MauLer, Rags and Fringy discuss Loki - Episode 1 - "Glorious purpose" with AnnaThatStarWarsGirl

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @kden9772
    @kden9772 3 года назад +761

    The TVA speak English, therefore the British empire colonized beyond space and time. I’m so proud of them

    • @arkoa0000
      @arkoa0000 3 года назад +138

      If they didnt they would be melted.

    • @kden9772
      @kden9772 3 года назад +49

      @@arkoa0000 fair enough

    • @lukaszspychaj9210
      @lukaszspychaj9210 3 года назад +65

      If europeans decided to stop the slave trade earlier, they would've been melted

    • @dimas3829
      @dimas3829 3 года назад +21

      @@lukaszspychaj9210 to be fair, those sold in slavery would probably be eaten by the tribes that captured such in the first place which would kill millions of people fucking up a timeline beyond repair.

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 3 года назад +8

      The sun never sets on the Empire indeed.

  • @markoslicht6320
    @markoslicht6320 3 года назад +491

    If Scarlet Witch never imprisoned and tortured an entire town, she would have been melted.

    • @mcsatans5120
      @mcsatans5120 3 года назад +42

      And there are a unknown amount of Scarlet witches that didn't and were melted.

    • @MyEvilTaco
      @MyEvilTaco 3 года назад +17

      Lmao the nonsense writes itself, I can’t stop laughing XD

    • @omarimus2260
      @omarimus2260 3 года назад +11

      If they beat Thanos on Titan they would have all been melted

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 3 года назад +2

      @@mcsatans5120 I bet there was none

    • @marlinazul7786
      @marlinazul7786 3 года назад +2

      As the time keepers intended

  • @dantallionmccrews3822
    @dantallionmccrews3822 3 года назад +460

    This actually explains why Doctor Strange only saw one timeline that worked.
    "Well, I mean, there's actually a bunch of ways we could beat Thanos, but if we don't do it this one specific way we get melted. It's what the space lizards want."

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 3 года назад +50

      I guess
      That explains why thanos hand wasnt cutvoff
      I hate this lizard thing

    • @MrJobocan
      @MrJobocan 3 года назад +13

      That's an explanation, but a bad one. The problem being that, if they all failed because of the space lizards, it means Doctor Strange knew about the space lizards (because he must have used that timeline-seeing power before, otherwise how would he know about it) and never did shit about it.

    • @gloverwilliams
      @gloverwilliams 3 года назад +55

      @@MrJobocan Well, see, if he’d done shit about it he would’ve been melted.

    • @ngmajora6986
      @ngmajora6986 3 года назад +2

      @@MrJobocan well yeah? That's not how this works it's like asking why if people know the One Above All or the Living Tribunal exists why they don't get rid of them

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 3 года назад +1

      And for some reason its really fucking convoluted.

  • @Mythonaut
    @Mythonaut 3 года назад +445

    “The lizard people and their time police control free will” -Alex Jones

    • @teddyharvester
      @teddyharvester 3 года назад +65

      He knew all along, he tried to warn us. It's not that Jones puts out crazy conspiracy theories, it's that he somehow knew how shit future Hollywood media was gonna be. That's why they banned him.

    • @choueriito2548
      @choueriito2548 3 года назад +52

      @@teddyharvester If Alex Jones hadn't been banned, he would've been melted.

    • @JPG.01
      @JPG.01 3 года назад +8

      So Alex is secretly writing the scripts for hollywood?

    • @Leotheleprachaun
      @Leotheleprachaun 3 года назад +12

      @@JPG.01 naw, just a guy tellin people all the secrets😂

    • @venompede5017
      @venompede5017 3 года назад +6

      If you only knew how bad things really are...

  • @klafsen
    @klafsen 3 года назад +155

    "This is the 1 way we are allowed by the lizards to win"
    -Dr. Strange

    • @GhostLink92
      @GhostLink92 2 года назад +6

      Damn that's actually probably what happened. Portal Thanos into space: melted. Portal his head or gauntlet off: melted.
      Strange probably thought that was coming from Thanos, but was the TVA intervening. Cause it's the only scenario where they have to get the stones back, thus leading to Loki grabbing the cube.

  • @albedo5455
    @albedo5455 3 года назад +990

    If Hulk hadn't dabbed in Endgame, he would have been melted.

    • @AsperTheGhost
      @AsperTheGhost 3 года назад +57

      The dab creates a Nexus event purely because it reaps in a tonne of money from all the cringe compilations Hulk is now a part of in the MCU's version of RUclips.

    • @Fargoth_Ur
      @Fargoth_Ur 3 года назад +84

      Thor would've been melted if he didn't play Fortnite.

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 3 года назад +4

      Why is everyone meming about melting?

    • @alexanderbaldwin1298
      @alexanderbaldwin1298 3 года назад +15

      That's the thing though.
      He never would've not dabbed. Because dabbing is what Hulk would've done in that situation, and only an external influence from something like, oh I dunno, a time Traveler would've changed that.

    • @ItzSadSanchez
      @ItzSadSanchez 3 года назад +10

      Nah it was just self aware cringe

  • @Indigo_Gaming
    @Indigo_Gaming 3 года назад +1111

    🎵 _It was the TVA all along..._ 🎵

    • @josh11735
      @josh11735 3 года назад +140

      And they melted Sparky too! D:

    • @metalmugen
      @metalmugen 3 года назад +18

      Sup, I love your content 🙏

    • @TheDataByteChannel
      @TheDataByteChannel 3 года назад +33

      @@josh11735 The TVA is worse than Agatha.
      I’m sorry, not changing my mind.

    • @theduxabides9274
      @theduxabides9274 3 года назад +23

      The Tennessee Valley Authority?

    • @RangerRobin0404
      @RangerRobin0404 3 года назад +18

      And they killed your beloved franchise too

  • @Batmans_Pet_Goldfish
    @Batmans_Pet_Goldfish 3 года назад +457

    All deleted scenes are canon now because of this. #JusticeForTheDon

    • @gax1337
      @gax1337 3 года назад +101

      holy shit, so now the deleted scene is real but captain marvel got melted after she abused the Don because she was not supposed to do that

    • @Batmans_Pet_Goldfish
      @Batmans_Pet_Goldfish 3 года назад +61

      @@gax1337 I guess that's the silver lining in all of this nonsense.

    • @VelvetIcematoro
      @VelvetIcematoro 3 года назад +48

      @@Batmans_Pet_Goldfish But then the Don would have been melted for not being abused!

    • @Zero_2500
      @Zero_2500 3 года назад +41

      @@VelvetIcematoro Nooooo! #doublejusticeforthedon you animals!

    • @davoodoo8042
      @davoodoo8042 3 года назад +8

      yay the psychopath captain marvel was melt...oh nvm.

  • @matthewmccrummen9687
    @matthewmccrummen9687 3 года назад +326

    If the cops weren't racist to Sam, they would've been melted.

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 3 года назад +34

      Time cops: "We are the good guys. We protect racism and natsi's. If they didn't think that way, we melt them!"

    • @ThriftEGaming
      @ThriftEGaming 3 года назад +31

      Falcon: "Do better."
      Politician Man: "Sorry bro. Time traveling inter-dimensional lizard people won't allow it."
      Falcon: "I'm black though."
      Politician Man: "Lizard people who use the Infinity Stones as paperweights melting our existence if we do literally anything better. Sorry."

    • @capthavic
      @capthavic 3 года назад +11

      Yeah it really is worse than a benevolent God simply allowing bad things to happen, these lizards are actively making them happen by not allowing any other outcome.

    • @OrganicWolf19
      @OrganicWolf19 2 года назад +2

      Falcon: "Well if I don't tell you random politician to do better, I'll get melted"

    • @felixjohnson3874
      @felixjohnson3874 11 месяцев назад +1

      If they weren't racist yo Sam, Sam would have been melted; they literally saved his life.

  • @LDT7564
    @LDT7564 3 года назад +119

    If Loki was well written, the writers would have been melted.

  • @jamesberntson9991
    @jamesberntson9991 3 года назад +280

    If the Star Destroyers knew which way was up, they would have all melted

    • @rockmanraiden6627
      @rockmanraiden6627 3 года назад +14

      The lizard people are the self inserts. David Ike was right.

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 3 года назад +21

      If Palpatism didn't melt himself by lighting, he would have been melted.

  • @soupycolumbo6977
    @soupycolumbo6977 3 года назад +399

    If the Iron Throne wasn't melted by Drogon, it would have been melted.

    • @micfail2
      @micfail2 3 года назад +7

      Underrated comment 🤣

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 3 года назад +25

      "I know now, why you cry. But it is something I can never do... Or I'd be melted."

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 3 года назад +12

      If Palpatism didn't melt himself by lighting, he would have been melted.

    • @smurfsareoppressed9584
      @smurfsareoppressed9584 3 года назад +4

      Bran would have melted them.

    • @SoWhosGae
      @SoWhosGae 3 года назад +3

      Fgs please stop making GoT references, it triggers my PTSD 😭

  • @frankbull1126
    @frankbull1126 3 года назад +444

    Fringy - "how hard is it not to write monsters?"
    With all these characters generally being self inserted characters it makes you wonder about the writers of this show and their morality. Then again if they were moral people they would have been melted

    • @bearistotle2820
      @bearistotle2820 3 года назад +39

      How can you be moral when you are unironically a total relativist?
      The badness of their art shows how crap their worldview is.

