It's best to speak as little as possible to the toasters, especially since those two brothers thought it would be a good idea to reset the router's machine spirit _themselves!_ That's what the techmarines are for!
@@milotura6828 if you see the warhammer 40k series angels of death, when the ship got invaded and the tech marine activate the dreadnought and they both work together on the hangar of said ship, he call the techmarine little brother.
I love how despite being so utterly irritated at being pestered with "trivial" matters, the Dreadnought still considers Brother Quandalius' birthday an important enough event to be awakened for.
True but there are 1,000 Astartes to a Codex compliant chapter... that's 1,000 cards to potentially sign not including Dreadnoughts or really special, long serving, Chapter Serfs
The space marines probably have to spend like a year in transit to the next warzone, so not being able to watch the newest shows from Nooflex would make it feel like 10.
"Ancient One, please. It is with complete sincerity that Guilliman has requested you and countless others of the Venerable status to be immediately prepared and sent to the front lines for battle. Does the horde of Techmarines not clue you in on the sheer urgency of this demand?"
I mean while I get the Dreadnought’s anger at being constantly awoken for trifling manners, atleast his battle brothers are still thinking about him. They cared enough about him, his opinion, and so forth to get his opinion on the upholstery. As well as invite him to have some pizza. Like grandkids wanting to be involved with their grandparents. …. I think I will call my grandparents, see how they are doing.
At least the astartes recruits care, not like those older firstborn that send thei dreadnoughts to monastery to be there until they need to call them to blow up xenos and then never talk to them again unless they need something. You can replace most 40k words and you get the grandparent experience in a retirement home
Well i þink þe big reason he might be annoyed is þat being awake and in a dreadnought is extreamly damaging to a marines mental stability, þats why þey generally spend mist of þeir time in stasis, so þat þey can comtimue to serve and share þeir wisdom for as long as possible before þeir minds are deteriorated.
I like to imagine that the dreadnought isn’t being woken up daily, it’s just that his perception of time is so busted that he thinks a several week or month gap between awakenings is a day.
That’s basically true actually, they’re basically in stasis, they don’t dream or think they’re just out. So it can be years and they wouldn’t know. I am surprised I haven’t read a book where one asks the date just to see how long he was out
I honestly figure, some of them would be bored never getting to interact with anyone besides during battles. Sure, some probably prefer it that way, but in the end, Dreadnoughts are people too, so many of them would probably enjoy conversating with their friends.
@@simtexa Can they still be called people at that point? I mean they are dead spacemarines, which they are already a whole diferent branch of humans on itself so.......
@@simtexa they basically got put into stasis when not in service, so they don't really get bored since they are essentially sleeping, but at least some are fine with being awoken from time to time to have a chat, mainly ancient ones.
@@Alpha-qz2kc Yeah, I mean, imagine being woken up only to f some aholes up, and otherwise remaining dormant for millenia. While there are certainly battles to distract you from the existential crisis, there is some time between your awakening and actual engagement. You gotta get those thoughts at some occasion during those time periods. Perhaps that’s how the ancient ones get their hobbies outside of sleeping all the time.
I mean to be fair: Forgetting the wifi password can actually have an effect on the chapter's military capabilities, and The pizza thing was them genuinely trying to be nice.
0:13 This is literally just 2 kids trying to wake up a parent so they can get something done because they actually do need it done as it's genuinely important, but both are fucking shitting bricks at actually waking the person up.
That's pretty close to how Space Marines actually see Dreadnoughts. Some chapters awaken them to regale their newest battle-brothers with tales of their glorious past. Pretty wholesome considering the state of being a Dreadnought is not the most comfortable.
@@zenoblues7787 being a dreadnought sucks, seeing the new fresh faced marines be so dumb and innocent probably makes the dreadnought feel like an old grandparent telling the grandkids stories of their youth and the crazy things they did, probably the second thing dreadnoughts enjoy, the first of course is the field of battle
@@ashraffhashrin4196 what's even worse is he can't drink all the fine drinks the other's are imbibing. He just has to sit.. and watch them enjoy them. It must be torture for a Wolf.. like being in hell.. all that drink and not a drop to be had for them.. well actually... They probably do the same thing that USMC Corpsmen do.. put it into an IV and inject it right into ole Bjorn. MEEEEEEEDIC... what?!?! Whose dying.. US! for lack of being hammered. Inject us DUDE. *sigh* PARTY TIME! *busts out the IV needles*
He's still got his legs. I'm sure a dreadnaught, a space marine already on death's door who: 1) gladly and willingly embraced a permanent, half-dead existence of constant agony just so he can, 2) continue his privilege and duty of emboding the Emperor's wrath and slay Imperial foes eventually becoming, 3) a living library and chapter pillar comprised of centuries of first hand combat experience, tactics, and knowledge could 4) still wreck and stomp unprepared fools regardless of the absence of arms.
@@o0hbomb0o An Ultramarine Rational: Theoretical: My Battle Brothers keep waking me for frivolous things and it is continuing to annoy me. Practical: The legs attached to my chassis still work so I can still run out of the room.
@@Nostroman_Praetor I'm not sure who would be worse, these Ultramarine battle brothers or Vulcan from TTS. "Awake, brotha! It is time for Vulkan to embrace you! Also, look at this toad I caught on Catachan. Did you ever see **Neck Crack** A ZOGGIN' FINER FROG?!"
