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  • In the Grim Darkness of the far future, wifi passwords get forgotten, remote controls fall down the back of sofas, and people still forget whether or not their friends want pizza. Luckily the centuries old Dreadnoughts of the Space Marine chapters are old enough to remember this essential information.
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  • @simtexa
    @simtexa Год назад +5563

    I love how despite being so utterly irritated at being pestered with "trivial" matters, the Dreadnought still considers Brother Quandalius' birthday an important enough event to be awakened for.

    • @SilenceInd
      @SilenceInd Год назад +430

      Well he is a brother, you always make sure to sign the card for your brother's birthday.

    • @theone-tg4ey
      @theone-tg4ey Год назад +291

      Grumpy and cynical, not a monster

    • @snoweefrost4412
      @snoweefrost4412 Год назад +138

      True but there are 1,000 Astartes to a Codex compliant chapter... that's 1,000 cards to potentially sign not including Dreadnoughts or really special, long serving, Chapter Serfs

    • @thegoose5294
      @thegoose5294 Год назад +70

      Was it...
      Quandalius Dinglus

    • @noaccount4
      @noaccount4 Год назад +111

      @@thegoose5294 Do you find something risible about the name of Quandalius Dinglus?
      He has a battle brother you know...

  • @DeusExAngelo
    @DeusExAngelo Год назад +6516

    I mean while I get the Dreadnought’s anger at being constantly awoken for trifling manners, atleast his battle brothers are still thinking about him. They cared enough about him, his opinion, and so forth to get his opinion on the upholstery. As well as invite him to have some pizza. Like grandkids wanting to be involved with their grandparents.
    ….
    I think I will call my grandparents, see how they are doing.

    • @thatonejoey1847
      @thatonejoey1847 Год назад +408

      At least the astartes recruits care, not like those older firstborn that send thei dreadnoughts to monastery to be there until they need to call them to blow up xenos and then never talk to them again unless they need something.
      You can replace most 40k words and you get the grandparent experience in a retirement home

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Год назад +229

      My dreadnoughts passed on and the only one left went renegade, cherish your time with the older battle brothers while you can

    • @arya31ful
      @arya31ful Год назад +152

      ​@@thatonejoey1847 If only retirement home denizens had their wheelchair straped with guns and flamethrowers

    • @kaleoarnold3709
      @kaleoarnold3709 Год назад +58

      @@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      Sorry to hear that brother, hopefully they are well up in heaven.

    • @XenoTechnian
      @XenoTechnian Год назад +37

      Well i þink þe big reason he might be annoyed is þat being awake and in a dreadnought is extreamly damaging to a marines mental stability, þats why þey generally spend mist of þeir time in stasis, so þat þey can comtimue to serve and share þeir wisdom for as long as possible before þeir minds are deteriorated.

  • @yopiumtrader222
    @yopiumtrader222 Год назад +4647

    Losing wifi is a threat to the Imperium.

    • @guywholikesmemes4993
      @guywholikesmemes4993 Год назад +203

      The worst part is given what the mechanicus is like, this seems like a genuine possibility.

    • @DHGameStudios
      @DHGameStudios Год назад +110

      The space marines probably have to spend like a year in transit to the next warzone, so not being able to watch the newest shows from Nooflex would make it feel like 10.

    • @mastadonking3816
      @mastadonking3816 Год назад +53

      We need the Adeptus Tech Supportus!!!

    • @donkface8509
      @donkface8509 Год назад +65

      This but unironically, if you consider the emperor himself is basically one giant wifi router

    • @themysteriousgentlemen1763
      @themysteriousgentlemen1763 Год назад +15

      Dont tell chaos

  • @Xbalanque84
    @Xbalanque84 Год назад +2769

    I love the fact that the venerable brother was willing to let his inopportune awakening slide in the face of sitting through Mechanicus tech support.

    • @irregularassassin6380
      @irregularassassin6380 Год назад +192

      It's best to speak as little as possible to the toasters, especially since those two brothers thought it would be a good idea to reset the router's machine spirit _themselves!_ That's what the techmarines are for!

    • @nrais76
      @nrais76 Год назад +25

      Unless you're a Salamander.

    • @NorroTaku
      @NorroTaku Год назад +26

      @@irregularassassin6380 you did not just
      call us that
      Anger++

    • @-TheMachineGod-
      @-TheMachineGod- Год назад +47

      The Mechanicus has amazing waiting music, but after 10 hours of listening to the Children of the Omnissiah it gets a bit boring

    • @Hypastpist
      @Hypastpist Год назад +27

      3 hours on mechanicus tech support is putting it mildy
      two and a half of those consist of praying to the machine god

  • @nickster5207
    @nickster5207 Год назад +2026

    *WHY! WHY HAVE YOU AWAKENED ME THIS TIME!*
    "So um-yea, our primarch is back. He has proclaimed a crusade."

    • @UnderseaPumaKing
      @UnderseaPumaKing Год назад +510

      "No. No this is a trick! You're going to try to give me tacos or ask what Guillimans shoe size is or something! LEAVE ME BE!"

