Google Translate Makes Dinner *FAIL*

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @TheNoteblockLizard
    @TheNoteblockLizard 5 лет назад +6508

    "I'm flicking a dagger for 15 minutes"
    I don't know which is deadlier. The look on Malinda's face, or the fact that I'm laughing so hard!

    • @Ferrilsblood
      @Ferrilsblood 5 лет назад +100

      That got me too XD! I need that as a GiF I swear XD hahahaha!

    • @thewizarddave2025
      @thewizarddave2025 5 лет назад +58

      Both, they're both deadly

    • @llexarts
      @llexarts 5 лет назад +57

      I know what’s deadliest Nightshade juice which is poison

    • @llexarts
      @llexarts 5 лет назад +9

      The Noteblock Lizard I love your channel!

    • @MaskinJunior
      @MaskinJunior 5 лет назад +16

      But I do think Malinda need a better prop-dagger. That tiny thing looked like a peeling knife.

  • @consie6553
    @consie6553 5 лет назад +1445

    Nobody:
    Literally no-one:
    Google Translate: *You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat*

    • @rainnetic_07
      @rainnetic_07 5 лет назад +37

      That bit made me laugh so hard

    • @parasite_gutz
      @parasite_gutz 5 лет назад +26

      @@rainnetic_07 same, and the 34 mornings, 4 mins part

    • @mysteryrex5445
      @mysteryrex5445 5 лет назад +4

      lmfao

    • @erlendvageskar3356
      @erlendvageskar3356 4 года назад +8

      Valuable life lesson, I guess

    • @jamesheald7971
      @jamesheald7971 4 года назад +11

      there is a song in this somewhere.
      chicken - noun
      chicken - verb
      chickenly - adverb
      chicken - adjective
      alas, it can be done. well done. overdone. all it lacks is the spice from Arrakis. what that is added, it is Dune.

  • @buttercupkat
    @buttercupkat 5 лет назад +1250

    Google Translate: At least three minutes before serving the food-
    Me: WOW, YOU GOT IT!
    Google Translate: we sleep.
    Me: *Smashes computer*

  • @malthemalevolentone
    @malthemalevolentone 4 года назад +2393

    “34 mornings, 4 minutes.” Sounds like the name of a reality TV show.

    • @fates1child
      @fates1child 4 года назад +24

      Yes.

    • @aadiseh1597
      @aadiseh1597 4 года назад +44

      That’d be like less than 4 second each-

    • @aadiseh1597
      @aadiseh1597 4 года назад +18

      No less than 8

    • @brodyferencak4177
      @brodyferencak4177 4 года назад +12

      Heh I was about to comment saying that it's an impressive speedrun but then I saw yours

    • @kichithewolfie6929
      @kichithewolfie6929 4 года назад +13

      Sounds like the cancer patient next to me.

  • @edgyemoturtle6983
    @edgyemoturtle6983 5 лет назад +2412

    “3 minutes before serving, we sleep”
    I mean.. They’re right

    • @hazelannepula7435
      @hazelannepula7435 5 лет назад +30

      Omg! AS SOON AS I WAS READING THIS COMMENT SHE WAS ALSO SAYING THAT *AT THE SAME TIME!!!*

    • @rianne1190
      @rianne1190 5 лет назад +24

      3:58

    • @rebekahl840
      @rebekahl840 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @-.bella.-
      @-.bella.- 4 года назад +2

      No they're not

    • @haaaaf8087
      @haaaaf8087 4 года назад +14

      you can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat

  • @FoxEllaAnimation
    @FoxEllaAnimation 5 лет назад +4201

    "And enjoy your right hand"
    Left hand:
    Am I a joke to you?

