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  • @thebreakfastmenu
    @thebreakfastmenu 4 года назад +75

    "I really shouldn't be here" killed me

    • @duskform6487
      @duskform6487 3 года назад

      I didn't get it

    • @uncatila
      @uncatila 3 года назад +1

      I want to get to stage 12

  • @thadtuiol1717
    @thadtuiol1717 5 лет назад +222

    "You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning" Haha, this show had some great absurd lines!

    • @blackhatfreak
      @blackhatfreak 3 года назад

      Racist

    • @martinmills135
      @martinmills135 3 года назад +11

      @@blackhatfreak “Jungle” as in the 90s music genre. Remember, it isn’t the Greeks, it’s the Chinese he’s after.

    • @colleenhenry8022
      @colleenhenry8022 2 года назад +6

      The song is Limb by limb by Cutty Ranks

    • @muldie101
      @muldie101 5 месяцев назад

      @@colleenhenry8022 thank you good man!

  • @cityhawk
    @cityhawk 4 года назад +101

    “A shower of bastards.” That line is straight brilliance.

    • @datgrrl_official
      @datgrrl_official 2 года назад

      Asherah...the word is Asherah...knowledge is free, get some...

  • @mattsilvester9984
    @mattsilvester9984 5 лет назад +72

    I love the bit at the end during the credits with the fight at the sports day, and Dougal's sly kick before running away.

    • @javen69
      @javen69 5 лет назад +6

      Sports day looks absolutely hilarious, wish they would have made an episode of it.

    • @DogbiteW
      @DogbiteW 3 года назад +1

      @@javen69 Upper Class Twits in Black.

  • @pluguts0198
    @pluguts0198 3 года назад +30

    Calling Father Larry Duff is my favourite recurring gag.

  • @nicholasfarrell5981
    @nicholasfarrell5981 4 года назад +25

    I dare say, but that was the best "Go on" in the entire series.

  • @hey_gorjeuss
    @hey_gorjeuss 2 года назад +24

    20:06 the posh priest always gets me 🤣
    'I really shouldn't be here'

  • @lll-bm1cp
    @lll-bm1cp 4 года назад +33

    "He lost the use of his ears"
    "He's deaf?"
    "No, he just lost the use of his ears, he used to be able to wiggle them"

  • @ystadcop6935
    @ystadcop6935 7 лет назад +234

    Brilliant. I used to go up to the pub to watch this as I didn't have a telly. The old boys were hesitant to laugh as it took the piss out of the Church, some of them wanted it switched off. But as the weeks went by it became very popular, possibly on a Monday? Can't remember. (East Cork).

    • @TheChaotiCake
      @TheChaotiCake 5 лет назад +15

      That's awesome. This is such a good show, I feel sorry for anybody who doesn't enjoy it.

    • @jjcale539
      @jjcale539 4 года назад +4

      Enjoyed the whole series...greetings from South Africa

    • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
      @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 4 года назад +4

      @Moogie B - settle petal

    • @christianloper9483
      @christianloper9483 Год назад +2

      The Church does a lot of good things, but it's alright to have a laugh every once in a while. If you can't make some fun of an institution, there are bigger problems.

  • @jazzcat8786
    @jazzcat8786 7 лет назад +357

    A racehorse named Divorce Referendum being bet on by an Irish priest; the writers for this show were geniuses😂😂😂😂

    • @hmm2928
      @hmm2928 7 лет назад +6

      Jazz Cat 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @elviramadigan5296
      @elviramadigan5296 6 лет назад +19

      u flippin flippin flipper!!!!

    • @Scirus10
      @Scirus10 5 лет назад +17

      DISASTER FOR DIVORCE REFERENDUM

    • @blackadder194
      @blackadder194 4 года назад +6

      top quality writing, agreed!