    • @soupycolumbo6977
      @soupycolumbo6977 3 года назад +26

      @@bearistotle2820 I'm unironically a total Meltivist

    • @bearistotle2820
      @bearistotle2820 3 года назад +20

      @@soupycolumbo6977
      Of course you are, otherwise you would be melted.

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 3 года назад +19

      @@bearistotle2820 This is new EFAP super meme...

    • @bearistotle2820
      @bearistotle2820 3 года назад +22

      @@Сайтамен
      It really is. Me and my sister have been constantly going back and forth with "they would've been melted" jokes. The mileage is nearly infinite.

  • @btn6
    @btn6 3 года назад +67

    Someone pointed this out in stream chat, and it deserves more notice. Steve and Tony were allowed to go back to the seventies to correct for losing the stone. But Loki was arrested because he wasn't allowed to take it. That means that the Avengers were somehow meant to irretrievably lose the stone in that lobby, but not to Loki.

  • @Emperor_Toxatine
    @Emperor_Toxatine 3 года назад +123

    Another thing I haven't seen mentioned is that in this "Sacred Timeline" thousands of people had to die in the first 2 avenger movies due to everything having to happen this way. Imagine you dodging debris from the Hulk in New York and then being melted for surviving. What a stupid stupid thing the writers did.

    • @menschman1464
      @menschman1464 3 года назад +32

      John Wilkes booth decides not to kill Lincoln: melted. Franz Ferdinand’s car doesn’t stop where it did and he and his wife don’t get shot: melted. Hitler goes to art school: melted. Stalin stays in clerical school and becomes a priest: melted. Mao falls off a bridge and drowns during the long March: melted. JFK ducks: melted. The planes on 9/11 all miss: melted. Thor successfully beheads thanos: melted. 🙌sacred timeline🙌

  • @speedyacorn2520
    @speedyacorn2520 3 года назад +537

    If MauLer hadn't seen TLJ he would've been melted

    • @jymjym7995
      @jymjym7995 3 года назад +46

      he had a meltdown while watching it instead

    • @ber_
      @ber_ 3 года назад +31

      It's basically jumpstarted his channel, so it was golden timeline.

    • @NiohArcadia
      @NiohArcadia 3 года назад +15

      He would've melted if he praised the TLJ as well

    • @TickleMeTner
      @TickleMeTner 3 года назад +10

      i’d like to thank the last jedi for introducing me to both mauler and wolf

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 3 года назад +10

      If Arnie didn't jump into the furnace at the end of Terminator 2, he'd have been melted.

  • @teomamalos
    @teomamalos 3 года назад +221

    So basically, CANONICALLY, there's no good/evil, innocent/guilty, right/wrong, just a linear script...I hadn't witnessed a franchise assasination ever since disney's star wars....

    • @bosaciousbagginocious7475
      @bosaciousbagginocious7475 3 года назад +39

      Basically, it’s all predetermined. Everyone is an actor acting out their given roles.

    • @teomamalos
      @teomamalos 3 года назад +28

      @@bosaciousbagginocious7475 It's revolting! An utter disregard to continuity, to character development, to story growth, to other writers previous works AND a giant F U to fans getting invested. And this was supposed to be badass Loki, not Waititi's clown Loki! Waste of money, time and a damn fine actor.

    • @warriorinagarden7573
      @warriorinagarden7573 3 года назад +7

      @@teomamalos on it's own, in it's own dedicated space, the concept is super interesting. But to shove it into a franchise as vast as the MCU? It ruins it.

    • @endlessidiocy8009
      @endlessidiocy8009 3 года назад +8

      Exactly. How do we know that Tony didn't sacrifice himself at the battle of New York but when he didn't donit the TVA melted him and reset over and over until he flew through the portal? For all we know it took 50 resets before he made the selfless decision. How is any character's development meaningful if we know that if they didn't develop in that exact way they would have been melted and reset until they did.

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 3 года назад +5

      This is almost worse than "The Timeless Child" from Doctor Who.
      I'd almost take a shitty, unneeded origin story over the reveal that literally all the actions of the heroes and villains are predetermined and what I've looked at all along was the 'approved' series of events.

  • @dunderminnet
    @dunderminnet 3 года назад +209

    >duck waddles and quacks when it should've quacked and waddled
    >gets sent to timecops for breaking timeline
    >mr duck how do you plead?
    >quack??

    • @Avaruusmurkku
      @Avaruusmurkku 3 года назад +24

      And then he was Melted.

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 3 года назад +25

      This whole gimmick is so stupid. Although it is funny to think how this fixes all the absences of other heroes...
      So if Captain Marvel came to defeat Ultron, Lizards would pooof her out and melt her. That's a funny image.
      Ultron: There are no strings on me...
      Captain Marvel walks in: You sure?
      Lizard TVA: No, no, no, cut! What is this bitch doing here? Get her out, poof, melt!😂😂

    • @coloneljak42_
      @coloneljak42_ 3 года назад

      @@valentinegonsalves7322 If Nick Fury had contacted Captain Marvel for any of the other emergencies, he would have been melted.

  • @zakuhtet3775
    @zakuhtet3775 3 года назад +257

    Thanos: *snaps half of the universe to dust, killing an unfathomable number of people*
    TVA: Sorry, Mr. Thanos. One of the person that got dusted is supposed to be alive.

    • @jameskeen3321
      @jameskeen3321 3 года назад +55

      If each person is 50/50 on survival/dusted then that means at least 2 to power of (however many living beings exists in the universe) universe must exist of which all but those with the correct tally get melted
      If you thought thanos was genocidal he wasn’t even scratching the surface these lizards are

    • @ygkemosabi8280
      @ygkemosabi8280 3 года назад +1

      @@jameskeen3321 they just delete variants, thanos deletes populations in multiple time verses. think he has them beat.
      As far as the time travel stuff goes its not as bad as you guys think, but they should be more clear, but yea everything else is pretty bad.
      When time started everything played out. Beginning to end (free will) and every different decision is a multiverse.
      The mcu is one timeline that has already ended, so they can go back and forth on the line. But we dont know how it plays out. and variants can change it.
      Dr. strange saw 14 million different options that they made in other multiverses were they failed but in this one they made the right choice so the time cops with always make the same choices play out. And in failed multiverses they will always make them fail. that is their job in a nutshell.

      But because the possibilities and multiverses are infinite and shit happens creating people that can fuck with time and thus a time cop organization gets created.
      They dictate their job is to make sure all the timelines stay as static as possible as to not fuck everything catastrophically.
      When something is off track they take the variant and run back time till the original makes the "proper" choice. and then deal with the variant.
      So yea i would assume they can reverse time and bring back their dead cops unless they explain how they are apart from time somehow later.
      as of now i would say their time rules are fine but their writing and character development is dog shit.

    • @Ancorarius_DeusExPodex
      @Ancorarius_DeusExPodex 3 года назад +26

      @@ygkemosabi8280 Interesting, everything you just said was wrong. Jokes aside, it's pointless to try applying logic on this show.
      There has to be a countable infinite number of TVA agents (since you can give each of them a number) but there is an uncountable infinite number of multiverses, if each decision (and even luck or rather the chaos formula) splits one in two.
      It's impossible for the TVA to monitor everything.

    • @ygkemosabi8280
      @ygkemosabi8280 3 года назад

      @@Ancorarius_DeusExPodex what? there can be 100 tva agents if their technology allows them to handle all the timelines?
      the tva doesnt monitor everything they monitor variants.... specifically when someone takes a infinity stone and creates a new branch... thats it. they try to come it and clip it before it establishes itself. thats it...

    • @Ancorarius_DeusExPodex
      @Ancorarius_DeusExPodex 3 года назад +15

      @@ygkemosabi8280 dude, there is no technology to do that. It's not just the infinity stones and all, it's any decision going against the "sacred timeline" which creates alternate multiverses.
      It's not possible for a finite amount of anything to monitor any amount of infinite stuff. As impossible for countable infinite to monitor uncountable infinite. Even with time travel, the multiverses get created "faster"/more frequently than they could ever correct them.

  • @VespoLiveGaming
    @VespoLiveGaming 3 года назад +314

    If George RR Martin actually finishes the next GOT novel, he'll be melted.

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 3 года назад +4

      Hmmmmmmm damn it

    • @timgiraud7591
      @timgiraud7591 3 года назад +8

      Pretty sure he already has been melted

    • @rollrcoastrbacon2725
      @rollrcoastrbacon2725 3 года назад +6

      If Jamie and Cersei didn’t screw in the tower, they would’ve been melted

    • @Tedphoenician
      @Tedphoenician 3 года назад +2

      @@timgiraud7591 Elden Ring, January 2022.

    • @kaladinstormblessed8790
      @kaladinstormblessed8790 3 года назад

      No, if Martin finishes the next GoT novel, the TVA would have to get involved

  • @noqualityassured5171
    @noqualityassured5171 3 года назад +280

    The Don had to smile to avoid getting melted. This is evidence that the Don is a good guy

    • @Theendman42
      @Theendman42 3 года назад +11

      Imagine someone was going to kill an innocent person…but then decided not too, they would get melted!

