XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 1 Episode 8 - Were you a tall baby?

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @junkdnareviews2515
    @junkdnareviews2515 6 лет назад +424

    I'm as old now as Karl was in series 1. Weird as I've been listening to these for about 10 years. Soon I'll be pottering about

  • @NiallHorn
    @NiallHorn 8 дней назад +2

    It's crazy I'm the same age Karl was here and yet 23 years later the comedy is still so familiar and relevant (aside from the outdated charts). Granted that may be due to listening to the gang since 2014 when I was 17!

  • @packlimo
    @packlimo 9 лет назад +248

    These podcasts help me de-stress soooo much, thank you for uploading

    • @WollongongWacko
      @WollongongWacko 8 лет назад +3

      exactly

    • @nicoletaungurean5230
      @nicoletaungurean5230 4 года назад +2

      .

    • @itsTodd
      @itsTodd 4 года назад +1

      @@nicoletaungurean5230 .❤️

    • @ufoash1066
      @ufoash1066 2 года назад +4

      Ah yes, nothing more relaxing than the sweet, soulful sound of Ricky Gervais saying "WELL, IT MIGHT'VE BURNT DOWN!"

  • @LittleLiamful
    @LittleLiamful 9 лет назад +118

    35:10
    That ''Good Night'' just seals the deal, one of Merchants best.

    • @WollongongWacko
      @WollongongWacko 8 лет назад +6

      hahaha nailed it

    • @camille79
      @camille79 5 лет назад +6

      Haha been listening to these for ages. Why does that still make me laugh?! Lol

    • @LittleLiamful
      @LittleLiamful 5 лет назад +4

      Me too, 3 years later. @@camille79

    • @izzirf
      @izzirf 2 года назад

      I laughed so hard. Love young Smerch

    • @TheSchwindelFrei
      @TheSchwindelFrei 2 года назад

      Could you explain this joke to me? What's the stereotype about lesbians and dogs, and what does "they're right dogs" mean?

  • @graysonridge4080
    @graysonridge4080 6 лет назад +144

    “Just don’t let him carry the baguettes” Karl with a proper joke there! He’s got some sharp wit every now and then.

    • @RT-ks2zi
      @RT-ks2zi 3 года назад +18

      Too much laying low

    • @priaadam
      @priaadam 2 года назад +9

      'at he chewed

    • @matthewlaffey8360
      @matthewlaffey8360 Год назад +15

      He knew it was funny. He said it to be funny. And it was funny! Well done.

    • @ilcorvo9559
      @ilcorvo9559 2 месяца назад

      He was always sharp witted and naturally intelligent, he just didn’t have well developed knowledge

  • @a_b897
    @a_b897 8 лет назад +157

    I think that the baguette story was the first unofficial Educating Ricky!

  • @MrFoodAndDrink
    @MrFoodAndDrink 6 лет назад +147

    This is the first episode with Karl really going. First educating Ricky with the baguette and first story that started with "ages ago".

  • @_SliK_
    @_SliK_ 4 года назад +28

    24:21 😂😂😂
    I love it when he struggles:
    “Wheeere wot”
    “Bid lin”😂

  • @noddy3007
    @noddy3007 7 лет назад +134

    Ricky, "Steve's got a huge column"
    Steve, "Brilliant Ricky, Award winning comedy"
    Made me laugh :'D

    • @NatS3703
      @NatS3703 4 года назад

      I did a spit take 😂

    • @1980HiphopFunk
      @1980HiphopFunk Год назад

      Same here . Also cause the sound was fading, lovely sarcasm from Steve.

  • @alfiemitchell3026
    @alfiemitchell3026 4 года назад +87

    6:19
    I never noticed before, but Karl was the one who started with the chicken noises!

