Best and Worst Suits of Armor
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
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"The Templar is truly a fearless knight, and secure on every side, for his soul is protected by the armour of faith, just as his body is protected by the armour of steel. He is thus doubly armed and need fear neither demons nor men." -St Bernard de Clairvax
Until a cold gets him...
@@sgasdvsdvdfvs a cold was nothing to them the real threat in that time was leprosy.
Until the French killed literally all of them with no issue 💀
@@sgasdvsdvdfvslike another person here said a cold, isn't really a big of a deal, the more pressing problem at the time was leprosy, tho it didn't stop some knights since the order of St Lazarus is literally an order of leper knights
They worshiped bahomet tho
For those wondering what those sets of armor are:
1. Early XVII century Savoyard-style three-quarters cuirassier's munition armour (a type of a mass-produced armor).
2. Early XVII century Arquebusier armor, consisting of elbow gauntlet, a cuirass and a lobster-tailed pot helmet (Pappenheimer).
3. Early XVII century English pikeman cuirass with morion-type helmet.
4. End of XIV century Churburg-style armor, one of the early types of plate armor, with a bascinet helmet and Hundsgugel (Dog's face) visor.
5. That's a terrible reconstruction of XV century Milanese armor I guess, due to assymetrical spaulders and a hook on the right side of the breastplate, but the assymetry should be focused on making the left side more armoured, and not the right, that bascinet helmet is of late XIV and early XV century, while white armor, which is an armor uncovered by cloth, started appearing in the third decade of XV century, and the brestplate shape is hideous, the armor is ugly and historically inaccurate.
6. Early XIII century chainmail (based on how short the mail hauberk is compared to earlier chainmails) and an enclosed helmet, known also as early great helm.
7. That's some strange set of armor consisting of plate armor of late XIV to early XV century, a cuir boulli breastplate (perhaps?) with a chain suggesting rather first half of XIV century, and a great helm from second half of XIV century with a crest and a torse (that fabric at the back of the head), suggesting purely representational and tournamental use, it wasn't used in combat.
8. Late XVI century corselet armor. Both armet-type helmet, assymetrical spaulders with left side of the body better protected, and a hook on the right side of the breastplate suggest Italian origin or at least style inspiration.
9. Late XVI century parade armor "alla Romana", basically a XVI century imagination of an ancient Roman armor.
10. That's some kind of ceremonial armor but couldn't find any info about it.
11. XVII century Winged Hussar's armor with szyszak-type helmet, a type known elsewhere as zischagge or aformentioned lobster-tailed pot helmet. Worth to mention that these huge wings were only part of ceremonial equipment and in such a form only in XVIII century, when Winged Hussars served only as representational unit and served no combat role.
12. Late XVI century parade armor of Erik XIV of Sweden.
13. Early XVII century heavy cavalry three-quarters armor
14. Second half of XVI century, a truly magnificent full plate armor of the King of Poland and Grand Duke of Lithuania Sigismund II August.
Impressive
Didn't you make a mistake and reverse 5 and 6 ? I've been looking at them and don't understand your description unless I reverse them
@@BlackCrafte Yeah, I did, already edited out.
Regarding point 11 im pretty sure that its still debated among historians whether they used wings in the battle or not.
@@bleflar9183 They may have used wings in battle, it often depended on each banner's regulations. But even if, those XVI and XVII century wings would be much, much smaller, not attached to the back of the rider but to his saddle, and they were straight, and not curved as shown in the photo.
Some of the weird armors are arguably more intimidating. That one with the smiling face would make me crap my pants if it was running after me.
It was also made to stop guns. One account had it shot twice in the face with a pistol and he kept on advancing like nothing happened. They then engaged in a sword duel where of course the man in full armor took no damage.
@@Phantom-bh5rulmao horror movie ahh knight
0:36 I think the designer was trying to imitate faces you see medieval art like on tapestries. It’s the equivalent of someone making a emoji helmet.
