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  • Опубликовано: 9 апр 2017
  • Father Ted offends the Chinese population of Craggy Island with his "Chinaman" impression and is branded a racist.
    Beloved sitcom focused on three priests living on Craggy Island, a remote island off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly is sent to the island as punishment for using charitable funds for a holiday in Las Vegas, but his true punishment comes in the form of Father Dougal Maguire and Jack Hackett, one a fresh-faced naive young priest, and the other a foul-mouthed, rage-filled alcoholic. Mrs Doyle is their nosy housekeeper, who makes plentiful pots of tea and never takes `no' for an answer. Despite their isolation, the priests get into their fair share of mildly sinful, entirely madcap adventures.
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Комментарии • 376

  • @GreatSince
    @GreatSince 4 года назад +223

    “It isn’t the Greeks, it’s the Chinese he’s after.”

  • @insaneapples1559
    @insaneapples1559 4 года назад +195

    I just realized the reason this show was so short lived, Dermot Morgan (Father Ted) passed away in 1998 at the age of 45, shortly after they finished the third season. He died of a heart attack. Such a shame. RIP Father Ted.

    • @gnalkhere
      @gnalkhere 3 года назад +29

      It was short-lived because the creators ran out of ideas, but Dermot's sudden death definitely closed off the possibility of a special

    • @joebaumgart1146
      @joebaumgart1146 2 года назад +8

      It actually did have a series finale.

    • @ilovebeansOO
      @ilovebeansOO Год назад +18

      Apparently, he passed the day after the series finale was shot. So there was a series finale and with the passing unexpected, the plan was to close the show anyway.

    • @funtimefreddie9637
      @funtimefreddie9637 Год назад +1

      @@gnalkhere It ended cause Dermot Morgan wanted to move on. Know your facts.

    • @naluanj9628
      @naluanj9628 Год назад +4

      ​@@funtimefreddie9637 It could also be both,

  • @vinazrin
    @vinazrin 3 года назад +190

    I got introduced to Father Ted when I was working in China. A friend of mine, who is Irish, was watching this and I let him play a couple more when he came over. Since then, I'm hooked. It's a point of conversation whenever I meet an Irish. 😂 It is the best show out there in my opinion.

  • @el6700
    @el6700 4 года назад +232

    “Hello is this the Yin Dynasty I MEAN FAMILY”

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari 4 года назад +6

      Hello. This is Seàn Yin.

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari 4 года назад +3

      Hello. This is Seàn Yin.

  • @sierragatland3612
    @sierragatland3612 4 года назад +70

    "Maybe he's agrophobic."
    "Jack, scared of fighting? No, I don't think so!"

    • @drestonjclaw2839
      @drestonjclaw2839 3 года назад +6

      I mean hey, at least he understands some Latin prefixes lol

  • @uktruecrime
    @uktruecrime Год назад +9

    best line is, 'Did you not have all that at your last parish', so transferable to every day life. Especially the intelligent part.

  • @christopherbuckley5929
    @christopherbuckley5929 3 года назад +228

    The priest harbouring a nazi officer is the funniest shit

    • @samuelfischman6949
      @samuelfischman6949 3 года назад +22

      Didn't that actually happen in the vatican?

    • @solitarysurreal3652
      @solitarysurreal3652 2 года назад +3

      "I've told you, no sleeping here!" Gets me every time 😂

    • @no_one01-5
      @no_one01-5 2 года назад

      @Lord Cregan Stark yep

    • @JenniferRademaker
      @JenniferRademaker 2 года назад

      Where else would one hide? This show is hilarious

    • @sissi8610
      @sissi8610 Год назад

      I know this is late. Just looked at it now. I was so upset a few days ago, having a perfectly innocent conversation, and for some reason we brushed on Nazis and the Ukraine, etc. I'm from Austria, and for some reason I gave a few "Sieg Heil" Nazi Salutes, just what I thought innocent kind of stuff, you know. I'm a Vegetarian, no harm to anybody, but I'd love to express myself. But for some reason, this Jewish guy (he exposed himself as such), took offence to my theatrical Nazi imitations. Honesty, some people have no wisdom, I'm the most compassionate person there is, just have a wicked sense of black humor, and this Jewish guy thinks I'm a Nazi. God. He said, I should think twice before doing a Nazi Salute. Stuff him

