Agatha All Along Review - BURN Them At The Stake

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @disparutoo
    @disparutoo  2 месяца назад +154

    Agatha All Along Review where nobody knows why Wandavision got a spin off. Agatha in this episode proves that she is entirely evil, surrounded by pure evil, yet we're supposed to watch them? Who am I supposed to root for when everyone in the show is entirely horrific and willing to throw away their friends at a moments notice?
    While the series does kill characters, you're simultaneously supposed to care about them leaving, and not blame Agatha for doing it? Either way I'm not sure what the audience is supposed to like. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

    • @Gunnerb52
      @Gunnerb52 2 месяца назад +6

      A bird, a fox, a snake...They should have used the song...What does the Fox say. ding ding ding dingeringeding Would have at least made it a little funny

    • @itsaKindaMagik
      @itsaKindaMagik 2 месяца назад +7

      Disparu is like a kitten batting the ball of yarn that represents woke tv shows 😁

    • @dirdib69
      @dirdib69 2 месяца назад +11

      At least Teen got the princess tiara that he always wanted.

    • @gulkaramazov6724
      @gulkaramazov6724 2 месяца назад +3

      @@dirdib69I’m not entirely convinced he didn’t request that cringey Billie Eilish song for that end scene…

    • @jakem9519
      @jakem9519 2 месяца назад

      I think your just the worst when it comes to perspective on this, it’s a chick show, and your shitted because it didn’t hit your nerd boxes, lol 😂 you are the problem, not a creative direction a company takes. I found it ok, but not as terrible as your overzealous / nerd reaches lol give up already brother

  • @brendancoulter5761
    @brendancoulter5761 2 месяца назад +594

    So in this show, witches would rather lose the ability to fly, than use what they think is a symbol of domesticity. Thats a surprisingly deep deconstruction of Feminism.

    • @PowerfulLeadahYas-Yas
      @PowerfulLeadahYas-Yas 2 месяца назад

      Cleaning is a loathsome task for trafficked illegal migrant labourers, not modern feminists!

    • @AndrewStefanac
      @AndrewStefanac 2 месяца назад +67

      they should have used pogo sticks instead

    • @Gunnerb52
      @Gunnerb52 2 месяца назад

      @@AndrewStefanac Just enlarge their "muscle massagers" and ride those and they can have a happy trip :)
      Or they can all have strap ons and ride each other in tandem like a tandem bicycle :) At least that would make it interesting

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 2 месяца назад +73

      Yeah, I don't know if it's meant to be self -criticism or just THAT self-centered.

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 2 месяца назад +19

      Poe's law.

  • @lmhfl11
    @lmhfl11 2 месяца назад +136

    The only people who think brooms are in some way oppressive are people who have never held one in their life.

  • @falguard
    @falguard 2 месяца назад +233

    So a sorceror can just go through the planes and all of time at will, conjure demons, beasts, and other things, create all manner of effects, fight with efficiency and effectiveness, all by themselves.
    And witches need six people to do one thing at a time through lengthy rituals.
    No wonder we don't entrust defense of the multiverse to the Witch Supreme.

    • @Black_Revue
      @Black_Revue 2 месяца назад +11

      I think you just Explained why The Warlock Movie is Awesome

    • @fd502
      @fd502 2 месяца назад +34

      “And witches need six people to do one thing at a time through lengthy rituals” because the way this show writes them they’re all stereotypes… of women. Way to go Disney. Got em again. Way to own the Chuds.

    • @ninja-mouse
      @ninja-mouse 2 месяца назад +5

      So they are the earthbenders of the marvel universe.

    • @samhobbs9116
      @samhobbs9116 2 месяца назад

      This has always been the way. That's why witches suck and no one should want to be one.

    •  2 месяца назад +4

      The Witch Supreme.would be Wanda, wouldn't it? If she wasn't bugnuts evil she'd be amazing at it.

  • @cristela4034
    @cristela4034 2 месяца назад +420

    That whole bit about "brooms are bad cause patriarchy" is so stupid.
    Not a chance of me, a woman, ever giving up the power of flight just cause it's on a broom. smh.

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz 2 месяца назад +38

      sweeping is ok... mopping...the worst

    • @Gunnerb52
      @Gunnerb52 2 месяца назад +21

      It makes no sense...Wiccan used his powers against 3 witches and nothing happened to him. So you can use certain magic? In other words, just use your magic to throw them off a building or in front of a train and it's all good? What an easy work around :)

    • @EquineDreams3
      @EquineDreams3 2 месяца назад +11

      Mopping is the worst! Thank goodness for the Swifter. I love that! Dirty mops never made sense to me.

    • @Black_Revue
      @Black_Revue 2 месяца назад +24

      Flying on a Broom is the Best part about Witches. I mean you can land and start sweeping "Nothing to see here"

    • @gothicfan52
      @gothicfan52 2 месяца назад +21

      That's like saying hammers are a symbol of anti-male discrimination because they show men as tools or something.

  • @apanickedseagull
    @apanickedseagull 2 месяца назад +128

    It’s weird, I distinctly remember my father teaching me how to sweep and mop. Never once looked at a broom and thought to myself that it’s a symbol for -suppressing- oppressing women

    • @DeadlyPlatypus
      @DeadlyPlatypus 2 месяца назад

      You see, when it's a MAN doing normal, necessary domestic duties, it's him "Doing His Fair Share." When it's a WOMAN doing those same things, it's "Oppression" and "The Patriarchy" and "Misogyny."