Imagine getting your head blown off by some modern day soldier with a 🙂 ballistic mask.
0:01 better than 0:03
@@Daniel_Lancelin or a troll face
If you were on the battlefield and this goblin was scurrying towards you with and arming sword, you would shit you pants. I know i would
0:46 Then the winged hussars arrived!
Coming down the mountain side!
Coming down they turned the tide!
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(and then got shaken up by Prussia, Russia and Habsburgs)
“I'm a Hussar, I'm a Hun, I'm a wretched Englishman
Routing Bonaparte at Waterloo
I'm a dragoon on a dun, I'm a Cossack on the run
I'm a horse soldier, timeless, through and through”- Corb Lund
The jousting armor with the great helm at 24 secs in actually looks awesome to me
Its cool but that goofy ahh crest
@@NikoCigojthat crest is what the last thing you'll see before your guts get vibrated to dust after he demolished you off your horse
@@AffranchiXIV il die laughing then
@@NikoCigojhe who last laughs, laughs longest
Agree! Im all about the fancy crests and heraldry on armor.
Charles the Bold of Burgundy had some next level drip. He had a full set of plate armor that was all gilded- covered from head to toe in gold- with a ruby the size of an infant's head on the helm
Emperor Maximilian also had some BALLER sets of armor, especially the full set of gilded Gothic Plate with the salet. That is peak plate armor aesthetic IMO!
Every mfer from burgundy was dripped head to toe.
Isn't Charles the Bold that king who basically extinguished his own kingdom overnight by dying in battle without an heir during a cavalry charge?
And then they ask me why I think political leaders going into battle is a terrible idea despite all the talk about "honor and bravery".
@@mekingtiger9095 he did have a daughter, but no male heirs, which lead to his realm being divided up between Habsburgs and France, as Burgundy held lands that were de jure part of Holy Roman Empire (Netherlands and County of Burgundy) and some that were de jure under French sovereignty (Duchy of Burgundy and Picardy).
Swiss peasant with pointy hook:
0:46 "Storm clouds, fire and steel"
"Death from above make their enemy kneel"
storm clouds, armour and wings; death from above, its an army of kings!
Hey now! 17th century pikeman armor is actually quite ingenious. It's designed so that it can be mas produced and worn by a wide arrange of soldiers. No matter their body type.
The armor at 0:22 is probably for someone who will only taunt the enemy, like a battle jester
It’s just armor with some extra colorful bits added for the tournament to make it easier for the spectators to tell who’s who, and make it more of a spectacle.
0:27
Looks like the Knight’s armour from Elden Ring, one of my favourite armour sets
Covers a lot, especially the joints, very important, if your joints get injured it could very well be game over, the helmet’s design is decent, and plate armour in general is always a win
Ayy nice Warden dude, also It also looks like the Fluted set from Demons SoulsPS5 remake, that iconic knight set, so cool looking
0:27 the Close Helmet was developed in Late-Middle Ages but it evolved incredibly after XV and XVI centuries.(Just for the people arguing if Close Helmet is whether medieval or not)
@@LittleSilva422 thanks, I haven’t played For Honor in a while, back when I did play, I only played Warden just because of how much I loved him, eventually got good enough to beat rep 70 Warmongers despite only being rep 24
You would be referring to the storm veil knight set, correct?
I think he’s talking about the set you buy from the twin husks in the round table hold
0:16 Wow, that's a hell of a mismatch, what happened there?
Fr
glad someone noticed
0:22 that one actually looks good
0:46 WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE
COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE
Then the winged hussars arrive coming down they tuned the tide
Fact that Hussar armor has Doom music going with it- brings a smile to my face for som many different reasons
Hey comrade, your videos are awesome
Found ya
Red Baron! Many sing your legend!
Higher the king of the sky
He's flying too faster and he's flying too high.
@@Lord_Ascwin hey
@@warchiefballer8809 hi
It should have included armors from early medieval and antiquity + other geographical regions.
