XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 2 Episode 20 - Can I have a feel of 'em?
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- The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 4th January 2003.
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Death In Vegas: Scorpio Rising
David Bowie: Watch That Man
Coldplay: The Scientist
Bob Dylan: All Along the Watchtower
The Streets: Don't Mug Yourself
The Stone Roses: Elephant Stone
Richard Ashcroft: Science of Silence
Badly Drawn Boy: Born Again
Sonic Youth: Sugar Kane
The Vines: Ms. Jackson
Turin Brakes: Painkiller
Prince: Sometimes It Snows In April
Cat Stevens: Sitting
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Thanks Man Moth
You're a legend, thanks for doing this.
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Manmoth I love ya RUclips channel but your online shop is a rip-off! I'm not going to be conned, taken advantage of or done up like a kipper!
@@AA-hg5fk He's done you!
Steve's so witty off the cuff at times "Is she allowed to use them with anyone?" LOL
And..grease on dvd...brilliant
She's done well this year
@@jonathanbaggott to be fair, I don't think she has!
No no no. Is that the name of the restaurant? 😂
“At times” like he isn’t a millionaire because of his wit 😂😂
I look forward to Ricky's outburst of "OH GOD" when he remembers Karl's present to Suzanne every time.
Haha.. I've been listening to these for years & I still wait in anticipation for Ricky's response ;)
Me too! I love that part!
I knew it was coming but still laughed hysterically at it. And I’m on the tube right now so people are giving me weird looks.
First time I heard it I was listening at work on headphones. Almost fell off my chair.
I love Karl’s stories but Ricky’s responses are just as brilliant
i think its amazing the amount of people that listen to these as they go to sleep haha (me included)
same x
+tyler pat bateman durden same
you are not alone
It's becoming a problem now. Literally struggle without them, 6th or 7th ish listen...
I thought I was the only one! :')
I hope Karl knows how much happiness he still brings to people
I dont think he has a clue .Hes probably worrying about worms with teeth in the garden
Tell him while you can!!! I did, he appreciate it❤
what social did you tell him on?@@ToweTiih
@@ToweTiihhow?
I love it when Karl can't be bothered.
"Ah forget it" is my favourite line these days. x
+BigJamook nothing is so fatal as Karl Pilkington saying "ah forget it" and pushing the button
There's a compilation of it here on the toob, I recommend it, and all the other compilations they've made
Re condoms: "It's not that embarrassing, it's really quite sweet" - Ricky buttering Karl up, knowing full well how embarrassing it is.
Meh, not that embarrassing IMO
I mean Karl was getting some bootie I don’t know why that’s embarrassing 😂
@@nickgarcia610 with the woman he'd been living with for 8 years. Yeah I'd hope so... It's a very embarrassing present
Not sure what episode it is, Karl mentions that they've all been used 😅
Ye Ricky does this countless times across the shows, coercing Karl into saying something or speaking about something. Saying “hang on, what do you mean?!” or “wait, what happened?!”, when he already knows full well. And also getting Karl to swear sometimes by saying “course you can say that”. Ricky was obviously always quite manipulative of Karl anyway.
Also, it is embarrassing that he bought Suzanne condoms, and you can tell he knows this, by not wanting to talk about it much, and being annoyed by Suzanne telling Ricky about it, so it begs the question why he did it in the first place! And how they are ‘Suzanne’s present’ I’ll never know! They’re a present for him more!
One of my all-time fave episodes. First show back in the new year and you can tell they're all really up for it. So many classic moments:
• Jumbo box of condoms
• Do we need ‘em - octopuses
• Celebrities as homeless
• John’s got a moustache
• That’s rickydiculous - honey badger
• Aero-cobbler
Same.
Das elephant is kaput!
My fave line in this is Karl’s comment about how nudists should have dark coloured sofas, and Ricky’s delayed realisation as to what Karl is getting at
"Well it's not something you play with on Christmas morning" 😂
44:30 - "Das Elefant ist Kaput!" "Oh Jumbo! I don't want to fight anymore!" xD
That elephant was a pussy, that's why they lost the war, weak elephants, they don't like it up'em. Not like the British elephants, they can take that all day, with a smile, on just a cup o tea and a current bun.
