S5-S6 Bronn was so much different from S7-S8 Bronn - quotes like that mixed with him clearly wanting to distance himself from the Lannister’s. S7-S8 Bronn his dialogue crumbles to dick jokes and swearing a lot.
Thats one great quote for me, I told my shrink a few days ago something like that. "Nowadays I feel like im becoming boring. Actively Choosing to stay home and do boring stuff, boring is so underrated, and I love it". The shrink response was. "thats not boring, thats you appreciating peace and quiet after being living among chaos and drama, it's not the same"
@@Fenrir_94 Fans are fickle; you never know what or who can resonate with the fans; Bron was awesome as prob the only "commoner" who could tell the Lannisters and ANYONE else exactly what was on his mind; no filter.... and get away with it-and sometimes get paid for it
He has a great send off in the books. He makes shit loads of money, gets knighted and a cute wife, and then nopes the fuck out of the wars and goes and lives in peace. epic
Why do people say "fook" with shows like this and Peaky Blinders or anything that's any English accent. They clearly don't pronounce it like that at all, they pronounce it how its spelt, fuck. Maybe Fack if its Cockney. If anything, fook is Irish.
Bronn: “I’m not gonna be around when those things start spitting fire down on King’s Landing.” Also Bronn: was around when a dragon started spitting fire down on King’s Landing.
Not gonna lie, that edit from "fooking bastard" being wiped away by Jaime walking through the frame to "I'd kill ye if you weren't paying me" being left behind was a good edit :)
@@JohnnyFlash- Well, two real historical examples prove otherwise and present interesting alternatives: 1. Gotz the "Iron Hand" A german mercenary knight who had lost his right arm and had a special hand made out of iron that had fingers which he could fine-tune and adjust to grab objects from a quill to his sword. He used it for the entire 15 years of military career until he retired and died of old age. 2. Galvarino of the Arauco War in Chile Both his hands were chopped off as a punishment and so he rebelled against the spanish and fought with two spikes/knives attached to the stubs of his hand. Though his people lost the war, he was still able to fight well even with his makeshift 'sword hands'
@@justarandomcommenter570 So.... a hand like the one from Gottfried „Götz“ von Berlichingen zu Hornberg would be the better option of the two? It would be a better option then a hand made out of gold for sure.
It still aggravates the shit out of me that instead of that stupid gold hand that he didn’t have the blacksmiths make him a blade that attaches to his right arm. He’d be a lot better off that way
I love Bronn as a character. His "I'll do anything for money" is his mask, it keeps him low key and less of a target for enemies and still trusted by his allies because both parties think his loyalty or choices are best bought with gold. His enemies will never see him as a priority in a bigger game and anytime his allies doubt his loyalty all he has to do is request to be paid an amount they can afford. He'll never seem like a softy and the beautiful place of it all is that under the Lannisters he gets to do good deeds all day without an actual transaction if he wanted because a Lannister supposedly always pays his debts.
“You learned to fight like a pretty little boy.” Season 1 Jamie: *pulls a knife out and puts it through a guy’s head* Like, he should have seen the bitch slap coming
It amazes me that they never just gave Bronn his castle. Enough lords died in the Riverlands, Crownlands and Stormlands for Bronn to be given one. Heck they could build him a keep in the Westerlands.
As much as its interesting to see D&D switch character from the book. (Example: tywin with roose and arya) It's kinda disappointed that Ilyn payne just left the chat for bronn to come in
It's interesting how this is narrated. Have you noticed that they are actually learning from each other in every interaction? For instance, when you commented, 'AhjHole', did Bronn continue to hit Jamie with his hand? No, it's a civil exchange between men, with an emphasis on cognitive thinking. In simpler terms, he would have said it.
I understand that 1.5 or 2 handed swords are out of the question but couldn't jamie use an arming sword or something else 1 handed and have a shield made for the stump
I thought why doesn't his fake hand have a sword? Or get a sword on the end of the stump? It would look cool as be such a unique weapon with unique attacking angles he's still be really good after some practice
You should rename your channel to cut action. You always seem to cut the clips short negating the purpose of the video. Like how you cut the part where Jaime asks Bronn to follow him in Dorne where all the funny lines were. If you are bored to do it, don't do it at all.
