When you expect a rationalized answer from someone so that you can debunk his claims and try to bring him on your side but all you get instead is a simple "f**you and because I feel like it so what??" 😂
So when Spider Man woke up, he was gay? I don't understand why the titles to these videos use a past-tense verb as an adjective. I forgot, to argue with myself, gay means happy. So homosexual is the best way to describe these videos.
Endlessly woven into the vast and unfathomable tapestry of the cosmic continuum, transcending all temporal bounds and writing. A time for liberation, and the path to rationality.
That conversation between Peter and Harry is the funniest shit I saw in a while 😂 Not only what Harry is saying but also his straight face while he's saying it and Peters reaction 😂 Also the people infront of the cafe are walking backwards.
the entire beginning sequence of him in class is just too perfect, even mouthing “fuck you!” to gwen is just amazingly edited, this dude has gone so far with his editing skills in such a short amount of time lol
I've been binging this channel the last few days. I don't remember the last time I regularly and consistently laighed so hard to the point of breathlessness and wheezing 😂😂😂😂. All your videos are both insane and ridiculous and hysterical ❤
I mean there is a reason why Dr.connors chose gwen instead of peter 😂😂.Even though he offers peter another chance but little did he know he already had the anti gay symbiote and was too late 😂😂.
"what are you doing, Parker?"
"your mom tonight."
Cinema
"Jesus parker, you're a mother**©k"
Top 10 moments in flim history
😂😂😂
Eddie is right, he indeed a mother****
1:52 Eddie was right about him
“They’re fucking assholes” caught me off guard 💀
all gays get it in the end
@@Monkchelle_Kongbama Why wasn't I told?
Took me a second 😂
There's 2 meanings behind it, literally and figuratively.
@@DarkAnims 😂😂
Anti-gay symbiote
Gonna develop it asap
I feel like the "straight symbiote" can work, too, as a name.
19 inches
@@justinveron698 anti-gay hits hard though
@@eradict yeah that's fair. Haha.
We got gay-man 3 before GTA6
We got the whole trilogy after the trailer, man....
at this point I dont care and not waiting lol
We got GTA 7 before GTA 6
@@KisnowarReal
I hope everyone who wants to play GTA 6 gets a good device to run GTA 6 before GTA 6
“They can’t think straight”
I laughed more than I should’ve at that part 😂
What about the sheer veracity of the fact that they do indeed fuck assholes?
Don't forget they're also fucking assholes
The "tries to think straight" part and just giving up and walking out did it for me
When you expect a rationalized answer from someone so that you can debunk his claims and try to bring him on your side but all you get instead is a simple "f**you and because I feel like it so what??" 😂
that's way gay people are bad at math
(math is cartesian, its straight)
Harry: "life without girls is a pain in the ass"
Peter: "what?"
That line is genius 👍🏿
You forgot the man, man.
I missed the part when that's MY problem.
@@gusfring6887 but life without girl that's not mean life with men right, right?
Life with girls can be a pain in the ass too
“You want gayness?, look in the mirror”
I’m using this from now on
we not gonna talk about how Venom went into Peter Parker and Pete became straight
@@HolyNamednope
This is advanced PHD in Bully Maguire Spiderology
@@HolyNamedthe thing is its probably She-Venom thats why Peter turned straight.
I'm honestly just wondering. In what context would you use that, though?
"Because they're fucking assholes" that's genius
That's literally the best part man 😂 even the way he says it it's hilarious!!!
I lost it. I gotta use that with my not-overly-sensitive friends
300th like
@@thunderboltproductionsshpk as a gay man, I agree that the "asshole" is the best part.. of the movie script ofcourse.
Gonna put some Rainbow in your eye...
The fact that they made rainbows about the LGBTQ. 😂😂 Way to brainwash people
I laughed more than I should’ve at that 😭
Rainbow is not white and sticky 🤔
I thought Peter would say "I'm gonna put some gay in your eyes" 😂
Gonna put some pride in your eyes😂
"you want some gayness?"
