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  • Опубликовано: 2 апр 2017
  • On a flight back from pilgrimage, the priests' tour of the cockpit goes wrong and the plane's fuel supply is jettisoned.
    Beloved sitcom focused on three priests living on Craggy Island, a remote island off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly is sent to the island as punishment for using charitable funds for a holiday in Las Vegas, but his true punishment comes in the form of Father Dougal Maguire and Jack Hackett, one a fresh-faced naive young priest, and the other a foul-mouthed, rage-filled alcoholic. Mrs Doyle is their nosy housekeeper, who makes plentiful pots of tea and never takes `no' for an answer. Despite their isolation, the priests get into their fair share of mildly sinful, entirely madcap adventures.
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Комментарии • 196

  • @206wildcard
    @206wildcard 2 года назад +64

    How can you enjoy Mr. Bean being blind? This is genius.

  • @gsf67
    @gsf67 6 лет назад +265

    20 years on, and it's lost none of its magic.

    • @emilinebelle7811
      @emilinebelle7811 4 года назад +6

      gsf67 for some reason when I hear “20 years ago” I picture the 70’s. No idea why.

    • @sinsoftheswamp8346
      @sinsoftheswamp8346 2 года назад

      @@emilinebelle7811 nows it's 50 years agp

    • @a.tanner8524
      @a.tanner8524 2 года назад

      @@emilinebelle7811 That’s because we’re still living in the 90’s. Oh why can’t it still be the 90’s?

  • @maximillianford9301
    @maximillianford9301 3 года назад +35

    'It's me, in the nip, with a dog.' Just about the most random moment in the entire series but I cry laughing every time I watch it hahahaha

  • @wilhelmsarosen4735
    @wilhelmsarosen4735 6 лет назад +215

    9:08 Listening to Mr. Bean... what a subtle joke.

    • @Vesnicie
      @Vesnicie 6 лет назад +27

      L'Hermit d'Sevan yes of course! And it actually took you to write it out like that for me to finally get the joke too. Thanks mate!

    • @lizzychrome7630
      @lizzychrome7630 5 лет назад +3

      I.....don't get it. (I've never seen Mr. Bean.)

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman 5 лет назад +49

      @@lizzychrome7630 It's physical comedy, the character doesn't talk.

    • @pepe6666
      @pepe6666 5 лет назад +3

      ooOOOoohhhh now i get it. haaAaa

    • @hikaruultma
      @hikaruultma 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah I thought "what an awful thing to listen to, it's all visual" hahaha

  • @ineffablemars
    @ineffablemars 6 лет назад +211

    I'm exactly like Ted in this episode.. when things are going fine I tend to worry and become anxious, but when things go to shit I feel mentally prepared because I spent all that time worrying about every possible scenario in which something can go wrong.

    • @visheshharnal1
      @visheshharnal1 4 года назад +2

      @Riordan Plows no jam Trinity-jandhan Aadhar mobile , ok and I'm Hyderabadi

    • @kyle9maloney
      @kyle9maloney 3 года назад +4

      When you worry , you suffer twice

    • @ineffablemars
      @ineffablemars 3 года назад

      @Riordan Plows I don't work at an office, dickhead. I work with individuals with autism. I've gotten bitten.

    • @Soki7000
      @Soki7000 3 года назад +1

      Fat to Fierce I’m exactly the same

  • @Sitarya
    @Sitarya 2 года назад +9

    So Father Larry Duff developed a fear of flying AFTER all those crashes he was in?! This after skiing over rocks, avalanche, car off a cliff, getting arrested for terrorism, mauled by 10 rottweilers, the wheel of death, to mention a few. The Indestructible Priest.

  • @peacemakerwolf8972
    @peacemakerwolf8972 6 лет назад +78

    Father fluffy bottom saves the day!!

  • @rachellowrie2320
    @rachellowrie2320 6 лет назад +103

    I'll tell how much of a telephone for dogs that joke phone is. First squeak out of it while watching this vid and my dog appeared by my side with an expectant look.

  • @howiecourt3445
    @howiecourt3445 4 года назад +67

    Father Ted: "I feel fearless.... like Jeff Bridges in that movie"
    Dougal: "I haven't seen that one"
    Father Ted: "Not many people have Dougal. It's probably a bad reference"
    Seriously funny stuff!!!

