I put a cake recipe through google translate 40 times
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- Опубликовано: 21 фев 2021
- I took a random recipe for birthday cake from the internet, translated it 40 times through Google Translate, and then translated back to English. and then we baked it. I'm not sure it turned out too well...
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#pointcrow #googletranslate #baking 
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Heyo! You guys overwhelmingly asked for more stream content on the channel ( poll here: ruclips.net/user/postUgzfyaSDE8iQvdMYWvh4AaABCQ ) so this is the start of it! Hope you enjoy :)
Hi
EPIC!
Point crow Play Terraria
Thank you crow, very cool!
First
Me: Please don't throw in a book, please don't throw in a book, please don't throw in a book......
Not sure if the toothbrush is better or worse than the book.
Not gonna lie, I kinda want the two of them to collab now...
It's his trademark just like eggs with How To Basic
That was the reason I couldn't watch the first part...
⸻ ̇𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫⸻
The funny thing was the people in chat saying “I’m unsubbing” and “your disgusting” and “excuse me whilst I barf for 30 minutes” but continue to watch the stream and say the same thing for the rest of the time lol
chat always toxic af
Tbh erics chat is one of the most toxic and just plain rude chats ive ever seen on twicth
if they think this is bad they should watch filthy franks vomit cake
I'm the guy who said that look's good
Brandon Yeo it sucks because crow is a genuinely a funny and cool dude, and then he gets a chat like that, it really makes me pissed
As a baker this activated my fight or flight.
When he started punching when it said beat the eggs, when it's literally correctly translated... I...
Culinary Graduate here and this is painful
I was laughing until he mixed up baking powder and baking soda
Yo it wasn't fight or flight it was fish or stop being a baker
this triggered my fight
The person that said in chat "Are you making a bomb?" made my day.
@Samer Kassab it's at about 8:47
what??????
I SAW THAT 😭 its after he add a shit ton of salt
I saw that too
No this is how you make drugs
I love how at no point baking was a required step
Well the baking wasn't necessary because PointCrow just bought a ready-cooked toothbrush. The only reason for the baking was to bring out the centered toothbrush.
@@eyeCubish Someone was paying attention in class. A+, excellent work
@@hereisahuman5977 he never cleaned the center
and the oven was preheating the whole time
Ah, well. We were supposed to bake it. So :p bake it in a Schrodingers cat kinda thing. A preheated oven whilst not being preheated. Two states at once
*Dubious Food*
"It's too gross to even look at. A bizarre smell issues forth from this heap. Eating it won't hurt you, though.. probably."
*Probably*
*Probably*
*probably*
*Probably*
Probably
"if someone says `add a pinch of salt` you can assume they mean 1/3 of a cup"
nice 👍
That is 100 percent correct lol (not)
Maybe he has ginormous hands, how can you know?
@@mzadro7 you have a good point
@@8xvenom475 lmao
That one science teacher when they say “Explain the process in DETAIL”
Some guy in chat said “are you baking a bomb” and idk why but that had me dying
IKR?! I noticed that too. Lmfao!
someone said "YOU WENT TO COLLEGE" and it's why I'm subbed
I saw that too and I was dying too loool
I didn't see it. Where was it?
@@BigDaddyHC 8:48
I love how pointcrow uses the mini fridge to trick us in believing he is tall :)
How do you know it's a mini fridge, maybe it's a cardboard cutout of a mini fridge
Here's a little lesson in trickery
@@charred270 whats in the fridge?
@@knutos3295 it's a can of beef and some packaged corn
In the 2d fridge
@@charred270 that video made me lose hope in life
I love the days where I used to walk down the stairs and hear ol' aunt Sue yell "Get the water gun and the tarp, we're making a smooth meal." Absolutely scrumptious aroma
We're makin' 👉😎👉
A smooooooooooth meal
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooooooth meal.
Your aunt did that too! I thought it was just something my family did. Small world right? 😃
As a non-baker this pains me, imagine the pain of the people that actually knows how to bake.
same
I bake a bit and i am actually gonna comit a homicide from this
true
ive only been taking culinary classes for a year or two now and this video makes me want to fry my face off in a nicely oiled cast iron skillet
I boiled my shit once
Pointcrow: "I'm over 6 feet."
Chat: "Shut up, hobbit."
