Fathers' Bad Habits: Smoking, Drinking & Rollerblading Priests | Father Ted S2 E8 | Absolute Jokes

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  • @Satellite_Of_Love
    @Satellite_Of_Love 4 года назад +293

    When my mother-in-law was in the process of quitting smoking, I sent her a few clips of Ted's struggles and it made her laugh. Almost a year now and she's smoke free!

    • @Satellite_Of_Love
      @Satellite_Of_Love 4 года назад +5

      @@anikdey It depends....is it a...."good morning"?

    • @Satellite_Of_Love
      @Satellite_Of_Love 4 года назад +4

      @@anikdey WE'VE BEEN ACTIVATED! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!

    • @Satellite_Of_Love
      @Satellite_Of_Love 4 года назад +3

      @@anikdey A MODEL AEROPLANE OF WATER?!

    • @Satellite_Of_Love
      @Satellite_Of_Love 4 года назад +3

      @@anikdey Hey! I don't do smack, or crack, or anything rhyming with ack! And I've never been trained to smack myself with heroin by trendy young people in their sixties!

    • @keithmallory5228
      @keithmallory5228 3 года назад +2

      Quitnet.com helped, 3 smoking cessation classes, gum, patches, felt it time to become again A *non-smoker*, cold turkey, 16th anniversary. ✌.

  • @Bee-ih5uy
    @Bee-ih5uy 2 года назад +27

    The toaster self-flagellation painting behind the singing nun (which I've never noticed before!) ties in so well with the "I really don't think pop tarts have any place in our Lord's plan for the world" bit - this show! 🤣

  • @prudencesidecafe2572
    @prudencesidecafe2572 5 лет назад +61

    The housekeeper is so great.
    I love her.

  • @bryanbutcher8062
    @bryanbutcher8062 5 лет назад +95

    I have watched every episode multiple times over the years. It is classic. My maternal grandfather was an Anglican priest and as a little kid I was fascinated by the black shirts and collars that he wore. They were exactly the same style. He also wore very very very ..... black socks.

    • @loner_wolf6614
      @loner_wolf6614 5 лет назад +4

      Get offff with that sortaaa thinggg !

    • @cheremichael367
      @cheremichael367 3 года назад +2

      Lol, how black? 😂🤣

    • @Willow-wv6cv
      @Willow-wv6cv 3 года назад +15

      Are you sure they weren't very very very very very dark blue?

    • @Gorboduc
      @Gorboduc Год назад +2

      They'll shaft ya every time. 👀

    • @coconut8bubblegum
      @coconut8bubblegum 2 месяца назад

      @@Willow-wv6cv😂😂😂😂

  • @TheTsar1918
    @TheTsar1918 7 лет назад +488

    DON'T TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKIN ISLAND!!

    • @gabrielesolletico518
      @gabrielesolletico518 5 лет назад +17

      That made me crack! Ahahahahahaah!!!! So there is a reason why Father Jack is ALWAYS so drunk... I had understimate him, until now!

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 4 года назад +16

      So it turns out he probably never wanted to be a priest, he probably just got drunk and did it by accident

    • @Satellite_Of_Love
      @Satellite_Of_Love 4 года назад +7

      @@sethleoric2598 So Jack got drunk, Dougal ate enough crisps and Ted.....won it off a scratch ticket...

    • @claytonmurray537
      @claytonmurray537 2 года назад

      (Points at Ted) Gobshite!