  • @aquarose8045
    @aquarose8045 5 лет назад +1413

    Google translate: gradually...
    Us: *WATERMELON*

  • @RaelynTheEncantoFan1000
    @RaelynTheEncantoFan1000 2 года назад +234

    “You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat”
    “IT MUST BE IN THE CENTRE OF THE WIND”
    these parts made me laugh 😂

    • @FancyRat286
      @FancyRat286 11 месяцев назад +1

      HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @echoplots8058
    @echoplots8058 5 лет назад +3690

    I really wanna know more about those columbian carrot races

  • @ever2059
    @ever2059 5 лет назад +3170

    Gradually whisk. The sequel to gradually watermelon

    • @dummroll
      @dummroll 5 лет назад +43

      Yes

    • @dummroll
      @dummroll 5 лет назад +28

      Yee Stupid Auto Correct

    • @n0vaqx
      @n0vaqx 5 лет назад +61

      Gradually whiiisk👏👏gradually wiiisk👏👏

    • @LanTheHuman
      @LanTheHuman 5 лет назад +12

      XD you're right!

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +7

      I was also thinking of that! Oh, god.

  • @bshsgdkdb
    @bshsgdkdb 4 года назад +772

    “I am with a few cats and many parents, and I look for little.”
    Google translate dating profile

  • @usernamenotfound7357
    @usernamenotfound7357 4 года назад +189

    “And start just outside your garden garden”
    “MAKE YOU”
    I’m dying rn 😂

  • @cronoctie9468
    @cronoctie9468 5 лет назад +670

    1:39
    Don’t you hate it when you try to cut potatoes but accidentally send a pineapple to the 4th dimension?

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 5 лет назад +33

      That's what scares me most about cooking... Other than heat of course. I can just imagine my past life's weird goddess sister popping out of the portal the pineapple made /with/ the pineapple but she made it have the characteristics of all the fnaf animatronics.
      That hasn't actually happened before. I wish it did though... *Cries in sad grape noises*

    • @gamesandglory1648
      @gamesandglory1648 5 лет назад +10

      Actually the 4.5th dimension as a cubic cube would be x^3 • x^3 which is x^6 but it is half cubic, cubes so x^4.5 = x^3•x^1.5=x^4.5

    • @mysterysunfurled
      @mysterysunfurled 5 лет назад +3

      @@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 you high?

    • @mysterysunfurled
      @mysterysunfurled 5 лет назад +3

      @@gamesandglory1648 uh nerd (jk)

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 5 лет назад +3

      Then We Are Decided Of course not. I'm just crazy. Also I was joking. r/whoosh.

  • @blurefr
    @blurefr 5 лет назад +3003

    “You can Chicken the Chicken in the heat in the heat”

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 5 лет назад +185

      Google Ramsey: THE FUCKING CHICKEN IS FUCKING CHICKEN!!

    • @thiagocerqueira9473
      @thiagocerqueira9473 5 лет назад +127

      Can you chicken a chicken that was chikened before?

    • @seppe4649
      @seppe4649 5 лет назад +67

      @@thiagocerqueira9473 No but i can chicken a chicken that was chickened before.

    • @deltaboogaloo633
      @deltaboogaloo633 5 лет назад +41

      Chicken-ception!

    • @Heroshii15
      @Heroshii15 5 лет назад +53

      Instructions unclear, chicken has unnecessary jaw hair.

  • @sjinnie_boy4988
    @sjinnie_boy4988 5 лет назад +2381

    *You can chicken the chicken in the heat of the heat*
    Unclear instructions 56/10

    • @loquendo12ish
      @loquendo12ish 5 лет назад +75

      When you buy from Chinese websites and the instructions are poorly translated into English xD

    • @user-ss9ib6ek4u
      @user-ss9ib6ek4u 5 лет назад +2

      FSOP right there isn't it?

    • @CMT1995
      @CMT1995 5 лет назад +15

      Instructions unclear, my dick is caught in a Venus flytrap

    • @exist_much5625
      @exist_much5625 5 лет назад +11

      Instructions unclear head stuck in microwave

    • @weeewenye3160
      @weeewenye3160 5 лет назад +3

      Sjinnie_ Boy I WAS READING THAT WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THAT SCENE STARED TALKING WHEN I WAS READING UR COMMENT

  • @kaylakathernandez1750
    @kaylakathernandez1750 4 года назад +290

    Nobody:
    Translate: iT mUsT bE iN tHe CeNtEr Of ThE wInD!!!!!!