    • @jeggsonvohees2201
      @jeggsonvohees2201 3 года назад +16

      But can the Don truly be a good person if he has no free will?

    • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
      @EnsignRedshirtRicky 3 года назад +15

      @@jeggsonvohees2201 Exactly. That is just one of an infinite number of possible Dons. The smile had to be Donrific to not be melted.

    • @noqualityassured5171
      @noqualityassured5171 3 года назад +11

      @@jeggsonvohees2201 I believe the Don exists outside the existence of the Lizard people who live outside the existence of time and space, whatever that means

    • @SumThingFawful
      @SumThingFawful 3 года назад +5

      The Don saw the TVA were coming and took one for the team. I'm proud of him

  • @jdc6274
    @jdc6274 3 года назад +241

    If the Avengers hadn't eaten that Shawarma, then they would have been melted.

    • @thanatosdriver1938
      @thanatosdriver1938 3 года назад +22

      The shawarma shop owner had bribed the time cops for that one. Good to see that even in fiction, lobbying prevails

    • @WreckingWood
      @WreckingWood 3 года назад +4

      Captain America eats the Shawarma, but Thor doesn't.
      *LIZARDS REEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @reaemishi2278
      @reaemishi2278 3 года назад +3

      Conversely if Ellie had eaten a bigot sandwich, she would have been melted.

    • @yuannick9578
      @yuannick9578 3 года назад +1

      @@reaemishi2278 cute profile picture, where it from?

    • @reaemishi2278
      @reaemishi2278 3 года назад +1

      @@yuannick9578 Abigail Williams from the Fate series.

  • @rockbottom2822
    @rockbottom2822 3 года назад +186

    It is far, far worse:
    Thanos' "snap" randomly erased half the population in the universe. What if the "proper" timeline needed to have the exact persons to be erased but the snap is random, so they probably had to fix it a couple of trillion of times until the snap killed the people that were suppose to die for the sake of the timeline.

    • @seeingblind2
      @seeingblind2 3 года назад +43

      *shock and horrified in German*

    • @DillsyYourDaddy67
      @DillsyYourDaddy67 3 года назад +75

      It’s stuff like this that makes me think that no show should ever try and do a time travel story. The second you bring in time travel, you open the story up to so many plot holes and ridiculous points.

    • @anaccountforcommenting6651
      @anaccountforcommenting6651 3 года назад +29

      Holy fuck this is horrifying. Also it makes all the original Avengers surviving make more sense which is actually weak proof that you are right (tho lets be real its a total coincidence that it makes sense)

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 3 года назад +8

      Reminds me of (i think) e;r reviewing lis were he rewinds the chick jeeting hetself of the building over and over again.

    • @tuskinradar8688
      @tuskinradar8688 3 года назад +4

      Holy Lord thats such a catastrophe

  • @egor6849
    @egor6849 3 года назад +151

    The funny thing is that this show is basically a spit to the face of EFAP community in a meta sense. The show literally tries to deny the existence of objective writing quality.
    Writers just said : “ Everything we write is perfect, all those plot holes, contrivances, character assassinations etc. are not our fuck ups, it is how it’s supposed to be because space lizards said so.”
    So MCU is now basically every hack writer’s wet dream.
    P.S. Btw on the topic on character assassinations, they destroyed Loki by cramming his development in like 5 minutes instead of two full movies. They actually managed to assassinate a character with his own fucking arc. I didn’t even think you can do that but here we are, I guess millions of timelines, where Loki behaved like he should, were melted by space cops...

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 3 года назад +10

      Oh my God your right
      Holy fuck
      I
      I gotta say i would have a plot hole here then do that
      Like
      FUCK
      They really just ruined mcu by making surequinton was right
      Who needs character
      Or story
      Or reason
      Fuck
      You show

    • @rhydianbanner3590
      @rhydianbanner3590 3 года назад

      well tbf, he just suffered a humiliating defeat, learned that free will doesn't exist and that his future actions, which he cannot escape, indirectly cause the death of his mother, the destruction of asgard and that he ultimately dies being strangled like a rat. At the same time as being transported to a place where he has no powers (not even asgardian muscle fibres for some reason). That would definitely spark some rapid character development in me.
      I imagine the series is going to end with Loki sacrificing himself (himselves...) to restore free will to the universe which combined with the destruction of the infinity stones with thanos will lead to the reintroduction of a stable multiverse. Just in time for spidey

    • @SpFlash1523
      @SpFlash1523 Год назад +3

      ​​@@rhydianbanner3590 Spoiler Alert: None of that happens. Plus, didn't Loki say in Avengers 1 that, "Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that in your heart, you will know peace." So why is he so surprised and flabbergasted that he really doesn't have free will in this series? If anything, he should've had a plan or worst case scenario to escape what he already knew to be true, because Loki is not one who enjoys satisfaction, as it's not in his nature. Also Sylvie's powers in the TVA but Loki's doesn't, she was able to overpower and defeat multiple guards on her own and steal their weapons, but Loki isn't even able to resist restraint from two normal guards.

  • @Justin_Anvil
    @Justin_Anvil 3 года назад +73

    If Mauler had completed his 6 part analysis on TFA he would have been melted.

  • @aarteestmj4958
    @aarteestmj4958 3 года назад +169

    If Luke didn't alter the Batsuit to "fit a woman", he would have been melted.

  • @corebean976
    @corebean976 3 года назад +257

    If the chair didn’t stop caps shield it would’ve been melted

    • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic
      @OutsideTheTargetDemographic 3 года назад +22

      I like how this prove that the Chair was actually a character, not an inanimate object.

    • @benjamingrant5970
      @benjamingrant5970 3 года назад +17

      If the Dora Milaje weren't psychotic, spear happy lunatics, they would have been melted.

    • @zombiefinatic7033
      @zombiefinatic7033 3 года назад +12

      Holy shit mauler btfo'd of course Mishone and the rest of Wakanda had yo use spears in Black Panther! Otherwise they would have got melted! Checkmate film critics

    • @David_the_Psalmist
      @David_the_Psalmist 3 года назад +14

      If Gimli didn't want Frodo and Sam to die, he would have been melted.

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 3 года назад +1

      @@David_the_Psalmist pain

  • @Nemesis0921
    @Nemesis0921 3 года назад +253

    So wait is this why the Eternals didn't interfere, so they didn't get melted?
    Also I love how the Avengers were meant to time travel and steal the gems but it was that very event that caused Loki to get his hands on the tesseract which was a crime against time according to the TVA

    • @lordofthepizzapie9319
      @lordofthepizzapie9319 3 года назад +26

      "Oh no, I've gone cross-eyed"
      - Austbo Shaggins

    • @fernandosimon5621
      @fernandosimon5621 3 года назад +4

      TVAception

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 3 года назад +3

      In the canon of those timelines, the stones the Avengers took were returned in a matter of milliseconds. They didn’t actually commit any crimes against time. Obviously Loki stealing the Tesseract was something that had to be dealt with.

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 3 года назад +3

      Can someone explain to me what is going on in the MCU now?
      I don't get it anymore! 😣
      What a cluster FACK!

    • @Nemesis0921
      @Nemesis0921 3 года назад +22

      @@thefilmwatcher1302 the problem isn't the Avengers messing with time the problem is Loki got the tesseract because the Avengers messed with time which the TVA allowed them to do.
      Remember these people can see the past present and future so if they would've seen the Avengers messing with time and allowed it they would've seen Loki getting the tesseract.

  • @Daily_Bassist
    @Daily_Bassist 3 года назад +125

    Unironically, I’d rather live under Palpatine than the TVA.

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 3 года назад +18

      Palps may execute you for stepping outta line if you do it in front of him or its something important otherwise the empire officials seem to have huge liberties with their planning.
      TVA "ohh you should've dropped that cofee, *MELTED* "

    • @SpFlash1523
      @SpFlash1523 Год назад +3

      Same.

  • @alialmuhanna4938
    @alialmuhanna4938 3 года назад +59

    Speaking of WandaVision, I was thinking about this yesterday:
    1- Imagine a woman walks into your house with multiple guns, and she demands that you assist her in acting out her fantasy of having a peaceful life in the suburbs with her loving husband and adorable children, and anytime you go against the fantasy, she pulls out her gun and points it at you. Now imagine that the police are surrounding the house, trying to get you and your family to safety as they deal with this insane woman; she walks out and tells the police that “I’m not the one with all the guns !” And it turns out, this woman was traumatized by the loss of all her family members and her lover. Please tell me, with a straight face, that this is NOT a woman who is deeply disturbed and needs to either be arrested or killed if she doesn’t give up her insane fantasy and her hold of you and your family.
    2- What I described above perfectly applies to WandaVision. She’s the villain of the show; no question about it. Agetha is the “antagonist”, which is NOT the same as a villain; Thanos was the “protagonist” of Infinity War, yet he was still the villain of the movie. Michael Corleone is the protagonist of The Godfather 2, yet he is a villain; director Francis Ford Coppola put it best: “I made Michael into a monster and people still cheer for him.”
    3- Had they writers actually made Wanda the all out villain of the show, that might have been compelling, but they didn’t; they made her into a whiney monster “Wah wah my family is dead and I’m depressed and I’m gonna enslave all these people to live out my fantasy ! But wait, I’m gonna SACRIFICE my FANTASY (which was never real) by letting go of the innocent peopl I’ve enslaved ! I’m such a good person, aren’t I ?!!” And she looks at you with crazy girlfriend eyes.

