all the times jaime lannister was personally attacked

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  • @despoina7547
    @despoina7547 5 лет назад +16598

    The sequel: every time someone tells sansa their life story without her asking

    • @mckennalauren
      @mckennalauren 3 года назад +1084

      she truly had to just sit there and take it, props to her i would have shoved them out of the way when i got even remotely bored.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 года назад +203

      @@mckennalauren
      Oh come on now, there's plenty to learn from people's whole life stories 😅

    • @dabears7687
      @dabears7687 3 года назад +97

      It would be mostly balish and noone wants that

    • @thomy1955
      @thomy1955 3 года назад +193

      @@thalmoragent9344 actually that's what Tyrion always did. He listened to people and the things they desire, so he could use it for his own advantage. Maybe Sansa should have listened better, so she could have knwon, what the people around her desire the most.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 года назад +63

      @@thomy1955
      True, Littlefinger and Tyrion, etc learned to listen and make those connections, and they were, well for the most part anyways, pretty intelligent people.

  • @abduljah9355
    @abduljah9355 3 года назад +16403

    I love how Jaime always tries to start arguments and never knows what to do when people fire back.

    • @greencyy
      @greencyy  3 года назад +2107

      He’s literally like “HELPP I DIDNT KNOW ID GET THIS FAR”

    • @nezarecdiscipleofthewitnes3823
      @nezarecdiscipleofthewitnes3823 3 года назад +754

      Lol he's an angry redditor

    • @giuliacarolinacaltagirone606
      @giuliacarolinacaltagirone606 3 года назад +91

      It’s funny because it’s true

    • @napolien1310
      @napolien1310 3 года назад +325

      Exactly he thinks he can portray the character of bad boy who doesn't care about other people and smart but sadly he doesn't have his brother's way with words

    • @rasheemthebestfirstone3274
      @rasheemthebestfirstone3274 3 года назад +70

      @@napolien1310 he does the writers just f’ed him

  • @bridgetbrennan6615
    @bridgetbrennan6615 3 года назад +8908

    “There are always lessons in failures.”
    “Yes. You must be very wise by now.”
    *Absolutely obliterated*

    • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
      @MaxwellAerialPhotography 2 года назад +278

      The queen of thorns had to get one last jab in.

    • @branislavanenadovic3171
      @branislavanenadovic3171 2 года назад +9

      Srvs him rajt for kiling d 1 lad hu lukd ap tu him despajt d fakt hi vas d kingslejer.

    • @hafeeez87
      @hafeeez87 2 года назад +63

      It gets funnier because Robb, who was just regarded as a kid at the time had outsmarted a knight of The Kingsguard

    • @SavageDragon999
      @SavageDragon999 2 года назад +23

      "At least I am wise. And you're still a failure." Easy come back tbh.

    • @siran424
      @siran424 2 года назад +66

      @@SavageDragon999 Nope.

  • @Ninjapenguinmassacre
    @Ninjapenguinmassacre 3 года назад +4178

    Forgot “3 victories doesn’t make you a conqueror” “it’s better than 3 defeats”

    • @branislavanenadovic3171
      @branislavanenadovic3171 2 года назад +8

      Dat vaz akšuali ment for Tajvin sinc Džejmi haznt bin komanding sinc hi got džejld.

    • @blackhand8299
      @blackhand8299 2 года назад +18

      @@branislavanenadovic3171 still Jaime was captured in one of those defeats

    • @marty2090
      @marty2090 Год назад +7

      ​@@blackhand8299 The comparison is between him and Tywin. Napoleon won the majority of his battles but lost the war. Thats Jaime's point.

    • @realdaggerman105
      @realdaggerman105 Год назад +20

      @@marty2090
      To be fair, Napoleon won a lot of wars before he lost that one. It took seven European coalitions before he finally had to call it quits!

    • @luisduarte7917
      @luisduarte7917 Год назад

      ​@@realdaggerman105my guy napoleon lost 3x he invade Portugal,it was bases on that 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kevin-yt8oz
    @Kevin-yt8oz 3 года назад +4870

    "If the boy does wake, Id be very interested in what he has to say."
    Tyrion was the first to know and knew years before anyone else.

    • @emmadamae
      @emmadamae 3 года назад +350

      he has that sibling instinct

    • @aryastark111
      @aryastark111 3 года назад +397

      Tyrion knew about the incest... but only suspected his siblings involvement in bran"s accident.

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 3 года назад +129

      The writers wasted so many opportunities to follow up old threads in the second half of this show. They just killed off everyone good and dumbed down everyone left.

    • @godreap3820
      @godreap3820 3 года назад +4

      @@geordiejones5618 oh get over it it happens

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 3 года назад +41

      No he didn’t. He only found out about that when he arrived at King’s Landing. When Catlyn Stark took him prisoner that was when he first heard of the fact someone tried to silence Bran for something he might have seen. He later suspected Little Finger because it was a dagger he lost that ended up in the hands of an assassin. But he knew if Jamie wanted him dead he would have done it himself, but none of them had the stomach to kill a child in their bed.