    • @fearlessnhan
      @fearlessnhan 4 месяца назад

      11:51 always love replaying this

  • @michaelodonoghue7464
    @michaelodonoghue7464 5 лет назад +101

    My Dad gave Me a £1 to buy an Easter Egg, thinking it would only cost him a few Shilling at most.
    I bought an Egg and Chocolates combination.
    It cost him 19 Shillings and 6 Pence.
    When I got home I handed him the 6 Pence change and Mother the Easter Egg and Chocolates.
    Father was speechless, but couldn't say a word against Me because Mother was Delighted.
    She kept the Chocolates but I got the Egg.
    Best Easter ever.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад +7

      One time we had a football game when I used to play for a local team. They had a BBQ where they cooked sausages for everyone and were selling them to parents and players, but I was a fussy eater as a kid and was playing so when mum asked if id like one I said no.
      Well, turns out they were no good and literally everyone that went ended up with hella food poisoning. Everyone but me. My sister has an aversion to sausages to this day and for me its just a comical occurrence.
      Best "maybe later" ever.

    • @calvaryapologetics
      @calvaryapologetics 3 года назад +2

      Thank you for sharing

  • @jacobbrian7950
    @jacobbrian7950 5 лет назад +113

    11:54 Every morning in Ireland....

    • @discountplaguedoctor88
      @discountplaguedoctor88 3 года назад +4

      More like 'every morning in an Australian penal camp', but that one doesn't work anymore.

  • @TheConstitutionalLibertarian
    @TheConstitutionalLibertarian 6 лет назад +47

    That was the smartest thing father Ted has ever done. Great ending.

  • @jmckenzie962
    @jmckenzie962 5 лет назад +37

    This episode is pure comic gold, a timeless classic. Up there with the first episode of Black Books and the first 2 seasons of Monty Python + their films.

  • @rebeccahaines9839
    @rebeccahaines9839 5 лет назад +43

    The on-hold nun has a beautiful voice! I love this episode. "ARNOLD? WHO'S ARNOLD?!"

  • @XIceLitNickX
    @XIceLitNickX 7 лет назад +252

    This episodes always makes me wonder how the show would've been like if the Rugged Island crew got the main roles instead.

    • @lazybelphegore6748
      @lazybelphegore6748 7 лет назад +65

      Fabian Chiang Not nearly as good! I cant imagine this show being nearly as good without the cast. It's a shame we have so little of Dermot Morgan on video. May he Rest In Peace.

    • @bored.in.california2111
      @bored.in.california2111 5 лет назад +5

      Actually you never know. A lot of shows have worked wonderfully where some of the most favorite characters were given partial roles. If only the other ones would have interesting stories and good actors I'm sure it would have worked wonderfully. Plus we might have had more seasons of this given the fact, as you guys mentioned, Dermot didn't want do keep doing father Ted and the fact that this show might have been a key factor in his untimely death.

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 5 лет назад +6

      Put it this way. There's a reason why the principal cast was chosen.

    • @Satellite_Of_Love
      @Satellite_Of_Love 4 года назад +12

      It almost did go to Father Dick Byrne. He was the original actor they had in mind.

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 3 года назад +4

      2:40 Father Dick Byrne was a rotten bastard in this episode. He had it coming at 23:07.

  • @elleryeggen9678
    @elleryeggen9678 5 лет назад +24

    Note the portrait @ 11 minutes. It would appear to be a priest with his hand in a toaster! Gotta love Father Ted!

    • @LuchsLater
      @LuchsLater 4 года назад +9

      That's Matty Hislop, the "Chairman" of the Matty Hislop Cult where the nuns work. Ted explains it a bit earlier, the guy with the kittens in his pocket. It absolutely amazes me that they printed a full size framed painting of him for a 10 second shot.

  • @glenbirbeck4098
    @glenbirbeck4098 6 лет назад +19

    Have the Father Ted episodes spiked during the Holy Father's visit to Ireland?? Art from suffering - brilliant series!

  • @HorrorLover98
    @HorrorLover98 4 года назад +21

    Is that it Father? Are you seeing things as they really are at last?
    OH MY GOD!!!!!!

