Ranking Every Pokemon As A House Pet

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  • Опубликовано: 9 дек 2022
  • It's undeniable there's a lot of cool Pokémon! Instead of talking about the cool things some of them are capable of, I spend 15 minutes figuring out if they can be trusted home alone.
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    Songs Used (In Order)
    -Road To Viridian City (Let's Go Pikachu+Eevee)
    -Route 104 (Pokémon ORAS)
    -Route 201 (Pokémon DP)
    -Crimson Mirelands Theme 2 (Pokémon Legends Arceus)
    -Cobalt Coastland 2 Version 2 (Pokémon Legends Arceus)
    -Seasong Beach (Poképark 2)
    -Pokémon Center (Gale of Darkness)
    -Route 3 (Pokémon SS)
    -Luminose City (Pokémon XY)
    -Route 10 (Pokémon BW)
    -Jubilife Village (Pokémon Legends Arceus)
    (Outro) Battle Against A Mobile Opponent
    Ranking Every Pokemon As A House Pet
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  • @jakethedragonymaster1235
    @jakethedragonymaster1235 Год назад +318

    Really glad to see the Dratini line in Tier 2. They are simply too polite to upset the Homeowners Association

  • @PajamaCat4
    @PajamaCat4 Год назад +1382

    Eternatus is no doubt the worst to have
    • Legendary Pokémon
    • Can destroy buildings
    • Largest Pokémon at 65 feet tall
    • If that isn't enough, the Dynamax power, if it doesn't blow up your house, would make your neighborhood a Max Spot and tons of people would start having Max battles and all the Pokémon in a nearby radius would turn giant and destroy even more houses how does this Pokémon exist how can people just carry it around what the heck

    • @Takittack
      @Takittack Год назад +47

      Idk man. Dunsparce seems more powerful.

    • @justsomeremixes4
      @justsomeremixes4 Год назад

      Yveltal who is actively trying to kill you and everyone else:

    • @xhomiegreninjax137
      @xhomiegreninjax137 Год назад +61

      @@Takittack Dunsparce is so powerful that every time one of them evolves a Shockwave is felt throughout the universe

    • @phorchybug3286
      @phorchybug3286 Год назад +2

      NYOOOOOO!!!
      MY FAVE IT!!!

    • @Eroil
      @Eroil Год назад +26

      Eternatus, Kyogre and Groudon are all in the "destroys the whole world if awake" tier

  • @purplecow3000
    @purplecow3000 Год назад +1637

    Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Eevee's spot should be higher. From Ultra Moon, "Its genes are easily influenced by its surroundings. Even its face starts to look like that of its Trainer." This makes Eevee creepier than one would expect.

    • @noahtaylor1721
      @noahtaylor1721 Год назад

      Only if your ugly!

    • @davidmandel8960
      @davidmandel8960 Год назад +105

      Maybe they placed eevee low because of vaporeon. You know why.

    • @hisuiantyphlosion
      @hisuiantyphlosion Год назад +38

      did you know?

    • @ShinyMew76
      @ShinyMew76 Год назад +4

      @@davidmandel8960 What?

    • @JogG4DX
      @JogG4DX Год назад +17

      @@ShinyMew76 just search "vaporeon copypasta" anywhere

  • @NuclearNecro
    @NuclearNecro Год назад +733

    i would love a spin-off of this video where you take all the humanoid or near humanoid pokemon and rank em on how good of a room mate would they be

    • @Someone-me1tx
      @Someone-me1tx Год назад +56

      vaporeon
      He can wash the dishes very easily

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 Год назад +26

      @@Someone-me1tx
      a reference that that insane post that ignored the existence of the “Human-like Egg Group”, which presumably contains all the non-human Pokémon humans are inter-fertile with.

    • @Pigeon_loll
      @Pigeon_loll Год назад +8

      Gardevoir.

    • @Bonniegamer1988
      @Bonniegamer1988 Год назад +9

      Lopunny

    • @naolucillerandom5280
      @naolucillerandom5280 Год назад +7

      ​@@runeanonymous9760 I went to check it out. That makes hypno actively creepier, Ash's mom actively more sus, and me surprised that there are some in there that aren't nearly as popular but now burdened with the knowlegdge that they're a canon possibility.

  • @musicsheep9816
    @musicsheep9816 Год назад +410

    In regards to fire types, there ARE ones you can keep as pets, although only a few.
    Growlithe: Only really barks and bites and dex entries explicitly mention loyalty and obedience towards their trainer.
    Arcanine: Same as Growlithe.
    Ponyta: The mane doesn't catch things on fire. Plus if it trusts you enough, the mane will no longer hurt you when touched.
    Pansear: The fire is extremely controlled on its head, and the dex entries mention that it loves helping people. It's also known to help make tea.
    Darumaka: The flame is kept only on the inside of its body. It's also seen as a good luck charm, and its poop was historically used as pocket warmers. Plus, it falls asleep when it gets cold.
    Litleo: The fire type is its hot blood and does not actually do much with actual fire, unlike Pyroar.
    Oricorio: It's just a spicy dancing bird.

    • @arachineatzeer7478
      @arachineatzeer7478 Год назад +24

      Also if you give Oricorio a different nectar it can help you get ready for the day in Pom-Pom style or help you relax after a bad day as Pa'u or Sensu

    • @zacharyyoungblood7013
      @zacharyyoungblood7013 Год назад +29

      Torchic is just a warm boi

    • @amogus69697
      @amogus69697 Год назад +14

      *cough* flareon *cough*

    • @wwerules000
      @wwerules000 Год назад +18

      Glowlithe Is kept by James of team rocket as a pet and it seems fine. Fire types can produce fire but it could be a useful pet, if you had a old fireplace, light up the logs .