Honestly though, Emperor bless this Dreadnought's still beating heart for being so patient up to this point. Most dready's wouldn't even bother waking up most of the time, and if they did, they probably would whinge and whine like an old guy, or accidentally kill the nearest techmarine for being that goddamn grumpy
@@FoxyGrandmeowmmy5598 gotta agree with you,brother This weaponries,plus let's not talk about the fact that the life support systems can get to malfunction,so poor Dreads have to preserve their patience whilst the Techmarines are repairing them.
I remember reading in the one of the codexes that Dreadnought are only just barely kept just alive by they're sealed metal coffin, they're in mostly a state of constant pain and anger which they direct mostly to the imperium's enemies. So it's really a stupid move just to wake one of them up for just random nonsense.
I feel for that Dreadnought. Constantly being awoken for silly reasons like the wi-fi password, pizza, carpeting, and the TV remote. The birthday card gets a pass though. If only he was like that one Blood Angels Dreadnought that drinks blood. So he could have eaten the pizza. I mean, I personally would still want to eat pizza even after enturnment in a Dreadnought sarcophagus.
If I remember correctly they still have their heads usually so as long as the tastebuds still work they could just chew of up food and spit it out in between bites. Hell I'm sure the munitorum would like it because they could peddle the mush as some sort of sanctified nutrient paste. Under the aquila the astartes could be like a mother bird to the masses.
@@KopitioBozynski Except for the fact that all but that one Dreadnought I mentioned are fully sealed. That one Dreadnought had to be modified for the pilot to drink blood. And do you really think the Mechanicus would allow such a thing to occur considering they are the one's who build them for the Astartes?
@Kopitio Bozynski That only works in memes. In truth, it's never going to happen. Curse them for denying me my Domino's pizza for when I become a Dreadnought.
Dreadnought inhabitants are so broken they might lack the components to digest or even breath, but I do wonder how Dreadnought inhabitants receive food.
In school we had to go ask the principal in his office for the balls for the ping pong tables during recess, and everytime we went in pairs : one knocking at the door, one asking. Fair division of labor was an unwritten rule
@@slayer6498 Basically some older class student group was being rather rough with the hockey table for no particular reason and you were slowly able to see the damage accumulate slowly over time, but it wasn't anything that affected playing with it. Exept one day someone had bunched the power cord through the playing field/board and snapped off the power plug prongs, making the table unusable. Then couple days went by and suddenly there was a man sized hole on the playing field/board that went all the way through to the floor. Safe to say the school didn't buy us any games for a long time after that. Until right end of the final year that I was there, a new air hockey table was bought and it was mostly made of steel, so a hope no one has been able to break that.
Dreadnoughts are some of the most relatable characters in 40k. And that's saying something, knowing how unrealistically grimdark warhammer 40k is. They've been through a lot of shit and just want to sleep. Anyways, geat work as always.
'Dude, my life support is on life support at this point. I lost so many organs, i could be an organ donor for an entire hive world. Let me sleep!' -Random Dreadnaught somewhere
Not just tech support, but the mechanius tech support “We Need out wifi password reset” “Have you tried sacrificing 30 servitors to please the machine spirit” “Yeah. It didn’t work” “I see, this will require a rite to appease the spirit. We will arrive on your ship in 3 months to preform the ritual. Please stand by”
@Mati Hooti well, no, there no real example of space marines acting childish like asking where the remote is, space marine are just child soldier, hell, even the Primarchs main goal was just to made their father proud
@@eu29lex16I think that was just the 30k ones from the primarchs homeworlds. Such as when Lion was found he recruited many knights of his homeworld to become Astartes.
I always like it in the books when the Marines are always hesitant or somewhat nervous when interacting with the Dreadnoughts. Especially the Chaos Ones. In both the Night Lords and Word Bearers trilogy it the Marines are always stepping on eggshells when they speak to the Dreadnought characters in those books. Obviously with Chaos Dreadnoughts they’re always more psychotic than Loyalist ones.
Iron Warrior Dreadnoughts are actually completely insane since they’re never put to sleep and are just chained down and go mad waiting for the next battle wanting to kill and feel the whole time
Does kinda suck for the dreadnought as he degrades with each time he awakens but at the same time, as others have pointed out, there can be some appreciation for him still being included in "normal" activities, he is still their brother and not some meat in a walking tank who's only purpose is to kill
i think the iron hands keep their dread awake, and yea i think they should get a good wake up, and check up more often, might help with their degradation some
Paradoxically, waking up jumping from battle to battle over many years with almost no other activity as Astartes may be one of the causes of degradation.
Degradation only happens from the stress of time passing so willy-nilly from what I understand. A dreadnought awake like this one shouldn't bother him much, especially when you consider this particular pair of marines to be the exception and that one day he'll wake up to fine time has once again slipped by decades amd that those two marines were killed at some point. Grimdark but yeah.
@@oddtomato1049 not really, they mention that the chaos lord they killed and a shit ton of pizza weirdly around him. So I thought the pizza would be some sort of conduit for a chaos invasion. Like it was made with meats blessed by slaneesh that made the space marines crave it more and more
The reason the Dreadnought is only supposed to be awakened in dire situations is because every time they are awakened they lose more and more of their mind, eventually losing it entirely and no longer having any idea of the person they once were.
@@jz9201 the mental toll of suddenly waking up like a hundred years later to unrecognized faces, having old brothers be dead, only mission to kill, and then going back to sleep again for another hundred years?
@@jz9201 I think it's because they're slowly dying any time they aren't in stasis, the machine pattern the dreadnoughts were based on were industrial lifters in the Golden Age and they're not at all supposed to be used in the way they've been retrofitted for. Also they would be aging anyway and even space marines get senile after several hundred years.