  • @MisterLindsay
    @MisterLindsay 3 года назад +107

    "Et tu, Brute?"
    "Yes, or I'd be melted."
    EDIT: Goddamit, TO0COOL! I saw your message scroll by in chat after I posted this mid-rewatch.

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 3 года назад +29

      "why did you reject me from art school?"
      "you see adolf, if we didn't we'd be melted"

    • @dimas3829
      @dimas3829 3 года назад +3

      @@matthiuskoenig3378 jew cries as he beats you cause he knows that he'd otherwise be melted.

    • @apocryphicdeath
      @apocryphicdeath 3 года назад +4

      Poor Caesar, if he hadn't waged a years long civil war against the legitimate Republican government and destroyed the very fundamentals of their government, he would've been melted.

  • @annatardlordofderps9181
    @annatardlordofderps9181 3 года назад +214

    The Time Cops
    Strengths:
    Knows everything that has ever happened
    Knows everything that ever will happen
    Has a buton that turns people to goo
    Weaknesses:
    Fire

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 3 года назад +33

      "We know everything and can do anything because we control time."
      Oh, so you're Omnipotent? You're literally gods
      "Uh, I mean, we're weak to fire..."
      😑

    • @argentcosmonautmobile5672
      @argentcosmonautmobile5672 3 года назад +19

      "Yeah! Everybody's weakness is fire"
      -Robot Chicken Batman

    • @JoeSyxpack
      @JoeSyxpack 3 года назад +6

      Also don't know what fish are.

    • @superjlk_9538
      @superjlk_9538 3 года назад +9

      I still don’t understand how they can’t stop their people from dying after knowing they’re going to die. Can’t they go back in time a few minutes or is that against the time lords since they decided it was supposed to happen? This show doesn’t even fit with its own logic

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 3 года назад +2

      I mean.
      They clearly don’t know everything.
      They’re struggling to find the rogue time traveler.

  • @swarmX
    @swarmX 3 года назад +137

    its funny how closely the MCU is following the marvel comics trajectory of gaining fan adoration, and inevitably shitting it all away for bad jokes, and woke points.

    • @fka322
      @fka322 3 года назад +38

      In record time, no less.

    • @CptnCardboard
      @CptnCardboard 3 года назад +33

      So, so true. Time travel and multiversal nonsense killed the stakes and investment for the comics as well, a total timeline reset a la the Ultimate series (kinda) is almost inevitable.

    • @onnixcarmichele3911
      @onnixcarmichele3911 3 года назад +29

      Aydin Paladin predicted that would happen a couple of years ago. Looks like her predictions are coming true lol

    • @MoffatLee
      @MoffatLee 3 года назад +20

      @@CptnCardboard And of course the timeline reset drains alot of interest by itself because people don't want to see Spiderman Origin Story: Take 25 but with Rhino (milk) as the villain.

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 3 года назад +2

      @@MoffatLee played by trap jay...i need to see "spiderman 1:25 the quest for rhino milk"

  • @natanabrham9394
    @natanabrham9394 3 года назад +54

    If Tony didn't say "I'm iron man" before he snapped, he would have been melted

    • @alesin1992
      @alesin1992 2 года назад +1

      If Tony didn't sat "I am Iron Man" in the press conference he would have been melted.

  • @wumboooooo
    @wumboooooo 3 года назад +65

    With regards to Loki's apparently being wrong for picking up the Tesseract according to the TVA, the EFAP crew's criticism of that is how, what else was he supposed to do? That's his character, that's his goals, especially right after Avengers. So it makes total sense that he would've taken it. And I would 100% agree with that.
    What makes it even worse though is when you realize that the TVA, through the lizard gods, dictate what happens in the universe right? Anything differing from their ideals gets you melted. So not only does it mean that any choice made by anyone is irrelevant and predetermined, but so is your character itself. Loki's life was dictated by the TVA. His feelings of neglect and resentment that led him to the villain we see in Thor and the Avengers was decided by the TVA. Him desiring power through the Tesseract was decided by the TVA. So when he takes the Tesseract, they say it's wrong and if Mobius didn't save Loki in the courtroom, he would've been melted for it. The TVA set him up to fail. They contradict their own decisions. Good job show.

  • @jericho7173
    @jericho7173 3 года назад +174

    If Rian Johnson didn't ruin star wars, he would have been melted.

    • @M62003
      @M62003 3 года назад +37

      If George Lucas hadn't sold Star wars, he would've melted.

    • @BalrogUdun
      @BalrogUdun 3 года назад +21

      If Rian Johnson had made a good movie the world would have been melted

    • @Darkness1984
      @Darkness1984 3 года назад +5

      Lucas ruined it way before Johnson.

    • @tuhinhazarika5186
      @tuhinhazarika5186 3 года назад +4

      I was on life support, Rian pulled the plug.

    • @georgelucas2571
      @georgelucas2571 3 года назад +5

      @@Darkness1984 Never have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.

  • @redbigun
    @redbigun 3 года назад +129

    At this point, MCU fanboys will clap at anything because it exists in the MCU.

    • @bobcartwright7476
      @bobcartwright7476 3 года назад +24

      You make them sound like "real" Star Wars fans.

    • @christopherjones5446
      @christopherjones5446 3 года назад +16

      I image MCU fanboys have never read a Marvel comic. Or read at all.

    • @kelp7060
      @kelp7060 3 года назад +4

      @@bobcartwright7476 He didn't say "real", he just said fanboys, who are made fun of all the time for making stupid defenses all the time over all media. And do you not agree when the writers write something as ridiculous as what they introduced in Loki and these fans don't question it?

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 3 года назад +2

      @@christopherjones5446 Why spending your life reading thousands of comics when the movies have different plot?

    • @MrFallenone
      @MrFallenone 3 года назад +3

      If they didn't ... They would be melted.

  • @axson8
    @axson8 3 года назад +90

    After Rags finished watching the show he went over to the fridge and saw that his snow melted.

  • @alfredvickers4054
    @alfredvickers4054 3 года назад +93

    If Howard Stark wasn't a distant or absent father to Tony, he would have been melted. If Loki hadn't killed Coulson, he would have been melted. If Thor had not chosen to become a pathetic overweight alcoholic, he would have been melted. No one is responsible for anything anymore. No one should be mad at anyone else anymore for any reason, because it is not their fault. Then again, if the TVA wants someone to hate someone else, they will be melted if they don't. Because things will play out a certain way no matter what and there's no changing it, no one is actually making his own decisions. It's all meaningless. So there's no reason to feel anything for any Marvel product ever again. Apathy kills franchises, so good job, Marvel!

    • @justynpryce
      @justynpryce 3 года назад

      Isn't that the point of the show, to introduce the villain that the TVA is? I can't tell if most people's takes on this are satire or if they are actually brain dead. Clearly, the TVA is the bad guy who needs to be stopped. Am I wrong about this?

    • @alfredvickers4054
      @alfredvickers4054 3 года назад +17

      @@justynpryce The point is that retroactively there were never any stakes because the space lizards made sure that everything happened a certain way, even if it might be against people's wills. So choosing to be a hero or villain, and any betrayal or self-sacrifice, is sapped of all meaning. Maybe Tony refused to die countless times so the TVA could have continuously reset the scene or outright threatened him until he did what they demanded. What if Thanos didn't actually want to harm people across the universe but they mind-controlled him to have history play out how the space lizards demanded? It retroactively makes all characterization, events, and themes meaningless. The point is that it ruins the MCU.

    • @2ndlegend125
      @2ndlegend125 3 года назад +7

      @@justynpryce the crew responded to a question like this. Even if they kill the evil space lizards at the end, it has already ruined the story of everything that came before. Any choice a character makes isnt them making that choice but the space lizards melting and resetting the timeline every time they didnt make that specific descision. Tony could have not sacrificed himself 20 times and each time he was melted and the timeline reset until he does. There could have been 20 times John Walker didn't decapitate that terrorist guy but he was melted everytime he showed mercy until he chose to kill him. The only way they can solve this is by making it all a dream or the rules are a lie but thats unlikely.

