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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @TheLennonette
    @TheLennonette 5 лет назад +271

    Dougal passing out from the sheer loudness of the passing truck is simply one of the finest moments of this brilliant show. Gets me every time!

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 3 года назад +4

      Might be the funniest moment in any TV show, let alone this genius one

    • @tyrotrainer765
      @tyrotrainer765 3 года назад +11

      @@SuperJNG18 The brick right at the end. Icing on the cake.

    • @Lotsolov4u
      @Lotsolov4u Год назад

      That's exactly why came here just now 😂😂😂

  • @wendygillissen
    @wendygillissen 2 года назад +72

    ''Those women were in the nip!'' gets me every time. One of my favorite episodes of a classic show. I can watch it time and time again. It never gets old.

  • @Soki7000
    @Soki7000 5 лет назад +220

    I love that Ted sits down with a cup of tea rather than get cleaned up and change.

    • @christianloper9483
      @christianloper9483 3 года назад +9

      First things first xD

    • @davidw.2791
      @davidw.2791 2 года назад +2

      @@christianloper9483 Mrs Doyle would be so fucking proud of her boys on this.

    • @PuddingAtheist
      @PuddingAtheist 2 месяца назад

      Well I mean like how would we know what happened if he went upstairs and got changed its a sitcom

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick 6 лет назад +152

    A literal *brick* joke in three beats then the slapstick payoff at the end, close on the heels of the little black square on the front window from two episodes ago that later dropped perfectly into the script as Hitler's mustache. Brilliant writing in the way they cover so many textbook comedy tropes in the show.

  • @golu_badbola
    @golu_badbola 5 лет назад +223

    Milkman: *breathes*
    Mrs. Doyle: _laughs maniacally like the witch from Wizard of Oz_

    • @davidw.2791
      @davidw.2791 2 года назад

      Context? ❓

    • @Agnes28ify
      @Agnes28ify 2 года назад +1

      Absolutely brilliant 😆🤣🤣🤣

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog 6 лет назад +262

    ‘Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box?’
    I am dead.

    • @peteriebling7732
      @peteriebling7732 4 года назад +8

      I had the same exact thought ..... hhhhmmm

    • @AlohaBlade
      @AlohaBlade 3 года назад +11

      How DARE you!

    • @James-zj3ud
      @James-zj3ud 2 года назад +5

      @@AlohaBlade IT'S TOO BIG FOR THE MILKFLOAT!!!!

    • @markdevonport3274
      @markdevonport3274 2 года назад +3

      @@James-zj3ud I'll uh, I'll pick it up tomorrow.

  • @reidkeevers
    @reidkeevers 5 лет назад +244

    THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP

  • @whitewarrior4777
    @whitewarrior4777 6 лет назад +282

    The unnecessary boxes in the middle of the road is hilarious.

    • @Jchathe
      @Jchathe 6 лет назад +4

      Very Starsky and Hutch LOL

    • @rilmar2137
      @rilmar2137 4 года назад +7

      If I'm not mistaken, in some Polish soap opera they killed off one of the characters by having them drive into some cardboard boxes on the road...

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 3 года назад +8

      ...And then Ted just stacks them in a perfect pyramid, in the other lane...

    • @toastman1992
      @toastman1992 2 года назад +6

      And then just drives right through them anyway

    • @davidw.2791
      @davidw.2791 2 года назад +3

      I mean, it’s the same comedy trope as Adam West’s Batman trying to throw the big bomb into the river but noooooo there are innocent ducks there.

  • @jackmurphy6864
    @jackmurphy6864 3 года назад +51

    "Unless it's UHT milk. But there's no demand for that because it's shite." 😂 Pure Irish quote lol

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 лет назад +37

    Speed 3 is without a doubt one of the best episodes of Father Ted.

    • @davidguiney1746
      @davidguiney1746 3 года назад +13

      It's also the best of the Speed trilogy

  • @TheConstitutionalLibertarian
    @TheConstitutionalLibertarian 6 лет назад +210

    This had to be the best episode of Father Ted. It's my favorite.

    • @ridethelapras
      @ridethelapras 5 лет назад +10

      Robert Willis
      It's a close contender with Tentacles of Doom.

    • @justyna8156
      @justyna8156 5 лет назад +10

      "Christmassy Ted" is the leader as far as I'm concerned.