Gallóglaigh armour as well
the title said suits of armor
@@twiddlerat9920 They had their own armour set up
make your own version.
@@ronjahartonen7134 I don’t know how to
Love how the armors are chosen by how cool they look rather than how useful they were in their times.
0:19 yup. If you’re facing someone with a polearm you’re going to have a bad time in that
@@buttered__toast_2899 That is what the knights of the 12th-13th century would wear. Plate armor wasn't really that common in that time.
@@atom8248in the 13th century, they’d usually have a coat of plate over top the maille and under their surcoat, but yeah, that’s just completely typical armor in the 12th-13th century
Most of these armors are some of the best protection you could get for the time periods they were made.
@@Specter_1125 And Many of the "uncanny" Images get effective protection aswell, but Since it looks funky it's Not good
The fact that 0:46 wasn't on top shows you how messed up this world is.
Winged hussars absolutely overrated
@@racist4595 nah
@@racist4595 I'd say samurais are
I think you made a typo, the time stamp is 0:19
i was just wondering and waiting till THE WINGED HUSSARS ARIVE
Can we get a list with the names of the things you show in the videos?
Here you go:
For those wondering what are those sets of armor:
1. Early XVII century Savoyard-style three-quarters cuirassier's munition armour (a type of a mass-produced armor).
2. Early XVII century Arquebusier armor, consisting of elbow gauntlet, a cuirass and a lobster-tailed pot helmet (Pappenheimer).
3. Early XVII century English pikeman cuirass with morion-type helmet.
4. End of XIV century Churburg-style armor, one of the early types of plate armor, with a bascinet helmet and Hundsgugel (Dog's face) visor.
5. That's a terrible reconstruction of XV century Milanese armor I guess, due to assymetrical spaulders and a hook on the right side of the breastplate, but the assymetry should be focused on making the left side more armoured, and not the right, that bascinet helmet is of late XIV and early XV century, while white armor, which is an armor uncovered by cloth, started appearing in the third decade of XV century, and the brestplate shape is hideous, the armor is ugly and historically inaccurate.
6. Early XIII century chainmail (based on how short the mail hauberk is compared to earlier chainmails) and an enclosed helmet, known also as early great helm.
7. That's some strange set of armor consisting of plate armor of late XIV to early XV century, a cuir boulli breastplate (perhaps?) with a chain suggesting rather first half of XIV century, and a great helm from second half of XIV century with a crest and a torse (that fabric at the back of the head), suggesting purely representational and tournamental use, it wasn't used in combat.
8. Late XVI century corselet armor. Both armet-type helmet, assymetrical spaulders with left side of the body better protected, and a hook on the right side of the breastplate suggest Italian origin or at least style inspiration.
9. Late XVI century parade armor "alla Romana", basically a XVI century imagination of an ancient Roman armor.
10. That's some kind of ceremonial armor but couldn't find any info about it.
11. XVII century Winged Hussar's armor with szyszak-type helmet, a type known elsewhere as zischagge or aformentioned lobster-tailed pot helmet. Worth to mention that these huge wings were only part of ceremonial equipment and in such a form only in XVIII century, when Winged Hussars served only as representational unit and served no combat role.
12. Late XVI century parade armor of Erik XIV of Sweden.
13. Early XVII century heavy cavalry three-quarters armor
14. Second half of XVI century, a truly magnificent full plate armor of the King of Poland and Grand Duke of Lithuania Sigismund II August.
@@jak00bspyr72 thank you very much
0:42 those helmets were made to intimidate or scare he opponent due to the horrifying faces on there.
Just remember that even the ugliest and most outlandish pieces probably costed more in their production than your home would be worth today.
That's wild. I never really thought about it before. Only, like, rich *rich* people can afford to pay for a proper suit of armor
Hey I would take even the ugliest pieces, as I love history, especially the medieval period.
