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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @theyellowlightsaber3193
    @theyellowlightsaber3193 3 года назад +173

    No matter how many years pass with Graham Norton being now internationally famous as a chat show host I'll forever see him as the annoying priest in Father Ted lol

    • @DeusExMJ12
      @DeusExMJ12 11 месяцев назад +8

      My headcanon is that he eventually left the priesthood and changed his name to Graham Norton in order to host a fabulous chat show... 😂

  • @DodderingOldMan
    @DodderingOldMan 5 лет назад +171

    I know it's not the most subtle bit of humour, but the way Graham Norton sings Bohemian Rhapsody is one of the funniest things in this entire show.

  • @Soki7000
    @Soki7000 4 года назад +69

    That “D’you know what he’d love?” Line is great, everyone knew what was coming and it made it even funnier.
    I love how Jack still gets served even with the way he storms into the pub.

  • @footofjuniper8212
    @footofjuniper8212 7 лет назад +242

    Right after the crow steals Father Jack's glasses the second time, an ad interrupted the show. It was for glasses. The narrator said, 'You need new glasses...so why not have them delivered right to your doorstep?

    • @robirvine6970
      @robirvine6970 6 лет назад +18

      Here we are a year later.. so many ads YT is becoming unwatchable

    • @gabrielesolletico518
      @gabrielesolletico518 5 лет назад +3

      So... all is connect, it seems...

    • @rachelquarrell71
      @rachelquarrell71 5 лет назад +6

      @@robirvine6970 I agree with you there.

    • @alexsclewis
      @alexsclewis 4 года назад +1

      😑 cant tell if creepy google AI or just synchronicity

    • @webkahmik
      @webkahmik 3 года назад +1

      @@alexsclewis It could be both, but I don't believe it.

  • @Icemann89
    @Icemann89 Год назад +23

    19:02 is hands down the best joke in the entire series. The cut to the ambulance was brilliantly executed.

  • @rheaandnicdaw4356
    @rheaandnicdaw4356 3 года назад +36

    "dont it father!" Snatches botle from Jack " I know it hurts believe me father." Then the ambulance.😂😂

  • @mhrgall
    @mhrgall 6 лет назад +53

    'God Ted...I'm soooo happy! The sun's out, and we're in an optician's' PMSL

  • @Ianmundo
    @Ianmundo 2 года назад +11

    the cut to the ambulance after the young fella interrupts Jack having a drink 🥃😂

  • @billynomad12
    @billynomad12 7 лет назад +115

    DRINK.... DRINK... DRINK!!!!
    It's So true.... So true

  • @Vikotnick
    @Vikotnick 5 лет назад +19

    Oh. Such genius. This and the IT Crowd. I mean, even for a role like Grahams he must be proud. In fact, he should be amazingly proud of this. Masterpiece.

  • @nicholasfarrell5981
    @nicholasfarrell5981 4 года назад +16

    Never knew I needed a bit of Father Ted dressed as Abraham Lincoln in my life.
    Now I know.

  • @iriejones8292
    @iriejones8292 7 лет назад +60

    'a blind eye turned to the odd murder' 😂

    • @harriffanconshertini8804
      @harriffanconshertini8804 7 лет назад +7

      Irie Jones I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

    • @shydreamguyman4098
      @shydreamguyman4098 5 лет назад +2

      Irie Jones , But Some people deserve to be murdered.
      the police would agree .

    • @MrJonnyp107
      @MrJonnyp107 5 лет назад +1

      @@shydreamguyman4098 I DONT BELIEVE IT

    • @shydreamguyman4098
      @shydreamguyman4098 5 лет назад +1

      @@MrJonnyp107, Example -people who do evil things to children .

    • @artyomsherwin648
      @artyomsherwin648 4 года назад +2

      @@shydreamguyman4098 You mean like the Catholic Church in Ireland? (Edit: Referring to your second message)

  • @maxheight22
    @maxheight22 6 лет назад +83

    "Tony, I'm putting you on my list of enemies! There, you're in for it now, Tony.......HAH ONLY JOKING, look what I've really written!"