  • @sevenoctobers7471
    @sevenoctobers7471 2 года назад +10

    Props to Rosemary Henderson for playing Sister Assumpta. Comedic timing on point 😆

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 6 лет назад +41

    I can't help but wonder if that skate was purpose-built for a sight gag.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад +4

      Funniest thing in the episode, though, and Dougall's face 😂

  • @geitmetsik
    @geitmetsik 6 лет назад +45

    12:35 I think this one the best Mrs. Doyle moments! So incredibly funny

    • @Aran-vc7rx
      @Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @donnelisbell9549
      @donnelisbell9549 5 лет назад +8

      I love how she has no athletic ability just falls off the window sill reminds me of my sister.

  • @abfab47
    @abfab47 7 лет назад +48

    My favourite show of all time

  • @coolbreeze1431
    @coolbreeze1431 6 лет назад +11

    fecking tripping withdrawals were halarious. grand. fantastic episode

  • @the_unded6173
    @the_unded6173 3 года назад +9

    15:33 and when someone asks me how my 2021 is going so far:

  • @Zanza808
    @Zanza808 5 лет назад +25

    god ive never seen a clock at 5am before XD

  • @juliana.falcao
    @juliana.falcao 6 лет назад +20

    My favourite episode! Never gets old!

  • @cheremichael367
    @cheremichael367 3 года назад +5

    Omg I can't believe I got this in my recommendations! I haven't seen Father Ted in years...one of my favourite shows ever... 💜😂🤣😂

  • @austinforant4264
    @austinforant4264 5 лет назад +26

    10:48 200 pounds! I'm not trying to buy cocaine

  • @albatroce2324
    @albatroce2324 4 года назад +3

    10:06 what a lovely painting

  • @markdevonport3274
    @markdevonport3274 3 года назад +10

    "I don't know how he did it he must have cheated he must have but he got all his words to say 'useless priests can't say Mass'" lmao

  • @AleeraGorvan
    @AleeraGorvan 6 лет назад +70

    'I'm terribly sorry, I gave that up for Lent' is in fact my favourite standard excuse for avoiding unpleasant offices. Proves immensely effective, for some reason. Happy Ash Wednesday, everyone! x)

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 6 лет назад +2

      Sherry Miyano Not so easy for we Jews :(

    • @deidraboswell8451
      @deidraboswell8451 5 лет назад +4

      I gave up Facebook...day four now. Still have RUclips and Google ❤️

    • @TheTdw2000
      @TheTdw2000 4 года назад +2

      @@CaptainLumpyDog why did you kill Jesus?

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 4 года назад +1

      McCarthy's Ghost Your mother.

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 4 года назад +2

      McCarthy's Ghost Oh, and you're next.

  • @davywallis6211
    @davywallis6211 6 лет назад +69

    chair...curtains...floor....gobshyte !

  • @rerun374
    @rerun374 5 лет назад +14

    Holy crap lol He's sober!

  • @joshcook4784
    @joshcook4784 6 лет назад +38

    SOME MADMAN WITTA CROSS

  • @electricnut8489
    @electricnut8489 2 года назад +6

    One of the funniest episodes ever.

  • @GM57374
    @GM57374 5 лет назад +6

    Finally found this show again. Thanks for posting bless you

  • @zordaniaf.awesome8618
    @zordaniaf.awesome8618 7 лет назад +262

    WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD PUT A THUMBS DOWN!!!!!

  • @rabidbigdog
    @rabidbigdog 3 года назад +8

    Frank Kelly's character acting in this episode should have received a BAFTA.

  • @missuntitledblog
    @missuntitledblog 6 лет назад +44

    I love dougal’s beddings

  • @DarthWill3
    @DarthWill3 7 лет назад +91

    *Jack:* N-N-N-N-Nan!
    *Ted:* No, it's "nun."
    *Jack:* _NUN?!?_
    _(Father Jack screams in fright and runs for the window, breaking glass as he jumps out.)_
    *Ted:* Bye, Father! _(to Sister Assumpta)_ He's just gone for his walk.
    How funnier can you get?

    • @Higginz1991
      @Higginz1991 5 лет назад +5

      You watched it too????

