Which Pokemon Is The Worst Pet? - Johto [Bumbles McFumbles]

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2023
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  • @cristinagomez3283
    @cristinagomez3283 6 месяцев назад +2182

    The only reason Entei has dominated the women kidnapping industry is because the child kidnapping industry was already full. Hypno and driftloon already had that industry down packed.

    • @Jet_Genesis720
      @Jet_Genesis720 6 месяцев назад +258

      And Froslass dominated kidnapping men

    • @dyingstar24
      @dyingstar24 6 месяцев назад +173

      ​@@Jet_Genesis720not kidnapping, straight up freezing them to death with the wrath of a woman scorned

    • @dejinnthedjinn5311
      @dejinnthedjinn5311 6 месяцев назад +92

      ​@@dyingstar24and using them as decorations and food.

    • @grandwarriorwaluigi1284
      @grandwarriorwaluigi1284 6 месяцев назад +72

      Don't forget Duskull kidnapping naughty children.

    • @literallygrass1328
      @literallygrass1328 6 месяцев назад +36

      ​​@@grandwarriorwaluigi1284thats a wives tale meant to scare children into behaving...

  • @donavandunn9824
    @donavandunn9824 6 месяцев назад +1085

    Just so you know, Furret is around 6 feet long, that's not a neck pillow, that a full body pillow that loves you

    • @Speeddemon105
      @Speeddemon105 6 месяцев назад +113

      I will sleep with it every night GLADLY.

    • @ThePorygonBoi
      @ThePorygonBoi 6 месяцев назад +172

      _Baka Mitai piano plays_
      *”A full body pillow that loves you”*
      - donavandunn9824

    • @zaneheaston8254
      @zaneheaston8254 6 месяцев назад +25

      Great you ruined Furret

    • @thats4thebirds
      @thats4thebirds 6 месяцев назад +31

      Oh no. This is like the origin of a new copypasta.

    • @anaisacookiesalt2998
      @anaisacookiesalt2998 5 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@thats4thebirdsDid you know that Furret is a great pokemon in bed?

  • @pompousproductions
    @pompousproductions 6 месяцев назад +1064

    I like how Bumbles cites “kidnapping women” as Entei’s worst trait and not “ITS BARKS MAKE VOLCANOS GO OFF”

    • @joshuamercer7572
      @joshuamercer7572 6 месяцев назад +258

      To be fair, the volcano thing isn’t really Entei’s fault, that just happens when he barks. The kidnapping of women, however, was entirely deliberate.

    • @seanmcloughlin5983
      @seanmcloughlin5983 6 месяцев назад +84

      Just don’t live in an area with volcanos
      So long as your not in Indonesia, Iceland, or the American Great Plains your golden

    • @Falinkslord12
      @Falinkslord12 6 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@seanmcloughlin5983Also I think, Rome.

    • @sbrowley947
      @sbrowley947 6 месяцев назад +40

      Well, it was the child who wanted to kidnap women, entei was the means to an end

    • @joshuamercer7572
      @joshuamercer7572 6 месяцев назад +76

      @@sbrowley947
      Pros of Entei: Majestic, caring, loyal enough that it will kidnap women for you
      Cons of Entei: Causes eruptions by barking, can't sit still, _will kidnap women for you_

  • @faemcneal2577
    @faemcneal2577 6 месяцев назад +574

    I've never understood the "I can fix him" ideology until my all time favorite pokemon was in the bottom 5

    • @seanmcloughlin5983
      @seanmcloughlin5983 6 месяцев назад +67

      Houndoom just needs love🥺

    • @Hydro_Aero
      @Hydro_Aero 6 месяцев назад +62

      Idc that fourtress is a fkn gun, they need hug (⁠づ⁠。⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠。⁠)⁠づ

    • @sasquatchproductions9088
      @sasquatchproductions9088 6 месяцев назад +46

      You'll be finding me trying to go on a walk with mini Godzilla

    • @mlmf2012
      @mlmf2012 6 месяцев назад +7

      ​@sasquatchproductions9088 would you even be able to see it with the constant sandstorms?😅 Or the magnitude 10 earthquakes it makes with every step? Quakes powerful enough to crumble great mountains? It can take a day tour to nepal and reduce the himalayan mountain range into a flatland! 😂

    • @Hydro_Aero
      @Hydro_Aero 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@sasquatchproductions9088 this is unrelated but I heard someone call kuyrem "minibax" 💀so disrespectful

  • @PhonyLyzard
    @PhonyLyzard 6 месяцев назад +571

    I can't wait to get to Sinnoh and hear him talk about Arceus.
    "If you can get over the moral implications of owning God, then you'll love Arceus."

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 6 месяцев назад +56

      Arceus is literally dog but backwards when you look at this.

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED 6 месяцев назад +145

      Technically, you don't own God. You own an avatar or a projection of him in a physical body. It's like if God gave you a puppet looking exactly like him that does things that he can do in a smaller scale and said "go nuts"

    • @delightfullymischievous9684
      @delightfullymischievous9684 6 месяцев назад +50

      ​@@X-SPONGEDThat is the best analogy I've heard in a while. Congrats.

    • @Angel_Alph-TV
      @Angel_Alph-TV 6 месяцев назад +15

      Im scared for Porygons score now when he has to talk about Porygon-Z

    • @timmyreobed5043
      @timmyreobed5043 5 месяцев назад +38

      The funny thing is, Arceus would probably be super high up on the list. If the avatar of Pokegod has determined that you're worthy of controlling one of its vessels, it's probably pretty well behaved, it can easily take care if itself with the whole omnipotence thing, and it's default Normal type. The big issues are the hazards posed by... having God in your dorm, and maybe some housing concerns.

  •  6 месяцев назад +621

    If it gets to Sinnoh, remember:
    Giratina is NOT the devil and the Distortion World is not Hell.
    It represents antimatter.
    The violence it was banished for is a reference to the destructive reaction when matter and antimatter come into contact.

    • @KripdomIII
      @KripdomIII 6 месяцев назад +97

      still not helping with Giratina’s behavior

    • @segadoeswhatnintendont
      @segadoeswhatnintendont 6 месяцев назад +49

      So he's not the devil, he's the zaratustran bad god?(as he's the direct opposite of Arceus)

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 6 месяцев назад +64

      @@KripdomIIII’d be mean too if o was segregated because I was born different too

    • @KripdomIII
      @KripdomIII 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@scottpeltier3977 yeah that’s valid

    • @b.yoshisaurus9363
      @b.yoshisaurus9363 6 месяцев назад +86

      A dog that controls antimatter is prob still not very high on the list

  • @itsturniptime3699
    @itsturniptime3699 6 месяцев назад +595

    I would like to add that as of Scarlet and Violet, Furret can now learn Tidy Up meaning not only is it a perfect little guy, he also helps cleans up any messes around the house and that’s lovely

    • @castform7
      @castform7 6 месяцев назад +55

      5 feet and 11 inches long isn't exactly what I would use the term "little guy" for but I still see your point. Furret is purfect.