    • @get-the-joke
      @get-the-joke 5 лет назад +19

      Certainly the best part of the Speed series.

    • @brinkybrinkz
      @brinkybrinkz 4 года назад +6

      All episodes were great!

    • @brinkybrinkz
      @brinkybrinkz 4 года назад +3

      My favorites are the episodes with the father who always has bad luck! Lol!

  • @patrickobrien7681
    @patrickobrien7681 3 года назад +42

    Series is near 25 years old, watched copious times (can near recite this episode word for word) yet still makes me laugh.

  • @justyna8156
    @justyna8156 5 лет назад +57

    Seems like Pat Mustard has been delivering more than dairy products. 💎😂

  • @cityhawk
    @cityhawk 4 года назад +52

    At 14:11, damn she has a great pair! She could feed a village with what she has. Well done! 😃

  • @jlizamavera
    @jlizamavera Год назад +12

    2023 and still enjoying Father Ted.😊

    • @Yanula-rx5mj
      @Yanula-rx5mj 11 месяцев назад

      Same here☺

    • @pauljeffress6743
      @pauljeffress6743 7 месяцев назад

      I just discovered Father Ted and now i love it.

  • @Bee-ih5uy
    @Bee-ih5uy 2 года назад +12

    When Mrs. Doyle slyly removes one of the photos from the table! Lol!

    • @paulmayer6715
      @paulmayer6715 5 месяцев назад +1

      Prior to that, she was ironing the curtains. Took me a while to catch that.

  • @Elizabethloveit93
    @Elizabethloveit93 3 года назад +43

    I love how Ted fuss over Dougal before delivering those milk, it's funny and adorable. They act like Father and Son 😂♥️

  • @Enbix
    @Enbix 4 года назад +54

    5:43 "well Ted, I'm very cynical, as you know"

  • @ASmitty217
    @ASmitty217 2 года назад +10

    Best episode of the series by far!!!
    "Another mass?! That's our best idea?!"

  • @OnyxVenator
    @OnyxVenator 7 лет назад +133

    the mere fact that this episode is called speed 3 has me dying! XD

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +7

      Funny enough, Ardal O'Hanlon appeared with Dennis Hopper on The Graham Norton Show.

    • @davidw.2791
      @davidw.2791 2 года назад +2

      It also makes sense in the episode’s context because the Magic Bomb Number this time around is 4 mph instead of 50.

  • @ximoruiz7199
    @ximoruiz7199 5 лет назад +21

    That tractor showing up with them saying mass... that man bargaining for the kids photos.... hilarious!!!!!!!

  • @MrUndersolo
    @MrUndersolo 4 года назад +10

    Still one of the best episodes of any series I have ever seen...

  • @joetie7516
    @joetie7516 7 лет назад +83

    "Ted you forgot your brick! PUT IT BACK!!"

  • @jasonhare8540
    @jasonhare8540 3 года назад +16

    This is exactly the kind of high drama that's missing from today's television 😂

  • @ZeXiOn26
    @ZeXiOn26 Год назад +6

    "There's a bomb on the milk float!"
    "Right, who's that for?"

  • @shaneupham705
    @shaneupham705 6 лет назад +87

    When all hope is lost and all else fails have another mass

    • @DogbiteW
      @DogbiteW 3 года назад +1

      But lower your voice to a mass murmur.

  • @YukoValis
    @YukoValis 4 года назад +36

    such a great episode. My favorite part is dougal in the car.
    Dougal: "I turned it up as loud as I can. At this level you can hear a pi..."
    *truck passes by and uses its horn*
    Dougal: *convulses*

  • @nicholasfarrell5981
    @nicholasfarrell5981 4 года назад +24

    While this isn't my favorite episode of this show (not because it's bad, but there's too many good ones), the rolling Mass gag is hands-down the funniest joke in the series for me.

    • @Besat
      @Besat 9 месяцев назад +2

      Is there ANYTHING to be said for saying another mass?

  • @Dickens58
    @Dickens58 11 месяцев назад +1

    Absurdist comedy at its very best. The part with the boxes is classic. Plus the way all the themes are woven together is amazing.

  • @jimisi7424
    @jimisi7424 5 лет назад +20

    funniest sitcom ever, and the funniest episode of them all. just never gets old

  • @Hal0_The_Synth
    @Hal0_The_Synth 3 года назад +5

    The way dougal goes down after the truck goes past a fully turned up microphone always cracks me up!

