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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @justyna8156
    @justyna8156 4 года назад +99

    After all those years, I still find the series hilarious. :) Dermot Morgan was a genius. His family should be immensely pround.

  • @lethe56
    @lethe56 6 лет назад +211

    11:52 is the only instance when Jack has ever asked for "more water".

    • @Vesnicie
      @Vesnicie 5 лет назад +19

      Water?! FECK!!

    • @MrUndersolo
      @MrUndersolo 4 года назад +12

      It was for a good cause.

  • @staplafara
    @staplafara 7 лет назад +219

    Brilliant comedy.
    RIP Dermot Morgan and Frank Kelly.

    • @nicolenicolereed2050
      @nicolenicolereed2050 7 лет назад

      k

    • @markberryhill3497
      @markberryhill3497 6 лет назад +9

      Such a shame isn't it? They even died on the same day same month but dermot Morgan died in 1998 (the reason the show ended in 1998) at age 45 and frank kelly in 2016 at age 77.

    • @P1nkR
      @P1nkR 6 лет назад +10

      This is going to be the future of every RUclips video comment section isn't it? Rik Mayal''s video's are even worse where people are tripping over each other to wish him a RIP.

    • @alexsclewis
      @alexsclewis 4 года назад +1

      3 actors died, one for each death card he gets from the tarot reader. cant remember the name or date of the third. RIP

  • @rossano1995
    @rossano1995 5 лет назад +150

    Whoever came up with the name Dick Byrne deserves a Nobel Prize or something...

  • @carolkewley7410
    @carolkewley7410 7 лет назад +73

    lol 2:37 Father Stone's picture on the wall.Nice to see they kept it. :)

  • @uweinhamburg
    @uweinhamburg 6 лет назад +33

    These few seconds with the ladies...
    So much better than any 2 hour Hollywood blockbuster ;)

  • @jimisi7424
    @jimisi7424 5 лет назад +34

    about 23 years now. i have still never enjoyed a sitcom this much since the first episode aired and probably never will

    • @veroniquehoflack4910
      @veroniquehoflack4910 7 месяцев назад +1

      What about Black books or the IT crowd ? They are good too.

    • @Hilts931
      @Hilts931 2 месяца назад +2

      @@veroniquehoflack4910 They're honestly okay but Father Ted is just a whole step up

  • @zizwop
    @zizwop 5 лет назад +44

    This was some of the funniest shit ever, wish there had been more episodes, father Ted died way too young.

  • @NarcoticDimension
    @NarcoticDimension 6 лет назад +85

    didn't father jack have a trial for liverpool? no he was ON trial IN liverpool.. lol

  • @CostantinoVercetti
    @CostantinoVercetti 7 лет назад +204

    "God Ted, you remember that fella who was so good at fashion, they had to shoot him." Dougal at his finest!

    • @hmm2928
      @hmm2928 7 лет назад +3

      Kostas Zevlas who is he talking about?

    • @CostantinoVercetti
      @CostantinoVercetti 7 лет назад +16

      Gianni Vercase, the G.O.A.T.

    • @beastlysquash1203
      @beastlysquash1203 6 лет назад +43

      I think he got fascism mixed with fashion, reference to Mussolini haha

    • @damianbiodrowski1944
      @damianbiodrowski1944 5 лет назад +7

      @@beastlysquash1203 Of course it's about fascism-I mean fashion : D

    • @gabrielesolletico518
      @gabrielesolletico518 5 лет назад +5

      @@beastlysquash1203 Gianni Versace!

  • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
    @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 2 года назад +12

    The expression on Fr. Jack's face as he delicately cools himself with a tiny electric fan is priceless!

  • @persianpwerful
    @persianpwerful 3 года назад +59

    Guys I'm from south of iran and I love this irish show 😂😂😂can you imagine I'm Iranian and love irish

    • @flawerflower1793
      @flawerflower1793 3 года назад +6

      Sorry I can't

    • @susansname
      @susansname 3 года назад +8

      I’m in the USA and can’t think of anything funnier than Father Ted, Hamed. I watch it repeatedly and laugh every time

    • @greggrobinson5116
      @greggrobinson5116 3 года назад +9

      That's just so beautiful: Totally different cultures, totally different people living in totally different parts of the world, and yet the same human foibles and vanities that we all can recognize and laugh at.

    • @philipppescheck5366
      @philipppescheck5366 Год назад

      Yup

    • @jlizamavera
      @jlizamavera 7 месяцев назад +2

      Amazing. I m from Chile, and i loved that show, still now on 2024😅

  • @Infographiste
    @Infographiste 7 лет назад +69

    Thank you Dead Parrot.