    • @itsturniptime3699
      @itsturniptime3699 6 месяцев назад +92

      @@castform7 he may be long, but he can still get stuck in an empty paper roll tube

    • @justintime2461
      @justintime2461 6 месяцев назад +44

      ​​@@castform7The fact that Furret knows Tidy Up leaves me to believe that it's foreshadowing for a high Cinccino placement come Gen 5.
      As for who will get the best pet award for Gen 3? Probably Delcatty since it's a cat, small enough to fit in a house, and is adorable. As for the worst?
      .....Banette. Like, come on. Other than Dusclops, is there really another obvious contender for the worst Gen 3 pet?

    • @castform7
      @castform7 6 месяцев назад +25

      @@justintime2461 Oh Delcatty gets the award easily. It's probably the most "just a stylized animal" Pokemon's ever made (not a complaint to be clear). It literally has a signature ability that makes it more normal. No contest. As for the worst, maybe Seviper or Sharpedo could pose a threat.

    • @RivLabs
      @RivLabs 6 месяцев назад +15

      Honestly? Given Banette is made out to be vindictive towards one person in specific, I could imagine it being okay if you weren't the person who treated it so poorly. Dusclops, though? I'm struggling to think of situations where it's even marginally safe to be around, unfortunately...

  • @jacksonwilliams5399
    @jacksonwilliams5399 6 месяцев назад +148

    Can’t believe ganbull is literally they “pitbull named cosmic destruction coming home from his 20 hours of community service.

    • @StafkiGTN
      @StafkiGTN 5 месяцев назад +36

      He wasn't even sentenced, he's just contributing

    • @DonatsuBrasco
      @DonatsuBrasco 5 месяцев назад +37

      The pitbull named Atom Destroyer coming home after a long day of putting on a musical performance to raise enough funds to save the orphanage from closing down

    • @fandomtrash503
      @fandomtrash503 2 месяца назад +6

      As pitbull owner this is 100% accurate

  • @risel56
    @risel56 6 месяцев назад +935

    What have you done, Jack!? You've doomed yourself to making Pokémon pet videos for every subsequent generation until the end of days! Now people will NEVER stop asking when the next one is! D:

    • @ArcherSlamBAM
      @ArcherSlamBAM 6 месяцев назад +56

      I wOnDeR wHeN tHe NeXt OnE wIlL bE?

    • @segadoeswhatnintendont
      @segadoeswhatnintendont 6 месяцев назад +110

      Poor jack.. anyways do Gen 3

    • @jotacatalan
      @jotacatalan 6 месяцев назад +41

      @@segadoeswhatnintendont get in line, we are still waiting for the 5ds archetype iceberg

    • @CassiDS
      @CassiDS 6 месяцев назад +16

      as long as he doesn't try to rank all the Gen 9 ones before Gen 10 is a thing

    • @ThatguycalledJoe
      @ThatguycalledJoe 6 месяцев назад +6

      I'm waiting for Gen 5.

  • @mach186282
    @mach186282 6 месяцев назад +201

    1:02:52 "There's probably a loving and caring Houndoom out there." Well, in the Pokemon anime episode "Houndoom's Special Delivery", we find out that a Mareep farmer has a Houndoom as a pet that can deliver things, and when Misty's Togepi gets lost, the Houndoom protects Togepi and carries it around to help it find Misty again.

    • @dusty0896
      @dusty0896 6 месяцев назад +9

      I think you got the timestamp wrong

    • @mach186282
      @mach186282 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@dusty0896 Thanks, fixed it.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 4 месяца назад +9

      The anti-Dark slander in this video was unforgivable (not really, but he did really unfairly paint Dark-types in a worse light than they deserve). Meanwhile, he gives fucking _Delibird_ 4/5 on safety when it has a chance of having a _bomb_ in its present. And don't even get me started on giving the _Fairy-type_ a 5/5 type bonus, when, like, 90% of Fairy lore is about them being mischevious tricksters who like to fuck with humans, in particular.

  • @FrostGhidorahEX
    @FrostGhidorahEX 6 месяцев назад +401

    Its kinda funny and somewhat sad that the Meganium line's only real claim is being the best pet. Which is fine. After all. Who wouldn't love to have a pet dinosaur that helps your yard grow.
    A Meganium helping the yard grow, a Granbull snoozing on the porch, a Smeargle painting a picture of the scene, a Ledian sleeping beside it and a Quagsire just...being Quagsire in the pond sounds like a great life to live in the pokeworld

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 6 месяцев назад +61

      Meganium is perfectly fine when you're not playing as a traveling trainer who goes around making a living from battles. The usual lens of a Pokémon game just refuse to play to this particular Pokémon's good points. In a straight up pet simulator game like Nintendogs where caretaking is the main focus it's easily one of the greatest starter lines.

    • @enderluckjarmg985
      @enderluckjarmg985 6 месяцев назад +33

      ​@@gengarzilla1685Im so mad we STILL didnt get an actual pokemon game with both battling for those that like it but also that pet simulator vibe that pokemon literally is made for??? Only now we get like the minimal interaction possible with pokemon and its like so bare bones??? That makes me so salty istg 😭😭

    • @MercuryA2000
      @MercuryA2000 6 месяцев назад

      @@enderluckjarmg985 I would unironically pay full price for a pokemon home add on that just lets you take care of them like nintendogs or chao garden. Please gamefreak do something to help that prison live up to its name.

    • @gaspardsavoureux8680
      @gaspardsavoureux8680 6 месяцев назад +9

      Even for a normal playthrough Meganium really isn't as bad as people make it out to be

    • @notenoughsoul1069
      @notenoughsoul1069 6 месяцев назад +4

      Quagsire just quaging

  • @misterbadguy7325
    @misterbadguy7325 6 месяцев назад +779

    True fact: Gligar is apparently inspired by the facehuggers from Alien. There are early beta sprites that give it a much closer resemblance, and the name is similar to HR Giger. This is why its Pokedex entry describes it wrapping around people's faces.

    • @yaboi1069
      @yaboi1069 6 месяцев назад +86

      Oh, great a pet facehugger ! Nothing can go wrong with that.