    • @jamesadams2278
      @jamesadams2278 2 месяца назад +15

      Guess dad skipped that lesson:
      How to oppress women, Chapter 4.

    • @apanickedseagull
      @apanickedseagull 2 месяца назад +8

      @@jamesadams2278 Nah, he renamed the chapter to: A Woman’s Place and How to Keep Them There.
      You tell/show a woman that you are in fact better at a woman’s -activity- chore, they will have no choice but to prove you wrong.

    • @jamesadams2278
      @jamesadams2278 2 месяца назад

      @@apanickedseagull now that is an oppression that would work. They already allow men into their sports just to prove they can compete, so it tracks.
      Your dad’s a genius.

    • @rogerwagner6940
      @rogerwagner6940 2 месяца назад +4

      My father actually taught me how to cook as well...

  • @Gandalfthegrey12
    @Gandalfthegrey12 2 месяца назад +398

    At this point I’m rooting for the patriarchy.

    • @SusieQ3
      @SusieQ3 2 месяца назад +17

      Same.

    • @madamefluffy4788
      @madamefluffy4788 2 месяца назад +21

      Too bad there's none of that in this series.

    • @PersonallyPerhaps
      @PersonallyPerhaps 2 месяца назад +17

      The hero we need but not the one they deserve.

    • @dragonusa
      @dragonusa 2 месяца назад +32

      Where's Ken when you need him?

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn 2 месяца назад +22

      @@dragonusa He had Kenough of this crap show before it even started, like most sane people.

  • @TheRealMichaelH
    @TheRealMichaelH 2 месяца назад +77

    29:43 - "You can't be camp _and_ intimidating - it's not actually possible."
    Tim Curry might have something to say about that.

    • @DeadlyPlatypus
      @DeadlyPlatypus 2 месяца назад +26

      The exception proves the rule.
      But Tim Curry was ALWAYS the exception.

    • @Jodie-G198
      @Jodie-G198 2 месяца назад +6

      Rocky Horror Picture Show, yes sir! 😆

    • @LouiseWatson-Carver
      @LouiseWatson-Carver 2 месяца назад +5

      Exactly what I was thinking; the glorious camp and menace of Tim Curry as Dr. Frank 'N' Furter! Of course, it does help if your first exposure to Frank comes when you're a 19-year-old college girl... ooh, he's so _intimidating_ . Umm, yeah, I suppose that's _one_ way of putting it....

    • @kopykat6843
      @kopykat6843 Месяц назад +1

      None of these women have even a fraction of tim Curry's talent.

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 2 месяца назад +200

    Disparu has been losing his sanity all along.

    • @IncredibleMet
      @IncredibleMet 2 месяца назад +15

      Insanity all along

    • @qZbGmYjS4QusYqv5
      @qZbGmYjS4QusYqv5 2 месяца назад +18

      Disparu lost his sanity years ago. Probably in WoT S1 era

    • @Chipthedestroyer
      @Chipthedestroyer 2 месяца назад +2

      that would make a better show honestly

    • @vb2806
      @vb2806 2 месяца назад +2

      This is nothing though. The thing that took his sanity was Velma

    •  2 месяца назад +2

      Well his name.does mean 'despair'...

  • @qZbGmYjS4QusYqv5
    @qZbGmYjS4QusYqv5 2 месяца назад +191

    Domesticity? OMFG. In pre-20 century Europe broom was the sign of the state janitors (male btw) who in some countries were subordinate to state police

    • @MajorSmurf
      @MajorSmurf 2 месяца назад +55

      Hell even before that, it would often be a tool used by gardeners (most often male), boy servants and others outside to clear up leaves and what not from the manor or noble household that they served at? Do brooms only count for females doing domestic work? Oh I guess the stable hands and what not just don't count, despite them sweeping up actual shit for hours on end.

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 2 месяца назад

      @@MajorSmurf The difference is.. they were male.. so don't count.

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 2 месяца назад +28

      @@MajorSmurf Sweeping the floor is an exercise in mindfulness, diligence, and self-control. Those virtues aren't valuable to them because you can't signal them for cred.

    • @Ciao_Bella
      @Ciao_Bella 2 месяца назад +17

      Sweeping and raking are very zen...I find it calming.

    • @barnbwt
      @barnbwt 2 месяца назад

      I think the brooms were more a symbol of the fact that barren old dysfunctional spinsters with mental problems (aka "witches") were only useful for pushing a broom around in the middle ages.

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 2 месяца назад +274

    My favourite part so far is when Agatha finds a Diddy party out in the woods, and conjures up a cauldron of hot baby oil, declaring it a feakoff Friday.

    • @JR-tr1df
      @JR-tr1df 2 месяца назад +23

    • @Hobbsy187
      @Hobbsy187 2 месяца назад

      Then Diddy comes flying in on a broom,…but it’s not a broom it’s a giant dildo

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 2 месяца назад +4

      Ew.

    • @MelbourneArchviz
      @MelbourneArchviz 2 месяца назад

      I am sure the actress loves it up the ass.

