Tyrion & Bronn Plan For War [HD]

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  • Опубликовано: 28 май 2012
  • Tyrion plans for Siege while Bronn remains sceptical. Varys visits with great interest.
    "Pig shit..."
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  • @agustinrico3304
    @agustinrico3304 Год назад +3472

    I love Varys’ face when Bronn said he rounded up all the known thieves, he most definitely killed some of his little birds

    • @sean2914
      @sean2914 Год назад +268

      “😧”

    • @DonetskiLetsplayshik
      @DonetskiLetsplayshik Год назад +194

      Varys is so good at this shit

    • @traditionalgem
      @traditionalgem Год назад +170

      LOL his face was priceless, but he knew Bronn was right. No doubt already hearing those very things already.

    • @SuperSaiyanD48
      @SuperSaiyanD48 11 месяцев назад +54

      "My birds..."

    • @cazvega
      @cazvega 10 месяцев назад +36

      Completely missed this on first viewing …

  • @simonkilday8698
    @simonkilday8698 2 года назад +7334

    “Me and the lads rounded up all the known thieves”
    “For questioning?”
    “Uh, no”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 2 года назад +467

      Varys be like O_O

    • @ObsidianKnight217
      @ObsidianKnight217 2 года назад +429

      Kinda wish Bronn and his lads visited my city lol

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 2 года назад +137

      @@ObsidianKnight217 I'm guessing you're somewhere in Cali?

    • @ObsidianKnight217
      @ObsidianKnight217 2 года назад +360

      @@magmat0585 No, but pretty much every city in latin america could use some help from Bronn lol

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 2 года назад +104

      @@ObsidianKnight217 ah, gotcha. Spent some time in Managua almost a decade ago, the grandfather of the family whose place i stayed at had a machete set aside for any unwanted guests

  • @xxlCortez
    @xxlCortez 6 лет назад +6621

    I love how practical Bronn is.

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka 6 лет назад +98

      I'm sure he'd have ISIS defeated within a month.

    • @OneTrueWindfall
      @OneTrueWindfall 4 года назад +381

      "I'd trade all your books for a few good archers." Turns out a few wasn't required. Just one, Bronn

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik 2 года назад +58

      @@OneTrueWindfall and he wasn't paid in books...

    • @nton8057
      @nton8057 2 года назад +80

      @@S1rWakka Any competent military can defeat ISIS, they only lasted so long cause Syrias army was preoccupied with a civil war and Iraq's army deserted en mass

    • @jaiisrapture5920
      @jaiisrapture5920 2 года назад +7

      @@aronnemcsik so in the books he did everything out of loyalty to Tyrion?

  • @arielgoldfarb4118
    @arielgoldfarb4118 6 лет назад +5870

    Dialogues were gold in the first seasons.

    • @Jack10016
      @Jack10016 5 лет назад +59

      Ariel Goldfarb Now look at season 8 🤧

    • @perra7749
      @perra7749 2 года назад +51

      well this is the second season

    • @hafeezishak1342
      @hafeezishak1342 2 года назад +136

      In season 8, the only dialogues I hear is "Mah Queen" and " I don't Wan it". Abit sad that all story boil down to.

    • @therion8469
      @therion8469 2 года назад +6

      @@perra7749 season*S*

    • @perra7749
      @perra7749 2 года назад

      @@therion8469 yes I stand corrected, my mistake, thank you for pointing it out

  • @jamal-vg3cc
    @jamal-vg3cc 7 лет назад +2141

    Soldier: King Stannis, they're throwing books at us! What do we do!?
    Stannis: Uh...

    • @rahul0000nm
      @rahul0000nm 7 лет назад +260

      jamal Stannis: lets use them to burn sheeren......

    • @IcedEarth426
      @IcedEarth426 6 лет назад +206

      Soldier: We have far less men after those books were catapulted into our men.
      Stannis: Fewer.

    • @Awesomeduud
      @Awesomeduud 6 лет назад +11

      IcedEarth426 Blackwater theme then plays

    • @mohsin1950
      @mohsin1950 6 лет назад +23

      Let's read those books

    • @proverbialking3452
      @proverbialking3452 6 лет назад +9

      Rahul Kashyap we finally know one of the ninjas cutting onions: Sir Davos.

  • @AesirUnlimited
    @AesirUnlimited Год назад +696

    2:47 Gotta love how Varys was able to say “That book is worthless.” In such a polite way.

    • @balkthor
      @balkthor 11 месяцев назад +58

      Varys was the most polite a-hole ever.

    • @Calekoflight
      @Calekoflight 2 месяца назад +19

      No. He said it was boring. Some of the greatest minds are capable of recording information well and accurately but lack a poetic flare to keep even the most devoted reader interested.

    • @AesirUnlimited
      @AesirUnlimited 2 месяца назад

      @@Calekoflight Nope. Definitely wrong.

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic Месяц назад +4

      Not really he said,
      I've read it, ask me for the good bits.

    • @ethanharmer5151
      @ethanharmer5151 Месяц назад +3

      Saying its a hard book to read doesn’t mean its useless

  • @CripTikStorm
    @CripTikStorm 6 лет назад +3981

    Varys's face when Bronn talked about the thieves

    • @hehehehe4204
      @hehehehe4204 6 лет назад +360

      CripTik Storm Varys was a thief himself so his reaction seems appropriate

    • @dams6829
      @dams6829 6 лет назад +218

      Tbh he always makes tho weird background faces which are funny.