    • @mizukittyakinyama
      @mizukittyakinyama Год назад +15

      @@amogus69697 flareon may be able to burn houses down but it's very fluffy so I give it a pass

  • @lvnar5734
    @lvnar5734 Год назад +385

    As far as dragon Pokémon go Cyclizar would be an S tier pet, it even says in the game that many people own them. Free mobility and a friend

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Год назад +34

      I’d call him Bichael

    • @literallygrass1328
      @literallygrass1328 Год назад +13

      All fun and games until cyclizar sees a cat

    • @The777brown
      @The777brown Год назад +10

      ​@@literallygrass1328 it runs out into the road and destroys a car instead of getting hit.

    • @sparkypikachu7776
      @sparkypikachu7776 Год назад +3

      ​@@The777brown lawsuit waiting to happen

  • @kaitlynlehman7414
    @kaitlynlehman7414 Год назад +79

    "all ghost types are bad"
    BUT..but Mimikyu is a sweetheart. All they want is a friend(i mean there is even a song about how they wants to be your friend and everything!),and as so long no one looks under its cloth, its perfectly safe. It doesn't curse or drain your life force, thus it is the safest among ghost types.

    • @Ssjvaca
      @Ssjvaca Год назад +11

      Also Banette, not because it isn't dangerous, it's because I love it

    • @gilliancastle5106
      @gilliancastle5106 Год назад +6

      Honestly I would love to have a pet Mimikyu

    • @DramaLlamaTheatrics
      @DramaLlamaTheatrics 2 месяца назад +2

      So hear me out: I’d learn to sew just so I could make my mimikyu alternate costumes to wear. Like I get pikachu is popular and mimikyu wants to be loved, but I’d love it no matter what Pokemon it wanted to look like.

    • @appledognugget2267
      @appledognugget2267 Месяц назад +1

      Well, I mean it’s basically an immortal clingy girlfriend who will commit brutal violence on things it hates…like the single most popular pokemon and the mascot of the series

    • @kaitlynlehman7414
      @kaitlynlehman7414 Месяц назад

      @@appledognugget2267 thats just i the anime though

  • @toastiiNom
    @toastiiNom Год назад +140

    You might’ve glossed over the fact gastly isn’t just a lil cloud guy but a cloud of poisonous glass meaning if it tried to show affection and got near you, you would more than likely flatline soon after or the second it gets too close

    • @appledognugget2267
      @appledognugget2267 Месяц назад

      Also it loves playing pranks(which usually involve death), stalking, and paralyzing random people

  • @ShinyMew76
    @ShinyMew76 Год назад +597

    Both Mew and Shaymin would actually make amazing house pets. They are both known to be incredibly friendly and loving. They are also tiny, and adorable!

    • @popdog165
      @popdog165 Год назад +87

      The government exists. But honestly yeah your kinda right, mew though will be awkward considering that's your greatest grandma.

    • @ShinyMew76
      @ShinyMew76 Год назад +29

      @@popdog165 It has the DNA of all *Pokémon*

    • @popdog165
      @popdog165 Год назад +24

      Aren't humans also technically pokemon? In universe atleast.

    • @MegaNegative
      @MegaNegative Год назад +6

      Nah it is going to make a universe in your house and we all know that you don't want it there. So mew probably NO. I don't hate mew I just think it would be unnecessary to have a mew

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith Год назад +13

      @@ShinyMew76 humans and Pokémon were once the same

  • @sanssmash9183
    @sanssmash9183 Год назад +46

    6:01 not sure if someone’s already said this but minior dies as soon as it leaves that shell thing, it slowly evaporates into space and it’s gone forever after that, so it is safe but it would basically be a speedrun to cry over the loss of a loved one

  • @mirandatagliamonte9754
    @mirandatagliamonte9754 Год назад +271

    I actually like the idea of Aromatisse as a pet. As humanoids/semi-humanoids go, it's animal-like enough to not make it weird to treat it as a pet, but human-like enough to pose daintily. I can imagine it posing dramatically like a little damsel in distress whenever its food bowl is empty. Also, it doubles as an air freshener. Granted, its fragrance is strong enough to make you lose your sense of smell, and it probably produces horrendous odors when it feels threatened, but it's fluffy, so I'll take it.

    • @silversonome5360
      @silversonome5360 Год назад +22

      I'm not sure if Aromatisse is fluffy, I've always seen it more as an avian creature. Still, if it is a Birb, it would still make for a really good pet!

    • @msbellebelle
      @msbellebelle Год назад +15

      @@silversonome5360 birds can still be fluffy :]

    • @msbellebelle
      @msbellebelle Год назад +15

      I second all of this !!! Ive done roleplays with one of the main characters i use having an aromatisse as a pet, his name is Yankee and hes a very good boy that uses his scent making abilities to help his trainer relax and he does NOT deserve this slander !!!

    • @silversonome5360
      @silversonome5360 Год назад +10

      @@msbellebelle fair enough, I was just thinking birds may use a different term... Maybe "puffy"? I don't really know birds lol

    • @mirandatagliamonte9754
      @mirandatagliamonte9754 Год назад +12

      @@silversonome5360 It’s definitely very owl-like, but it has paws, and the Pokédex says it has fur, so this might just be in appearance. Not that a birb can’t be fluffy. I’d call a real owl fluffier than Aromatisse, since the Pokémon weighs quite a bit, but the real bird is skinny under those feathers.

  • @shinyrayquaza9
    @shinyrayquaza9 Год назад +297

    I feel like shaymin would be one of the few rare ones that would be fine

    • @msbellebelle
      @msbellebelle Год назад +94

      Shaymin is literally just a hedgehog that can occasionally turn into a dog with a case of zoomies. Not to mention it helps nature around it flourish. If that aint one of the best pets to have, i dont know what is

    • @ShinyMew76
      @ShinyMew76 Год назад +37

      Don’t forget Mew!
      Mew and Shaymin are my two favorite Pokémon, and they both would make amazing house pets. They are both very friendly.