    • @TheTsar1918
      @TheTsar1918 4 года назад +7

      And then that little giggle of his...

    • @a.tanner8524
      @a.tanner8524 4 года назад +7

      I REALLY LIKE TONY!

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket 7 лет назад +62

    As a Canadian, I used to think Father Ted was just some silly religious show for religious types...having never seen an actual episode. Then I fell in love with the IT Crowd and realized that the same person who wrote that series, co-wrote this one. So I thought I would give it a try - thanks to this channel.
    And this show is great...lots of laughs.
    Thank you SO much for posting these Dead Parrot.

    • @AbsoluteJokes
      @AbsoluteJokes  7 лет назад +14

      You're welcome, we're really happy that you're enjoying it. We have got more amazing UK comedy coming soon including Spaced and Smack The Pony. If you like Father Ted, we reckon you'll love those too.

    • @McRocket
      @McRocket 7 лет назад +3

      Smack The Pony I have never seen. But I loved Spaced and have seen every episode. But would love you to post them nonetheless.

    • @NarcoticDimension
      @NarcoticDimension 7 лет назад +3

      father ted is better than it crowd i think but i love them both

    • @NarcoticDimension
      @NarcoticDimension 7 лет назад +2

      also they spell it 'realized' in canada? i thought they used british english... lol learn something new everyday!

    • @harriffanconshertini8804
      @harriffanconshertini8804 7 лет назад +4

      NarcoticDimension I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog 7 лет назад +128

    'Why did you eat Tony? Tony was our only son!'

  • @henbane2247
    @henbane2247 5 лет назад +46

    Father Jack got attacked by crows in an earlier episode as well. Great continuity 😁

  • @gordonpeden6234
    @gordonpeden6234 4 года назад +17

    Graham Norton the most annoying Catholic priest EVER. Love his work!!!

  • @Ystadcop
    @Ystadcop 3 года назад +21

    Fr. Noel Furlong marked the peak of Graham Norton's career.
    Brilliant.

  • @AuroraTigress
    @AuroraTigress 4 года назад +20

    Let's have a screeching competition.

  • @chas2e61
    @chas2e61 4 года назад +15

    Every time someone tries to take Jack's DRINK away, they get to ride in the ambulance!

  • @lea6555
    @lea6555 6 лет назад +96

    "..he killed her, and stole her pen!"
    "killled her??"
    "well, they think so, they're keeping her in for tests"
    "...I heard there were over 200 cases of forced transvestisism involving Mr Sweeney over the last year.."
    Best line in the show XD XD XD Had to explain that one to my brother he didn't initially get it hahahaha

  • @slendr_playr9183
    @slendr_playr9183 3 года назад +7

    Father Norton: in a sheet pretending to be a ghost "OoOoOoOo..."
    Ted and Dougal: screams
    Norton: pulls off the sheets "Ted!"
    Ted and Dougal: *SHRIEKS*

  • @angel-spitt
    @angel-spitt 3 года назад +21

    I remember seeing this show advertised on my grandmas Are You Being Served dvds when I was little, I’m so glad I finally checked it out, this show is hilarious 😂

    • @tomcline5631
      @tomcline5631 3 года назад +2

      That's where I first discovered this show too!
      Did you enjoy Are You Being Served? I love it.

    • @yellowpete79
      @yellowpete79 3 года назад

      Are you being shagged is the Aussie version. Should be able to find it on youtube.

  • @acesul8811
    @acesul8811 4 года назад +15

    18:58 - If you've ever wondered why they give Oscars for editing.

  • @nickstav08
    @nickstav08 7 лет назад +29

    god father ted makes monday exciting, thank you for uploading!!

  • @paulphilipempey1
    @paulphilipempey1 4 года назад +9

    One of the funniest episodes. Great writing. Thank you for the upload.

  • @imspartacusnoimspartacus4731
    @imspartacusnoimspartacus4731 4 года назад +7

    Tremendous hilarious scrap between Father Ted and Victor Meldrew

  • @mykehyslop198
    @mykehyslop198 Год назад +3

    Father Ted,IT Crowd and Count Arthur Stong.Pure genius.