    • @a.j.d.3768
      @a.j.d.3768 Год назад +371

      "Ancient One, please. It is with complete sincerity that Guilliman has requested you and countless others of the Venerable status to be immediately prepared and sent to the front lines for battle. Does the horde of Techmarines not clue you in on the sheer urgency of this demand?"

    • @kleanthisxanthopoulos4697
      @kleanthisxanthopoulos4697 Год назад +111

      Do dreadnoughts have pants? 🤔
      Cause if they do and a dreadnought was awaken in such a manner, it would jizz in its pants.

    • @a.j.d.3768
      @a.j.d.3768 Год назад +122

      @@kleanthisxanthopoulos4697 No I don't think most of them even have working organic legs, much less working reproductive organs.

    • @ruphite9521
      @ruphite9521 Год назад +87

      @@a.j.d.3768 it would do so out of sheer willpower, Slaanesh will shiver somewhere

  • @markw.6768
    @markw.6768 Год назад +1985

    I love how chill the dreadnought actually is, like you can tell he loves his annoying little brothers

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 Год назад +63

      4:07

    • @alisastar6271
      @alisastar6271 Год назад +50

      @@tremendousyeet3467 ahh yes love his brother

    • @lennarthumpf8031
      @lennarthumpf8031 Год назад +60

      @@tremendousyeet3467 thats just brothers beeing brothers

    • @mishaalkisan1688
      @mishaalkisan1688 Год назад +47

      @@alisastar6271 that’s just a typical eldest sibling moment lol

    • @dynomite463
      @dynomite463 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@mishaalkisan1688agreed

  • @emperormornteth
    @emperormornteth Год назад +596

    Fun fact, dreadnoughts occasionally call regular space marines “little brother”

    • @milotura6828
      @milotura6828 8 месяцев назад +30

      lmao really this is cannon

    • @zionchar11
      @zionchar11 7 месяцев назад +61

      @@milotura6828 if you see the warhammer 40k series angels of death, when the ship got invaded and the tech marine activate the dreadnought and they both work together on the hangar of said ship, he call the techmarine little brother.

  • @weirdtyrant6274
    @weirdtyrant6274 Год назад +920

    I like to imagine that the dreadnought isn’t being woken up daily, it’s just that his perception of time is so busted that he thinks a several week or month gap between awakenings is a day.

    • @memesfromdeepspace1075
      @memesfromdeepspace1075 Год назад +163

      Thats actually real .....dreadnough can literaly sleep for eternity and wake up they think they back to when they astartes

    • @runningoutofnames6956
      @runningoutofnames6956 Год назад +29

      Well duh he’s sleeping through the days

  • @guywholikesmemes4993
    @guywholikesmemes4993 Год назад +1909

    0:13 This is literally just 2 kids trying to wake up a parent so they can get something done because they actually do need it done as it's genuinely important, but both are fucking shitting bricks at actually waking the person up.

    • @zenoblues7787
      @zenoblues7787 Год назад +138

      That's pretty close to how Space Marines actually see Dreadnoughts. Some chapters awaken them to regale their newest battle-brothers with tales of their glorious past. Pretty wholesome considering the state of being a Dreadnought is not the most comfortable.

    • @thatonejoey1847
      @thatonejoey1847 Год назад +112

      @@zenoblues7787 being a dreadnought sucks, seeing the new fresh faced marines be so dumb and innocent probably makes the dreadnought feel like an old grandparent telling the grandkids stories of their youth and the crazy things they did, probably the second thing dreadnoughts enjoy, the first of course is the field of battle

    • @ashraffhashrin4196
      @ashraffhashrin4196 Год назад +59

      @@thatonejoey1847 heh, tell that to Bjorn. Who is always awakened every year to tell tales of the Primarch Leman and the Emperor

    • @meatybtz
      @meatybtz Год назад

      @@ashraffhashrin4196 what's even worse is he can't drink all the fine drinks the other's are imbibing. He just has to sit.. and watch them enjoy them. It must be torture for a Wolf.. like being in hell.. all that drink and not a drop to be had for them.. well actually... They probably do the same thing that USMC Corpsmen do.. put it into an IV and inject it right into ole Bjorn. MEEEEEEEDIC... what?!?! Whose dying.. US! for lack of being hammered. Inject us DUDE. *sigh* PARTY TIME! *busts out the IV needles*

    • @Hiznogood
      @Hiznogood Год назад +10

      @@ashraffhashrin4196 Honestly, they could just tape the whole thing and let the guy sleep!

  • @metamain1980
    @metamain1980 Год назад +3311

    There's a reason why Bjorn is nicknamed "grandpa" but he likes being disturbed to talk about war stories

    • @arya31ful
      @arya31ful Год назад +301

      He's that one veteran grandpa who'd always speak about his adventures everytime you met them.

    • @simtexa
      @simtexa Год назад +216

      I honestly figure, some of them would be bored never getting to interact with anyone besides during battles. Sure, some probably prefer it that way, but in the end, Dreadnoughts are people too, so many of them would probably enjoy conversating with their friends.