"Noooo! Jumbo!" One of the funniest things Steve has said
I don’t wanna fight anymore!
"Ya gunna start tottin' up !"😂😂😂
“Right listen, right.... yeah new year an all that” 😂😂😂
I love how you hear their friendship grow throughout these shows. They begin as strangers and then they're having Christmas day together. In interviews you can really feel the love between Ricky and Karl, no matter how much he rips the piss out of him.
hearing them all laugh together, Karl included, is a rare heart warming moment in these shows.
smalla ss wheres that from? It seems like Ricky and Steve are friends and work colleagues, whereas Steve and Karl are work colleagues before friends. If you get what I mean.
Funnily Karl seems to dislike Steve more than the other way, because for some reason he blames Steve for stuff he does once in a blue moon but doesn't complain that Ricky does it every week xD
@@DDnufcGamer Karl and Steve are still close these days. He even visited him when he was in LA. Were as Ricky has distanced himself from both of them.
It is heart warming knowing Steve and Karl are still close friends. They actually see each other on a regular basis
@@DeathcoreDashcam where did you hear this? Curious!
I love Rick's impersonation of Karl and his manc accent. "Ow much are thees luv f'undred"
Love it when the octopus guy throws limpets under the bus.
They are pretty pointless though
Karl: ''no no no....''
Steve: ''Is that the name of the restaurant again''
HAAAAAAAA yes
This and the “Duck’s tongue” line are great examples of Steve’s lightning wit, love it
24:50
for 4 years these shows have aided my insomnia. i could not be more grateful!
Same here mate great stuff
I can see how they would aid your insomnia, surely you can't sleep to Ricky's laughter.
"Oooh jumbo, I dont want to fight anymore" is an underrated steve line
Can you explain the line? Is it a play on Dumbo?
Seen Aerocobbler live three times. Hands down, the best live band ever.
The lighter way to enjoy heavy metal
@@ManMoth 😄
It will never top the experience of seeing UB-40
@@Wilson-lo3hndo rat in the kitchen
The way Karl says "yep" when he doesn't know the answer kills me every time
I always laugh when Ricky says; "Look at his FACE!" I don't even know why I find it so funny hahaha.
I can so picture his expression after watching Idiot Abroad/Moaning of Life
Look at his LITTLE FACE!!!
look at his face!! he looks like a cat thats been hit
I just picture Karl looking gormless and slightly confused
Yeah cause we can't.
52:55: I love how quickly Karl went on to "right, Rockbusters, then"
Karl thinks Rockbusters will elevate any situation.
That was my favourite Pilkington. The guy from the "fish shop" was quite a wit
just like to say thanks for uploading all these
+Charlie Beney No problemo :-)
Yeah, these are great! It must be the third time I've listened to them and they're still side-splittingly funny.
@@ManMoth Moth, where you at? We haven't seen you reply to a comment in a few years. You still well and good?
@@studkickass513 Probably got sick of all the notifications lol and turned them off!
47:58 when karl says "be bothered" made me burst
Must be the angriest/most fed up I've heard him sound ever
"wrapped 'em twice so she thought it was something really good..." lucky woman lol
Extra protection
''If you're gonna start tottin' up!''
I honestly think this is one of the funniest episodes in the entire show
I wish I'd known this going in. Made the mistake of listening to this during my dinner. Nearly choked lol. Hilarious episode.
"has he got a beard, is it bernard"
haha
Still listening in 2019 :) and will continue to for as long as I live!
Same 🙂
I love how Karl says " If you're gunna start tot'ing up"
"MOM! WE'RE RECORDING THIS FOR XFM!"
Karl is seriously so genius so sweet and so brilliant for putting together these segments! One of the great examples of someone rising to the occasion, a rare sight in any industry. Breathtaking to listen to all these years later. God bless him.
"We've had loads of emails. More than...ever."