    • @DaArcaneWolf
      @DaArcaneWolf 4 года назад +6

      Whats funny is as i saw this comment as soon as that was said

    • @bethriggs2123
      @bethriggs2123 3 года назад +2

      -much- _very_ *funny*

    • @NielsonLucas
      @NielsonLucas 3 года назад +2

      100th like.

    • @Lucario0007
      @Lucario0007 10 месяцев назад +1

      “Hide hidden plans”

    • @Lucario0007
      @Lucario0007 10 месяцев назад +1

      “Hide hidden plans”

  • @Ghost-lk2fc
    @Ghost-lk2fc 5 лет назад +1557

    "34 mornings, 4 minutes."
    Um... Impressive?

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 5 лет назад +71

      Incredibly long cooking time and even after 34 days it still needs 4 more minutes

    • @thedogofwisdom9512
      @thedogofwisdom9512 5 лет назад +5

      Jan Christoffersen lol

    • @LesbianLizards
      @LesbianLizards 5 лет назад +9

      I FOUND WALDO!!

    • @jayhasaphatass883
      @jayhasaphatass883 5 лет назад +4

      This has nothing to do about your comment but did you ever hear this joke? Here it is:Why does Waldo we’re stripes? So he can’t be spotted🤣

    • @LesbianLizards
      @LesbianLizards 5 лет назад +2

      SapphireKatGamer that’s a good joke! I’ve never heard that!

  • @belovedbenton
    @belovedbenton 5 лет назад +2442

    Can you translate house chores?

  • @JacksonFoxglove
    @JacksonFoxglove 5 лет назад +366

    Next time someone asks me how to cook chicken: "You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat!"

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 3 года назад +168

    "I'm flicking a dagger for fifteen minutes." 2:03
    I love her face.

    • @Hazelbazelwastaken
      @Hazelbazelwastaken Год назад +1

      😁

    • @Edward-cb5fc
      @Edward-cb5fc Год назад

      Everyone talks about I'm flicking a dagger for 15 minutes. No one talks about Google translate saying that nightshade juice is enough to bring to a common pot! It's trying to poison us!

  • @rainbowthedragoncat6768
    @rainbowthedragoncat6768 4 года назад +693

    Half the episodes: Google translate is edgy and suicidal
    The other half: Google translate is an insane murderer

    • @nezuko_kamado5400
      @nezuko_kamado5400 4 года назад +12

      Yep sounds right 😏

    • @coollemondrop1484
      @coollemondrop1484 4 года назад +5

      @@nezuko_kamado5400 wht is it with u and this😏??!

    • @nezuko_kamado5400
      @nezuko_kamado5400 4 года назад +5

      @@coollemondrop1484 I really don't know lol 😅

    • @coollemondrop1484
      @coollemondrop1484 4 года назад +5

      @@nezuko_kamado5400 ok!...😏 im joking.... uh... ok bye!

    • @Someone-km3mx
      @Someone-km3mx 4 года назад +11

      Don’t forget google translate: the crazy simultaneous optimist/pessimist

  • @Metalpipeandcarrots
    @Metalpipeandcarrots 5 лет назад +1689

    2:04 “I’m flicking a dagger for 15 minutes.” 😹😹😹

  • @sakurafalls2468
    @sakurafalls2468 5 лет назад +418

    "Dinner aaand back to the bathroom."
    Same

  • @yourlocalflatiron6124
    @yourlocalflatiron6124 4 года назад +46

    “You can chicken the chicken until the heat the heat.” That is one of the most meaningful things I’ve ever heard. Thanks.

  • @amy.ilcsfm
    @amy.ilcsfm 5 лет назад +916

    "I am flicking a dagger for 15 minutes"
    *Casual smile like she wants to kill all of us*

    • @woooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @woooooooooooooooooooooooo 5 лет назад +6

      You call that casual?