    • @nathanalexander5598
      @nathanalexander5598 Год назад +48

      @@simtexa
      Can they still be called people at that point? I mean they are dead spacemarines, which they are already a whole diferent branch of humans on itself so.......

    • @Alpha-qz2kc
      @Alpha-qz2kc Год назад +116

      @@simtexa they basically got put into stasis when not in service, so they don't really get bored since they are essentially sleeping, but at least some are fine with being awoken from time to time to have a chat, mainly ancient ones.

    • @zaniatnik
      @zaniatnik Год назад +48

      @@Alpha-qz2kc Yeah, I mean, imagine being woken up only to f some aholes up, and otherwise remaining dormant for millenia. While there are certainly battles to distract you from the existential crisis, there is some time between your awakening and actual engagement. You gotta get those thoughts at some occasion during those time periods. Perhaps that’s how the ancient ones get their hobbies outside of sleeping all the time.

  • @cherrypopscile3385
    @cherrypopscile3385 Год назад +614

    I mean to be fair:
    Forgetting the wifi password can actually have an effect on the chapter's military capabilities, and The pizza thing was them genuinely trying to be nice.

    • @starion1121
      @starion1121 Год назад +35

      Idk, I feel like that Space Marine lost a bet and had to go back to the dreadnought brother and flex on the fact that he could still eat.

    • @Best.Of.Britian
      @Best.Of.Britian 7 месяцев назад +16

      Not being able to send dank memes while you're smashing tyranids can severely hurt morale

  • @sprksmr7208
    @sprksmr7208 Год назад +773

    Dreadnought's name is literally "brother sleepyhead"

    • @cristophernavarro1819
      @cristophernavarro1819 Год назад +114

      "Brother Dormilón" NICE CATCH, i didn't think to translate it, just thought it was another random medieval-sounding name

    • @theone-tg4ey
      @theone-tg4ey Год назад +15

      We need better energy drinks

  • @ducaoftheabruzzi
    @ducaoftheabruzzi Год назад +914

    Good thing for the Ultramarines since it has no arms it's just an angry box now

    • @markmonoton6224
      @markmonoton6224 Год назад +75

      *METALL BOWXE!*

    • @o0hbomb0o
      @o0hbomb0o Год назад +87

      He's still got his legs. I'm sure a dreadnaught, a space marine already on death's door who: 1) gladly and willingly embraced a permanent, half-dead existence of constant agony just so he can, 2) continue his privilege and duty of emboding the Emperor's wrath and slay Imperial foes eventually becoming, 3) a living library and chapter pillar comprised of centuries of first hand combat experience, tactics, and knowledge could 4) still wreck and stomp unprepared fools regardless of the absence of arms.

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor Год назад +26

      @@o0hbomb0o An Ultramarine Rational:
      Theoretical: My Battle Brothers keep waking me for frivolous things and it is continuing to annoy me.
      Practical: The legs attached to my chassis still work so I can still run out of the room.

    • @o0hbomb0o
      @o0hbomb0o Год назад +4

      @@Nostroman_Praetor I'm not sure who would be worse, these Ultramarine battle brothers or Vulcan from TTS. "Awake, brotha! It is time for Vulkan to embrace you! Also, look at this toad I caught on Catachan. Did you ever see **Neck Crack** A ZOGGIN' FINER FROG?!"

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 Год назад

      @@o0hbomb0o Are you writing the Bible or something? Why are there random numbers there? xD

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 Год назад +2231

    I feel for that Dreadnought. Constantly being awoken for silly reasons like the wi-fi password, pizza, carpeting, and the TV remote. The birthday card gets a pass though.
    If only he was like that one Blood Angels Dreadnought that drinks blood. So he could have eaten the pizza. I mean, I personally would still want to eat pizza even after enturnment in a Dreadnought sarcophagus.

    • @KopitioBozynski
      @KopitioBozynski Год назад +102

      If I remember correctly they still have their heads usually so as long as the tastebuds still work they could just chew of up food and spit it out in between bites.
      Hell I'm sure the munitorum would like it because they could peddle the mush as some sort of sanctified nutrient paste. Under the aquila the astartes could be like a mother bird to the masses.

    • @inductivegrunt94
      @inductivegrunt94 Год назад +57

      @@KopitioBozynski Except for the fact that all but that one Dreadnought I mentioned are fully sealed. That one Dreadnought had to be modified for the pilot to drink blood. And do you really think the Mechanicus would allow such a thing to occur considering they are the one's who build them for the Astartes?

    • @KopitioBozynski
      @KopitioBozynski Год назад +41

      @@inductivegrunt94 If there is a will there is a way I guess. That and the mechanicus could aways be bribed with a few toasters.

    • @inductivegrunt94
      @inductivegrunt94 Год назад +24

      @Kopitio Bozynski That only works in memes. In truth, it's never going to happen. Curse them for denying me my Domino's pizza for when I become a Dreadnought.

    • @lolbitbot4791
      @lolbitbot4791 Год назад +14

      Dreadnought inhabitants are so broken they might lack the components to digest or even breath, but I do wonder how Dreadnought inhabitants receive food.

