Why Clifford The Big Red Dog Is Fundamentally Impossible
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Clifford sure is a big red dog! He's pretty cool except when you're the one taking care of him, that's not a fun time from what I've found!
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Intro 0:00
What is a Clifford? 0:27
Sponsor 1:23
Clifford's Costs 2:51
Clifford's Really Big Movie 5:23
Bad Live-Action Movie 6:48
Mr Bridwell 7:39
Crimes in Books 8:26
The One Thing 9:20
Closing Thoughts 10:17
Why Clifford The Big Red Dog Is Fundamentally Impossible
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Hello choopo
No
This comment is structured like its trying to get me to download a virus
I know your just doing it for the money, so get the bag man
No
9:34 “Clifford needs to remain an idea and not a reality”
I love how this makes it sound like there’s active efforts to bring a real-life Clifford into existence
Ay there’s a wooly mammoth meatball out there so it’s not too far off
Dude have you SEEN these new bioengineered growth hormones? Hell, we’re evolving at a rapid rate that middle schoolers are beginning to dwarf even high school seniors
I mean, selective breeding and bio-engineering has already made some pretty wild things
Ah you’ve figured out my plot 😱
I'm genuinely extremely proud of you Choopo for being at the level where you get sponsorships now. It's a major achievement to be at this level and I'm so glad Bobo was able to negotiate the ad deal with Raid for you (possibly with some violence but thats just classic Bobo)
you gotta do what you gotta do
Absolutely, a classic Bobo moment. It's impossible to hate him.
The sponsorship is the worst of its kind though, I'm surprised raid still does this. literally nobody buys it or is fooled by it, I expected they'd move on from this and onto another game scam but whatever makes money I guess.
@@Azurethewolf168 it's really not the worst of it's kind? This is how most sponsorships work- creator promotes product in video and they get paid. Regardless of your opinion on raid (we all agree it's bad) at least it's not a crypto scam or something much worse. It's just nice to see choopo get deserved money honestly
@@Jacox98 yeah true, but, I'm still confused why they'd stil run these sponsors far after everyone knows what it really is
What? I’ve been injecting my dog with pure love for years and your telling me it’s not possible?
Ive been feeding my dog so many red things, an he hasn't changed
ive been feeding my dog red m&m’s for 2 years but for some reason he never woke up after the 3rd one
Please don't "inject love" into your dog.
...or any other pets.
@@peterprime2140 sus
@@xD-Hi i think he died of poisoning dog can't rlly eat chocolate (i know its a joke)
Y’know if I had a nickel every time someone went insane trying to calculate how Clifford would work irl I would have a dime which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
Well no, you’d have 2 nickels. And the FBI asking how you just magically had 2 nickels appear.
@@ThePenguinMan the secret service is actually the group that investigates counterfeiting.
🌈the more you know
What's the other time?
@@lylelylecrocodile2538 huggbees I think
@@ultracummer salmonella academy I think
So its more 3 times
Let's be honest, the SCP Foundation would have a field day once they find out there's a large-ahh red dog that grows with every time you love it that's waltzing around
Though I imagine that the the Howard family will also be taken as well
Great, now I just want to create an SCP article where the foundation ends up in a legal battle with a Polynesian island after declaring somebody's ancestral spirit as an SCP.
Evolutionarily speaking, although clifford grew due to the power of love. Species that make their way onto islands typically experience dwarfism, or gigantism over many generations. Which has nothing to do with clifford, I just wanted to bring this up because Islands and Big animals were mentioned in this video.
I like to think that Clifford was made by someone that wanted him to be a war machine, but escaped and got adopted by Emily.
@@turkey4802I was thinking the same thing. I kinda want to see someone make story where Clifford was part of some experiment to make him a war dog but he somehow escaped.
@@mediatorraptor3349 I would but I don’t have enough imagination
@@turkey4802 i would too but I don’t have the time or motivation
As an owner of a Vizsla, I'd like to mention that the average Vizsla needs at least 1 hour of rigorous exercise daily (if not more), and they frequently get the zoomies. Plus, they are not very considerate of people's boundaries when they are active. If my dog was the size of Clifford, I do believe she could level Manhattan in about 20 minutes.
You know, he didn’t even need to mention square cube law to utterly destroy Clifford
Well that means that his metabolism needs to be slower than that of a smaller dog. And since metabolism speed correlates to lifespan, you could expect Clifford to live a life comparable to that of an elephant, maybe longer.
