I’ve been so tired that I straight up have no memory of half the jokes and bits I put into this, so please point out any you find so I can enjoy them too 😅
"Daddy's gonna go pick up some WATER in the right side of the map then a Geck in the left side" Fucking hell i walked for half an hour because i did everything above and to the side and never went left.
@@ShieldsAUS this guy is a genius, most people would have one, maybe TWO imaginative jokes like that in a video. Most works have just two creative jokes and pad the video out with slapstick, lol seggs comments and parroting memes. This was genius from start to end.
"It's okay, this weird chemical vapor is slightly less toxic to my highly specialized and sensitive oxygen-refining organs than the burnt poison plants some people suck down"
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Gamers(tm) when game lets you be a boy: "Hmm yes perfectly acceptable" Gamers(tm) when game lets you be a girl: "OMFGBBQ get your gawdayum POLITICS outta MYYY vidya gaems! D="
I can't express how glad I am that this video contains brainrot from years past as well as the gen alpha slop. Somehow this shitpost ended up being an awesome nostalgia trip. Subbed
You too young fam for real. It's a 25 year old reference. Even if you're 30 years old today you'd only have been 5 when it happened. It's one of the few references that isn't Gen Z or Alpha. It's for Millennials
"Deadass, war stays the same, on god." - Ron Perlman Ah yes, the classic Fallout catchphrase, just as I remember it. And that SPECIAL book was something else ngl 👌
The amount of insanely creative and funny lines is crazy. Also the editing to make it look like it’s in game is very well done. Great vid, can’t want for the next one
This guy should be a comedic writer. The whole sequence of the dad driving out and then coming back and cursing was godly. It was not an obvious joke That was top tier creativity. Dude should be getting paid.
Hearing a combination of xQc having a Manic episode and Dennis Prager monologuing about mommies and milk in the background is the only way anyone should be brought into existence. 😂
No way you pumped out an extra 9 minutes in 24 hours! That's awesome. I truly believe your videos have, and will continue to improve people's well being. Laughter is the best medicine after all. You really are a rizzler.
This shit is bussin, no cap. Almost copped my mewing streak with this one. W in the chad for re-rizzing the plot and jelqing out some blender models as well. Mogged the other versions ❤
I love the voice you gave her. This would be an awesome mod, even if it only changed the text, like the sneak going from We Chillin FR to Caught In 4K and all the grab being Cop ___ is great. Her random voice lines would be cool too. It'd make a sick experience for the game lol
I'm shocked this one has the fewest views so far, cause good lord it is by far the funniest of these Brainrot intro edits 😆 The crazy fleeing and driving noises during the SPECIAL segment got me good
I’ve been so tired that I straight up have no memory of half the jokes and bits I put into this, so please point out any you find so I can enjoy them too 😅
This is an absolute GYATTsterpiece!
Brother do you have like a zip of the files you used to replace dialogue and everything I’m crying brother
Choose sex:
Boy
Political
Great one
LA Noir but its Brain Rot
i loved it, made me laugh a lot more than your previous ones. good job lol
Your intelligence has decreased to 1
You have rizzed a Fanum-Tec Bobblegyatt, it has permanently decreased your intelligence to 1!
yeah, this as a mod should only work when you're on a 1 int character
More like set to 1
More like -15
Decreased? you mean there was intelligence before?
"Daddy's gonna go pick up some up milk and cigarettes"
Literally FO3 lore in a nutshell
"Daddy's gonna go pick up some WATER in the right side of the map then a Geck in the left side"
Fucking hell i walked for half an hour because i did everything above and to the side and never went left.
I can't believe it took me this long to realize that the plot to FO3 was basically the Dad Leaving To Get Milk meme
...Wait, why did his one-year-old have Fentanyl...?
Bethesda finally hired a decent writer
Almost reminds me of the comedy of Fallout 2, it's perfect. 😂
At least we have Argonian Maid.
They bought Borderlands writers.
unironically thousands upon thousands of times better than starfield's snoozefest
@@thecuchikillerborderlands hasn't had good writers for over a decade now mate
"the gamer girl bathwater of life" - truly we are not worthy of CJMattis
that shit was foul, i had to pause
The man referred to the vaults as echo chambers. What a fucking opportunity.