  • @UnderseaPumaKing
    @UnderseaPumaKing Год назад +497

    Ah 40k. Where everything is so over the top that awakening a half-dead super soldier inside of a gun-casket about a remote is only slightly silly.

    • @sml7564
      @sml7564 Год назад +2

      @@redcell9636 tbh, it's quite accurate,
      Imr 😅

    • @ethanmeatzie6179
      @ethanmeatzie6179 Год назад

      And I gotta be honest, I felt that last scream in my soul.

  • @odeon6139
    @odeon6139 Год назад +660

    In school we had to go ask the principal in his office for the balls for the ping pong tables during recess, and everytime we went in pairs : one knocking at the door, one asking. Fair division of labor was an unwritten rule

    • @The_Novu
      @The_Novu Год назад +25

      Man I wish we had Ping Pong all we had was kickball

    • @battedbook5811
      @battedbook5811 Год назад +30

      In my school we had an air hockey table... Until someone "went" fucking through it one day.

    • @slayer6498
      @slayer6498 Год назад +11

      @@battedbook5811 Man I wanna hear this

    • @battedbook5811
      @battedbook5811 Год назад +22

      @@slayer6498 Basically some older class student group was being rather rough with the hockey table for no particular reason and you were slowly able to see the damage accumulate slowly over time, but it wasn't anything that affected playing with it. Exept one day someone had bunched the power cord through the playing field/board and snapped off the power plug prongs, making the table unusable. Then couple days went by and suddenly there was a man sized hole on the playing field/board that went all the way through to the floor.
      Safe to say the school didn't buy us any games for a long time after that. Until right end of the final year that I was there, a new air hockey table was bought and it was mostly made of steel, so a hope no one has been able to break that.

    • @isaacmayer-splain8974
      @isaacmayer-splain8974 Год назад +20

      @@battedbook5811 how in the sam hill did someone put a person sized hole in an airhockey table

  • @Psyrus88
    @Psyrus88 Год назад +209

    I like how the Dreadnought is completely understanding of the fact that awakening him was preferable to interacting with Mechanicum IT.

  • @donkface8509
    @donkface8509 Год назад +888

    Honestly though, Emperor bless this Dreadnought's still beating heart for being so patient up to this point. Most dready's wouldn't even bother waking up most of the time, and if they did, they probably would whinge and whine like an old guy, or accidentally kill the nearest techmarine for being that goddamn grumpy

    • @invaderHUNK
      @invaderHUNK Год назад +59

      To be fair, the tech marine was a pervert

    • @nathanalexander5598
      @nathanalexander5598 Год назад +62

      @@invaderHUNK
      Not defending the tech-marine but have you seen a dreadnought? Those heavy artillery guns and flamers are......oh
      Omnissaiah preserve me

    • @attilakovacs5040
      @attilakovacs5040 Год назад +19

      @@nathanalexander5598 gotta agree with you,brother
      This weaponries,plus let's not talk about the fact that the life support systems can get to malfunction,so poor Dreads have to preserve their patience whilst the Techmarines are repairing them.

    • @mikaruyami
      @mikaruyami Год назад +3

      I remember reading in the one of the codexes that Dreadnought are only just barely kept just alive by they're sealed metal coffin, they're in mostly a state of constant pain and anger which they direct mostly to the imperium's enemies.
      So it's really a stupid move just to wake one of them up for just random nonsense.

  • @RichterBelmont2235
    @RichterBelmont2235 Год назад +266

    Pretty lore-accurate, seeing that all SM are child soldiers. Their missing formative years would leave some mark on their maturity.

    • @panzermasterwalker4393
      @panzermasterwalker4393 Год назад +30

      Ngl you have a point tbh

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 Год назад +2

      I mean, is it? I don't recall any example of a space marine behaving like that in any piece of the lore...

    • @dimsum3329
      @dimsum3329 Год назад +7

      ​@Mati Hooti well, no, there no real example of space marines acting childish like asking where the remote is, space marine are just child soldier, hell, even the Primarchs main goal was just to made their father proud

    • @eu29lex16
      @eu29lex16 Год назад +1

      ​@@Matihood1yeah, many space marines were already mature by the time they enrolled.

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@eu29lex16I think that was just the 30k ones from the primarchs homeworlds. Such as when Lion was found he recruited many knights of his homeworld to become Astartes.

  • @hammer1349
    @hammer1349 Год назад +526

    Does kinda suck for the dreadnought as he degrades with each time he awakens but at the same time, as others have pointed out, there can be some appreciation for him still being included in "normal" activities, he is still their brother and not some meat in a walking tank who's only purpose is to kill

    • @zetaking2909
      @zetaking2909 Год назад +62

      i think the iron hands keep their dread awake, and yea i think they should get a good wake up, and check up more often, might help with their degradation some

    • @ivanlugo8474
      @ivanlugo8474 Год назад +115

      Paradoxically, waking up jumping from battle to battle over many years with almost no other activity as Astartes may be one of the causes of degradation.

    • @kofola9145
      @kofola9145 Год назад +25

      But which is cause and which affect?