    • @DeathcoreDashcam
      @DeathcoreDashcam 4 года назад +10

      HAAAA oh my goodness what an observation

    • @sophiebophiex
      @sophiebophiex 3 года назад +4

      oh karl, hes adorable

    • @jdmhbeats
      @jdmhbeats 7 месяцев назад

      :o

    • @tetsuoshima7385
      @tetsuoshima7385 2 месяца назад

      JUST picked that up now for the first time ever too😮😂

  • @indecentproposal9473
    @indecentproposal9473 8 лет назад +60

    'It's a disabilitatin..' genius Smerch

    • @protègemoi777
      @protègemoi777 4 года назад +1

      3:59 If you were 8’3 it would be *slightly* disabilitatin’... lol

  • @benellis2962
    @benellis2962 9 лет назад +197

    "Just coming out of your teens..."
    "I'm a virgo"

  • @clare79
    @clare79 8 лет назад +52

    Time for the comforting sounds of Gervais, Merchant and Pilkington
    Perfect bedfellows 👌

  • @al_s_
    @al_s_ Год назад +9

    My addiction to these is a-disabilitating

  • @gibbs7444
    @gibbs7444 8 лет назад +32

    Pilkers: 'wrap it up if ya want'
    Gervs: 'No, not wrap it up'

  • @adamantportraits
    @adamantportraits Год назад +5

    Everything’s good in my world when I’m listening to this first series

  • @bourneultamatum
    @bourneultamatum 6 лет назад +15

    "Don't let him carry the baguette!" Absolute genius from Karl there. Quick wit from the K-man!

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 Год назад +12

    Karl's first reaction to a fire alarm: finish the show early and go home lmao, any way out of work

  • @alandodd7195
    @alandodd7195 9 лет назад +10

    Steve ripping Gervais for being scared of fire.
    There's someone official coming in now....
    Love these. Cheers man Man Moth

    • @WollongongWacko
      @WollongongWacko 8 лет назад +8

      remember rickys story of when he said to a firefighter, "there's enough of ya", he learned his lesson not to disrespect fire related incidents.

  • @tomjsly
    @tomjsly 6 лет назад +8

    "just don't let him carry the baguettes" know it's coming every time and always crack up

  • @NatS3703
    @NatS3703 7 лет назад +62

    "Only people with money had drinking or summet"
    Oh Karl😂

  • @cephelapoid3466
    @cephelapoid3466 6 месяцев назад +2

    As someone who has been listening to podcasts etc from comedians for years now, nothing comes close to this. I keep coming back about once a year.

  • @justinkline8437
    @justinkline8437 8 лет назад +34

    "The only place on a coach I can sit-"
    "-is the driver's lap."

    • @WollongongWacko
      @WollongongWacko 6 лет назад +6

      Justin Kline he could drive it from the back

  • @EverGreen1888
    @EverGreen1888 2 года назад +9

    this show was actually broadcast live...amazing

    • @arturobandini4078
      @arturobandini4078 Год назад

      I wish I had known about it back then. I was a big fan of The Office but I had no idea this show existed. It would have given more more to look forward to during the week, that's for sure.

  • @JustinKlineTheComedian
    @JustinKlineTheComedian 4 года назад +27

    Love Karl jumping in with, "Betty!" Early sign of him getting all his information from The Flintstones.

  • @HopeVJustice
    @HopeVJustice 8 лет назад +10

    Love the subtle "..right set the tape going now if you wanna tape.. this... " hehe

  • @Addified
    @Addified Год назад +1

    Karl’s story about the baguettes - the first of many to come haha ❤

  • @robertJ14
    @robertJ14 7 месяцев назад +2

    Might be my submission for most underrated episode

  • @tommymills7870
    @tommymills7870 6 лет назад +8

    Steves got a huge column 😂

  • @GooglyEyedJoe
    @GooglyEyedJoe 8 лет назад +36

    3:59 - "If you were 8 foot 3 it'd be slightly disabilitating, you would you know but..." "Disabilitating?" "Bu.....What?" "Disabilitating? Yeah, you're a medical man aren't you?"
    4:27 - "You could drive it from the back." "Here it comes, watch it."