    • @Jodie-G198
      @Jodie-G198 2 месяца назад +4

      Sir, mmmm, preheated so users can immediately commence their Freaking! Genius, Grand Moff, sir!
      _resumes duties_

  • @Henry-kz4gn
    @Henry-kz4gn 2 месяца назад +116

    nothing more victimizing than the concept that people like to have clean homes.

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 2 месяца назад +13

      You gotta wonder how bad the cat-hair buildup is in their houses...

    • @jamesmetcalf5597
      @jamesmetcalf5597 2 месяца назад +10

      I imagine they just live in what can only be described as a giant filthy cat litter box, hasn't been cleaned in 50 years.

    • @MelbourneArchviz
      @MelbourneArchviz 2 месяца назад

      Feminism is cancer

    • @lotharrenz4621
      @lotharrenz4621 2 месяца назад +1

      Well, it worked in Snow White, didn't it?

    • @TheGruntski
      @TheGruntski 2 месяца назад +1

      Also clean workshops, garages, walkways, factory floors..... Not only are brooms bad, but the shop vac is an absolutely horrendous example of patriarchal oppression.

  • @SusieQ3
    @SusieQ3 2 месяца назад +114

    Giving to get something in return is the exact opposite of selflessness, but it's a perfect example of the morality of the show. "Everything I do is for me. I only do for others if I get something in return." It's a wicked morality.
    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make dinner for my family, because I love them.

    • @EquineDreams3
      @EquineDreams3 2 месяца назад +11

      Same. I guess that means we are part of the patriarchy. FFS. Have a good night, love

    • @Ale-mv3gr
      @Ale-mv3gr 2 месяца назад +6

    • @PersonallyPerhaps
      @PersonallyPerhaps 2 месяца назад +9

      If this is what the patriarchy means I fully embrace it.

    • @DeadlyPlatypus
      @DeadlyPlatypus 2 месяца назад +5

      Giving nothing to receive something = Selfishness
      Giving something to receive nothing = Selflessness
      Giving something to receive something = Equality
      Giving nothing to receive nothing = Also Equality

    • @MelbourneArchviz
      @MelbourneArchviz 2 месяца назад +4

      I don't care what everyone says, my grandma told me a woman who takes care of her husband, kids and home is a Queen.

  • @fullyproblematic
    @fullyproblematic 2 месяца назад +41

    "I'd give you up for a box of Skittles." - Disparu I don't know how I'm going to work that into everyday interactions, but I'm sure going to try!

    • @LouiseWatson-Carver
      @LouiseWatson-Carver 2 месяца назад +2

      Disparu's English. What he calls Skittles are what Americans call M&Ms.

  • @jeniferclemente1252
    @jeniferclemente1252 2 месяца назад +57

    Every review gets better and better 😆
    Also, articles came out about this episode finally saying who the boy was and didn’t remember that they already “leaked it” before the show was released.
    Disney was about as secretive of this plot as they were with the Acolyte and “Secret Invasion” (so clever) 😆

  • @vahidoph
    @vahidoph 2 месяца назад +29

    So brooms are bad because of patriarchy, but wonen drinking wine mindlessly, witches being evil, are good a stereotypes?
    You know what, f it. Today I found out that one of my favorite mangas getting an anime and the trailer was awesome. I'm not gonna let this ruin that excitement.

    • @Dawindell
      @Dawindell 2 месяца назад +3

      Oh? Which manga?

    • @Aikurisu
      @Aikurisu 2 месяца назад

      Agreed. It's time people just ignore western culture entertainment at this point. Sure, there are exceptions, but the majority of it is just brain rot.

    • @Caleblovingking1
      @Caleblovingking1 Месяц назад

      I second that please share which manga I am trying to watch anime because everything else out in the world is Grade A Garbage

    • @vahidoph
      @vahidoph Месяц назад +1

      @@Caleblovingking1 witch hat atelier, the manga is simply brilliant, the trailer looks decent.
      It's gonna come out in 2025.

    • @Caleblovingking1
      @Caleblovingking1 Месяц назад

      @vahidoph Thanks mate

  • @cookiecookie88729
    @cookiecookie88729 2 месяца назад +106

    Disparu is probably the last person watching this

    • @Gunnerb52
      @Gunnerb52 2 месяца назад +20

      Nah Heelsvsbabyface is suffering through it also. In fact, I am betting a lot of the views are from people either hate watching so they can make fun of it or RUclipsrs so they can make videos making fun of it ;)

    • @hollyredmond8688
      @hollyredmond8688 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Gunnerb52 That and shills

    • @Idkk_edits
      @Idkk_edits 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Gunnerb52most of the people watching like the show

    • @Gunnerb52
      @Gunnerb52 2 месяца назад

      @@Idkk_edits And that is the key point... "People watching". But since not enough watching...It really doesn't matter.

  • @redfoxninja3173
    @redfoxninja3173 2 месяца назад +88

    Marvel stopped at endgame... everything else beyond that is just death spasms from a continuously gRaped corpse by Disney's cold greedy claws

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 2 месяца назад +13

      Even though we could have done without Capt Marvel in that movie, at least we get the joy and hilarity of Thanos literally punching her out of the movie 😂😂😂

    • @hollyredmond8688
      @hollyredmond8688 2 месяца назад +2

      The Spider Man and Deadpool films were good. And I personally liked Shang Chi, Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness, and Gaurdians of the Galaxy Volume 3. But yeah.

