Stellaris fans: I've ran this exact simulation over 300 times before and if we don't become a fully acsended empire by mid-game the crisis is going to absolutely destroy us.
my motivation was when someone did this in high rez but the dreadnaught stomping was out of sync and they were to lazy to fix it so i decided to take the initiative and took the og clip high rezed it took the old audio and slaped the 2 together and this is what we get
@@Defishman0808 and those are still nothing compared to an Exterminatus via Virus Bombing, Atmospheric Incendiary Torpedo, Orbital Saturation Bombardmend or Cyclonic Stage 2 Torpedo.
It's weird. If we really did discover alien civilisation, I would see it as an exciting opportunity to learn, teach, and discover, and I would vehemently oppose any violent or exploitative ideas that might be proposed. And yet, this just taps into a primal urge of mine that would love nothing more to march as humanity united in the common goal of extinguishing xenos life with absolute certainty and unfathomable force
Humanity is a hunter based species. Aggression is gentically written into us. That doesn't mean we're needlessly cruel, it's just that first contact would likely result in a skirmish. However, its also likely for both sides to walk away from it with a better understanding of the other.
It's the sweet sweet gamble where you may be born a sick ass warrior who lives for thousands of years...or a factory slave who dies in like 20 years while suffering gruesome agony the whole time
Me before watching this video: i cant wait to learn from other space fairing civilizations. Me after watching this video: No world shall be beyond our reach, no enemy beyond our wrath.
@@philip8498No way brother. A bunch of big bulky men who are brothers and only ever hang out with brothers since most of the time they are out moving to an active battlezone or are in an active battlezone. And think about it are there any women on those battlezones other than guardsmen and the very odd Adepta Sororitas? The others are too small and the others are zealots.
Imagine you’re a 50,000 year old, wounded space marine, seen thousands of battles, killed tens of thousands of heretics in the emperors name, enclosed in a tomb to preserve your life and knowledge. Just to be woken up one day and told you have to walk in a parade 😂😂😂
If there's one thing our millennia of internal bickering has given us, it's this promise: Before we ever have xenolinguists, we will have supersoldiers.
@@Alpha-command cuz orks are a true to themselves. While we're the same(minus created only for war) but don't want to acknowledge that. We deem ourselves superior to the simple minded orks. Not thinking that 40k imperium is sucha shit hole because humanity doesn't want to acknowledge their primal instincts. We are prey rose hunter. We have fought for all our lives. And we reached such an civilization that only trough strife and hardship can we advance.
This is why aliens won't contact us Not because they're afraid of disrupting us Because they realize that if they do it wrong, humanity can and will find ways to strap a ludicrous amount of metal to a half-dead pilot and strap titanic weapons to said pilot... Just to get them back out there and kick more ass, let alone the living ones.
"Tell me human, your kind has lived for centuries, and yet all you're truly known for in the universe is your barbaric nature towards yourself. Endlessly killing each other for the most petty of reasons. And yet, you think you stand a chance against us? We, who are so far advanced, that you might as well be seen as your most ancient of ancestors." "We do." "Why?" "All those centuries of killing each other? It can be seen as practice." "Practice, you say? For what?" "For what we'll do to you..."
This is true unity. Not the liberal, rainbow cuddles and glitter unity thats a front for division, but trueunity of humanity as a whole. Standing up and saying "a new player has entered the game"
Man, if the Imperium showed up here and started sending down dropships half the people on earth would be running to sign up - especially the younger ones - they'd would shoving to get to the head of the line for Space Marine and Sisters of Battle tryouts. I'm too old, myself, so I'd just end up a servitor over at Imperial Mickey D's or some crap.
Meanwhile for aliens news: an extremely, highly powerful, intelligent, advanced and dangerous lifeform has been discovered in the Orion’s arm of the galaxy DO NOT COMMUNICATE WITH THEM UNLESS WE WANT TO GET WIPED OUT
In the Emperor's name, and for the glory of Holy Terra, thou shalt not suffer the alien to live. By boltgun and chainsword, with las fire and artillary, through the fires of Exterminatus, see the galaxy purged. Ave Imperator!