That was genius! 🤣🤣
That was genius 🤣🤣
@@ShieldsAUS this guy is a genius, most people would have one, maybe TWO imaginative jokes like that in a video.
Most works have just two creative jokes and pad the video out with slapstick, lol seggs comments and parroting memes.
This was genius from start to end.
Why echo chambers?
Should have called them goon caves
"A little bit of column A, a little bit of Columbine"
That is absolutely wild af deadass ong
The detail is incredible, even the stealth “we chillin’ fr” vs. “Peeped”
Sus.
"caught in 4K" also 😂
Loot is "run pockets" lol.
"That's a good name, don't you think?"
"It's not."
"Fits you perfectly."
"It doesn't."
The Child: “I would like to speak to your manager, Dad!”
2:27
reads like monty python
This is the reason she lost the way to life
Deadass my favorite part
Given that the Great War is in 2077, most of the leadership at this point were Gen alpha, which explains a lot about the fallout universe.
Wow... from parody to reality.
I often thought about that playing cyberpunk, V would be the age of my grandchild by 2077 - yikes
spit out my water when it zoomed out to the battle bus
i spit out other stuff
@@AllGirlsCollege💀
@@AllGirlsCollege PRIME?
Ah so that’s what it was, looked out of place like a reference but couldn’t put my finger on it.
The Battle Bussss 😫 Ambussing Thank you
“I can’t take anymore of this, I’m heading back to lobby” dies ☠️ 😭😭😂😂😂
“Are you a rizzler or a gyatt”
Both 😎
Rizzler!
Please stop 😭
“A rizzler’s last thoughts should be of Ohio.”
Boy
Political
7:10 "I found you a way to clap back in a safe and stable manner" immediately cuts to "that's right I bought you a gun
with such brainrot it's not surprising humanity fell in fallout series.
You mean real life
🤣🤣
Felloff 3
On god
"There's a beta out here who went to sleep after hugging Daddy's car a little too hard." Oh fam that's grim 🤣
That kinda sounds like that one dude from my strange addiction the one who was attracted to cars
@@ulester3092 ah someone who truly loves the Mia and Tia Twins from Cars
I'd always heard Fallout 3's intro was interminably long, but I never thought it'd be long enough to make a 15 minute shitpost.
Some stuff was even cut out...
All bro had to do was make a dub over the original cutscene, instead he *3D Modeled A MEME MASTERPIECE* what a legend 🥲🫡
My brain rotted so much it became a new fossil fuel.
Clever 😂
"Can I start vaping again now?"
That's diabolical
"It's okay, this weird chemical vapor is slightly less toxic to my highly specialized and sensitive oxygen-refining organs than the burnt poison plants some people suck down"
"I'm heading back to lobby" was too much lol
"I'm an S-class father right now" lol that's just ridiculous, saving that one
My lord, its 15 skibidi minutes, DEADASS 😭😭🙏
Perfect goon material.
You just have to sigma your way through it or have L rizz and opt out fr fr
Oh my gyatt!!
"She's lost the will to live, it's my cringe"🤣🤣🤣☠️
Best thing I've seen on RUclips yet😂😂😂😂
No cap
“Her heart is skibbing beats”😭
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Don't we all?
"It's a great idea, don't you think?"
"It's not!"
"It really fits us as a species!"
"It doesn't!"
So you can finally understand the game??
@@Daniel-vk5li no because its funny, i bought this game at launch
"some say lean makes you go blind, but I think that's cap"
Immediately starts bumping into everyone*
Bro forgot the subway surfers for the subway surfers
i forgot i am a 10/10
@@AllGirlsCollegebe gone bot
@@hightidekraken im not :(
The subway surfers being pulled up always got me. I died when they pulled it up while already looking at their pip boy for health.
This is too high quality for a brainrot vid, 10/10
The sex choices were fucking hilarious
Gamers(tm) when game lets you be a boy: "Hmm yes perfectly acceptable"
Gamers(tm) when game lets you be a girl: "OMFGBBQ get your gawdayum POLITICS outta MYYY vidya gaems! D="
from silent protagonist to yapping protagonist, dead ass
You are a sigma, and you have to leave.
I need you to go find another sauce chip, ours has yeeted itself out of rizzistence, no cap.