    • @zipperooni
      @zipperooni Год назад +44

      I’d like to make an argument for Victini too, the little guy is the embodiment of victory and is said to bring guaranteed victory to its trainer, so even if the government came after you for having a mythical being, it would somehow work out by dumb luck
      Also, it’s adorable

    • @shinyrayquaza9
      @shinyrayquaza9 Год назад +21

      @@zipperooni shaymin wins the government argument as well, there are a good bit of them and the people are chill when they give you a gracidea for one every gen

    • @optimisticcharizard602
      @optimisticcharizard602 Год назад +7

      @@ShinyMew76 If people found out you had a pet Mew you'd get hunted down *immediately*

  • @bird_obsession
    @bird_obsession Год назад +146

    Altaria is described as super friendly and easy to bond with. I think it should be in tier one with its pre-evolution. But this may just be bias towards my favorite Pokémon lol.

    • @msbellebelle
      @msbellebelle Год назад +16

      Altaria is my second favorite pokemon, but i think itd be a little hard to keep as a pet simply because of its size. Its much bigger than swablu, so youd probably have to dedicate a specific room to it instead of just letting it roam around the entire house

    • @bird_obsession
      @bird_obsession Год назад +24

      @@msbellebelle This guy put buffolant in tier 1 though, so I figured that wasn’t really an issue.
      Either way, Altaria is closer to the size of a large dog than something that would be impossible to house.

    • @ShinyMew76
      @ShinyMew76 Год назад +2

      I agree

    • @foisopracurtir6389
      @foisopracurtir6389 Год назад +2

      @@bird_obsession He mentioned boffolant in tier 3 tho

    • @bird_obsession
      @bird_obsession Год назад +5

      @@foisopracurtir6389 Did he? I swear I saw it on the tier 1 list haha
      Either way, Altaria is still only the size of a large dog either way.

  • @reedaldridge4861
    @reedaldridge4861 Год назад +358

    have you ever heard of the Pokémon Hypno? He literally has a pendulum that he swings to hypnotize people to make them DO WHAT HE WANTS, then literally eats their dreams. He has canonically stolen a child. My least favorite Pokémon, just makes me uncomfortable. There is a whole episode in the Anime where Hypno causes a whole town of children to go crazy and act like Pokémon. I mean he’s not all bad he forced Ed Sheehan to pass out

    • @Zoroarkarceus123
      @Zoroarkarceus123 Год назад +58

      To be fair, that anime episode was an unintentional side effect of people with insomnia using Hypno's powers to fall asleep. The hypnotic waves reached out to the children unintentionally, and I believe he was also responsible for reversing it

    • @ilikebacon
      @ilikebacon Год назад +5

      hypno was at the beginning in the couple hundred pokemon shown in a list but yeah it definietely shouldve been like tier 3 ATLEAST

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Год назад +7

      Considering he’s from Gen 1, he probably has.

    • @zengjiachen7878
      @zengjiachen7878 2 месяца назад

      “Have you ever heard from that popular pokemon from the most popular generation?”

  • @nightmarishtaco3434
    @nightmarishtaco3434 Год назад +54

    Minior is so tragic man… it can survive if its shell never breaks (i think) but once it does it has about 2 hours before it fades into nothing

  • @hoopa_axolotl9293
    @hoopa_axolotl9293 Год назад +39

    “There’s at least twenty of them”
    Well, you’re not wrong

  • @doodleroar
    @doodleroar Год назад +277

    my man mentions "every fire type" but casually ignores "every ghost type", "every electric type", "every psychic type" and "every steel type"? a crime

    • @buzzlightyearpfp7641
      @buzzlightyearpfp7641 Год назад +66

      fire types tend to passively release heat, or are literally made of fire. the others dont do that

    • @hallowlitten1018
      @hallowlitten1018 Год назад +32

      Rotom lives inside peoples phones it’s fine to have inside a house

    • @memelurd7341
      @memelurd7341 Год назад +27

      Gholdengo is perfectly fine as it's actually very easy to get along with, the only problem is getting one

    • @januszpolak254
      @januszpolak254 Год назад +18

      How are steel types dangerous ? Most of them are just armored animals/items with very few having actual weaponary you could cut yourself on (or cutting you).

    • @k2_x376
      @k2_x376 Год назад +6

      I wander why you didn't include fairy, I mean it's super strong in game

  • @Jacox98
    @Jacox98 Год назад +279

    The only pokemon I need is Bobo

    • @iIikepenguins
      @iIikepenguins Год назад +16

      Bobo is all we ever need in our lives.

    • @Bonniegamer1988
      @Bonniegamer1988 Год назад

      Who's bobo

    • @Jacox98
      @Jacox98 Год назад +1

      @@Bonniegamer1988 he's mentioned in the first 20 seconds of this video???

    • @Bonniegamer1988
      @Bonniegamer1988 Год назад +2

      @@Jacox98 oh the monke

  • @SJrad
    @SJrad Год назад +152

    Eevee is definitely the best pet. Its a cat dog thing, normal type, vast majority are friendly, and is adorable AF

    • @henrybear2293
      @henrybear2293 Год назад +9

      "A cat dog thing" Do you mean a fox?

    • @SJrad
      @SJrad Год назад +24

      @@henrybear2293kinda, but its not solely a fox either. its more of a conglomeration. and it's evolutions can lean more cat-like or more dog-like.

    • @mizukittyakinyama
      @mizukittyakinyama Год назад +5

      Eevee isn't based on any known animal. Is based off of an UNknown animal. A mystery one.

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 11 месяцев назад

      Best pet ever.