“Your worst than my father, that’s genius!” - Steve Merchant
* you're
* you're
@@seanbrown8533 thanks
*worse
@@MrElephantBeach 😂 i noticed the you're mistake and not the worse one!
Love how annoyed Karl gets when Steve starts to question him about the code
I think this is mention in a later broadcast, but I love the way that, at the end of his call to the scientist, Karl is just like oh we won't get rid of them then. As if he actually is deciding if the animal gets to carry on existing or not.
"If you were up for it, we'd sort it out"
This video made me search up videos of an octopus opening a jar.
Listened to every one many times. Thanks
Karl is so dedicated to moaning that he literally puts his own idea down when Steve refuses to. Unbelievable.
Every time I hear this episode, I think Suzanne must have the patience of an angel. Admittedly, K.Dilkington is a sweet fellow and always gives his best .... but still .....
0:00 Death in Vegas - Scorpio Rising
3:56 David Bowie - Watch That Man
7:51 Coldplay - The Scientist
13:22 Bob Dylan - All along the Watchtower
19:11 The Streets - Don't Mug Yourself
21:55 The Stone Roses - Elephant Stone
22:00 Richard Ashcroft - Science of Silence
29:30 Papa Garcia - Natalie and Nucy
29:35 Badly Drawn Boy - Born Again
39:12 Sonic Youth - Sugar Kane
44:39 The Vines - Ms. Jackson
44:47 Turin Brakes - Painkiller
50:44 Prince - Sometimes it Snows in April
51:35 Cat Stevens - Sitting
Cheers, thankfully no Feeder "Just the Way I'm Feeling".
Awful playlist lol
@@Samjiri Pleb
Samjiri you need a slap lad
"Alright love, have anything ya want, ya pay for ya own pudding I'm not mental".
That “Oh god, Karl!” from Ricky at 18:00 is brilliant.
Fell asleep listening to this last night❤️
+Callum Knight tell me about it. I can't believe i used to be able to sleep without them.
+MrShady365 its scary .. sleep use to come so easily . Now only when Karl brings it !
+Taylor Lynn Completely off topic, but seeing your comment I have to ask you: did you actually like the (other) boys' s10? I thought the Evil-Barb & her "lesbian crew" arc - ending in her sudden and basically unexplained turnaround - was probably an alltime low point in TPB. Anyway, now back to trying to fall asleep to this episode
Same here! I go through a new cycle every 1 to 2 years :p
Taylor TM Mad innit?
i wish ''thats rickydickulous'' was a proper feature took seriously, i bet he would confuse karl a lot
It served some purpose at least, I sometimes say it instead of ridiculous even though I'm aware nobody will know what the hell I'm talking about.
That’s - WA WAAA - Rickydiculous!
i love the pause and the moment ricky remembers what karl bought 10:03
what’s even better is victoria and covent garden are under 2 miles apart. “i’m not goin all the way over there” 😂
Yeah, I honestly can't understand how Karl prefered to cancel his dinner plans altogether rather than popping on the tube. I secretly think he didn't want to go at all and was looking for any excuse.
Ricky’s bit of calling karl stressed to then reveal that he has strapped something to his head never gets old
One of their best episodes.
@@kezzatube45 "is susan allowed to use them with anyone?"
48:50 I love when karl says “Steve” with such contempt haha
wtf it actually was 5 past 1 on a saturday when i watched this when he said that at the start that creeped me the fuck out haha
Karla idea of celebs living on the street for a few days was turned into a TV show
Listen to these before bed, while studying and on my lunch break. Never gets old.
This is one of the best episodes.
"she's done well this year":.)
Hehe! Now I'm really curious what she got the year before.. :o
These podcasts are little gems.
This is my first round of them coming from the animations. I'm waiting to hear the conception of all the iconic animated features.
It's funny how you can sense the show growing in popularity... especially the part near the end when Karl says they're getting more emails than ever. Plus he's more anxious about the content.
he really does try his best
I can’t even b-… be BOTHERED
Cheers for all these bud. It's all I listen to in work. Love em.
+morninglory112 same! makes my day complete :)
Saying LOTR is rubbish is sacrilege
I think Steve is just over-correcting in hopes of being seen as definitely-not-geeky.