  • @stares_mthrfckrly
    @stares_mthrfckrly 3 года назад +5102

    Jaime: You’ll never marry her.
    Loras: … and neither will you.
    *Y O U D I E D*

    • @diegosotomiranda4107
      @diegosotomiranda4107 Год назад +57

      Emotional damage over 9000

    • @vrxyoungeditor7846
      @vrxyoungeditor7846 Год назад +15

      that is my favourite

    • @rumi1970dg
      @rumi1970dg Год назад +3

      i still dont get why jaime seemed offended by that considering in the last episode before that he told tywin he doesnt want a wife

    • @pickledpeckers7789
      @pickledpeckers7789 Год назад +30

      @@rumi1970dgHe’s offended at the insinuation that he has sexual relations with his sister at all, which is of course, true. But nothing offends people more than the truth

    • @powderedwiglouis1238
      @powderedwiglouis1238 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@pickledpeckers7789 that last sentence is pure gold

  • @FallOutJosie
    @FallOutJosie 4 года назад +8624

    "...because you'll never marry her."
    "and neither will you."
    *wasted*

    • @EL-ISS
      @EL-ISS 3 года назад +485

      One of few times Ser Loras stood up for himself lol

    • @777LGF
      @777LGF 3 года назад +60

      My favorite one!

    • @alexbattaglia8297
      @alexbattaglia8297 3 года назад +249

      @@EL-ISS Poor Loras, dude was much better in the books

    • @EL-ISS
      @EL-ISS 3 года назад +146

      @@alexbattaglia8297 yeah he's definitely more badass in the books.

    • @marcelofranco5820
      @marcelofranco5820 3 года назад +89

      @@EL-ISS true that. I remember the last thing i hear about him in the books is that he almost die taking back Dragonstone

  • @tylerm6453
    @tylerm6453 3 года назад +6428

    “I wanted to grow up and marry the most beautiful woman in the world”
    Switches to Cersei’s distorted face

  • @elfodelputoinfierno
    @elfodelputoinfierno 3 года назад +5706

    Loras roasted Jamie so hard that the Lannisters only got even when Cersei blew up the Sept

  • @thatonegirlwithamustache2758
    @thatonegirlwithamustache2758 3 года назад +8139

    I find the fact that even Loras got to roast him hilarious

    • @Firstofhername007
      @Firstofhername007 3 года назад +365

      And he walked right tf into it!

    • @kyekimler
      @kyekimler 3 года назад +522

      To be fair to Loras, he's a certified badass in the books. Maybe not exceptionally bright, but still cool.

    • @oath4231
      @oath4231 3 года назад +53

      @@kyekimler didnt he beat the mountain or something

    • @kyekimler
      @kyekimler 3 года назад +270

      @@oath4231 Beat him in a joust, exactly as done in the show. In all fairness, he used a mare in heat against a stallion which is why the Mountains horse was so hard to control, but we are shown a few other examples of jousting in the books where Loras is far and away the best horseman.

    • @rhorynotmylastname7781
      @rhorynotmylastname7781 3 года назад +93

      @@kyekimler Yeah, in the books he's only bested by the top tiers in the series, and he's probably better at riding than all of them.

  • @theBCEproductions
    @theBCEproductions 3 года назад +4309

    Euron in the books: mysterious sorcerer, tons of interesting backstory, possible connection to the three eyed raven, possible bringer of a Lovecraftian eldritch apocalypse
    Euron in the show: "hee hoo I fucked the queen"

    • @Catullus_J_5
      @Catullus_J_5 2 года назад +619

      “FIngEr uP tHe BuM”

    • @Nahanquasar
      @Nahanquasar 2 года назад +42

      100%

    • @tekken4granted
      @tekken4granted 2 года назад +163

      Biggest disappointment in the show

    • @tai2664
      @tai2664 2 года назад +183

      Yeah, i feel like it wasn't miscasted but just straight up the whole character ruined by writing and stuff. Cause the actor is a good one.

    • @TheDragonsPit
      @TheDragonsPit 2 года назад +119

      Great casting terrible writing.

  • @lauraeggs
    @lauraeggs 5 лет назад +3310

    the Cercei faces are hysterical. Thanks for the laughs after this sad season.

  • @engain8119
    @engain8119 5 лет назад +2111

    *jaime (s1-s8):* _keep it together, remember what the anger management lady said, deep _*_breaths_*

  • @georgewashingmachine3957
    @georgewashingmachine3957 5 лет назад +5372

    Honestly he's that one character in every fantasy series that wear iron armors and be a brute and all that, but inside he's just this cute little puppy that keep getting shitted on by other people

    • @greencyy
      @greencyy  5 лет назад +207

      my thoughts exactly

    • @dongately2817
      @dongately2817 5 лет назад +118

      Did he ring the bells? I believe so. He died knowing his honor was intact and in the exact way he wanted to. Not a classic redemption arc but a character who stayed true to his nature throughout the show (a good man who does bad things for a forbidden love).

    • @Tara-js3bv
      @Tara-js3bv 4 года назад +52

      @@dongately2817 Yeah and he kept his promise to fight for the living. Wanting to save Cersei was not necessarily bad. I believe when he said he didn't care for the innocents, he was lashing out.

    • @darksiders_genesis
      @darksiders_genesis 3 года назад +55

      @@derrickterel Maan you really do not understand GOT politics at all, if let's say Jaime lets Bran go and he tells Robert anything about this you realize Jaime, Cercei and basically all their 3 children in which Tommen and Myrcella are innocent children will have to die! Man did what he thought would protect his family, and there is a thing called repentance which he clearly did feel. Another thing if Bran never fell from the tower, he never would've became the 3 eyed raven so call it fate and destiny!

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 года назад +14

      @@darksiders_genesis
      Bran still may have become a 3 eyed raven either way and bro, he tried to kill Bran, the push was meant to kill him. The Starks and many people knew Bran was nearly killed because he found out... you really trying to justify little Bran getting yeeted off a tower?
      All honesty I get what you're saying, but bro, come on now... plus, those 3 kids died off anyways, and if Joffery died off sooner, well everyone would've been better off, and Cersei would've been dead too.