  • @omaralsaadi1751
    @omaralsaadi1751 3 года назад +71

    5:00 when you're so into collecting Nazi Memorabilia you collect a literal former Nazi officer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 4 года назад +117

    Fun fact: you turn on the French subtitles and instead of Dougal saying Ted once did an impression of Stephen Hawking, he says Ted once impersonated Christopher Reeve.

    • @souljastation5463
      @souljastation5463 3 года назад +8

      This means that the French adapters didn't know who Stephen Hawking was.

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 3 года назад +11

      @@souljastation5463 Which is odd, because Stephen Hawking is a pretty well-known reference.

    • @NoahSpurrier
      @NoahSpurrier 3 года назад +3

      That is a fun fact.

    • @wombatlittle1
      @wombatlittle1 2 года назад +2

      And in English Dougals name is Google

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 2 года назад +1

      @@souljastation5463 I'm pretty sure the subtitles are taken from the French dub. There was an earlier instance where they changed the names of supermarkets to something that French people would know. I'm pretty sure they changed it in the French dub because it was more recent and therefore fresh in the memory of the public.

  • @brinkybrinkz
    @brinkybrinkz 5 лет назад +147

    This episode is classic! From beginning to end. So funny! Very very very very very very very dark blue.

    • @rstrgal99
      @rstrgal99 4 года назад +4

      They’ll shaft you every time

    • @writeract2
      @writeract2 4 года назад +3

      this show was much much much funnier than i ever expected - tho deeply sacrilgeious - they didn't need to do that - the writing was good w/o it.

    • @anthony-kelly
      @anthony-kelly Месяц назад

      ​@@writeract2How is it sacrilegious?

  • @seanleftwich
    @seanleftwich 3 года назад +11

    “I am Chinese if you please” Lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @carolhart8696
    @carolhart8696 2 года назад +25

    I love when Ted suggests Father Jack may be agoraphobic, and Dugal tells him he doubts Jack is afraid of fighting.😂

  • @Summerdontknowme
    @Summerdontknowme 5 лет назад +322

    The Chinese. A great bunch of lads

  • @malirabbit6228
    @malirabbit6228 4 года назад +67

    I loved how Mrs Doyle prayed all the way down the stairs! It was her faith that cured her! ! !

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 2 года назад +13

      Well if anyone in the Parochial House deserved to have their prayers answered it's her

    • @bluebyyou7504
      @bluebyyou7504 7 месяцев назад +2

      Amen

  • @justyna8156
    @justyna8156 4 года назад +28

    "That's my curiosity satisfied..." 😂

  • @a.tanner8524
    @a.tanner8524 4 года назад +18

    I like the bit where he escapes to the pub thinking he’s safe there and everyone in there is Chinese. Classic

  • @bezzaderbane9890
    @bezzaderbane9890 5 лет назад +59

    I always liked the Chinese version of the Father Ted theme in the credits to finish off with lol

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 4 года назад +4

      Yes, it's a swell bunch of notes there!

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад +45

    When mrs doyle fell down the stairs and said I'm cured

  • @staplafara
    @staplafara 7 лет назад +136

    Thank you for the upload. Without you, i couldn`t watch this wonderful comedy series. If i had any money, i would buy the entire set.
    Thanks from Germany...

  • @badgerlordpatrick6493
    @badgerlordpatrick6493 2 года назад +9

    This episode is way ahead of its time. 30 years ahead of its time.