    • @Vee_Sheep
      @Vee_Sheep 6 месяцев назад +49

      this feels like cursed knowledge that i shouldnt have access to

    • @numbersninja7858
      @numbersninja7858 6 месяцев назад +42

      So, that’s not a stinger, then….

    • @RivLabs
      @RivLabs 6 месяцев назад +12

      Gligar is more than its inspirations, I love it regardless ❤

    • @quinncupp5218
      @quinncupp5218 6 месяцев назад +14

      I LOVE HUGS SO IT IS THE PERFECT PET!

  • @CobaltCruiser
    @CobaltCruiser 6 месяцев назад +169

    I feel like Dark gets too bad a rap. It being called "Evil" in Japanese doesn't necessarily make it the wicked horror Satan type like most people think it does. Mostly it's just them heeling on the opponent with dishonorable tactics like biting, stealing held items and ganging up with a group attack

    • @cypherdastro8105
      @cypherdastro8105 6 месяцев назад +58

      Plus the dex is most likely talking about wild behaviours so a captured and trained pokemon, regardless of type, will behave.
      A Pokemon that definitely fits the "Evil only in type" group is Absol. Poor thing just wants to help people :'(

    • @3clisp315
      @3clisp315 6 месяцев назад +25

      "it being called evil in japan doesn't mean its wicked horror satan type, it just means they are evil"

    • @StarkMaximum
      @StarkMaximum 6 месяцев назад +26

      I mean it still means they're assholes.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 6 месяцев назад +12

      There was a reason it got renamed outside Japan, yes.

    • @twideslauriers7875
      @twideslauriers7875 4 месяца назад +1

      it means theyre a heel, like in wrestling:3

  • @genemelendez8157
    @genemelendez8157 6 месяцев назад +558

    It’s funny to me how the “Evil” type still gets one point in its favor, while Ghost gets none. It really shows how vindictive ghost types were early on

    • @segadoeswhatnintendont
      @segadoeswhatnintendont 6 месяцев назад +8

      Why just early on?

    • @genemelendez8157
      @genemelendez8157 6 месяцев назад +111

      @@segadoeswhatnintendont At least the later gens gave us ghosts like Mimikyu, Rotom, Yamask or Phantump that don’t explicitly want to kill or torture people. Then again, gen 4 gave us Drifloon, that kidnaps children, so there are evil ghosts in later gens. They’re just not as plentiful

    • @Noctis-fr3uc
      @Noctis-fr3uc 6 месяцев назад +54

      Pokemon like Greavard and Mimikyu exist. Dangerous, but no ill intentions.

    • @NurseValentineSG
      @NurseValentineSG 6 месяцев назад +38

      You can stop an evil person.
      Can't stop a ghost.

    • @melaninmaster
      @melaninmaster 6 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@NurseValentineSGYou can do both if you're Danny.

  • @CassiDS
    @CassiDS 6 месяцев назад +231

    There's a _reason_ Kalosians, Hoennians, and Kantonians insist that Mega Evolving a Pokémon basically requires you _already having_ a close bond with said individual Pokémon; it's because if you don't do that, well, Alolans already demonstrated that for me.

    • @MercuryA2000
      @MercuryA2000 6 месяцев назад +72

      I personally headcanon that, all of those horrible side effects are what happens if you DON'T have the strong bond with your pokemon. Because making the ultimate display of love between a trainer and pokemon actively deadly for them is stupid and only there because they wanted to get rid of the gimmick.

    • @Alex-vl1mk
      @Alex-vl1mk 6 месяцев назад +41

      ​@@MercuryA2000For real. The gen 7 writers must've HATED mega evolutions, which is kinda funny since z moves are infinitely worse than megas in almost every way.

    • @cutie224
      @cutie224 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@Alex-vl1mkHow so? Tbh I didn’t even know Z-Moves had lore cuz I don’t pay attention and I haven’t really gotten deep in gen 7 (I say as if I have gotten “deep” in any lol).

    • @spencercox7931
      @spencercox7931 5 месяцев назад +30

      ​@@cutie224z crystals are the shattered remains of Necrozma's true, light-filled body after the people of Ultra Space nearly killed it to steal its light.
      It cannot heal from its wound
      *It lives in perpetual agony*
      And your pokemon use its light topower up their moves.

    • @An_Entire_Lime
      @An_Entire_Lime 5 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@cutie224
      I think they meant they are a worse video game mechanic, as in they're not as cool or interesting or fun to play with
      Lore wise I don't think they are hurting anyone... Except for the people in the receiving end of the moves, but that can be said for pretty much anything in pokemon

  • @bjwill9047
    @bjwill9047 6 месяцев назад +210

    Just the sudden jump from quagsire to jack just yelling at me to drink shuckles bug milk, might genuinely be the funniest thing ive heard all year.

    • @kyuura4324
      @kyuura4324 6 месяцев назад +34

      DRINK THE BUG MILK

    • @deltaknight2764
      @deltaknight2764 6 месяцев назад

      @@kyuura4324 *CONSUME THE BUG MILK CHALICE.*

    • @Lukanimate709
      @Lukanimate709 6 месяцев назад +24

      YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT SAD IF YOU DONT DRINK THE BUG MILK

    • @SomeCatWithGlasses
      @SomeCatWithGlasses 6 месяцев назад +18

      DRINK THE BUG MILK

    • @brodyfrable4250
      @brodyfrable4250 6 месяцев назад +18

      HES MAKING SO MUCH OF IT

  • @mettatonex7221
    @mettatonex7221 6 месяцев назад +170

    The last thing I come to Bumbles McFumbles videos for is heart break, so imagine how ill-prepared I was for him to start discussing the Jumpluff hypothetical.

    • @castform7
      @castform7 6 месяцев назад +37

      I never want to see that baby Hoppip at my door ever. My mind body and heart would not be able to handle that kind of bitter sweet anguish.

    • @Cloudchaser_K
      @Cloudchaser_K 6 месяцев назад +24

      I also don't come here for emotional damage so imagine my shock to hear the johto pokerap

  • @Sean_Bird
    @Sean_Bird 6 месяцев назад +775

    The long-awaited sequel. Can the Porygon sweep continue? Let’s see.

    •  6 месяцев назад +81

      Z might be less safe, unfortunately.

    • @lennyfacebutnotreally3198
      @lennyfacebutnotreally3198 6 месяцев назад +26

      sadly, it will not

    • @MarthaVsHumanity
      @MarthaVsHumanity 6 месяцев назад +32

      It did! …Technically!