  • @amandastevens1117
    @amandastevens1117 5 лет назад +4129

    I was honestly so proud of Jaime's arc. Then s8e5 came around and I was like "fuck, never mind"

    • @therealdutchvanderlinde3124
      @therealdutchvanderlinde3124 3 года назад +404

      Season 8 made it seem as if jamie just put an act on to take brieane virginity and then went syraight back to cersi

    • @1400_Trout
      @1400_Trout 3 года назад

      Swear!! hahah

    • @MrNinja543
      @MrNinja543 3 года назад +1

      Cool amanda

    • @MatzeNRW1803
      @MatzeNRW1803 2 года назад +96

      @@therealdutchvanderlinde3124 omg yes!! Exactly what I thought back then, it was so sad, because the bad writing destroyed his redemption and made a man I learned to respect through the earlier seasons, look so stupid. That was more sad than his death tbh. I wished romance wise he stayed with Brienne…

    • @MatzeNRW1803
      @MatzeNRW1803 2 года назад +1

      Beeing proud described it soo well

  • @juansandoval3430
    @juansandoval3430 3 года назад +1036

    I forgot that it was Jaime who attempted to kill that kid and crippled him for life, just to ensure he could keep f’n his sister. We knew the type of person he was, and he still half managed to redeem himself.

    • @louwinters508
      @louwinters508 2 года назад

      No it wasn't just so he could keep fcking his sister. It was to keep his sister and her kids from being killed. And him of course. He'd be the one kept to watch as they were put to death. Tywin wouldn't stand for it of course but may be able to save Tommin and Marcella if he agrees to not go to war.

    • @bigmonke2899
      @bigmonke2899 2 года назад +2

      More because for the lives of himself, cersei and the kids. Robert would have them killed the second he found out that theire fucking. If I would be in the situation of: kill a boy from a rival family or see my love and our children die I would've took Brans head

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 Год назад +75

      Literally the worst possible opening and yet he somehow managed to somewhat bounce back

    • @Ghostiification
      @Ghostiification Год назад +62

      He was made to be hated, until we all realised there are far worse people out there. Then he suddenly started feel like a reasonable man.

    • @stayotter
      @stayotter 11 месяцев назад +8

      I mean, part of the reason he pushed the kid was to save a lot of lifes.

  • @seokkchan993
    @seokkchan993 5 лет назад +2199

    He first went in the series as the annoying blonde 'prince charming' type like in the Shrek movie, but now he's just the adorable golden retriever puppy that just wants his family to be happy I love this dingus 😢💕

    • @planetkc
      @planetkc 3 года назад +25

      Say that again.

    • @imamiddleagedgoofygoober
      @imamiddleagedgoofygoober 2 года назад +50

      ...And he saved thousands from burning in their beds and told no one and just took everyone calling him Kingslayer and Oathbreaker for years and years. No one deserved Jamie

    • @serenefawtvqwyhbfswyhvfawtg536
      @serenefawtvqwyhbfswyhvfawtg536 2 года назад +37

      @@imamiddleagedgoofygoober he also pushed a child out a window

    • @imamiddleagedgoofygoober
      @imamiddleagedgoofygoober 2 года назад +4

      @@serenefawtvqwyhbfswyhvfawtg536 lol true

    • @philldewitt8809
      @philldewitt8809 2 года назад +1

      @@imamiddleagedgoofygoober He never cared for any of those people

  • @allenkleinermann9359
    @allenkleinermann9359 3 года назад +1692

    Love how there's already thug life glasses on Olenna even before she speaks

  • @PaisleyGreene63
    @PaisleyGreene63 3 года назад +1136

    When Bronn clobbered Jaime with his own prosthetic hand I just about died. Totally not expecting it!

    • @user-ox4cz4tw3k
      @user-ox4cz4tw3k 3 года назад +22

      I wonder if that was in the script

    • @LordBoyke
      @LordBoyke 2 года назад +13

      And Jamie still had a time to say "What was that?" 😂

  • @MaskedMass
    @MaskedMass 3 года назад +808

    "Hello, my name is Asshat."
    *distant screeches of laughter*

  • @Telechontar09
    @Telechontar09 3 года назад +982

    That Ned argument about tournaments is excellent considering the fact Jamie thinks he beat The Sword of The Morning. It also adds greater weight to why he was pissed off his guy intervened.

    • @nicmagtaan1132
      @nicmagtaan1132 3 года назад +58

      yeah kinda odd but in reality jaime would just let us say dance around ned with him playing around, that strike by his men ruined his fun

    • @johnjohnston6379
      @johnjohnston6379 2 года назад +17

      Jamie was mad as hell that dude knocked ned out the fight and he couldn't finish it straight up

    • @jgamer2228
      @jgamer2228 2 года назад +2

      Technically he did. Howland Reed killed him but his fight was with Ned

    • @minomushi9392
      @minomushi9392 Год назад +6

      I must be going insane but I can't for the life of me work out what Ned says after 'because when I fight a man for real...'
      I've replayed it about ten times now and it's driving me crazy!