  • @bahanah
    @bahanah 3 года назад +15

    I happened to watch a clip from this episode, and I can honestly say I did not regret clicking that thumbnail. I love this show so much!

  • @Jotari
    @Jotari 2 года назад +14

    I love that he included Mr Miyagi in the slide show XD Like, he's not Chinese. It's even a bit of a stretch to call him Japanese.

  • @kingawags
    @kingawags 4 года назад +32

    The look on Dougle's face while Ted's doing the impression is priceless!

  • @ughmazing8073
    @ughmazing8073 3 года назад +5

    The old dude singing "Deutschland, Deutschland" freaking kills me 😂🤣

  • @boddah
    @boddah 6 лет назад +68

    what time do i need to devote myself to racism

  • @knight_bear
    @knight_bear 7 лет назад +47

    The memories this program brings back 😊

  • @LadyEowyn
    @LadyEowyn 3 года назад +16

    Is this show always this funny because I'm ready to binge the entire series?

    • @tyrotrainer765
      @tyrotrainer765 3 года назад +6

      @Wolf by Nite Seconded. If you like this you'll definitely love Fawlty Towers, probably the funniest comedy ever to come out of the UK. Sadly only 12 30-minute episodes. I've seen it dozens and dozens of times and it still makes me belly laugh. Another is Only fools and Horses - a real classic. Neither series contains a single F-word; they rely upon pure comic genius and casting.

    • @LadyEowyn
      @LadyEowyn 3 года назад +1

      @@tyrotrainer765 I will look into that.

    • @NoahSpurrier
      @NoahSpurrier 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @evelynwaugh4053
      @evelynwaugh4053 2 года назад +1

      @@tyrotrainer765 And Still Game!

  • @beccas9783
    @beccas9783 4 года назад +25

    This is the funniest episode of Father Ted, and I’m Chinese btw

    • @lancasterII
      @lancasterII Год назад +4

      I hope you never come across anyone suffering from "fat eyes" lol.

  • @MrAppie9090
    @MrAppie9090 7 лет назад +84

    This has to be one of the funniest episodes i've seen ever, thanks for the upload!

  • @zennybean153
    @zennybean153 2 года назад +3

    Glenn Quinn was the delivery guy with the tea allergy. He played Doyle on Angel. Loved him on there. RIP.

  • @CalumHGaming
    @CalumHGaming 6 лет назад +77

    You put Cyanide next to the Valium you old fool! lol

  • @thomassimmons1950
    @thomassimmons1950 6 лет назад +58

    This is some of most brilliant TV comedy I've ever seen... three cheers for Craggy Island...!

  • @MrFiddee
    @MrFiddee 4 года назад +4

    I saw this Episode ages ago(10-15 years), back than I didn't know what the show was called or anything to go on at all. But I remember the end scene for YEARS, and finally I was able to see it all over again. Thank you utmost kindly for sharing this, the whole series.

  • @el6178
    @el6178 4 года назад +22

    Best episode ever.. I love Father Ted. I really love every minute of it.

  • @aumayavernonm3
    @aumayavernonm3 2 года назад +6

    The show is underrated. If they were to bring it back I'd watch it. Too funny!!!

  • @mavallor
    @mavallor 2 года назад +5

    Mrs. Doyle praying out loud as she rolls down the stairs will never not be funny

  • @thunderchild1355
    @thunderchild1355 7 лет назад +58

    Epic Episode

  • @brians3987
    @brians3987 3 года назад +9

    I keep playing when she falls down the steps over and over and I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Oh Holy Mary! Mother of God of Jesus and His blessed Saints! Oh Holy Mary! I'm CURED!!!! 😂

  • @katiebrent3332
    @katiebrent3332 4 года назад +11

    Mrs Doyle falling off the roof. Too funny.