    • @justynpryce
      @justynpryce 3 года назад

      @@2ndlegend125 The thing about that is they're 'fixing' time "for all time. Always" iirc. Meaning people have free will at any point in time. If the space lizards go away then the only timeline that's actually been affected by anything they have done is the so-called "Sacred Timeline." Everything in Multiverse of Madness, for example, still has the capacity to do all the interesting stuff it wanted to, plus after that point all decisions would be free will. And while it was not fully free will, I'm pretty sure the sacred timeline is still the most likely one, otherwise it would probably be way too cumbersome to keep things that way. But this is all honestly just a guess lmao, we'll see what the show does over the next 5 weeks. Predictions are what fucked over WandaVision for a lot of people anyway, I shouldn't get myself too excited, nor try too hard to understand how time travel works until they explain it.
      Edited twice for wording

    • @justynpryce
      @justynpryce 3 года назад

      @@alfredvickers4054 I see what you're saying, but I think that's going beyond what the TVA is actually shown to do. Everything from here is mostly speculation, but entirely based on what I've seen from the show so far. If it turns out different than I expect then I concede that I'm wrong.
      The TVA doesn't convince or force someone to take actions, the TVA resets the timeline until they do the "correct" action. Because of that, I don't think the characteristics of the heros or villains can change too far beyond their original moral compass, otherwise that would be a bit too much work. As they'd constantly have to go back and fix how Thanos isn't deciding to wipe out half the universe, over and over again. Rather than fixing it only once every now and then, when a "rogue" thanos decides not to. This could be wrong tho, so I'm definitely open minded. Really what I'm getting at is the MCU isn't confined to the first thing that comes to mind as to what they're gonna do with the show. There's a lot of ways out of it. But alas, at the end of the day it's still super guy hits bad guy hooray story over, with a deeper message about the human condition blah blah blah. I enjoy piecing the story together before it's entirely come along, so I'm predisposed to thinking how something could work as to how something could go wrong. So no hard feelings or anything :)

  • @headmetwall
    @headmetwall 3 года назад +52

    'Big man in a suit of Armour, take it off and what are you?'
    'Melted'
    (If I didn't make this comment I would've been melted)

    • @Some_Idiot_Online
      @Some_Idiot_Online 3 года назад +7

      melted for pointing out you would've been melted

    • @Leotheleprachaun
      @Leotheleprachaun 2 года назад +1

      If you did the timestamps for this episode like usual, you'd've been melted.

  • @TheShadowOfHumanity
    @TheShadowOfHumanity 3 года назад +66

    Thanos: Ya know my planet got screwed bad but maybe I should try to dedicate my life to being a good person and helping humanity out so they dont go through the same thing my people did.
    *Timecops appear and melt him*
    Timecops:No you are supposed to be evil and stupid. Lets try again

  • @Zjackel17
    @Zjackel17 3 года назад +152

    "Sorry bud, you sneezed a second too early. Time to be melted."
    "Please no, I have a family!"
    "Don't worry, they'll be melted for reacting a second early too."

    • @rockmanraiden6627
      @rockmanraiden6627 3 года назад +11

      Cole: Did you say FAMILY?

    • @samnope7344
      @samnope7344 3 года назад +7

      Dominic Torretto: "I don't get melted, I got family"

  • @djdeadbeat4380
    @djdeadbeat4380 3 года назад +180

    If I hadn’t noticed this was streamed yesterday, I would have been melted

    • @herrikudo
      @herrikudo 3 года назад

      Which episode is the melted meme from?

    • @djdeadbeat4380
      @djdeadbeat4380 3 года назад +2

      @@herrikudo it’s from this very video when it was streamed live yesterday

    • @dkimandi
      @dkimandi 3 года назад

      @@djdeadbeat4380 it was streamed today

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 3 года назад +2

      I got no notification :( was it really live?

    • @dkimandi
      @dkimandi 3 года назад +2

      @@sparkypack yes

  • @malachiconstant2756
    @malachiconstant2756 3 года назад +32

    If Daenerys Targaryen hadn’t melted those children, the time lizards would have melted those children.

  • @Party_Almsivi
    @Party_Almsivi 3 года назад +62

    If a portion of chat didn’t act in desperate defense of every poorly written, spectacle-laden trash show coming out, they’d be melted.

    • @Dunmerdog
      @Dunmerdog 3 года назад

      fucken lync price

    • @albedo5455
      @albedo5455 3 года назад +2

      But... but... it's not woke

  • @pat_back
    @pat_back 3 года назад +65

    I love that Mauler instinctively drives on the left

  • @notsae66
    @notsae66 3 года назад +177

    Holy shit, this is literally the single worst bit of world building I have ever seen. This not only ruins the MCU going forward, it retroactively ruins everything that has ever happened. This is utterly catastrophic, and makes absolutely everything less than pointless and completely and utterly ruins any possibility of anything good ever happening. With this single piece of writing, the setting is dead with no possibility of recovery so long as it exists.

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 3 года назад +61

      Rian Johnson:
      "I'm gonna make Hyperspace ramming a thing. Noone will ever top me in breaking the universe with a single action."
      Writers for Loki:
      "Wanna bet?"

    • @enzobenzo09
      @enzobenzo09 3 года назад +4

      🤓

    • @notsae66
      @notsae66 3 года назад +42

      This is so incredibly heinous and arbitrary. They have decided they want time to go a certain arbitrary way, and are manually editing history to make it happen that way by deleting every timeline that doesn't go the way they want. This is horrifically evil and absurd; for example, everytime you flip a coin their is a a fifty percent chance they kill you and the entire timeline. If they want it to land on heads, and in your timeline it lands on tails, they kill the timeline. That is the level of absurd micromanaging they are stated to be operating on, and the immense level of horrific evil that is their standard operating procedures. We are talking about universal genocide on a literal second by second basis, it is basically impossible to be more evil than that. This group being presented as heroes are literally the single most evil entities in the entire series, and one of the most evil in all fiction ever. In fact, there is no _other_ evil in the entire series nor any good because these utterly malevolent entities are deciding each and every action and murdering everyone who steps out of line; no one is responsible for their actions, because these malicious creatures forced them to take the path they took. Every murder, every r a p e, every atrocity in general is the fault of the TVA and the TVA alone.

    • @superjlk_9538
      @superjlk_9538 3 года назад +2

      @@notsae66 I think the end of the show will establish a new policy for the TVA and we will see the multiverse start to flourish like the way it’s supposed to. It never should have been like it is right now, but the only way I see this show moving forward is with the TVA realizing they are evil

    • @notsae66
      @notsae66 3 года назад +28

      @@superjlk_9538 Even if that does happen, and I don't really think the writers are self aware and intelligent enough for that, it's still too late. The existence of this order, even if it comes to an end, ruins absolutely everything that has ever happened. They are literally the source and cause of all evil, and they are being unironically presented as the good guys. This is literally worse than if Hydra got full control of everything, because at least they wouldn't be murdering trillions over a coin toss and forcing r a p e and murder to happen despite the wishes of everyone (including the aggressor) involved. There is no recovering from this, unless they completely decanonise this show and cancel it right now, the MCU is irrevocably dead.

  • @carmanstriker1853
    @carmanstriker1853 3 года назад +105

    So Hitler wasn't REALLY a bad guy in the MCU. Any timeline in which he didn't start the Holocaust, the Time Lizards melted him until he eventually did. The Time Lizards sure are mysterious and cool amirightguys?

    • @SirSadness
      @SirSadness 3 года назад +2

      What?
      Just because the keepers let Hitler do all that doesn't mean he wasn't bad. Look at Thanos, he killed half of the universe.

    • @jakzine540
      @jakzine540 3 года назад +30

      @@SirSadness It wasn't that the LET him do it, it's that they MADE him do it. They made Thanos do it. They make all the suffering in the universe happen.

  • @AdonanS
    @AdonanS 3 года назад +41

    TVA: Sorry, Osborn, but you were supposed to be outted by your board of directors. As a variant, you're sentenced to death."
    Osborn: "You can't do this to me...YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!"

    • @jackobrien47
      @jackobrien47 3 года назад +4

      He built this company

    • @GatGabit
      @GatGabit 3 года назад +6

      And if he hadn't been a bit of a scientist, he would have been melted.

  • @nickcockroach
    @nickcockroach 3 года назад +81

    I bet the next Spidey movie will totally contradict all that timeline/multiverse crap, further confusing the viewer. And it's such a shame.
    Can't imagine how it can be fixed even in the upcoming "What If...?" series. They'll probably just ignore that shit 'cause they don't care about consistency and cohesion, so anything goes.

    • @____uncompetative
      @____uncompetative 3 года назад +3

      Loki kills baby Thanos preventing the timeline in which the Lizards evolve into being gain mastery over time and space and employ Nazis.

    • @TrueGamer22887
      @TrueGamer22887 3 года назад +9

      Are people so anti marvel now they that Havnt considered there’s more to the tva than what the organization is telling everyone lmao

    • @yahhah3027
      @yahhah3027 3 года назад

      My guess us that Loki will restore free will and that is what kickstarts the multiverse stuff and explains why no multiverse shit has happened before this point in time.

    • @mightypingas2108
      @mightypingas2108 3 года назад +9

      @@TrueGamer22887 again, strictly from a writing/world building standpoint they're terrible. They control time and decide fate. Everything is predetermined (which is boring) and makes the movies seem pointless and small. Sorry champ, its a poorly written concept. That's just scratching the surface of why its awful. But you're probably a consumer drone so who cares just consume next product, right?

    • @TrueGamer22887
      @TrueGamer22887 3 года назад

      Mighty Pingas know what’s crazy? Imagine they don’t actually control time and decide fate and you just take everything told to you at face value like a good little crying manchild that has 0 critical thinking skills beyond crying whenever a gay or black person appears in a multi billion dollar Disney product , I’m the drone huh? And why did you say again when this is your first comment are you on the A spectrum?