    • @MacBack123
      @MacBack123 5 лет назад +5

      im crying

    • @ismirdochegal4804
      @ismirdochegal4804 4 года назад +9

      She found out while singing Toto's "Africa" that she can not seduce hundreds of people. Poor her, I can understand why she wants to kill all of us. 😂

    • @0_0..0_0..0
      @0_0..0_0..0 4 года назад +3

      Yeah

    • @PocketLint846
      @PocketLint846 2 года назад +4

      "hide hidden plans"

  • @sleepyleaf6024
    @sleepyleaf6024 5 лет назад +513

    I love how you made a video about your sponsor instead of shoehorning it in. Nice job! Made me laugh.
    Thanks for the heart and likes!

  • @kyleshultz5481
    @kyleshultz5481 5 лет назад +459

    Nightshade juice...daggers...fire...
    Google Translate, homicidal as ever.

  • @BelowAverageWoFChannel
    @BelowAverageWoFChannel 4 года назад +332

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Google Translate: *I'm flicking a dagger for 15 minutes*

    • @nezuko_kamado5400
      @nezuko_kamado5400 4 года назад +6

      Add on to it:
      Me: I'm flicking two daggers for 20 mins

    • @TheBoyBanditKing1911
      @TheBoyBanditKing1911 4 года назад +5

      Im flicking three daggers for 25 minutes

    • @nezuko_kamado5400
      @nezuko_kamado5400 4 года назад +3

      @@TheBoyBanditKing1911 I'm flick 5 daggers for an hour >:3

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 4 года назад +3

      Google Translate is secretly Toga Himiko confirmed.

    • @Mall0w164
      @Mall0w164 4 года назад +3

      @@nezuko_kamado5400 WELL IM FLICKING A SWORD FOR A YEAR

  • @happykitty1238
    @happykitty1238 5 лет назад +936

    Reduce, reuse, recycle?
    Nah, reduce, blowfish, kale

    • @gregorbaby4269
      @gregorbaby4269 5 лет назад +15

      We're all out of blowfish 😂

    • @happykitty1238
      @happykitty1238 5 лет назад +5

      Gregor Baby GODDAMMIT

    • @-dreamer--likescats-8546
      @-dreamer--likescats-8546 5 лет назад +9

      No,no It's you can chicken the chicken of the heat of the heat

    • @happykitty1238
      @happykitty1238 5 лет назад +1

      OMG catty studios Hmm, you raise a good point, sir.

    • @ryanxin1848
      @ryanxin1848 5 лет назад +5

      HappyKitty 123 the kale seems to turn into a blowtorch that blows out burning pineapples, I tried it

  • @zetaalpha5110
    @zetaalpha5110 4 года назад +1567

    “Dinner aaaaand back to the bathroom.”
    Taco bells motto

  • @Mico_0-c9w
    @Mico_0-c9w 5 лет назад +290

    "Gradually" I don't know how you expect us to not

  • @BIG_Eddie84
    @BIG_Eddie84 4 года назад +72

    ‘34 mornings, 4 minutes’
    Wow these RUclips challenges are getting weirder.

    • @WarmBreadBearBuddy
      @WarmBreadBearBuddy 3 года назад +8

      Mr beast:
      I’m surviving in a Walmart for _34 mornings and 4 minutes_

  • @reaper7427
    @reaper7427 5 лет назад +692

    “The paper is satisfied with the toilet”
    -google translate 2019.

    • @gaygoblin3898
      @gaygoblin3898 4 года назад +11

      ReaperPlayz toilet paper???

    • @dove1466
      @dove1466 4 года назад +25

      @@gaygoblin3898 *coronavirus has joined the chat*

    • @nonsensed1535
      @nonsensed1535 4 года назад +9

      *Social distancing has joined the chat*

    • @davidthompson4585
      @davidthompson4585 4 года назад +4

      "The bathroom is happy to function"
      -Google 2019 to be interpreted.

    • @Ms.Dee1624
      @Ms.Dee1624 4 года назад +4

      Salt, Paper and Intermediate Copy.

  • @deathbyscience42
    @deathbyscience42 5 лет назад +815

    “Dinner and back to the bathroom.” Sounds like me when I cook. 😂

  • @cortalina8617
    @cortalina8617 5 лет назад +288

    "Gradually w-"
    Me: GRADUALLY WATERMELON?!