  • @solarcupid2583
    @solarcupid2583 Год назад +72

    This is fascinating to watch as a pokemon fan and a wildlife veterinarian student. I want to make my own rankings now because I definitely disagree/want to elaborate on a lot of the Pokemon

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 Год назад +17

      Ever read Borne of Caution? It's a story where a zookeeper gets isekai'd into Pokémon, and is surprisingly well-written. You might like it.

    • @solarcupid2583
      @solarcupid2583 Год назад +1

      @@Zorro9129 where is it?

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 Год назад +5

      @@solarcupid2583 It's uploaded to various sites but Royal Road is my preference.

  • @James-oj5bh
    @James-oj5bh Год назад +37

    Looking at how dangerous these creatures are, it kinda makes sense why the Pokémon world is so friendly. If humans treated Pokémon with any hostility, they probably wouldn’t last long.

  • @lish7918
    @lish7918 Год назад +162

    i think my boy darkrai would be an incredible house pet 😍😍😍

    • @macraniam
      @macraniam Год назад +24

      Nahhh you ain't even surviving a single night with him 💀

    • @sirrivle1635
      @sirrivle1635 Год назад +9

      Just live alone isolated from society and have a lunar wing on you when you go to sleep and yeah it would be a good guard pet

    • @TheDragonfriday
      @TheDragonfriday Год назад +5

      What kind of food does it eat?

    • @popdog165
      @popdog165 Год назад +3

      Just use that one berry that wakes you up turn one. You will be fine

    • @nablamakabama488
      @nablamakabama488 Год назад

      @@popdog165
      So you just constantly drink coffee and never sleep? I’m not sure if that’s a good idea.

  • @reaganl.607
    @reaganl.607 Год назад +43

    i think litleo would be a manageable fire type. it says its mane only gets hot when it's battling or extremely angry, so as long as you give it love and care it would be fine.

  • @chickadeestevenson5440
    @chickadeestevenson5440 Год назад +59

    So Drampa MAY be a normal type...
    HOWEVER.
    If your kid gets bullied you might have a lawsuit on your hands.

    • @LilnormieX
      @LilnormieX Год назад +3

      But who'll believe you that a giant Dragon ate your kid?

    • @bakedbaker9882
      @bakedbaker9882 Год назад +6

      @@LilnormieX It's not like he'll leave any evidence 🙂

    • @LilnormieX
      @LilnormieX Год назад +4

      @@bakedbaker9882 obviously he won't I mean like he's a good grandfather

    • @SegaMaster172
      @SegaMaster172 8 месяцев назад +4

      Oh, Drampa won’t eat the bully...
      He’ll just secretly follow the bully to his home and then burn his house down to the ground…probably with the bully and his whole family still inside it…
      …Yeah, so basically, don’t ever bully a kid who has a pet Drampa…

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 2 месяца назад

      And how would they prove that it was a Drampa, let alone _your_ Drampa, that burnt their house down without admitting to bullying your kid?

  • @wesleynichols1873
    @wesleynichols1873 Год назад +124

    I swear, if pokemon were real I would SO have a pet Dunsparce.

  • @sirrivle1635
    @sirrivle1635 Год назад +51

    I think that leafeon would be the best pet, it eats sunlight and it doesn't like to fight. However it can cut entire trees with one swipe of its tail and will protect its friends so maybe not >.>
    I'm sold on the low monthly cost of having one though, plus it can help me chop wood!

    • @mizukittyakinyama
      @mizukittyakinyama Год назад +4

      i mean you are close but (this isn't the Vaporeon copypasta)
      Hey guys did you know that in terms of domesticated Pokémon, Espeon is the best pet? Needless to say, Espeon is very cute and can enhance this charm with moves such as Baby-Doll Eyes and Charm. Another big plus for Espeon is that it is one of the most loyal Pokémon existence as per its RSE entry, “Espeon is extremely loyal to any trainer it considers to be worthy. It is said that this Pokémon developed its precognitive powers to protect its trainer from harm.” It literally became a psychic to protect you. It does its job very well also, with a solid 525 Base Stat Total. To add to Espeon’s case, it can also use telepathy on you to communicate, allowing it to understand your feelings and calm you down, even more than a normal pet. It also has the ability Synchronize and with a good special defense of 95, you can vent to it and it will not mind, even if it is something really messed up (like banging vaporeon you weirdos). Finally, Espeon is an incredibly smart Pokémon, and with its telekinesis it can feed itself and give itself water, meaning if you’re going out of town Espeon can handle itself. In conclusion, Espeon is an unmatched pet because you can talk to it, it is one of the most loyal and cute Pokémon, one of the most low- maintenance Pokémon in the game, not to even mention that it is an excellent protector so it can be both an indoor and outdoor Pokémon, as well as defend you with its ESP and high special defense and attack.

    • @slightlyuncomfortable
      @slightlyuncomfortable Год назад +1

      @@mizukittyakinyama iirc espeon can predict the weather! I think in the pokemon world espeon's a fantastic service mon, both physically and emotionally aiding its trainer.

    • @naolucillerandom5280
      @naolucillerandom5280 Год назад

      ​@@mizukittyakinyama As long as it doesn't look like an egyptian cat, I'm sold on Espeon.

  • @notatroll6986
    @notatroll6986 Год назад +19

    any pokemon can be a good pet if raised correctly. the difference is if they're badly raised, whether they'll destroy your furniture, your city, or your dimension (looking at you giratina n guzzlord)

  • @mr.breadman4181
    @mr.breadman4181 Год назад +48

    Bobo looks so happy in the park

  • @jessaminemanchester
    @jessaminemanchester Год назад +10

    12:54 "Flammable Animal" would be SUCH a good band name lmao

  • @doodlebloom_
    @doodlebloom_ Год назад +84

    i think flareon should be lower personally cause its kinda just. a dog but also i read somewhere it can warm up its body so it can give great hugs ! that being said it definitely would destroy your furniture fire or not cause i have three dogs and we literally had to get a new couch after like a couple months of adopting one of them fnjdjds

    • @energyshatty9020
      @energyshatty9020 Год назад +12

      Flareon may be a fire type, but it’s ok since its a friend

    • @mrfrog1794
      @mrfrog1794 Год назад +2

      It still very much can breathe fire. If something startles it your house goes byebye

    • @slappybio1686
      @slappybio1686 Год назад +2

      @@mrfrog1794 what if the Flareon doesn't know any fire type moves?