"Go look in the mirror"
I'm crying
What are you doing
"Your mom tonight 🗿"
Well that proves he ain’t gay no more.
0:44 Harry makes some fine points here
Indeed they are F*CKING assholes
A great thinker of the philosophical mind.
As the kids today would say “Ay yo, let him cook.”
So when Spider Man woke up, he was gay? I don't understand why the titles to these videos use a past-tense verb as an adjective. I forgot, to argue with myself, gay means happy. So homosexual is the best way to describe these videos.
Fr Bro A Lot Of Queers Are Heterophobic And Acephobic
Peter and Gwen competing for some PP, is a battle that Spider-Man fans are not ready.
In this universe Spiderman is the one who throws Gwen from the bridge, Green Goblin is shocked meanwhile.
😂
@@drdoom5516😂
"thot daughter or gay son"
me: (being just like that professor, both end up under the table anyways).
“Tries to think straight” 😂
Harry is beign the best character in the franchise as always.
Harry: "They love me"
@@milk9817
This is where the fun begins!
(He is voiced by Matt Lanter , so he can say that)
Thanks I work hard
@@Harry-et7dcI meant Harry OSBORN. Not Harry POTTAH.
Endlessly woven into the vast and unfathomable tapestry of the cosmic continuum, transcending all temporal bounds and writing. A time for liberation, and the path to rationality.
Love the fact how goblin & goblin jr fell for the same guy Peter💀
I love the reaction of Peter when Harry say he can't think straight 🤣
And Harry's reaction: "see what I mean" 😂
"I'm gonna cry!"
Peter: I'm something of a gay myself
Me: I missed the part where that's my problem
😂😂😂
thats goblins line
Harry Assporn: The final boss of straightness
Hairy Assporn
The goat of this franchise
@@luckypirate6365 lmao
Norman Assporn would be so disappointed in him
@@luckypirate6365gayest of all time.
Harry: "Peter, did you hear about those hormones that make guys behave manly?"
Peter: "'I missed the part where that's my problem.'"
spider man if it was made in 2024:
You mean, MCU Spider-Man?
Not enough blackwashing
ha
ha
ha
People walking backwards when they can is surely something.
Adding shalom as phone call getting make perfect sense.
That was in the original actually, what did Raimi mean by it?
😂😂😂😂
1:01 this expression from Harry 💀💀💀
Turning around kissing at dude is wild af😂😂😂
Norman: I'm something of a gay myself.
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem!
"Peter, what are you doing?"
"Your mom tonight"
Had me rolling on the floor 🤣
Your friendly niberhood homosexual 😘
@DeadBlackRoses neighbourhood*
Niber is our word but you can call me nibba
@@P.sherman45niberhood*
Here to play with your kids
@@Cryharderfruitcakes Gayborhood*
1:28 19 inches of venom was too much for peter that it made him straight
Scared straight lol.
0:30 Harry: "You knew this was coming, Pete!"
Peter: "How do you know i was *coming* for you?"
Harry: "What?"
The newspaper should actually be The Daily Bulge 🤪
Harry:So Where have you been pal, you don't return my calls?
Peter:I've been mewing...
Harry:Trying to look like a Gay-gachad?
Bully Maguire is so meta he changed the whole genre 😭
1:51 ain’t no way💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
That conversation between Peter and Harry is the funniest shit I saw in a while 😂 Not only what Harry is saying but also his straight face while he's saying it and Peters reaction 😂
Also the people infront of the cafe are walking backwards.
"i dont feel gay anymore"
yeah cause you are black
i fucking died at the cafe scene🤣
Good on that symbiote helping Peter think straight. He’s going to pass that class with flying colours now!
0:51
W Harry!!😭
"No gay deed goes unpunished" 😆
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Trying to get the human spider pin"
Liberal-Man 3
0:10 my favorite moment
VENOM IS STRAIGHT
Nah he's gay. Has kids and the only person he could get kids from is Eddie.