    • @tesold1048
      @tesold1048 3 года назад +3

      What movie is he talking about?

    • @MardyAss
      @MardyAss 3 года назад +8

      @@tesold1048 That's the name of it. Fearless.

    • @paullatimer1639
      @paullatimer1639 2 года назад +1

      @@tesold1048 fearless is a movie about a plane crash.

    • @Zodroo_Tint
      @Zodroo_Tint Год назад

      @@paullatimer1639 And it's a good movie.

  • @StarFyre
    @StarFyre 4 года назад +13

    Dougal hanging up the phone... sheer genius!

  • @gabrielesolletico518
    @gabrielesolletico518 4 года назад +37

    "He doens't know he's a priest" is the best line of this episode, until 11:32 at least! Thank you so much for puttin' this on, Dead Parrot!!

  • @crystalheart9
    @crystalheart9 6 лет назад +77

    Oh my gosh, I'm gonna be so sad when I come to the end of this show!

  • @bellestrange1951
    @bellestrange1951 4 года назад +29

    Should we not have a bit of an old pray?

  • @ryanseymour1807
    @ryanseymour1807 4 года назад +14

    As they say Classic Comedy NEVER GETS OLD it's such a shame that they don't make make shows like this anymore BUT I'm so grateful to dead parrot and You tube to be able to share these with the world and keep shows like this alive

  • @vladimirdosen9767
    @vladimirdosen9767 5 лет назад +38

    Still one of the best shows ever.

    • @gabrielesolletico518
      @gabrielesolletico518 4 года назад

      That's true! I just discovered it a couple of days ago... they almost never aired this on in my Country.

    • @jezebeljones659
      @jezebeljones659 2 года назад

      Totally agree!

  • @darksigben
    @darksigben 3 года назад +9

    This is better than hollywood films with airplanes 😂😂😂

  • @michellegulden1052
    @michellegulden1052 2 года назад +10

    Father Ted is one of my favorite shows. The directing, writing, acting, it's perfection. I love Graham Norton and he portrays his character extremely well, love this one and the one with the cave.

  • @timothyhall3545
    @timothyhall3545 4 года назад +17

    Father Jacks worst nightmare. All that booze, and he can't reach it.

  • @solomonkain
    @solomonkain 4 года назад +24

    The theme tune has a nostalgic, calming effect on me - memories of a better time! Wonderful.

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 2 года назад

      Yeah, it’s kind of outdated…but GOOD!

    • @retrofract
      @retrofract Год назад +1

      Exact same here man

  •  5 лет назад +38

    15:19 Boom mic!

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 2 года назад

      Yeah, I saw it.
      It’s a bit sad, makes the show feel a bit tacky.

  • @CzechMirco
    @CzechMirco 3 года назад +11

    8:40 - Father Noel doesn't appear very often on the show, but even he obviosly heard about the Sealink incident :D

  • @SukoYote
    @SukoYote 6 лет назад +39

    "Hey, we're on a plane!"

  • @XIceLitNickX
    @XIceLitNickX 7 лет назад +33

    Graham Linehan's face HAHAHA

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 4 года назад +10

    Binging on Father Ted! PS whenever you hear “Father Larry Duff”...

  • @CheetahFoxx
    @CheetahFoxx 4 года назад +8

    The plane is an RJ 115 on the outside but an a310 on the inside

  • @anneliesvantwesteinde7613
    @anneliesvantwesteinde7613 4 года назад +7

    I like that there are only priests and nuns on the plane.

    • @MsErikdeking
      @MsErikdeking 2 года назад

      Hee Annelies, ja, ze komen net van bedevaart. Buurvrouw annelies uit waarder neem ik aan?

  • @maxheight22
    @maxheight22 5 лет назад +31

    Fun fact: The pilot is played by Gerard Murphy, who has been in a number of things like Waterworld, Doctor Who and Batman Begins.

    • @gabrielesolletico518
      @gabrielesolletico518 4 года назад +2

      Thank you!

    • @lozzieboy
      @lozzieboy 3 года назад +2

      Oh yeah!!! The guy with ginger long hair in water world. The bad guy

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 2 года назад +1

      But this must be the peak of his carrier!

    • @jezebeljones659
      @jezebeljones659 2 года назад +2

      He does a great job. Working on this show must have been fun for any actor! Or crew person.