    • @krandom9283
      @krandom9283 3 года назад +13

      First watched this 95-96 whilst living in Yorkshire, after a hard Weekend's clubbing in Leeds off me face on shite loads of ecstasy.... Watching it again now on a phone whilst sat on the toilet 🚽 in Sarawak, Borneo, South East Asia... God really does move in mysterious ways, bit like my bowels.

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 6 лет назад +74

    "No, Dougal, it's not morning!" 😂😂😂

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад +65

    I always crack up laughing at the end when the lights turn off in the home and then the jungle music starts playing.

    • @ZeXiOn26
      @ZeXiOn26 Год назад

      he is truly an inspiration to us all

  • @nothajzl
    @nothajzl 2 года назад +4

    “That must’ve been what happened, all right yeah.” 😂😂😂

  • @andrewshouse9840
    @andrewshouse9840 7 лет назад +108

    Of all the times I wanted to see Father Jack knock someone through a window...

  • @Retailman100
    @Retailman100 7 лет назад +93

    NO ONE fecks with Father Jack!

    • @NewVictus666
      @NewVictus666 7 лет назад +11

      feck off!

    • @Retailman100
      @Retailman100 7 лет назад +15

      NewVictus666 I remember you...GOBSHITE!!!

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 7 лет назад +26

      Would had loved to had seen Father Jack beat the shit out of Father Stack.

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 11 месяцев назад +1

    11:17 Jack's goblin chuckling right here was gold. He really was just a senile menace to society.

  • @calprimo11
    @calprimo11 7 лет назад +30

    I've watched them all several times and, though it is a hard call, this episode has to be one of the best.

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier 3 года назад +58

    Father Stack is the most evil and terrifying character I’ve ever seen in a series.

    • @ZeXiOn26
      @ZeXiOn26 Год назад +2

      *plays jungle music at 3 in the morning*

    • @BillyTheKidsGhost
      @BillyTheKidsGhost Год назад +1

      It's a very accurate depiction of narcissistic personality disorder. I don't know if it was intentional, but it should be used as a textbook case.

  • @justinreyez5561
    @justinreyez5561 6 лет назад +26

    aww I wanted to see Mrs Doyle outsmart his arse and father Jack to set him straight

  • @BOLLOCKS1968
    @BOLLOCKS1968 2 года назад +3

    The scene at Saint Claberts with the torch 😂 arse , feck, girls, drink. One of the best!

  • @Noises
    @Noises 5 лет назад +18

    22:30 Dougal Maguire with the slipper of shame 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 6 лет назад +31

    The final part is hilarious when the lights go out and the jungle music starts playing

    • @Cwmbran1984
      @Cwmbran1984 5 лет назад +4

      Aran 999999999 ARSE DRINK FECK GIRLS ARSE DRINK FECK GIRLS ARSE DRINK FECK GIRLS.........GOODNIGHT FATHERS.........
      Jungle music plays🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joecheif3080
      @joecheif3080 Год назад

      This episode sparked my interest in heavy dancehall lol

  • @Billinois78
    @Billinois78 3 года назад +6

    "Like I said the last time, it won't happen again" - Dougal

  • @brianc1995
    @brianc1995 5 лет назад +49

    RIP Brendan Grace, Will always remember him for this episode and especially when he said “goodbye girls, pair of wankers”

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 3 года назад +1

      what happened to him?

    • @brianc1995
      @brianc1995 3 года назад

      @@-jank-willson Google it and you will see

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 3 года назад +4

      @@brianc1995 erotic asphyxiation?

    • @dmn1000000
      @dmn1000000 3 года назад +1

      @@-jank-willson No he died of lung cancer

    • @-jank-willson
      @-jank-willson 3 года назад +3

      @@dmn1000000 oh ok

  • @samvidas9599
    @samvidas9599 4 года назад +7

    The little laugh in Dermot's voice at 19:44 makes me happy

  • @student702
    @student702 5 лет назад +13

    "Ahhh would'ja lookit him there with 'is heairy hands!!!"