  • @ZontarDow
    @ZontarDow 3 года назад +88

    If there's an agency that keeps things from diverging in the timeline from their plan or whatever, how can Marvel's What If series even be a thing?

    • @dkimandi
      @dkimandi 3 года назад

      @@alexanderbaldwin1298 how do you know that, is that in the comics or what

    • @nachoprime9649
      @nachoprime9649 3 года назад +10

      @@alexanderbaldwin1298 what if is confirmed to be in the mcu

    • @chrissullivan6403
      @chrissullivan6403 3 года назад +34

      Each episode ends with the time cops melting everyone.

    • @smugalice6206
      @smugalice6206 3 года назад +1

      I’m so glad I’m not the only one who realized that.

    • @superjlk_9538
      @superjlk_9538 3 года назад +1

      Either time cops show up at the end of each episode to mess it up or the time cops realize they are evil and/or the TVA gets shut down resulting in a flourishing of the multiverse which leads to the next multiverse war. I think that’s where they are headed

  • @annatardlordofderps9181
    @annatardlordofderps9181 3 года назад +354

    I find the idea that the Soul Stone isnt actually granted by the universe as an acknowledgment of your sacrifice but is kind of just placed into the persons hand from one of the time patrollers during stopped time, kind of funny.
    But the show completely and totally destroys all concept of risk and emotion in the show because it was always going to happen, if it were supposed to happen another way the patrollers would reset it.
    You cant even say the acting in the MCU is good, that's just _how_ the characters were going to react.
    Tony swallowing his anger near the end of Civil War and forgiving Bucky? EFFFF THAT! Get melted. Try again.
    Quill putting aside his sorrow for the greater good during the Thanos fight in Infinity War? Melted, try again.
    Such a terrible show. This show should be snapped.

    • @superjlk_9538
      @superjlk_9538 3 года назад +42

      How do the future What If shows even work then? They’d just be melted

    • @alexanderbaldwin1298
      @alexanderbaldwin1298 3 года назад +5

      Why are people so bent out of shape that their headcannons aren't possible?
      It seems pretty obvious that these divergences only stem from people messing with time or being affected by people messing with time, like Loki.
      Why weren't you guys bent out of shape when Dr. Strange said there was only one timeline that works, but are now? Tf?

    • @joshuabuckle1216
      @joshuabuckle1216 3 года назад +60

      @@alexanderbaldwin1298 dude have you not seen EFAP before? The utter nonsense of the Ancient Ones explanation of diverging timelines was critizied in depth.

    • @anaccountforcommenting6651
      @anaccountforcommenting6651 3 года назад +32

      @@alexanderbaldwin1298 wasn't there some stupid line about "uprising? Get melted, late for job? Better believe you get melted"

    • @annatardlordofderps9181
      @annatardlordofderps9181 3 года назад +61

      @@alexanderbaldwin1298 Besides _certain_ people messing with time, that's fine, its "part of the plan." But when those very same people messing with time ends up *causing* the divergence its Lokis' fault for doing exactly what Loki would have done in the position hes in?
      The "plan" itself is broken.

  • @kreese-yi2nb
    @kreese-yi2nb 3 года назад +39

    Great stream overall, Anna didn't fall asleep mid-sentence, thank you!
    Now get melted.

  • @corruptangel6793
    @corruptangel6793 3 года назад +43

    The writers just made an omniscient and omnipotent faction but they have no idea what those two words mean.

    • @andrewconrad2859
      @andrewconrad2859 3 года назад +3

      they likely think both words mean "um, like, someone who eats meat, fish, AND, like, vegetables too..."

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 3 года назад +3

      This is the max power you could have without becoming 100% incoherent, dominion of time and space while sitting in your own closed of fortress, being able to dictate reality etc.

    • @LegacyComics100
      @LegacyComics100 2 года назад

      Let’s not forget that they’re Human variants with no powers, or guns just sticks and they have prune not only every branching event on earth, but every single planet in the universe which is impossible because it’s like what Owlman says.
      “Every decision we make is meaningless because somewhere, on a parallel Earth, we have already made the opposite choice.”
      No wonder why the TVA headquarters looks so empty and boring.

  • @Tibasu
    @Tibasu 3 года назад +41

    "He wasn't human, thus doesn't know what a fish is."
    Brilliant argument. EFAP has been destroyed.

    • @Robert_10203
      @Robert_10203 3 года назад

      This "fish" thing isn't really a problem for me. Universe is big, time is even bigger - lots of planets where fishes don't exists, lot of time for Earth where fishes dosen't exisxt. Why everyone in TVA should know some random animal group from Earth? For me bigger problems is that they know a lot about XXI - it should be tiny spec of their knowlage and yet they know a lot. Maybe this division is resposoible for this timeframe and location, but that need to be explained in next episodes.

  • @joshuac5537
    @joshuac5537 3 года назад +34

    If the Grandmaster hadn’t pardoned that guy from life with the melting stick, he would’ve been melted

  • @thepaladin4335
    @thepaladin4335 3 года назад +165

    So fck it, Captain America should’ve been melted when he decided to stay back and live his life with Peggy or go back in general since the removal of the infinity stones from certain points in time is inconsequential. And that means Thanos was meant to kill half the universe but if that’s the case, why is it allowed to be undone 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @joshuabuckle1216
      @joshuabuckle1216 3 года назад +21

      Alternatively, if Cap tried to do anything other than lead a quiet life with Peggy, he would have been melted.
      Edit: replaced "white" with quiet, the word I meant.

    • @moomoo924
      @moomoo924 3 года назад +3

      Reasons. Duh..

    • @lazy7789
      @lazy7789 3 года назад +1

      Joker: because it’s all part of the plan

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 3 года назад +2

      @@lazy7789 Cap is not someone who is loved. (Clap) He’s an idea!

    • @true_battlemaster8704
      @true_battlemaster8704 3 года назад +1

      "So that others can become the best versions of themselves"

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 3 года назад +112

    If MauLer played any game but Simpsons Hit & Run, he’d have melted!

    • @yaboiportch
      @yaboiportch 3 года назад +7

      Are you saying that if MauLer played Viewtiful Joe on stream, space lizards would melt him??

  • @ThatGuy-bp1ll
    @ThatGuy-bp1ll 3 года назад +27

    Cinematic Venom had to say that Gimli hated Frodo or else he would have been melted.

  • @reeseatwater2725
    @reeseatwater2725 3 года назад +32

    If Captain Marvel smiled for The Don she would have been melted

  • @thuglifebear5256
    @thuglifebear5256 3 года назад +36

    "Dr. Strange is going to be built off the foundations set by WandaVision, and the Loki TV shows..."

  • @fernandosimon5621
    @fernandosimon5621 3 года назад +52

    So Thanos was never really a threat cause if he were to win in Endgame our Lizard Overlords would have vaporized him.
    Making the entire Infinity Saga pointless.
    Great.
    Awesome.
    Fuuuuuuuuck!

    • @spiderdalorian5666
      @spiderdalorian5666 3 года назад +2

      That wasn't he point of the show at all

    • @Zathren
      @Zathren 3 года назад +4

      @@spiderdalorian5666 You're wrong.
      Isn't it awesome to just state something and not have to back it up in any way?

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 3 года назад +1

      The story is now written in universe people arent persons but actors being safescummed into saying the right line

  • @MistbornTaylor
    @MistbornTaylor 3 года назад +59

    I find it so hilarious that every stupid action a character takes is only done so because the time cops are constantly melting the characters until they do the very specific action.

  • @Ostentatiousnessness
    @Ostentatiousnessness 3 года назад +23

    Loki is actually quite an achievement. I’m not sure that any single instalment has ever been so effective at nuking an entire franchise before this.

  • @alonivercuthalion9902
    @alonivercuthalion9902 3 года назад +42

    If Wolf hadn't left EFAP, he would have been melted.

    • @bliczb8772
      @bliczb8772 3 года назад

      Don't make it any more sad then it already is.
      Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for Wolf, and I'm glad decisions he took turned out good for him. I just... Wish things would pan out differently,

    • @alonivercuthalion9902
      @alonivercuthalion9902 3 года назад

      @@bliczb8772 Oh dude, I'm in the same boat, I got super depressed when he dropped his good ye video. It killed me on his last episode... I want him back so bad. He doesn't have to make videos but I miss hearing his voice on EFAP, and I would have loved to see his rage on episode 93.

  • @bobcartwright7476
    @bobcartwright7476 3 года назад +69

    If the time travel in End Game is meant to happen, then Loki's escape is no more a variant than Cap and Tony's further jaunt to the 1970's.

    • @mr.barcode3186
      @mr.barcode3186 3 года назад +13

      You gotta love how the "writers" tried to handwave that by saying they were supposed to time-travel even though Loki's escape was entirely their fault.
      You also gotta love how they ignored that Steve actually did the most damage between inadvertently revealing Hydra to his past self, and stealing Peggy from whoever her husband was.

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 3 года назад +4

      Cap is the biggest variant of all because not only he went to 1970, he also decided to enjoy himself with Peggy in the past without regarding about the timeline.