  • @NickTasy
    @NickTasy 6 лет назад +38

    Best episode from the entire show

  • @mikewilliams4438
    @mikewilliams4438 2 года назад +4

    Hats off for the writing of this one, very funny series

  • @duffy6263
    @duffy6263 6 лет назад +13

    this is one of the funniest episodes of any t.v. show in the history of t.v!!!

  • @maranathasos3381
    @maranathasos3381 5 месяцев назад +1

    The delivery guy who says he might die from drinking tea and Mrs Doyle “i’ll make you a cup any way in case you change your mind…”

  • @fatimaguilford2685
    @fatimaguilford2685 7 лет назад +160

    Omg our Maori people if New Zealand made an appearance lol, the struggle of being kiwi, getting way to excited when we are mentioned. :-)

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 6 лет назад +8

      The Maori people rock! I'm always happy when they get mentioned too. [:)]

    • @gallywag9755
      @gallywag9755 6 лет назад +4

      haha we get mentioned in another episode.. the father jack funeral episode lol

    • @Thunda1986
      @Thunda1986 6 лет назад +2

      I remember when I first saw that I was like WTF

    • @Sailorsega
      @Sailorsega 6 лет назад +6

      That's the whitest Maori I've ever seen, though.

    • @elmervenderkiepf2560
      @elmervenderkiepf2560 6 лет назад +3

      Torilla tavataan! Perkele! Oh.. never mind.

  • @ollietaro
    @ollietaro Месяц назад +1

    I lost it several times while watching this episode 😂

  • @seanleftwich
    @seanleftwich 3 года назад +2

    “Oh no no no no, I feel 20 years younger” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Cwmbran1984
    @Cwmbran1984 5 лет назад +15

    Ming the merciless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PoeticProse7
    @PoeticProse7 4 года назад +6

    The moment the words 'war memorobilia' came up I turned to my roommate and said, "Oh, shite. He's a closet Nazi!"

  • @javen69
    @javen69 6 лет назад +15

    The hamster 22:56 haha

  • @MzuMzu-nx1em
    @MzuMzu-nx1em 5 лет назад +10

    The final is something hilarious at impossible level。best cheers ever

  • @eddievhfan1984
    @eddievhfan1984 6 лет назад +15

    Poor Dougal. Got in way too deep. hehe

  • @uweinhamburg
    @uweinhamburg 4 года назад +4

    The music at the end - genius!!

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket Год назад +3

    Poor Ted.
    He finally gets what he (more or less) wants...a great parish to live in.
    But he can't help himself and mucks it all up.
    And is then stuck with Dougal et al for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever....

  • @hoodieinfestation
    @hoodieinfestation 6 лет назад +32

    Man, this is almost Scott’s Tots level cringeworthy. I love it!

  • @missuntitledblog
    @missuntitledblog 6 лет назад +10

    The end credits bg music was brilliant lol

  • @Retailman100
    @Retailman100 7 лет назад +14

    thank you for the upload

  • @amandareusser6121
    @amandareusser6121 4 года назад +2

    One of my absolute favorite episodes!!!

  • @tannarbuck7908
    @tannarbuck7908 3 года назад +3

    I remember seeing this as a kid it was like the Irish Seinfeld

  • @sickpat7197
    @sickpat7197 5 лет назад +13

    In all of the 600 years there were Irish settlers on that Island, there has never been a single Chinese person that set foot upon it...until Father Ted told a joke. LMFAO

  • @tedlanz5038
    @tedlanz5038 4 года назад +2

    That has got to be one of the best in the series!!!!

  • @ughmazing8073
    @ughmazing8073 3 года назад +3

    I love this episode. That room is absolutely awesome 😂

  • @blofeld2430
    @blofeld2430 3 месяца назад +1

    15:00 Dougal is a genius, that's some brilliant piece of advice.

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier 2 года назад +2

    It’s hard to pick the funniest episode, but this is up there.