    • @PuchuKt
      @PuchuKt Год назад +14

      @@minomushi9392 "... I don't want him to know what I can do" i believe he says

  • @ChrisVillagomez
    @ChrisVillagomez 3 года назад +710

    I love Cersei trying to lecture Jaime on just doing things without thinking XD

  • @pedrogarcia-maurino6468
    @pedrogarcia-maurino6468 3 года назад +1168

    Isn't it crazy how Jaime was bullied almost ás much as Tyrion? Anda he was a drunk imp

    • @spikythepineapple7318
      @spikythepineapple7318 3 года назад +17

      Drunk imp? Mmmm yes we don’t like you
      One of the real heroes who killed the mad king to save thousands of people and a whole city from being burned to the ground? Mmmm yes we don’t like you

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel 3 года назад +5

      @@spikythepineapple7318 Yeah, right. What a waste of time that was. Ended up happening anyway.

    • @spikythepineapple7318
      @spikythepineapple7318 3 года назад +9

      @@DrCruel Jaime really deserved more respect than he got

    • @KrayzieMofoGuy
      @KrayzieMofoGuy 3 года назад +22

      Jaime - at least for the first three or so seasons - was way more of a dick than Tyrion though

    • @craigarkensaw
      @craigarkensaw 2 года назад +1

      @@spikythepineapple7318 drunk imp=Tyrion, not Jaime

  • @thegoblincleaver4040
    @thegoblincleaver4040 3 года назад +1121

    Jaime: breathes
    Everyone: roasts and bullies Jaime
    Jaime: *oh ffs--*

  • @compequiet0584
    @compequiet0584 3 года назад +388

    Distorted Cersei always breaks me.

  • @mzee5119
    @mzee5119 2 года назад +197

    Jaime is me jumping into arguments and getting tongue tied the second someone says something clever😭

  • @paulinutec
    @paulinutec 5 лет назад +4754

    "cersei should have swallowed u" LMAOOOOO I'm wheezing

    • @tobz3229
      @tobz3229 3 года назад +66

      i was looking for this comment

    • @alexandergabrielalqueza3881
      @alexandergabrielalqueza3881 3 года назад +188

      Jaime: I don't want wife, I don't want children
      Tywin: What do you want?
      dang he totally forgot about his 4 children that died.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 года назад +42

      @@alexandergabrielalqueza3881
      You mean his 3 children? And yeah I guess after all this time, Jamie wasn't looking forward to more kids aside from way later.

    • @skynyrdjesus
      @skynyrdjesus 3 года назад +22

      @@thalmoragent9344 There's also Cersei's firstborn that died. Its impossible to say who the father was though

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 года назад +68

      @@skynyrdjesus
      I'd imagine that one at least was Robert's

  • @artforthewicked4689
    @artforthewicked4689 3 года назад +3068

    Honestly never got why every character gives jamie shit for killing the mad king. Guy was burning the townspeople alive so he killed him, I get he swore an oath and stabbed him in the back. The dude literally saved the city though by killin him and everyone gives jamie shit for it

    • @Sleeper800
      @Sleeper800 3 года назад +961

      That's kind of the point of his character. The audience in the beginning thinking that he was a man who needed redemption, before learning that if he hadn't done what he'd done thousands would have died. He basically threw away his reputation to do what was right, and everyone giving him shit for it is the consequence of that action.

    • @dave1927p
      @dave1927p 3 года назад +407

      a lannister always pays his debts. If he swore to protect the king at all costs and is the one to kill him, one will always question his loyalties and word...honor was lost even though what he did was right....doing something right and possibly heroic isn't always the honorable path it seems.

    • @darknesscosplay7622
      @darknesscosplay7622 3 года назад +473

      I don't think that it was public knowledge that the Mad King wanted to burn the City to the ground

    • @dabears7687
      @dabears7687 3 года назад +486

      @@darknesscosplay7622 yeah even in the books he kept it to himself. He basically took all the criticism and jabs but never made an excuse until he finally told Brianne

    • @smash3r01
      @smash3r01 3 года назад +269

      The fact he didn't strike until his Father was attacking the city looks incredibly suspicious as well.

  • @Bellatrixstrange09
    @Bellatrixstrange09 3 года назад +469

    They were really dragging this man for 8 seasons. LMAO

  • @berkleypearl2363
    @berkleypearl2363 5 лет назад +2742

    Jamie Lannister is how redemption arcs should be done

    • @greencyy
      @greencyy  5 лет назад +90

      period

    • @obsessivefangirl5055
      @obsessivefangirl5055 5 лет назад +552

      Except for s8 ep 5

    • @berkleypearl2363
      @berkleypearl2363 5 лет назад +337

      obsessive fangirl right. I never would have thought I’d have to take that statement back

    • @obsessivefangirl5055
      @obsessivefangirl5055 5 лет назад +143

      @@kocomissed6490 blame Dumb and Dumber my friend

    • @riko8314
      @riko8314 3 года назад +181

      This aged like a fine milk

  • @Beckwourth
    @Beckwourth 3 года назад +128

    Olenna was born with these shades. The moment her mother held her she told one of the maids to put them on her face gently.

  • @Alexander-ms9ht
    @Alexander-ms9ht 3 года назад +323

    It's sick how much Jaime developed through the series. Starting as a bad and arrogant person but ending up as a loyal and respectful hero. His character development is actually my favourite. Even his looks changed after only less than 10 years.

    • @jessielemon6967
      @jessielemon6967 2 года назад +1

      Loyal enough to go back to cersi?