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 3 года назад +11

      @@mr.barcode3186 The last 4 minutes in Endgame managed to destroyed the entire Steve-Bucky friendship throughout the saga.

    • @superjlk_9538
      @superjlk_9538 3 года назад +4

      @@mr.barcode3186 Loki escaping literally didn’t even make the timeline diverge. Seconds earlier CAPTAIN AMERICA LITERALLY REVEALED HE WAS A FAKE HYDRA AGENT. That’s a massive change in the timeline. Was that supposed to happen? That timeline obviously was not the correct prime timeline so is it only okay because the characters who messed it up needed to go back to their present to continue the correct timeline? That doesn’t really make any sense at all

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 3 года назад +3

      On the plus side, now you don't have to explain why Endgame completely fucked the MCU universe, you now have definitive proof of it

  • @Mr.Praetor
    @Mr.Praetor 3 года назад +122

    If Mauler had not posted this stream, he would have been melted.

    • @DaKdawg
      @DaKdawg 3 года назад

      If they hadn't gone over 2 hours they would have been melted.

  • @dawn2891
    @dawn2891 3 года назад +36

    So Loki’s logic is working off the concepts of parallel universes in witch every universe can exist separately from one another based on one variant difference from one another. Which means they’re infinitely being created all the time.
    So dude who’s late for work can create a new one by being late early or just not going to work. Bam three different timelines.
    Which means definitively Hulk had to dab and all other variants of Hulk not dabbing were all melted.

  • @samzilla567
    @samzilla567 3 года назад +35

    So is "X would have been melted if they didn't do Y" the new "No one's ever really gone"?

    • @apocryphicdeath
      @apocryphicdeath 3 года назад +9

      **bane voice** Of course!

    • @Unknown-hb3id
      @Unknown-hb3id 3 года назад +11

      Mayhaps nobody is ever really gone BECAUSE they would've been melted if they were gone!
      "Don't die or we'll kill you!"

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 3 года назад +4

      If it wasnt it would've been *MELTED*

  • @Hioloi
    @Hioloi 3 года назад +27

    If MundaneMatt didn't collect boulders with his kid, he would've been melted.

  • @-Azure.EXE-
    @-Azure.EXE- 3 года назад +31

    How does it feel watching your favorite franchise crash and melt.
    Gets melted for not say it feels great.

    • @eldon9735
      @eldon9735 3 года назад +2

      @Sara Sato They would've melted Mao until he starved the 50 million, so in actuality Mao is a tragic, unwitting pawn. Checkmate capitalist

  • @stevesamuals2651
    @stevesamuals2651 3 года назад +40

    So, let me see if I can get this straight.
    A group of time masters (who essentially act as more active varients of the watcher) have written the entire history of time, and if anything goes against that work, they delete it from existence.
    MEANING, nothing in the MCU had any stakes, development, or tention, because it was all pre planned from the beginning, and could be corrected within minutes. PLUS, it means the infinity stones are mere trinkets that are rendered useless by the main timeline, and are essentially worthless compared to this main timeline (which is essentially the book of fate done worse).

    • @lampad4549
      @lampad4549 3 года назад

      Not really. There are still stakes involved. Battling against or having cosmic entities affect your decision doesn't remove those stakes as it still intills that aspect of helplessness or battling against something greater, your thought process implies that anything with cosmic elements inherently detracts the stakes meaning that all lovecraft horror has no stakes.

    • @sammydray5919
      @sammydray5919 3 года назад +14

      @@lampad4549 It does though because if the actions deviate from the pre determined timeline then they get melted and the timeline is reset unless the "correct" actions are taken. This episode quite literally destroys all stakes MCU ever had or will have and completely destroys the element of choice our characters would have had because everything is pre determined

    • @wwyd4akb
      @wwyd4akb 3 года назад +13

      @@lampad4549 The Time police control EVERYTHING. There is no apparent limit to the amount of precision the "plan" has, ergo there are no stakes as everything is guaranteed to turn out as it will. This is not the same as incredibly powerful entities, this is an agency of omniscient and omnipresent supergods that enforce absolute adherence to a cosmic script. This script allows no freedom of will or character, you will do as is needed or we will melt you and/or reset time until you do.
      Lovecraft has nothing on the monstrosity these writers have birthed.

    • @stevesamuals2651
      @stevesamuals2651 3 года назад

      @@lampad4549 you're correct, Lovecraft horror has no stakes, because the entirety exists outside of our existence. Meaning, the only way to kill the creature, is to kill them with their OWN rules in their OWN reality.
      Humans can't kill things that don't die by our own rules, meaning Lovecraft monsters have no stakes. The only reason they "die" is because they have to exist in the reality humans exist in.

  • @kishiepsilon5395
    @kishiepsilon5395 3 года назад +31

    if harry osborn's face had melted differently after peter threw his bomb back at him in spiderman 3, he would have been melted.

  • @slayer01madness83
    @slayer01madness83 3 года назад +20

    Disney: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST CONSUME PRODUCT AND THEN GET EXCITED FOR NEXT PRODUCT

    • @andrewconrad2859
      @andrewconrad2859 3 года назад

      best thing Jay Bauman ever said

    • @alexhayden219
      @alexhayden219 3 года назад +3

      @@andrewconrad2859 You can't really give him credit, though. If he hadn't said it, he'd have been melted.

  • @Jonsona2
    @Jonsona2 3 года назад +45

    If Disney didn't purchase Lucasfilm they would've melted. Fuck.

  • @lordofdawn
    @lordofdawn 3 года назад +57

    If Jay hadn't mentioned the rhino milk, he would have been melted

    • @Zero_2500
      @Zero_2500 3 года назад +8

      This is canon

    • @benjamingrant5970
      @benjamingrant5970 3 года назад +6

      Don't worry,Jay had already drank the spider milk,gaining their future insight.
      Everything came to pass as was intended.

    • @alexhayden219
      @alexhayden219 3 года назад +1

      Bless the Space Lizards for this one.

  • @kylo-benshapiro687
    @kylo-benshapiro687 3 года назад +76

    Oh my god TLJ never came out we would have been melted

    • @TheButterAnvil
      @TheButterAnvil 3 года назад +5

      I love this meme

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 3 года назад +2

      Given how things are now death doesn't seem too bad

    • @kylo-benshapiro687
      @kylo-benshapiro687 3 года назад

      @@TheButterAnvil I hope it outlasts the show but who knows

    • @TheButterAnvil
      @TheButterAnvil 3 года назад +1

      @@kylo-benshapiro687 if it doesn't, mauler will get melted. So I wouldn't worry too much. The lizards want this

    • @NieOrginalny
      @NieOrginalny 3 года назад

      No, it's Disney/Lucasfilms that would be melted for not releasing it
      You would only be melted for not watching it

  • @ibrokemykeyboard
    @ibrokemykeyboard 3 года назад +49

    The Tennessee Valley Authority has changed a lot over the years

    • @Alex_Fahey
      @Alex_Fahey 3 года назад +14

      Who could have know that managing rivers would be the route to achieve power over reality itself.

    • @ibrokemykeyboard
      @ibrokemykeyboard 3 года назад +2

      @@Alex_Fahey too bad they didn’t have their own uncle Ben to tell them about power and responsibility

    • @shawnm1902
      @shawnm1902 3 года назад +4

      @@ibrokemykeyboard I'm sure he tried, but he was melted

    • @benjamingrant5970
      @benjamingrant5970 3 года назад +2

      @@Alex_Fahey The rivers they manage USED to be icebergs.
      They were promptly melted.

    • @thomasperkins8842
      @thomasperkins8842 3 года назад

      That's what I think of every time I hear TVA.

  • @samuelmeyer1024
    @samuelmeyer1024 3 года назад +17

    The weirdest part about the whole time variant thing is that the "What If..?" Animated series is going to be about Uatu The Watcher peering into alternate MCU timelines, but if Loki sets up that those realities don't and can't exist; This means that either "What if..?" will be non-canon, or this show will have to work extremely hard to undo Loki's anti-stakes. Good grief; hard to imagine the later happening.

  • @cfadeathfries
    @cfadeathfries 3 года назад +18

    If Rose Tico wasn't an orphan, her parent's would've been melted

  • @TheWorldBelowDnD
    @TheWorldBelowDnD 3 года назад +41

    "The thing the Avengers planned just happened to be what was allowed."
    Except Cap and Tony go to the 70's because of what Loki does. They weren't going to do that otherwise...

    • @anaccountforcommenting6651
      @anaccountforcommenting6651 3 года назад +3

      Good point. And how are they gonna melt Tony he is dust now

    • @TheWorldBelowDnD
      @TheWorldBelowDnD 3 года назад +3

      @@anaccountforcommenting6651 The TVA can time travel; and they jumped on Loki real quick. So like- they should've been on Tony and Steve immediately as soon as they dropped into 1970

  • @NataliaNeeSama
    @NataliaNeeSama 3 года назад +59

    Ah, the old "everything that ever happened didn't matter because I wanted to make a joke", kinda like what happened in The Last Jedi, but WAY more damaging.
    RIP MCU.