Oh no you are horribly mistaken, to be turned into a dready is an honor for the loyalists while for chaos its an absolute pain and no chaos marines wants to: For one because unlike loyalists that get to sleep when not used, the chaos dreadnoughts are stripped of their armaments and hung like a key chain all the while staying *wide* awake and slowly turning insane as time goes on Another is that the chaos marine in said dreadnought will feel constant despair from not only its unrest but also the fact they can't really feel the thrill of battle, they can't feel the weapons in their hands and the gods won't just give blessings to a corpse so theres that overall being a traitor dreadnought or hellbrute is a nightmare in of itself and because of this they usually seek early death. Hell just listen to Dawn Of War 2: Retribution Chaos Dreadnought quotes, where as the loyalist counterpart is calm and wise, you'll be mostly hearing AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!! AAAA!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!
@@ashraffhashrin4196 yeah l remember a time in one of the books there's a part were a mortality wounded chaos marine is literally being dragged of the battlefield to be turned into a dreadnought. And the whole time he's screaming for them to just kill him. He was pleading with them to just put him out of his misery. They refused.
On the other hand, Dreadnaughts would be like the grandfathers of the chapters. Sleeps, wakes up, on life support, occasionally gives stories and wisdom to them youngin's.
I would like an alternative version of this, a dreadnought whose mind is particularly resistant to damage upon awakening, but perhaps whose chapter isn't very active. Or perhaps the chapter master doesn't want to waste him on all the small skirmishes they have. So he still spends long stretches alone. But his marine buddy visits him constantly about trivial matters, which makes him happy.
I think being awoken periodically and told about current events would be nice. Being out of place for 20K years not knowing who your next enemy is, some new chaos tau nurgle beast on the field. etc.
I love how after the first time where the dreadnought was awoken about the wifi password, the ultramarine in mkII armor wasn't there to wake up the dreadnought anymore, only the other guy.
The other guy did also wake him up. he probably was the one who asked the dreadnaught about his storm bolter and who'd win in a fight between a krork and a carnifex.
The sad twist is that the gaps are actually decades and this chapter's men always makes a point to wake up their big brother. The dreadnought never realizes that the men he speaks to are always different. They have a small chronicle archiving each instance of waking up the dreadnought and each chapters generation adds one new entry.
This is exactly how I want to be treated when my war torn irradiated body is fused with machinery and made semi immortal. I have such a need for dreadnoughts just grumbling over their fellow brothers like a big brother rolls his eyes at his competent siblings squabbles
I'm surprised he wasn't upset about not being woken up to help dispose the corrupt planetary governer with all the pizza coupons. Secondly the blood angels worked out a way for their dreadnoughts to drink blood still, I'm sure they can figure out a pizza. I know I would want one even if it had to be liquidized first into a nutrient solution.
That is an oddly, extraordinarily, saint-like patient Dreadnought. A grumpy, osteoarthritis-ridden grandpa that tolerates the antics of his grandchildren.
It is not endless wars, nor the March of time that drive dreadnoughts to insanity, it is the little brothers who end up being little shits to the Emporor's finest
i love how there's probably a 100-year gap every time he is awakened, but he just isn't aware of it unlike his brothers, who are like "i think he slept for long enough, maybe we should talk to him"
It's times like this when you remember that most astartes have known nothing but their battle-brothers since they were 14 or younger. They're all a bunch of immortal teenage boys under the supervision of older immortal teenage boys.
@@yesman350 Hell even their names sounds Italian such as Roboutte Guilleman, Titus, Sidonus, Leandros, Cato Sicarius, Varro Tigurius... I mean most of these sound mostly Roman but then again Rome is in Italy.
@@yesman350 Not italian but romans Its not like GW have taken exemple of one the best empire than the humanity have know for their imperium. Like the latin and the aquila
The only chapter where awakening a dreadnought for a pizza party is acceptable is the space wolves Cause it means that the ol grampappy can come tell his drunk grandkids stories about when he beheaded fifteen orks with his own femur
Space marine captain"ALL RIGHT THAT IS ENOUGH...if I find any more of you awakening our brother dreadnought from his sleep unless it is a dire situation you will be for the high jump...I HAVE SPOKEN"!!!!
I love how the dreadnought is both annoyed that the marine is so stupid as to think he can eat pizza but also touched that he's invited to join in at the same moment.
Well, if there's one good thing that comes out of the little ultramarines constantly annoying him, it's that he'll be MORE than ready to kick some ass once they actually wake him up for battle.
If you want to be really nice to a Dreadnought, offer him to open his armor, give him a warm water damp cloth bath, dry him nicely with a piece of cloth, give him eyedrops, a pillow and blanket... whenever he's not in a mission or standing by. Get him a little fan (that isn't made of metal) to let him have some air in hot areas. The poor dude can't close his eyes nor rest properly, much less leave the armor, help him out.
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I love the fact that the venerable brother was willing to let his inopportune awakening slide in the face of sitting through Mechanicus tech support.
It's best to speak as little as possible to the toasters, especially since those two brothers thought it would be a good idea to reset the router's machine spirit _themselves!_ That's what the techmarines are for!
Unless you're a Salamander.