  • @kathis6840
    @kathis6840 6 лет назад +24

    The "lick some arse" part cracks me up every time, no matter how bad I feel. Best show 💟

  • @peterschwenke4807
    @peterschwenke4807 4 года назад +28

    This would have been one of the funniest comedies ever made.

  • @obsoleteworlds
    @obsoleteworlds 3 года назад +11

    I love that someone took the time to actually write several paragraphs of "how to watch football on the television" just for a quick shot.

  • @marieroark3902
    @marieroark3902 6 лет назад +8

    Absolutely one of my favorite episodes!

  • @pamrush5078
    @pamrush5078 5 лет назад +31

    Mrs Doyle is so funny

  • @aliciahoverson
    @aliciahoverson 9 месяцев назад +2

    I love Mrs. Doyle so much 😂

  • @ricktherrien8235
    @ricktherrien8235 4 года назад +12

    Look at that steely determination, that hair of defiance that.....I just realized Jacks been asleep for fourteen days!!

  • @Matt-ls1ng
    @Matt-ls1ng 2 года назад +17

    I spent every day of my theology class trying to get my teacher to watch this show

  • @bany512
    @bany512 2 года назад +7

    "Wait a second, these are fake hands."

  • @bellelopez3261
    @bellelopez3261 4 года назад +11

    I have never laughed at sitcoms like this one. Thank you Fr Ted.

  • @flawerflower1793
    @flawerflower1793 3 года назад +9

    11:53 this is the one and only time Jack willingly said "water".

  • @corylemons7242
    @corylemons7242 5 лет назад +7

    Dude how come I’ve never seen this. I love this fucking show!!!

  • @Ana_crusis
    @Ana_crusis 3 года назад +5

    Dear Mr Parrot thank you for posting all this great stuff especially Father Ted. Just subscribed.

  • @rizandro
    @rizandro 3 года назад +7

    The whole ice cream van thing is hilarious!

  • @malverdeislove
    @malverdeislove 2 года назад +4

    11:53 The only time Jack ever asked for more water since he was 16.

  • @la7448
    @la7448 7 лет назад +31

    Warmly love from Georgia guys..love Ireland.

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 4 года назад +7

    Love the photo of JFK on the wall at the undertaker.

  • @clairebrannon8130
    @clairebrannon8130 4 года назад +14

    It's interesting that Dougal is a bit more assertive and sensible in this episode.

    • @danielyoung6778
      @danielyoung6778 5 месяцев назад

      whenever Ted is at his worst Dougal becomes more of a straight man.

  • @Nighthawk-m9u
    @Nighthawk-m9u 5 лет назад +2

    There's nothing better than this when you're pissed off......
    Or just pissed !

  • @STEALTHKAOS
    @STEALTHKAOS 7 лет назад +11

    Thanks so much for posting these
    I am looking forward to each one

  • @unterdessen8822
    @unterdessen8822 2 месяца назад +1

    Thankfully nobody was able to see Ted's rear end, because as we've learned he's super fluffy. Everyone thought it was a copy of a particularly unkempt flokati rug.

  • @brendan.289
    @brendan.289 Год назад +3

    Good job. well done 👏

  • @nicolebarnes581
    @nicolebarnes581 3 года назад +3

    Thank you!!

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 3 года назад +3

    Thanks so much for posting!

  • @THEBambiNoir
    @THEBambiNoir 7 лет назад +11

    Thank you 😊!!!!

  • @brinkybrinkz
    @brinkybrinkz 6 лет назад +6

    Father Ted is the best!

  • @carolineg1872
    @carolineg1872 5 лет назад +9

    This is when Dermot started looking unwell.

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog 7 лет назад +43

    Go on... My son!

  • @pepperachu
    @pepperachu 4 года назад +16

    "You remember that guy that was soo good at fashion they had to shoot him?"...I don't know why but that was very funny

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 3 года назад +3

      Dougal got 'facism' mixed with 'fashion', and was probably talking about Mussolini...

    • @steves1015
      @steves1015 3 года назад +8

      @@-jank-willson ....he’s talking about Versace, who was shot not long before this was filmed.

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 3 года назад +2

      @@steves1015 what's a 'versace'?

    • @lea6555
      @lea6555 3 года назад +4

      @@-jank-willson ah now c'mon, what would Dougal know about fascism or Mussolini. Gianni Versace was one of THE top Italian Fashion designers, who was shot not long before this series was filmed.