    • @sirrivle1635
      @sirrivle1635 Год назад +7

      @@slappybio1686 It has an organ where it stores the fire I think, so biologically it can still breathe fire. It just can't use it as a weapon if that's the case

    • @cameronspencer9619
      @cameronspencer9619 Год назад +8

      Same with Torchic! Its Dex entry specifically mentions its huggableness.

  • @Keizer0724
    @Keizer0724 Год назад +31

    Greninja would be a great house pet. He’s just 4’11. That’s one inch from making him your roommate.

    • @jianlin3952
      @jianlin3952 9 месяцев назад

      And he's chill too

  • @Fighting.Flower
    @Fighting.Flower Год назад +28

    Fennekin, even if you don't teach it any fire type moves, will destroy any house plant you ever think of owning due to the fact it has a diet of sticks.

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 11 месяцев назад +1

      I don't care, I'd love it. Also couldn't the first one be a case for all fire types? Like Flareon?

    • @Fighting.Flower
      @Fighting.Flower 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Twinklethefox9022 Look i'm half asleep right now, i'll leave that to _you_ to philosophize.

  • @zacharyyoungblood7013
    @zacharyyoungblood7013 Год назад +10

    Justice for Torchic! He's just a warm boy! And if you can justify the black hole monster that is Gardevoir, Torchic is more than fine!!

  • @memelurd7341
    @memelurd7341 Год назад +54

    Most Violet paradoxes would be fine as they're most likely relatively easy to control, iron thorns especially due to ironically being quite passive

    • @billybarbosa5342
      @billybarbosa5342 Год назад +1

      I’d marry my Iron Valient

    • @memelurd7341
      @memelurd7341 Год назад +9

      @@billybarbosa5342 Ok I'm sorry but *WHAT THE FU-*

    • @kadenholliday865
      @kadenholliday865 Год назад +6

      If your iron whatever starts acting up you can just take out the batteries

    • @memelurd7341
      @memelurd7341 Год назад +6

      @@kadenholliday865 I don't think it has batteries to take out, an EMP will work fine though

    • @Lampfinder1619
      @Lampfinder1619 Год назад +4

      @@memelurd7341
      An Electro Magnetic Pulse?
      I mean yeah but we kinda don't really know how the Violet paradox pokemon are powered or are they either Cyborgs or actual Robots
      Are they the future pokemons of Paldea?
      If they are then they're probably powered by the Tera Crystals

  • @kermottehfrogg
    @kermottehfrogg Год назад +41

    You should make a video about gravel

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious03 Год назад +14

    Neat analysis video! Thanks for
    3:12 Pineco is not a pinecone, it is a 60 cm/2'11" bagworm (Hence the Bug-type.) that will explode without warning if disturbed while eating.
    4:39 At 150 cm/4'11", Machoke is the tallest of those 3, & shorter (Slightly, but still.) than 5 feet, let alone 6 feet.
    5:13 To Shelgon's credit, they explicitly survive this, according to their Pokemon Moon entry. They also don't drink, & why they survive is, in-universe, unknown. That said, Shelgon's whole biology is seemingly dedicated to rapid cellular metamorphosis to evolve & become Salamence, ASAP, which is impractically dangerous to have around.
    8:31 Actually, only 72 kg/158.7 lbs. Not even close to 500.
    10:38 Not ice cream, but pure ice. As in, just frozen water, no cream or sugar: It's unironically, born of an icicle that didn't want to melt in the morning sun.

  • @fazul5674
    @fazul5674 Год назад +19

    I'd like to make a point for any electric type to stay at tier five because electricity can cause fire just as fire can, and victribell too.

  • @animorph17
    @animorph17 Год назад +8

    Lucario asking if it can eat at the table.
    "Two legs or four, dogs eat on the floor."

  • @randomistough0
    @randomistough0 Год назад +16

    0:17 ahh that iconic catchphrase

  • @Belle_jammin
    @Belle_jammin Год назад +10

    1:32 imagine having literal god as a house pet😂

    • @wwerules000
      @wwerules000 Год назад

      It can create anything u want, I don't think people would let u keep a god through, most legendarys could destroy the planet with ease

  • @IndyGibb
    @IndyGibb Год назад +22

    Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Bobo the Baboon, as lovable as he is, should really be higher up on the list.

  • @StarlightNkyra
    @StarlightNkyra Год назад +5

    I love how the majority of pokemon in real life are either your dog, or hellspawn.

  • @penguruvods7395
    @penguruvods7395 Год назад +72

    Great video choopster, can I call you choopster? Great, but I think that you should reconsider fire types because I, and many others, are pyro maniacs and having a living flamethrower sounds like fun.