@@irregularassassin6380 you did not just
call us that
Anger++
The Mechanicus has amazing waiting music, but after 10 hours of listening to the Children of the Omnissiah it gets a bit boring
3 hours on mechanicus tech support is putting it mildy
two and a half of those consist of praying to the machine god
Fun fact, dreadnoughts occasionally call regular space marines “little brother”
lmao really this is cannon
@@milotura6828 if you see the warhammer 40k series angels of death, when the ship got invaded and the tech marine activate the dreadnought and they both work together on the hangar of said ship, he call the techmarine little brother.
aaaaaw thats adorable
Imagine bullying a space marine, and he goes to get his big brother
@@justawoodsman Weeeeellll, IF you can Bully a fucking space marine 😂😂😂😂 so he really is in Danger 😂😂😂😂😂 is just fair call his big brother 😆😆😆
I love how chill the dreadnought actually is, like you can tell he loves his annoying little brothers
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@@tremendousyeet3467 ahh yes love his brother
@@tremendousyeet3467 thats just brothers beeing brothers
@@alisastar6271 that’s just a typical eldest sibling moment lol
@@mishaalkisan1688agreed
I love how despite being so utterly irritated at being pestered with "trivial" matters, the Dreadnought still considers Brother Quandalius' birthday an important enough event to be awakened for.
Well he is a brother, you always make sure to sign the card for your brother's birthday.
Grumpy and cynical, not a monster
True but there are 1,000 Astartes to a Codex compliant chapter... that's 1,000 cards to potentially sign not including Dreadnoughts or really special, long serving, Chapter Serfs
Was it...
Quandalius Dinglus
@@foogoose1439 Do you find something risible about the name of Quandalius Dinglus?
He has a battle brother you know...
Losing wifi is a threat to the Imperium.
The worst part is given what the mechanicus is like, this seems like a genuine possibility.
The space marines probably have to spend like a year in transit to the next warzone, so not being able to watch the newest shows from Nooflex would make it feel like 10.
We need the Adeptus Tech Supportus!!!
This but unironically, if you consider the emperor himself is basically one giant wifi router
Dont tell chaos
*WHY! WHY HAVE YOU AWAKENED ME THIS TIME!*
"So um-yea, our primarch is back. He has proclaimed a crusade."
"No. No this is a trick! You're going to try to give me tacos or ask what Guillimans shoe size is or something! LEAVE ME BE!"
"Ancient One, please. It is with complete sincerity that Guilliman has requested you and countless others of the Venerable status to be immediately prepared and sent to the front lines for battle. Does the horde of Techmarines not clue you in on the sheer urgency of this demand?"
Do dreadnoughts have pants? 🤔
Cause if they do and a dreadnought was awaken in such a manner, it would jizz in its pants.
@@kleanthisxanthopoulos4697 No I don't think most of them even have working organic legs, much less working reproductive organs.
@@AuspicousJuice it would do so out of sheer willpower, Slaanesh will shiver somewhere
I mean while I get the Dreadnought’s anger at being constantly awoken for trifling manners, atleast his battle brothers are still thinking about him. They cared enough about him, his opinion, and so forth to get his opinion on the upholstery. As well as invite him to have some pizza. Like grandkids wanting to be involved with their grandparents.
….
I think I will call my grandparents, see how they are doing.
At least the astartes recruits care, not like those older firstborn that send thei dreadnoughts to monastery to be there until they need to call them to blow up xenos and then never talk to them again unless they need something.
You can replace most 40k words and you get the grandparent experience in a retirement home
My dreadnoughts passed on and the only one left went renegade, cherish your time with the older battle brothers while you can
@@thatonejoey1847 If only retirement home denizens had their wheelchair straped with guns and flamethrowers
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
Sorry to hear that brother, hopefully they are well up in heaven.
Well i þink þe big reason he might be annoyed is þat being awake and in a dreadnought is extreamly damaging to a marines mental stability, þats why þey generally spend mist of þeir time in stasis, so þat þey can comtimue to serve and share þeir wisdom for as long as possible before þeir minds are deteriorated.
I like to imagine that the dreadnought isn’t being woken up daily, it’s just that his perception of time is so busted that he thinks a several week or month gap between awakenings is a day.
Well duh he’s sleeping through the days
This is why Bjorne gets so angry only recounting stories of Leman Russ. To him it’s basically day after day.
Like to think it actually is every day. The brothers just want to hang out with their grandpa. It's sweet.
That’s basically true actually, they’re basically in stasis, they don’t dream or think they’re just out. So it can be years and they wouldn’t know. I am surprised I haven’t read a book where one asks the date just to see how long he was out
The Hellbrute Experience
I like how the Dreadnought is completely understanding of the fact that awakening him was preferable to interacting with Mechanicum IT.
3 hours was a generous estimation. I would have hedged my bets with 3 decades...
3 hours is the generous estimate if you both understand and speak the Lingua-Technis. That's Binaric screeching to you fleshies.
@@ForestRaptor It would have been the 44th millennium before IT even got you through
Jesus loves you
@@joshuaharper8957in this case.... "THY EMPORER CHERISHES THY SERVICE! AND BLESSES YOU WITH LOVE AND A LONG LIFE BROTHER!"
There's a reason why Bjorn is nicknamed "grandpa" but he likes being disturbed to talk about war stories
He's that one veteran grandpa who'd always speak about his adventures everytime you met them.
I honestly figure, some of them would be bored never getting to interact with anyone besides during battles. Sure, some probably prefer it that way, but in the end, Dreadnoughts are people too, so many of them would probably enjoy conversating with their friends.
@@simtexa
Can they still be called people at that point? I mean they are dead spacemarines, which they are already a whole diferent branch of humans on itself so.......