    • @187Ares
      @187Ares 6 лет назад +427

      CripTik Storm the face of someone who just lost a few spies probably

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 2 года назад +296

      @@187Ares "oh, so that's why Ralph hasn't been reporting in recently"

    • @joperhop
      @joperhop 2 года назад +33

      How many of them would have been his birds?

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble Год назад +4434

    Knowing Varys, I've no doubt he was standing in that doorway many sentences before he actually walked in. Quietly eavesdropping. Old habits probably die hard.

    • @boldofyou1094
      @boldofyou1094 Год назад +371

      This was before he wrote letters of open rebellion out in public… god I miss this show

    • @flippedturtle4739
      @flippedturtle4739 Год назад +15

      Bruh

    • @yyn886
      @yyn886 Год назад +214

      WHERES THE NEXT BULLSHITTERY SOVIET

    • @stutterfly4722
      @stutterfly4722 Год назад +103

      It’s a 10 year old video, Womble.

    • @unclebob1478
      @unclebob1478 Год назад +64

      Every old thrones vid i find i see a fresh comment from you lmao

  • @flankspeed
    @flankspeed 5 лет назад +817

    "GODS! THE WRITING WAS STRONG THEN!"

    • @pedrodavid9079
      @pedrodavid9079 2 года назад +48

      "THOSE WERE THE DAYS"

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x 2 года назад +33

      *THANK THE GODS FOR BETSY*

    • @kamikaze1352
      @kamikaze1352 2 года назад +10

      It was so strong it caved in rhaegars breastplate

    • @NOL1FEK1NG
      @NOL1FEK1NG Год назад +2

      I see what you did there LOLOLOLOL

    • @shihoblade
      @shihoblade Год назад +13

      Go get the dialogue stretcher!

  • @ChairmanMeow1
    @ChairmanMeow1 2 года назад +3753

    I think any sort of "high council" needs an occams razor type person like Bronn. Someone to simplify and remind people not to overcomplicate things. He knew what the problems really were and would be.

    • @greyman6353
      @greyman6353 2 года назад +230

      Every king who wishes to rule for a lengthy period should have at least one teller of truths

    • @jackzimmy8461
      @jackzimmy8461 2 года назад +281

      Not just in feudal courts. Any corporate structure needs a straight talker who won’t spend thousands to figure out the obvious. The problem is that honesty and pragmatism don’t really push you up the food chain. If people like Bronn were allowed in board rooms, consultancy firms wouldn’t even exist 😂

    • @GG-bw3uz
      @GG-bw3uz 2 года назад +15

      Underrated comment.

    • @seancakin1469
      @seancakin1469 2 года назад +99

      @@jackzimmy8461 I've said it once before and I'll say it again... corporations are essentially just modern day aristocracies. Within corporate structures, flattery and bullshitting are usually rewarded. Not actually good leaders. And the shareholders making decisions in boardrooms are only there because they were able to buy their way in. They are literally not required to have any knowledge/skills... just a shit ton of money. Sounds like a nobility class to me.
      No wonder why private industry is so inefficient at everything tbh... and no wonder the few companies that are actually democratically run (Worker Co-Ops) tend to have better chances at long term success and be more resistant to economic crises.

    • @rqneo5361
      @rqneo5361 2 года назад +18

      I like how bronn is probably the cleverest person in the room with varus and tyrion

  • @danieltadd
    @danieltadd 2 года назад +2616

    Ohhh, this type of stuff was golden. Two intelletcuals and an experienced sellsword, engaging in conversation and battle planning. I could seriously watch an entire episode on just those three talking. It truly aches my heart to know what their characters are reduced to in the final seasons :(

    • @Wellshem
      @Wellshem Год назад +89

      A "The Office" version of King's Landing would be funny af

    • @monotech20.14
      @monotech20.14 Год назад +1

      Get over it.

    • @M01ER0
      @M01ER0 Год назад +43

      @@monotech20.14 I´ve been trying

    • @TheHed94
      @TheHed94 Год назад +15

      @@monotech20.14 Impossible, they just butchered the show

    • @JimmyDoresHairDye
      @JimmyDoresHairDye Год назад +10

      Michael, Dwight and Kevin plan the defense of kings landing. Michael immeadately bails, Dwight comes up with a ridiculous and elaborate plan that fails the moment stannis lands and Kevin steals all the donuts and holes up in a remote part of the city.

  • @luigioppedisano7957
    @luigioppedisano7957 6 лет назад +363

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, the great sieges of Westeros."

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 6 месяцев назад +9

      "The sieges of Westeros have always been celebrated for their excellence"

    • @goranvujnovic597
      @goranvujnovic597 Месяц назад

      ​@@Mrkabrat lol

  • @Rekaert
    @Rekaert 2 года назад +1700

    It's the small details that make the writing golden. Varys walking in and saying the name of the author correctly, only for Tyrion to give Bronn that "Fcking told you so!" glance.
    It's just easy, natural and economical storytelling.

    • @Proccito
      @Proccito Год назад +90

      I love how when Varys enters, Tyrion is still trying to figure out of how the spelling correlated to Bronns pronounciation. You can see his lips moving as he reads the name over and over again and don't really care Varys is entering.