    • @actorben
      @actorben 5 лет назад +1

      What is it w/Father Jack & Nuns?

    • @SuperWolsey
      @SuperWolsey 4 года назад +3

      @@actorben So much untapped history there

  • @hannahprose
    @hannahprose 2 года назад +3

    Dougal skipping into the bedroom lol

  • @francisjohnson665
    @francisjohnson665 4 года назад +4

    Love this show , Father Jack is my favorite.

  • @SH-ly2tj
    @SH-ly2tj 4 года назад +7

    Music: Requiem Mass in D Minor, K. 62 by Mozart

  • @franceskronenwett3539
    @franceskronenwett3539 3 года назад +5

    I just adore this series.

  • @TheSiobhan12
    @TheSiobhan12 6 лет назад +11

    My favourite episode EVER!!!! Brilliant stuff!!!! 🤣

  • @romainr4275
    @romainr4275 4 года назад +9

    The Irish method of quitting smoking. That works lol

    • @truenorthgames
      @truenorthgames Год назад

      Yeah nobody straightens out anything like a nun why were all new york cops irish? Hahaha police academy was like catholic school

  • @diegopratesi
    @diegopratesi Год назад +4

    Father Ted is fab forever

  • @sandyanderson623
    @sandyanderson623 4 года назад +4

    God bless you!!! Thank you for the video. Amen!!☺️

  • @mykehyslop198
    @mykehyslop198 Год назад +1

    Been there from the beginning.The best sitcom every.

  • @gregedgerton3390
    @gregedgerton3390 4 года назад +6

    The housekeeper gets my laughs 🤣

  • @CaptainLumpyDog
    @CaptainLumpyDog 6 лет назад +29

    Sacrifice? Arse!

  • @arealhumanbeing4651
    @arealhumanbeing4651 Год назад +2

    This series is mental. LOVE IT

  • @marykateoshaughnessy4517
    @marykateoshaughnessy4517 4 года назад +38

    I feel like I can't watch any of these without seeing comments about 'great British comedy' 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
    Feck sakes lads. It couldn't be any more Irish if it tried!

    • @SunnyDays00
      @SunnyDays00 4 года назад +7

      Well it has British actors in it as well and made by Brit studio.

    • @franceskronenwett3539
      @franceskronenwett3539 3 года назад +3

      Some people obviously have no concept whatever neither of geography nor history.

    • @martinmills135
      @martinmills135 3 года назад +2

      Irish writers, Irish actors, sure. Also produced by a British studio, recorded in London, first broadcast on Channel 4-definitely could have been a little more Irish if it had tried.

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura Год назад

      ​@@martinmills135 Britain stole the profits, why break with tradition 😉🤪

  • @andrewshouse9840
    @andrewshouse9840 6 лет назад +10

    It feels like after "I remember!" That there was a deleted scene, something Jack was remembering.

  • @charityrosewalker3093
    @charityrosewalker3093 4 года назад +4

    Thanks for posting these episodes! I like this show a LOT!

  • @jamesparry7174
    @jamesparry7174 4 года назад +6

    I thought Fr Ted was funny until I read the subtitles, very funny made me laugh even more...

  • @cameronpearce5943
    @cameronpearce5943 2 года назад +3

    Lol, I see my phone at 5am every work day XD

  • @howzit5406
    @howzit5406 5 лет назад +8

    Still the funniest thing on earth, and it will always stay funny

  • @Soki7000
    @Soki7000 4 года назад +7

    I don’t know if anyone has read Misery by Stephen King but my image of the main antagonist was inspired by Sister Assumpta.

  • @tjlabbee7856
    @tjlabbee7856 4 года назад +12

    Just realized father doogle has he-man bed spread... Lol 7:21

  • @bbb462cid
    @bbb462cid 4 года назад +1

    How have I not been watching this for decades now?