People don’t realize that the space and technology race isn’t just a race between nations on Earth… We might be alone, sure, but are you willing to bet it all on that possibility?
Humans in fiction: DIE ALIENS! WE ARE #1! Humans IRL: bonds with animals and inanimate objects, excitedly searches for any sign of alien life to find more friends
@@slav_bonk1655 bro the universe is completely full of untapped resources. Like, it's not even funny how much of literally everything there is just sitting there unused
In blood I am born
In battle do I live
In light do I rise
In darkness do I fall…
In blood will we be renewed
in hell our weapons will be reforged
Brother stop making bull quotes I am pinned here
In blood we trust! In blood we trust! In blood we trust hallelujah! (Sorry, I couldn't resist. Props to those that got it.)
@@Matihood1 Indeed, “We drink your blood!”
Can only be one malicious galactic civilization and that’s gonna be mankind baby!
Malicious? Not to us, the only beings that matter.
"This Galaxy ain't big enough for the 2 of us!"
Clearly god made this universe for us, it clearly states in the bible that we are his images, so everything belongs to mankind
@@marc71231 for once, we agree, alltough for different reasons.
Darwin will proove us superior
@@therealslimshady3662 we're gonna genocide every other sentient race in this galaxy. Humanity fuck yeah
Before we go out to space to talk to… _Xenos…_ we need some space marines.
Eugenics and genetic engineering hypono therapy speed run when?
But before that, Dark Age of Technology when?
@@Marth667 why not start immediately ?
@@richter1934 why waste time, lets go!!
@@Marth667 its actually completely possibile to make them, we just didnt make them because we dont need them right now
İ love how everyone had their "Humanity first Xenos last" switch turned on
Of course we did. Humans are greedy and nothing stimulates that more than someone to compete over resources. Or even survival
its always on
i broke the switch
It's self preservation.
Slaughter to prevail
Stellaris fans: I've ran this exact simulation over 300 times before and if we don't become a fully acsended empire by mid-game the crisis is going to absolutely destroy us.
The game has already started and we are next to the determined exterminators 0_o
@justvibing4796earth wont suddenly blow up cause we're destroying the environment
@justvibing4796relentless industrialists
Shit shit get the fleets pumped up. I wanna see some 100K shit.
We simply must become the crisis...
I feel so proud for some reason
Because we are the fifth
Warhammer uses a lot of nationalistic imagery which kinda hacks your brain to feel immense pride
@@hannesgranlund8838 that reminds me of something…
Dying for your country is one thing but your whole PLANET....SIGN ME UP BROTHER.
@@blipojones2114 reminder that the planet actually broke first before the military did, the military outlived the planet.
Aliens: "Why can't we use light-speed in this solar system?"
(Incoming message...)
*"You can't fast-travel when enemies are nearby."*
It is time for humanity to take its rightful place among the stars. Above everything else!
For Humanity now and forever! For the cosmos! For the everlasting frontier!
It's still just a dream we can't even gry to Mars.
@@JaffartheGnome we will.
Glory to Mandkind!
@@JaffartheGnome"We will never fly!" -Doubters like you, in the past
Bring back gothic architecture.
This one i agree with 110%
YES!
Personally, I'm more inclined to Islamic styles, but Gothic is objectively beautiful.
brutalist architecture is cost effective
and looks good
Ngl, the music syncs up with the marching perfectly and even makes an entirely different vibe than the original. Good job OP.
my motivation was when someone did this in high rez but the dreadnaught stomping was out of sync and they were to lazy to fix it so i decided to take the initiative and took the og clip high rezed it took the old audio and slaped the 2 together and this is what we get
@@localdeffdread8102 Nice. You were the change you wanted to see in the world. Take my thumbs up.
Welcome to the internet starts playing in my brain
We just have to broadcast this across the Milky Way
So called advanced life forms when I give them a taste of buckshot.
Let's feed em some 120mm
Boltshot*
give em some 50 bmg aswel
"There could be 42,777 intelligent alien civilizations in our galaxy."