@@PresidentFunnyValentinenaw, most people who wore armor where murcinares who bought it when they could
Theres armor of husaria. Im proud of my country🇵🇱
I would like Gallóglaigh
Blaccsmith, I need a suit of armour that fits my massive hips and thighs.
“Say no more m’lord” 0:06
Femboy knights LMAO.
@@lightahead1278YES
1:10 the most thought-out fit on a casual day
the last soundtrack brings me memories. "where is alice?"
I'm going to Alice
Where is the last armor set on display? The matching set is awesome! I would love to see it in person.
Somewhere in Poland I bet, since it's the armor of the last Jagiellon King of Poland
I respect the acceptance of armet helms (or similar looking helmets) as superior 10/10
i think this rates how good each set looks and not the actual practicality
Most of the highest rated ones are the most practical for their given time periods provided you could afford them (which more people then you’d think could).
@@Specter_1125always nice to see some body humble enough to know there shit
so basically this guy loves extremely ornate armours and shitty repros of armour
he also likes the visored barbute? checks out
yh I find myself disagreeing with half of his shit
Gallóglaigh armour would be better
@@oscarosullivan4513 I dont even understand how he is rating them its not by looks really cuz some of them look terrible and hollywood type stuff but he rates them ok or high and its definetly not from protection
@@partnermammoth2562 Agreed one of the lower ones the mail and plate combination is better than most of the upper ones
0:11 should be higher
Polish Hussars 🐐👑 Einfach die geilste Rüstung , mit den Federn die beim Reiten 10/10 , einfach geil
0:23 that guy was a psychopath… A trident???
Yes 😈
1:08
This type of armor was the lates armor developet in medieval times
It was made with hardened steel and could take on any other weapon with ease, mace,war hammer or hell even pole hammers it didn't matter you could take the hit and still be fine as long as it's not your head getting hit
The still was so good that the made the armors thinner (because they didn't need to wear paddings or leather under it)
Too bad we don't see that much tho
0:06 dumpy armor
LOL
It's amazing how positively he treats the armor of the 16th and 17th centuries. A time when the wearers of this armor would have easily fallen victim to firearms
0:49 THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIIIIIIIVE
Thanks for introducing me to the last song!
Great vid, feels like henry's come to see us.
I love the gold and ruby armor, feels like a Spanish royal/avante guarde elite. (also, the more beautiful armor came in the high middle ages with Joan of Arc and the hundred years' war, well after the significant crusades).
Whats wrong with 0:09? Its beautiful.
i expected kardia of rhodes' armor to appear
0:24 yooo wth dude, the Marcgraf of Baden Armour is awesome xD
1:07 Portugue suits of armor some parts can be found in the france museum.
D. Sebastião had one similar, it was a uncle's gift to him, it has the gold from the colonies embedded in the armor.
Armor so good that it makes you vanish
It’s Polish
Its Polish suit of armor not Portuguese
Very proud to tell you guys that last armor is swedish. I have a picture of it from the royal armory in Stockholm. Wish I could upload it in my comment.
equestrian Armor of Eric XIV should be a top contender in my humble opinion
Your taste in armour is terrific.
The first set of armor is actually really good. It was basically the latest armor made as it was designed to stop firearms. One account had the man shoot the face twice with a pistol and said it did nothing.
I have a question for the specialists here : what is the metal bit that poke out or the chest plate at 0:17 ; 0:26 ; 0:38 and 1:07 ? What were they used for ?
These armor sees be used as a parade armor and decoration for the nobility and I don't think they were really used for a fight. Since all decorations and details serve no purpuse for a battlefield. I may be wrong.
They were used for resting your lance on hence the reason they only appear on cavalry and parade armour (as you said).
@@hogrice9080 thank you for the answer.
Ok, the last one I can imagine King Arthur wearing. That is a suit made for a king.