@@henrik252 “You’re a true OG, and you have to fizzle out.”
Your rizz's over, beta. Time to unalive.
Hugging daddys car too hard is crazy
9:48 "Turn the kindergarten into a cinder garden"
😂
"Little bit of column A, little bit of Columbine"
💀💀💀
6:20 Karen is basically the type of kid who cannot lock in for more than 3 seconds lmao
"It can't be worse than the new Vegas one-"
"I don't want to tax the world on fanum-"
"Instantly-"
>Amogus
"GODDAMN IT"
This video is unironically gold. "E is for edge, that's how long I can goon!"
The S.P.E.C.I.A.L book rhymes you came up with are genuinely impressive
I laughed so hard I completely missed that Dad killed someone in the background 😂
Should have been "you lost aura" instead of "you lost karma"
“Plug walk to daddy”😂😂
Griddy would've been hilarious. 😂
Bring daddy the fent
Bring Daddy the Fent was fucking unreal, combined with 'Only one year old and already plug-walking like a pro!' 🙃🤣
This shit was bussin frfr no cap on a stack with the bev
"I just crapped life out of my front trunk." Is hilarious 😂
I can't express how glad I am that this video contains brainrot from years past as well as the gen alpha slop. Somehow this shitpost ended up being an awesome nostalgia trip. Subbed
"Little bit of column A, little bit of Columbine" i laughed way harder than I probably should have at that
I had to double take and laughed harder than I should have as well 😂
I couldn't breathe, I was laughing so hard.
What does that mean😭😭😭
You too young fam for real. It's a 25 year old reference. Even if you're 30 years old today you'd only have been 5 when it happened. It's one of the few references that isn't Gen Z or Alpha. It's for Millennials
@@BigRouthcan you explain it then?
holy God. The effort. Man spent like 900 hours making this.
Once again I'd kill to play an entire mod like this lol
I’ll would throw my controller across my living room after a hour of this shit 😂
I'd play a new playthrough of this with Three Dog talking like this
how many are we talking about here? : P
@@dracorosso7129 all 4 of my controllers lol
"Ask granny for a lighter and turn that kindergarten into a cinder garden" is one of the most foul things I have ever read. Holy shit.
The MC's mom is the only normal one.
That’s why she opted to kill herself
She's one of those "I was born in the wrong generation." types
I fucking lost when he paused just to play more subway surfers
"Political" gender is peak satire. You, sir, are a fucking genius. 10/10 no notes. Subbed for life.
i have a gender and its female and i am a 10/10 btw
@@AllGirlsCollege deadass that's kinda political ngl
Only someone with top tier EQ could write such a bussin line im legit shook and 100 subbed no cap
Can you explain this joke? Please?
@@SU76M People see female characters in games as "Political" despite male characters just being "normal" 🤓
This is the most brilliant brainrot I’ve ever seen. Thank you for blessing us with this.
That starwars reference hidden in there was beautiful. On god
frfr
no kizzy
“She’s losing the will to live.”
@@Longshanks1690 end of the grind ayy
"Deadass, war stays the same, on god." - Ron Perlman
Ah yes, the classic Fallout catchphrase, just as I remember it. And that SPECIAL book was something else ngl 👌
I wonder how many more can CJmattis pump out before brain rot gets to him
This is by far the funniest and most high effort out of all of these I've seen so far. Well fucking done.
The fact you had to remake this entire first
scene is amazing. Great work.
This is the best comedy ever.
The levels of detail you put in here have me dying.
such a missed opportunity to call the vault a goon cave
10:00
the intro was already a gem but the additional character creation dialogue had so much effort put into every joke. It's amazing.
I'm furious within the first ten seconds, genuinely great work
Why would u be mad? XD
@@taylorjacquez7451 because CJMattis has totally obliterated the most iconic song from the franchise.
@@WanderingChinDarude - Sandstorm
I know it’s I don’t want to se the world o fire, BUT gatekeeping this masterpiece is crime
I had COMPLETELY forgotten that Liam Neeson was the father's voice until this excellent imitation reminded me. Wow, great job !
"Hatch, you egg" is actually wild. Gen alpha is cooked.