    • @seniorchief6136
      @seniorchief6136 Год назад +95

      It also implies that he was listening to their conversation before showing up. Classic Varys.

    • @sylver76
      @sylver76 Год назад +22

      It's kind of shame though. It would have been so much better if Bron was right.

    • @mihaimercenarul7467
      @mihaimercenarul7467 Год назад +4

      @@sylver76 nah

    • @cat-le1hf
      @cat-le1hf Год назад +20

      @@seniorchief6136 i thought it implied he recognized the book and he's read it before

  • @divyanshgoel128
    @divyanshgoel128 Год назад +498

    Varys's face when he realises Bronn killed the thieves😂

    • @mahdiahmed4717
      @mahdiahmed4717 Год назад +14

      But .. then again now I don't question daemons action hmmm..

    • @simondezeeuw2042
      @simondezeeuw2042 Год назад +12

      Oh he knew already I’m sure. He just wanted Tyrion to know without telling him himself

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr 6 месяцев назад

      Bronn didnt kill the thieves, he just gave him other jobs

    • @masterplokoon8803
      @masterplokoon8803 4 месяца назад +7

      ​​@@mahdiahmed4717 Bronn did it when the city was about to be under siege and circunstances were dire, while Daemon did it in a time of peace and pulled a lot of random people from the streets (many of whom probably weren't guilty) and maimed them for fun.

    • @masterplokoon8803
      @masterplokoon8803 4 месяца назад +11

      Varys was probably pissed because he lost a good number of spies that day.

  • @nikolai60
    @nikolai60 Год назад +364

    "Have you ever been in a city under siege?" Look at Varys' face, he's already internally conceded the point, he's just waiting for Bronn to finish his point as he's the one who knows best.

  • @StuartLloyd
    @StuartLloyd Год назад +454

    I love how when Varys concedes that Bronn's tactics have a point, he starts cutting his hands again as if to say "I won", but then Varys names the archmaester and Tyrion is like "yeah, well I won that one. Maybe my wildfire plan is going to work."

    • @Wellshem
      @Wellshem Год назад +1

      Amazing writing

  • @Mindcreat0r
    @Mindcreat0r Год назад +76

    I love how they both silently agreed that however Varys pronounced the name was the correct way

  • @Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae
    @Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae 9 месяцев назад +77

    The small details of this show were so good, I loved that moment where Tyrion tried to pronounce the name of the author with Bronn “correcting” him then Varys coming in, saying it correctly, and Tyrion gesturing at Bronn. It all felt so real and natural like they’re actual people interacting, plus we’ve all been there

  • @fuckel98
    @fuckel98 2 года назад +1017

    @ 1:37 Varys slinking in from the dark, having dropped an eaves on the entire conversation, knowing his timing with perfection, a true player of the game.

    • @hombrejose8164
      @hombrejose8164 2 года назад +10

      Also what does he say to Bronn after addressing Tyrion as "my lord Hand"? I can't make out what he's calling Bronn

    • @HUNmerlin
      @HUNmerlin 2 года назад +24

      @@hombrejose8164 commander

    • @dmills13F
      @dmills13F Год назад +24

      @@hombrejose8164 "Martha"

    • @lancemcmullan1434
      @lancemcmullan1434 Год назад +17

      When he said “it’s a shame Archmaester Ch’Vyalthan wasn’t a better writer.” Subtle intimidation that he hears everything and knows everything, he was such an OP character.

    • @flightofthebumblebee9529
      @flightofthebumblebee9529 Год назад +1

      A little late to be trimming the hedges!

  • @bubba7578
    @bubba7578 2 года назад +436

    i love how there's a lot of sub text with high level players. But every scene with Bronn is STRAIGHT to the point

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 7 лет назад +516

    "You don't want me cleaning m' nails. You don't want me looking at you? Why am I here?"
    "See, this is why the children never visit!"

  • @GhANeC
    @GhANeC 6 лет назад +2429

    I bet Tyrion felt at the time that it was the worst and most stressful time of his life.
    Being alone, with no previous military or siege or ruling experiences, and forced to figure out how to prepare a whole city and its defenses for an attack from a much higher force, commanded by a seasoned general. While all the inhabitants ungratefully and fully depended on him to save them from being in all likelihood sacked and raped and killed in masses. And all the while having to answer to a hateful sister and nephew. Who, along with their groveling followers and their Kingsguard, not only were oblivious and useless and incompetent, but were almost openly against him and could potentially at any moment find out about his secret lover and make him never know what was done with her, or use her in the worst ways against him.
    And yet...
    He was at the prime of his physical integrity, which he still had. At the sharpest, though perhaps not the wisest, of his witty political mind, which was still not weathered nor beaten by guilt and inner conflict and life. Empowered and trusted by a father who had never done so before. Missed by a brother who still loved him. Loved every night by a very "skillful" lover who was still totally devoted and loyal to him. Accompanied by the best and most reliable and most protective squire ever, as it would soon be proven, who he still had. Counselled and assisted by his most competent and arguably best friends in the world, who still fully had his back. And constantly having the upper hand on his haters, who still couldnt humiliate or destroy him.
    Oh my dear Tyrion, how could you have known that this was actually the best time of your life, and that it would all change so suddenly, and would unlikely ever come back...