Oh
Oop-
XD
Lol I remember that one X_X
I love how he can do that entire thing no problem, then AFTER blending whole eggs sugar walnuts and bread goes “ew it’s foaming”
I love the "I can follow a recipe"
Then proceeds to use baking soda instead of powder
The fact that you took "salt to taste" as being a mistranslation is one of the best parts of this video lmao
ya…
He said it was a cake recipe, no cake recipe would say salt to taste
He offended an entire twitch chat in a matter of seconds, without saying a single offensive word
this entire video was a hate crime man
@@faith9196 not even a hate crime, a war crime
With the steak right?
Hey, some people could potentially think guys is an offensive word or something
@@totallyrealname8849 yeah but that's cause they stupid
i saw someone in the chat say ''did you just blend a child'' and i fell off of my chair reading that
Time stamp?
@@teamsharpened7661 12:45
@@trashbabie2252 thanks dude
HOLY FUCK THAT'S MY FRIEND HE WAS IN THE STREAM XD HE SENT ME THE LINK TO THE VIDEO AND NOW I KNOW WHY
@@KCKrumbcake no
Dude summoning a whole demon from this nine inch circle
“circle”
Well in adventure time in order to make a portal to the nightosphere you have to splash a smiley face with milk
I swear every time he laughs and then mentions he's a "strong 6 ft white tool", I can't help but burst out laughing
Is he a knife? Pliers? Wrench? Attack helicopter? Spoon?!?!?
When he said destruction I thought that he was gonna bust out the flamethrower or something
Chat was telling him to do it, but he ignored it 😂 That probably woulda been a step too far and actually really dangerous.
I mean you only got the element wrong
Lol, quite literally the opposite
I was seriously hoping he was just gonna yeet that bowl onto the ground when he pulled out the tarp xD
Twitch chat always says " Hello RUclips," so...
Hello Twitch chat
This is the equivalent of putting a response into a time capsule.
@@Sonofshuwuyour à genius bruda
Hey chat
hello youtube commenter
@@lettuce674 hello youtube replier
For “cleaning the mixture” he should’ve put soap in the red eggs.
also red could have have ketchup or tomato or just plain biofood colour xD
@@tobiasuretheworld1434 what are you talking about my comment is a year old
when he was bragging about being able to reach the top shelf
someone in the chat said
"shut up hobit"
i laughed so hard my parents told me off
my favorite thing is eric jokingly showing off his muscles saying he's so strong and muscular but then like... he is actually muscular....
He's so happy he's tall but he forgets the 11 year olds that are taller than him.
*at the end, originally*: toss chat into the "cake" to end stream
*translated*: throw the populous into the oven to end live
How do you translate cake to oven🎍
circle: is measured in inches
PointCrow: "degrees" definitely means Celsius
Turns out it was actually in kelvins.
Instructions unclear, my cake looks nothing like yours. It's got three spongy white circles and this sugary red stuff covering the whole thing.
Ew
Absolutely disgusting
So... cake?
Don’t tell me you didn’t dispose of the two red eggs.
@@redpepper74 he cleans differently
Ahh, this brings back good memories 🙂 my grandma always used to make this recipe for me when I was a kid, it was so good my body tried to throw up everything else for more room for the cake😊
Lol!
Ok
Frog
Wow Palpatine, very cool.
This is so wholesome
If only he had done a "here's one I prepared earlier" gag while it was cooking.
17:02 someone said “Eric is slightly to the left of lesbian fashion”-
I see he’s brought his breath of the wild cooking skills into real life
All he needs are bokoblin parts
YOU AGAIN!
No this animated i can't remember his name but he draws that bird and he made a video on that profile picture and why people do it
@@LimeLoaf the talentless writer
you again >:’(
Imagine this being the first time ever seeing Crow's content. Must be very confused.
First time here, really confused
@@chincrimson848 I can see why u might be just a tad bit confused, he's mainly a speedrunner but he likes to put really interesting spins on certain speedruns (a good example is the botw: go home and die speedruns). He also does non-speedrun content (ex. this video and modding botw to be Mario 64)
Fear
To everyone who is seeing pointcrow for the first time... yes this is a cult
@@chincrimson848 well i completely understand the pain but it gets better
My family liked this recipe so much they're twitching on the floor from excitement
I just love the confidence throughout the entire video as if all of this makes sense and is totally normal
The two sides of chat:
Crow stop ur going to hurt yourself!!!!