  • @yourlocaldemon2195
    @yourlocaldemon2195 4 года назад +140

    Guys chill, GT was just making a potion and doing a ritual! Sadly they hid their other recipes, I wanted to summon the Watermelon, Gradually.

    • @apollo_the_deity
      @apollo_the_deity 3 года назад +3

      XD

    • @crystaleni2185
      @crystaleni2185 3 года назад +8

      Nightshade juice does sound like a potion name

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace 3 года назад

      @@crystaleni2185 I know nothing about nightshades, other than that they stab zombies to death.

    • @Collidedatoms
      @Collidedatoms 3 месяца назад

      The other recipes are the hidden plans she needs to hide. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kelly_seastar
    @kelly_seastar 5 лет назад +260

    3:07 "Add egg and stir for 4-5 minutes, until it cools down"
    That almost made sense.

  • @harrietyes
    @harrietyes 4 года назад +432

    "I am flicking a dagger for 15 minutes!"
    "HIDE HIDDEN PLANS!!!!"
    "Cover the nail polish...."
    ".....until the cheese was injured!"
    me: *um*

  • @kyleshultz5481
    @kyleshultz5481 5 лет назад +141

    "You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat."
    The most inspirational quote I've heard all week.

    • @emanatingf
      @emanatingf 5 лет назад +5

      @Kyle Schultz *Oh I've heard some VERY inspirational quotes. Ever used Inspirobot?*

    • @veronical4373
      @veronical4373 5 лет назад

      That was deep😥

  • @Gregsusername
    @Gregsusername 4 года назад +25

    "the paper is satisfied with the toilet"
    The toilet:
    The paper: yeah this is good

  • @feloniousphil7398
    @feloniousphil7398 4 года назад +476

    Teacher: "Cooking Contest is coming up soon!"
    Me: *follows Google Translate's recipe*

  • @madibrand2605
    @madibrand2605 5 лет назад +145

    My friends ask me how to make chicken
    Me: you can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat

  • @jagp135
    @jagp135 5 лет назад +111

    "Take care of this recipe...
    _...and start just outside your _*_garden garden..._*
    *_M A K E Y O U!"_*

    • @zionnemakoma1398
      @zionnemakoma1398 5 лет назад +2

      That reminds me of those youtubers who yell something weird before the actual video starts, like doctor Mike saying "Beewoop!"

  • @lizard7879
    @lizard7879 4 года назад +17

    "the pig is processed for 2-3 minutes until the cheese was injured" I'm dying ;_)

  • @royalemeraldbuilder5058
    @royalemeraldbuilder5058 5 лет назад +142

    Best line: As this shepherd makes their summer, take care of this recipe. Start just outside your garden garden.
    Make you!
    So poetic for just a recipe!

  • @xa-1285
    @xa-1285 5 лет назад +512

    "gradually"
    **looks directly at camera**
    "don't"

    • @royalheadquarters8449
      @royalheadquarters8449 5 лет назад +23

      But the thing is she will never be able to hear that word without immediate 😶🤗😉🤔😏😶😥😀😂😆🙂🙄😣😑

    • @sxjxt
      @sxjxt 5 лет назад +45

      *G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N*

    • @harrykane3869
      @harrykane3869 5 лет назад

      WATERMELON

    • @rat25802
      @rat25802 5 лет назад

      gradually waterme-
      *don’t*

    • @sillysillyleah
      @sillysillyleah 5 лет назад +2

      I was thinking watermelon.

  • @windrocker1676
    @windrocker1676 5 лет назад +140

    Malinda: gradually *has caption saying don't*
    Me:*whispers* watermelon

  • @juliansfish617
    @juliansfish617 4 года назад +24

    "dinner, aaaaand back to the bathroom"
    Taco Bell in a nutshell.