Bad odds for them
yes
So it is an even fight
@@smegheadwithaguitar1164 yes
Wait, aren't you the guy who made the book The Rift from Wattpad? Or you were just a different person
*Humanity with enough firepower to destroy a 100 planets* "Im not in danger... i am the danger"
Humans in every situation
Wait we have THAT much firepower?
@@Alpha-commandnukes are more powerfull the people think. And we have alot more of them then people think
@@Defishman0808
and those are still nothing compared to an Exterminatus via Virus Bombing, Atmospheric Incendiary Torpedo, Orbital Saturation Bombardmend or Cyclonic Stage 2 Torpedo.
@@Alpha-command from what i know we have enough nuclear weaponry to crack planet earth 80 times over
Let's just make sure we reach the age of technology and that the cybernetic revolt doesn't happen, then we'll surely crush it.
Born too late to explore the world.
Born too early to die in glorious intergalactical war against the xenos
"Possession of this galaxy is mankind's birthright, the stars are ours for the taking"- the god emperor
The light of holy terra will illuminate this segmentum and holy fire will scorch the non believers.
When the 7th graders pick on the 6th graders and the 8th graders reassert dominance.
High schoolers are the custodes then
Then the Dad's come in to fight.
And then suddenly college graduates come back to school
And then the principal pulls out a longsword and screams *RIP N TEAR*
HOW YEAR 8 THINK ABOUT THEMSELVES
This is a serious upgrade!
POSSESSION OF THE MILKY WAY IS MANKIND'S BIRTHRIGHT
Indeed my lord
I'm not even a fan of Warhammer 40k but this goes incredibly hard
the number of books and novels about it is gonna blow your mind
join us we have BOLTERS and HERESY
We just need to build dreadnoughts and those jaegars from pacific goat
@@giebfkfb39584ye some are just not worth reading
Goathammer 100k
It makes me chuckle that the video is in 4k but the headlines are not.
Where it began: 4 malicious civilizations.
Where we are now: 5 malicious civilizations.
Soon only one will be left and you know whitch one it is
@@yvick7770 😈
As a proud space marine enjoyer, in this situation i would say: ABANDON REASON, KNOW ONLY WAR!
Finally, not a recorded tv version. Thank you
i live to serve the people
@@localdeffdread8102 Don't you mean THE EMPEROR
@@kuze1930 you right FOR THE EMPEROR
Stellaris when an alien empire diplomatically insults you.
And that's when the aliens realized....
We got space marines
They f... up.
We have plot armour
We are the threat not them
That we ARE the threat
It's weird. If we really did discover alien civilisation, I would see it as an exciting opportunity to learn, teach, and discover, and I would vehemently oppose any violent or exploitative ideas that might be proposed. And yet, this just taps into a primal urge of mine that would love nothing more to march as humanity united in the common goal of extinguishing xenos life with absolute certainty and unfathomable force
We will learn from them. But unless they'll be hippies, then we'll learn through fight.
Post enlightenment super ego unable to push back the imperialist id lol
We'll learn from their charred corpses and their ruined worlds
@@bazookaboss332 Says the fuckin' God Emperor of Mankind.
Humanity is a hunter based species. Aggression is gentically written into us. That doesn't mean we're needlessly cruel, it's just that first contact would likely result in a skirmish. However, its also likely for both sides to walk away from it with a better understanding of the other.
Warhammer is one of those rare franchises that makes you wanna live in em despite the horrors it harbors.
It's the sweet sweet gamble where you may be born a sick ass warrior who lives for thousands of years...or a factory slave who dies in like 20 years while suffering gruesome agony the whole time
Well, you can go to Russia there, no matter how you can feel like a worker, working 12-14 hours a day
MAY THE IMPERIUM LIVE FOREVER!
FOR THE EMPEROR!
Corpse worshipper
There's only gonna be one hostile species in the galaxy when we're done
15 de diciembre del 2022. Henry Cavill protagonizará una serie de Warhammer 40 K para Amazon
La humanidad:
this is what humanity would be if we grouped together with just one religion
We would grow soft if we were united with noone to fight against.
my only religion is the emperor
@@fanta4897 R U stupd? Just make a false flag attack and say it was aliens. Problem solved.