  • @murman6140
    @murman6140 Год назад +2

    Possibly the best 30 minutes of comedy ever written!

  • @jasonsmith4330
    @jasonsmith4330 2 года назад +5

    So many good jokes in a row. I mean the writing was done so well and they had a great cast delivering it all, and like this episodes even the guest stars did a great job.

  • @RaineQi
    @RaineQi 7 лет назад +26

    Thank you Brian, Nogla and Mini

    • @RCARD-pz2et
      @RCARD-pz2et 6 лет назад +2

      Neal Rainer Chio we are here for the same reason

  • @99mrpogi
    @99mrpogi 4 года назад +10

    Lol. Pat mustard wearing sunglasses at night

  • @el6178
    @el6178 5 лет назад +27

    Everyone who loves Father Ted should join a big travelling group to Ireland !☺

    • @el6178
      @el6178 4 года назад +4

      @Jesus Defender Down with that sort of thing..

    • @el6178
      @el6178 4 года назад +3

      We 'll be like the grannies in the poetry contest episode.

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 2 года назад +1

      @@el6178 Careful Now!

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад +12

    Pat mustard in the phone booth with the explosive milk float slowly coming toward him.

  • @writeract2
    @writeract2 4 года назад +11

    i love mrs. doyle's mint green outfit - you go Mrs. Doyle.

  • @SamuelKristopher
    @SamuelKristopher 7 лет назад +80

    Thanks for the upload. Favourite series ever.

    • @AbsoluteJokes
      @AbsoluteJokes  7 лет назад +14

      You're welcome, we've got many more great UK comedy shows coming including Spaced, Smack The Pony and Popetown (which started 3 days ago)

    • @21anusha
      @21anusha 7 лет назад +4

      Samuel Kristopher
      keeping up appearances ??

    • @Miggydmachine
      @Miggydmachine 7 лет назад +1

      Samuel Kristopher is this free

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 6 лет назад +3

      Miguel Martinez Nope. Please pay me $100. Thanks!

  • @sharroon7574
    @sharroon7574 3 года назад +10

    Mrs Doyle's laugh is really something.

  • @MrUndersolo
    @MrUndersolo 4 года назад +7

    One of the best written episodes of the show!

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog 7 лет назад +88

    I LOVE MY BRICK!

    • @gav7256
      @gav7256 6 лет назад +14

      AAAAAH FECK IT

    • @Ohmloud
      @Ohmloud 6 лет назад +7

      Briiiiiick....

    • @Aran-vc7rx
      @Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад +4

      fed up with briiiick!

  • @AMStationEngineer
    @AMStationEngineer 5 лет назад +11

    I saw this show, 'first run, on a bootleg PAL VHS tape, during the summer of '98'; if memory serves, between 17:20, and 17:22, the original series actually showed almost three seconds of a manure spreader - preceding the 'mobile altar'.
    I made damn sure the converted copy was in the VCR, when our priest came for 'block collection', that August.
    I didn't even need to cue this one. Had I had the gumption to press "play", I would have shot myself "Russian Roulette - style, with Mrs. Doyle's box". I wish that my Irish-born (County Donegal) and raised grandmother, the quintessential Catholic, would've lived another five years - just to experience Father Ted.

  • @amithande770
    @amithande770 5 лет назад +45

    Even though dougal was stupid and irritate ted most of the time , ted really care about him like a father

    • @tojoinbobdylan
      @tojoinbobdylan 3 года назад +7

      Bc Dougal is just a real sweet guy

    • @jway9097
      @jway9097 2 года назад

      U sayin we some kind of Father Ted and shit?
      Dayum

  • @gittebjerrebraae8382
    @gittebjerrebraae8382 4 года назад +8

    Dermot's slapstick was stellar in this episode

  • @amandareusser6121
    @amandareusser6121 4 года назад +6

    One of my absolute favorite episodes!!!

  • @astralpowers
    @astralpowers 7 лет назад +107

    This is the best Speed of the trilogy especially since there's no Sandra Bullock!

  • @BlueMHart
    @BlueMHart 3 года назад +6

    If there was some way to forget that I had ever seen this episode and watch it all over again for the first time, I would gladly take it. Probably my second favorite after the Christmas episode.

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif 2 года назад +2

      I have just watched this for the first time and i feel the same!