@@kristoferpersson6751definitely this.
LOTR is crap, but Steve is *clearly* trying to deflect from the fact that he loves it.
"Whereas, Our House, that really happened."
Would love to sit with this trio and listen to all of these episodes again.
I'm glad he said 'on DVD'
that's is fuckin absolutely genius
Like Ricky said "Karl can even confuse a scientist".....
+luuke furtado Oh well get rid of limpets...
Or, in this case, a bloke that works in a fish shop.
an industrial sized packet of condoms for xmas....one lucky lady xD
I need to sort out the animals first, I've got a lot on
45:10
"I think today the show's just been a mess with you"
"Is it because I just put cellotape on your head?"
Although this is potentially my 10th+ time hearing this episode, the fact that on the subtitles the aquatic scientist is called 'fish shop guy' has really tickled me and cheered me up! Thanks as ever Man Moth!
It's so odd listening to these now after they sent the K-man around the world and all the joy that brought.
It's good to have a flat head in India - classic
Just BORDERING on the racist, but never quite ... gettin' there!
Really appreciate you uploading these :D Makes me so happy.
“Alright, love how many do you want? Pay for your own pudding, I’m not mental.”
I have trouble sleeping but listening to Karl's drivel sends me off in a matter of minutes!
Same here I always listen to these at night
Imagine if you could have him sit in your room and tell you bedtime stories about his manc childhood
+Joy Woffindin oh my god, that would be incredible.
They laugh at karl for the homeless celeb idea but that ACTUALLY happened I remember watching it on TV!!!
fizzynizzle Yep I remember Les Battersby from Corrie was on it and his alcoholism reared it's head within the first few days. I thought it was a great piece of work
Ricky when he remembers the condoms. XD
Anyah St. Pierre-Brodeur one of the best moments
16 years on and "Phil Mitchell" spends a night on the streets to increase publicity about homelessness... Karl once again, years ahead of his time!
I love how disappointed Karl sounds at the end of Do we need em
Das Elephunk is kaput!!!!
The french code to say, right yeah go on...
that's amazing that karl was talking about phil mitchell doing that homeless thing considering ross kemp, the other mitchell brother, did that exact thing recently.
I love when Ricky does an accent 🤣
"I think Karl is slightly retarded" has to be one of my biggest lols of the series 😆
i just DIED! laughing omg
23:06 definitely listening to this as we transition into 2022
"and i'll tell you what annoyed me the most, he had a white sofa... I mean if you were a nudist you'd get a darker one"
"What annoyed me right is".....
"He has a white sofa."
😂
"I fed and clothed her."
Bed down, see thee later!
All 3 together is best
I don't know what I would do without these.
Fml.
i nearly choked when i heard that rickydiculous about the honey badger
Industrial size box of condoms has got to be the worst gift I could think of for a girlfriend lol
Karl's really a bit of a shit lol.
The story about Karl having to sleep in his car never got told in the end :(
lcfckid He mentions it in one of his books. His parents were away and his brother and friends had taken over the place. Some sleeping in his parents bed. Some in his bed and some on the sofa. So he had to sleep in the car
@@Aalborg42 Lol.
@@Aalborg42 classic Mark
New year and all that 😭😭
"The Honey Badger has got skin so loose that if you grabbed it by the neck, it could come away from it's skin, turn around and bite you out of it's anus."
xD
"THAT'S RICKYDICULOUS!"
Right rockbusters then
That's rickydickydiculous
Another year of listening...
Fuck I didn't realise how old the scientist is, mind blown
in India it's good to have a flat head.
These are amazing helps me sleep every night karl's non sense and Ricky's laugh😂
Karl is amazing, his suggestion at 38.00 that phil mitchell from eastenders do a reality show where he is homeless for a week actually came true but it was a documentary starring the actor who played grant mitchell from eastenders and was pretty eye opening. Just another of Karls suggestions that came true.
Kale predicts the future so much it’s scary
"I've covered it up since then... with that present." I bet you have, Karl.