    • @TanookyTeneka
      @TanookyTeneka 6 месяцев назад +8

      He did
      GGs

    • @guymadeofbees8464
      @guymadeofbees8464 6 месяцев назад +32

      @weirdly enough after checking it's pokedex, it doesn't really say anything about it being dangerous, just weird, not even a mention of it giving viruses or something

  • @tjkiwi3252
    @tjkiwi3252 6 месяцев назад +80

    Describing the effects of Lanturn as "third degree burn" is a funny way of describing the death of the universe via gigantic black hole. Somebody at Gamefreak did not do their math right.

    • @hiygamer
      @hiygamer 5 месяцев назад +2

      Wait. What?

    • @An_Entire_Lime
      @An_Entire_Lime 5 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@hiygamer
      Turns out the amount of energy needed to create a light that can travel from the bottom of the ocean to the surface is pretty big. Who would have thunk it? 🤔

  • @timmyreobed5043
    @timmyreobed5043 6 месяцев назад +131

    9:28
    One of [Ariados's Dex entries] even implies it can make friends.
    The dex entry in mind: "It attaches silk to it's prey and sets it free. Later, it tracks the silk to the prey and its friends."
    Pretty sure the operative word for that particular entry is *prey.*

    • @ParanoidAndroidOfficial
      @ParanoidAndroidOfficial 6 месяцев назад +45

      Ariados isn't making friends. It's finding the friends of their prey. It doesn't wanna make friends with them, it's just really hungry, and needs something to snack on.

    • @ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk
      @ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk 6 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@reptilez5798ah yes, a bunch of dinner flinging itself into my mouth, I as a spider definitely don't want this.

    • @ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk
      @ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@reptilez5798 then chew. It literally does this so many times there's a Dex entry on it, it can handle it.

    • @ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk
      @ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk 6 месяцев назад

      @@reptilez5798 What? Are you nitpicking and saying it doesn't chew? That's obviously not what I meant.

    • @ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk
      @ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@reptilez5798 There are not gonna be 2 billion creatures in the same place. Ariados chose to track down creatures that have friends for a reason: Because it's WORKED. Because it can handle however many of its prey are reasonably gonna be in the group.

  • @memeknightgaming7334
    @memeknightgaming7334 6 месяцев назад +516

    I can't believe we bullied him into making another one. Either way, great video as always.

    • @JohnnyD1986
      @JohnnyD1986 6 месяцев назад +48

      Now to bully him into doing the complete Pokedex!

    • @adachisans5664
      @adachisans5664 6 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@JohnnyD1986and for him to make a supercut when he is done!

    • @rainbowdash8003
      @rainbowdash8003 6 месяцев назад +12

      Let's keep bullying him! Hoenn is my favorite region!

    • @rodian_skypyratz6181
      @rodian_skypyratz6181 6 месяцев назад +4

      I wouldn’t say bully. I just ask him nicely.

    • @memeknightgaming7334
      @memeknightgaming7334 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@rodian_skypyratz6181 YOU may ask nicely, the same cannot be said for the rest of us

  • @BenMan8881
    @BenMan8881 6 месяцев назад +123

    Considering that Lugia purposefully stay deep below the waves to ensure it doesn't cause the 40 year storm, I'm surprised that its behavior score isn't higher. A Pokemon smart enough to know that its dangerous and sets up itself to try to not harm anyone should have a higher score since, if you have it in your house, it'll likely do whatever it can to avoid causing whatever harm or devastation to you or its surroundings however possible. And, since Lugia would need to flap its wings to do damage and can walk, I would think Lugia would get to places by either walking or using Psychic to fly, rather than its wings.

  • @TheLomdr
    @TheLomdr 6 месяцев назад +85

    Yeah, the storyline Houndoom in Gen 9 really puts that -9 into perspective, where it's also HIGHLY TERRITORIAL and sics some Houndours after you to drive you and the box legendary off (at best!). It gets to the point where the Box Legendary starts to protect you despite the only bond you have with it is...feeding it with your mom's sandwich. So, if a Paldean Houndoom doesn't want you around...count your prayers

    • @GreenEyedPsycho
      @GreenEyedPsycho 6 месяцев назад +15

      Guaranteed a few trainers lost their lives in that cave.

    • @TheLomdr
      @TheLomdr 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@GreenEyedPsycho Especially newbie trainers that wandered off over there and didn't have a paradox pokemon to befriend with a ham sandwich

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 4 месяца назад +4

      Yeah, but that also means that if you have it as a pet, it'll make one _hell_ of a guard dog - Pun 100% intended.

  • @treywilliams1388
    @treywilliams1388 6 месяцев назад +23

    “Entei didn’t seem too eager to clear up the confusion” what’d ya want him to do? Sue the unown for defamation?

  • @dragonobsessive
    @dragonobsessive 6 месяцев назад +24

    The amount of "not poison" Pokemon in this generation that have some poisonous powers was Gamefreak getting over their Kanto phase

  • @skeletonskeleton9010
    @skeletonskeleton9010 6 месяцев назад +84

    Umbreon sweating poison is only referenced in gen 2, never happens in other media, and Umbreon learns little to no poison type moves (ignoring Toxic). That dex entry was likely a leftover from development when Umbreon wasn't a dark type.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 6 месяцев назад +38

      Toxic used to be one of those things that everyone and their children got anyway. Umbreon having it can't even be called a nod to its beta Poison typing when the likes of Jigglypuff can have it.

    • @MarthaVsHumanity
      @MarthaVsHumanity 6 месяцев назад +5

      It was also referenced in Sun, so it’s probably no mistake.

  • @AllergyPuppy
    @AllergyPuppy 6 месяцев назад +42

    I questioned at first that housing a furret would be that easy, considering it’s like 6 feet long. But then I remembered my dog is as tall as I am if she stands on her hind legs and I house her just fine. So, I stand corrected.

  • @piedr6493
    @piedr6493 6 месяцев назад +62

    Gamefreak really got scared by that groudon letter since they gave him desolate land

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 6 месяцев назад +18

      And then took it away when Megas and Primals were dropped.

  • @alexmills9223
    @alexmills9223 6 месяцев назад +152

    Can't wait for the next part where you get to discuss the implications of owning a Gardevoir as a pet!