    • @MrHatetheplayer
      @MrHatetheplayer 2 года назад +52

      every dog has his day lol

    • @randybell101190
      @randybell101190 2 года назад +108

      This is beautifully written

    • @GhANeC
      @GhANeC 2 года назад +44

      @@randybell101190 **bows head humbly**

    • @bigsmall246
      @bigsmall246 2 года назад +76

      Because the book Tyrion ends at the capture by the slavers. Everything else after that was made up by the show writers who are good at adapting from the source material, but can't write their own material for shit. The lack of book material explains why the show went rapidly downhill from season 6 onwards.

    • @bobbyjones5377
      @bobbyjones5377 2 года назад +27

      @@bigsmall246 Wrong, they know how the book series is planned to end. GRR Martin gave them all of his source matierial or enough that they knew the basic and 2ndary story points. They did what all transactional individuals do. They milked GOT for all it was worth then when they thought they had Star Wars lined up they dropped it like a burning sack of shit, they did this with Rome as well. The 2nd season while still good is at warp speed plays out just like the last 3 seasons of GOT.

  • @504Diva
    @504Diva 2 года назад +328

    For a few moments I am transported to another place and time. Very grateful for the excellent writing/acting.

    • @shyguy9102
      @shyguy9102 2 года назад +5

      The interesting thing is that that place is not earth if you think about it, it might look like it but it's not our earth.

    • @marcusanark2541
      @marcusanark2541 2 года назад

      I had the same feeling.

    • @horrorfanandy4647
      @horrorfanandy4647 3 месяца назад

      @@shyguy9102Well it’s sort of like Middle Earth isn’t it? A fictional what-if take on some ancient past of our planet, where the layout of the continents was so very different.

  • @kiamaria331
    @kiamaria331 8 лет назад +405

    Bronn and Tyrion. Secretly married.

    • @tau566
      @tau566 7 лет назад +9

      Kia Maria shut up

    • @kiamaria331
      @kiamaria331 7 лет назад +54

      K D
      Bite me.

    • @shakazulu2378
      @shakazulu2378 6 лет назад +8

      can i 😘

    • @derekquigley5816
      @derekquigley5816 28 дней назад

      Bronn himself stated he would have married Tyrion if he wanted wits.

  • @LiezAllLiez
    @LiezAllLiez 2 года назад +1728

    Bronn -"We could throw books at his men!"
    Varys -"We dont have that many books"
    Bronn -"We dont have that many men, either"
    This made me giggle.

    • @alilahmamssi78
      @alilahmamssi78 2 года назад +34

      if i was varys i would have responded in a more sarcastic way like : "better ! we could throw men at their books" but then again, i would have not lived long in this universe for sure.

    • @angelofiron4366
      @angelofiron4366 Год назад +11

      I couldn't stop laughing 😂🤣

    • @asherpikesgoldenmoralcinem5770
      @asherpikesgoldenmoralcinem5770 Год назад

      @@alilahmamssi78 yeah you woudve been killed on the spot for that one for sure

  • @valis-zj8bc
    @valis-zj8bc 5 лет назад +85

    "I like to keep me hands clean." Ironic coming from a sell sword.

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 2 года назад +14

      Actually, keeping your hands clean is standard army training: ruclips.net/video/k4eMhddTPg4/видео.html
      Yes, now I get that although the video I linked you was from modern military standards, Bron has been shown time and time again to be much more knowledgeable than your average cutthroat. He could have known the value of good hygiene.

    • @mattzx003
      @mattzx003 2 года назад +15

      @@SergeantExtreme
      I'll do your job for you.
      He meant Bronn's hands are not clean in the figurative sense because of the nature of his work.

    • @Pastrybfs
      @Pastrybfs 2 года назад +2

      @@SergeantExtreme username checks out

  • @theot.2869
    @theot.2869 7 лет назад +536

    A shame Archmaester Ch'Vyalthan wasn't a better author.

  • @Lievcocijo
    @Lievcocijo 6 лет назад +1240

    love the unspoken dialogues going on in these scenes
    "we could throw books at them" --> you lords dont seem to have much of a clue about fighting
    "we dont have that many books" --> i might be a desktop noble but im not stupid
    "we dont have that many men either" ---> either way we are screwed

    • @QueueWithACapitalQ
      @QueueWithACapitalQ 2 года назад +32

      i just thought he was being sarcastic when he said they didnt have enough books

    • @topsy915
      @topsy915 2 года назад +14

      @@QueueWithACapitalQ he was

    • @strangerrrrrrr
      @strangerrrrrrr 2 года назад +2

      ?

    • @shadowgame0630
      @shadowgame0630 2 года назад +3

      @@QueueWithACapitalQ what do you think sarcasm is

    • @hydewhyte4364
      @hydewhyte4364 2 года назад +11

      During a siege there isn't much that you won't throw at the enemy. 'cept food. Cobble stone streets get pulled up for ammo.

  • @pierrealex3680
    @pierrealex3680 Год назад +80

    I love the face Varys makes when he learns something he doesn't already know, like at 2:03

    • @Ground_98
      @Ground_98 Год назад +10

      I think Varys primarily wanted to find out why the birds stopped singing.