    • @tommybrad6393
      @tommybrad6393 Год назад +4

      @@kofola9145 Sienna?

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 Год назад +40

      Degradation only happens from the stress of time passing so willy-nilly from what I understand.
      A dreadnought awake like this one shouldn't bother him much, especially when you consider this particular pair of marines to be the exception and that one day he'll wake up to fine time has once again slipped by decades amd that those two marines were killed at some point.
      Grimdark but yeah.

  • @vileharpsichord
    @vileharpsichord Год назад +810

    Dreadnoughts are some of the most relatable characters in 40k. And that's saying something, knowing how unrealistically grimdark warhammer 40k is. They've been through a lot of shit and just want to sleep. Anyways, geat work as always.

    • @attilakovacs5040
      @attilakovacs5040 Год назад +20

      Bjorn be like: *real shit?*

    • @albino478gaming5
      @albino478gaming5 7 месяцев назад

      'Dude, my life support is on life support at this point. I lost so many organs, i could be an organ donor for an entire hive world. Let me sleep!'
      -Random Dreadnaught somewhere

  • @gagemullis313
    @gagemullis313 Год назад +133

    How it feels being the only experienced guy left at your job

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 Год назад +10

      This is all too real for me right now.. Fuck, you just blew my mind

  • @IAmCaligvla
    @IAmCaligvla Год назад +232

    Your videos to me are the canonical continuation of TTS.

    • @bataton7733
      @bataton7733 Год назад +11

      Someone has to continue it...

  • @beter21137
    @beter21137 Год назад +83

    I like how after telling him about the 3 hour Tech Support he just said "Understandable"

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Год назад +35

    Bjorn the Fellhanded: "First time?"

  • @LORDOFDORKNESS42
    @LORDOFDORKNESS42 Год назад +450

    I was actually expecting a birthday twist!
    Thought it would be Brother Dreadnaught, though!

    • @rileyfreedman
      @rileyfreedman Год назад +24

      I was expecting a chaos invasion because of the pizza thing

    • @oddtomato1049
      @oddtomato1049 Год назад +9

      @@rileyfreedman That's an odd connection to make.

    • @rileyfreedman
      @rileyfreedman Год назад +13

      @@oddtomato1049 not really, they mention that the chaos lord they killed and a shit ton of pizza weirdly around him. So I thought the pizza would be some sort of conduit for a chaos invasion. Like it was made with meats blessed by slaneesh that made the space marines crave it more and more

    • @coxmania1
      @coxmania1 Год назад +9

      @@rileyfreedman he had pizza "COUPONS" not pizza itself so probably not

    • @oddtomato1049
      @oddtomato1049 Год назад +3

      @@rileyfreedman Pizza coupons!

  • @nickgood6194
    @nickgood6194 Год назад +55

    "There is no division of labor in the Codex Astartes" The ultimate comeback.

  • @ethane1149
    @ethane1149 Год назад +186

    I always like it in the books when the Marines are always hesitant or somewhat nervous when interacting with the Dreadnoughts. Especially the Chaos Ones. In both the Night Lords and Word Bearers trilogy it the Marines are always stepping on eggshells when they speak to the Dreadnought characters in those books. Obviously with Chaos Dreadnoughts they’re always more psychotic than Loyalist ones.

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 Год назад +6

      But only slightly.

    • @mikaruyami
      @mikaruyami Год назад

      I mean, imagine someone with the mental capacity of biden in a giant walking metal coffin with guns attached.

    • @D9Valentine
      @D9Valentine 4 месяца назад +1

      Malcharion the Dreadnought is probably my favorite character from the Night Lords trilogy.

  • @jorgemunoz1953
    @jorgemunoz1953 Год назад +161

    I like to think this is one of many nightmares a dreadnought turned traitor has while sleeping as the warp whisper in their mind

    • @ashraffhashrin4196
      @ashraffhashrin4196 Год назад +43

      Oh no you are horribly mistaken, to be turned into a dready is an honor for the loyalists while for chaos its an absolute pain and no chaos marines wants to:
      For one because unlike loyalists that get to sleep when not used, the chaos dreadnoughts are stripped of their armaments and hung like a key chain all the while staying *wide* awake and slowly turning insane as time goes on
      Another is that the chaos marine in said dreadnought will feel constant despair from not only its unrest but also the fact they can't really feel the thrill of battle, they can't feel the weapons in their hands and the gods won't just give blessings to a corpse so theres that
      overall being a traitor dreadnought or hellbrute is a nightmare in of itself and because of this they usually seek early death. Hell just listen to Dawn Of War 2: Retribution Chaos Dreadnought quotes, where as the loyalist counterpart is calm and wise, you'll be mostly hearing AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!! AAAA!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!

    • @drakeevans3066
      @drakeevans3066 Год назад +34

      @@ashraffhashrin4196 yeah l remember a time in one of the books there's a part were a mortality wounded chaos marine is literally being dragged of the battlefield to be turned into a dreadnought. And the whole time he's screaming for them to just kill him. He was pleading with them to just put him out of his misery. They refused.