  • @MsBizzyGurl
    @MsBizzyGurl 4 года назад +9

    The music! How did they ever choose it? 😆

  • @colleenhenry8022
    @colleenhenry8022 2 года назад +3

    My Sister who passed last year October, she loved them, Father Dougal is hilarious

  • @batgirl.with.glasses5281
    @batgirl.with.glasses5281 6 лет назад +3

    "Go on and get that in your head, ya dirty feckers" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MichaelAarons1701
    @MichaelAarons1701 2 года назад +4

    What an anticlimactic ending. Just sitting there waiting for Jack to bring the wrath of Hackett upon Stack and he just gets the hairy hands from doing nothing really much but sit back in Jack’s chair, then it’s off with him with a simple scene change and expository dialogue. The bastard had it coming too.😤

  • @oisinom697
    @oisinom697 5 лет назад +13

    RIP Brendan Grace, Dermot Morgan and Frank Kelly

  • @charlesgring8560
    @charlesgring8560 5 лет назад +34

    He's not dead, he's pining for the fjords.....

  • @tasosdiaforetico7377
    @tasosdiaforetico7377 4 года назад +2

    Every moment is brilliant but the first 6mins. My gosh seen it hundred times it's insanely funny

  • @patricioeltoro1985
    @patricioeltoro1985 4 года назад +9

    Brendan Grace was brilliant in that episode R.I.P🇮🇪☘

  • @dalemcilwain
    @dalemcilwain 5 лет назад +9

    R.I.P. Brendan Grace aka Father Stack 1951-2019

  • @AfridiZindabad
    @AfridiZindabad 5 лет назад +15

    I realized that none of those sports players were wearing shorts as Finton Stack said they were

  • @lleaves
    @lleaves 3 года назад +3

    God I love this show, every episode! This is one the best. I hope I haven't seen all of them.

  • @racemellpabillore2364
    @racemellpabillore2364 5 лет назад +14

    Thanks to my Irish boyfriend who introduced this to me! It hurts my tummy too much from laughing 😂

  • @christopherbuckley5929
    @christopherbuckley5929 4 года назад +5

    21:01 genuinely the funniest father Ted moment

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 лет назад +15

    19:59 - 20:12 is one of Father Ted's funniest moments.

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn 2 года назад +2

    Father Jack is my spirit animal.

  • @MeriWinchester
    @MeriWinchester 3 года назад +2

    I've watched every episode numerous times, have them all on DVD and always laugh. Just brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mykehyslop198
    @mykehyslop198 Год назад

    "Drink,arse,girls,feck"! I love it !
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ZeXiOn26
    @ZeXiOn26 Год назад +1

    If I ever visit Ireland, I'm gonna walk around playing this song at full volume at 3 in the morning on a ghettoblaster as well

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 4 года назад +1

    Thanks so much for posting!

  • @iconoclast137
    @iconoclast137 9 месяцев назад +2

    "very bad around strangers and people he knew"

  • @andrearenee7845
    @andrearenee7845 4 года назад +9

    Yes indeed. Watching this during the COVID-19 almost feels like a good sin. I love it. Thank you...

  • @polsick
    @polsick 2 года назад +3

    What's the track that father Stack is blasting, that's catchy 😛

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +12

    11:23 Great acting by Dermot.

  • @thehungrylittlenihilist
    @thehungrylittlenihilist 5 месяцев назад

    The hairy hands joke is so subtle but so funny

  • @luisreyes1963
    @luisreyes1963 3 года назад +4

    Father Stack, the only priest I know whose parish is the 9th level of Hell. 👿

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 3 года назад +1

    The final part of the end credits. The lights turn off and the jungle music starts playing

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 7 лет назад +10

    19:59 One of the funniest moments.