"I've had an exciting life, I want my death to be boring"
An actually good quote
S5-S6 Bronn was so much different from S7-S8 Bronn - quotes like that mixed with him clearly wanting to distance himself from the Lannister’s. S7-S8 Bronn his dialogue crumbles to dick jokes and swearing a lot.
@@firstlast9846 seasons 5-6 fell far from season 1-4, seasons 7-8 somehow fell even further
that quote is 100 is true if you have an exciting life
Thats one great quote for me, I told my shrink a few days ago something like that. "Nowadays I feel like im becoming boring. Actively Choosing to stay home and do boring stuff, boring is so underrated, and I love it". The shrink response was. "thats not boring, thats you appreciating peace and quiet after being living among chaos and drama, it's not the same"
Bronn was the most relatable character in the show, no bs delusions of grandeur, just a guy trynna make some money and live his life
true hood hustler mentality
What's even funnier is that they didn't mean for him to be loved so much by the fans, but they just went with it after a while
@@Fenrir_94 Fans are fickle; you never know what or who can resonate with the fans; Bron was awesome as prob the only "commoner" who could tell the Lannisters and ANYONE else exactly what was on his mind; no filter.... and get away with it-and sometimes get paid for it
He has a great send off in the books. He makes shit loads of money, gets knighted and a cute wife, and then nopes the fuck out of the wars and goes and lives in peace. epic
@@slayerhuh404 GIGACHAD
Don't say it. Don't fookin say it...
cOcK jOkEs
Bron was the guy
Why do people say "fook" with shows like this and Peaky Blinders or anything that's any English accent. They clearly don't pronounce it like that at all, they pronounce it how its spelt, fuck. Maybe Fack if its Cockney. If anything, fook is Irish.
@@adambelfast1feck is Irish
@@onewhowins8325 Yes you're right, that's the one. In fact I dont know what where in Britain or even Ireland that actually pronounces it as fook.
“Dickon”
Gets me every time.
"Mwahahaha!"
I'd laugh to.
He’s an old man
And you’ve got one hand…my moneys on the old boy 😂😂😂
Always fear the elder in a business where people die young...
If they did a spin off for Bronn, I'm certain it would be amazing.
Agreed!!! A song of ice and fire, BAMF of Blackwater.
Bron, Jaime, Tyrion and Podrick fookin Payne spinoff.
Unless D&D wrote it
It would be like the Mandalorian except in the Game of Thrones universe lmfao, with Bron instead of Mando and Tyrion instead of Grogu😂
He's too old now.
-4:33: To be fair, "Not blonde enough?" wasn't referring only to Cersei 👀
Who else? I give up lol
@@NeeNee_B. Brienne The Beauty.
@@samiam1059 oh, nice catch! 👌🏿
Is that a woman ?
@@catonines Jaime said it when he first saw Brienne
“He’s an old man”. “And you have one hand, my moneys on the old boy”.
Best in the show 😂
Bronn is probably the most consistent character in the whole show.
Didn't drink the dumbdumb juice!
Jaime foooking lannister. 😂😂😂
Bronn is the romantic scoundrel and that's why he's such a favorite.
Bronn: “I’m not gonna be around when those things start spitting fire down on King’s Landing.”
Also Bronn: was around when a dragon started spitting fire down on King’s Landing.
He wasn't
Tf you mean? No he wasn't. Why did such an inaccurate comment get so many likes.
Not gonna lie, that edit from "fooking bastard" being wiped away by Jaime walking through the frame to "I'd kill ye if you weren't paying me" being left behind was a good edit :)
"I can't really dig with one hand"
Digging properly is 90% "jumping on the head" and 10% "Using my hands"
and you only need to use one of them to brace the weight of it
"I like to improvise."
"That explains the golden hand.."
😆🤣Classic bronn
Bronn was by far one of my top five most favorite characters.
"She's made her self at home" is a line that goes over most peoples headS
What is the double meaning?
@@NeeNee_B.Probably nothing.
Home is where the family is.
The Lannister family. She has found a love interest.
She has made herself at home.
