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That new google twist is brilliant. Also, the Mountain Dew bit reminds me so much of the video of the couple at Walmart who tried to buy like 20 cases of Mountain Dew at the beginning of the pandemic and my first thought was Wow...I bet they do cocaine.
That wasn't my first thought when I saw that couple at Walmart buying all that Mountain Dew. My thought was Walmart was dewing them a favor. From the looks of their physiques, they needed to cut back on sugar intake.
If anyone asks about the name ‘Neb’, just make sure they know A) it’s short for ‘Nebuchadnezzar’, and B) you received that name because that’s the size wine bottle your folks polished off the night you were conceived (equivalent to 20 standard sized bottles).
I thought it was the ship that Joseph Smith and Jesus sailed over to the United States so they could leave some new commandments and bring Christianity to the wild peoples that lived here. Then when they got here they just ended up chilling with Leif Ericsson and forgot what they had been meaning to do. Then Jesus ate too many edibles and bailed leaving Joseph here where he had to wait for more white peoples to show up.
@@anonamatron trolling doesn’t require a deep intimate knowledge of the history of Babylonian royalty, though I can tell you there were four kings with that name, of which the 2nd appears in the Hebrew Bible, hence his inclusion in traditional wine sizing.
For about 2 months before Covid hit Applebee's had 25 cent wings and dollar cocktails that changed weekly, as soon as I found out me and the boys started doing game nights there and it was glorious. Then came the day all the restaurants closed and we lost access to the cheapest alcohol and wings I'd ever seen.
4:50 The correct email to send was: "I love your restaurant but the last time I passed out drunk there, they banned me. Is this a new corporate policy that my local manager will be forced to follow?"
I used to work for Publix if u walk into any store and act a complete fool and threaten to call corporate the manager will hand feed you the chicken tenders
Did y’all ever play Neopets? When I first learned about HTML editing as a kid I changed the pages to trick my friends into believing I won a ton of money and valuable items. Fun times.
@@ireadysucks3026 not at all opening the dev console and changing HTML is as easy as changing text in a notepad doing Photoshop requires actual image editing.
I wonder if I could pull something basic off like this as a blind person? What's dev console? Would I find it on my MacBook? would be funny to troll my dad @@johnsmith8981
Applebee's didnt respond because that's their company philosophy- "yes, it IS ok to get shitfaced at Applebees", and they dont feel the need to justify it
Ironically, Coca-Cola originally had cocaine in it, but they took it out not because it was unhealthy but because it was redundant. Says a lot about the capabilities of caffeine.
Yup. Guilting people into tipping is somehow virtue signaling - not curbing Luber's greed, not curbing the executive pay, not acknowledging the fact that the drivers can literally find some other job if they don't like what they are offered - but guilting people into tipping. I guess the concept of seeing the price of $20 and either accepting it (and actually paying $20 for something) or rejecting it is just too alien.
Should have given a shoutout to everyone in an order which their name's initials would have spelled out COCAINE since it was censored throughout the video
No Tim, sad to say I was his 100,000th subscriber. Look elsewhere for your nanosecond of fame. (This comment is FALSE, and keeping in line with poster content.🤣)
Good stuff. Your standup special is still the best. Hadn't laughed that hard in a long time. If anyone reading this hasn't seen it, do yourself a favor. Very unique
This is some hilarious shat! Very nice work. You're the best kind of Troll, the kind of Troll you'd go under the bridge and wake up just to say hi and have some Tea with :P
Once in the UK someone distributed "McDonalds" fliers " Bring 10 pieces of McDonalds Rubbish & this leaflet to your Mcdonalds & get a free Big Mac " .... it cleaned up the streets !
You should make a dummy response from their advertising and get them to have an internal argument at the company. Just become a catalyst for them to self destruct.
I died laughing seeing that chicken tender one. I worked at Publix all through high school and half of college. When I left there I was working the Deli so the tender one got me good haha
Years ago, Jerry Seinfeld authored a book titled "Letters from an Idiot". In the book, he wrote nonsensical letters to major companies on ridiculous topics, but he made them sound sincere. The responses he received from the companies were hilarious.
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Mom just asked if we could go to Applebee's for the margarita deal 🤣
"wildfires"
they were wild but they werent wildfires lol
I guess no.
That new google twist is brilliant. Also, the Mountain Dew bit reminds me so much of the video of the couple at Walmart who tried to buy like 20 cases of Mountain Dew at the beginning of the pandemic and my first thought was Wow...I bet they do cocaine.
Or just play video games.
No, they do Mountain Dew, they ran out of Cocaine
That wasn't my first thought when I saw that couple at Walmart buying all that Mountain Dew. My thought was Walmart was dewing them a favor. From the looks of their physiques, they needed to cut back on sugar intake.