    • @Ngozi838
      @Ngozi838 2 месяца назад +2

      I liked Loki :(

    • @project4061
      @project4061 2 месяца назад +2

      I'd say it stopped at Infinity War. Endgame was a massive disappointment for me.

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Ngozi838 I liked it well enough to watch instead of just listening to the reviews, but that's the only Marvel show since 2019 that was just BARELY worth it.

  • @ChristopherJWeeks
    @ChristopherJWeeks 2 месяца назад +18

    This show is like my sister having a sleep over party in Junior High with her weird friends thinking the play they were putting in in the basement was quality, while my brother, dad, and I would always leave the house and go fishing...

  • @theannamueller
    @theannamueller 2 месяца назад +38

    i am a woman and i wear aprons, because they make sense to me. as do brooms. and i don't consider either one a symbol of suppression.

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 2 месяца назад

      No no, you are oppressed, you should be living in abject squalor like a hoarder's house so you can stick it to all those evil men in the world, especially the straight white ones, your filthy house will sure show them.

    • @ChaoticYak1
      @ChaoticYak1 2 месяца назад +1

      Aprons are great! I have a few basic black ones. I'm not sure what the issue with aprons would be. They're a practical piece of clothing.

  • @laurabeane8862
    @laurabeane8862 2 месяца назад +29

    That always Bothered me about the Thor Arc "We're Immortal Until We Aren't" Well, that's Everyone?

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 2 месяца назад +4

      Yeah, not sure if that's comic canon or not. Seems like Highlanders are more immortal than them (until they're not by losing their dome). But Highlanders would live forever, unaging, always young.

  • @the_absurd_hero
    @the_absurd_hero 2 месяца назад +35

    Do you think it would break the writers' brains were they to learn that, in our post-industrial society that demands women's presence in the workplace, it is the ultimate sign of revolution when a woman *chooses* domestic life?

    • @EquineDreams3
      @EquineDreams3 2 месяца назад +17

      Exactly! I got so much shit from feminists because I stayed home and took care of my child and ex husband. It's all about us having "choices", except when we choose something they don't agree with.

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 2 месяца назад +7

      They'd call that blasphemy if their daily box of wine didn't make the word impossible to pronounce.

  • @Eyestudio11
    @Eyestudio11 2 месяца назад +50

    Such a marvelous show, I keep forgetting it exists.

    • @odindarkll3706
      @odindarkll3706 2 месяца назад +2

      At least you're able to admit to forgetting things, unlike the characters in the show. One character goes all crazy and evil one moment, only for the next moment to become about being good and not a villain.

  • @alexfriedman918
    @alexfriedman918 2 месяца назад +33

    3:05 Hollywood (and Progressives, in general) are obsessed with power and power dynamics, so we should root for any woman who is hungry for more power!

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 2 месяца назад +8

      When your entire worldview and political philosophy are built upon envy, that's what ends up happening.

    • @Relugus
      @Relugus 2 месяца назад

      Zionists tend to be obssessed with power.

  • @newhappythoughts1628
    @newhappythoughts1628 2 месяца назад +23

    I want to remind people that Agatha most likely wasnt suppose to bring Sharon onto the Witch’s road. It’s heavily implied that Rio was suppose to be the green witch she brought in the first place. Hence, Sharon’s fate was largely Agatha’s fault.

  • @sba8710
    @sba8710 2 месяца назад +20

    As soon as I see a new review, I make some tea and sit back and enjoy.

    • @Caleblovingking1
      @Caleblovingking1 Месяц назад

      😅😂😂😂😂😂 OMG they really are so long. I just use them to unwind from the day... Hope YOU have a great day love

  • @irishbob26
    @irishbob26 2 месяца назад +25

    Disparu, Disparu he watches shite so you dont have to. 😂

  • @S4ns
    @S4ns 2 месяца назад +7

    If my only option for escaping certain death was riding a vacuum cleaner, I would do it happily while telling "Yeehaaw!"

    • @LouiseWatson-Carver
      @LouiseWatson-Carver 2 месяца назад +4

      If I had a chance to magically fly, I'd do it even if I had to ride a _cactus_ !

  • @Likexner
    @Likexner 2 месяца назад +31

    In the words of Uncle Ruckus, no relation: Why Lord, why??

  • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
    @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays 2 месяца назад +25

    13:45 can we appreciate that the ouija board spelt "Mr Shart"

    • @Demon-cleaver
      @Demon-cleaver 2 месяца назад +5

      The most disturbed of spirits. That, and the hardest to get rid of...

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 2 месяца назад +5

      The ultimate trolling by the spirit realm.

  • @johndurham6172
    @johndurham6172 2 месяца назад +13

    We also know that Snow White won't touch a broom 😂.

  • @Black_Revue
    @Black_Revue 2 месяца назад +16

    Hagatha All Along : Episode 5 Not without my Wine box

  • @dallassukerkin6878
    @dallassukerkin6878 2 месяца назад +67

    Having Aubrey Plaza in it nearly conned me into giving this a watch ... thankfully our honest reviewers saved me :salute:

    • @vicentegeonix
      @vicentegeonix 2 месяца назад +11

      Really? Why? She is not even a good actress.

    • @dallassukerkin6878
      @dallassukerkin6878 2 месяца назад +14

      @@vicentegeonix Who can say? That whole quirky-girl works its magic on me.