    • @mcharles1814
      @mcharles1814 8 лет назад +2

      'Diasbiliabitating.' - Steve.

    • @capnhawkins
      @capnhawkins 6 лет назад +1

      "No the point is it's a disabilitatin'..."

    • @bigfatpieface
      @bigfatpieface 6 лет назад +3

      Gareth says it in the office at one point. My theory is that ricky wrote it in with Steve thinking it was funny because it made Gareth seem like a clueless tit but ricky believing that it was the right word

  • @AtnaRecords1
    @AtnaRecords1 3 года назад +8

    “It’s like bisbismen, bisbisme-bisbismen”

  • @dollyabby
    @dollyabby 8 лет назад +43

    Awwwww steve "two of my best buddies" 2:14

    • @gotgot4
      @gotgot4 5 лет назад +1

      Although he’s only known Pilkers for a month or so

    • @timblake1989
      @timblake1989 5 лет назад +16

      utter rubbish steve cant take any jokes against him, he takes so much chin and basically laughs it off or jokes about it too. You clearly dont understand his humour

    • @Scallion_D
      @Scallion_D 4 года назад +4

      @@dball_94 Terrible take.

    • @tedthecommenter5364
      @tedthecommenter5364 4 года назад +8

      @@dball_94 steve is clearly acting offended, its apart of what makes it funny

    • @lilme7052
      @lilme7052 10 месяцев назад

      ​@gotgot4 no, alot longer.

  • @missf7727
    @missf7727 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love when Ricky is actually laughing at what Karl says about Steve's looks but pretends it's Steve's response he's laughing at, so he can get away with bursting out laughing!! 😂🤭

  • @sikytamedia6254
    @sikytamedia6254 4 года назад +3

    Still listening in 2021

    • @jtyler9130
      @jtyler9130 4 года назад

      Yo! 5th time round for me!

  • @WollongongWacko
    @WollongongWacko 6 лет назад +9

    The episodes with Claire are a lot of fun, especially if you've never given a full one a chance

    • @ufoash1066
      @ufoash1066 2 года назад +1

      This isn't a Claire episode though hahahaha

  • @Nickubus99
    @Nickubus99 9 лет назад +75

    Bizmismem... bizmissme....biizmismen XD

  • @HopeVJustice
    @HopeVJustice 8 лет назад +27

    "..It's just we've arranged to meet back at you.."

    • @peazyplayz5946
      @peazyplayz5946 5 лет назад +1

      Hope Ⓥ Justice I did this to a 6’5 black guy, the lights kind of bonced of his head and he became like a light pole...

  • @JebodiahJunfan
    @JebodiahJunfan 6 лет назад +12

    Karl “I think people have given you more of a chance in life.”
    Steve “yeah, stacking shelves!”
    Straight into plug in baby, good timing from Karl there

  • @Oshmoshy
    @Oshmoshy Год назад +2

    “Here’s a kagool I’ve made out of my own sthkin” 😂😂😂

  • @justinkline8437
    @justinkline8437 7 лет назад +16

    "Lesbian?"
    "Hung around with a dog."

  • @TheClassicWorld
    @TheClassicWorld 7 лет назад +19

    'It's adistabilating.' That's easy for you to say. Hhahaha. I'm dying.

  • @Shifter22
    @Shifter22 4 года назад +7

    12:26 Ricky finding out Jessica rabbit isn't a rabbit always cracks me up. 😝

  • @Nickubus99
    @Nickubus99 Месяц назад

    Listening to this now - when Karl says he's 29.....then just the other day he was on a BBC crime drama looking about 63. Just kind of makes me sad. We are all here for such a short time. Mad innit....

  • @arturobandini4078
    @arturobandini4078 Год назад +2

    This episode disabilitates me with laughter.