    • @Unknown_Primarch
      @Unknown_Primarch Год назад +18

      ​@@ashraffhashrin4196yeah, I remember how they were screaming "At last!" while dying. Poor souls, even though heretics.

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX Год назад +49

    “Ugh…tech support did you turn it off and on again?“ -techmarine dreadnaught probably

  • @magoichi75
    @magoichi75 Год назад +83

    I mean they were thoughtful and brought pizza to him. That alone is worthy of the emperors blessing

  • @MegaJani
    @MegaJani Год назад +68

    The Dreadnought thought he was beyond death, but here he is, having an aneurysm.

  • @october1820
    @october1820 Год назад +82

    The detail i love the most is how the Dreadnought is called "Brother Dormilón".

  • @dumbfuckgnomeboy4643
    @dumbfuckgnomeboy4643 Год назад +31

    Unpleasant thought:
    At some point, that same ultramarine may join the Emperor sooner and not return to bug and annoy the Dread.
    Maybe he'll wonder where he went.

  • @therogueadmiral
    @therogueadmiral Год назад +33

    I would like an alternative version of this, a dreadnought whose mind is particularly resistant to damage upon awakening, but perhaps whose chapter isn't very active. Or perhaps the chapter master doesn't want to waste him on all the small skirmishes they have. So he still spends long stretches alone. But his marine buddy visits him constantly about trivial matters, which makes him happy.

  • @JunkPhuJP
    @JunkPhuJP Год назад +39

    On the other hand, Dreadnaughts would be like the grandfathers of the chapters.
    Sleeps, wakes up, on life support, occasionally gives stories and wisdom to them youngin's.

  • @sleeplesshollow4216
    @sleeplesshollow4216 Год назад +15

    The reason the Dreadnought is only supposed to be awakened in dire situations is because every time they are awakened they lose more and more of their mind, eventually losing it entirely and no longer having any idea of the person they once were.

  • @spyrelle3970
    @spyrelle3970 Год назад +24

    Those Marines're a little confused, but their hearts(s) are in the right place.

  • @genericscout5408
    @genericscout5408 Год назад +31

    I think being awoken periodically and told about current events would be nice. Being out of place for 20K years not knowing who your next enemy is, some new chaos tau nurgle beast on the field. etc.

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps Год назад +4

      Yeah, keeps them feeling human and as a proper member of the chapter.

  • @bowenorcutt78
    @bowenorcutt78 Год назад +43

    Couple more centuries of this and he'll qualify for a transfer to the Angry Marines.

  • @TheBirdMan9142
    @TheBirdMan9142 Год назад +52

    I love how after the first time where the dreadnought was awoken about the wifi password, the ultramarine in mkII armor wasn't there to wake up the dreadnought anymore, only the other guy.

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 Год назад +19

      Oh gee, that's kinda sad to be honest. This dreadnaught probably doesn't realise that yet, which is worse.

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 Год назад +16

      The other guy did also wake him up. he probably was the one who asked the dreadnaught about his storm bolter and who'd win in a fight between a krork and a carnifex.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Год назад +32

    1:30 Just bribe the Mechanicus tech support with toasters and they will be more than happy to help.

  • @trevorcoyle517
    @trevorcoyle517 Год назад +28

    He really is so cordial for such an instrument of holy destruction

  • @deeznuts-kw6yv
    @deeznuts-kw6yv Год назад +29

    I means I can understand why they chose to go with the dreadnaught, especially with the recent dark mechanicum scam operations going on as of now

  • @Sigsigs
    @Sigsigs Год назад +9

    Ah, the Adeptus Pizzatatus always provides more than adequate delivery service to the Space Marine chapters of our glorious god emperor

  • @ampherumthisfur2017
    @ampherumthisfur2017 Год назад +10

    This is exactly how I want to be treated when my war torn irradiated body is fused with machinery and made semi immortal.
    I have such a need for dreadnoughts just grumbling over their fellow brothers like a big brother rolls his eyes at his competent siblings squabbles

  • @chaomatic5328
    @chaomatic5328 Год назад +12

    Dreadnought secretly loves those little moments, he's just old

  • @oyubaatcantina
    @oyubaatcantina Год назад +37

    If you think this is worse, Chaos does this to their dreadnoughts and humiliate them over and over. Every single day.

  • @RedwolfDogrocket
    @RedwolfDogrocket Год назад +77

    This is excellent Venerable Brother DreadAnon!
    Please make these reoccurring characters!

  • @NP3GA
    @NP3GA Год назад +52

    I feel like I'm missing something about the pizza joke

    • @yesman350
      @yesman350 Год назад +34

      Ultramarines are technically Italian

    • @thefirstofthelastones8952
      @thefirstofthelastones8952 Год назад +17

      @@yesman350 Hell even their names sounds Italian such as Roboutte Guilleman, Titus, Sidonus, Leandros, Cato Sicarius, Varro Tigurius... I mean most of these sound mostly Roman but then again Rome is in Italy.