    • @alexmelling5261
      @alexmelling5261 3 года назад +2

      Ok, I didn't watch this dogshit, what did they do now

    • @alexanderbaldwin1298
      @alexanderbaldwin1298 3 года назад +1

      @@alexmelling5261 they did exactly what happens in the comics with infinity stones, that they don't work outside of their own universe, and they said that there's only one timeline that works, something Doctor Strange already said in endgame. Yet people are losing their shit
      It's very weird

    • @crimsonking440
      @crimsonking440 3 года назад +23

      @@alexanderbaldwin1298
      Except that breaks endgame because all those stones were from different timelines so they shouldn't have worked at the end of the movie by that logic.

    • @joshuabuckle1216
      @joshuabuckle1216 3 года назад +11

      @@alexmelling5261 The Writers made an agency that exists out of time and space and control the timeline, killing off any individual who acts in a way outside of what their leaders desire.

    • @spiderdalorian5666
      @spiderdalorian5666 3 года назад

      It still matters, it just shows the infinity stones don't

  • @brandonm1708
    @brandonm1708 3 года назад +24

    If the TVA didn’t exist, the universes would be having a war over whether R’ags really ate the snow from his fridge or not. We wouldn’t want that to happen, now, would we?

  • @2ndRodeo_Keziah
    @2ndRodeo_Keziah 3 года назад +16

    If in Raiders of the Lost Ark, Sturmbannfuhrer Toht’s face hadn’t melted, he would have been melted.

  • @idiotcube
    @idiotcube 3 года назад +34

    If any character doesn't say a quip at least once every five minutes, they melt.

  • @ZeroRaider
    @ZeroRaider 3 года назад +62

    Listen, if MCU fanboys don't clap and consoom everything, they get melted!

    • @spiderdalorian5666
      @spiderdalorian5666 3 года назад

      Ok... But Loki,FATWS and Wandavision are all good though
      It's the Mauler fanboys that clap consoom everything

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 3 года назад +6

      @@spiderdalorian5666 Ok, then elaborate why Loki, FATWS and Wanavision are actually good despite all of Mauler's points and Loki doesn't ruin anything. Please do.

  • @Little_KingYT
    @Little_KingYT 3 года назад +62

    “I am Loki of Asgard, and I’m burdened with glorious purpose...”
    *”WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN OUR HOME. YA KNOW OUR HOME, THE ENTIRE DESERT.”*
    Edit: Also MauLer, here I was, just thinking from the teasers that the TVA were just, ya know, time keepers who protect space and time from like interdenominational beings like Dormamu or... Galactus, Shaggy, Chungus idfk. But no, it’s literally anyone who stepped on a butterfly and now you’re melted. Cringe. Utter, broken and disappointing cringe.
    EDIT 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA... MauLer I just realized Loki grabbed the Time Stone. HE *GRABBED* THE TIME STONE. I thought the whole point of that Stone was that you can’t touch it just the bubble surrounding it, like you can’t touch time. WHY ARE YOU SO BAAAAAD??

    • @redbearington3345
      @redbearington3345 3 года назад +3

      whats funny is if you wiki the TVA one of the things it says about them is they lie about how much power and influence they actually have.
      Though even without knowing that its just funny to me everyone just takes them at their word based on one episode.

    • @hyponautical
      @hyponautical 3 года назад +17

      @@redbearington3345 glad to know we have to read a wikiapedia page to understand how a tv show works, how convenient would it have been to tell us in the show, alas if they did. They would've been melted.

    • @Sircool1
      @Sircool1 3 года назад

      @@hyponautical how dare they not tell you everything episode 1?

    • @acesway9583
      @acesway9583 3 года назад +1

      @@hyponautical Ok cmon that’s pretty unreasonable of you, I may have heard some pretty valid criticisms of the show from EFAP. But for you to expect all your questions to be answered on episode one, is just ridiculous. Everyone should just have patience and let the show explain itself.

    • @lazy7789
      @lazy7789 3 года назад +4

      @@acesway9583 I’m going to screenshot this comment, and when the whole show has came out I am going to link the image to you

  • @laurenmasters
    @laurenmasters 3 года назад +51

    If Luke hadn’t drank the teat milk he would have melted

  • @djray221
    @djray221 3 года назад +16

    "He has gone so Meta he's trying to trick himself" the greatest arc I have ever heard of🙌🏽

  • @Denosha90
    @Denosha90 3 года назад +44

    This has been really entertaining and interesting to listen to. I always had a problem with seeing problems in writing. So it has been great listening to people who actually see the problems and make them make sense to me. Thank you very much Efap crew and guests!

    • @Rags
      @Rags 3 года назад +21

      You bet, glad to have you!

  • @ObsidianBehemoth
    @ObsidianBehemoth 3 года назад +34

    57:54; Mauler from the future "Can we just skip the part where chat starts off liking the show and go to the end where it's crap?"
    Nope. Just like past Nebula, chat has to experience stuff in real time. Just telling us it's going to happen won't get us there.

  • @drmumbles6049
    @drmumbles6049 3 года назад +25

    The reference to Vaush saying he’s surpassed Destiny intellectually was very appreciated 😂

    • @hpw101
      @hpw101 3 года назад

      Timestamp or approx time? I’ve been laughing about that every other day at least since he said that. Mega cringe.

    • @hpw101
      @hpw101 3 года назад

      @Benjamin Killisch thank you kindly

    • @gottesurteil3201
      @gottesurteil3201 3 года назад +6

      If Vaush hadn't surpassed destiny intellectually he would have been melted.

    • @SoWhosGae
      @SoWhosGae 3 года назад

      All the universes are combining

  • @bleeters5984
    @bleeters5984 3 года назад +31

    You know they're discussing something especially bad when Mauler has to break out the Comfort Blanket game.

  • @matthewbrown3981
    @matthewbrown3981 3 года назад +10

    best comment in chat:
    "Friendly reminder that if Tony decided he would rather stay with his family rather than go on a suicide mission the TVA would have melted him"

  • @baileylanore
    @baileylanore 3 года назад +7

    This just makes that scene in Umbrella Academy where Five straight up axe murders all of those time traveler agents so much better. He knew they were evil and decided to do something about it

  • @belarge
    @belarge 3 года назад +17

    If Ego hadnt transformed into David Hasselhoff, he would've been melted.

  • @HalfBrainGamers
    @HalfBrainGamers 3 года назад +23

    Rag's's needed to ruin Grandma, or he would have been melted.

  • @moonraven6145
    @moonraven6145 3 года назад +30

    Here was me thinking "Well it's Loki, he's a fun character, surely it's not that bad.. right?"
    *5 Minutes later*
    "Jesus Christ what have they DONE to this entire universe" im sure people who like this show will go "Burr it's not supposed to be taken seriously, it's funny, stop overthinking it".

    • @redbearington3345
      @redbearington3345 3 года назад +3

      I'd say if anything you're underthinking it.
      To use a "in the comics" In the comics the TVA is lying about its power, but for the show based on 1/6 of the series you're just "Yup every single word coming from these people is set in stone undeniable infallible truth

    • @moonraven6145
      @moonraven6145 3 года назад +1

      @@redbearington3345 Yeah, suppose it is too early to immediately call the universe broken, tbh I barely knew anything about the TVA, so if they're lying about their power, that's slightly better I suppose.

    • @redbearington3345
      @redbearington3345 3 года назад +4

      @@moonraven6145 EFAP's repeat the same mistakes they admit to making with Wanda vision, trying to judge the entire series on 1 episode. There's 82% of the series to go. Kind of jumping the gun.
      Especially to just assume people in a show are telling the truth about themselves when they claim to be all powerful.

    • @justinbotkin
      @justinbotkin 3 года назад +5

      @@redbearington3345 I think they're going by a fairly consistent track record and if proven wrong, they'd quickly address it.

    • @cosmoconkerjames
      @cosmoconkerjames 3 года назад +1

      @@redbearington3345 Good point. It's just that after Wanda and Falcon. I really have no hope.

  • @SciMedia
    @SciMedia 3 года назад +15

    If Tony's daughter didn't say I love 3000 she would've been melted

    • @Kairax
      @Kairax 3 года назад +5

      Imagine timeline. She says love 2000... Next minute group pops up out of nowhere, neutralizes/kills tony and melt daughter right before his eyes.

  • @noid6621
    @noid6621 3 года назад +33

    Y'know I watched a British potato's video about how rags was being mean and rude on discord, and the comments were talking about how he's insufferable and should calm down. After seeing how tismy some of the chat was being, I think he's (rag's) pretty justified.

    • @Dunmerdog
      @Dunmerdog 3 года назад +13

      tbh I really wanted chat to shut the fuck up throughout this entire efap, it was genuinely frustrating. I would have difficulty being any more level headed than rags was here with how obtuse chat was being in defence of this show

    • @Leotheleprachaun
      @Leotheleprachaun 3 года назад

      That video played the complete opposite message of what was intended.

    • @noid6621
      @noid6621 3 года назад

      @@Leotheleprachaun oh did it, I assumed based on the descriptions in the video, as well as his responses in the comments that a British Potatoe was displeased with rag''''s conduct. Either way I do know that, if not brit potato, a fair amount of comments on that video were rather critical of rags.