  • @n0rdicwarking
    @n0rdicwarking 9 месяцев назад

    the Crossroads bit at the end is still great 😂

  • @SundayCovers69
    @SundayCovers69 Год назад +1

    Iconic episode. “Arrange to meet back at you” canon event anecdote

  • @WollongongWacko
    @WollongongWacko 9 лет назад +10

    Bong!

    • @gefaduro8038
      @gefaduro8038 9 лет назад +1

      +WollongongWacko go the gong! )

  • @JakeV100
    @JakeV100 7 лет назад +20

    ricky's mic is so much louder than steve and karl's

    • @kevinflemming1982
      @kevinflemming1982 6 лет назад +4

      That's just his normal volume.

    • @guitargit976
      @guitargit976 4 года назад +2

      Was wondering if anyone else noticed, this episode specifically Ricky is almost distorting and Karl is so low in the mix ya can barely hear his nonsense 😂

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 года назад

      Yes it is a bit grating, especially since he's by far the loudest of the 3 anyway

  • @capnhawkins
    @capnhawkins 7 лет назад +9

    Oh brak, Sarge! Braaaak, Sarge!!

  • @theslugboiii5969
    @theslugboiii5969 3 года назад +1

    "Whatever he says is gonna be good innit." the most accurate description of Karl ever

  • @DunkeysLongLostSon
    @DunkeysLongLostSon 5 лет назад +3

    34:59 I love this bit

  • @HazerD
    @HazerD 4 года назад +1

    32:10 “was that her first day on the job?” 😂😂😂

  • @NatS3703
    @NatS3703 10 месяцев назад

    40:00 - "i thought it looked alright" ""did you.... oh hello"😂😂

  • @JakeWilliams283
    @JakeWilliams283 3 года назад +7

    I like them being quite nice to Karl in these early days

  • @davidheaton5765
    @davidheaton5765 3 года назад +4

    "Business mem, business nem, business men"

  • @JHA854
    @JHA854 4 года назад +70

    Imagine calling lesbians "right dogs" on radio in 2020 hahaha

    • @Scallion_D
      @Scallion_D 4 года назад +14

      Good times.

    • @Crashoverride774
      @Crashoverride774 3 года назад +18

      Lol about 2 episodes ago I think it was literally called Filthy Lezza Ostriches

    • @Voduke789
      @Voduke789 3 года назад +3

      They'd get a dressing down for certain.

    • @lilme7052
      @lilme7052 3 года назад +3

      Its changed so quickly.

    • @DwightSchrutes
      @DwightSchrutes 3 года назад +8

      Nowadays I don't think Jonathan Ross could walk into a studio and pop his meat and 2 veg out either haha

  • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
    @Sheriff_GrimLaw 9 лет назад +62

    Karl Pilkington or to use the Latin; 'Dimmus Mancoid' x

    • @SA-3270
      @SA-3270 9 лет назад

      Brilliant!

    • @vinoandretti
      @vinoandretti 8 лет назад +11

      +Saad Alvi "Eh, it's alight an' that... But the Latin bit, do we need it?"

    • @al_s_
      @al_s_ 2 года назад

      Were Latin people always in a rush?

  • @roberthoyle4874
    @roberthoyle4874 Год назад +1

    These conversations will never be Allowed again. Gutted!!!!!

  • @jeremybds1901
    @jeremybds1901 7 лет назад +6

    MIGHTA BURNT DOWN!!

    • @capnhawkins
      @capnhawkins 5 лет назад +1

      "I think we'd have known that, with the flames licking 'round our ankles!"

  • @alexiscondit898
    @alexiscondit898 2 года назад +2

    I just watched that clip of ricky on razzmatazz. Wow. He was trying so hard to be david Bowie. Pretty adorable really, and hilarious at the same time.

    • @jdmhbeats
      @jdmhbeats 7 месяцев назад

      At least he had a go

  • @j.peterse8106
    @j.peterse8106 7 лет назад +8

    stephen should come shoe shopping in the Nederlands, everyone is freakishly tall here..