@@simtexa they basically got put into stasis when not in service, so they don't really get bored since they are essentially sleeping, but at least some are fine with being awoken from time to time to have a chat, mainly ancient ones.
@@Alpha-qz2kc Yeah, I mean, imagine being woken up only to f some aholes up, and otherwise remaining dormant for millenia. While there are certainly battles to distract you from the existential crisis, there is some time between your awakening and actual engagement. You gotta get those thoughts at some occasion during those time periods. Perhaps that’s how the ancient ones get their hobbies outside of sleeping all the time.
I mean to be fair:
Forgetting the wifi password can actually have an effect on the chapter's military capabilities, and The pizza thing was them genuinely trying to be nice.
Idk, I feel like that Space Marine lost a bet and had to go back to the dreadnought brother and flex on the fact that he could still eat.
Not being able to send dank memes while you're smashing tyranids can severely hurt morale
@@starion1121😂😂
The pizza was just insensitive
Ah 40k. Where everything is so over the top that awakening a half-dead super soldier inside of a gun-casket about a remote is only slightly silly.
@@redcell9636 tbh, it's quite accurate,
Imr 😅
And I gotta be honest, I felt that last scream in my soul.
Dreadnought's name is literally "brother sleepyhead"
"Brother Dormilón" NICE CATCH, i didn't think to translate it, just thought it was another random medieval-sounding name
We need better energy drinks
0:13 This is literally just 2 kids trying to wake up a parent so they can get something done because they actually do need it done as it's genuinely important, but both are fucking shitting bricks at actually waking the person up.
That's pretty close to how Space Marines actually see Dreadnoughts. Some chapters awaken them to regale their newest battle-brothers with tales of their glorious past. Pretty wholesome considering the state of being a Dreadnought is not the most comfortable.
@@zenoblues7787 being a dreadnought sucks, seeing the new fresh faced marines be so dumb and innocent probably makes the dreadnought feel like an old grandparent telling the grandkids stories of their youth and the crazy things they did, probably the second thing dreadnoughts enjoy, the first of course is the field of battle
@@thatonejoey1847 heh, tell that to Bjorn. Who is always awakened every year to tell tales of the Primarch Leman and the Emperor
@@ashraffhashrin4196 what's even worse is he can't drink all the fine drinks the other's are imbibing. He just has to sit.. and watch them enjoy them. It must be torture for a Wolf.. like being in hell.. all that drink and not a drop to be had for them.. well actually... They probably do the same thing that USMC Corpsmen do.. put it into an IV and inject it right into ole Bjorn. MEEEEEEEDIC... what?!?! Whose dying.. US! for lack of being hammered. Inject us DUDE. *sigh* PARTY TIME! *busts out the IV needles*
@@ashraffhashrin4196 Honestly, they could just tape the whole thing and let the guy sleep!
Good thing for the Ultramarines since it has no arms it's just an angry box now
*METALL BOWXE!*
He's still got his legs. I'm sure a dreadnaught, a space marine already on death's door who: 1) gladly and willingly embraced a permanent, half-dead existence of constant agony just so he can, 2) continue his privilege and duty of emboding the Emperor's wrath and slay Imperial foes eventually becoming, 3) a living library and chapter pillar comprised of centuries of first hand combat experience, tactics, and knowledge could 4) still wreck and stomp unprepared fools regardless of the absence of arms.
@@o0hbomb0o An Ultramarine Rational:
Theoretical: My Battle Brothers keep waking me for frivolous things and it is continuing to annoy me.
Practical: The legs attached to my chassis still work so I can still run out of the room.
@@Nostroman_Praetor I'm not sure who would be worse, these Ultramarine battle brothers or Vulcan from TTS. "Awake, brotha! It is time for Vulkan to embrace you! Also, look at this toad I caught on Catachan. Did you ever see **Neck Crack** A ZOGGIN' FINER FROG?!"
@@Matihood1he was listing things.
Honestly though, Emperor bless this Dreadnought's still beating heart for being so patient up to this point. Most dready's wouldn't even bother waking up most of the time, and if they did, they probably would whinge and whine like an old guy, or accidentally kill the nearest techmarine for being that goddamn grumpy
To be fair, the tech marine was a pervert
@@invaderHUNK
Not defending the tech-marine but have you seen a dreadnought? Those heavy artillery guns and flamers are......oh
Omnissaiah preserve me
@@FoxyGrandmeowmmy5598 gotta agree with you,brother
This weaponries,plus let's not talk about the fact that the life support systems can get to malfunction,so poor Dreads have to preserve their patience whilst the Techmarines are repairing them.
I remember reading in the one of the codexes that Dreadnought are only just barely kept just alive by they're sealed metal coffin, they're in mostly a state of constant pain and anger which they direct mostly to the imperium's enemies.
So it's really a stupid move just to wake one of them up for just random nonsense.
@@invaderHUNK”No! You are a pervert marine and you are scaring me”
I feel for that Dreadnought. Constantly being awoken for silly reasons like the wi-fi password, pizza, carpeting, and the TV remote. The birthday card gets a pass though.
If only he was like that one Blood Angels Dreadnought that drinks blood. So he could have eaten the pizza. I mean, I personally would still want to eat pizza even after enturnment in a Dreadnought sarcophagus.
If I remember correctly they still have their heads usually so as long as the tastebuds still work they could just chew of up food and spit it out in between bites.
Hell I'm sure the munitorum would like it because they could peddle the mush as some sort of sanctified nutrient paste. Under the aquila the astartes could be like a mother bird to the masses.