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 3 года назад +3

      @@lea6555 oh ok

  • @clairebrannon8130
    @clairebrannon8130 4 года назад +8

    Dougal looks cute in the blue windbreaker :)

    • @unterdessen8822
      @unterdessen8822 2 месяца назад

      The only time it is ever cute to be stupid is in fact, when you're Dougal.

  • @michaellavin6038
    @michaellavin6038 7 лет назад +9

    Romeo Sensini. That's who Italy needed against Sweden.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +10

    5:32 "KICK THE *BLEEP* BALL!" LOL

  • @kevinevans7667
    @kevinevans7667 5 лет назад +13

    Father ted is the best show ever

    • @jway9097
      @jway9097 2 года назад

      Nope.
      It's good, though

  • @europianbob
    @europianbob 3 года назад +5

    Awesome.
    Right good show!
    :)

  • @ForzaDeMullet
    @ForzaDeMullet 5 лет назад +4

    4:58 Father Ted channelling his inner Brian Clough is a classic.

  • @AROBASPARK
    @AROBASPARK 4 года назад +5

    Jack in his dream: Moar Wotar!

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 5 лет назад +11

    "That fella who was so good at fashion they had to shoot him."

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад +5

    Father jack in the wheelchair. Funny

  • @annastinehammersdottir1290
    @annastinehammersdottir1290 3 года назад +3

    Always funny and forever.

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 9 месяцев назад +1

    2:31
    Plot twist theory: Jack only makes himself look like shit because he loves mooching off the others and Ted caught him in the middle of his 'routine'.

  • @weirdgamerbakergirlmatanza4504
    @weirdgamerbakergirlmatanza4504 7 лет назад +26

    dead parrot if you see this remember that you made me smile from ear to ear with nastalgia

    • @Nighthawk-m9u
      @Nighthawk-m9u 5 лет назад +1

      N'arsetalgia ?.....put some cream on it !

  • @jimmy_junk
    @jimmy_junk 4 года назад +5

    I played in some serious leagues, including varsity AAAA, and I ha e to tell you that Italian priest has some serious moves. He's still better than an american in his prime, matter fact most of them are.

  • @phillipnoetzel8846
    @phillipnoetzel8846 5 лет назад +6

    Dougan is classic.

    • @bibcay2622
      @bibcay2622 4 года назад +1

      Phillip Noetzel dougal

  • @WoWBlueApocalypse
    @WoWBlueApocalypse 5 лет назад +13

    Why am I watching this at 1AM and why is it appearing in my feed. one minute I was watching World of Warcraft videos now i'm watching Father Ted wtf

  • @Agnes28ify
    @Agnes28ify 2 года назад +1

    Kick bishop Brannon of the arse 🤣 my favourite I can't stop laughing

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier 3 года назад +3

    “More water.”

  • @patrickobrien7681
    @patrickobrien7681 Год назад +2

    More water 😂

  • @A-R-17
    @A-R-17 3 года назад +1

    I’ve got to find that book and buy it for my Granny

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +3

    23:06 LOL

  • @CathCoss
    @CathCoss 5 лет назад +3

    Frank Kelly 😂

  • @ashleyburns6752
    @ashleyburns6752 5 лет назад +2

    "up to our necks in flip"

  • @justinreyes5042
    @justinreyes5042 6 лет назад +14

    Just because your paranoid don't mean their not after you....

    • @mikepetergumball8337
      @mikepetergumball8337 5 лет назад +1

      I get very paranoid. I once joined Paranoias Anonymous , only problem i had , none of the other members would tell me where the fecking meetings were.

  • @deidraboswell8451
    @deidraboswell8451 5 лет назад +6

    I notice the net undershirt that Ted is wearing, under his robe, at the beginning. Basil also wore one, on Fawlty Towers. I've never seen them, in America. Just an observation. Silly details😂

    • @carolineg1872
      @carolineg1872 5 лет назад +4

      I think a British thing, my dear Dad used to wear them.

    • @deidraboswell8451
      @deidraboswell8451 5 лет назад +2

      Caroline G ah, that's sweet. ❤️

    • @Nighthawk-m9u
      @Nighthawk-m9u 5 лет назад +3

      Called a string vest.
      Absolutely great ...warm...and you don't sweat so much.
      Look good on summer-babes too.!

    • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
      @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 4 года назад +2

      Well Deidra. I have noticed a large number of references in Father Ted back to Fawlty Towers (even the same initials).

    • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
      @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 4 года назад +1

      @@Nighthawk-m9u - I use to wear one at seventeen to great effect. Don't think I will be trying that at fifty three though now gravity has taken its toll 😂

  • @pamrush5078
    @pamrush5078 5 лет назад +2

    Father Jack is too mischievous

  • @TheModernHermeticist
    @TheModernHermeticist 6 лет назад +2

    brilliant

  • @meauxreilly6110
    @meauxreilly6110 2 года назад +1

    id nearly forgotten what lol stood for and then i opened my mouth and this.... SOUND came out...

  • @GreenPencil305
    @GreenPencil305 6 лет назад +2

    19:03
    Foreshadowing of the next episode.

  • @forwhomthebelltolls
    @forwhomthebelltolls 2 года назад +1

    "Go on...............
    .........................my son".

  • @ughmazing8073
    @ughmazing8073 3 года назад +2

    Is that the Fools and Horses car at 14:02?

    • @incarnateTheGreat
      @incarnateTheGreat 10 месяцев назад

      No, pal. This one has four wheels. The Reliant Regal has three.

  • @WindTurbineSyndrome
    @WindTurbineSyndrome 8 месяцев назад +1

    I need to try Dreamy Sleepy Nighty Snoozy Snooze. It's banned by FDA but available on Amazon.

    • @WindTurbineSyndrome
      @WindTurbineSyndrome 8 месяцев назад

      Is this episode how they got the idea for Ted Lasso TV show?

    • @WindTurbineSyndrome
      @WindTurbineSyndrome 8 месяцев назад

      I tripped on a paving stone but my knee cap didn't fall off it just got a golf ball sized hematoma.

  • @jimbo01
    @jimbo01 5 лет назад +2

    10/10

  • @MsDjessa
    @MsDjessa 5 лет назад +2

    Just done watching Phelous review Dingo Pictures' Animal Soccer World and now another soccer related video. I could imagine Wabuu getting along nicely with Jack.

    • @carlwilkerson9722
      @carlwilkerson9722 5 лет назад +2

      "Those T-shirts got wet! They're completely useless!"

    • @MsDjessa
      @MsDjessa 5 лет назад +2

      @@carlwilkerson9722 :'D I can indeed imagine Old Man missing the point of that competition.

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 9 месяцев назад

      "FECKING RACCOON!"

  • @junglistdon
    @junglistdon 2 года назад +2

    “More warter”

  • @carolhart8696
    @carolhart8696 2 года назад +1

    Is Father Romeo Santini and milky man Pat Mustard played by the same actor?😆

  • @jamieduncan6239
    @jamieduncan6239 4 года назад +1

    We’d be up to our necks in flip

  • @eleni1968
    @eleni1968 3 года назад +3

    Fr McGuire: The Italians they really know football alright...and the world of Fashion. GOD Ted, you know that guy who was so good at Fashion, they had to shoot him?" [that was a reference to the murder of Maurizio Gucci, who was shot several times in his office in Milan. His wife had him whacked.]

    • @steves1015
      @steves1015 3 года назад +5

      i had no idea Gucci got shot as well. I thought the reference here was to Versace, because he was shot in 1997 and this series of Father Ted was filmed in 1997 and first broadcast in beginning of 1998.

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 5 лет назад +2

    Father Jack

  • @Scixxy
    @Scixxy 7 лет назад +11

    Dougal and Cyril should be boyfriends. :3

  • @MIck-M
    @MIck-M 5 лет назад +10

    I went and watched Italy verses Australia once and was so disgusted by the Italian's blatant cheating and lack of any honour or standards that it pretty much put me off the game for good.

    • @ianleslie2326
      @ianleslie2326 4 года назад +3

      Australia passed the ball to Italy for a corner, act of sportsmanship. The fucker took a dive, free kick! Corrupt players, corrupt officials. Never watched a game since!

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 4 года назад +2

      2006 World Cup, Round of 16, very late in the game. We were doing well in that context, would have gone on to to face Ukraine in m the QFs I believe.
      But that's football for you.

    • @johnstory2996
      @johnstory2996 Год назад +1

      I remember it well. I'm Australian, but grew up supporting Italy in international football. Paolo Maldini was the best left back in the world and that was my position when I was playing. Australia was a total non-entity, then we somehow qualified for the world cup and were doing really well. The country was buzzing. The Italians were getting beaten all over the park so they resorted to blatant cheating, knocked Australia out of the cup, and then went on to win the tournament. I've hated the Azzurri with a passion ever since and I think I always will.

  • @Claudwig_
    @Claudwig_ 5 лет назад +1

    Guy running backwards at 15:52 threw me off, until I realized it was an editing oversight (unless it was left on purpose).