    • @hailcthulhu419
      @hailcthulhu419 2 месяца назад +13

      ​@@vicentegeonixbecause she is funny and because many men secretly have a thing for hot goth women. 🤷‍♂️

    • @vicentegeonix
      @vicentegeonix 2 месяца назад +8

      @@hailcthulhu419 that's it? We men are really simple creatures uh?

    • @vicentegeonix
      @vicentegeonix 2 месяца назад +8

      @@dallassukerkin6878 hahaha manipulation at its finest. Brother.

  • @bordocofrivia2896
    @bordocofrivia2896 2 месяца назад +63

    Agatha is the boogie2988 of the M-S he-U.
    Tries to gaslight the audience and world into believing she's a victim while doing evil at every possible chance.

    • @jimjam51075
      @jimjam51075 2 месяца назад +4

      All it does is confirm every stereotype about women. It's pretty based in that respect.

    • @EquineDreams3
      @EquineDreams3 2 месяца назад +2

      It sounds really ...suck up-ish when you write M-She-U. Dude, just don't.

    • @bordocofrivia2896
      @bordocofrivia2896 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@@EquineDreams3
      I really couldn't care less how you take it. I shall say what I want to say.

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 2 месяца назад +1

      Well, I mean, that's practically Hollywood's slogan now. I'm shocked they haven't trademarked it yet.

    • @odindarkll3706
      @odindarkll3706 2 месяца назад +2

      So, like Captain Marvel, Echo, and basically every other character since post Endgame?

  • @theghostofmaximumvolume3414
    @theghostofmaximumvolume3414 2 месяца назад +66

    The 'Magic Kingdom' sure has an obsession for witches in 2024.

    • @rensenbon3389
      @rensenbon3389 2 месяца назад +12

      sasly the magic has alll dried up decades before. it's all now fueled by blood. tell me if im wrong 😂

    • @Cycemout
      @Cycemout 2 месяца назад +10

      Agatha, Owl House, Descendants, Wizards of Waverly place 2024 reboot, you get the idea they are one note hacks so every show and cartoon deals with witches and wizards now.

    • @reginaphalange9417
      @reginaphalange9417 2 месяца назад +9

      Even on Max... These trends in series (vampires, werewolves, zombies, now witches...) are always disappointing, with many rushed mediocre shows

    • @EquineDreams3
      @EquineDreams3 2 месяца назад +4

      Witches rock (Practical Magic, Hocus Pocus-the first one), it's Marvel that's f'ing it up.

    • @Anothet4
      @Anothet4 2 месяца назад

      ​@@EquineDreams3' the Craft'

  • @peterkrochmalni673
    @peterkrochmalni673 2 месяца назад +7

    “While the beetles remain outside, I don’t mean the band.”
    “Now you squashed my favorite Beetles.” - the 1st Doctor

    • @AndrewStefanac
      @AndrewStefanac 2 месяца назад

      @@peterkrochmalni673 you are disgusting

  • @neoblakkrstal9865
    @neoblakkrstal9865 2 месяца назад +16

    LOL!! Love the Red Dwarf reference. Outstanding.

  • @Tinandel
    @Tinandel 2 месяца назад +8

    The joke about wiping out the whole family reminds me of The Last Of Us 2, where the conclusion I drew from Abby - sorry, Gigantor - seeking revenge on Joel was simply that during his rampage at the end of the first game, he had clearly not killed enough.

  • @Reso205
    @Reso205 2 месяца назад +18

    This is what you get when you hire CW writers
    This looks more like a CW show NOT a MARVEL show

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee 2 месяца назад

      What's the difference?

    • @Caleblovingking1
      @Caleblovingking1 Месяц назад

      Finally someone to say this.... I was telling someone else who was saying they loved this show because it was so fun that is was only because this wasn't for the demographic that watches superhero stuff rather for guys who watch CW drama stuff for fun.... they completely abandoned their demographic and went to another who wouldn't even appreciate that this is a wider story than what is being let on.... I hope those that make shows like this are fired and those who love and respect the story come on...
      PS I am pretty sure they wouldn't have tried this rubbish if Stan Lee was still alive

  • @grokeffer6226
    @grokeffer6226 2 месяца назад +15

    Those people seem to have a bizarre obsession with witchcraft. Space witches, cartoon witches, and this crap, too. 🤨🤔🧐🤷‍♂

  • @ShockerTopper
    @ShockerTopper 2 месяца назад +42

    That kid being gay is no shocker, I could tell from just looking at him that he was homosexual, I mean, it's on his face and his gesticulations. But ya, no doubt in my mind from looking him, but a guarantee given by his voice, the way he talks and other things just give it way so easily. Definitely a 'mo without a doubt.

    • @Gunnerb52
      @Gunnerb52 2 месяца назад +11

      And they had to teach him that isn't how he hops on "wood" It doesn't get inserted :)

    • @EquineDreams3
      @EquineDreams3 2 месяца назад +15

      He is so stereotypical. MCU and Disney so badly want to be progressive, yet all they're doing is promoting the crappiest stereotypes.

    • @moxiemaxie3543
      @moxiemaxie3543 2 месяца назад

      The whole orientation was talked about and revealed in like ep 1. It's not a big deal and you shouldn't care that much. Move on

    • @theblackheart5727
      @theblackheart5727 2 месяца назад +9

      @@moxiemaxie3543 I think the first comment was referring to how the actual actor claimed he “came out” after this role, but everyone could already tell.