  • @PandemicalShade
    @PandemicalShade 2 года назад +119

    Plot twist: None of them know how to actually pronounce the maester‘s name.

    • @hydewhyte4364
      @hydewhyte4364 2 года назад +25

      It's actually a great joke by the author to address how many people when reading books deal with unpronounceable names.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 года назад +7

      @@hydewhyte4364 or that certain name have multiple different yet accurate spellings and pronunciations. For example Hercules is Heracles but also valid are Heracle, Hercle and some other names that don't start with H.

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 2 месяца назад

      @@toomanyaccounts so I just looked it up
      Hercules is the roman spelling
      Heracles is the greek spelling
      moral of the story: romans are pantheon-stealing cunts

    • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
      @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 2 месяца назад

      ​@@toomanyaccounts That would be relevant if there was an equivalent Greece and Rome in Westeros.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 месяца назад

      its relevant in multiple societies due to how languages can change drastically in a hundred years. medieval Japanese is incomprehensible to modern Japanese@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD

  • @WiggleJimmy
    @WiggleJimmy Год назад +30

    1:52 This line is even funnier if you read the books because it says that Varys actually started out as a common thief in Essos before making his way to the Red Keep.

  • @almishti
    @almishti 11 месяцев назад +14

    The rivalry over how to pronounce Shovelthin was pure gold.

    • @TJ-fe7rr
      @TJ-fe7rr 10 месяцев назад +2

      Archmaester ChV'yalthan.

  • @alanli2404
    @alanli2404 2 года назад +18

    2:06 Varys be like "glad this guy wasn't in charge when I was a kid"

  • @skipringelli2423
    @skipringelli2423 Год назад +17

    I love how Bronn refers to the Goldcloaks as "the boys" and "the lads" lmfao

  • @shutupntakemymoni
    @shutupntakemymoni 2 года назад +72

    Boss: "You have to wear formal wear to work"
    Me: "We had a contract, but wearing formal wasn't part of it"

  • @MrCharlieSeo
    @MrCharlieSeo 2 года назад +393

    Realistically, digging trenches, bringing seawater for boiling water and releasing all non combatants out of the city as much as possible should be priority. Less supply demands + delaying the siege means buying time for Tywin's relief force.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 года назад

      the problem was the roads were blocked by the Tyrells who at that moment were allied with Renly then Stannis. hence why supplies were low. refugees were poring into the city since the countryside was ablaze. the seawater was polluted with sewage. As Olenna noted you could smell the shit from ten miles away

    • @Bornst3ll3r
      @Bornst3ll3r 2 года назад +24

      And where do those non combatants go?

    • @23Revan84
      @23Revan84 2 года назад +59

      @@Bornst3ll3r doesn’t matter you need to save the food.

    • @Bornst3ll3r
      @Bornst3ll3r 2 года назад +1

      @@23Revan84 idiot you think they won’t fucking riot when they realise their king is sending them out into wastes to starve

    • @adamtownshend3719
      @adamtownshend3719 2 года назад

      Yeah good luck trying to convince a city of a million people to give up the safety of a walled city during a siege. They'd probably rebel and kill you themselves.

  • @_somerandomguyontheinternet_
    @_somerandomguyontheinternet_ Год назад +26

    Bronn: “Me and the lads rounded up all the known thieves.”
    Tyrion: “For questioning?”
    Bronn: “Ah, no.”
    Varys: (well shit, I just lost a few little birds…)

  • @escapetherace1943
    @escapetherace1943 2 года назад +27

    We could throw thieves at them!
    Bronn: "We don't have many thieves, either."

  • @gwpeoples
    @gwpeoples 2 года назад +89

    Bronn cuts to the point of anything so well that's why I love him.

  • @uzairahmed4197
    @uzairahmed4197 6 лет назад +137

    Everytime i hear Varys response i burst out laughing its so funny 😂

  • @edinscot56789
    @edinscot56789 4 года назад +140

    Bronn brings the sort of wisdom the books leave out

  • @bobbyzangla9499
    @bobbyzangla9499 5 лет назад +44

    2:10 Varys.exe. Has stopped working

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 Год назад +127

    Bronn always maintained this presence as a clever man who always has the simplest, practical answers to every problem. The final seasons could have certianly held my attention longer if some turn of events broke even his cool.

    • @logion567
      @logion567 Год назад +7

      I dunno I think his rant to Jamie after Drogon burned the supply train was rather pointed

    • @azursmile
      @azursmile 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@logion567personally think he should have been eaten by Drogon in that episode when he was trying to shoot the Scorpion again. Would have been an old school death shocker.

  • @someguitardude8462
    @someguitardude8462 Год назад +39

    "Me and the lads rounded up all the known thieves"
    Bronn understood the point of the gold cloaks with scary precision. I mean, Daemon's original gold cloaks' first act was... Exactly that...

    • @muhammadeisa1459
      @muhammadeisa1459 Год назад +4

      He could have kept some alive for interrogation in case he needed them later.

    • @markushaahr9194
      @markushaahr9194 Год назад

      I know, ironic.