  • @alagass6466
    @alagass6466 4 года назад +2

    This was the episode I was looking or, one of my favorites lol.

  • @Hello-d5q
    @Hello-d5q Год назад +9

    Father Ted has helped me through many weird times

  • @lerlo
    @lerlo 3 года назад +4

    7:00 He was hitting the cigarette the wrong way

  • @prakashrao8420
    @prakashrao8420 5 лет назад +5

    Sacrifice? Arse!!!! Hilarious

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 3 года назад +2

    Thanks so much for posting!

  • @Noises
    @Noises 5 лет назад +23

    0:50 I didn't know the lady who plays Mrs Doyle could sing. (As any good singer will tell you, you have to be able to sing pretty well to pretend to sing that badly.)

    • @AghastRaven
      @AghastRaven 5 лет назад +8

      I think shes better at pretending to jump down from a window sill!!

    • @lyokianhitchhiker
      @lyokianhitchhiker 5 лет назад +2

      Who’s to say she’s pretending?

  • @jezebeljones659
    @jezebeljones659 2 года назад +4

    Ah, John and Mary's Easter chocolate! This is just what we need to help us forget our cares for a while

  • @michaelcoleman8278
    @michaelcoleman8278 5 лет назад +7

    Ted ,id like a pop tart! Wouldn't we all!

  • @johnnycats5157
    @johnnycats5157 5 лет назад +7

    Does... does he have a He-Man & the Masters of the Universe blanket?

  • @ASmitty217
    @ASmitty217 4 года назад +11

    "Priests?! Don't tell me I'm still on that feckin' island!"

  • @depitesenate8247
    @depitesenate8247 7 лет назад +3

    That nine is a savage. Pulled her gun on the modofokaz😂😂😂 laughed so fucking hard

  • @shaneomight6212
    @shaneomight6212 4 года назад +2

    Thank you RUclips for this coming into my recommended, sooooo needed a piss giggle

  • @el6700
    @el6700 5 лет назад +34

    5:15 I watched this on acid and this was terrifying

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura Год назад

      And you came back later and looked up the exact moment just to tell us about it? I don't think so.

  • @mikemurdoch9882
    @mikemurdoch9882 5 лет назад +2

    bloody brilliant, thx for sharing

  • @moonlit6311
    @moonlit6311 6 лет назад +3

    This show reminds me of The Young Ones. I love it!!🍷

  • @williamacheson3569
    @williamacheson3569 6 лет назад +94

    Makes me proud to be Irish!

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 6 лет назад +3

      William Acheson Our lord? Who’s that?

    • @emilinebelle7811
      @emilinebelle7811 6 лет назад +5

      Always be proud to be Irish

    • @Blitzar1705
      @Blitzar1705 4 года назад +1

      @Seamus O'Dork From wikipedia The show was pitched directly to the UK's Hat Trick Productions and Channel 4 by the duo, contrary to rumours that RTÉ (the Irish national broadcaster) were originally offered the series but rejected it.
      So what makes you think the Irish refused it?

  • @jezebeljones659
    @jezebeljones659 3 года назад +3

    I love Father Dick Byrne, he's such a meanie...

  • @a.tanner8524
    @a.tanner8524 4 года назад +4

    Don’t tell me I’m still on that fecking island!

  • @MOOMOO2728
    @MOOMOO2728 6 лет назад +21

    2018 still loving and watching father ted. Where was this filmed

    • @PreacherAtArrakeen
      @PreacherAtArrakeen 5 лет назад +6

      externals, the Burren, Ireland. Internals in London studio.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад +1

      @@PreacherAtArrakeen missed a good opportunity to just say "Ted's house"

    • @PreacherAtArrakeen
      @PreacherAtArrakeen 4 года назад +2

      @@swine13 FECK OFF! Lol. We had tea at Fr. Ted's place a couple of years ago (you used to be able to book a time, doubt it now). We (my wife and I) also shot a video of us doing 'My Lovely Horse' with my guitar very out of tune.