  • @maciejc7671
    @maciejc7671 2 года назад +3

    I love the crow bit.

  • @nothajzl
    @nothajzl 3 года назад +5

    8:43 only now i have noticed how many tea cups are on the table hahaha

  • @gabrielmagister6072
    @gabrielmagister6072 2 года назад +2

    This series is one of the treasures of comedy tv --loved seeing Richard Wilson again.

  • @DoctorLemon
    @DoctorLemon 3 года назад +6

    I had never heard or read anything about this show but RUclips algorithm seens to be on point. I now absolutely love this show.

  • @maxmach4361
    @maxmach4361 Год назад +3

    Keeping straight face while listening to that version of "Bohemian Rhapsody" is very impressive.

  • @bodavidson2804
    @bodavidson2804 5 лет назад +6

    Thank you sir! Finally filling in the episodes I never saw on TV growing up.
    Except this one, I loved this one 😊

  • @NFIRHR_SUCKIT
    @NFIRHR_SUCKIT 3 года назад +7

    This episode is pure gold

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON 4 года назад +13

    "Onnce again you've made me look like an idiot in front of real people!"

  • @petesashlyn
    @petesashlyn 3 года назад +5

    This might just be my favorite Father Ted episode! For the moment anyway.

  • @rheaandnicdaw4356
    @rheaandnicdaw4356 3 года назад +8

    At 15:27 Graham looks like he's gonna go psycho.😂😂😂

  • @RenaissanceEarCandy
    @RenaissanceEarCandy 4 года назад +9

    Graham Norton singing Bohemian Rhapsody in this episode was the first time I had ever heard Bohemian Rhapsody. I like how Fr. Dougal says "Ted, I'm goin' mad!" in both situations where Fr. Noel had drove them up the wall (both here and in the caravan)

  • @davidhull1481
    @davidhull1481 3 года назад +3

    A little bit of Graham Norton goes a long way.

  • @anthonydanielgittins1864
    @anthonydanielgittins1864 3 года назад +6

    One of the best episodes.

  • @lll-bm1cp
    @lll-bm1cp 3 года назад +6

    14:34 - 15:58 is my favorite scene from any tv show ever

  • @axesoccer7887
    @axesoccer7887 3 года назад +7

    19:07 Moral of the story: DON’T COME BETWEEN A IRISHMAN AND HIS DRINK!!!!!

  • @React2This
    @React2This 3 года назад +9

    I'm finding out a lot of things I never knew about rocks.

  • @XIceLitNickX
    @XIceLitNickX 7 лет назад +11

    I don't believeeeeee it, they uploaded it finally :D

  • @nongorilla1
    @nongorilla1 4 года назад +6

    17:10 best summarized criticism of „the english patient“

  • @docbodholt2384
    @docbodholt2384 3 года назад +5

    So needed right now in nov 2020. Thanks.

  • @ystadcop6935
    @ystadcop6935 7 лет назад +51

    The peak of Graham Norton's career.

    • @harriffanconshertini8804
      @harriffanconshertini8804 7 лет назад +13

      Ystadcop Really? I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

    • @ystadcop6935
      @ystadcop6935 7 лет назад +10

      Come on, he was wonderful as Fr. Noel Furlong, a real scene-stealer.

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +4

      Is it possible Father Noel Furlong has ADHD?

    • @MrsBobby-gy5of
      @MrsBobby-gy5of 6 лет назад +4

      Ystadcop
      Graham Norton has always been an annoying so and so .

    • @thadtuiol1717
      @thadtuiol1717 5 лет назад +2

      Can't stand the guy. An annoying prick at the best of times. Just about tolerable in Father Ted, so yeah, this was his "peak"

  • @lauravevers98
    @lauravevers98 5 лет назад +9

    Love Graham Norton 😂💖

  • @mohawho8251
    @mohawho8251 3 года назад +3

    9:35
    this is the happiest "drink" i think ive ever heard

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +20

    15:18 Incredible acting by Stephen Gallagher (Tony).