    • @robirvine6970
      @robirvine6970 4 месяца назад

      Hiw the fuck is that a fun fact? "A role in this show was played by an actor"

  • @erinw8787
    @erinw8787 4 года назад +8

    Father Ted NEVER gets old ❤️😂😂😂.

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 2 года назад

      Nope, he’ll never get old. He’ll ”stay” 45 y/o for the rest of time!

    • @erinw8787
      @erinw8787 2 года назад +1

      @@Thellbro sadly that is true :(

    • @jezebeljones659
      @jezebeljones659 2 года назад

      @@Thellbro "That's a bit morbid, isn't it?" The whole point is, life'll kill ya. You might as well laugh -- and, Mrs. Doyle would be the first to tell you, enjoy every sandwich. Listen to some Warren Zevon songs-- I bet the writers of this show like HIS work.

  • @420glass
    @420glass 6 лет назад +47

    Today we can be anything we want

    • @craffte
      @craffte 6 лет назад +6

      Your icon looks like Father Stack! Lol sorry

    • @discountplaguedoctor88
      @discountplaguedoctor88 3 года назад

      @@craffte I think that's Father Walton, the guy with that disease at stage twelve.

  • @seenidev
    @seenidev 2 года назад +4

    last scene is pure gold.

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 3 года назад +3

    21:06 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Typical Noel 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @karinebvaz
    @karinebvaz 5 лет назад +28

    Dougal's basically a child

    • @p.v.b533
      @p.v.b533 4 года назад +3

      than i guess he must molest priests

    • @marcov88
      @marcov88 3 года назад +1

      That’s the whole joke of it

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura Год назад

      A child of God 😇 ❤ 🙏

  • @stevencoates3382
    @stevencoates3382 4 года назад +3

    Hey, WHERE ON A PLANE!!!
    Lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @markrobinson9394
    @markrobinson9394 21 день назад

    21:34 “ARRRRGGHHH!!! What am I doing on the feckin’ wheel?!!!! ARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”
    By far, my fav moment of the episode. And the reveal of Ted at 21:58 was hilarious too.

  • @lshuski
    @lshuski 4 года назад +10

    Graham Norton! So cute🤩

    • @thadtuiol1717
      @thadtuiol1717 4 года назад +2

      Really? I find him annoying and irritating.

    • @lshuski
      @lshuski 4 года назад +5

      @@thadtuiol1717 The character may be annoying and irritating, but Graham Norton is not.

    • @hueynapalm
      @hueynapalm 4 года назад +1

      Thad tuiol
      Agreed. Over the top flamboyance isn’t funny, just aggravating.

    • @jezebeljones659
      @jezebeljones659 2 года назад +1

      @@thadtuiol1717 Good, then he's done his job right.

    • @jezebeljones659
      @jezebeljones659 2 года назад

      @@hueynapalm He's sending it up, you eejit!

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 3 года назад +4

    Thanks so much for posting!

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON 3 года назад +6

    Thanks so much for this content! You are the best!

  • @charliecharlie5566
    @charliecharlie5566 4 года назад +4

    Thank for the Spanish subtitles 😍

  • @cheremichael367
    @cheremichael367 3 года назад +2

    March 2021, still comedy gold! 😂🤣

  • @johnnydemaggio8127
    @johnnydemaggio8127 2 года назад +2

    15:17. check the boom mic in above the dude's head lol

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 2 года назад +1

    08:50 - 09:10 "I'm listening to comedy on these, it's MR. BEAN." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💪💪💪💪💪👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 3 месяца назад

    At around 8:28 you can hear someone in the crowd shouting something that sounds like "PRESS IT!"

  • @roberttucker1527
    @roberttucker1527 5 лет назад +2

    Pure class

  • @frankbijnens929
    @frankbijnens929 3 года назад +1

    Shouldn t we all pray.......😂😂

  • @Clark-Gaybeul
    @Clark-Gaybeul 2 месяца назад

    brilliant

  • @a.tanner8524
    @a.tanner8524 4 года назад +5

    I want to know how father Jack pulled the rip cord on the drink trolley’s parachute to open it after he jumped out of the plane.

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 2 года назад +1

      He dove after it and did it in midair, THEN pulled his own cord.