    • @aambular
      @aambular 2 года назад +26

      @@jessielemon6967 we do not recognize s8 here as an actual thing 😌

    • @kellysondesterroaguiar4570
      @kellysondesterroaguiar4570 2 года назад +6

      @@jessielemon6967 S8 never happened

    • @J.J.Jameson_of_DB
      @J.J.Jameson_of_DB Год назад +7

      If you rewatch early seasons, lot of his scenes get new layer, because you can see Jamie being conflicted. It's like he wants to be good and noble, but everyone keep reminding him he's shit because he's both Lannister and Kingslayer, so at some point he just gave up and started acting like an ass because everyone already hates him no matter what.
      Also Cersie is his poison, he did most of the shitty things because of her, and was only ever allowed to be himself when he was around Brianne.

  • @marcosandrade7908
    @marcosandrade7908 3 года назад +259

    "So here i am, with a thousand ships and two good hands" omfg lol

  • @Vidar93
    @Vidar93 2 года назад +183

    Honestly what the blackfish said to him was probably the most hurtful out of what anyone said in these clips. As a boy he looked up to the blackfish as a hero and role model and to grow up and have him call you an honorless pitiful man would really hurt...

  • @BlueLena
    @BlueLena 5 лет назад +271

    I can't watch this with a straight face... especially the Cersei scenes XD

  • @potentdelirium
    @potentdelirium 5 лет назад +337

    11:38 *_I AM ROLLING_*
    edit: I finished the video and this basically sums up Jaime's Arc as a character lmfao

  • @Jackw00pw00p2
    @Jackw00pw00p2 2 года назад +149

    Jaime: "Something's changed."
    Alien Cersei: "Everything's changed."

    • @bhargavipba
      @bhargavipba 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @BatmanHQYT
      @BatmanHQYT 6 месяцев назад +1

      I hated most of the edits but this one made me laugh.

  • @JuliaN-ti9zv
    @JuliaN-ti9zv 3 года назад +590

    8:23 man I always feel so bad for Jaime in that situation considering the Blackfish was one of his childhood idols and he was fangboying all over him in the books as a kid haha
    Gotta love the Blackfish though, what a badass
    4:10 is so god damn funny oh my god

    • @bobing1752
      @bobing1752 8 месяцев назад +5

      Jamie is cursed to have his ego destroyed by those he admires the most.
      The blackfish, Ned Stark and his father

  • @GemGames3
    @GemGames3 5 лет назад +464

    11:40 "Who are you and what have you done to my Brienne" ahahaha! love it :D

  • @octavianschaefer7294
    @octavianschaefer7294 5 лет назад +285

    I’m so glad you made this because a lot of it at least was exactly what I was thinking with Jamie’s facial expressions throughout the show. He was basically the Jim Halpert of Westeros.

  • @adazzledim_
    @adazzledim_ 5 лет назад +194

    THE CLOWN MUSIC AT 9:18 IM LOSING MY GD MIND

  • @sloancaskey2152
    @sloancaskey2152 3 года назад +383

    J: So the lion does concern himself with the opinions of shee-
    T: NO ITS NOT AN OPINION ITS A FACT
    J: ... sorry daddy

  • @zefurin7300
    @zefurin7300 2 года назад +128

    5:14
    I agree : Sir Loras still has the most savage roast of the show.

  • @olu550
    @olu550 3 года назад +86

    The ad placement immediately after "Not at all what I intended" is pure genius

  • @timy.9512
    @timy.9512 3 года назад +91

    Of everyone in Westeros, only Tywin & Tyrion didn't treat him like a blunt instrument. Everyone else did; the tragedy is that he, over time, started to believe it.

  • @dupregaming8788
    @dupregaming8788 3 года назад +198

    9:21 the editing here is oscarworthy
    It took me about 10 minutes to stop laughing so I could finish the video

    • @dupregaming8788
      @dupregaming8788 3 месяца назад

      I’m back after 3 years and it still makes me laugh to this day 🤣🤣

  • @phillipmccauley3663
    @phillipmccauley3663 Год назад +91

    10:55 with Olenas red eyes following is killing me. And then Jamie's reaction to the dragons. I'm in tears
    Also cerseis distorted faces. I haven't laughed this hard in months.
    Tysm

    • @mark45635
      @mark45635 Год назад

      😭Olena part sent me

  • @georgewashingmachine3957
    @georgewashingmachine3957 5 лет назад +480

    And oh my I love the way you keep the thug glasses on Olenna's face throughout the whole conversation 😂 She really was a thug in that moment 😂 And the red murder eyes 🤣🤣🤣

  • @celticeyesmorriganrising929
    @celticeyesmorriganrising929 2 года назад +85

    I feel bad for Jaime, CAN NOONE SEE THAT JAIME WANTS EDDARD STARKS APPROVAL, IT WAS SO OBVIOUS!

  • @VillainApologist_
    @VillainApologist_ 3 года назад +104

    I didn’t expect to end up laughing so hard I was crying. I needed this.
    Jaime is my favorite, and I never realized how many times he was the butt of every joke LMAO
    The editing was *chefs kiss*

  • @shamit300
    @shamit300 3 года назад +86

    "Planning on growing it back"
    Best comeback in the history of comebacks

  • @mirloruiz7638
    @mirloruiz7638 3 года назад +105

    I've never realized the amount of comebacks Jamie has had at him DAMN!

  • @lowkeylokii4205
    @lowkeylokii4205 2 года назад +41

    0:40 once we saw the full story you know how much that actually hurt Jamie to hear

  • @janm3781
    @janm3781 3 года назад +70

    I live that the Queen of Shade is just constantly wearing shades. 😄

  • @bilbobeuli
    @bilbobeuli 2 года назад +52

    0:35 I mean hell, Jaime was such a fanboy for Ned and secretly looked up to him because of his outspoken honour etc.
    Just this once he hoped he’d get some approval for saving millions of people in KL but. His look just says it all.
    Nikolaj should’ve won an Emmy for every season.