LMAO HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF
The duality of man
Men of duality
of duality man
Man duality of.
nam fo ytilaud
take a shot every time someone in the chat says “I hate it here”
SharpPigeon
I read this comment, looked up at the video, and saw someone say "I hate it here"
Sounds like a fun drinking game :D
Wasted
Absolutely comatose
dea rgod ghsfsz too a ng
Middle schoolers lunch table: "eat this for 5 dollars" 24:27
Nah this is the shit they sell for a fiver mate
Do I get anything for when I ate that roach
Nah it was "eat it or you're a bitch."
This is my first video I’ve ever seen from this guy and he’s earned a subscriber.
Legend says his oven is still preheating at 350 degrees
662 f*
@@SirFae 350 celcious
Celsius* sorry I’m kinda just like that
“I’m scared”
“This won’t be edible”
“Mmm yummy”
-pointcrow chat
*I never doubted your baking skills for a second.*
12:53
Destruction
unfortunately, i was there for this stream, and watching the red eggs part live was the most distressing experience i've ever had watching a twitch stream. thanks, eric!
Yea that just the craziest thing 😂 😂
Rave reviews from the press (twitch chat):
"This video was good to to extent hard to look away from, like a train wreck, or a car crash."
-Ew York Times
"It's hard to top the previous episode in the series, in which PointCrow cooks a dumpster with a blowtorch and then pours in the vegetable oil, but this one just about manages it."
-Washington Grossed
"Cooking with Crow is more than just a series. It's a lifestyle. Or, more accurately, a death style."
-The Globe and Entrail
This is like a mad magazine or wacky packages parody
I love the smile he gets whenever he thinks of another awful idea to do during these videos
“Add vanilla and walnuts. Destruction.” Couldn’t have said it better myself
Instructions unclear. My arm is now stuck in the ceiling.
You tried to bake a cake but accidentally activated no-clip
There are people in this house
Just go into creative mode and get a cake, it’s way easier I do it all the time
You made me laugh out loud, take my appreciation
I thought maybe you were going to add some protein powder for the “protein” part of the recipe... not a whole freaking steak!
Frog
@@EonicX_21 *Frogge
@@Phika_ Phrogge*
@@PikaJim *Phfroggē
@Luke Wakim *Rawgge
5:41
That person in chat tho 😭😭😭
“He’s gonna summon something”
Whoever said in chat “shut up hobbit,” I will always remember you
saw this in my recommended and i just started crying bc i remembered the last episode
Mooood
"Oh God please don't throw a book in..."
Cry of laughter?
@@rylenstuffsv2 no cried of pain bc im a learning home cook
RUclips subtitles labeled the blender sound as “music”
catJAM
The deaf viewers: 💃 🕺
@@microwavecucumber6
Rude but funny
@@nitrobilder12 such is the best humour on the internet
That's just 100 gecs
8:49 That one guy asking “are you baking a bomb?”
So this is a thing I found today. I have to say: my favorite parts of the video are the parts where you read the recipe like it's a normal recipe that makes sense at all times
I died at “Sprinkle with parchment paper”
Rip
“I think we all know where this is going”
Yup
where? xD
Yup
Frog
Probably to the garbage can
18:37 "you're here, watching this video"
me: shoot i was supposed to be doing homework, *what am i doing here watching a man bake a not-a-cake?? HOW DID I GET HERE*
You are one of the funniest guys I've seen in a long time. I'm glad you've caught some spotlight. Keep making great vids
"excuse me whilst I vomit for the next 30 minutes"
-everybody in chat
LMAO THE ONE TWITCH COMMENT "YOU WENT TO COLLEGE"
*clown college
at 18:20 when he sighs at the same time the globglogabgalab goes oooooom for the same amount of time in a video im simultaneously watching
Please do more of these xD
It's beautiful
You should make Cooking with PointCrow a monthly series. Thats how good these vids are.
EDIT: This seems to have a decent response. Thanks guys!
Edit but it’s part 2: Thanks for 1000 likes! First time I’ve every gotten this many likes! I’m glad so many of you support this idea.
yes
YES
Y.E.S
Binging with Crow
Agreed
Somebody find his exact model of fridge and see how tall it is. Then we can do pixel math to prove how tall our favorite 6 white tool really is.