    • @a.tanner8524
      @a.tanner8524 2 года назад +3

      @@Thellbro Of course. How silly of me.

    • @a.tanner8524
      @a.tanner8524 2 года назад +1

      @@Thellbro But do you think an alcoholic priest in his late 70’s would be able to do that?

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 2 года назад +2

      @@a.tanner8524 Late 70s? I think he’s in his late 40s, just a tad bit older than Ted himself. 😆

    • @a.tanner8524
      @a.tanner8524 2 года назад +1

      @@Thellbro OK then, well answer me this: How did he qualify to play in the priest’s over 75’s football championship then?

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 2 года назад +1

    08:09 - 08:19 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
    Father Noel is the best character in the entire episode!!!!!!!!!! And father Fay the second best, the Monkey-Man 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

  • @vissenekku
    @vissenekku 2 года назад +1

    Now I wonder how a Mr Bean audio comedy would work.

  • @milesc.anthony2811
    @milesc.anthony2811 4 года назад +3

    Hahaha, the Captain Ted's speaking with at 19:20 played a corrupt Judge of Gotham in "Batman Begins".

  • @gui18bif
    @gui18bif 2 года назад +1

    I thought Dougal was going to click on the button again

  • @mollykeane2571
    @mollykeane2571 3 года назад

    So funny!!!

  • @wraith5112
    @wraith5112 3 года назад +2

    It would have brilliant if Dougal refused to give the tape away becos of some MAD reason.

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 2 года назад +1

      I defo thought he’d used it up when Ted asked him for it.

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif 2 года назад +1

      Or if he pressed the button again

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 3 года назад

    8:23 LOL

  • @tubaraofeio1053
    @tubaraofeio1053 4 года назад +4

    15:18 - 15:19 boom mic

  • @wilfredjurassicyes
    @wilfredjurassicyes 3 года назад +5

    I love this show so very much. I swear this this is most of my family. Except i live in fuck-stick kentucky.

  • @igorberkovic8256
    @igorberkovic8256 4 года назад +1

    15:45 words of wisdom

  • @HorrorLover98
    @HorrorLover98 4 года назад +1

    Poor Father Jack

  • @pkunkbwok
    @pkunkbwok 5 лет назад

    21:58 That's a _nice_ model...

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 2 года назад

      I think it’s a real one.

  • @missuntitledblog
    @missuntitledblog 6 лет назад +4

    Mr bean?? Lol

  • @staceygreszko5319
    @staceygreszko5319 2 года назад

    The best after a few beers and shots of vodka! DRINK!

  • @Thellbro
    @Thellbro 2 года назад

    3:16 Graham Linehan doing a cameo.

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 2 года назад

      Oh, and apperently a bit more.

  • @james_dl
    @james_dl Год назад

    That was actually a medical condition

  • @funniebunnie4u
    @funniebunnie4u 2 года назад

    8:22
    😊😅😂😂😂😅😊😅😂😂😅😊😊😊😂😂

  • @duperikles
    @duperikles 11 месяцев назад

    20:29 Masonic Grip!! Hilarious! I wonder if Dermot was a Mason. I got my 3rd degree apron myself, hence my recognition.

    • @robirvine6970
      @robirvine6970 4 месяца назад

      It's just a handshake. You're not special.

  • @carolineg1872
    @carolineg1872 3 года назад

    I did yeah.

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 3 года назад

    06:09 - 06:23 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheModernHermeticist
    @TheModernHermeticist 6 лет назад +4

    DRINK

  • @oliverholmes-gunning5372
    @oliverholmes-gunning5372 4 года назад

    Is that Graham Linehan as the voice of the pilot? Sounds like him...

  • @demc9525
    @demc9525 3 года назад +1

    should we just have a little pray..