@@plizmaticpiercehell no
@@kinderboah haha was just making a joke man. We all know he ain't gay.
@@plizmaticpierce Symbiotes are sexless and multiple without any sex
@@libertyprime1614 It was a joke 😂
2:00 "you want gayness? look in the mirror" the best gayish line the world has ever seen!
1:41 RDJ cameo, nice.
Peter: I can't think straight. Harry: I missed the part, where that's my problem.
1:09 They can’t think straight 😂🤣
With straight powers comes straight thinking
Venom transformed him into a sigma male 🗿
Harry was gay before the Anti-gay serum
Ngl human spider should become the next spiderman director
Finally, a good ending.
Mfs after Pride month is over: 1:28
"I never thought he'd really do that"
I just knew he'd keep in the shalom 😂
the entire beginning sequence of him in class is just too perfect, even mouthing “fuck you!” to gwen is just amazingly edited, this dude has gone so far with his editing skills in such a short amount of time lol
James Franco saying "No gay deed goes unpunished" is ironic 💀😂
"I'm done trying to convince you"
His answer on the phone at 2:07 sent me in heavens 🤣🤣🤣
High Harry: why do you hate pin beggers so much?
THS: They are basically begging to be inserted.
"With Great Pride🤡...Comes Great Rainbow🌈" - Uncle Ben
" Look in the miror "
I've been binging this channel the last few days. I don't remember the last time I regularly and consistently laighed so hard to the point of breathlessness and wheezing 😂😂😂😂. All your videos are both insane and ridiculous and hysterical ❤
0:40 I lost 🤣these double meanings are too much
HARRY WITH ARNOLD'S TERMINATOR THEME GOES HARD. HUMAN SPIDER HAS STILL GOT THE MOVES.
Harder choices require strongest wills
~Thanos
"Tightest a55es require hardest pps"
The strongest willies*
This had character development. Everything. 🙌
It came full circle 😌
Honeslty i just recently came across this channel but its so funny, i hope more videos regularly come out like this, i miss good content.
"Anti-Gay Serum: COMPLETE!" 😂😂😂😂 TOP!
"I pinned your mom Last night" - The human spider
This is so well edited, you keep putting out bangers man. These videos are really special.
I can't believe he just, flipped her off.
2:02 this is so bully maguire
It's your friendly neighborhood homosexual 💀
Goblin Jr. is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.
And in the end, Peter and Harry both became Chads, starting the Chad-man trilogy. It's a wonderful loop.
We not gonna talk about how Venom went into Peter Parker and became straight, Once you go black, you don't go back
0:45 Technically, Harry said nothing but the truth here.
"The Human Spider, who are you pinning?!"
"Your comment tonight."
Lol this is the state of all Marvel movies now.
"Anyone up for getting pinned after class?"
Me:🤚
Lmao this was brilliant! I imagine in this universe Little Goblin Jr. will save Peter in the end because he realises his love for him
“What’s this?”
“I don’t feel unpinned anymore”
1:45 That escalated quickly.
I was actually waiting for the super-gay symbiote😂😂
"They're fucking assholes"
Mind.Blown
I mean there is a reason why Dr.connors chose gwen instead of peter 😂😂.Even though he offers peter another chance but little did he know he already had the anti gay symbiote and was too late 😂😂.
Straight man 4 gonna be peak 🔥
0:42 LMAO
Tries to think straight sent me
I'm laughing at this far more than u should 😂😂
There's no way anyone can make the cookie girl less awkward
Peter can finally drive his motorcycle straight.
Venom cured Spiderman
I love how Harry was so disgusted by Peter that he had to inhale the anti-gay serum just to make sure he won't turn gay himself.
Harry: "They also can't think straight. You know that?" Bro Harry became savage in that moment💀
Spider-Man if it was made by The Boys' screenwriters.
2:02 this is the best part
0:46 based AF
1:25 Gaynom
More brainrot please 🙏
That was the funniest shit ever