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 2 месяца назад +10

      The kid's also a child (in-universe) and is entirely too eager to please all the adults around him.
      DISNEY.

  • @KarmaNatsuki
    @KarmaNatsuki 2 месяца назад +8

    "Where is everybody, Hol?"
    "They're dead, dave."
    "Who is?"
    "Everybody, dave."
    "What, captain hollister?"
    "Everybody's dead, dave."
    "What, Todhunter?"
    "Everybody's dead, dave."
    "What, Selby?"
    "They're all dead. Everybody's dead, dave."
    "Petersen isn't, is he?"
    "Everybody is *dead*, dave."
    "Not Chen?"
    "Gordon Bennett! Yes! Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead, dave."
    "Rimmer?"
    "He's dead, dave. Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, dave!"
    "Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?"
    "I wish I'd never let him out in the first place."

  • @jasoncoward-aintscared
    @jasoncoward-aintscared 2 месяца назад +12

    I had no idea brooms were meant for only women. Im excited to tell my wife. 😎

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee 2 месяца назад +2

      Yeah! I'm pretty sure I've done the majority of the sweeping in my house.
      She can do some now!

  • @Jackson-ub1uv
    @Jackson-ub1uv 2 месяца назад +15

    1:35 I think the Acolyte writers got the wrong room when this was written.

  • @EquineDreams3
    @EquineDreams3 2 месяца назад +11

    Been waiting for your recap, Dis! Thank you ❤

  • @RealJohnnyGuillotine
    @RealJohnnyGuillotine 2 месяца назад +34

    Bet they'd ride a richshaw pulled by an immigrant woman that runs a cleaning business

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 2 месяца назад +3

      I always felt like "doing the jobs Americans won't do" was projection.

    • @RealJohnnyGuillotine
      @RealJohnnyGuillotine 2 месяца назад +2

      @@MemoristCed naive... Upper Middle and Rich it's the personification of that.

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 2 месяца назад

      You mean a Riksha?

    • @scribbles1424
      @scribbles1424 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@MemoristCedIt is. It's weird because the anti-capitalists use that term to justify their open border stance yet if the job paid a decent wage it would be done by the general population.
      Decent wages being something these people supposedly stand for. It's a contradiction.

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 2 месяца назад

      And make sure she has the babies to keep the wests population up, it's all about the sisterhood, unless they are in a poor country, then those women have to cover for them.

  • @avarice2801
    @avarice2801 2 месяца назад +15

    Kim Belair provides enough hot air they could summon her and make a blimp.

  • @MundaneGray
    @MundaneGray 2 месяца назад +5

    Yeah, brooms are a symbol of female domesticity. That’s why all janitors are female. No man would ever take a job that involves sweeping and mopping.
    Also, these witches are completely unaware of the Harry Potter franchise, in which ALL the wizards, male and female, use brooms to fly. And no one has any problem with it.

  • @laurabeane8862
    @laurabeane8862 2 месяца назад +10

    "At this point I'm surprised She has the Thigh Strength" Holy Doink that's Funny 😆

    • @AndrewStefanac
      @AndrewStefanac 2 месяца назад

      @@laurabeane8862 they're not accustomed to shaft travel

  • @alexfriedman918
    @alexfriedman918 2 месяца назад +18

    13:05 Hollywood sure loves their “trauma”!

  • @Avery-ul7gh
    @Avery-ul7gh 2 месяца назад +3

    I'm a farm girl,
    I used a broom to sweep back the shavings in my horses stall today....
    Guess im oppressed now 🤷🏻‍♀️
    Even though a straight white male paid for the farm, the horse, AND the broom 🧹😂

  • @laurabeane8862
    @laurabeane8862 2 месяца назад +10

    Ask "Ouija" was never as Cool as "Ask Jeeves"

  • @alexfriedman918
    @alexfriedman918 2 месяца назад +16

    0:16 What do you mean? She doesn’t look that different from before!

    • @21gunn67
      @21gunn67 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂 true I didn’t see any difference

  • @AlphaAurora
    @AlphaAurora 2 месяца назад +8

    Agatha can absorb magic, except when she can't

  • @27.versus.Entertainment
    @27.versus.Entertainment 2 месяца назад +1

    Disparu, if the oppurtunity had ever arisen, where you and AZ did these show reviews together as a deadly duo...it would be the most savage intellectual destruction on RUclips😂

  • @6324MR
    @6324MR 2 месяца назад +15

    I think the show made it specific that the mother is bad because she wanted Agatha dead after being born because to say before Agatha was born goes against the narrative that it's alright to abort for any reason and would even have made the mother a feminist icon for woman's rights and choice.

  • @hueytlatoani1177
    @hueytlatoani1177 2 месяца назад +11

    @5:05: "By the power of one, by the power of two..."

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 2 месяца назад +2

      "The power of moneeeeeey (launderiiiiiing)..."

  • @stevewilson5104
    @stevewilson5104 2 месяца назад +6

    Another modern movie/show filmed in what I like to call Darkvision.

  • @Disinterested1
    @Disinterested1 2 месяца назад +6

    the " feelies"
    what a brave new world we live in!