    • @aswinastro
      @aswinastro Год назад

      Wait, so by rounded up, you mean he killed them all? I thought he merely arrested them. Also, the original goldcloaks as shown in House of the Dragon were, how do I put it shortly, BRUTAL. A hand cut off for robbing, another limb for treachery and your "nether parts" cut off for rape. I don;t think Bronn's goldcloaks would even do something close. You can rule by fear, but without respect and credibility, the minute the townsfolk find an alternative, they will rebel and throw you out with full force, severing all the goldcloaks limbs in the process and granting them ghastly deaths.

    • @juliandacosta6841
      @juliandacosta6841 Год назад

      @@muhammadeisa1459 or just interrogate them before killing them

    • @georgeofhamilton
      @georgeofhamilton Год назад

      Holy crap, Daemon and his Gold Cloaks were cold as frick.

  • @nwojunkie
    @nwojunkie 6 лет назад +224

    Bronn: Me and the lads rounded up all the known thieves.
    Tyrion: For Questioning?
    Bronn: No, hanging.

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka 6 лет назад +3

      They're probably in a soup by now

    • @codibick
      @codibick 6 лет назад +8

      Bronn is such a jewel

    • @theuglykwan
      @theuglykwan 4 года назад +3

      @@codibick I'd use him in a state of emergency.

  • @Ground_98
    @Ground_98 Месяц назад +4

    2:10 You can hear Varys saying inside: My birds!

    • @attiepollard7847
      @attiepollard7847 Месяц назад

      He would not kill little kids

    • @Ground_98
      @Ground_98 Месяц назад

      @@attiepollard7847 It's not just child spies working for Varys. See Jorah

    • @Morfe02
      @Morfe02 24 дня назад

      ​@@attiepollard7847 Varys was a Thief even if he dont use thieves, he thinks about himself getting kill in the Young LMAOOOO
      also maybe he knows about some thieves he was in Kings Landing in the Aerys 2 reign, all Robert and now
      Is like 30 years maybe ?

  • @XSacredX27
    @XSacredX27 11 месяцев назад +7

    I never noticed Varys' expressions during the conversation, especially when Bron alludes to killing the thieves (2:00). Love it

  • @VenomusScorpion
    @VenomusScorpion Год назад +25

    The face Tyrion makes when he hears how the name is really pronounced is funny as hell

  • @knutclau705
    @knutclau705 3 месяца назад +3

    I love the way Bronn sounds like Blackadders Baldrick... (same view of life, I presume...) 😅

  • @jasonvazquez8652
    @jasonvazquez8652 Год назад +29

    You can tell that by the way Bronn describes it, he's no doubt lived through seige before in the past. My theory is that he was a kid during the war of the Ninepenny kings, and that he was lived in a city that was under seige and witnessed everything that he's describing happened with his own eyes.

  • @Valerio_the_wandering_sprite
    @Valerio_the_wandering_sprite 2 года назад +17

    2:56 That exchange between Tyrion and Bronn is priceless.

  • @justaguy0405
    @justaguy0405 2 месяца назад +4

    I defy you to find 4 minutes of dialogue anywhere with more storytelling, character development, and motivation. Brilliant.

  • @suffhunter23
    @suffhunter23 Год назад +10

    1:28 this doesn't even look like acting, feels like a legit reaction and I love it

  • @captainedward8425
    @captainedward8425 Год назад +6

    1:33 How Bronn answers it wrong with such confidence🤣🤣

  • @maxwella.gamingps4631
    @maxwella.gamingps4631 Год назад +74

    You know, despite Geoffrey and Cersei being thsee, this was peak King Landing politics. Both Varys and Little Finger on "the same page", Tyrion as hand, Bronn as the gold cloacks commander and The Hound as the personal bosyguard. That was Kings Lansing at the peak of strength in a post Robert Baratheon world. Imagine if it was Tommen who was crowned instead of Geoffrey. A fairer king, treating Sansa fair, having not executed Ned, and treating Tyrion with love and respect, etc. Kings Landing would have been impossible to succesfully invade. And that is without Selmy and Jamie.

  • @TheJooberjones
    @TheJooberjones 5 лет назад +37

    1:00 is hilarious 😂
    “What?”
    “What?”
    “What?

    • @asepheleleshabalala1352
      @asepheleleshabalala1352 2 года назад +4

      The essential difference between 1-4/5-8
      Even stupid dialogue was funny, meaningful.

    • @el34glo59
      @el34glo59 2 года назад

      @@asepheleleshabalala1352 5 and especially 6 were still good. Dont lump them in with the trash that was 7-8

    • @TheJooberjones
      @TheJooberjones 2 года назад

      Yea 6 feels like where it starts to really lose it.. recycled plot and lazy rushed dialogue. The whole thing is gradual decline after 1-2 really which are masterpieces, then just devolves into steaming poo by 7-8.

    • @Prairiedoggo
      @Prairiedoggo Год назад

      @@el34glo59 the dialouge in ss 5 was worse than the previous ones if u noticed

  • @Balanar6236
    @Balanar6236 2 года назад +41

    I love how Bronn always kept wearing this obviously too long vest, like some beggar, but still one of best swordsmen there existed.

    • @alexthorsman3186
      @alexthorsman3186 2 года назад +24

      Not one of the best swordsmen. One of the best fighters. He didn't rely upon his sword. He fought dirty, and used whatever weapon gave him the best advantage. Sword, knife, crossbow...