    • @corcortinez5361
      @corcortinez5361 6 месяцев назад +42

      It's kind of just better Alakazam

    • @woobgamer5210
      @woobgamer5210 6 месяцев назад +25

      especially when you realize Gardevoirs can be male
      Gallades cannot be female

    • @locomokuu2471
      @locomokuu2471 6 месяцев назад +36

      The return of "companion qualities"

    • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
      @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 6 месяцев назад +50

      Gardevoir is friend shaped and doesn't deserve the fate they're given by the internet

    • @gunfighter009
      @gunfighter009 6 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213Gardevoir being friend shaped is why it got that treatment lol

  • @aclonymous
    @aclonymous 6 месяцев назад +76

    I know you don't like being a one trick pony, but these "which x is the worst y" videos are absolute peak and I'd love to see how this format could transform in the future

  • @kingmagikarp97
    @kingmagikarp97 6 месяцев назад +33

    5:45 I would imagine sneasel would try to steal the eggs from your fridge if you leave it at home alone lol

    • @caritahearts2405
      @caritahearts2405 6 месяцев назад +6

      You go out for a bit and come back to find Sneasel INSIDE THE FRIDGE eating all your fuckin eggs!!

    • @kingmagikarp97
      @kingmagikarp97 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@caritahearts2405 lmao 😂

  • @youngoptimus14
    @youngoptimus14 6 месяцев назад +98

    While I am sad to see my boy Heracross so low, it is good to see Jack solidify his ranking as a top tier RUclipsr if ranked by their favorite Pokemon

    • @jotacatalan
      @jotacatalan 6 месяцев назад +14

      heracross is shape like a friend and that it is all that matters

  • @dfkas30
    @dfkas30 6 месяцев назад +73

    Normal people would think that this video would be shorter than the previous one because Johto has a smaller pool of new pokemon compared to Kanto

    • @segadoeswhatnintendont
      @segadoeswhatnintendont 6 месяцев назад +28

      Thankfully, Mr. Mcfumbles is not normal

    • @darthgamer9861
      @darthgamer9861 6 месяцев назад

      I was expecting it to be shorter due to Johto’s smaller dex yes

  • @WolfDB
    @WolfDB 6 месяцев назад +48

    I mean if there are people that can turn Rottweilers into friendly pets, there's someone that can make Houndoom into a shining example of normally evil Pokémon

  • @protol5683
    @protol5683 6 месяцев назад +17

    I've been cackling at "DRINK THE BUG MILK" for 5 minutes straight. You've ruined me, McFumbles.

  • @springdude1165
    @springdude1165 6 месяцев назад +59

    27:27 Okay I did think of Groundon right before this moment but I didn’t think this would happen- This is gold, love it.
    Solgaleo co-signing it is the cherry on top.

    • @Megarover
      @Megarover 6 месяцев назад +19

      Yveltal would've also co-signed it because it had to compete with the strongest fairy type around til Zacian showed up.

    • @GeneralSecura
      @GeneralSecura 6 месяцев назад +7

      Don't forget Palkia and Zamazenta!

    • @dusty0896
      @dusty0896 4 месяца назад

      ​@@GeneralSecuraDialga doesn't have an advantage over Palkia

    • @GeneralSecura
      @GeneralSecura 4 месяца назад

      @@dusty0896 Palkia is weak to Dialga's STAB Dragon moves while Dialga is neutral against Palkia's STAB Dragon moves thanks to its Steel type.

    • @dusty0896
      @dusty0896 4 месяца назад

      ​@@GeneralSecuraoh okay

  • @JarahKnuckey
    @JarahKnuckey 6 месяцев назад +28

    Houndoom and Tyranitar were Pokemon I was expecting to be at the bottom. They literally have "DOOM" and "TYRANT" right in the name.

  • @Legitbo
    @Legitbo 6 месяцев назад +14

    I like to believe in Guildmaster Wigglytuff and what he said at the end of the first special episode, "Truly bad pokemon, don't really exist anywhere." I can have a misdreavus as a friend and we WILL scare people and lurk together in the dark dammit!

    • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
      @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 5 месяцев назад +1

      I mostly agree with that, but then you remember Pokemon like Guzzlord exists...

  • @michaelmario299
    @michaelmario299 6 месяцев назад +16

    While those poisonous, foul-smelling flames that allegedly never heal and dread-inspiring howls aren't desirable for a pet, Houndour's Ultra Sun Pokédex entry tells us that the puppies are very loyal and obedient towards their trainers. None of Houndoom's Pokédex entries suggest that this stops being the case after evolution; so it's more of a difficult pet than a bad one.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 6 месяцев назад +6

      Just don't catch a Houndoom from the wild. Adopt the puppy from a credible breeder instead.

  • @WorlderAsh
    @WorlderAsh 6 месяцев назад +54

    I just feel bad for Foretress and Piloswine. They can't control what their bodies do so I still love them no matter what

    • @eimeartheirishstitcher
      @eimeartheirishstitcher 6 месяцев назад +2

      Honestly this made me want to own a Piloswine. I'd figure out a way to make it feel safe.❤

    • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
      @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 5 месяцев назад

      Who knows, maybe the dex is lying and they make much better pets.

  • @FizzySugarStar
    @FizzySugarStar 6 месяцев назад +35

    Once again the Poliwirl line has amazing alliteration

  • @luismartinez3843
    @luismartinez3843 6 месяцев назад +20

    42:28 That shift in tone killed me DRINK THE BUG MILK😂😂😂

  • @PorkpieJohnny
    @PorkpieJohnny 3 месяца назад +5

    55:13 sableye and shedinja are about to single-handedly propel the ghost type from "bottom 5 pets" to "possibly a better pick than onix"

  • @avdusknoir3090
    @avdusknoir3090 6 месяцев назад +20

    “Remember children, sometimes the worst hells are of our own creation.”
    what an amazing way to end an excellent video holy shit 10/10 cinemastic matterpiece

  • @nicksieben7701
    @nicksieben7701 6 месяцев назад +156

    After the first video you made regarding pokémon as pets, I really appreciate the work that you've done. Bumbles because it's giving me a lot to view and interpret when it comes to the Kanto region Pokémon. So Bumbles Mcfumbles, If you see this comment, I appreciate your work and many other people do, but don't stress yourself out like Peppino and pizza tower since I feel like that's somewhat your personality, but it is a good personality as long as you're not in any sort of mental stress. Either way, thank you for all the work you've done dude, You're sharp and witty Jack, respect to your content bro!

    • @peacemaker63604
      @peacemaker63604 6 месяцев назад +3

      Let's blow this comment up so bumbles has to see it.

    • @nicksieben7701
      @nicksieben7701 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@peacemaker63604 I really do appreciate it, thank you. I'm just really hoping that Jack, aka bumbles mcfumbles, can feel sense of accomplishment from the support of the people in the comment section. I've been a subscriber since he made the punch out in fraction video and so far him making these types of rule sets, grading skills and other formats of judgment and commentary. He's got such a comedic and remarkable personality, as well as an interesting editing style.