  • @reekwind1294
    @reekwind1294 2 года назад +5

    Top notch Irish humor

  • @brinkybrinkz
    @brinkybrinkz 5 лет назад +16

    Look at the table it's so dirty I can write my name in it. There's a G in Dougal. Lol!!!

    • @gabrielesolletico518
      @gabrielesolletico518 4 года назад +6

      Oh, thank you! I really couldn't understand what were they saying!!

  • @BobiMcBob
    @BobiMcBob 2 года назад +1

    i like how the dude just started singing "deutschland deutschland über alles"

  • @sexobscura
    @sexobscura 6 лет назад +9

    everyone needs a little tapestry to calm the nerves

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 3 года назад

    Thanks for posting!

  • @Chick3nluvver
    @Chick3nluvver 2 года назад

    this is a great episode for 2021

  • @mriyaz5964
    @mriyaz5964 6 лет назад +8

    Dead parrot you're alive now!!!! Thanks for uploading.

  • @byronelenica8329
    @byronelenica8329 4 года назад +18

    Very funny. When humour was not under control.

  • @dombarillari1735
    @dombarillari1735 7 лет назад +238

    when T.V was funny

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 6 лет назад +28

      That comment says more about you than it does about comedy.

    • @AlphaGoII
      @AlphaGoII 5 лет назад +9

      Ah So, it was

    • @bezzaderbane9890
      @bezzaderbane9890 5 лет назад +21

      When TV did sitcoms and not a load of reality shite and talent contests.

    • @tibfulv
      @tibfulv 5 лет назад +8

      Before Linehan decided to join the bigots.

    • @THEORIGIONALDontTreadOnMe
      @THEORIGIONALDontTreadOnMe 4 года назад +6

      @@Aleikey grow a brain

  • @jamiemcdaniel8155
    @jamiemcdaniel8155 3 года назад

    Thanks for video

  • @loner_wolf6614
    @loner_wolf6614 5 лет назад +5

    thank you youtube. where has this show been all my love life .??? thanks for uploading!

  • @gabrielesolletico518
    @gabrielesolletico518 4 года назад +3

    18:50 Lol "Kung Fu Fighting" aired in the air! :)

  • @markvines7308
    @markvines7308 2 года назад +1

    One of the funniest episodes of one of the funniest shows to ever grace our screens.

  • @justinreyez5561
    @justinreyez5561 5 лет назад +12

    there's a joke with the hamster getting away on the bike, but what was it??

  • @mikewarfin2923
    @mikewarfin2923 6 лет назад +5

    Father Ted is the best. Remember watching on CBC years ago.

    • @ryandommerman9295
      @ryandommerman9295 3 года назад +2

      Same here (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation for people's information). In my case I must of first watched this episode when I was almost 13 as I recall back then.

  • @henryhammond7393
    @henryhammond7393 3 года назад +6

    Ted, not particularly a racist man, does something racist and at least realizes how wrong it was... I mean mainly cuz he got caught by the wrong guy... and then gets punished by the universe for the rest of the episode. 😂

  • @shaneupham705
    @shaneupham705 6 лет назад +1

    i loved this show when i first saw it as a kid and fell in love with it ever since :D thank you dead parrot for putting the entire series up :D i have to admit my only 2 fav characters are double and jack DRINK DRINK FICK FICK OFF ARSE ARSE DRINK DRINK

  • @user-et6pj4db9s
    @user-et6pj4db9s 2 месяца назад

    I always liked the Chinese version of the Ted theme at the end too.

  • @docwho10th88
    @docwho10th88 7 лет назад +22

    NOT A RACIST! lolz!

  • @hunord.9903
    @hunord.9903 7 лет назад +51

    Nazi in a box. Ha, ha. You've got delivery!

    • @andrewzheng4038
      @andrewzheng4038 5 лет назад +4

      Hunor D. Mr Ethnic Cleansing has arrived!

    • @davidcool5189
      @davidcool5189 4 года назад

      It's not delivery it's DiGiorno!