  • @galesito1733
    @galesito1733 2 года назад +2

    "I've been drinking like a mad eejit"

  • @malverdeislove
    @malverdeislove Год назад

    "FECK!"
    "ARSE!"
    "DRINK!"
    "GERLS!"
    _"I really shouldn't be here!"_
    This show is so brilliant in so many ways!

  • @momsaidicould
    @momsaidicould 6 лет назад +11

    21:03 priceless

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 лет назад +3

    Father Jack sounds as if he's being tortured at 21:03.

  • @TheModernHermeticist
    @TheModernHermeticist 6 лет назад +8

    genius show

  • @ZeXiOn26
    @ZeXiOn26 Год назад

    10:04 : was that supposed to be in the song or Father Stack xD

  • @zetsu8080
    @zetsu8080 6 лет назад +12

    Best fkn show

  • @lacymcduffie1684
    @lacymcduffie1684 7 лет назад +23

    So, in reality Father Stack would have been asked find a new calling in life, right? lol. More than that, wouldn't he want to?

    • @bezzaderbane9890
      @bezzaderbane9890 6 лет назад +19

      Youre missing the whole point of why this series is hilarious, because half the priests wouldn't even be priests if it were reality, that's why its farce and not reality.

    • @lukelambert6245
      @lukelambert6245 5 лет назад +3

      Bezza Derbane they would be too good for priesthood

  • @colleenhenry8022
    @colleenhenry8022 2 года назад +2

    I used to attend Catholic school in Jamaica West Indies, St Francis of Assisi Primary, I remember the nuns and the priests!

  • @CoolDudeClem
    @CoolDudeClem 4 года назад +3

    This episode speaks to me as I have a neighbor just like this.

  • @MsDjessa
    @MsDjessa 5 лет назад +10

    14:49 Hey at least these young fellows are adults. That's an improvement to what some real life Catholic priests like.

  • @colleenhenry8022
    @colleenhenry8022 2 года назад +1

    She loved this Episode!!

  • @TheTsar1918
    @TheTsar1918 3 года назад +1

    9:03 - 9:14 Puerto Rican neighbors be like.

  • @drgrockster
    @drgrockster 5 лет назад +2

    this is the best FT episode ever.

  • @MatthewLee-fo3me
    @MatthewLee-fo3me 6 лет назад +5

    While the ending works fine, I was really hoping to see Jack deliver a karmic smack down on Stack. You can feck with Ted and Dougal, but when you try to feck with Jack, especially his drink, you're gonna get fucked.

    • @MichaelAarons1701
      @MichaelAarons1701 2 года назад +2

      Same here. I could have sworn when I rewatched this one after a year or two had gone by, that I remembered him doing so. Seems kinda anticlimactic Stack just catches the fur hands and it’s off to the home between a scene change…

  • @colleenhenry8022
    @colleenhenry8022 2 года назад +1

    Loved his look!!😃😃😃😃😄😄😄😆😆😆

  • @p.v.b533
    @p.v.b533 4 года назад

    fantastic episode

  • @bermudasbeast2302
    @bermudasbeast2302 2 года назад

    Father Walton looks like an old version of Hagrid

  • @tempestvideos9834
    @tempestvideos9834 Год назад +1

    Drink! Feck! Arse! Gurls!

  • @Aran-vc7rx
    @Aran-vc7rx 5 лет назад +2

    One of my favorite episodes

  • @rastewart100
    @rastewart100 3 года назад +2

    18:51 A typical Irish retirement home.

  • @catherinereyes8924
    @catherinereyes8924 4 года назад +1

    The radio announcer for the race sounded like dougal

  • @JamalGleeson
    @JamalGleeson 4 года назад +2

    Anyone know if the music he plays on the boombox? Is it a real track or album or was just made up for the show.