  • @NatS3703
    @NatS3703 7 лет назад +5

    Has anyone been to upper crust these days? I saw this baguette story 'on the wall' the other day

  • @kelvinmoseley4816
    @kelvinmoseley4816 3 года назад +3

    20 years since this was broadcast

  • @capnhawkins
    @capnhawkins 6 лет назад +7

    Talking of cartoons, I just realized that Steve looks like Flik from A Bug's Life. They could have done what they did for Gollum in Lord of the Rings, just put a stop-motion suit on him and have him act out the part of Flik and then render his face. Or he could've been a stick insect or a praying mantis or something.
    Also, when I was a kid I quite fancied the lionesses from The Lion King. I guess the fact that they weren't noticeably furry and fuzzy was what kept that from feeling too weird.

    • @capnhawkins
      @capnhawkins 5 лет назад +1

      I also fancied Rita from Oliver and Company and Vixy from The Fox and the Hound.

  • @hdspade
    @hdspade 8 лет назад +3

    'dimus mancoid' i'm fucking dead

  • @ChristopherHarris
    @ChristopherHarris 6 лет назад +6

    Remember that Karl is older than Merchant

  • @bryskib9412
    @bryskib9412 Год назад +1

    "' 'Ere is a kagool made out of my own schkin..."

  • @LivinNexus
    @LivinNexus Год назад

    8:40 ABSOLUTELY KILLS MEE!!! 🤣

  • @FLITT
    @FLITT 5 лет назад +3

    Don't let him carry the baguettes... Touche Karl

  • @jianblundell6038
    @jianblundell6038 2 года назад +1

    5:57 just as they said that, a dude came at me with a flame thrower on far cry 6 😄

  • @Kate-go9tp
    @Kate-go9tp 5 лет назад +6

    "we´ve had emails from people, please dont speak to karl, its cruel"

  • @lobsterairsoft499
    @lobsterairsoft499 6 лет назад +7

    4:10 it's a disabilitating...

  • @F40LM
    @F40LM 5 лет назад +1

    Can you watch this anywhere with all the music, uncut?

    • @jdmhbeats
      @jdmhbeats 7 месяцев назад

      I'd enjoy that too man did you find it anywhere?

    • @F40LM
      @F40LM 7 месяцев назад

      @@jdmhbeats I think there are some on Spotify, some parts that were cut from the animated show too

  • @justinkline8437
    @justinkline8437 7 лет назад +8

    "All the songs there are, Karl, Steve likes some of them, and he doesn't like others. But for this feature, the only ones that will be in this feature are the ones he likes."

  • @erizzle67
    @erizzle67 6 лет назад +6

    "Ages ago..."

  • @SN-di9ix
    @SN-di9ix 8 лет назад +16

    I really wish they'd said "radiobread" after the baguette story...

    • @HopeVJustice
      @HopeVJustice 8 лет назад +7

      I love his follow up later "..Just don't let him carry the baguettes!"

  • @DannyCastle-t5j
    @DannyCastle-t5j 3 месяца назад

    20:52 didnt think they was playing this song again

  • @callumsneddon5589
    @callumsneddon5589 9 лет назад +2

    Is it only the music and adverts that get cut out of these?

  • @raulduke3237
    @raulduke3237 Год назад

    Time goes by so fast

  • @alandodd3184
    @alandodd3184 7 лет назад +4

    back around we go again.....

  • @doves3630
    @doves3630 9 лет назад +24

    Anyone seen steves misses now, she's an absolute worldy hahaaa!

    • @lewiscranston881
      @lewiscranston881 8 лет назад +4

      True that's what money can get youn

    • @Nickknackks
      @Nickknackks 8 лет назад

      really? I was looking on the article from when they went to Vietnam but couldn't see her. what's her name?

    • @lewiscranston881
      @lewiscranston881 8 лет назад +3

      nick nack That was his old old girlfriend called Claire or something. His new one's called Christine Marzano. He's a lucky man.