@@solarlass5807 dewing them a favor - I see what you did there
If anyone asks about the name ‘Neb’, just make sure they know A) it’s short for ‘Nebuchadnezzar’, and B) you received that name because that’s the size wine bottle your folks polished off the night you were conceived (equivalent to 20 standard sized bottles).
And it's "Ben" backwards.
I thought it was the ship that Joseph Smith and Jesus sailed over to the United States so they could leave some new commandments and bring Christianity to the wild peoples that lived here. Then when they got here they just ended up chilling with Leif Ericsson and forgot what they had been meaning to do. Then Jesus ate too many edibles and bailed leaving Joseph here where he had to wait for more white peoples to show up.
Is that all you know about that name?
@@anonamatron trolling doesn’t require a deep intimate knowledge of the history of Babylonian royalty, though I can tell you there were four kings with that name, of which the 2nd appears in the Hebrew Bible, hence his inclusion in traditional wine sizing.
@@silverchords1277yeah, I remember calling a kid named Ben “king neb” cuz we learnt about it in religion in school
i work at publix and me and my coworkers absolutely loved the publix one. hilarious - keep doing these.
Why is this one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
You know exactly why
Because you didn’t grow up watching Dave Chappelle?
This guys ducking hilarious
@@thebeardyyc dave chapelle isn't funny
This comedian is fun, but a bit too woke for me.
There won't be an Applebee's update. They know what they're about.
Should make a fake Applebee's page and respond to the $5 margaritas one with "Sorry, our marketing team got shitfaced on $5 margaritas"
For about 2 months before Covid hit Applebee's had 25 cent wings and dollar cocktails that changed weekly, as soon as I found out me and the boys started doing game nights there and it was glorious. Then came the day all the restaurants closed and we lost access to the cheapest alcohol and wings I'd ever seen.
We didn't know how good we had it.
Damn I wish I knew about that
What a glorious, but brief, time in history
He will say a swear word, but he won't say cocaine...
He don't like, he don't like, he don't like to say cocaine!
Blame youtube
That's asinine.
It's youtubes bot, they don't want people to mention drugs.
I mean--cocaine is literally illegal
4:50 The correct email to send was: "I love your restaurant but the last time I passed out drunk there, they banned me. Is this a new corporate policy that my local manager will be forced to follow?"
I used to work for Publix if u walk into any store and act a complete fool and threaten to call corporate the manager will hand feed you the chicken tenders
I'm just waiting for him to learn that you can edit the HTML of any website to make it say whatever you want and then screenshot it.
Yes, inspect element that shit.
Did y’all ever play Neopets? When I first learned about HTML editing as a kid I changed the pages to trick my friends into believing I won a ton of money and valuable items. Fun times.
That’s way too much work. Easier to just drop it into photoshop and edit it there.
@@ireadysucks3026 not at all opening the dev console and changing HTML is as easy as changing text in a notepad doing Photoshop requires actual image editing.
I wonder if I could pull something basic off like this as a blind person? What's dev console? Would I find it on my MacBook? would be funny to troll my dad @@johnsmith8981
The fact that he said bakery instead of deli for the tenders just increased how unhinged he sounded
The trolling is incredibly genius!
Love the google advertisements!!!!
Why did “It’s Neb.” “Apologies” kill me lmaooo😂
Applebee's didnt respond because that's their company philosophy- "yes, it IS ok to get shitfaced at Applebees", and they dont feel the need to justify it
This man is lowkey a marketing genius
Lmao these are golden
This man could rival Charlie in the monotone wars
i was wondering who he reminded me of
This guy is actually funny tho
@@ucrain4971 charlie's not meant to be funny he's trying to inform us
@@yoshifan4456 so when charlie says a string of curse words he isnt trying to be funny?
@@ucrain4971 Charlie is a whole lot funnier than this guy. You have no taste
He said margarita but he wouldn't say cocaine. society 😒
You're definitely helping ease my depression.
The delivery of everything really holds this video together
I’m really struggling not to laugh in front of my family, I love these so far.
Ironically, Coca-Cola originally had cocaine in it, but they took it out not because it was unhealthy but because it was redundant.
Says a lot about the capabilities of caffeine.
Ben just knows how to make content we wanna see😂this is a great idea
Jesus loves you!
Alex Rose, omg, you were my favourite band!
This new ad idea is golden
I’m literally crying from laughing. Ben, you are a fucking legend!!
Make more of these , this is hilarious
i cant wait till this someday results in the company trying to hire you bc some of these are bangers
Yup. Guilting people into tipping is somehow virtue signaling - not curbing Luber's greed, not curbing the executive pay, not acknowledging the fact that the drivers can literally find some other job if they don't like what they are offered - but guilting people into tipping. I guess the concept of seeing the price of $20 and either accepting it (and actually paying $20 for something) or rejecting it is just too alien.