    • @sharroon7574
      @sharroon7574 4 года назад +2

      No, he was running backwards, it looks different when you rewind someone running normally.

  • @lalaJ109
    @lalaJ109 5 лет назад +7

    Dougal carries this show - he has me rolling most of the time.. I guess you have to have Father Ted since his name's in the title and all, but (in my opinion) his character is pretty wishy-washy, and the Father Jack character contributes nothing to the show at all. Mrs. Doyle has her moments, but Dougal? LOLOLOL

    • @TheTdw2000
      @TheTdw2000 4 года назад +6

      Father Ted is there to play the straight man

    • @jway9097
      @jway9097 2 года назад

      FECK DRINK ARSE

    • @jway9097
      @jway9097 2 года назад +1

      GIRLS

    • @frederiquesmith3070
      @frederiquesmith3070 16 дней назад

      Every single actor in this series is excellent !

  • @MzuMzu-nx1em
    @MzuMzu-nx1em 4 года назад +1

    Aahhhhhhh

  • @pabloneizion2592
    @pabloneizion2592 5 лет назад +2

    Why are they calling soccer, football. I thought Gaelic Football was Ireland's code of football

    • @Interislander957
      @Interislander957 5 лет назад +1

      Are you American by chance?

    • @pabloneizion2592
      @pabloneizion2592 5 лет назад +1

      @@Interislander957 No I'm Australian

    • @Interislander957
      @Interislander957 5 лет назад

      @@pabloneizion2592 then you should be used to football being used to describe different games. After all footy can mean rugby, league or AFL. Although is the soccer football team still called the Socceroos?

    • @debsellers6161
      @debsellers6161 5 лет назад

      Aa

    • @debsellers6161
      @debsellers6161 5 лет назад

      Also a+

  • @seansweeney3533
    @seansweeney3533 2 года назад

    17:35
    20:10

  • @chriskaprys
    @chriskaprys 5 лет назад +1

    22:21 Benedict Cumber-ref?

  • @theoriginalt-paine3776
    @theoriginalt-paine3776 6 лет назад +4

    Oh wow, Ted is wearing a white fishnet top under his shirt in the opening scene! I wonder if that was an intentional commentary on the priesthood's propensity for sexual deviance? If so, that's feckin brilliant in its subtlety!

    • @tomas-malo
      @tomas-malo 5 лет назад +10

      Nah. That type of vest is pretty commonly worn among the older generation in the UK and Ireland.

    • @breakfastattiffanys741
      @breakfastattiffanys741 5 лет назад +2

      Those vests will always remind me of Del boy 💜

  • @zlatkoigric5084
    @zlatkoigric5084 2 года назад

    Most showz go reaaaally fecking stale after a good start. This one lix...,i mean kix arse right to the end.

  • @johnnykennedy8551
    @johnnykennedy8551 3 года назад +1

    Saint pope Tiberius 215-303 age 88 years old the Roman Catholic Vatican Italian bishop the pope and the martyr of Rome Italy Vatican city saint pope formius 815-896 age 81 years old the Roman Catholic Vatican Italian bishop the pope and the martyr of Rome Italy Vatican city and Dermot Morgan 1952-1998 age 45 years old the British Irish lead actor of father Ted father Ted crully rest in peace amen.🇧🇷🇮🇳🇯🇵🇪🇦🇵🇹🇲🇽🇲🇹🇸🇲🇦🇺🇨🇦🇪🇬🇸🇾🇮🇱🇩🇪🇻🇦🇮🇹🇺🇲🇬🇧👡👡🦝🐼🦡🦔🦈🐋🦇🐫🐊🐘🐯🐻🦊🐺🦍🦒🦁

    • @johnnykennedy8551
      @johnnykennedy8551 3 года назад +1

      Rest in peace saint pope Tiberius saint pope formius Dermot Morgan father Ted crully amen.🇧🇷🇮🇳🇯🇵🇪🇦🇵🇹🇲🇽🇲🇹🇸🇲🇦🇺🇨🇦🇪🇬🇸🇾🇮🇱🇻🇦🇮🇹🇺🇲🇬🇧👡👡🦝🐼🦡🦔🦈🐋🦇🐫🐊🐘🐯🐻🦊🐺🦍🦒🦁

  • @Enbix
    @Enbix 4 года назад

    20:09 Is Dick Byrne married?

  • @jonnytonto5298
    @jonnytonto5298 4 года назад

    This episode took much more time for me to but than usual. I'm always bored when I watch this show so I squeeze one off.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 3 года назад

    13:52 LOL