@@KopitioBozynski Except for the fact that all but that one Dreadnought I mentioned are fully sealed. That one Dreadnought had to be modified for the pilot to drink blood. And do you really think the Mechanicus would allow such a thing to occur considering they are the one's who build them for the Astartes?
@@inductivegrunt94 If there is a will there is a way I guess. That and the mechanicus could aways be bribed with a few toasters.
@Kopitio Bozynski That only works in memes. In truth, it's never going to happen. Curse them for denying me my Domino's pizza for when I become a Dreadnought.
Dreadnought inhabitants are so broken they might lack the components to digest or even breath, but I do wonder how Dreadnought inhabitants receive food.
In school we had to go ask the principal in his office for the balls for the ping pong tables during recess, and everytime we went in pairs : one knocking at the door, one asking. Fair division of labor was an unwritten rule
Man I wish we had Ping Pong all we had was kickball
In my school we had an air hockey table... Until someone "went" fucking through it one day.
@@battedbook5811 Man I wanna hear this
@@slayer6498 Basically some older class student group was being rather rough with the hockey table for no particular reason and you were slowly able to see the damage accumulate slowly over time, but it wasn't anything that affected playing with it. Exept one day someone had bunched the power cord through the playing field/board and snapped off the power plug prongs, making the table unusable. Then couple days went by and suddenly there was a man sized hole on the playing field/board that went all the way through to the floor.
Safe to say the school didn't buy us any games for a long time after that. Until right end of the final year that I was there, a new air hockey table was bought and it was mostly made of steel, so a hope no one has been able to break that.
@@battedbook5811 how in the sam hill did someone put a person sized hole in an airhockey table
How it feels being the only experienced guy left at your job
This is all too real for me right now.. Fuck, you just blew my mind
Dreadnoughts are some of the most relatable characters in 40k. And that's saying something, knowing how unrealistically grimdark warhammer 40k is. They've been through a lot of shit and just want to sleep. Anyways, geat work as always.
Bjorn be like: *real shit?*
'Dude, my life support is on life support at this point. I lost so many organs, i could be an organ donor for an entire hive world. Let me sleep!'
-Random Dreadnaught somewhere
I like how after telling him about the 3 hour Tech Support he just said "Understandable"
Seems like he has some experience 🤣
@@felixgutierrez993 As an airplane, I can confirm Russian Air Force tech support takes 3 weeks to fix a minor landing gear issue.
Not just tech support, but the mechanius tech support “We Need out wifi password reset” “Have you tried sacrificing 30 servitors to please the machine spirit” “Yeah. It didn’t work” “I see, this will require a rite to appease the spirit. We will arrive on your ship in 3 months to preform the ritual. Please stand by”
Pretty lore-accurate, seeing that all SM are child soldiers. Their missing formative years would leave some mark on their maturity.
Ngl you have a point tbh
I mean, is it? I don't recall any example of a space marine behaving like that in any piece of the lore...
@Mati Hooti well, no, there no real example of space marines acting childish like asking where the remote is, space marine are just child soldier, hell, even the Primarchs main goal was just to made their father proud
@@Matihood1yeah, many space marines were already mature by the time they enrolled.
@@eu29lex16I think that was just the 30k ones from the primarchs homeworlds. Such as when Lion was found he recruited many knights of his homeworld to become Astartes.
I always like it in the books when the Marines are always hesitant or somewhat nervous when interacting with the Dreadnoughts. Especially the Chaos Ones. In both the Night Lords and Word Bearers trilogy it the Marines are always stepping on eggshells when they speak to the Dreadnought characters in those books. Obviously with Chaos Dreadnoughts they’re always more psychotic than Loyalist ones.
But only slightly.
I mean, imagine someone with the mental capacity of biden in a giant walking metal coffin with guns attached.
Malcharion the Dreadnought is probably my favorite character from the Night Lords trilogy.
Iron Warrior Dreadnoughts are actually completely insane since they’re never put to sleep and are just chained down and go mad waiting for the next battle wanting to kill and feel the whole time
Does kinda suck for the dreadnought as he degrades with each time he awakens but at the same time, as others have pointed out, there can be some appreciation for him still being included in "normal" activities, he is still their brother and not some meat in a walking tank who's only purpose is to kill
i think the iron hands keep their dread awake, and yea i think they should get a good wake up, and check up more often, might help with their degradation some
Paradoxically, waking up jumping from battle to battle over many years with almost no other activity as Astartes may be one of the causes of degradation.
But which is cause and which affect?
@@kofola9145 Sienna?
Degradation only happens from the stress of time passing so willy-nilly from what I understand.
A dreadnought awake like this one shouldn't bother him much, especially when you consider this particular pair of marines to be the exception and that one day he'll wake up to fine time has once again slipped by decades amd that those two marines were killed at some point.
Grimdark but yeah.
Your videos to me are the canonical continuation of TTS.
Someone has to continue it...
"There is no division of labor in the Codex Astartes" The ultimate comeback.
I was actually expecting a birthday twist!
Thought it would be Brother Dreadnaught, though!
I was expecting a chaos invasion because of the pizza thing
@@rileyfreedman That's an odd connection to make.
@@oddtomato1049 not really, they mention that the chaos lord they killed and a shit ton of pizza weirdly around him. So I thought the pizza would be some sort of conduit for a chaos invasion. Like it was made with meats blessed by slaneesh that made the space marines crave it more and more
@@rileyfreedman he had pizza "COUPONS" not pizza itself so probably not
@@rileyfreedman Pizza coupons!