    • @ben4232
      @ben4232 8 лет назад +12

      +smalla ss you call poor Stephen uncool yet you say stuff like 'even his vibe is lame'. Oh how I love irony...

    • @lewiscranston881
      @lewiscranston881 8 лет назад +1

      ***** Ricky could be with a worldy?

  • @millienoble3482
    @millienoble3482 6 месяцев назад

    5:55 Ricky panicking about the fire alarm bwaaaaaaark

  • @Zanaze_banane
    @Zanaze_banane 2 года назад +2

    Ricky: 'P.O.D or pod, as I call them'
    Steve: 'Mhm'
    Ricky: 'I don't'
    Steve: 'No'
    Idk why that made me laugh

    • @arturobandini4078
      @arturobandini4078 Год назад

      It's weird, as I used to call that band "pod" as well back then

  • @yatub3391
    @yatub3391 10 месяцев назад

    Upper crust is still in the station or it was last year anyway.

  • @blanemckay9278
    @blanemckay9278 Год назад +2

    Why is this so re-listenable?

  • @alandodd3184
    @alandodd3184 4 года назад

    This is where it really starts in my opinion

  • @sirofsirs390
    @sirofsirs390 6 лет назад +4

    BWAARRRRKKKK!!

    • @WollongongWacko
      @WollongongWacko 6 лет назад

      Sir Of Sirs oh look at him he's scared of fire!

  • @Scallion_D
    @Scallion_D 4 года назад

    "Were you a tall baby?"
    😂

  • @pizzaboy1250
    @pizzaboy1250 8 лет назад +11

    Brittney Spears "crossroads" received Shockingly bad reviews from critics and fans alike... In case you're wondering.

  • @Lindenrd25
    @Lindenrd25 3 месяца назад

    Ages ago, only people with money had....drinking or something. 😂

  • @sbbrownie
    @sbbrownie 7 лет назад +33

    Imagine how many people would get offended if this were broadcast today

    • @julienblower7452
      @julienblower7452 6 лет назад +18

      i think they were offended at the time

    • @jdmhbeats
      @jdmhbeats 7 месяцев назад

      How many people would be seething and outraged and insecure enough to start a protest 😂

  • @Jacam781
    @Jacam781 2 года назад +3

    If only someone had realised that the error with when the sun will 'die' was actually 50 times more out than that presenter's mistake with the size of the moon was out.

    • @harry_page
      @harry_page 2 года назад +2

      Yeah 1 million vs 5 billion is a far more egregious mistake in scale than 4 vs 400 but it's almost like people don't notice or care as much about the difference between a million and a billion.

  • @indecentproposal9473
    @indecentproposal9473 7 лет назад +5

    it's a disabilitatin..

  • @dimed2338
    @dimed2338 4 года назад +4

    Did Steve inadvertently invent RUclips on this show?

  • @DiscoInfiltrator42
    @DiscoInfiltrator42 11 дней назад +2

    Anyone else here in 2025?

  • @lesleyb13
    @lesleyb13 2 года назад +2

    373k views .... I'm responsible for about 0.01 of those. Wow, if anything makes you feel your real significance as one little person on our planet 😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @jolleyolley1204
    @jolleyolley1204 Год назад +1

    Is Dermott O Diddly Dermott I Leary?

  • @Turismoshepard
    @Turismoshepard Год назад

    3:59 😂🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @TheHappyTeacher
    @TheHappyTeacher 3 года назад +6

    Ahh the old days where Karl didn't speak much and laughed at himself

    • @arturobandini4078
      @arturobandini4078 Год назад +4

      I prefer series 1. Towards the end of series 2 Ricky started crafting the character of "Karl Pilkington" in a more deliberate way and it took out some of the spontaneity (only a little bit) and Karl started acting up a bit.

    • @jdmhbeats
      @jdmhbeats 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@arturobandini4078crafting the character.. are you serious?