  • @happyheadteach4242
    @happyheadteach4242 5 лет назад +22

    RIP Pat Mustard !

  • @ConnorJara
    @ConnorJara Год назад +1

    As a kid i found it hilarious how Pat Mustard was talking shite over the phone all day and night to the Father. This was the best episode!

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 5 лет назад +16

    Clearly Mustard's sex appeal was contingent on being a milkman.

  • @em23
    @em23 7 лет назад +64

    speed 3 > speed 2

  • @1954crc
    @1954crc Год назад +2

    I laughed my butt off at 14:00 to 14:45. Those 2 women in the nip were expecting Pat Mustard. Surprise,it's Dougal.

  • @ProjectLingka
    @ProjectLingka 6 лет назад +13

    I like how the numbera on the odometer don't change

  • @ETphonehome123
    @ETphonehome123 4 года назад +5

    That was by far the BEST...Irish humor, like I know & 💗

  • @jockbeems4798
    @jockbeems4798 4 года назад +7

    he actually wore a suit covered in vomit seemingly without a thought about changing cloths! awesome...

  • @TheModernHermeticist
    @TheModernHermeticist 6 лет назад +72

    not enough episodes of this show :(

    • @D3w10n
      @D3w10n 6 лет назад +5

      Well, if you dont master necromancy, we dont have an option xD

    • @lukelambert6245
      @lukelambert6245 5 лет назад +7

      Adding father ted to the list...
      Jesus
      Elvis
      Father Tedd

    • @AMStationEngineer
      @AMStationEngineer 5 лет назад +8

      Father Jack is with them (now), too; arse biscuits!

  • @tomnguyen9159
    @tomnguyen9159 5 лет назад +6

    Pat, watch out. The milk van with bombs is coming to you. Oh no, he got his AirPods on. Oh God, oh fuck.

  • @gtrman9706
    @gtrman9706 5 лет назад +5

    Brilliant writing, brilliant series.

  • @risabnormus
    @risabnormus 4 года назад +16

    Gonna be honest, this episode is pretty cute and wholesome 🤣

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +20

    This is one of the best episodes of Father Ted: 0:48 1:24 2:07 2:53 2:59 5:21 6:19 8:29 9:16 9:28 11:30 12:01 12:23 12:33 12:41 12:56 13:39 14:36 15:32 16:30 16:49 21:16 21:22 21:50 22:06 22:29 23:28 and 24:18 LOL

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 5 лет назад +8

    The funniest episode of father ted

  • @moegardner1
    @moegardner1 6 лет назад +12

    This is my favorite episode

    • @teresas8173
      @teresas8173 5 лет назад +1

      Moe Gardner ,kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse is equally as funny

  • @venom-wolverine9051
    @venom-wolverine9051 4 года назад +15

    How Ted just sits there with a gallon of vomit all over him with a cup of milk tea..

  • @Bullet-Tooth-Tony-
    @Bullet-Tooth-Tony- 3 года назад +3

    My favourite Father Ted episode 🤣

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 3 года назад +4

    I don't know if there's any moment, in any work, in any form of media, as funny as Dougal's ears getting blown out while they're spying on Pat Mustard.

  • @adamwade43
    @adamwade43 5 лет назад +5

    Mrs. Gleason needs to shave that thing LOL
    I love this episode

  • @beauryan101
    @beauryan101 8 месяцев назад

    This episode is the one that always stays in my mind from this show when I first watched it

  • @Kmcali76
    @Kmcali76 Год назад +1

    Dougal shouting and tearing off that uniform....."I'm a priest!" 🤣🤣😆😆🤣🤣

  • @amysanchez3699
    @amysanchez3699 3 года назад +4

    I'm imagining all comments with an Irish accent. It's fecking great.

  • @simonthomson217
    @simonthomson217 5 лет назад +6

    Great line about the UHT milk being shite!

  • @Confucios1118
    @Confucios1118 7 часов назад

    I love that how Dougal handles delivering milk shows if he wasn’t so moronic he’s actually a genuinely kind and descent person. I especially love that of all the ways to show it, he’s completely oblivious to the fact that the women were presenting themselves to him, even if it was by mistake.

  • @djnesado9822
    @djnesado9822 6 лет назад +9

    Thank you Daithi, Craig, and Brian

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад +5

    The towering inferno was a big building that caught fire

  • @Protoman888
    @Protoman888 5 лет назад +6

    In the bright constellation of Father Ted, this particular star twinkles brightest.