    • @peacemaker63604
      @peacemaker63604 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@nicksieben7701 agreed on all accounts and he's not a bad story teller, I found his channel through his punch out series and have never regretted it.

  • @SneakyMuffin
    @SneakyMuffin 6 месяцев назад +14

    Suicune's still roaming the hills of Kanto in my old Leaf Green copy. That ol' sunnovabich is my white whale. And as someone who owned two escape artist beagles growing up, idunno if I can handle that kinda stress, even if he's off doing good.

  • @DetectiveDorian
    @DetectiveDorian 6 месяцев назад +39

    I constantly forget that Skarmory was introduced in this generation; My first view of it was in Ruby, when I found it on the volcanic ash route.
    Edit: Also, I'm sad, but not surprised that Houndoom is the worst of the worst. It's my favorite Fire type of all Pokémon, because I'm an edgy 14 year old at heart at the end of the day.

    • @FubukiTheIcyKing
      @FubukiTheIcyKing 6 месяцев назад

      Same for the longest time I thought it was a Hoenn Pokemon since as a little kid I never encountered it in Johto (who would on the only route it appears).

    • @felixdaniels37
      @felixdaniels37 6 месяцев назад +3

      Same for the Slugma line, I could've sworn those were Hoenn Pokémon.

    • @mitkitty
      @mitkitty 6 месяцев назад +4

      Same with the Marill line. They were literally so rare in johto theyre effectively more native to almost every other region EXCEPT johto

    • @gamerits
      @gamerits 6 месяцев назад

      it isnt?

    • @DetectiveDorian
      @DetectiveDorian 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@gamerits Nope, Skarmory is technically a Gen 2 Mon, same as Corsola, but they're remarkably rare in GSC.

  • @peasantb100d
    @peasantb100d 5 месяцев назад +11

    "Maybe Ghost will escape the bottom 5 as long as one of you doesn't start wanting to kill children"
    You leave Banette out of this I would own many

    • @rodian_skypyratz6181
      @rodian_skypyratz6181 3 месяца назад +4

      I doubt it can escape being graded. But no matter how low it gets, remember what he said in the last one.

  • @CozilyComfy
    @CozilyComfy 6 месяцев назад +9

    "Not often a fire type deals psychic damage."
    IDK why but this phrase was hilarious to me

  • @Missiletainn
    @Missiletainn 4 месяца назад +6

    Magcargo's Temperature would NOT ignite the atmosphere, temperatures reach that high on earth in multiple places.
    Doesn't make it any better as a pet, do not bring it into your house, it WILL ignite that.

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum 6 месяцев назад +10

    I was listening to this at work and walked away to tend to something during the Quagsire segment. Because it was so short, the abrupt shift to Shuckle where Jack was shouting to DRINK THE BUG MILK really confused me because I assumed he was still talking about Quagsire.

  • @Kolbatsu
    @Kolbatsu 6 месяцев назад +8

    Raikou is so disrespected that nobody can pronounce its name right.

  • @FubukiTheIcyKing
    @FubukiTheIcyKing 6 месяцев назад +38

    Once again thanks for making these!
    Houndoom is still a good boy just probably requires a *lot* of training.

    • @michaelnelson1127
      @michaelnelson1127 6 месяцев назад +17

      Well, considering there was a Houndoom in the Johto series that served as a delivery worker, and that it kept Togepi company while it was lost, I’d say it’s definitely possible.

    • @3clisp315
      @3clisp315 6 месяцев назад +13

      houndoom is a good boy, it CAN be a good boy
      it just mainly chooses not to

  • @slenderminion2229
    @slenderminion2229 4 месяца назад +4

    Funny thing about "Imagine using [Furret] as a neck pillow" is that someone actually went ahead and did that.
    It is absolutely adorable and hear it is _very_ comfortable.

  • @EK24z
    @EK24z 6 месяцев назад +32

    Glad to see this out!
    Feel free to take your time getting to Hoenn - not because I don't want to see it (I absolutely do), but because I'm terrified of how done dirty my favorite 'Mon and beloved goodest boy Absol is going to be because of it's Dark-Typing.
    It's a sweet pupper that doesn't like fighting and actively detects and warns people about impending threats to their safety. If that doesn't give it 6+ in Behavior and Safety to offset its typing, I don't know what would.

    • @Cloudchaser_K
      @Cloudchaser_K 6 месяцев назад +10

      look i love absol too but your dog can only have so many anxious breakdowns and panic attacks before people start asking questions, and with absol in particular they probably REALLY won't like the answers to those questions

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 6 месяцев назад +6

      This one is just another Xatu, you'll have another high-strung bundle of nerves here. Absol only just wears it better.

    • @castform7
      @castform7 6 месяцев назад +1

      You might cause the disaster Absol warns of.

  • @Aster_Iris
    @Aster_Iris 6 месяцев назад +11

    Given my answer to the question of "which pokemon would you have as a pet IRL" was always Espeon (literal cat who loves you, feels like velvet, and has psychic powers to help you get stuff off that darn top shelf), I feel so vindicated right now seeing it so high.

  • @taipeijoey101
    @taipeijoey101 6 месяцев назад +22

    Glad to see Ledian so high, one of my favorite underappreciated pokemon

    • @deltaknight2764
      @deltaknight2764 6 месяцев назад +3

      I think it's underappreciated because they hit like a pillow.

    • @FubukiTheIcyKing
      @FubukiTheIcyKing 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@deltaknight2764 To be honest after watching Jelloapocalypse's Pokemon XD playthrough......dude might be glass but he made some clutch wins.

    • @Aster_Iris
      @Aster_Iris 6 месяцев назад +1

      To anyone who loves a pokemon either forgotten, mocked, or hated, you win a free internet.
      Also Ledian in particular is such a based-as-the-kids-say pokemon to love when you consider what a monster it is in PMD.

  • @maniby9917
    @maniby9917 6 месяцев назад +5

    It's funny how he mentioned how plain Stantler is, meanwhile there's entries in the dex saying that it basically just creates distortions in reality casually

  • @mesiagamer5217
    @mesiagamer5217 6 месяцев назад +7

    I would like to bring up that Umbreon is a friendship evolution. I don't care where this ends up I think this should just be brought up.

  • @jaxjaxattaxx
    @jaxjaxattaxx 6 месяцев назад +35

    B-Bumbles-sama, your power is too great 😻😻😻 A whole hour? Thank you for your hard work!!!