Dear god, Clifford will outlive us all. He'll bury his owner. And the bigger he gets the longer he'll stretch his limited heartbeats, growing older, bigger, more prominent and more loved by earth's inhabitants, until he consumes everything, the planet unable to support the giant red god worshipped by his fearful human followers. And with no following left he'll shrivel up and disappear, no longer any love left to keep his physical body in our universe.
Well that escalated quickly.
Clifford would overheat extremely fast, and considering he can only release heat through his mouth, he would die of heat stroke the moment the weather went over freezing.
Damn. I haven't finished learning my colours yet, I'll have to come back to this video later once I'm ready to understand what red even is
“Red” is often used as a derogatory nickname for members of the Soviet Union (USSR) during the Cold War era (~1945 to the unions collapse in 1991). During this period of paranoia, western countries and especially rivalling USA would often accuse others of being red, either as a communist supporter or a potential spy for the soviets if they were perceived as suspicious or unpatriotic.
In tomorrow’s lesson we’ll be covering The Greens, yellow, black and white! Class dismissed.
Red is the colour of the background of ur pfp
It's alright OP, I'm color blind too
@@ConsumerOfDirtYumYumYum it's clearly grey
@@ultracummer what no it's green
"not paying taxes builds character" you're telling me people actually pay those? I've been eating all the forms I've been getting I thought that's what I was supposed to do...
When I was in Kindergarten, one of my classmates was named Emily Anne, and whenever we did Clifford roleplays at recess, she would be Emily Elizabeth.
Thats wholesome and cute ❤😂
i am so conflicted right now, I always thought that a giant red dog was a possibility as I watched this show instead of attending science classes,
since that time I have spent years looking at every dog I have been able to find and imagining at what point in their life cycle, do they turn red and grow a few stories taller.
this video has changed my life completely and shifted my views of the world to points I did not think were possible.
you have opened my third eye to see that Clifford is no more likely to walk among us than Barney the dinosaur. I don't know how long it will take me to get over this astonishment I have felt, I can safely say that my life has been shrouded in a a big lie that will never cease to haunt me.
therealchopo, I don't know if I should thank or curse you for this newfound knowledge you have bestowed upon me, in the hour this video has been up I have re-watched it as many times as possible trying to find holes, holes that don't exist.
I would like to take a moment to breath and be thankful that Big Chungus is still something that is real and I can spend the rest of my life seeking. as I can no longer do that for a dog that is bigger than my house and the same shade of red as I am now, finding out this information.
Chungus ain't real
@@shAAAAAAAAAAq .... I will only believe that if you make an 11:06 long video about it (ideally one that is sponsored), then, ONLY THEN will I believe you.
Barney is real, though. His daughter is friends with a blue human and a goat who cosplays as a crayon.
@@shAAAAAAAAAAq Heresy, have faith in Chungus
I saw Him in the clouds and He will return to savior us
> my life was shrouded in a big lie
You mean big red lie?
Also, Chungus is canon since i believe Bugs Bunny takes the chonky ahape for few frames in one of those Smash Bros rip offs.
Ok, after giving some thought to the "One Question", I've come up with two possibilities:
1: There's an area in either the local sewage plant or landfill specifically made for when Clifford does his business.
2: He just goes in the ocean. I mean, fish do it all the time and the ocean hasn't changed because of it.
One issue with possibility 2: Dogs are not fish.
Yes, fish go straight in the water they swim in... but fish have very different diets from dogs, and there are animals in the ocean that have evolved to feed on the waste fish produce that prevents it from reaching dangerous levels of filthy. Dogs however do not have very sanitary poop. Most parks have rules that you have to clean up your dog's poop if they do their business on the park grounds, because dog poop can often be harmful to those environments if not properly disposed of. Specifically, the bacteria and germs within the poop can have lasting negative effects on living creatures in the area (humans included).
When you said that Bobo was scared of loud and sudden noises, and then that actually happened at the end of the vid. Genius writing 😊
Chekov's baboon
XD
THIS. This is the PBS lore I am here for. You covered all aspects of the Clifford canon thoroughly and fantastically.
(But where does he poop.)
... Outside?
@chippy2023 well, yeah. I don't think anyone was suggesting that he shits in the house. But, geez.
@@KelniusTV
I know it's obvious but still, the way the question was asked made it sound like they let their pets "go everywhere" if you catch my drift.