The reason the Dreadnought is only supposed to be awakened in dire situations is because every time they are awakened they lose more and more of their mind, eventually losing it entirely and no longer having any idea of the person they once were.
Why did they lose there minds ?
@@jz9201 the mental toll of suddenly waking up like a hundred years later to unrecognized faces, having old brothers be dead, only mission to kill, and then going back to sleep again for another hundred years?
@@jz9201 I think it's because they're slowly dying any time they aren't in stasis, the machine pattern the dreadnoughts were based on were industrial lifters in the Golden Age and they're not at all supposed to be used in the way they've been retrofitted for.
Also they would be aging anyway and even space marines get senile after several hundred years.
What a happy end 😬
@@jz9201some of them are so old they have dementia or mental health issues - causing their personalities to be volatile.
I like to think this is one of many nightmares a dreadnought turned traitor has while sleeping as the warp whisper in their mind
Oh no you are horribly mistaken, to be turned into a dready is an honor for the loyalists while for chaos its an absolute pain and no chaos marines wants to:
For one because unlike loyalists that get to sleep when not used, the chaos dreadnoughts are stripped of their armaments and hung like a key chain all the while staying *wide* awake and slowly turning insane as time goes on
Another is that the chaos marine in said dreadnought will feel constant despair from not only its unrest but also the fact they can't really feel the thrill of battle, they can't feel the weapons in their hands and the gods won't just give blessings to a corpse so theres that
overall being a traitor dreadnought or hellbrute is a nightmare in of itself and because of this they usually seek early death. Hell just listen to Dawn Of War 2: Retribution Chaos Dreadnought quotes, where as the loyalist counterpart is calm and wise, you'll be mostly hearing AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!! AAAA!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!
@@ashraffhashrin4196 yeah l remember a time in one of the books there's a part were a mortality wounded chaos marine is literally being dragged of the battlefield to be turned into a dreadnought. And the whole time he's screaming for them to just kill him. He was pleading with them to just put him out of his misery. They refused.
@@ashraffhashrin4196yeah, I remember how they were screaming "At last!" while dying. Poor souls, even though heretics.
The detail i love the most is how the Dreadnought is called "Brother Dormilón".
I mean they were thoughtful and brought pizza to him. That alone is worthy of the emperors blessing
The Dreadnought thought he was beyond death, but here he is, having an aneurysm.
On the other hand, Dreadnaughts would be like the grandfathers of the chapters.
Sleeps, wakes up, on life support, occasionally gives stories and wisdom to them youngin's.
I would like an alternative version of this, a dreadnought whose mind is particularly resistant to damage upon awakening, but perhaps whose chapter isn't very active. Or perhaps the chapter master doesn't want to waste him on all the small skirmishes they have. So he still spends long stretches alone. But his marine buddy visits him constantly about trivial matters, which makes him happy.
“Ugh…tech support did you turn it off and on again?“ -techmarine dreadnaught probably
Dreadnought: "DON'T...Touch...Me..."
Those Marines're a little confused, but their hearts(s) are in the right place.
Unlike brother dreadnoughts', probably
Bjorn the Fellhanded: "First time?"
at least with this one. It's not something that he actually hates when compared to Bjorn
Couple more centuries of this and he'll qualify for a transfer to the Angry Marines.
1:30 Just bribe the Mechanicus tech support with toasters and they will be more than happy to help.
Maybe include a tv or two
I think being awoken periodically and told about current events would be nice. Being out of place for 20K years not knowing who your next enemy is, some new chaos tau nurgle beast on the field. etc.
Yeah, keeps them feeling human and as a proper member of the chapter.
Well except for the fact being woken up damages their mind
I love how after the first time where the dreadnought was awoken about the wifi password, the ultramarine in mkII armor wasn't there to wake up the dreadnought anymore, only the other guy.
Oh gee, that's kinda sad to be honest. This dreadnaught probably doesn't realise that yet, which is worse.
The other guy did also wake him up. he probably was the one who asked the dreadnaught about his storm bolter and who'd win in a fight between a krork and a carnifex.
He really is so cordial for such an instrument of holy destruction
The sad twist is that the gaps are actually decades and this chapter's men always makes a point to wake up their big brother. The dreadnought never realizes that the men he speaks to are always different. They have a small chronicle archiving each instance of waking up the dreadnought and each chapters generation adds one new entry.
This is exactly how I want to be treated when my war torn irradiated body is fused with machinery and made semi immortal.
I have such a need for dreadnoughts just grumbling over their fellow brothers like a big brother rolls his eyes at his competent siblings squabbles
Dreadnought secretly loves those little moments, he's just old
This is excellent Venerable Brother DreadAnon!
Please make these reoccurring characters!
I like how even a Dreadnaught can appreciate not having to wait on hold with the Adeptus Mechanicus tech support department
I'm surprised he wasn't upset about not being woken up to help dispose the corrupt planetary governer with all the pizza coupons. Secondly the blood angels worked out a way for their dreadnoughts to drink blood still, I'm sure they can figure out a pizza. I know I would want one even if it had to be liquidized first into a nutrient solution.
3:57 GET THAT DREADNOUGHT IN TO THE ANGRY MARINES NOW
Dreadanon, you have been a shining astronomicon in a post-TTS dark age.
Seriously your vids have been getting me back into 40k. Thanks bro
I love how this story is like normal space marines and the dreadnought have a some sort of sibling relationships and I love it
"And brother Dormilón"
Lit. Sleepyhead in spanish, love that deet
If you think this is worse, Chaos does this to their dreadnoughts and humiliate them over and over. Every single day.