    • @nobodyspecial1699
      @nobodyspecial1699 Год назад +6

      I thought it was a Pizzagate joke

    • @Telados
      @Telados Год назад +1

      @@nobodyspecial1699 Are you saying the Ultrasmurfs killed Epstein?

    • @BBYG-ig9ix
      @BBYG-ig9ix Год назад +8

      @@yesman350
      Not italian but romans
      Its not like GW have taken exemple of one the best empire than the humanity have know for their imperium.
      Like the latin and the aquila

  • @PelinalWhitestrake36
    @PelinalWhitestrake36 Год назад +20

    Dreadanon, you have been a shining astronomicon in a post-TTS dark age.
    Seriously your vids have been getting me back into 40k. Thanks bro

  • @Timber_LXG_5
    @Timber_LXG_5 Год назад +9

    It is not endless wars, nor the March of time that drive dreadnoughts to insanity, it is the little brothers who end up being little shits to the Emporor's finest

  • @dillonkeller4477
    @dillonkeller4477 Год назад +10

    Brother Dreadnought is so polite

  • @doominator-117
    @doominator-117 Год назад +33

    Seriously tho, a Krork VS a Carnifex, that's a fight I would like to see.

    • @Ariana321
      @Ariana321 Год назад +2

      Krork vs 6 Carnifexes might be a better fight. 1v1 the Carni gets absolutely destroyed. Krorks are NASTY, lol

  • @DuelJ007
    @DuelJ007 Год назад +2

    "What have I been awoken for brother?"
    "would you like to sign my petition?"

  • @Blundabus1337
    @Blundabus1337 Год назад +40

    It is now my headcanon that dreadnoughts are awoken from their sleep every year to sign birthday cards.
    That's just too wholesome to pass up.

  • @VRichardsn
    @VRichardsn Год назад +3

    He claims he is not an interior decorator, but surely he has killed at least 17 people!

  • @csgilmore3536
    @csgilmore3536 Год назад +3

    I'm surprised he wasn't upset about not being woken up to help dispose the corrupt planetary governer with all the pizza coupons. Secondly the blood angels worked out a way for their dreadnoughts to drink blood still, I'm sure they can figure out a pizza. I know I would want one even if it had to be liquidized first into a nutrient solution.

  • @ninjartist36
    @ninjartist36 Год назад +3

    Y'know the password is on the back/bottom of the router right?
    Mechanicus: HERESY!

  • @bouillonpandemonium9270
    @bouillonpandemonium9270 Год назад +2

    That is an oddly, extraordinarily, saint-like patient Dreadnought. A grumpy, osteoarthritis-ridden grandpa that tolerates the antics of his grandchildren.

  • @Directo13
    @Directo13 Год назад +8

    Brother Dormilón😂😂😂 Genius!!!
    (Hermano Sleepy)

  • @TheSupremeDuck
    @TheSupremeDuck 6 месяцев назад +3

    "go wake up your father"
    7 year old me:

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein Год назад +7

    I kinda hoped that birthday card was for the dreadnought

  • @CrazedAussie96
    @CrazedAussie96 Год назад +1

    As soon as their older battle brother hears the words uttered mechanicus tech support. he knows he wasn't awakened out of laziness; but necessity.

  • @s2korpionic
    @s2korpionic Год назад +8

    I'm just happy to see Mk.3 and Mk.4 armour.

  • @Synergy7Studios
    @Synergy7Studios 7 месяцев назад +1

    The delivery of "who would win between Gork and a carnifex" got me

  • @Gurmudgin
    @Gurmudgin Год назад +2

    See, the birthday card WAS important, the remote, not so much.

  • @aggressive_sandbag
    @aggressive_sandbag Год назад +5

    Now this will increase his insanity state

  • @Mac_in_the_Hat
    @Mac_in_the_Hat 4 месяца назад +1

    "I have no arms and I must disipline my little brothers."

  • @justwannabehappy6735
    @justwannabehappy6735 Год назад +101

    I'd be flattered if I was him. Even thought he lost most of his body and is more relic than human, they still view him as one of their fellows.

    • @tylerwells7042
      @tylerwells7042 Год назад +6

      Yes, I also would want to be treated as a mother brother and not a relic for war

    • @tylerwells7042
      @tylerwells7042 Год назад +3

      And I also want to be happy

    • @Echo_1773
      @Echo_1773 Месяц назад

      i'd be like bjorn ngl

  • @some_shitposting_idiot3023
    @some_shitposting_idiot3023 Год назад +2

    i love how when the marines mention tech support the dread is just like "understandable"
    then the birthday you can hear the regret like "oh shit....."

  • @josephmoffatt4696
    @josephmoffatt4696 Год назад +5

    At the end I thought he was giving the birthday to the dreadnought because it was his birthday.

  • @CocoHutzpah
    @CocoHutzpah Год назад +12

    Reminds me of the Saga of Bjorn and the increasing furryness of the Space Wolves.