@@chippy2023 Nah, nah, of course it would be outside, just, like.... where does it go? The guy is eating 1350 to 6800 *gallons* of food every day (calory estimates/500 cals per bag * 80 cups in a bag converted to gallons). Probably in the ocean, the more I think about it.
@@ImThylacine
Oh. Sorry if I implied those who had the same question were irresponsible pet owners. It was something I didn't 100% think about for some reason.
10:10 don’t worry guys he’s like a Pokémon, he can eat as much as he and… wait where do Pokémon… OH NO
5:50, yeah it's canon. It was made a short while after John Ritter (Clifford's old VA) passed. I'm still confused about what the hell happened to Daffodil.
To be fair, rabbits don't live long
@@ActuallyAthena Fair, but I just can't accept that happening to my girl. ☹️
I always figured Clifford was red because red is the color of love, and if he’s full of an unusually high amount of love, it would make sense that his color was altered
He was red before he grew. There's even a prequel series called "Clifford the Small Red Puppy", from when he was a runt.
Clifford is a literal kaiju. I don't think even an entire country to meet his needs.
"Ignoring taxes builds character"
- choopo, 2023
Genuinely happy someone exists who meticulously picks apart my childhood nostalgia. I Hope you continue to do so
It’s like the CatDog situation. It is best to leave it as a cartoon or idea, but not a test subject. Otherwise, it’ll be much worse than that.
That doesn't answer the question of how they use the restroom. That's even more disturbing than Clifford's.
Holy shit I wasn't expecting a choopo sponsorship, congrats man you deserve it :]
Clifford's real big movie is the only thing involving Clifford I ever remember watching, and I remember it being one of my favorites.
Actaully one way they could reduce the costs would be to make him a tourist attraction on the island.
I mean who wouldn't want to see a giant red dog, heck they could have him in the "Kmart" Thanksgiving Parade.
And another thing is, Clifford would probably be too heavy to support himself. But Great video, Choopo! Bobo is very cute, tell him I said hi!
You guys don’t understand the pain of hearing “what like the big red dog?” After telling people my name
The 2021 movie nearly ruined me
The ABSOLUTE SIZE of those DOOKIES must be INSANE
I absolutely love how you described the 2021 movie. That is exactly the right description
Big fan of the censored feet in the vets office 1:04
Um actually I distinctly remember the lore detail (from an episode I would have watched like 18 years ago...) That Emily Elizabeth and the Howards don't have to pay for the Dog Food out of pocket. Clifford is the mascot for a dog food brand and they pay the family in the form of *massive* bags of dog food.
When I found this channel a few months ago, I knew you would be pumping out bangers. Hoping to see more growth and great content in the future!
Proud to say I was here before 5k subs 💪 You are already almost at 100k! YOU Deserve it all you are genuinely hilarious
Bro imagine having to clean up all that dog poop
Your first congratulations 🎉🎊🍾🎈
I remember watching Clifford the Big Red Dog back in the early 00's on PBS Kids a few times and it's peaceful and good for kids but Clifford was probably a weird creature lol.
Good job choopo with getting a sponsor with only 68.9k and only being one!
Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound
Delicious human brains
My personal theory is that they afford Clifford thu using his droppings as manure and selling it.
I genuinely appreciate the foreshadowing between the opening of the video, and the very end of it. Well done, sir!
6:24 I always thought that was an animated Barney Gumble.
This channel is like watching Sam o’ Nella high and I love it.
As a kid, I was saying "What kind of food did the Howards, or just Emily Elizabeth, give Clifford?"
Death row inmates if I had to guess
@@TazJustTaz Well, that puts electric chairs out of the job then, if that's the case. That idea's morbid as fuck.
Souls of innocent babies
as for where he poops i came up with the idea that they have an entire area dedicated for clifford to use as a dump
and i thought about it a little more, what if they use that likely mountain as waste as fertilizer? and then they just sell it for a lot which is how they can afford to keep him
i don't know how anything i mentioned works so if this can be disproven tell me but
3:30 I calculated 6.45 Tons using the BMI off a hypothetical, 25 Foot tall dog like Clifford is!
oh my gosh. that's incredible. clifford is such a weird franchise
Thank you so much for the most genuine rib pain inducing laugh I have had in a LONG time 🤣🤣🤣
Wait till clifford is the size of an atom.