@@atomictomfoolery4400 no it was Sigismund II augustus king of poland and grand duke of lithuania
@@lord_duckian9521 ah okay lemme delete my comment you got it right 👍
Well in the movie Excalibur(1981)in the final battle king Arthur wears actually a Plate-Armor with a Close Helmet(and it's a beautiful set)!
0:26 looks like Dark Souls/Elden Ring gear 👌🏿
The last one is the shining light of Emperor of Mankind.
Sometimes armor was used in battle was a death sentence.Could barely move
I think these are based on looks rather than being actually bad or good
Throw in a Minuteman’s clothes and it takes bottom tier armor for sure.
0:48 WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
Everyone agrees that full plate with an armet helmet can't be beat.
Is this on how they look or how effective they were?
How they look. Because the one considered the best is made with gold, which is not good a all for an armor
Good Late XVI plate armor could stop arcebuse shoot form 50 feet, and musket from 200.
Sometimes riducule strong was made (my favourite is hussar armor who stop cannon shoot, raider not only was alive but go back to fight).
@@corentin8634Gilding does not affect the efficacy of a suit of armor
@@spades9681It can actually. If I remember, gilding tampered with the heat treatment of Italian suits from the start of the 16th century. So your suit would he untreated steel.
@@jonajo9757 Not sure how true this is. Beautifully gilt Greenwich armor from that same century has been examined and found to have been properly hardened.
Oh god... 1:04
This is so dumb, if you just think for a minute - no way real knight would actually use that horse armor, its unrealistic and useless because it does not provide any kind of protection for the neck, legs, knees etc.
It would have chainmail and cloth under it.
My favorite armor type maximilian armor just so cool and look like they can protect you from damage.
Ok so by best we're talking about fanciest vs silliest armor sets?
I remember seeing the suit of armor at 0:24, I believe it was in wurzburg castle in Germany. I thought it was cool.
No greenwich armour? What is this heresy
BUT WHY THERE NO MAXIMILIAN ARMOR?????? It would beat ALMOST EVERY previous armors
Where Is the Alessandro Farnese Armor? Coolest looking thing ever!
HUSARIAAAAAAAAAAA
Thought this was going to be like protective value now I understand the rating
First half: Uploader have bad taste in armour
Second half: i agree with all of them
*the father armor:*
if it was me personally, I would just have a studded gambeson and whatever helmet fit
Based on "Trust me bro"
I find it criminal you forgot the Armor of Archduke Sigismund von Tirol. That and any gothic style. Criminal, i say!
0:46 THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!
Ah yes, the winged Hussars
Who heard sabbaton when they saw the wing hussard armor?
I don't understand the criteria of the video. Is it only for aesthetic? Because, if it refers to the features, this no makes sense...
If my horse ain't dripped out too then I don't want it.
0:22 I am simply crestfallen
8th armor goes hard
These are what keep the emperor alive
Based. Also Im looking for the sources of audio used in those memes and can't find them.
Renaissance Era Cavalry armor goes hard 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Frogmouth for the win
Some of those armor you showed are what we use in the sport of buhurt
bro rates stuff only by the looks
1:04 XD
What's so funny
@@papej3290 the dramatic music
for me that Hounskull armour set at the start looks the best
Who would win? Segmented, overlapping plates of armor or one funny spikeyboi on a stick?
The only suit of armor i have is my bulging, rock hard muscles.
Armor was made to protect not look good, but if it does both things. Bow to the blacksmith
Very sad I didn’t see a gothic German sallet set
0:15 noooo my eyes
what bout Henry II France kingdom armor?
Winged hussar do have some good drip
No gothic plate? My day is ruined...
My favorite is the Cromwell arquebusier armor. (2nd photo)
0:31 id?
0:10 DUDE , LATE XIVth CENTURY ARMOUR HAD SO MUCH DRIP
0:18 are you seriously saying thats better than a full suit of plate armour?
0:04 hum... this Reminds me something familiar...
Practical 0:20 over looks 0:16 good