  • @gordonpeden6234
    @gordonpeden6234 4 года назад +5

    Best Fekin' show ever. Thanks Dead Parrot

  • @brujeriadiosa
    @brujeriadiosa 7 лет назад +35

    DRINK! OH, YES!

  • @tehnemesis325guy
    @tehnemesis325guy 4 года назад +2

    @23:10 Dark Souls music plays.
    "Who will cleanse the bastard's curse?"

  • @bryansoft.3628
    @bryansoft.3628 Год назад +1

    16:18 I just want to take a moment to appreciate the badass duvet of he-man right there

  • @momomo768
    @momomo768 Год назад

    Any episode with father furlong is amazing lol

  • @SunnyAndShare
    @SunnyAndShare 5 лет назад +2

    4:20 Ryan Gosling when you try to feed him cereal.

  • @MWorsa
    @MWorsa 6 лет назад +14

    She’s been eating chocolate!

  • @andrewfreeman9437
    @andrewfreeman9437 4 года назад +6

    I wonder if that Rollerblade prop was ever used again

    • @oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368
      @oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368 Год назад

      Probably they had one laying around the studio from another show or commercial and then wrote it into the episode.

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura Год назад +1

      There are massive prop houses that rent props to different studios, or productions. You can actually rent a cigarette suit, a pint glass suit & a giant rollerblade at the same time!

  • @daisygutierrez8557
    @daisygutierrez8557 7 лет назад +3

    Yas! Thank you so much for these!

  • @TheMDJ2000
    @TheMDJ2000 3 года назад +3

    This is hilarious! Will we ever see its like again?

  • @justinreyez5561
    @justinreyez5561 6 лет назад +11

    oh good Lord this episode is Soo funny

  • @RobbofromCronulla
    @RobbofromCronulla 5 лет назад +3

    Fek! Drink! Girls! Doesn't get old.

  • @brinkybrinkz
    @brinkybrinkz 4 года назад +4

    The cross hitting Ted in the head!

  • @maximillianford9301
    @maximillianford9301 6 лет назад +8

    ARNOLD!!? WHO'S ARNOLD!!?

  • @mjproebstle
    @mjproebstle 5 лет назад +2

    first time seeing this genius. brilliant!

  • @TheModernHermeticist
    @TheModernHermeticist 6 лет назад +4

    God bless Father Ted and cifarettes

  • @davidmason192
    @davidmason192 5 лет назад +3

    Before the ice bucket challenge lol

  • @arkadio723
    @arkadio723 4 года назад +2

    circling the airport... RIP Mr Yeltsin

  • @marcov88
    @marcov88 4 года назад +5

    The subtitles on this is so crap ,it’s hilarious

  • @shamanmermaidblackdragon
    @shamanmermaidblackdragon 4 года назад +1

    Thank you and me and my kids grew up watching this....🤩🤫🤭🤔🤗

  • @user-vp5py5eo8x
    @user-vp5py5eo8x 5 лет назад +2

    Jack's face at 5:25 😂

  • @Mandobird1
    @Mandobird1 2 года назад +2

    It's a toss up for me between this, and the one with Eoin McLove (Night of the Nearly Dead), as the funniest episode.

  • @bartjebartmans
    @bartjebartmans 6 лет назад +9

    The guy who added the subtitles has no clue about Irish slang or even plain English. Gob shite at 12:27 is subtitled as Don't chase.... jeez, share for chair, cartons for curtains and it goes on and on. Eejit.

  • @FredPilcher
    @FredPilcher 4 года назад +3

    One of the great British comedies!

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 4 года назад +2

      Fred Pilcher Irish!

    • @Sherdderworld
      @Sherdderworld 2 года назад +1

      Irish

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura Год назад

      😬 I'm going out on a limb & say you are not that into history.

    • @OgreJoe
      @OgreJoe Год назад

      Filmed in London