    • @sameveland8560
      @sameveland8560 10 месяцев назад +1

      he didnt know that he saved anyone, jamie just didnt say anything for some reason which is a huge plot hole for me

    • @cheangizzz
      @cheangizzz 3 месяца назад

      Don't think he really a fan. He is bitter cuz Ned has a reputation of an honorable man even tho he is a killer and also the one who begun Jaime's reputation as kingslayer. Arthur Dayne was his hero and this guy who claims to be Mister Honor killed Dayne, so Jaime doesn't like Ned for complex and not quite just reasons. He doesn't understand that from Ned's pov Jaime killing Aerys was a political move (it was but Jaime didn't intend it so). Jaime is a knight while Ned is a lord.

  • @kristelllar477
    @kristelllar477 5 лет назад +211

    “is shrek hiring” LOST MY SHIT

  • @oleksandrpertsiukh3204
    @oleksandrpertsiukh3204 3 года назад +69

    That moment when Jaime was like "I don't wanna work here anymore" + "Is Shrek hiring?.." got me really hard

  • @minutemuse
    @minutemuse 3 года назад +60

    I feel this all constitutes as animal abuse considering Jaime is basically a golden retriever.

  • @jtthomas7349
    @jtthomas7349 3 года назад +152

    Always hated how they made Jaime pretty much useless after losing his hand, I mean a swordsman as great as he was should be able to be at least above average with his left and that they never weaponized the stump.. theres all kinds of thing he could put there that would be much better than that useless fake hand.

    • @deadshot1995
      @deadshot1995 2 года назад +24

      It’s realistic. He’d lost his wrist and would never be able to reach anywhere close to his former dexterity with the prosthetics available to him at the time.

    • @PR--un4ub
      @PR--un4ub 2 года назад +14

      @@deadshot1995 You'd think a master swordsman would have already trained with his "off hand" (if he weren't ambidextrous to begin with).

    • @deadshot1995
      @deadshot1995 2 года назад +24

      @@PR--un4ub Why? There's little benefit to training with his left hand when he'd never be as good with it as his right. Any time spent training would've been with his dominant hand because the aim is to hone and improve his skills, not to become slightly competent at fighting in a way he never expected to have to.

    • @PR--un4ub
      @PR--un4ub 2 года назад +6

      @@deadshot1995 Why? Are you honestly looking for an answer? I'll humor you: because there could be times when his right hand may be bound, holding something/someone vital, crippled or even absent altogether.

    • @deadshot1995
      @deadshot1995 2 года назад +22

      @@PR--un4ub Very niche situations that are unlikely to ever happen. It would be like a professional tennis player spending significant time practising with their offhand because of the slight chance their dominant hand would be incapacitated someday.

  • @ricardomontoya2395
    @ricardomontoya2395 2 года назад +30

    00:11 the funny part about this quote is that absolutely no one was willing to fight Jaime when he had both his hands because they knew what he was capable of, thus it never mattered how good he was because he never got to use it

  • @AeonAxisProductions
    @AeonAxisProductions Год назад +28

    Bronn and jaime after the first battle with dany has to be one of my favorite lines in the whole series xD just the way bronn delivers the line
    "If she decides to use them, to really use them"
    "You're fucked"
    "Don't you mean we're fucked?"
    "No I do not, dragons are where our partnership ends"

  • @melissasartin7896
    @melissasartin7896 3 года назад +64

    So many great little edits to this... my favorite has to be Euron talking about marrying the most beautiful woman, and then it cuts to Cersei's pinched face.

  • @mich7864
    @mich7864 4 года назад +29

    I want these comments on the entire series for every character. Hysterical!

  • @FallOutJosie
    @FallOutJosie 4 года назад +179

    *a FiNgA iN tHa BuM*

  • @bencarlson4300
    @bencarlson4300 2 года назад +21

    I love the Blackfish conversation because you can tell he’s finally over literally everyone getting the best of him in dialogue scenes. “Can’t I even win against an old man who I have every possible bit of leverage against?” Nope.

  • @DavidPeoplesTV
    @DavidPeoplesTV 3 года назад +349

    I love Ned, he’s the best, but the biggest problem I had with Ned was how unfair he was to Jaime.

    • @Hannah-kk7wp
      @Hannah-kk7wp 3 года назад +121

      Jaime deserved it in the first season tho. If Ned was still alive at the end, they would’ve been friends

    • @ppeachyboo
      @ppeachyboo 3 года назад +50

      well,,, i kinda understand, but ned was unfair with him because jaime made a vow, and lannisters only sided with em in the war when it was convinient for their house. unlike rebels, jaime (and all the lannisters) were loyal to aeris until the very end of the war and betrayed him knowing that they were their only support. in addition, jaime was not only a lannister but also a part of the kingsguard: that means that his loyalty to the king should have been more important than anything else, and that he should have sought his safety first. even if that meant being part of the massacre of kingslanding, because that was the vow jaime made when he became a part of the kingsguard. honor is not always accompanied by good deeds, and, for ned, good deeds without honor ... could not be considered good.
      considering that ned didn't even knew that aeris wanted to burn the city, and all what he saw was a man who, he thought (bc jaime never directly denied it), had seized the best moment to become a hero... i think it's normal for a character like him to think that way. i honestly believe otherwise it would have been too unrealistic for his character.
      anyways, i am not aware of all the lore bc i watched the first seasons years ago, so maybe i'm wrong and he was, indeed, unfair. idk, that's just how i see it lmao