  • @wallyman292
    @wallyman292 2 месяца назад +3

    "It's not the first time she's had something disgusting in her hair!"
    Top ten, bro! ;)

  • @Doooooooooooood
    @Doooooooooooood 2 месяца назад +8

    Disparu's lesbian haircut would fit well in this show

    • @EquineDreams3
      @EquineDreams3 2 месяца назад +3

      Lol, his hair is awful. I want to give him a haircut every episode.

    • @RMD-uw5np
      @RMD-uw5np 2 месяца назад

      He just has to dye it blue

  • @blankadams3120
    @blankadams3120 2 месяца назад +2

    No, Jac, witches have ALWAYS been presented with brooms. The weren't co-opted by the Halloween lobby. It's literally the basis of what a witch is. And, if I'm remembering correctly? They used brooms to throw off people who thought they were doing evil by sweeping up the house. If you've ever heard the phrase, 'Idle hands are the devil's plaything'? That. If they were sweeping, they weren't idle.

  • @josephchambers4687
    @josephchambers4687 2 месяца назад

    Thanks!

  • @clivegriffiths1363
    @clivegriffiths1363 2 месяца назад +2

    I don't watch these shows but I love your portrayal of them. Proper funny my sense of humour

  • @sam-psonsmith9951
    @sam-psonsmith9951 2 месяца назад +4

    These days there is more men using brooms every day to clean factory floors and stuff, than there is women in traditional relationships.
    It symbolizes only one thing...cleaning the floor.

  • @Caleblovingking1
    @Caleblovingking1 Месяц назад +2

    Finally someone to say this.... I was telling someone else who was saying they loved this show because it was so fun that is was only because this wasn't for the demographic that watches superhero stuff rather for guys who watch CW drama stuff for fun.... they completely abandoned their demographic and went to another who wouldn't even appreciate that this is a wider story than what is being let on.... I hope those that make shows like this are fired and those who love and respect the story come on...
    PS I am pretty sure they wouldn't have tried this rubbish if Stan Lee was still alive

  • @paulboggess1330
    @paulboggess1330 2 месяца назад +5

    2:45 sounds like the writers idolize a certain Mr *Machiavelli*

  • @James_Bee
    @James_Bee 2 месяца назад +1

    Mr. Myagi: Daniel-son, sweep the floor.
    Daniel Laruso: Brooms are a symbol of the domesticity of women!

  • @RMD-uw5np
    @RMD-uw5np 2 месяца назад +2

    The US isn’t run by the military industrial complex it is actually run by the holiday industrial complex lololololololol

  • @Blkdragon179
    @Blkdragon179 2 месяца назад +3

    2:40 Man, never thought I'd hear the teachings about Amalek here. Does that mean that witches are j-... oh, that explains the nose lore...

  • @Inastewpopotogo
    @Inastewpopotogo Месяц назад +2

    4:40 oh no the inhumanity to chose a life at home taking care of the family!
    Also just a theory cooked up by someone who want to c evil in all actions.

  • @andrewkoester8169
    @andrewkoester8169 2 месяца назад +2

    Wasnt the whole point of witches using brooms because they were a symbol of domestic life? Then the outcast rule breaking women subverted that symbol by using it to fly. Thus it became a symbol of their freedom.

  • @jakeazfitness
    @jakeazfitness 2 месяца назад +1

    11:10 seeing “Teen” in this new costume in the TRAILER basically confirmed he was Billy even I knew even beforehand 😂😂😂

  • @setlik3gaming80
    @setlik3gaming80 2 месяца назад +2

    Agatha has the face that will sink a thousand ships "shipping".

  • @SuperShadowNova
    @SuperShadowNova 2 месяца назад +3

    "Brooms are a symbol of female domesticity!"
    ...Meanwhile, on a previous episode, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴' 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘬, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘭/𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.

  • @Rahab198
    @Rahab198 2 месяца назад +2

    After seeing Agatha without make up. I was expecting Ash Williams to turn up.

  • @darthlaurel
    @darthlaurel 2 месяца назад +8

    Red Dwarf - man, that was a good show.

  • @duncanharrell5009
    @duncanharrell5009 2 месяца назад +3

    Ya know, if these witches are real in the MCU, the Puritans are both absolutely justified and morally superior to them. Congrats MCU, you played yourself.

  • @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoffIV
    @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoffIV 2 месяца назад +25

    Idk why the writers forgot that Mrs That 70s Show Lady was basically kidnapped and left to die by these women, and that they're supposed to be the *good guys!*
    These writers really need to reevaluate their ethics and morals

    • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
      @EnsignRedshirtRicky 2 месяца назад +13

      The writers are sociopaths, and have no idea between right and wrong. When they admit to projecting themselves into the characters (as most Disney writers do these days) it gets even creepier.

    • @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoffIV
      @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoffIV 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@EnsignRedshirtRicky
      I know, I feel concerned for those closest to them. Their morals are so skewed, I wouldn't be surprised if they did something terrible to their loved ones one day...
      their cats are in real danger lol

    • @odindarkll3706
      @odindarkll3706 2 месяца назад +3

      Good and evil don't exist, according to Disney. That's why this show and others like it exist.

  • @Alondro77
    @Alondro77 2 месяца назад +8

    After 5 episodes of this show, I have to conclude that the Salem Witch Trials were far too nice.