    • @neeks1169
      @neeks1169 Год назад +14

      Or what if your oven and stove stop working, i dunno, they could be helpful

    • @easysnakeoven9052
      @easysnakeoven9052 Год назад +8

      That’s where the Pokémon that can learn fire type moves and aren’t fire come into play. My homie Zoroark coming in clutch with flamethrower

    • @stupidrobotproductions627
      @stupidrobotproductions627 Год назад

      Me and my lvl 100 Everstone scorbunny: ARSON, ARSON, ARSON, YEAHHHHHHHHHH

    • @stupidrobotproductions627
      @stupidrobotproductions627 Год назад +1

      @@neeks1169 yeah like… no gas bills lol

  • @Leet-iz2fz
    @Leet-iz2fz Год назад +19

    Okay but what if you had a giant mansion with one of every Pokémon in it and you had to assign them all jobs to keep the place running?
    - For property protection, I choose Gengar and Mewtwo as lethal options - Obstagoon if I'd rather leave some trespassers alive to tell the tale. Other Pokémon that are basically guaranteed to drive off or kill intruders are also likely to destroy most of the mansion in the process.
    - For cleanup and organization, I'd choose Arceus because it can just will things to their rightful places. The next best mon for the job, Hoopa, is canonically mischievous and likes to mess with people, so I wouldn't trust it. Also, I'm assuming the Arceus I have is just a fragment of the real thing like in the games and doesn't have the power to do literally every job at the same time.
    - For maids and butlers, there's obviously Indeedee, but I'd also entrust the job to Magearna and Ditto. Magearna was built as a gift for a king's daughter, so I presume it'd be good with kids, and the infamous "Ditto face" comes from an anime episode about a Ditto that explicitly sucked at transforming, so I believe a well-trained Ditto could perfectly mimic a human valet, useful for welcoming guests.
    - For travel to and from, Corviknight has an actual taxi service in Galar, but even still, I'd rather use the Lati twins for their sheer speed. If I need to transport a group, I can use Corviknight and Wailord with carriages tied to their undersides.
    - For health staff, we can group together healers like Chansey and Audino, food producers like Tropius and Arboliva, and good fitness trainers like Machoke (Machamp's four arms are better suited for construction and renovation than training two-armed beings), Medicham, and Lucario. I'll also throw in Hypno and Cresselia to help me and the others get a consistent sleep schedule.
    - I can leave my garden in the capable hands of generic Grass-types for planting, most earlygame Bug-types for pollinating, and Rotom-Mow for keeping things tidy.

    • @silversonome5360
      @silversonome5360 Год назад

      You, I like you. You understand what makes Pokémon fun to think about and enjoy outside of battles. We are now friends. I will take a bullet for you

    • @Leet-iz2fz
      @Leet-iz2fz Год назад +3

      @@silversonome5360 if it ever came to that I would rather you live to carry on my legacy

    • @linguine4500
      @linguine4500 Год назад

      Just gonna causally make God your clean-up crew

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 8 месяцев назад

      Ditto face has been used in other places as well

  • @ZizZap4
    @ZizZap4 Год назад +5

    Fun fact to clarify: Sigilyph (pronounced like "sigil" + "glyph") is based on the Nazca Lines, a series of odd, manmade shapes from more ancient times that are very large. Sigilyph in particular is based off of one called the "hummingbird." Historians still debate what purpose, if any, they were meant to fulfill.

  • @prynxeofdarkness
    @prynxeofdarkness Год назад +10

    when he mentioned that electabuzz loves to eat electricity, i am reminded of the poor power plant worker in usum that has a magmenite that ate all his power and made the electricity in his home go out, so he had to take him to work, where he also makes the power go out sometimes.

  • @PajamaCat4
    @PajamaCat4 Год назад +14

    7:05 I LITERALLY TAPPED THE CORNER WHERE THE BALLOON WAS ON ACCIDENT AND IT POPPED AT THE EXACT TIME

  • @ratbastard6358
    @ratbastard6358 9 месяцев назад +3

    Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Beheeyem's Pokedex entry mentions that it can use the flashing lights on its hands to permanently wipe all of your memories. I am not letting that little freak into my apartment.

  • @Leafsw0rd
    @Leafsw0rd Год назад +7

    I think it's perfectly reasonable to not factor in moves. Pokemon could easily be taught movesets that are relatively harmless if they're being kept as housepets.
    But geez choopo, you really flubbered! You should have included a category for those with evidence they can be successfully domesticated by someone having them as a housepet in the games, like Rhyhorn in Kalos or Victini in Liberty Garden.

  • @Ashvee72-from-Thewildguess
    @Ashvee72-from-Thewildguess Год назад +16

    I love goodra but it’s definitely a bit dangerous. While it absolutely loves its trainer,it also has the ability to launch a dump truck into the stratosphere with just its tail

    • @Bonniegamer1988
      @Bonniegamer1988 Год назад

      Also if it hugs you too tight you might get absorbed by it's slimy body and die

  • @gilliancastle5106
    @gilliancastle5106 Год назад +12

    Honestly Cubone doesn't seem like it would be that bad as a house pet. It just needs love ❤️

  • @drdca8263
    @drdca8263 Год назад +7

    While I recognize that it is much too large to be like, a house-pet, canonically-to-the-show the flames on ponyta (or rapidash? idr which one this is said about, I assume true for both) like,
    uh,
    the flames don't burn the rider unless it wants them to?
    So, like, if you had a ranch, I think it would be find to keep ponyta as long as you made sure it felt safe and also had adequate fire protection.
    Also, like, among the ones that aren't a bad idea, which would be like, the top 10 best?

  • @elementalsteve9029
    @elementalsteve9029 Год назад +5

    14:51 It’s not even just negative it’s just any strong emotions imagine winning the lottery then getting obliterated for being too happy. You would be constantly walking on eggshells trying to be completely emotionless 💀💀💀

  • @tear959
    @tear959 Год назад +17

    All I need is Liligant, she looks too polite to do anything

    • @osprey4730
      @osprey4730 Год назад

      Tsareena too 😏👌🏿

    • @SegaMaster172
      @SegaMaster172 8 месяцев назад +1

      Tsareena’s a bit more moody than a Liligant and potentially more dangerous too.
      She’s naturally aggressive with a cruel mindset and likes to kick and stomp on defeated opponents.
      Plus, her legs are strong enough to knock out a kickboxing champion with one hit and the kicks can leave wounds that’ll never heal.
      However, as long as you remember that touching the little stem crown on her head calms her down, then keeping a Tsareena as a pet is pretty manageable…for the most part…

  • @bobi200samatar6
    @bobi200samatar6 Год назад +11

    Dude, I would love a Rowlet in my house. Also Leavanny seems like a good house mate.