    • @isaachussain3603
      @isaachussain3603 3 года назад +52

      Ned was a great guy, but he was wrong to instantly judge Jaime guilty the second he stepped in to the throne room, Jaime was a 17 year old kid in a awful situation...Ned could have asked him what happened, he could have provided Jaime with the guidance he desperately needed but he didn't, and it came back to haunt him years later. That was a turning point for Jaime, deep down he wanted to be good and be a true night, but he was too proud to beg them to hear his side when they had already judged him...and it sent him down a dark path. It's sad that things went so bad between Ned and Jaime, but I think Jaime will find his true self again in the end, he's come a long way already

    • @ahmetabdulbakioglu
      @ahmetabdulbakioglu 3 года назад +48

      Jaime was so sassy then, so Ned couldn't take Jaime seriously and didn't want to listen to his story. In the books, when Ned entered the throne room after the murder of Aerys Targaryen, Jaime was sitting on the Iron Throne and teasing Ned. That's why the honorable Ned Stark didn't want to hear Jaime's side.

    • @kyekimler
      @kyekimler 3 года назад +18

      You've gotta try and see it from Ned's point of view, honour is everything to a man like him. After seeing Jonothor Darry and Lewyn Martell die on the field of battle defending Rhaegar, the legendary Barristan the Bold almost dying to his sustained injuries, and not to mention later battling Arthur Dayne, Gerold Hightower and Oswell Whent to the death even when the war is already won, of course Jaime and his actions are going to seem like a disappointing blotch on the honour of the Kingsguard.
      Obviously Jaime's actions are considered by us to be morally correct, but that simply isn't in the society they live in.

  • @confused4971
    @confused4971 2 года назад +63

    I can't stop laughing at the distorted faces Jaime keeps having. Poor dude, just let him be the extremely attractive smartass we all know and love

  • @setsyoufree8
    @setsyoufree8 4 года назад +140

    *Jaime, internally, at all times:* Conceal, don't feel (😂)
    Edit: I know I'm going to keep coming back to this video and adding favorite parts. The (struggling) and (struggling intensifies) made me choke on my drink, as did Joffrey's 'asshat' name tag 😂

  • @CoRLex-jh5vx
    @CoRLex-jh5vx 2 года назад +12

    I love the Cersei faces more than words can say. Thank you so much for this gift

  • @greencyy
    @greencyy  5 лет назад +117

    this is how i cope
    special mention: his hand getting chopped off

  • @MayTheOddsBeInYourFavor
    @MayTheOddsBeInYourFavor 2 года назад +36

    Everyone: Oathbreaker! No one can ever trust you. *turns nose up in air*
    *if Jamie had done nothing*
    Everyone: How could you? How could stand idly by as the Mad King killed all those innocent people? I suppose your honor mattered more than your duty as a knight….*turns nose up in the air*
    Yeah, just don’t care what people say cause people gonna talk either way. Just do what helps YOU sleep at night with yourself

    • @dartog4967
      @dartog4967 Год назад +1

      With yourself or your sister

  • @keaira4703
    @keaira4703 4 года назад +32

    this is edited so wonderfully i’m wheezing

  • @haltair4015
    @haltair4015 3 года назад +53

    Say what you want about the "Does she like it gentle or rough ?" scene betwween Euron Greyjoy and Jaime Lannister but it's so fucking funny everytime XD

    • @kayleyschurman8638
      @kayleyschurman8638 2 года назад

      I don't know why it's so funny but his shocked face when talking about that when he literally has sex with his twin sister cracks me up every time. 😂

  • @jerrdnn3373
    @jerrdnn3373 3 года назад +234

    He is the only character that earned a happy ending
    But didnt get one.

    • @SteenaBabeana
      @SteenaBabeana 3 года назад +11

      I'm not crying, you are. ;-;

    • @zehsackett6132
      @zehsackett6132 3 года назад +13

      He died in the arms of the one he loved like he said he wanted.

    • @TheToby121
      @TheToby121 3 года назад +2

      How is he the only one to earn a happy ending lol

    • @akkir6707
      @akkir6707 2 года назад

      it you push a innocent boy to fall out of a window and hope for him to die you have no right for a happy ending

  • @AlinJ.
    @AlinJ. 3 года назад +42

    I'm crying laughing. Circus music in Jaime's head at 9:17 and the following scene destroyed me.

  • @danielbadger2641
    @danielbadger2641 3 года назад +24

    The editing on this is legendary

  • @thibaudlepez4142
    @thibaudlepez4142 4 года назад +29

    Jaime: There are the meme glasses, i've seen them for 17years on face after face

  • @tay8681
    @tay8681 5 лет назад +40

    YESSSSS THIS IS THE CONTENT I SUBSCRIBED FOR!!!!!
    Edit: thank you for loving my comments, it always brightens my day💕☀️

  • @tvdspnlover
    @tvdspnlover 5 лет назад +24

    This is the best thing I’ve seen all year, well done👏🏻😂

  • @J1283-s1k
    @J1283-s1k 2 года назад +12

    It never fails to make me laugh when Cersei progressively becomes an Oblivion NPC with Oblivion facial features and proportions.