@@angelmarinos3910wow congrats you quite literally explained the one meaning for this scenario that everyone got
@@teroxmc4827 would you put your balls up for ✂️ supporting the statement that everyone got it? + Someone literally asked in the comment 🙄
Dragons are where our partnership ends😂
“Fancy lad school” 😂
Dickon 😂😂😂
Bronn is my favorite character in the show
Mine too!!!😊
Inserting the unsaid words is golden 😂Do more😂
I never understood why he didn't just have a sword for a hand
Too rigid without a wrist.
@@JohnnyFlash- Well, two real historical examples prove otherwise and present interesting alternatives:
1. Gotz the "Iron Hand"
A german mercenary knight who had lost his right arm and had a special hand made out of iron that had fingers which he could fine-tune and adjust to grab objects from a quill to his sword. He used it for the entire 15 years of military career until he retired and died of old age.
2. Galvarino of the Arauco War in Chile
Both his hands were chopped off as a punishment and so he rebelled against the spanish and fought with two spikes/knives attached to the stubs of his hand. Though his people lost the war, he was still able to fight well even with his makeshift 'sword hands'
@@justarandomcommenter570 So.... a hand like the one from Gottfried „Götz“ von Berlichingen zu Hornberg would be the better option of the two?
It would be a better option then a hand made out of gold for sure.
@@JohnnyFlash- short sword, dagger etc
@@kainoctis7724or go guts route and attach a fookin hand cannon on it.
Bronn was one of my top 3 favorite characters and he was such a grounded person in the show. It was great.
He has such a good humour 😂😂😂😂 i like him
a lannister always p-
dont fookin say it
):
😂
I would watch a whole ass show about him
Jamie always made me laugh
Bronn had better guitars 🎸
The way the subtitles woo behind Jaime is great editing, well done
Not blond enough 😂
That last line hits hard.
No, no it doesn’t 😂😂😂😂
Geddit?
This should have been titled, " Bronn making Jaime his bitch for 6 minutes"
3:58 The little added quotes were cute but that :( sent me into a hacking couch from laughing. Thank you.
When bronn said "not blonde enough"(which pertains to cersei)..but i also realized.. Brianne is also blonde..
It still aggravates the shit out of me that instead of that stupid gold hand that he didn’t have the blacksmiths make him a blade that attaches to his right arm. He’d be a lot better off that way
Something like this: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_hand_(prosthesis) would’ve been best.
Dude was so handsome that he enticed his sister
which sister?
@@darkvalue505…Cersei?
I fucken love Bronn and Poddrick Tyrion brought us some amazing characters 😂😭
I love Bronn as a character. His "I'll do anything for money" is his mask, it keeps him low key and less of a target for enemies and still trusted by his allies because both parties think his loyalty or choices are best bought with gold. His enemies will never see him as a priority in a bigger game and anytime his allies doubt his loyalty all he has to do is request to be paid an amount they can afford. He'll never seem like a softy and the beautiful place of it all is that under the Lannisters he gets to do good deeds all day without an actual transaction if he wanted because a Lannister supposedly always pays his debts.
These 2 carried 5 6 and 7
These two are grwat together. 😂
“You learned to fight like a pretty little boy.”
Season 1 Jamie: *pulls a knife out and puts it through a guy’s head*
Like, he should have seen the bitch slap coming
Never forget young Jory
Dickon 😂😂
I like this better than the book. Brawn training Jaimie. I prefer Brawn and Tirion, but these two are good too.
Bronn.
how did you manage to spell every single name wrong?
@@daveauburn1561 lmfao
"I'm not going to be around when those things start spitting fire on King's landing," that was foreshadowing at its finest
Jaime-If I still had my right hand😠
Bronn-You plan on growin it back? 😏
lol I loved bronns quick witted humor
Not without a ck ya dont lol absolute gold
5:14 😂😂😂😂
Never understood why he didn’t go full Mr Han and have a custom weapon made for his handless arm
Learnt it when 5 was 2 really..😂
Dickon .. the perfect laugh
Man this is 🔥🔥🔥 5:53 😂
Bron is not only funny, he make everyone else funnier
Bronn is the jack of the pack…superb character..