Brother Dreadnought is so polite
That’s why you wake them without weapons attached yet
It is now my headcanon that dreadnoughts are awoken from their sleep every year to sign birthday cards.
That's just too wholesome to pass up.
The fact that his weapons are disabled is probably the only reason they are still alive.
Imagine being the one to awaken a dreadnought for the first time in years and he gives you 3:58 without any context you understand
I like that he wasn’t so angry and asked “What’s the occasion”2:35
Warfare must get samey, I’m sure some conversation would be welcomed
deaf space marine be like :
"call the inquisitor."
"calling the interior decorator."
As soon as their older battle brother hears the words uttered mechanicus tech support. he knows he wasn't awakened out of laziness; but necessity.
That is an oddly, extraordinarily, saint-like patient Dreadnought. A grumpy, osteoarthritis-ridden grandpa that tolerates the antics of his grandchildren.
See, the birthday card WAS important, the remote, not so much.
At 3:58 i lost it. Woke my wife up when i couldn't keep from laughing. I've now been banished to the couch
"What have I been awoken for brother?"
"would you like to sign my petition?"
"What have i been awoken for brother?"
"The toilet is making weird sounds and it is not going down."
Legends say that he turned into a Hellbrute
3:58 when you try to sleep peacefully but your body keep you waking
- Alright, do you have an extremely large pen?
- No, I don't think so
- Fair enough, I can use you as my pen
It is not endless wars, nor the March of time that drive dreadnoughts to insanity, it is the little brothers who end up being little shits to the Emporor's finest
"Brother Dreadnaught! Half Life 3 has FINALLY Released!"
i love how there's probably a 100-year gap every time he is awakened, but he just isn't aware of it unlike his brothers, who are like "i think he slept for long enough, maybe we should talk to him"
"I have no arms and I must disipline my little brothers."
Now I see how some Dreadnaughts are driven insane more easily than others.
I'd be flattered if I was him. Even thought he lost most of his body and is more relic than human, they still view him as one of their fellows.
Yes, I also would want to be treated as a mother brother and not a relic for war
And I also want to be happy
The fact I just learned that the awakening ritual takes hrs makes this even funnier now
It's times like this when you remember that most astartes have known nothing but their battle-brothers since they were 14 or younger.
They're all a bunch of immortal teenage boys under the supervision of older immortal teenage boys.
I feel like I'm missing something about the pizza joke
Ultramarines are technically Italian
@@yesman350 Hell even their names sounds Italian such as Roboutte Guilleman, Titus, Sidonus, Leandros, Cato Sicarius, Varro Tigurius... I mean most of these sound mostly Roman but then again Rome is in Italy.
I thought it was a Pizzagate joke
@@nobodyspecial1699 Are you saying the Ultrasmurfs killed Epstein?
@@yesman350
Not italian but romans
Its not like GW have taken exemple of one the best empire than the humanity have know for their imperium.
Like the latin and the aquila
"The Darker the Franchise, the Sillier the Fanbase"
Y'know the password is on the back/bottom of the router right?
Mechanicus: HERESY!
The only chapter where awakening a dreadnought for a pizza party is acceptable is the space wolves
Cause it means that the ol grampappy can come tell his drunk grandkids stories about when he beheaded fifteen orks with his own femur
*Dreadnought slowly turning into a hellbrute as the disturbance continues*
Seriously tho, a Krork VS a Carnifex, that's a fight I would like to see.
Krork vs 6 Carnifexes might be a better fight. 1v1 the Carni gets absolutely destroyed. Krorks are NASTY, lol
If the Blood Angels tried something like this there would be casualties
He claims he is not an interior decorator, but surely he has killed at least 17 people!
Space marine captain"ALL RIGHT THAT IS ENOUGH...if I find any more of you awakening our brother dreadnought from his sleep unless it is a dire situation you will be for the high jump...I HAVE SPOKEN"!!!!
3:30 yes he is a dreadnought but above that he is still one of their brothers.
I love how the dreadnought is both annoyed that the marine is so stupid as to think he can eat pizza but also touched that he's invited to join in at the same moment.
With the way tech works in 40k, losing wifi like this might disturbingly be a threat for some chunks of the Imperium.
I love how the dreadnaught is sort of like the computer trying to tell you to stop doing something but doing nothing about this.
I love the dreadnoughts name is "Dormilón", Sleepyhead in spanish. Quite fitting.
I wish he could enjoy the pizza.
At the end I thought he was giving the birthday to the dreadnought because it was his birthday.
Well, if there's one good thing that comes out of the little ultramarines constantly annoying him, it's that he'll be MORE than ready to kick some ass once they actually wake him up for battle.
The voices are amazing
If I was a Dreadnaught I'm not sure I'd want to be awoken JUST for battle. I'd like to hang out with the brothers
If you want to be really nice to a Dreadnought, offer him to open his armor, give him a warm water damp cloth bath, dry him nicely with a piece of cloth, give him eyedrops, a pillow and blanket... whenever he's not in a mission or standing by. Get him a little fan (that isn't made of metal) to let him have some air in hot areas. The poor dude can't close his eyes nor rest properly, much less leave the armor, help him out.
I'm just happy to see Mk.3 and Mk.4 armour.
Mechanicus tech support is the best thing
I just noticed the name of the dreadnought at the end being Dormilón, in spanish it means someone who likes to sleep a lot
This explains why dreadnoughts are so angry.
I kinda hoped that birthday card was for the dreadnought