Should have given a shoutout to everyone in an order which their name's initials would have spelled out COCAINE since it was censored throughout the video
You should've called mountain dew mountain bew as a revenge for them not getting the name right.
This was actually so funny. Thank you for doing this!
The mountain dew absolutely killed me
I think this is really fascinating what does and doesn't get a response
More of these are definitely needed.
To be fair, Cynthia never said you Couldn't get a chicken tender, just said it wasn't an official ad
Wow, what a dumb point!
Thought most of it wasn't your best work but that apologies had me rolling
Dat deadpan delivery doe. Lmfao
Man you are dry and funny as hell. Glad to find ya Ben, thank you!!
I think I just became your 100,000th subscriber. This is gold can't wait to check out your recent content.
No Tim, sad to say I was his 100,000th subscriber. Look elsewhere for your nanosecond of fame.
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This is the greatest thing i’ve seen this month
Well...this was amazing and now I’m subscribing XD
Your antics are irreverent and mischievous! And I’m subscribing to your channel jaja
I just want to give you a hug
“Don’t even think about it” 😂
Is it true that when you do self checkout, if you ask, the store will pay you for being a cashier?
This is brilliant!
This man is a comedy genius.
You are hilarious as always!! 🤍🤟🏻✨
7 minutes? Oh my Mr Palmer. You are spoiling us!
Would be even funnier to put a few bucks into the ad campaign and run it live, see if you can get customers to respond.
For real though, I'd be willing to have the chipotle staff instruct me on proper burrito folding technique
Thank you for activating my parasympathetic nervous system!
I love The Car. The "Cat Poo" lady is the same woman on the cover of Supertramp's Breakfast In America.
this is absolutely hilarious
Keep up the good work. You're very talented.
The Applebee's ad is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good stuff. Your standup special is still the best. Hadn't laughed that hard in a long time. If anyone reading this hasn't seen it, do yourself a favor. Very unique
Its like he's in a contest with himself to have the more monotone voice
I saw that you limited comments on TikTok. I don’t comment, but I wanted you to know that I love your content. I hope you keep it up. Thanks!
Aw, thanks!!
This is some hilarious shat! Very nice work. You're the best kind of Troll, the kind of Troll you'd go under the bridge and wake up just to say hi and have some Tea with :P
"Get shitfaced at Applebee's" comedy gold!
Once in the UK someone distributed "McDonalds" fliers " Bring 10 pieces of McDonalds Rubbish & this leaflet to your Mcdonalds & get a free Big Mac " .... it cleaned up the streets !
Your doing the lords work. I love it.
It’s astonishing how monotone and condescending he is in both his regular videos and his shorts! Really embodies the millennial sense of humor
This made my night
It's been a long time since I laughed out loud at just the thumbnail
3:58 “Ni Ned” 😂😂😂😂
You from Florida bro, the way you ride on Applebee's and Publix screams "FLORIDA MAN!!!!!!"
I think if you compliment an employee to a manager they can buy you (the employee) a meal
Watched all your content. Does the 👑 ever smile?
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen
The spirit airlines one 😂😂😂
Banger as usual
Love these omg
The Car, that’s a classic. George Barris built that one, as well as the ‘66 Batmobile, the Munsters cars, and a bunch of others.
This reminds me of the book, "Letters from a Nut"
My brain had trouble letting me click something that looked like an ad
Oh man, I was actually part of the team managing Applebees‘ social media when this vid was posted, so sad I missed your message 😂
BRILLIANT!
I may use this to create some interesting ads for companies to price match!
You openly admit to committing fraud? FBI Contacted.
I emailed Chipoltle but I have not heard back from them.....the story of my life.
So funny as always 🤣 😂 😆
Thanks for the shout-out, much love.
I really, really hope he showed them the screenshot. 😂
Feels like this would be a great way to crash a company maybe? "This voucher if you contact…"
At the end he was just fuckin around 😂
Applebee's is lookin' like the K-Mart of restaurants now. Soon they're gonna be out of business, too.
As a Google Advertiser this is some funny ass shit.
Finally some good content
You should make a dummy response from their advertising and get them to have an internal argument at the company. Just become a catalyst for them to self destruct.
he repeated a few names and said have a wonderful whatever it is... im dead
I died laughing seeing that chicken tender one. I worked at Publix all through high school and half of college. When I left there I was working the Deli so the tender one got me good haha
This is a 22st Century "Letters From A Nut", and you are Ted L. Nancy.
You should create a "Show me on the doll where you were touched last night." Ad campaign. Let me know if this sparks a creative response.
xD the self censoring of the word *--------*
Years ago, Jerry Seinfeld authored a book titled "Letters from an Idiot". In the book, he wrote nonsensical letters to major companies on ridiculous topics, but he made them sound sincere. The responses he received from the companies were hilarious.
Your membership teirs are hilarious 😂
i need a crossover with climate town. there's a whole treasure chest of oil related companies you could fuck with