@@Cotac_Rastic And what would you be fighting after that false flag attack? Vacuum?
@@fanta4897 You're clearly the calibre supposed to do so.
Help! I can't stop watching this every single day.
then ive done my job lol
@@localdeffdread8102 You've your job indeed
@@tallas12 fixed lol
@@localdeffdread8102 all jokes aside, killer edit. Big E would be proud.
Me too, I've watched this so many times I'm pretty sure I liked at least 2/3rds of all the comments 😂
That music it's so good, sound like beat drops all over the galaxies.
You know whats the song? By the Emperor, i must know!
@@redknight6695Freak (the other side series)
Remember boys we will probably be thunder warriors and our grandchildren space marines
hahhahahah
Me before watching this video: i cant wait to learn from other space fairing civilizations.
Me after watching this video: No world shall be beyond our reach, no enemy beyond our wrath.
If this is true anyone wanna start the steel legion regiment of the Astra militarium
YES
Gladly.
Brothers, the time has come. To create the Adeptus Astartes.
“There are 4 hostile alien civilizations in the galaxy”
So there are 5 hostile civilizations in the galaxy.
You mean there will be only 1 hostile race.
The real pride march.
Underrated comment
Well said mate
A bunch of big bulky men who only ever hang out with other big bulky men?
Yep, sounds like all the marines are gay and proud to be so
@@philip8498No way brother. A bunch of big bulky men who are brothers and only ever hang out with brothers since most of the time they are out moving to an active battlezone or are in an active battlezone. And think about it are there any women on those battlezones other than guardsmen and the very odd Adepta Sororitas? The others are too small and the others are zealots.
Imagine you’re a 50,000 year old, wounded space marine, seen thousands of battles, killed tens of thousands of heretics in the emperors name, enclosed in a tomb to preserve your life and knowledge.
Just to be woken up one day and told you have to walk in a parade 😂😂😂
And why would he be against it. Parades are important for the populus a d for the military.
They are marching on holy terra
It's an honor like you wouldn't believe
@@eneram8846twins they were...
I only recently started getting into the warhammer universe but I must say those dreadnoughts are very beautiful and awesome
Nothing like a bit of warhammer 40k to turn anyone into an ultranationalist humanist
If there's one thing our millennia of internal bickering has given us, it's this promise:
Before we ever have xenolinguists, we will have supersoldiers.
emperor"im not a god so don't treat me like one" meanwhile him throwing a parade for himself
I want a 1 hour loop of this for some reason
put it on loop by right clicking it
Remember everyone, when we get questioned about our outstanding military presence on countless worlds, we're just "peace-keeping"
four hostile civilisations? LET'S MAKE IT FIVE
that's four too many, glory to humanity
Why can't we all join forces together and sweep the milky way in the next 40k years
Cüc were like the orks from warhammer40k if theres nothing to fight agaisnt we fight eachother
@@Alpha-command cuz orks are a true to themselves. While we're the same(minus created only for war) but don't want to acknowledge that. We deem ourselves superior to the simple minded orks. Not thinking that 40k imperium is sucha shit hole because humanity doesn't want to acknowledge their primal instincts. We are prey rose hunter. We have fought for all our lives. And we reached such an civilization that only trough strife and hardship can we advance.
"Milky-way is not yours to conquer"
-mankind probably
100,000 civilizations in the milky way...
*And 99,999 too many of them.*
There can only be one.
4 Hostile civilizations? Now there's 5.
now let’s aquire slipspace so we can travel amongst the stars
Sir Brucius Willius be ballin.
This is why aliens won't contact us
Not because they're afraid of disrupting us
Because they realize that if they do it wrong, humanity can and will find ways to strap a ludicrous amount of metal to a half-dead pilot and strap titanic weapons to said pilot... Just to get them back out there and kick more ass, let alone the living ones.
Song is called "freak (the otherside pt2)"
Never gets old
"Make that 5."
Nah m8 make that 1 and only
You know why we’re here…..
"Tell me human, your kind has lived for centuries, and yet all you're truly known for in the universe is your barbaric nature towards yourself. Endlessly killing each other for the most petty of reasons. And yet, you think you stand a chance against us? We, who are so far advanced, that you might as well be seen as your most ancient of ancestors."
