +405

    2:25 “whats wrong with their aura”lmaooo

    • @ongodddd
      @ongodddd 2 месяца назад +8

      was looking for this one 😭😭

    • @jeremybasset9041
      @jeremybasset9041 2 месяца назад +3

      @@ongoddddme too 😂

    • @zwen6179
      @zwen6179 2 месяца назад +2

      Where does the auro comment come from?

  • @N9Entertainment_
    @N9Entertainment_ Месяц назад +21

    I couldnt pick a specific part to quote. It was all so got damn good

  • @MrGreen061
    @MrGreen061 2 месяца назад +384

    End of the grind is somehow even more poetic than end of the line. This is a good ass fucking video

  • @DiscBurner
    @DiscBurner 2 месяца назад +669

    Gen alpha doesn't even have patience to watch this whole video with their tiktok brains

    • @woofu9872
      @woofu9872 2 месяца назад +55

      Their attention span less than 10 seconds

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 2 месяца назад +97

      They'd only be able to watch this if it's split up into separate 10 second videos. With clips of Subway Surfer playing underneath as well.
      ..Is this even a joke anymore? It feels like I'm simply explaining how it actually is now.

    • @spikem5950
      @spikem5950 2 месяца назад +7

      @@woofu9872 Best part is, to see the whole thing would take longer in the end with having to cancel the shorts loop to watch the next one and loading up the next video.

    • @screm5514
      @screm5514 2 месяца назад +3

      Sounds like superiority complex

    • @Byzz2077
      @Byzz2077 2 месяца назад +23

      ​@@screm5514nope

  • @Modern.Elegance
    @Modern.Elegance 2 месяца назад +1172

    Unironically would do an entire playthrough like this

    • @Dreadskull91
      @Dreadskull91 2 месяца назад +99

      Skyrim Sigma mod when?

    • @NigerianPrince0
      @NigerianPrince0 2 месяца назад +25

      We need that ​@@Dreadskull91

    • @Ciervoaseado
      @Ciervoaseado 2 месяца назад +31

      Fuck, I agree, been laughing the entire time

    • @dmaskell92
      @dmaskell92 2 месяца назад +3

      Yes please full game

    • @Knight_Kin
      @Knight_Kin 2 месяца назад

      Quest of the Dragoncuck

  • @shanustheanus
    @shanustheanus Месяц назад +4

    They called the executioner the throat goat 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Michael-ib6ky
    @Michael-ib6ky 3 месяца назад +175

    the reason the DovaChad never talks is because he's straight Mewing fr, on gods

    • @Soliye.
      @Soliye. 2 месяца назад +14

      Bro I can’t 😂

    • @Soliye.
      @Soliye. 2 месяца назад +1

      This is Moisture Upset 2 meme territory

    • @geeshta
      @geeshta 2 месяца назад +1

      Bro can't lose his mewing streak :D

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 13 дней назад

      Also he yaps so loud it sends peeps to ohio