  • @RandoChrisYT
    @RandoChrisYT 6 месяцев назад +7

    Politoed's portion positively pressured my passive perception of it painstakingly.

  • @ShadowKnux372
    @ShadowKnux372 6 месяцев назад +103

    I'm so happy to see the sequel, and I could listen to your scripting, voice and banter along the way for hours, which I will, in fact, do.
    Don't think I didn't catch that little FNAF reference with Ursaring, Jack. I love it when you fit in all these more sly jokes and references. (Like the Entei one, very slick!)
    Good lord, how did you manage to top the alliteration from last time with Politoed? Positively preposterous!

  • @SentaiYamaneko
    @SentaiYamaneko 6 месяцев назад +7

    1:02:53 Funny you mention that. There's an episode of the Johto series called Houndoom's Delivery Service. Misty's Togepi wanders off and gets lost, and spends the rest of the episode being taken care of and protected by a very gentle mail carrying Houndoom.

  • @benabaxter
    @benabaxter 6 месяцев назад +35

    It has been 51 seconds. Now do Gen 3.

    • @tokumillennium5162
      @tokumillennium5162 6 месяцев назад +8

      It has been 3 minutes. Now do Gen 4.

    • @segadoeswhatnintendont
      @segadoeswhatnintendont 6 месяцев назад +6

      It has been a whole 19 minutes. Now do Gen 5

    • @alexisdipoalo9443
      @alexisdipoalo9443 6 месяцев назад +3

      It's been 53 minutes do gen 6

    • @ultimapower6950
      @ultimapower6950 6 месяцев назад +1

      I know it’s been an hour but you can stop now If you want to… after you do gens 3-5 + Mimikyu, Tinkaton, Ogrepon, and clodsire

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 6 месяцев назад +4

    "There's probably a loving and caring Houndoom out there."
    Well go to the Mirage Lands. Misty's former Togetic has a tale for you about the exact Houndoom you're describing.

  • @MasterofInterspace
    @MasterofInterspace 6 месяцев назад +8

    I think there's a lot you can say about Stantler. It's a deer, so you'll need land for it to graze. A deer would be akin to a bunny, you need to make it feel comfortable and safe or it could be prone to stress. You're definitely not bringing it inside, if you startle it then it's going to wreck the place. Then there's the final odd point of Stantler's horns being capable of hypnotizing creatures.

  • @TheCreeperPasta
    @TheCreeperPasta 6 месяцев назад +20

    Grandbull is like a Pokemon Courage and I'm all in for it

  • @nojorooney
    @nojorooney 6 месяцев назад +6

    As someone who’s favorite Pokémon of all time is Furret, I see this as an absolute win

  • @Glory2Snowstar
    @Glory2Snowstar 6 месяцев назад +7

    Crobat is my favorite 'Mon ever (aside from the funny lawnmower) so I can definitely appreciate their score. But I'd like to advocate for their housing- sure, they're staggeringly large, but bats have some narrow bones and handy cartilaginous structures that allow 'em to squeeze into some pretty tight spots. Make sure they have access to the outdoors so they can fully spread their wings, silence their prey so the charges can't stick, and I think you'd have a happy life together!

  • @XellosNi
    @XellosNi 6 месяцев назад +5

    I will forever be mystified that Furret is now commonly associated with a UNOVA/Gen 5 BGM thanks to a meme.

  • @venomgaming7014
    @venomgaming7014 6 месяцев назад +4

    So basically just give piloswine a haircut every like, few days or so?

  • @ringofdragons9239
    @ringofdragons9239 6 месяцев назад +4

    There was an episode of Pokemon during the Johto Era where Misty and her Togepi get separated, and a Houndoom that works for a delivery service finds Togepi and takes care of it until it finds Ash, Misty, and Brock again. So they aren't all bad.

  • @egophobia
    @egophobia 6 месяцев назад +13

    It was SUCH a joy to work with you on the Pokerap GS cover, great video man! 💜

  • @JelloSalad021
    @JelloSalad021 6 месяцев назад +7

    Time for the shuckle sweep

  • @ThorgisArcade
    @ThorgisArcade 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Now it might be Electivire" Heck yeah! Welcome to team Big Electric Yeti

  • @radioactivebirbchild5232
    @radioactivebirbchild5232 6 месяцев назад +4

    35:08 "That must mean it's safe, right?"
    "Wrong. Flashbang."
    okay that part SENT me

  • @danhatter6823
    @danhatter6823 6 месяцев назад +9

    Don’t you get it? Now we know. We know you hear us. That you listen to us. You have just spoke the name of the boogeyman, and now he is crawling out of the closet to ask for generation 3.

  • @reaps2197
    @reaps2197 6 месяцев назад +6

    He acknowledged shadow the hedgehog. That means we'll never get a video on it.

  • @Error403HRD
    @Error403HRD 6 месяцев назад +7

    I WANT A SHUCKLE! I'M SO HAPPY HE'S REASONABLE!

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 6 месяцев назад +8

    I don't even need to watch this video to know that Magcargo is gonna close to the bottom of this list if not at the exact bottom. I mean, this is a Pokemon who's magma is hotter than the sun.

  • @geistgrace6452
    @geistgrace6452 6 месяцев назад +6

    Love the pollitoad alliteration.
    Going through that alone deserves a sub

  • @Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan
    @Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan 6 месяцев назад +56

    Currently suffering through Kitakami, so seeing Mr McBumbleFumble have an anuerism of a dumble talking about Johto Pokemon is JUST what i needed

    • @bigcooltony437
      @bigcooltony437 6 месяцев назад +2

      hopefully the indigo disk is better 🫤

    • @Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan
      @Mimiyan_or_Pikapikafan 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@bigcooltony437 I mean I don't think being better then anything SV is feasible currently. I'd rather hope the next Pokemon games are actually good. I just bought it just because I need Ogerpon and (less so) Ursaluna Blood Moon for competitive. Also apparently there's an amazing item charm that gives you more Tera shards if you complete the Kitakami pokedex

    • @AFrickinDwarf
      @AFrickinDwarf 6 месяцев назад +1

      None of these words are in the Bible

    • @segadoeswhatnintendont
      @segadoeswhatnintendont 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@AFrickinDwarfyeah there are, look in the book of gamers

    • @ultimapower6950
      @ultimapower6950 6 месяцев назад +2

      ScVi is unsalvageable. Honestly if you want Pokémon games that are good just steer clear of modern Pokémon generations and just play rom hacks instead

  • @kratangg-arang
    @kratangg-arang 6 месяцев назад +5

    We shall finally see your promised adoration of Heracross put into practice.