“not ready yet” lmao
Happened with me
The Special book was really impressive, you even got the rhymes 😂
I couldn't even edge to this. I just exploded immediately! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS!!!😂😂😂
here before this "blows up"
🙁
🫣
Nice speedrunning strat sweaty, new wr, on god no cap
I can't even imagine how long this took to make, the voice models alone are perfection. Well done, awesome job!
Karen completed Head Out, now she needs to complete Following his Sigma Grindset.
Started: Following his Sigma Grindset
Objective: Peep the town of Atomic Chad
This and the Skyrim ones made me laugh harder than any video I've ever seen, thank you for making these and I hope for more very soon
The amount of insanely creative and funny lines is crazy. Also the editing to make it look like it’s in game is very well done. Great vid, can’t want for the next one
This guy should be a comedic writer.
The whole sequence of the dad driving out and then coming back and cursing was godly.
It was not an obvious joke
That was top tier creativity.
Dude should be getting paid.
@@talk-supersix-seven6021I'm just wondering what sidewalk he was yapping about and how he got a car in a vault 😳
“Your dad ditched the echo chamber explain.” 😂😂
Is that you Qui-Gon? Deadass mogged his way into another universe.
"its too late to be decent father" i lost it
"I want mommy, I want milk I want to be held i want to be comforted and if you do not do all these things immediately.....i will ruin your life"🤣🤣🤣😭
Dude, imagine the WHOLE game to be like this.
Bethesda really should put in a vault where everyone talks like this
Gonna keep checking nexus mods
Rotout 3
“Nah, I’d fallout.”
Hearing a combination of xQc having a Manic episode and Dennis Prager monologuing about mommies and milk in the background is the only way anyone should be brought into existence. 😂
No way you pumped out an extra 9 minutes in 24 hours! That's awesome. I truly believe your videos have, and will continue to improve people's well being. Laughter is the best medicine after all. You really are a rizzler.
"Turn the kindergarten to a Cinder garden" NGL that line is bussin' fr fr on god no cap
This shit is bussin, no cap. Almost copped my mewing streak with this one. W in the chad for re-rizzing the plot and jelqing out some blender models as well. Mogged the other versions ❤
THESE ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND.
I love it. Keep at it.
Ok ngl, that reveal at 0:43 got me 😭
"I did some thinking and i came up with some ways for you to clapback in a safe and stable manner... That's right, i bought you a GUN"
🤣🤣🤣
This is healthy! I'm an S-tier father rn.
"That was clean AF" 👌
This is my fifth time in three days coming back to this, you know how rare that is that’s more than hbo quality
"Looks like a fucken Nosepass"💀💀
14:40 Lmao at "Hatch, you egg" for changing genders.
"You know, I'd sub tier 3" 🏏🏏🏏 "NO THANKS"
"I just want a shot, to rizz up your Gyat" is a fire line tho.
That one will get stuck in my head on god frfr.
"RIZZ-ELATION 4 :20" 😭😭😭😭😭
Dude imagine someone translating the bible to brainrot speak
@@ulester3092 NOOO DONT GIVE ANYONE ANY IDEAS
The best background dialogue happening as the stats being chosen… couldn’t ask for anything better
I love the voice you gave her. This would be an awesome mod, even if it only changed the text, like the sneak going from We Chillin FR to Caught In 4K and all the grab being Cop ___ is great. Her random voice lines would be cool too. It'd make a sick experience for the game lol
This needs more views, this is criminally underrated for the amount of work that you put in
GOOOOOOD MORNING CAPITAL WASTELAND!!!!!!
I'm shocked this one has the fewest views so far, cause good lord it is by far the funniest of these Brainrot intro edits 😆 The crazy fleeing and driving noises during the SPECIAL segment got me good
"Bring the Fent to daddy" ☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn, CJ really out here doing 3D-animations and making mods to give us the brainrot we desire... Gyat job no cap fr fr
when the boss music comes in with the Chadroach
Need a whole game with this
I want full wersion of "Don't want to set the world on fire" and "Blue moon" in this style SO BAD
They pip-boy video game popping up during any dialogue is killing me. So funny.
Liam Neeson dad is giving Homelander parenting lmao
“Now that you’re old enough, you can share a sip of lean with me every so often”
A wonderful creation as usual
Thank you, I appreciate it