  • @stupidrobotproductions627
    @stupidrobotproductions627 Год назад +7

    Fire type Pokémon are a hazard, but imagine not having to pay for your gas and owning a LIVING FLAMETHROWER. Do you even know how fun that’d be?

  • @feiradragon7915
    @feiradragon7915 Год назад +8

    I feel as though most of the grass types would need someone who knows how to raise not just an animal, but plant life too. Like Bulbasaur probably has the hybridized needs of a toad and a rafflesia flower.

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 8 месяцев назад +2

    Fun fact about Cofagrigus: It _literally grabs people, shoves them inside its coffin body, and mummifies them alive._ Needless to say I wouldn't want that in my or anyone else's households.

  • @musicsheep9816
    @musicsheep9816 Год назад +11

    Greavard and Houndstone don't kill people. They follow you around forever and don't like having their stone touched but they're actually very sweet dogs.

    • @NuclearNecro
      @NuclearNecro Год назад +5

      nah greavard is cornfimed to slowly eat your life force while you're around it, that even being shown in its reveal trailer
      nothing about houndstone tho, so i feel like if you just instantly evolve your greavard, you'd be good

    • @musicsheep9816
      @musicsheep9816 Год назад +4

      @@NuclearNecro He's just a little guy. Give him some food.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@NuclearNecroWho's to say that your life force doesn't regenerate? Sure you may get really tired, but put puppy back in the ball for a while while you rest up.

  • @halfling2607
    @halfling2607 Год назад +2

    jeez choopo, you really fibbed up!
    gholdengo-which is a gen 9 steel/ghost type-is canonically very friendly! in the pokédex for Pokémon Scarlet, it is stated: "Its body seems to be made up of 1,000 coins. This Pokémon gets along well with others and is quick to make friends with anybody." so it would absolutely make a good roommate/housepet.
    having it as a roommate would probably be a better option than having it as a housepet, however, since it is bipedal and is approximately the same size and weight as a small child.
    (i love your videos, btw!)

  • @verapilled8863
    @verapilled8863 Год назад +13

    people canonically keep rhyhorns as pets in the pokemon universe because of their use in racing in kalos so i feel like they would be pretty okay to have as long as they're outdoor pets

    • @rhinastocroc-boulet5189
      @rhinastocroc-boulet5189 Год назад +2

      Just be sure they're not near mountains since they can shatter them (Legends Arceus Pokédex)
      That can only means worse for it's evolutions.

  • @StarSpinda
    @StarSpinda Год назад +5

    Any Legendary Pokemon- Don’t
    Me seeing Dialga: “I like those odds”

  • @archieaqua5317
    @archieaqua5317 Год назад +4

    I would want to have tyrantrum as a pet actually! The way he fetches the ball in camp is like a big dog! And you can ride on it to reach destinations that would be epic!

  • @rkivelover
    @rkivelover Год назад +16

    Toge line would all be the most adorable house pets let’s be real

    • @ShinyMew76
      @ShinyMew76 Год назад +1

      I’d love to have a pet Togetic

  • @thevioletbee5879
    @thevioletbee5879 Год назад +6

    Appletun got a damn good laugh out of me.

  • @chelscara
    @chelscara Год назад +8

    What a perfect opening minute to a video

  • @sammeh1587
    @sammeh1587 Год назад +3

    8:37 cool shiny pupitar

  • @halien7978
    @halien7978 Год назад +2

    your logic is sound, but have you considered the human urge to just "its cute i want to pet it in the face of life threatening danger "

  • @yuvalamor6668
    @yuvalamor6668 Год назад +6

    Fun fact: most fire pokemon can actually control their temperature meaning that they wouldn't set youre house on fire

  • @notatroll6986
    @notatroll6986 Год назад +4

    6:01 idk if minior is explained in the games or not but from what i remember watching the anime it's just another sentient (space) rock. also it can glow if specific conditions are met so that's cool

  • @Barakon
    @Barakon Год назад +2

    10:36 it wants to mummify people, but it’s purely confectional I promise.

  • @badbtchoclock
    @badbtchoclock Год назад +6

    Dratini would be the very happy looking pet that the landlord would let stay despite no pets allowed

  • @KandyKoatedCreature
    @KandyKoatedCreature Год назад +3

    1. This is my first video watching of this guy, so he's probably heard this before but, his aesthetic looks like diet Sam O'Nella
    2. "Vaporeon will ruin your carpet" AND THAT'S A RISK I'M WILLING TO TAKE
    3. The comment he made about Appletun, fucking took me out, God damn...

  • @insertjokehere212
    @insertjokehere212 Год назад +5

    *hears about Shuppet's ability*
    I think I'mma need that one as a pet...

  • @cristobalpinochet
    @cristobalpinochet Год назад +2

    Lilipup line is the best pet Pokémon ever, takes care of you, no risk of accidental danger and is the best boy

  • @latexu9589
    @latexu9589 Год назад +4

    There's also a lot of Pokemon that can help people in their work or homes: Growlithe as a police dog, Machop and Timburr lines as construction workers, Chansey as a nurse and Mr. Mime as a housemaid, just to name a few. How cool would it be to work alongside a Pokemon specifically made for that particular task? It'd be the coolest thing ever!😉👮‍♀👷‍♂👩‍⚕

  • @wootmasterzorsx
    @wootmasterzorsx 5 месяцев назад +2

    Geez, choopo, you really fibbed up! If we’re letting Pikachu into probably be fine tier, I think Torchic, Tepig, Fennekin, Litten, and MAYBE Scorbunny are safe. Yes, they can make bad flammable fire, but Pikachu can probably destroy your home because lightning strikes can be just as house destroying and those ones aren’t always on fire and can probably control it enough. Scorbunny is a big maybe, though, since that thing’s feet might always be generating heat that can cause fires, but yeah.
    And that’s just starters, I’m sure there’s a few other… really small ones that are okay under a similar Pikachu Pet Principle as I am now calling it. Only like, the first stage guys, though. Maybe they’re more in the I Probably Wouldn’t area of tiers, since they are still a fire hazard you can cuddle.