    • @blablabla2530
      @blablabla2530 3 года назад

      Dancehall music

    • @martinmills135
      @martinmills135 3 года назад +1

      went and checked on Shazam:
      “Limb by Limb“ by Cutty Ranks, DJ Ss remix
      “The Way (VIP mix)“ by DJ Taktix

  • @michaeloreilly6289
    @michaeloreilly6289 5 лет назад +2

    R.I.P. Brendan Grace 😪😪😪

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 лет назад

    21:03 LOL

  • @dddux
    @dddux 6 лет назад +3

    It's mildly entertaining, but you need that every once in a while.

  • @jadethornton7975
    @jadethornton7975 4 года назад +1

    17:56 it says 00:17:59,124 --> 00:17:60,420.... what does that mean. is it a code of some sort? :P

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 3 года назад +1

      I don't know what you are on about?

  • @vincitveritas3872
    @vincitveritas3872 5 лет назад +2

    Should do a Fr Larry Duff series

  • @TravisLoneWolfWalsh
    @TravisLoneWolfWalsh 5 лет назад +5

    DRINK!!!

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 5 лет назад +3

    There's really nothing like it.

  • @TheTsar1918
    @TheTsar1918 3 года назад +1

    We’re all going to Heaven, lads, way!

  • @sinnlygormes9089
    @sinnlygormes9089 2 года назад

    I hope that I make it to heaven and God will have more episodes of father ted for me to watch this show now and growing up makes me happy no matter what is going on in my life I have watched it again and again and always laugh and smile

  • @aranerem3767
    @aranerem3767 3 года назад

    Brilliant

  • @abbeycat6425
    @abbeycat6425 2 месяца назад

    The horse at the sports day looks suspiciously like the horse from My Lovely Horse….

  • @salwaaj1356
    @salwaaj1356 2 года назад +2

    They all play their roles so convincingly that each time father jack appears on the screen, i get grossed out and a little nauseated..
    I want to yell at ted that he is a bad priest, too, for how much lying he does(more than for his stealing tendencies). But i wanna congradulate him on the reserves of patience he exhibits towards Dougan. I know that guy would have rendered me rabbid with frustration. And for how kindly he treats his younger protégé, he is a good man.

  • @thejoyfulartist4317
    @thejoyfulartist4317 2 года назад

    This show is what vatican 2 is like hahahah

  • @stevendale7658
    @stevendale7658 2 года назад

    R.i.p brendan grace LEGEND

  • @reakvprogame650
    @reakvprogame650 6 лет назад +37

    Even 20 years on nothing as funny since. Nice effort with IT crowd but still not as original as this

    • @sstephkate86
      @sstephkate86 6 лет назад +11

      Did you try black books?

    • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
      @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 4 года назад

      . 😊 Hated Black Books and never heard of IT Crowd. Watched Father Ted back in the day, and loving it again this Easter weekend

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier 3 года назад

    “I really shouldn’t be here.”

  • @rerun374
    @rerun374 5 лет назад +4

    Why do they sleep together if there is a spare room?

    • @emilyrobbins3238
      @emilyrobbins3238 5 лет назад +19

      Because poor Dougal gets nightmares sleeping alone

  • @gui18bif
    @gui18bif 2 года назад +3

    FECK! ARSE!

  • @mullistannen
    @mullistannen 2 года назад

    every ten seconds theres an other unique sequence .... :)

  • @gangpodcast1591
    @gangpodcast1591 5 лет назад

    My name is Fintan too lol

  • @CoolDudeClem
    @CoolDudeClem 4 года назад

    Here, what's the meaning blocking these in the UK, DP? Fortunately I have ways of getting round that but I shouldn't have to.

    • @Being_Asocial
      @Being_Asocial 4 года назад

      I think because Channel 4 did not give then the rights in the UK.

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog 4 года назад +4

    So, they turn to werewolves?

  • @colleenhenry8022
    @colleenhenry8022 2 года назад

    I am Anglican, (Episcopalian) but we went because back then it was free

  • @5gx673
    @5gx673 8 месяцев назад

    Does Brendan Grace double as the stage 12 priest? Looks like him