  • @studybug5189
    @studybug5189 5 лет назад +341

    “I am flicking a dagger for 15 minutes!”
    ~Loki when he’s bored

    • @marvelforevah1094
      @marvelforevah1094 4 года назад +10

      Would've been if it was *30 MINUTES*

    • @lilaclavender804
      @lilaclavender804 4 года назад +3

      Yesss!!! Omg this is so true though. I feel like he would do this in Heaven. Or Hell. It could go either way. RIPLoki

    • @sethunt6377
      @sethunt6377 4 года назад +5

      Me: *sees someone who also loves the avengers* WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS!!

    • @studybug5189
      @studybug5189 4 года назад +1

      @@sethunt6377 Yassss 😂

    • @priyavenkatesan5984
      @priyavenkatesan5984 4 года назад +4

      Thor is crying at a corner 😢

  • @xtremeteam6539
    @xtremeteam6539 5 лет назад +136

    Malinda: Gradually, DON’T
    Me: *whispers* gradually watermelon

  • @RubyPiec
    @RubyPiec 5 лет назад +829

    Top 10 tongue twisters:
    You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat

    • @Fuzy2K
      @Fuzy2K 5 лет назад +25

      It sounded almost Shakespearean :P

    • @sonora3468
      @sonora3468 5 лет назад +3

      Oh hey Ruby!

    • @MrMinticuz
      @MrMinticuz 5 лет назад +17

      I made a different one a while ago: “you can kitchen a chicken, but you can’t chicken a kitchen “ 😂

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 5 лет назад +3

      @@sonora3468 who are you, may i ask?

    • @Legacy_Of_2009
      @Legacy_Of_2009 5 лет назад +2

      Bay blade blue bay burst

  • @Luna-0233
    @Luna-0233 3 года назад +12

    “Dinner! And back to the bathroom!”
    Perfect representation of thanksgiving dinner XD

  • @yoursleepparalysisdemon8171
    @yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 5 лет назад +258

    "I'm flicking a dagger for fifteen minutes"
    *casually looks like she wants to kill us*

  • @ak-lr7wy
    @ak-lr7wy 5 лет назад +389

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not one person:
    Google translate: HIDE THE HIDDEN PLANTS!

    • @maddiegrace9787
      @maddiegrace9787 5 лет назад +24

      No one:
      Absolutely no one:
      Not even the pyromaniacs:
      Google translate: THERE IS ALSO A LAMP AND A HUGE FIRE!

    • @DidrickNamtvedt
      @DidrickNamtvedt 5 лет назад +5

      The plants are already hidden so no need to hide them lmao 😂😂

    • @danmanproking2179
      @danmanproking2179 5 лет назад +1

      Katharine Wiltshire ye

    • @thedonutavocado7087
      @thedonutavocado7087 5 лет назад

      Katharine Wiltshire it’s fine

    • @zezus001
      @zezus001 5 лет назад

      Plants
      Bruh

  • @raviola339
    @raviola339 5 лет назад +68

    *You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat.*
    That's the most Google Translate has ever made sense..

  • @karsentube13yt
    @karsentube13yt 3 года назад +12

    “The pig was processed for 2-3 minutes until the cheese was injured”
    I died right there

  • @rachelsyrup
    @rachelsyrup 5 лет назад +76

    "Back to the bathroom"
    "We sleep"
    There's a lot we have to do in addition to cooking dinner.

  • @Andy-ig9gt
    @Andy-ig9gt 5 лет назад +343

    I'd like to see what Gordon Ramsay thinks of the end result

    • @philthy903
      @philthy903 5 лет назад +7

      It's a fuc...oh, wait, this is REALLLLLY F*CKING GOOD!!!

    • @dorcasjiresse5123
      @dorcasjiresse5123 5 лет назад +17

      *takes a bite*
      *I T 'S D R Y*

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +9

      We need him to react to this.

    • @FruitBowlsAreMyThing
      @FruitBowlsAreMyThing 5 лет назад +10

      "IT'S FUCKING RAW" xDDDD i watch hells kitchen and thats like a line he says at least 5 times each ep hahahaha

    • @dorcasjiresse5123
      @dorcasjiresse5123 5 лет назад +1

      @@FruitBowlsAreMyThing I mostly watch Kitchen Nightmares, but Hell's Kitchen is pretty good too.