  • @FranchiseSHR
    @FranchiseSHR 5 лет назад +5

    I DONT BELIEVE IT!!!! Did he laugh, no no he didnt

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 3 года назад +3

    Thanks so much for posting!

  • @malverdeislove
    @malverdeislove 2 года назад +1

    Good to see that Dougal's family follows the time-honored tradition of the landed gentry, and sends their "less-than-stellar" sons into the church.

  • @shaneupham705
    @shaneupham705 6 лет назад +15

    I love this show lol poor mr Sweeney forced transvestitism lol :D Drink Drink Drink

  • @suedetrombone2019
    @suedetrombone2019 6 лет назад +16

    Fecking crows, always causing trouble.

  • @twalsh06
    @twalsh06 2 года назад +2

    23:11 The audience's anticipation, followed by the payoff... sublime.

  • @Jakegothicsnake
    @Jakegothicsnake 7 лет назад +22

    "Feckin' bords, again........"

  • @carolineg1872
    @carolineg1872 5 лет назад +11

    Yer wouldn't have a curry or lasagne or sumthin wha?
    Bag of Tayto? 😁

    • @stevendale7658
      @stevendale7658 4 года назад

      Or a pink shnack 🤣🤣🤣 and a can o club orange

  • @ohlalaale
    @ohlalaale 6 лет назад +3

    7:15 Hilarious!! Victor Meldrews (One foot in the grave) catchfrase...and he got beaten up, hahaha.

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 3 года назад +3

    11:28 - 11:41 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Typical Dougal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @twalsh06
      @twalsh06 2 года назад

      ...some sort of apparatus.

  • @hrvojepratezina3583
    @hrvojepratezina3583 Год назад

    Canadian here. Thank you for posting these videos, they are much enjoyed :)

  • @bored.in.california2111
    @bored.in.california2111 5 лет назад +10

    You know what's funny and kind of creepy, they probably killed off Father Noel Furlong in this episode since we don't see or hear him again. His team also ditched him to Paraguay so it's most likely the end of Father Noel.

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 4 года назад +1

      Oh well!

    • @TiroDvD
      @TiroDvD 3 года назад +7

      This is the same series where Father Jack drinks toilet cleaner, there is a nursing home full of priests with werewolfism, all the tea ladies become zombies when their favorite singer is discovered. He'll be fine.

    • @bored.in.california2111
      @bored.in.california2111 3 года назад +8

      @@TiroDvD And how many times have they killed Fr Larry Duff haha

  • @pauljohnson5190
    @pauljohnson5190 3 года назад +3

    This is poetry!

  • @d4m6n
    @d4m6n Год назад +1

    Anytime I hear ‘I don’t believe it’ now I think of this show

  • @rd30000
    @rd30000 2 года назад

    When the guy starts fighting father Ted 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lavalampluva55401
    @lavalampluva55401 3 года назад +2

    Tank top. I always thought it was a jumper.

  • @pjmbidge632000
    @pjmbidge632000 4 года назад +7

    Now you know why Graham Norton became a chat show host. He is to comedy what Stephen Hawking is to disco dancing.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 3 года назад

      Wow he's terrible.

    • @tomcline5631
      @tomcline5631 3 года назад

      My God!! Finally someone else who friggin hates Graham Norton!! I can't even stand him on his talk show. Some of his guests are incredible but he SUCKS SO BAD!

  • @johnmagee8912
    @johnmagee8912 Год назад +2

    Poor Ted.
    He's just as daft like.
    "Obviously some form of apparatus".

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 4 года назад +4

    Brilliant episode.

  • @SCALE_SLOTCARS
    @SCALE_SLOTCARS 4 месяца назад

    "Feckin birds again " 😂😅

  • @dimo2081
    @dimo2081 5 лет назад +6

    18:37 isn't that the guy who plays as Gaius in Merlin?!
    Edit: yub that's definitely him

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +4

    Another great episode.