  • @ryanhampson673
    @ryanhampson673 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Me and all the lads rounded up all the known thieves."
    "For questioning?"
    "Ah no..." LOL

  • @kushagraagrawal7292
    @kushagraagrawal7292 5 месяцев назад +2

    Lol varys’ face when bronn says “uhhh no”. Makes sense considering he used to be a thief in his younger days to survive

  • @dominykaszakrys3373
    @dominykaszakrys3373 4 года назад +71

    THe way Tyrion says "pig shit" with intention of humor while still looking as if he says it seriously cracks me up every time...

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 2 года назад +25

      That's because "pig shit" was their nickname for Wildfire. When Tyrion says "pig shit" he was referencing Wildfire to Bron. That's why he says it seriously.

  • @rufuspipemos
    @rufuspipemos Год назад +8

    The look on Vary's face at 2:10.😆

  • @CDNslicker09
    @CDNslicker09 6 месяцев назад +2

    The conversation about the thieves is so funny to me. Just how Tyrion reacts to Bronn's "uh, no..."

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 2 месяца назад +1

    ''For questioning?''
    The way he asks that hahaha

  • @saptarshidas8100
    @saptarshidas8100 2 года назад +46

    3:02 George RR Martin knows GOT. He knows which storyline is the strongest, he knows which Season is the weakest. Season 8. Could destroy the fanbase in minutes and it's only 6 episodes long

  • @noncrediblecase341
    @noncrediblecase341 10 месяцев назад +14

    "Tactics win battles, logistics win wars."
    Bronn understood that in a siege, basic supplies like food and water are far more important than strategies cooked up in battles from centuries ago.

  • @ethangallup565
    @ethangallup565 9 месяцев назад +2

    The "what" "what" to me is such good acting, like genuine response whens someone annoys you lmao

  • @MikeDindu
    @MikeDindu 8 месяцев назад +2

    I think we all deep down want to be like Bronn; getting that bird's eye view and just seeing the world for what it is, no romanticism.

  • @Vanillastump
    @Vanillastump 2 года назад +8

    At the end
    Tyrion: "Pig shit."
    Varys: "..is that a reference? I just got here, what are you talking about?"

  • @theunknown21329
    @theunknown21329 Месяц назад +3

    I like how Varys says 3:29 "We don't have that many books" as if that's a valid strategy

  • @BoundInChains
    @BoundInChains 2 месяца назад +1

    Bronn's finger tapping is pure asmr in my ears. 😂

  • @Oooyessbro
    @Oooyessbro Месяц назад +2

    Deamon would be proud

  • @randomlyentertaining8287
    @randomlyentertaining8287 11 месяцев назад +3

    I like how Tyrion is completely stumped until Varys walked in. It was like Varys had a "+100 to instant ideas".

  • @BlackfyreHD
    @BlackfyreHD 2 года назад +19

    “Ah, the great sieges of Westeros, thrilling subject. Shame D&D weren’t better writers”

  • @philc5499
    @philc5499 Год назад +3

    Love how after Bronns rise in authority during this conversation, he goes back to cleaning his nails.

  • @steadyjumper3547
    @steadyjumper3547 2 года назад +34

    I’ve rewatched this scene more times than I’ve watched all of season 8

    • @derekquigley5816
      @derekquigley5816 Год назад +1

      Well yeah, I mean, this was back when the show was great.

  • @ShivamKumar-dt8ll
    @ShivamKumar-dt8ll 2 года назад +12

    Ohh god after rewatching the whole series 7 times it was today i realized tyrion was referring to the wild fire pots when he said pigshit

  • @veritaspk
    @veritaspk Год назад +9

    Tyrion's tone of voice when he says "For questioning?" always makes me laugh

  • @TheMisterGuy
    @TheMisterGuy 5 месяцев назад +4

    How would Bronn's brilliant insights not be in any of those books? The whole concept of a siege is that it's a starvation fight. You surround the city so they can't get supplies, then you keep your own supply lines running until they run out of reserves.

  • @madelinegarber7860
    @madelinegarber7860 9 месяцев назад +1

    When Brawn was low key the smartest and most practical person in that room bringing all the others back down to earth.

  • @itilosi9929
    @itilosi9929 6 лет назад +13

    for questioning?
    uh no
    lololololol lmao

  • @benjackson5411
    @benjackson5411 3 года назад +65

    I really wish they published real copies of in-universe books like the one Tyrion read in the real world.

    • @TheKpa11
      @TheKpa11 2 года назад +6

      Though being truly authentic you’d have a hard time reading any of them. Damaged pages, dirt or grime covering up text. T’would be exciting seeing the videos of people translating it though……early on till it became copy and pasted by others

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 2 года назад +28

      @@TheKpa11 Real medieval books weren't like that. In fact, people who did own books treated them better than their own children. Books being "dirty" is just another Hollywood glamorization.

    • @kyekimler
      @kyekimler 2 года назад +12

      George RR Martin has released "Fire and Blood" and "The World Of Ice and Fire" which are written from the perspective of in-world authors trying to document history, they're both incredible reads I very much recommend picking them up if you haven't already. Fire and Blood is an awesome biographical work following the lives of Targaryen kings from Aegon's Conquest to Aegon III's ascension/end of his regency, whereas TWOIAF is more encyclopaedic in nature and covers literally the entire known history of the world, or rather the fragmentary myths that make up said history.