    • @teresas8173
      @teresas8173 5 лет назад

      Protoman888 kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse is great as well

  • @djnesado9822
    @djnesado9822 6 лет назад +10

    Too much funny stuff to quote in this lmfao

  • @brinkybrinkz
    @brinkybrinkz 4 года назад +1

    Dougal when the truck lays on the horn. Lol!

  • @patrickcraig6032
    @patrickcraig6032 7 лет назад +8

    Thanks,still laughing.

  • @nirvanaofmonkasar1107
    @nirvanaofmonkasar1107 6 лет назад +19

    Thank you dead parrot for the uploads.can you upload The IT crowd please?

  • @yeoseotidle2290
    @yeoseotidle2290 2 года назад +1

    6:36 Dougal’s reaction and delivery is the best

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +15

    0:43 "AND I'M SICK OF IT!!!" He walks in covered in Dougal's vomit.

    • @xenohtype
      @xenohtype 6 лет назад

      Daniel Williamson ... It wasn’t Dougal’s, it was the babies’.

    • @maximillianford9301
      @maximillianford9301 6 лет назад +11

      @@xenohtype no mate it was Dougal's. The joke is that in most situations you'd expect it to be from the babies, but Dougal's just like a little kid and gets way too excited.

  • @hiimterry2009
    @hiimterry2009 4 года назад +6

    "Was it definitely Mrs. Doyle?" I fell out of my chair.

  • @K._Oss
    @K._Oss 7 месяцев назад +2

    Pat Mustard looks like the personification of a heart attack.

  • @Tragamin06
    @Tragamin06 3 года назад +7

    lol dead parrot casually renaming all the episodes

  • @tomnguyen9159
    @tomnguyen9159 6 лет назад +24

    mass table carried by a tractor? catholic pride

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 4 года назад

      And Ted has hired two other priests

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 4 года назад

      And carrying 3 people

  • @gav7256
    @gav7256 6 лет назад +32

    AAAAH FECK IT!!

  • @bored.in.california2111
    @bored.in.california2111 5 лет назад +13

    Is there ANYTHING to be said about saying another MASS?

  • @midwest9757
    @midwest9757 5 лет назад +13

    Young Banger!!!!

  • @withlove312
    @withlove312 5 лет назад +7

    I am obsessed with the theme they play for the milkman, anyone know if it's from an actual recorded song?

  • @dinahkyle3196
    @dinahkyle3196 2 года назад +1

    Most hilarious episode of Father Ted

  • @MrLathyrus
    @MrLathyrus 7 лет назад +13

    Ich liebe es!

  • @eddievhfan1984
    @eddievhfan1984 7 лет назад +5

    Textbook brick joke. Classic.

  • @TheNameOfJesus
    @TheNameOfJesus 2 года назад

    This episode had interweaving storylines and a hilarious unpredictable punchline (two of them) at 24:10 that were very much like the kind of techniques used in his following series, The IT Crowd. The joke at 3:11 was also re-used in The IT Crowd when Moss opens a fridge with lots of water bottles.

  • @ryanocarroll6426
    @ryanocarroll6426 3 года назад +7

    Pat Mustard said he fought in Vietnam.
    What was his rank, colonel?

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 2 года назад +1

      Maybe he was in the closet with the candlestick not Ho Chi Minh.

    • @WoofDawgmann
      @WoofDawgmann 2 года назад +1

      @@cityhawk It was in the kitchen. And how can it be Colonel Mustard? *You* have Colonel Mustard. You showed it to me earlier.

  • @morlar
    @morlar 7 лет назад +4

    what a season

  • @xavierdoe2452
    @xavierdoe2452 3 года назад +1

    This is the best version of the movie Speed.

  • @RejectReef
    @RejectReef 7 лет назад +36

    A man named Terroriser sent me here.

  • @jaimehudson7623
    @jaimehudson7623 3 года назад +1

    Dougal: "Two Pints... Two Pints of Milk" at 12 O'Clock High (at 14:11)

  • @googelle7555
    @googelle7555 3 года назад +2

    -_- ...
    ... O_O
    "Those women were in the nip!"
    lol

  • @maavet2351
    @maavet2351 3 года назад +4

    I'm surprised Dougle can drive

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 2 года назад

      I’m surprised that Dougal can do well…anything.