  • @environ_mental0192
    @environ_mental0192 5 лет назад +1161

    "We can can chicken the chicken in the heat of the heat."
    Malinda is trying to keep a straight face, but I'm not on camera so I burst out laughing.
    Omg wOw so many likes! How?! Also oof I used to write like that ugh so cringy
    i made this a very lAwng time ago I'm 13 now but like wUT? Why so many likes :0

    • @apolbby
      @apolbby 4 года назад +9

      Hello

    • @peed...myself...
      @peed...myself... 4 года назад +6

      @@apolbby ok

    • @aakano15
      @aakano15 4 года назад +5

      l mean same XD

    • @apolbby
      @apolbby 4 года назад +4

      @@aakano15 step chicken

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 года назад +7

      That sounds like my 8-year old self saying senseless things.

  • @Bendyxalice-fw6gs
    @Bendyxalice-fw6gs Год назад +5

    "I am with a few cats *meows in the distance* and many parents"😂 0:49

  • @amazingly_.perfect2851
    @amazingly_.perfect2851 5 лет назад +460

    "You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat"
    I wish they taught me this at school

    • @epxcc1f
      @epxcc1f 4 года назад +4

      Omg lol

    • @user-kt1no7yx1u
      @user-kt1no7yx1u 4 года назад +1

      @x50x xfuckupsx I thought it was a bug

    • @krystalyxx
      @krystalyxx 4 года назад +2

      @x50x xfuckupsx I thought it was a fly and I spent 10 seconds trying to move it off before I realized it was their pfp
      And I hate flies so I kinda hate the pfp too

    • @khitaraaldilla5406
      @khitaraaldilla5406 4 года назад +3

      I thought there is a fly in my screen

    • @random9955
      @random9955 4 года назад +1

      Same

  • @wolfsbane8539
    @wolfsbane8539 5 лет назад +77

    Google translate: You can chicken the chicken in the heat of the heat.
    Me: Well you learn something new everyday

  • @exphhoria
    @exphhoria 4 года назад +547

    "gradually"
    me: GRADUALLY WATERMELLON, GRADUALLY WATERMELLON, GRADUALLY WATERMELLON

  • @DrizzingSakuras
    @DrizzingSakuras 4 года назад +36

    3:52 Guys! We need to help the cheese!

    • @cosmiccatalyst6448
      @cosmiccatalyst6448 Год назад +2

      I’m more worried about the pig that’s being processed *for 2-3 minutes*

    • @Collidedatoms
      @Collidedatoms 3 месяца назад +1

      Yes! It's injured!

  • @lilie9042
    @lilie9042 5 лет назад +266

    "I am flicking a DAGGER for 15 minutes"
    Me:Im out

  • @Yuffie13
    @Yuffie13 5 лет назад +885

    Have you ever translated GPS directions? Could be interesting :)

    • @vanix-brawlstars1599
      @vanix-brawlstars1599 5 лет назад +17

      Oh yeah

    • @casual_latte
      @casual_latte 5 лет назад +19

      That would be pretty epic XD

    • @amorphousthoughts3646
      @amorphousthoughts3646 5 лет назад +17

      And would get you lost and in the worst case scenario you get killed by cars

    • @ryanxin1848
      @ryanxin1848 5 лет назад +19

      Lakshita Sudhakar worst case scenario you get sent into a different realm that's is made of kale

    • @amorphousthoughts3646
      @amorphousthoughts3646 5 лет назад +4

      @@ryanxin1848 yeah that would suck

  • @devilwarrior4342
    @devilwarrior4342 5 лет назад +491

    No one:
    Not a single should:
    Not even God:
    Google translate: in Columbia Robicon we race carrots that are three quarters in length

  • @shadowthehappykitten2155
    @shadowthehappykitten2155 3 года назад +11

    I love the look on her face when she says I’m flicking this dagger

  • @anakruscinsck
    @anakruscinsck 5 лет назад +142

    when someone asks me what is it like to be lactose intolerant
    2:08

    • @YesICanNeverSayNever
      @YesICanNeverSayNever 5 лет назад +7

      Me before I found out I was gluten intolerant

    • @avocadoemmy4961
      @avocadoemmy4961 5 лет назад +2

      It sucks

    • @travelingbard6161
      @travelingbard6161 5 лет назад +6

      Irritable bowel syndrome for me.
      I get sick every time I get stressed and I get stressed a lot because this world is fucking nightmare fuel.