  • @tenchi1357
    @tenchi1357 Год назад

    I Don't Believe It ! Small World Huh ? LMAO ! 🤣😆😂

  • @Mister0men
    @Mister0men Год назад +1

    DRINK
    its sooo true 😆

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 3 года назад +1

    03:13 - 03:37 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Typical Dougal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WoofDawgmann
    @WoofDawgmann Год назад

    19:12 That cut would make Edgar Wright himself jealous!

  • @stevendale7658
    @stevendale7658 4 года назад +4

    Ahh good old ailwee caves aint bin there since i was a nipper

  • @GeorgiNM
    @GeorgiNM 2 года назад +1

    Is the first speaker at the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting the same actor who reads all the "boring voice" announcements, as in the amusement park and the lingerie section (and the one who dubbed Father Hernandez)?
    BTW, I think "Tony" did an awesome job of such a tiny role (and being covered in glasses and a duffle-coat)

  • @el6178
    @el6178 4 года назад +4

    Graham is hilarious.

  • @stevendale7658
    @stevendale7658 5 лет назад +9

    Can i have some of what graham norton is on

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +8

    20:47 Ted could had gone to the police station and let Dougal have his steak and chips and picked him up afterwards.

    • @P1nkR
      @P1nkR 6 лет назад +17

      You would actually trust Dougal to be out and about on his own?

    • @bezzaderbane9890
      @bezzaderbane9890 6 лет назад

      That wouldn't be comedy tho would it....

    • @bodavidson2804
      @bodavidson2804 5 лет назад +8

      Rule 1. Never leave Dougal unsupervised

    • @a.tanner8524
      @a.tanner8524 5 лет назад +1

      Yes but Dougal has the mental age of a 5 year old and you wouldn’t leave a 5 year old alone in a restaurant.

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 5 лет назад +3

    12:54 TED!!!
    You're welcome.

  • @AuroraTigress
    @AuroraTigress 4 года назад +7

    Feckarse Industries

  • @XxXmkwdlyphXxXx
    @XxXmkwdlyphXxXx 4 года назад +1

    Tony looks like JJ Abrams.

  • @johnnydeppgreen
    @johnnydeppgreen Год назад

    Reminds me of the 1 billion ppl who say what to everything you say 😂

  • @hansesa4586
    @hansesa4586 6 лет назад +3

    20:48 Was that bird giving Dougal the tongue?

  • @cruisepaige
    @cruisepaige 5 лет назад +1

    My favorite episode!!!

  • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
    @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 4 года назад +5

    I wonder what Mrs Doyle first name is.....I see her as a Bridget

  • @annjfk
    @annjfk 4 года назад

    Ayyyyyeeeeeeee..... Doooont believe it!

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +1

    14:20 14:26 16:08 16:13 and 16:17 LOL

  • @SouthJerseySam
    @SouthJerseySam 4 года назад +3

    Feckin' birds again...

  • @OnyxVenator
    @OnyxVenator 7 лет назад +1

    oh boy finally!

  • @mravozmar
    @mravozmar 2 года назад

    Slovakia was mentioned! :D

  • @handrikusnadijulianto2124
    @handrikusnadijulianto2124 2 года назад +1

    Advice for Father Noel he should become Protestant or Evangelical priest, he act more like them you know love singing very energetic and more stuff like that. I kinda have that experience I once stand in the middle Protestant service they jump, dance, and singing, so loud while I a non practicing Catholic lapse just stand around silently.

  • @wraithoftheirish
    @wraithoftheirish 6 месяцев назад

    You sound betternow.JUST GOT DONE listening to MALICHI MARTIN and BernardJansen shoes of the was all the same fishermen he knew all and what was coming 8:41 missed that one Malichi back in94 .He knew. It was very good.We are in it for the long haul. Heaven has to intervene. And it will

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 3 года назад

    03:50 - 05:14 Jesus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍

  • @Insideoutfan1
    @Insideoutfan1 8 месяцев назад

    I don't believe it😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +1

    19:12 LOL

  • @Bullet-Tooth-Tony-
    @Bullet-Tooth-Tony- 3 года назад

    19:12 🤣🤣