  • @ace.phychotickingofwonderl5423
    @ace.phychotickingofwonderl5423 6 месяцев назад +5

    I like Golisopod the most, won me over in Moon and Guzma was such a good character that it ascended to great heights in my mind and heart, even did what never happened before and replaced my Started. Incinaroar is awesome but it couldn’t match to my Samurai bug thug.

  • @DemiDarkoYT
    @DemiDarkoYT 6 месяцев назад +30

    Idk how you manage to put out high quality videos consistently. I’m proud of you Jack

  • @XxEggman_Meme_GodxX
    @XxEggman_Meme_GodxX 6 месяцев назад +6

    fumbles mcbumbles did the thing we bugged him about boys.

  • @Chrono-and-Co
    @Chrono-and-Co 6 месяцев назад +8

    No matter the result I'll forever want a pet espion,just think about a cat woth all the pros that comes with plus the ability to pick up stuff for you (like heavy furniture and your car if you break down) and get things out of your reach like drinks.(it can also inflict mental torment on your enemys but that's just a bonus)

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 6 месяцев назад +3

      It can also use those psychic powers to be a cat and completely ruin your day

    • @Chrono-and-Co
      @Chrono-and-Co 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@jackhazardous4008espion is much smarter than your average tabby so I bet if I give it food,water,shelter it'll be chill plus if a 12 year old can be friends with it then I can.

  • @mediocrityproductions
    @mediocrityproductions 6 месяцев назад +6

    I was waiting on bated breath for if Shuckle woud like Petco. Great video!

  • @graycecollins2085
    @graycecollins2085 6 месяцев назад +5

    Bumbles you can't stop me from having a Sneasel as a pet no matter what you say🗿🍷

  • @TheZombieMack
    @TheZombieMack 6 месяцев назад +18

    The one I'm excited for you to get to is Absol. The nicest dark type. Should you ever go that many generations of this. And Murkrow has always been my fave pokemon, but I completely agree with your review of them.

    • @EinDose
      @EinDose 6 месяцев назад +2

      Absol is a literal harbinger of disaster. Having one as a pet is gonna lead to you having a bad time, but it's not really _Absol's_ fault.

    • @TheZombieMack
      @TheZombieMack 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@EinDose Absol is not a harbinger of disaster. The pokedex entries state that it is AWARE of disasters and tries to warn people of them, but because it always shows up just before the disaster, people assume that Absol was the cause of them. However, Absol is literally just trying to be a good dog-thing and make sure people don't get hurt.

    • @EinDose
      @EinDose 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@TheZombieMack I dunno, it's kinda hard to get a read on if we're looking at 'Absol notices disasters and turns up early' or 'Absol unconsciously brings disaster'. But either way, you ARE getting blamed for every single bad thing that happens on your block.

    • @TheZombieMack
      @TheZombieMack 6 месяцев назад +10

      @EinDose The pokedex entries LITERALLY say that Absol is incorrectly accused of being the harbinger, and is, in fact, trying to warn people. The second part, yeah. Mainly by old people.

  • @RecoridoLol
    @RecoridoLol 6 месяцев назад +6

    Jack is gonna have a hell of a time with the Hoenn Pokerap if he ever gets there.

    • @pyromasteralex
      @pyromasteralex 6 месяцев назад +1

      Hoenn Pokerap?
      i will be searching on youtube for this.

  • @themetalmetroid
    @themetalmetroid 6 месяцев назад +6

    I would like to point out for the benefit of many potential decent pet Pokemon, that just because something is toxic it doesn't mean that it's immediately or even long term dangerous to humans.

    • @themetalmetroid
      @themetalmetroid 6 месяцев назад +3

      also, keep in mind despite being MAGMA, macargo and slugma both probably have CORE temperatures near the pokedex entries, which would then drop dramatically, given that it's got a shell of decidedly not molten Basalt rocks. Still though, [DO NOT TOUCH WITH BARE SKIN].

    • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
      @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 5 месяцев назад

      @@themetalmetroid The Slugma Powered House backs that up. So long as you don't touch them bare-handed then you're fine.

  • @milanbeerepoot4260
    @milanbeerepoot4260 6 месяцев назад +6

    Can’t wait for a 3 hour video when the Unova video comes around

  • @yerfriendlyneighborhoodsco3337
    @yerfriendlyneighborhoodsco3337 6 месяцев назад +3

    that politoad line borders on V's monologue level alliteration, bravo

  • @majorascrash
    @majorascrash 6 месяцев назад +5

    Groudon and Solgaleo’s letter was also peer reviewed by Yveltal.

    • @entothechesnautknight1762
      @entothechesnautknight1762 6 месяцев назад

      They didn't sign it, though, since Gamefreak made them the undisputed best of the trio anyways.

    • @Speeddemon105
      @Speeddemon105 6 месяцев назад

      And I think Palkia and Giratina added a footnote about their dragon moves not hurting Dialga as much as it hurts them. Pesky steel resistances.

  • @StickBreightley
    @StickBreightley 6 месяцев назад +4

    I believe in you Shuckle

  • @sinnythefennec69
    @sinnythefennec69 6 месяцев назад +3

    The Digimon Bit at the end is so iconic. These rankings are amazing

  • @candiaa
    @candiaa 6 месяцев назад +4

    Granbull is just courage the cowardly dog

  • @springdude1165
    @springdude1165 6 месяцев назад +4

    Forgetting that Wailord wasn’t introduced until Gen 3, good bit of me was convinced they would actually be one of the worst pets necaude they, hilariously, got a -10 in housing or something.

    • @Speeddemon105
      @Speeddemon105 6 месяцев назад

      There is NO place you can keep a Wailord in any kind of household structure. Also feeding it will be damn near impossible. The only exception is if you live in an ocean house.

    • @peterprime2140
      @peterprime2140 6 месяцев назад +1

      Wailord can float, so you just need a lot of airspace.

    • @springdude1165
      @springdude1165 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@peterprime2140 I don't think that makes for a good pet.

  • @kaleohumilde4282
    @kaleohumilde4282 6 месяцев назад +5

    Some days I wish that Pokémon would exist because they seem so cool and friendly!
    And then I watch videos like this and they make me remember the world can easily be destroyed if some did exist.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 6 месяцев назад

      If they did exist, every substantial body of water is gonna be filled with Magikarp which could all potentially evolve into Gyarados. The raging sea serpent may have a serious claim to being the most dangerous species if Pokémon were real just because you can't truly stay away from them without living in a desert.