"We do."
"Why?"
"All those centuries of killing each other? It can be seen as practice."
"Practice, you say? For what?"
"For what we'll do to you..."
Dude, now I REALLY wanna get myself some power armor and a bolter.
I love how youtube ai thinks this is DOOM Eternal, like yes and no
I LOVE this!
orks and tau have been living amongst us and no ones noticed. Birmingham and Switzerland need to state their allegiances
#1. Name of the tune please.
#2. *clears throat*
BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR
SKULLS FOR HIS GOLDEN THRONE
This is true unity. Not the liberal, rainbow cuddles and glitter unity thats a front for division, but trueunity of humanity as a whole. Standing up and saying "a new player has entered the game"
There's no music, the sound of them walking is making the beat
May the emperor have mercy on those who meet him
Man, if the Imperium showed up here and started sending down dropships half the people on earth would be running to sign up - especially the younger ones - they'd would shoving to get to the head of the line for Space Marine and Sisters of Battle tryouts.
I'm too old, myself, so I'd just end up a servitor over at Imperial Mickey D's or some crap.
space racism is officially the new deal
other :
oh no ! one of this four civilization could be like imperium
me and my brothers :
we are human kind, we will be this mf imperium
meanwhile one of the aliens:
NOT ENOUGHT MINERALS
Another alien:
WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS
it's not in 4k, *it's in 40k*
Meanwhile for aliens news: an extremely, highly powerful, intelligent, advanced and dangerous lifeform has been discovered in the Orion’s arm of the galaxy DO NOT COMMUNICATE WITH THEM UNLESS WE WANT TO GET WIPED OUT
*THERE CAN ONLY BE 1 DOMINANT LIFE FORM*
Please, allow humanity to show you the definition of "malicious"
In the Emperor's name, and for the glory of Holy Terra, thou shalt not suffer the alien to live. By boltgun and chainsword, with las fire and artillary, through the fires of Exterminatus, see the galaxy purged. Ave Imperator!
People don’t realize that the space and technology race isn’t just a race between nations on Earth…
We might be alone, sure, but are you willing to bet it all on that possibility?
Me gusta porque se siente que dice "la humanidad no caerá sin pelear y lo lamentarán"
Remember gentlemen, humanity first 😎, also what's the music, shit kinda slaps
Freak The Other Side Series by Le Castle Vania. da sauce for ya
@@localdeffdread8102 ruclips.net/video/o_UIfWNC5cA/видео.html
From the moment i understood the weakness of my fleash it disgusted me.
How did they convince those dreadnought to go on a parade?
Life is but a fleeting moment. A loud, glorious one that will be forgotten.
We just do a bit of negotiating brother!
*Loads bolter with religous intent*
This whole video is just humanity saying “not if I have anything to say about it”
When the Emperor has a sweet tooth so he decides to get his army ro shop for him
For the Emperor, for the humanity and for the Glory!!!
Humans in fiction: DIE ALIENS! WE ARE #1!
Humans IRL: bonds with animals and inanimate objects, excitedly searches for any sign of alien life to find more friends
That is until someone decides that it would be pog if we could use their resources for ourselves or something like that
@@slav_bonk1655 bro the universe is completely full of untapped resources. Like, it's not even funny how much of literally everything there is just sitting there unused
@@ENCHANTMEN_ indeed. Though, reasons to wage war can be stupid af sometimes
HUMANITY FIRST AND ALWAYS
Time to build the Tetrium Hive
Interstellar racism
Tyranids and Orks oh that's so cute 😂
Peace was never really on the table for us
There's only the main course, and that's bloodshed!
Probably the coolest video I've ever seen 😂
Round up as many depressed people as you can
When the xenos come, the Lamenters shall hold
... And they shall know no fear.
Humanity will rule the stars or there will be no stars to rule.
2160 pixels of humanity
If xenos showed up those many cold war nukes just sitting there would sure come in handy
O blessed God Emperor, give us strength to purge these xenos with flamer and bolter.