  • @Riptor25
    @Riptor25 2 месяца назад +2

    I feel like this show fits PERFECTLY in the Morbius cinematic universe.

  • @rickymcn1
    @rickymcn1 2 месяца назад +5

    That fcukin Eastenders clip gets me every time lol. I don't even like EastEnders. I'd leave the room if my other half was watching it. "TOTAL SLAG" 🤣

  • @DonEnzone
    @DonEnzone 2 месяца назад +8

    What's everyone's obsession with Aubrey Plaza?

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee 2 месяца назад +1

      Apparently she was a "cute, quirky goth chick" in some show.
      Obviously these people are teenagers because that's about when people stop being "goth" because "goth" is only cool to teenagers.... or child-like adults.

    • @StripesZB
      @StripesZB 2 месяца назад +1

      Waning.

    • @Skagb0y
      @Skagb0y 2 месяца назад +1

      she's fuckable.

  • @ge2719
    @ge2719 2 месяца назад +2

    The ending is so obvious at this point. She going to get to the end of the road alone because she got everyone else killed, and her wish will be for them to be alive again rather than get her power back. And the writers believe this will be a satisfying redemption.

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 2 месяца назад +2

      That sounds to selfish for how they like to portray 'the modern women'

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 2 месяца назад

      @@kingcosworth2643 yeah that's why it won't feel realistic. She will have spent the whole seasons sniping at them and literally attacking them, and then for no reason at the end she will wish them back for no actual reason.

  • @ink-og-neatola-tea-no732
    @ink-og-neatola-tea-no732 2 месяца назад +1

    3:32 he got Illinois right before, but I've never heard "imagery" as two words before. Bravo sir

  • @Stoic_Webb
    @Stoic_Webb 2 месяца назад +8

    Next episode: it was all an illusion made by Wiccan't to punish them and they are still alive cause why not

    • @fd502
      @fd502 2 месяца назад +2

      I’m not going to watch it. For me this is the canonical end 😂 it unironically saves the show for me if Wiccan just murders everyone else. 10/10 best show ever but only with this as the end.

    • @derrywalker4607
      @derrywalker4607 2 месяца назад +1

      If you are right I'm going to be pissed because that was the best part of the show

    • @Stoic_Webb
      @Stoic_Webb 2 месяца назад

      @@fd502 if only they did end it that way

    • @Stoic_Webb
      @Stoic_Webb 2 месяца назад +1

      @derrywalker4607 lol believe me, I hope that I'm wrong

    • @derrywalker4607
      @derrywalker4607 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Stoic_Webb Lol, with this show we don't know what to expect next to happen

  • @MariaTyler-gj1ll
    @MariaTyler-gj1ll 2 месяца назад +40

    I could watch your vids for hours!

    • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
      @EnsignRedshirtRicky 2 месяца назад +6

      Bot do not watch vids.

    • @EquineDreams3
      @EquineDreams3 2 месяца назад +1

      I have him on my Night List to listen to when I go to sleep. He has a soothing voice.

    • @tochukwuudu7763
      @tochukwuudu7763 2 месяца назад

      ​@@EquineDreams3bout to binge his witcher blood origin reviews lol, 10 times better than the entire series.

  • @knotengajin7359
    @knotengajin7359 2 месяца назад +5

    I think the broom thing is funny. But only because the Brit’s’ satire site did a story about the misuse of Harry Potter 🧹 that seems oddly fitting with this group.

  • @nekotheliar6393
    @nekotheliar6393 2 месяца назад +1

    These costumes make all of them look like the How Do You Do Fellow Teens meme

  • @dahelmang
    @dahelmang 2 месяца назад +2

    The guy kills all the witches, making up for not saving a witch earlier. Nice.

  • @jacobbeyer1800
    @jacobbeyer1800 2 месяца назад

    Another banger Pip! Keep up the great content. Just like you cheering on the spirit to unalive Agatha, I too cheer on the Dark One to win in Amazon's WoT.

  • @miragewizard
    @miragewizard 2 месяца назад +5

    This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.

    • @MemoristCed
      @MemoristCed 2 месяца назад

      That's for damn sure.

  • @Annamihajlova551ko-nt2bd
    @Annamihajlova551ko-nt2bd 2 месяца назад +36

    This video is amazing! I can't stop watching!

  • @oliverdavie8727
    @oliverdavie8727 2 месяца назад +1

    "Punish, Agatha!"
    I recommend, a sledgehammer.

  • @MWH12085
    @MWH12085 2 месяца назад +6

    Episode 5
    Rise of The Twink

  • @laurabeane8862
    @laurabeane8862 2 месяца назад +1

    "Why would I want to Come Back Next Week to see The Evil Cow be Evil?" 😊

  • @kevinmccabe7263
    @kevinmccabe7263 2 месяца назад +2

    9:30 Is this Agatha's Boba Fett Vespa moment? 🤔

  • @b.a.d.wavesradio7314
    @b.a.d.wavesradio7314 Месяц назад

    Once again, you got me laughing in the first few seconds!

  • @stefanienapolitan8850
    @stefanienapolitan8850 2 месяца назад

    My favorite part was when you said you would give her up for a box of Skittles 😂❤

  • @justinwhite2725
    @justinwhite2725 2 месяца назад +1

    Those that dont know what they are doing shouldn't use a ouija board.
    Those that know what they are doing don't need to.
    These witches are the former.