Clifford lives in an alternate universe where dogs do not poop. That is the answer.
dearest choopo,
i remember as a kid playing the goldfish crackers flash game, and went down a rabbit hole of the goldfish characters, their personality traits and all the lore that surrounds them. please do the goldfish crackers fandom justice and do a video explaining the lore
dearest thanks,
-spenky
clifford does NOT poop. he fully assimilates all food that he eats with absolutely no waste. this is why he is huge
Finally ,some real fkng art
He could fertilize whole farms
i'm written this a few times now and i think i've calmed down enough to talk about my criticisms without resorting to petty insults and retorts. it really bums me out to see people who are so uninterested in exploring the possibility of what is real, and applying some pseudo-intellectual arguments to the existence of clifford the big red dog without thinking critical to what has to be wrong about science, rather than what is wrong with clifford the big red dog. do you think mark eaton appreciated being told he was too tall? or ralph sampson that he was also in fact too tall? or that clifford that he is too big and red? the boundary of what science currently understands is pushed by people break the mold and show people others that they are wrong. instead of coming up with faux pas arguments that debate the science and "physics" of if clifford is real, we need to be accepting of new things we don't understand. clifford did star in a movie after all, so it's really annoying me (i was the 3rd stunt double backup costume designer btw...) when people just pass that off as cg.
i invite you to come to new york city and see clifford for yourself, just come with an open mind please. thank you
i hope Raid Shadow Legends reads this comment.
10:10 was not expecting that lmao
Ah yes, the square cube law, killer of all things fun
THAT CLIFFORD MOVIE UNLOCKED A MEMORY because I knew that movie existed and I knew I saw it as a kid solely because I remember the scene where someone has a waterbed filled with fish and I never forgot how much I wanted a fish bed as a kid
It has been mentioned before, but it's nice to see this channel has grown enough to get sponsorship deals.
...where *does* he... oh, God. I can't stop thinking about it.
Did you forget abt the Clifford manga too?? A lot of backstory there too
this is my new fav channel, great videos
Clifford the big red NERD
I love how this channel has grown.
Oh, just wait until the square cube law comes into play.
Thank you, ever-iconic mammal Bobo the Baboon.
Ok
how much chocolate would you need to take out clifford for good?
Yay a new Choopo video and with sponsor so proud of you man
Clifford the Adjective adjective noun 😂😂
I’m dead
Also, we forget if she loves him does he grow bigger than he is now? And how big can he get?
frankly I'd also like to bring mr. paul bunyan in for questioning on this matter. if he can have a big blue ox, maybe he can shed some light on how the heck this family ACTUALLY acquired a very large red dog. he's not a suspect yet, it's just kinda odd.
Film Theory better watch out.
no idea why the algorithm gave me this video but i love it 1000/10
I managed to find this in my feed within an hour
Choopo has fingers?! Three of them at that
So, I don't know if someone told you about this in the comments, but in the original book, or the conception of the book, I think he's supposed to be the size of a horse.
9:14 or use Clifford for nuclear bomb testing in the middle of the ocean as an alternative.
He does it in the yard
Listening to the Wii Sports Golf OST in the background just makes this video even better
I think like flash they made highly condensed and nutritious dog treats for Clifford with enough calories for him daily
Biologically speaking, traditional canid biomechanics would not be able to support Clifford at his size. You would need to drastically change his anatomy to have him be able to be that large. The largest mammals like elephants and giraffes have specialized anatomies to help them grow large.
I have a feeling your gonna make it big some day
choopo got a sponsorship!! ❤️❤️❤️
10:10 I’m freaking out.
Yeah that’s true
"geez loius" lamaooooooo
was that club pengiun music at the end?
It's bad enough dookie sits on the street, but if it becomes a roadblock, I'm gonna lose it!
Lov u choopo
Holy shit you did the math!
babe wake up new choopo upload
Yo-yo yo Mr. White, what you cooking
9:05
“Clifford the *adjective* *adjective* *noun*-“
SOBBING.
Clifford the big red bit
Oh boy
Choopo has over 3 million power!?!
I’m proud of you
Very interesting video.
i promised not to talk about the text at the end but... that posits clifford as a potential threat to the ozone layer from all of the potential methane and nitrous oxide (both of which are far more potent than carbon dioxide) he "produces", on top of his growing list of hazards from merely existing
I thought the last thing was gonna be what happens when clifford "matures" and has the desire to...procreate...
OH😳
To put how ridiculous that upper weight estimate is in perspective, that's just shy of *7 tons* heavier than the M1A2 Abrams SEP v3 main battle tank.