  • @sanssmash9183
    @sanssmash9183 Год назад +4

    3:11 pineco is my fav Pokémon ty for giving it the recognition it deserves

    • @sanssmash9183
      @sanssmash9183 Год назад

      However it loves to explode not sure it’s the best option lmao

    • @CoinClever
      @CoinClever 10 месяцев назад

      isn't it a grenade

  • @TheSunKing
    @TheSunKing Год назад

    i just found your channel and i gotta say this is the type of content i live for

  • @miloweiss5201
    @miloweiss5201 Год назад +27

    Surprised you wouldn’t have the mankey line or vigoroth as a pet

    • @primarinegaming6761
      @primarinegaming6761 Год назад +6

      Manley have too short a temper, and vigoroth is too energetic

    • @hellothere2570
      @hellothere2570 Год назад

      @@primarinegaming6761 Mankey and primeape just straight up die if they're too angry

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 Год назад +1

      Primeapes literally get so angry they die and then they come back stronger

  • @ThiccBoiDev
    @ThiccBoiDev 8 месяцев назад +2

    Can respect the fear of poison but cannot respect the disregard for my number one boy bulbasaur. Gee choopo. You really fibbed up. For shame.
    Fantastic video and loving the content you make, recently came across your channel and am enjoying the very obscure niche videos you put out. Keep it up champ 👍

  • @kelpymckelps
    @kelpymckelps Год назад

    I’ve been really loving your channel!!

  • @sumthngcool4221
    @sumthngcool4221 Год назад +4

    Geez choopo, you really fibbed up!

  • @ashthejellyfish241
    @ashthejellyfish241 Год назад +1

    Alcremie is my number one choice for a pet. Free whipped cream, baking partner, and if you have a high enough relationship they just give you little snacks. Plus theres so many different forms that you could create an army of them.

  • @UCDitto
    @UCDitto Год назад +2

    Geez Choopo, you've really Fibbed up!
    Oh yes, my favorite Pokemon in the third row at 2:55 Glirgar.
    Also Misdrevious.
    Haha Rhydon Racing, haha. You got clipped by one and you're dead. Can I hear a Skill Issue?? Haha.

  • @saesubs
    @saesubs Год назад

    Just found your channel, love the content!

  • @ddt3d617
    @ddt3d617 Год назад +3

    Now that I think about it, most bills would probably cost next to nothing and the electric bill might be nothing considering how electric pokemon can be generators.

  • @bugpocket
    @bugpocket Год назад

    Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! I didnt see Flygon mentioned anywhere in the lists for tier 1 or 2, but I'd probably put them in tier 1 anyway.

  • @ExeUnknown
    @ExeUnknown Год назад

    Great to be here so early and see another great video

  • @krokorok_
    @krokorok_ Год назад

    Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! i think krokoroks would be great pets

  • @606Xentrax606
    @606Xentrax606 Год назад +1

    Was watching this while brushing my teeth. Nearly spit all over my sink when you got to Ditto.
    "You know damn well why Ditto is here."

  • @derpy433
    @derpy433 Год назад

    Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Fire types should be fine as long as you also have a water type!

  • @mooseears9849
    @mooseears9849 Год назад +1

    Him: Pokémon are cool; there are at least 20 of them
    Me: Well, you aren’t wrong 😂

  • @Sunnie_Summertime512
    @Sunnie_Summertime512 Год назад +1

    Geez choopo, you really fibbed up! Appletun is literally the perfect house pet! Its is only one foot tall, doesn't shed, smells good, and is extremely slow. Because of this the ammound of damage that it could possibly do to someones property is low. Plus it is agrass type, and it could effectively help you in freshening up your house and keeping the air fresh. You also get a free all-ntural ferbreeze because of it's scent. plus, what abomination of a human would eat your dog?!?!

  • @mizukittyakinyama
    @mizukittyakinyama Год назад

    Geez choopo, you really fibbed up!
    Umbreon secretes poisonous sweat. I don't think you'd want something with POISON SWEAT as a house pet. But you do you.

  • @jlco
    @jlco Год назад +1

    12:40 "Fire is flammable." Sounds like netherrack.
    Also, my man just said no to a bunch of _starter_ pokemon. I can only assume they have much stricter architectural fire codes in universe, because he has a point.

  • @mwmheps
    @mwmheps Год назад

    Haha this was hilarious, loved it

  • @mirandatagliamonte9754
    @mirandatagliamonte9754 Год назад +4

    14:27 Wait, what? I was not aware of this, and it's hilarious. Imagine your huge boat sinking because of a pistol shrimp. How do you even prevent that?

  • @lammericium-241
    @lammericium-241 9 месяцев назад

    i like to think that every future paradox pokemon is just a weirdly shaped roomba capable of incapacitating a human or pet that could be stopped by taking out their batteries
    for past paradox pokemon, slither wing is just a giant moth cat

  • @screej1088
    @screej1088 Год назад +1

    Geez, choopo you really fibbed up! Drifloon actually doesn't steal and lift children into the sky killing them, as it's too weak and just gets carried around like the balloon it is! Driflblim on the other hand can and will though, do not let that thing near kids, please.