I love this duo😅
I was on the floor laughing when I saw the very last joke for the first time
Best characters in the show
Didnt they teach you that in fancy lad school? - pure gold xDD
Bronn’s story might be the best in the series
I would watch an entire spin off of just bronn
4:51 the commentary
I like how the uploader put two Is in Jaime just to be sure he/she covers his bases
Never understood why he didn't have a shield or sword hand made.
I think he is long sword guy and the sword hand....they probally never thought of it xD
Dornish: We ToOk aLl Of ThEiR wEaPoNs
Bronn with his kukri😆
In the arms of the woman I love, my childrens mother, my children's aunt and my sister. 😂
“Not Blond Enough” 😆
It amazes me that they never just gave Bronn his castle. Enough lords died in the Riverlands, Crownlands and Stormlands for Bronn to be given one. Heck they could build him a keep in the Westerlands.
"You learned to fight like a good little boy"
I mean he did pull a knife on Ned Stark's man
Bronn was quite literally street smart
Bronn is the only comedy i see in the video
Cool now we need the Cersei and Bronn being a comedic duo episode…
Oh wait…
why a reupload
44k views and only 23 comments???
I think we like bronn cuz he gives jack sparrow vibes right 😭😭I love bronn
It's a shame they killed Blackfish so early on in the show when he's still alive in the books. It's a bigger shame we didn't get to see him fight...
God I miss Bronn.😂
unsullied army stopped the dead thou
And all he wanted was to meet Rafa Beniteeeeeezzzz
Dragons is our partnership end. Yeah your fooked
0:17
1:35 I bet it would be hilarious if he had another detachable hand with only one finger out
As much as its interesting to see D&D switch character from the book. (Example: tywin with roose and arya) It's kinda disappointed that Ilyn payne just left the chat for bronn to come in
Yeah though I heard the actor who played Payne died of cancer before that
@@mrcliff3709 Yea I know. Still they could give us a throw away line that he was killed in battle or just change a new actor
@lannisterknight agreed
Their trip to Dorne felt so off key it was jarring
Jamie should’ve had an assassins creed style blade then he probably still could’ve used his sword skills
Italy circa 1943: You’re fucked
Nazi Germany: Don’t you mean we’re fucked
Italy: No I do not
Hahah...nice one!
"A student of history are you?"
but it was japan who got roasted not germany
Italy: Pissed off Russians is where our partnership ends
Oh do Bronn and Tyrion PLEASE????
It's interesting how this is narrated. Have you noticed that they are actually learning from each other in every interaction? For instance, when you commented, 'AhjHole', did Bronn continue to hit Jamie with his hand? No, it's a civil exchange between men, with an emphasis on cognitive thinking. In simpler terms, he would have said it.
To boil it down... Male Bonding...
Who is that? R: Jamie foocking Lannister the best line on season 5
"Not blonde enough?"
So the lanisters can design a horse sadle for cripples but not a half functioning arm for a cripple?
I guess laygood doesn’t lay good
4:52
still always preferred bronn with tyrion
Did they have the same relationship in the book?
I understand that 1.5 or 2 handed swords are out of the question but couldn't jamie use an arming sword or something else 1 handed and have a shield made for the stump
I thought why doesn't his fake hand have a sword? Or get a sword on the end of the stump? It would look cool as be such a unique weapon with unique attacking angles he's still be really good after some practice
Can Bronn make his own house? such as Bronn Blackwater same as Daemon Blackfyre who create his own house.
That's right.
Landed knights get their own Houses. The Hounds grandfather was a kennel master for the Lannisters and was then knighted.
Why the fuck didnt Jamie have a strap on sword, instead of a useless hand, Im thinking Airk in willow, the Pata sword
4:17 arya stark??
You should rename your channel to cut action. You always seem to cut the clips short negating the purpose of the video. Like how you cut the part where Jaime asks Bronn to follow him in Dorne where all the funny lines were. If you are bored to do it, don't do it at all.
4:18 Is that Arya?
no
yes
I know this really good optician......
@@RahimRahmat That’s the face Arya wore when she killed Walder Frey
@@adityagaur1666 Okie dude, right girl, wrong season. Yet, you are right - Arya later took over this girl's face to assassinate Walder Frey.
While the acting was great the writing really went down hill after season 4. It went from intelligent dialogue to lots of cock jokes. Thank you D&D.