  • @HoboHunterRik
    @HoboHunterRik 3 года назад +96

    I still don't understand why in this crazy fantasy world with giant mechanical ballistas and other mechanical marvels that someone couldn't just make Jaime a prosthetic hand. Even in real life Gotz of the Iron Hand literally had his good sword hand chopped off and they manged to make him a prosthetic that was able to grasp a sword with ease.

    • @AroundElvesWatchUrselves96
      @AroundElvesWatchUrselves96 3 года назад +3

      Guts

    • @filipporubino4163
      @filipporubino4163 3 года назад +19

      Maybe if he visited the Citadel in Old Town, but he never thought about that...

    • @notverypog
      @notverypog 3 года назад +17

      @@filipporubino4163 he kinda forgot about the citadel...

    • @benriffle104
      @benriffle104 2 года назад +3

      Shit, Ash Williams was transported back into the Medieval Ages and created his own hand, and that dude worked at an S-Mart.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 2 года назад +7

      "Grasp a sword" isn't the same as "wield a sword". That prosthetic simply holds the sword at a constant angle, without any of the finger or wrist movements essential to sword use. For someone with the apparent fine technique Jaime had, it would be barely better than no hand at all.

  • @TheARESClanGaming
    @TheARESClanGaming 3 года назад +38

    Everybody laughing at the Cirsei scenes but I’m crying at the Euron Greyjoy long neck 9:28

  • @LusiaEyre
    @LusiaEyre 2 года назад +16

    "That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Knight instead" Jaime's story is a tragic one. Glorified hostage guard, only Kingsguard in the Keep and a boy still... he kept his knightly oath but broke the Kingsguard one and his most knightly deed became his shame and he was judged on the spot by the court of public opinion. No wonder that he latched on to his toxic family, the only people who seemed to have his back. There was no one else left for him. And he hardened his heart and spent years tethering on the brink of what he wanted to be once upon a time and what he needed to be to survive. I hope the books will give him more satisfying arc conclusion than the show. And I wonder what if Ned got to the city first or asked him 'why' at the time. If Jaime had a friendly face in the crowd other than his father...

  • @davidcortes5658
    @davidcortes5658 2 года назад +15

    Idk why , but 0:43 after Ned asks him "is that what you tell yourself" and you see the stupid fucking edit. It had me in tears man , fuck that was good

    • @J1283-s1k
      @J1283-s1k 2 года назад +5

      When it keeps zooming in on Ned's eyes had me pissing myself.

    • @char4980
      @char4980 2 года назад

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @810wasaninsidejob9
    @810wasaninsidejob9 3 года назад +13

    Tywin's father left him a heap of gold larger than any other in all of Westeros. Tywin left Jaime Casterly Rock and debt to the Iron Bank. As cunning as Tywin was, its a shame he couldn't think of a way to get more gold.

  • @kathryn8295
    @kathryn8295 5 лет назад +18

    i watched this last night and was in first period at like 8:00 and was trying not to cry because of “its a threat”

  • @Nahanquasar
    @Nahanquasar 2 года назад +45

    "Marry the most beautiful woman in the world..."
    *Distorted Cersei*
    Me:
    *Mammoth laughing sounds for 10 hours*

  • @Iley1_500
    @Iley1_500 2 года назад +7

    I love how he always answered with "love you too sister" to Cersei every time she insulted him

  • @thelastsamurai9835
    @thelastsamurai9835 2 года назад +27

    You should have added the scene where Myrcella tells Jaime SHE KNOWS HE'S HIS FATHER the look on jaime's face was hilarious 😂

  • @awizardwithwords994
    @awizardwithwords994 2 года назад +4

    I could watch the entire series with just only Cersei having these hilarious distorted edits

  • @Lumadil1
    @Lumadil1 2 года назад +6

    I love how Cersei blames Jaime for their fathers death, when she was as much as fault by doing things and damn what could possibly happen

  • @JayOhBreezy
    @JayOhBreezy 3 года назад +5

    Who else paused this video 20 times just read the captions and knows it was worth it.

  • @psj0611
    @psj0611 3 года назад +14

    It cracks me up everytime I see Cersei's face warped 😂

  • @priyamajumdar3079
    @priyamajumdar3079 5 лет назад +33

    THIS WAS MUCH NEEDED

  • @julianalbisu7600
    @julianalbisu7600 Год назад +9

    Every time Cersei showed up with that filter, cracked me up 😂

  • @MSSBy
    @MSSBy 2 года назад +7

    Every frickin moment has been building up to Jaime realizing how horrible Cersei is and how horrible he's become because of her and no personal moment of Jaime was brought up to have a saving grace for her and yet he still died for her

  • @70spoem
    @70spoem 5 лет назад +37

    why did you have to do *that* to my girl cersei skdjsssjsjsjsjsjsj

  • @Most0riginalUsername
    @Most0riginalUsername 5 лет назад +30

    "is shrek hiring"

  • @Bavarian_Lifting
    @Bavarian_Lifting 3 года назад +13

    He could have called Robb a coward when he refused the 1vs1, saying the same thing John said to Ramsay in Season 6: „will your men fight for you when they hear you wouldn’t fight for them?“

    • @malcolmmacinnis247
      @malcolmmacinnis247 2 года назад +4

      Yeah but Robb did fight in the battle and almost died to Jaime but Lord Karstarks son died instead. Robb just wasn't stupid enough to 1v1 a guy he already had captured

  • @fnapFNAP
    @fnapFNAP 2 года назад +6

    He was my favourite character ❤️
    1.Jaime lennister
    2.Bronn
    3.Tyrion lennister
    Good video although it was a lot him messing up but seeing him and bronn together made me happy❤️