Definitely under 5'8 assuming he's american. My 5'8 mom is the perfect height to easily reach the top shelf, so he must be shorter. I'm 5'4 and much too short to reach the top shelf beyond the first couple glasses or so. So my theory:
5'5-5'8
@@Lichen8404 shelves vary in size depending on the height of the ceiling. Fridges, however tend to be a bit more uniform in size. We gotta find that model fridge
@@mcd08 well that's also why I said assuming he's in the U.S.
@@Lichen8404 but ceiling heights vary by house or apartment, not country lol!
@@mcd08 TRUEE
When you threw a whole ass 🥩 in there, the chat said “SOMEONE CALL 911”
Started crying 22 minutes in...I love this.
Alternate Title: Pointcrow creates dubious food from the popular zelda game: breath of the wild
Dubious is an understatement
Copied
@@DMMINO493 i literally did not know i copied
@@kariosk123 it's one off the top comments
@@DMMINO493 ooooohhhh didn't know
I thought when he said his bit about premade stuff it was gonna be him pulling out a storebought cake and say he made the recipe earlier so the people there while live didn't need to wait 30 minutes
9:37 The kitchen is attacking Eric in an attempt to end his culinary crimes against humanity.
2:02 I think that's the circumference
U can see half the chat like: YEEESSSS
And the other half like: oh god please stop
Thank you for the fantastic tutorial good sir! I was baking my cake alongside yours for my son's birthday party, and when I fed him the cake he passed out! I can't believe my cake turned out so good that it even put Johnny to sleep. He still hasn't woken up hahaha, liked and subscribed!
Man's ruined the cake, he didn't sprinkle the flower, he just dumped it
The moment I saw the thumbnail, I knew this was the guy who didn’t even have a mixing bowl or measuring cups. I’m actually scared to press play.
I love how he doesn't even follow the instructions properly
Instructions: "add 1/2 a cup of milk"
*Adds 3 cups* "yea that's about 1/2 a cup right?"
First video I've ever watched by you. Hilarious and subscribed. I'm in love with you
This is the kind of videos that I need
i don’t know what’s happening this was just in my recommended and i’m in a lot of physical pain so i needed a good laugh, thank you
this just in: local man makes bomb while attempting to bake a cake
No one can draw a perfect circle!
Sam and dean: hold my beer
5:52 "THIS WONT BE EDIBLE"
"mmm yummy"
i love twitch chat
There was a constant influx of people saying "I hate it here" and I couldn't get enough
this is what we all made as a kid when we try to bake a cake
Cant relate
I love how you flexed about being able to reach the top shelf
Maybe it's the edible, but watching this video made me realize that it's fascinating that human beings have learned how to make food from literally nothing
i don't think this cake is edible
he said maybe
@@nonbinaryfortnite oof not the kinds edible I was referring too 😬
@@abdulwilliams9995 ik i was making a joke
I just love that chaotic personality
no hesitation
no regrets
just confidence
and a lot of fun
I'm especially amazed that your oven can heat up to 350 degrees Celsius without burning down the house
This is the type of thing me and my friends would make at the 7th grade lunch table.
5:02
in case you want to do it at home
Finally a husband who knows how to cook from scratch, heres your ring sir💍😤👌
Sorry lady,
But Ive already given him mine 😤 💍 👌
These emoji’s are some real Karen shit lol
@@blackflamongo5973 😂😂
And he decided to save it for a stranger at the end. So kind.
Im just wondering if I can get a cake like this for my future wedding- It just looks so amazing
The guests would be taken aback by how delicious the cake is
The guests would die for that cake
It's kind was limited edition and has been disposed of, you're sadly out of luck.
@@oleandertea4519 Oh damn that’s sad it looked so good :‘)
Crow: How do you do destruction?
Me: Plagg.
This is such a fun and unique video idea! you just got a new subscriber.
If u like this kind of stuff there’s a guy named “Imbrandonfarris” who does this a lot.
Thank you Jesus
Jear Desus
Jear Desus
Jear Desus
Jear Desus
If Crow ever wanted to become a professional chef, let's just hope these restaurants don't see any of these videos.
the first half: being sarcastic
the second half: flexing
He can actually cook.
10:13
Reminds me of botw cooking where you just throw the stuff in
19:33
Chefcrow and the return of the rubber spatula and smooth