    • @benjackson5411
      @benjackson5411 2 года назад +1

      @@TheKpa11 I was more referring to the books are about than the actual texture of the books.

    • @PR--un4ub
      @PR--un4ub 2 года назад +2

      @@SergeantExtreme How is representing medieval books as dirty in any way, shape or form "glamorous"? Also, yes, books _would_ be overall dirtier in an age where cleanliness was difficult to maintain compared to nowadays.

  • @ChammiKim
    @ChammiKim 7 месяцев назад +1

    Conleth Hill's facial expressions in the background were one of my favorite parts of the show. 😭

  • @arnolde.293
    @arnolde.293 5 месяцев назад +1

    The changes on Varys's face's expression while Bran is talking are just fantastic... womderful actor's play here!

  • @Bumling
    @Bumling Год назад +6

    With all his intellect, he would rarely never get one over on Bronn. So entertaining, this duo.

  • @jaymalgola3709
    @jaymalgola3709 5 лет назад +10

    Tyrion Reading the book cover is the best part

  • @elisaa9981
    @elisaa9981 5 месяцев назад +2

    It's hard to choose a favorite character in this show, but Varys is definitely one of them. He has worked himself up from the streets to where he is now. He's still able to feel empathy and his overall lfe goal is to contribute to a better world. And he's very subtly funny.

  • @digitalradiohacker
    @digitalradiohacker Год назад +1

    A man has been up since 0600, so watching these clips till 0030 isn't helping him get up in the morning.
    A man is calling it a night.

  • @tacoma9516
    @tacoma9516 2 года назад +5

    What..?
    What?
    Why you staring at me?
    Lol that part had me 💀

  • @lesgalloiseries
    @lesgalloiseries 11 месяцев назад +3

    This Bronn guy know his stuff. I bet he'll end up as Master of War or in some position where his talents will shine.

    • @robertbusek30
      @robertbusek30 10 месяцев назад +1

      I have some bad news… 😊

    • @lesgalloiseries
      @lesgalloiseries 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@robertbusek30... he dies, doesn't he?

    • @robertbusek30
      @robertbusek30 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@lesgalloiseries no, he survives…

  • @Alpha1918
    @Alpha1918 5 месяцев назад +1

    This scene reminds me of high schoolers cramming the night before a test. “Planning the defense of the city, Stannis will be here any day now”

  • @Dr.Armageddon
    @Dr.Armageddon 9 месяцев назад +4

    Varys wanted to talk about this in front of Tyrion and Bronn, no back talk, no secrecy, no "whisper", he was starting to trust both of them but he was still doing this little tests so he can see the nature of the actions of them

  • @9287aaron
    @9287aaron 2 года назад +4

    I love the small hand gesture Tyrion makes to Bronn when they didn't learn the pronunciation of the author's name

  • @Sim-Sim20
    @Sim-Sim20 Год назад +1

    These guys don't let you blink

  • @lacolem1
    @lacolem1 Год назад +2

    Love those small moments when Bronn reveals himself to be smarter than you expect, even if he screwed up the pronunciation

  • @DimitrisKalandranisArt
    @DimitrisKalandranisArt Год назад +4

    Brilliant acting...pure gold

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 2 года назад +16

    *puts on nerd glasses*
    Actually, a gate that close to water was a nightmare in the era before gunships. Being so close to the water, there was not enough room to assemble an army capable of assaulting a gate and holding it and siege weapons had to be constructed during a constant rain of deadly fire on a thin strip of land. Davos Seaworth notes that "Those walls have never been breached" for good reason.
    Taking a fortress or city on the water was nearly impossible before ships could unload a broadside of cannon at the walls. Constantinople fell to an assault from the sea after defeating over a dozen sieges in its time by the Crusaders, but their army was huge and very well-equipped, including with knights charging straight off ships onto the beaches D-Day stye. And the city was beset with internal struggles that hampered the defense.
    And of course the Byzantines had Greek fire, which is King's Landing's version of wildfire.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 года назад +1

      the gate is known properly as the River Gate. this gate and one other were kept open wheras the other six were sealed

    • @sarwatarannya8786
      @sarwatarannya8786 Год назад

      Since when did Constantinople fall to knights? The ottomans took it

    • @duragonnogarud8143
      @duragonnogarud8143 Год назад +4

      @@sarwatarannya8786 1204, the fourth crusade

    • @WhenDoesTheVideoActuallyStart
      @WhenDoesTheVideoActuallyStart Год назад

      Ah yes, because no one in known history ever thought of putting a catapult on a ship 🤪

  • @GOmegaPHD
    @GOmegaPHD Год назад +2

    the way Bron looks at Tyrion when Varys says the name of the maester who wrote the book makes me laugh so hard, hes like TOLD YA

  • @razadaza9651
    @razadaza9651 4 месяца назад +1

    The best pair of friends in series, loved their banter in the books

  • @dianapopa2579
    @dianapopa2579 Год назад +3

    Brilliant acting, all three off them, in all their scenes, their characters are masterpiece. But here they are very funny, too. :D Absolute joy to watch them. Tyrion is my favourite.

  • @Kriegerdammerung
    @Kriegerdammerung 5 лет назад +15

    Ch'Vyalthan was hot shit!! one of the finest tacticians!! I tell you!!