  • @kuribhonumber1232
    @kuribhonumber1232 Год назад +8

    I dont know if this a meme bc this sounds like the lore

  • @homma84
    @homma84 7 месяцев назад +1

    The fact I just learned that the awakening ritual takes hrs makes this even funnier now

  • @unnecessarilyoptimistic2726
    @unnecessarilyoptimistic2726 Год назад +1

    The happy home paradise music for the interior decorating segment was perfect.

  • @BlueFlameFoxX
    @BlueFlameFoxX Год назад +2

    The fact that his weapons are disabled is probably the only reason they are still alive.

  • @cyanideinmycereal1077
    @cyanideinmycereal1077 Год назад +3

    Brother Quandalius Dinglian do be a true warrior of the Imperium.

  • @FuckYoutubeTheySuckDick
    @FuckYoutubeTheySuckDick Год назад +2

    "Yo, that ending dialogue from the dreadnought was unironically really good VA Work for a dreadnought. I'd imagine that'd be how they sound on the battlefield, assuming they had reason to speak.

  • @samuelsalvatore4511
    @samuelsalvatore4511 7 месяцев назад +1

    i love how there's probably a 100-year gap every time he is awakened, but he just isn't aware of it unlike his brothers, who are like "i think he slept for long enough, maybe we should talk to him"

  • @discipleofdagon8195
    @discipleofdagon8195 10 месяцев назад +2

    "There is no division of labour in the codex astartes"
    "Brother out underwear predate the horus heresy (mk3 iron and i think mk 2 crusade iirc)

  • @hu3bman
    @hu3bman Год назад +1

    dude's frustrated but he can't do anything lest life support be accidentally unplugged

  • @xgenesysx
    @xgenesysx Год назад +2

    This animation is surprisingly wholesome makes me want to have a 'dread-gramps' to tell me stories.

  • @vinzvendivil1049
    @vinzvendivil1049 Год назад +1

    Dread: OK YOU KNOW WHAT IF YOUR GOING TO WAKE ME FOR STUPID MATERS JUST LET ME BE AWAKE FOR ETERNITY

  • @kriss3d
    @kriss3d Год назад +2

    I do wonder what guardsmen would think of the pizza of our time.

  • @SirPlocks
    @SirPlocks Год назад +1

    Dreadnoughts need their nap or the get VIOLENTLY cranky.

  • @vyce3126
    @vyce3126 2 месяца назад

    "If you didn't contribute to the plan and you're not going to carry out the plan, then why are you even here?"
    ...This is actually a very solid point and well made tbh.

  • @user-et3wk2yh8u
    @user-et3wk2yh8u 4 месяца назад

    He must have been extremely chill and cool and vibin as a marine considering how each second they are awakened they feel immense pain

  • @notlistening6499
    @notlistening6499 Год назад +1

    If the Blood Angels tried something like this there would be casualties

  • @NXTangl
    @NXTangl Год назад +8

    It's times like this when you remember that most astartes have known nothing but their battle-brothers since they were 14 or younger.
    They're all a bunch of immortal teenage boys under the supervision of older immortal teenage boys.

  • @moodyowlproductions4287
    @moodyowlproductions4287 Год назад +1

    Space marine captain"ALL RIGHT THAT IS ENOUGH...if I find any more of you awakening our brother dreadnought from his sleep unless it is a dire situation you will be for the high jump...I HAVE SPOKEN"!!!!

  • @dragonlordskater5028
    @dragonlordskater5028 4 месяца назад

    The sweetest Warhammer content i have seen this winter. I think dreadnoughts exist in constant pain, but i wonder if they would like to be awoken for historical events, for example, greeting Guilliman when he returned. Maybe even a dreadnought that lived when he was still around, I think he would feel honored to greet his primarch back

  • @vulpinitemplar5036
    @vulpinitemplar5036 Год назад +3

    Look I get it, I like to sleep too but there's a time when one must accept that their old sleep routine will not suffice and they must adopt a new one, besides even with a sleep pattern to match one's brothers you'd probably still outlive the brothers inside the shiny new Dreadnoughts, that's worth something surely.

  • @lstallings96
    @lstallings96 Год назад +2

    I've recently started getting into Warhammer, and I'm loving this endless rabbit hole I've fallen into.

  • @genericbean4727
    @genericbean4727 Год назад +1

    Mechanicus tech support must actually be worse than hell

  • @KneeCapHill
    @KneeCapHill Год назад +1

    Dreadnought seems like a cool guy

  • @anryx555
    @anryx555 2 месяца назад

    Sincerely, i know it's heavy for him stay awaken and do things, i can imagine. But the fact that they, ask help, interact with him, try to share things with him and ask also his opinion on the decorations of the cathedral; it's lovely on my opinion, like keeping him in consideration of the population of the cathedral and his securaly life

  • @toastsneggs
    @toastsneggs Год назад +1

    Imagine if everytime you wake up you feel the pain of a violent death...........and this guy is guarding you 😄

  • @spinebreaker4507
    @spinebreaker4507 Год назад +1

    Id just sit there and listen to grandpa brother dreadnought talk about war stories in the holy emperors glorious name.

  • @dovahfett5919
    @dovahfett5919 Год назад +1

    I would love if the last one was an invitation to meet the newly awoken Bobby G