  • @jefelix2010
    @jefelix2010 6 лет назад +10

    Jack got what he deserves XD

  • @nouveauprofil
    @nouveauprofil 3 года назад

    God is listening intently at 15.18 - upper left corner

  • @johnfleming1911
    @johnfleming1911 4 года назад

    Again boys on a fiddle oh gosh

  • @jeremydabal9000
    @jeremydabal9000 4 года назад +1

    Who's really throwing roll paper at father ted

  • @colleenhenry8022
    @colleenhenry8022 2 года назад +1

    Father Jack is awful!! They should get Father Stack on the flight!!😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @lorenzosampsongt6901
    @lorenzosampsongt6901 2 года назад

    13:55

  • @kyle9maloney
    @kyle9maloney 3 года назад

    Can we get a reboot with Dylan Moran and Karl pilkopant

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 2 года назад

    11:08 - 12:18 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @florianmathaess1803
    @florianmathaess1803 2 года назад

    10:01 - 10:34 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💪💪💪💪💪👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @IBrianrish
    @IBrianrish 5 лет назад +8

    When I put this comment this video has or had 400 Likes God Bless Father Ted.

  • @samagainaloneandin1464
    @samagainaloneandin1464 2 года назад

    Emergency

  • @kundaliniknight
    @kundaliniknight 3 года назад +1

    Why isn't Fr. Dick Byrne on the plane?

  • @FranchiseSHR
    @FranchiseSHR 5 лет назад +3

    Father Jack's punch, ouch...how can u listen to mr bean, he mumbles and grunts

    • @maximillianford9301
      @maximillianford9301 4 года назад +3

      That's sort of the joke

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 2 года назад

      Punch is straight out of ”Comando” with Arnie.

  • @only257
    @only257 5 лет назад

    Hiliarous👻

  • @jigsawzoubir
    @jigsawzoubir 6 лет назад +3

    What the hell is wrong with subtitles here 16:21 ?

    • @TheodorBjork
      @TheodorBjork 5 лет назад

      oh dear... why would that happen?

    • @123raggett1
      @123raggett1 5 лет назад +1

      Tor SR Thidesen they’re autogenerated captions, so words appear as sounded out. Apparently the system isn’t very fluent when it comes to the Irish dialect...

    • @jezebeljones659
      @jezebeljones659 2 года назад

      @@123raggett1 The system is just stupid. Then again, it's just as loony as all the rest of Father Ted, so I guess it's in the spirit of the show.

  • @lindatalbot3268
    @lindatalbot3268 Год назад

    Dougal is the Irish Forrest Gump

  • @andyp2996
    @andyp2996 4 года назад

    If I was on that plane with Ted and Dougal and when Ted would say hang on i climb out of the plane I would have jumped in and said I'll do it and I would have climbed out and fixed the fuel line myself I myself am brave and not afraid of flying and I would have fixed that line with ease

    • @pauljohnson5190
      @pauljohnson5190 3 года назад +2

      You wouldn't be an Irish priest would you..?!? 🤣

  • @danielvanr.8681
    @danielvanr.8681 2 года назад +2

    1:09 What I'd like to do to the mask militia muppets. 😄😂🤣

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 2 года назад

      That move is from the movie ”Comando” with Arnie.
      ”Don’t bother my friend, he’s dead tired”

  • @samagainaloneandin1464
    @samagainaloneandin1464 2 года назад +1

    🤷

  • @videoroman506
    @videoroman506 2 года назад

    Ytp death

  • @nordicgaming2572
    @nordicgaming2572 9 месяцев назад

    Father Jack is my idol. I wanna be like him when I grow up!

  • @halbunner9833
    @halbunner9833 4 года назад +4

    Just found this in the plandemic of 2020. Good stuff.

    • @robirvine6970
      @robirvine6970 4 месяца назад

      Lol "plandemic" what happened to all the plots and plans you loonies kept claiming were about to happen? They all evaporated like the imaginary nonsense they were.

  • @daveo2992
    @daveo2992 3 года назад +1

    And here I thought I hated everything religious in any way this shows fucking funny it gives me the All in the family vibes or like married with children

  • @lizzychrome7630
    @lizzychrome7630 5 лет назад +11

    Sorry but I really don't like the monkey priest. I feel like he's trying to outdo Father Jack on the "crazy old guy" shtick. Plus I just hate monkeys.

  • @flashback0180
    @flashback0180 3 года назад

    Wow time does change, Assaulting guy for requesting not to smoke in a plane and horde the seats is considered funny?

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 3 года назад +1

      More like people have become lame.

    • @loyisad1211
      @loyisad1211 Год назад

      @@Krystalmyth More like only a moron would want cancer.

  • @lornamanningangus4931
    @lornamanningangus4931 Год назад

    Very good I remember it!😂😂😂