    • @omaralsaadi1751
      @omaralsaadi1751 3 года назад

      @@andrewzheng4038 Mr.Clean Commercial Gone wrong 😂

  • @TheDobleQ
    @TheDobleQ 6 лет назад +13

    This episode is super important nowadays...

  • @delnabharucha7027
    @delnabharucha7027 6 лет назад +6

    What an amazing episode.

  • @keithglimmer4505
    @keithglimmer4505 5 лет назад +26

    "Herr Hitler....signing a few death warrants there."
    " funny how you get more conservative as you get older. "

    • @mg725
      @mg725 3 года назад +2

      "more right wing" but who's paying that much obsessive attention to every hilarious thing Ted says?

    • @fergspan5727
      @fergspan5727 3 года назад

      I see what you did there Keith

  • @frankbijnens929
    @frankbijnens929 3 года назад +1

    Best Father EVER!!😃😃

  • @MainDrainStudios
    @MainDrainStudios 4 года назад +4

    one of the best episode of Father Ted, for sure :D

  • @lll-bm1cp
    @lll-bm1cp 4 года назад +8

    Ted is a racist, yes, but the show is not racist! It's making fun of him for being a racist! How do people not see that?

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 3 года назад

      D.E \\ because some people think this show should be taken seriously.

  • @samspencer582
    @samspencer582 9 месяцев назад

    I wish I had this war memorabilia collection. Very awesome! Lucky Father Ted to inherit the collection.

  • @kingietk
    @kingietk 7 месяцев назад +2

    Ted, can you explain these expenses in the accounts?What are they for?

  • @AlphaGoII
    @AlphaGoII 5 лет назад +3

    Awesome episode

  • @AstAMoore
    @AstAMoore 6 лет назад +49

    How very prophetic.

    • @MIck-M
      @MIck-M 5 лет назад +9

      @@Noises I think he meant that now the craziness they made fun of has come true - the whole apologizing for something you werent doing in the first place, victim-hood lefty thing. I don't think he is an NPC or there wouldn't be more than 5 likes. You did a friendly fire incident on an ally I reckon lol.

    • @StevePhoenix
      @StevePhoenix 3 года назад +6

      ​@@MIck-M That is the worst possible interpretation of this episode's point. Graham Linehan said this is based on the racism immigrants faced when moving to Ireland in the 90s. He wrote this in frustration that the Irish have the reputation of being the friendliest people in the world, yet, when that was put to the test, they failed. You can see that clearly in the multi ethnic celebration, where Ted does the classic "I'm not racist, I know a black guy", then proceeds to make empty platitudes about chinese history to the point where he praised the very reason they left China in the first place. Ted isn't portrayed as accidentally racist, he's portrayed as mildly racist with incidents of perceived fascism due to misunderstandings. Arthur Matthews pointed out that the residents of Craggy Island followed Ted's example enthusiastically, whereas in the episode where he was protesting a blasphemous film they did exactly the opposite of what he told them, pointing out how easily people can jump on the racist bandwagon. Your interpretation says a lot about you. For one you didn't bother to find out Graham Linehan is a lefty.

  • @duckduckgoismuchbetter
    @duckduckgoismuchbetter 2 года назад +1

    Mrs Doyle falling down the stairs 17:27

  • @a.tanner8524
    @a.tanner8524 4 года назад +3

    The Chinese - A great bunch of lads.

  • @mobiuskatchmar2094
    @mobiuskatchmar2094 6 лет назад +21

    Do you think Morgan had to actively practice the Hitler gesticulations for maximum impact?

  • @lozzieboy
    @lozzieboy 3 года назад +1

    There’s a g in dou(g)al. “Where?”

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад +3

    Hilarious

  • @michele8208
    @michele8208 7 лет назад +6

    RUclips sick with all their ads...which we skip👺

  • @taloob493
    @taloob493 4 года назад +4

    Lol father jack coming out of the box in an SS uniform