    • @sophm5649
      @sophm5649 5 лет назад +1

      RyanTheBeautiful Sameeeeee

    • @gachalifeundertide9353
      @gachalifeundertide9353 5 лет назад

      Lol, I only get sick when I have lactose.

  • @ebm933
    @ebm933 5 лет назад +336

    You never fail to make me laugh 😂
    You’re the best!!
    Malinda: Gradually
    My head: WATERMELON WATERMELON WATERMELON
    Malinda: Don’t
    My head: dang it

  • @frankie5602
    @frankie5602 5 лет назад +63

    "You can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat"
    Best quote ever! Omg I'm dying (not literally dying) ilysm

  • @VampboyVesper
    @VampboyVesper 2 года назад +29

    “I am flipping my dagger for 15 minutes”
    My magical girl oc in a nutshell
    “Hide hidden plans” literally again another magical girl oc I have In a nutshell 💀

    • @Closemusic16
      @Closemusic16 2 года назад

      Tell me more about them.

    • @VampboyVesper
      @VampboyVesper 2 года назад

      @@Closemusic16 I literally forgot half of their lore lmao

  • @lilvitamin67
    @lilvitamin67 5 лет назад +346

    When you said "whisk gradually" I was thinking of "gradually watermelon"😂

    • @nonsense618
      @nonsense618 5 лет назад +16

      Ok, but seriously, who wasn’t?

    • @meowpoint1403
      @meowpoint1403 5 лет назад +8

      @@nonsense618 Um, people who missed that video?

    • @niamh8055
      @niamh8055 5 лет назад +20

      I think that's why she wrote 'don't' on the screen so people wouldn't keep quoting 'gradually watermelon' in the comments 😂

    • @tctt185_dg
      @tctt185_dg 5 лет назад +8

      Oh boy. I guess that's the reason why she said "Don't". Prepare the water of melons full of laughter gradually at each video. 😅

    • @QueerAndHunger
      @QueerAndHunger 5 лет назад +2

      Saaameeee

  • @sophierender1995
    @sophierender1995 5 лет назад +203

    I am flicking a dagger for 15 minutes! Love it 😂

    • @aquawoelfly
      @aquawoelfly 5 лет назад +1

      3:20 is severely lacking in watermelons.

  • @ponix3947
    @ponix3947 4 года назад +247

    “Dinner and back to the bathroom”
    I think google translate had Taco Bell for dinner

    • @sandrapiazza9429
      @sandrapiazza9429 3 года назад +6

      I’ve Actually Had Taco Bell Before And Didn’t Have To Immediately Go To The Bathroom, I’M NOT JOKING!

    • @TheFurryGamer
      @TheFurryGamer 3 года назад +3

      also Buffalo Wild Wings

    • @tj2258
      @tj2258 3 года назад +4

      @@sandrapiazza9429 you are not a human

    • @sandrapiazza9429
      @sandrapiazza9429 3 года назад +4

      @@tj2258 I Am.
      *wait are you joking*

    • @tj2258
      @tj2258 3 года назад +2

      @@sandrapiazza9429 yes I am joking

  • @Artemismeow1
    @Artemismeow1 3 года назад +13

    Dinner! And back to the bathroom
    Moments after eating tacobell

  • @xrybl45tx12
    @xrybl45tx12 5 лет назад +243

    HIDE HIDDEN PLANS”
    “We have you surrounded Malinda! Now give us back the plans for our gooogle translate!”

    • @adrianodrika
      @adrianodrika 5 лет назад +13

      I guess that after eating kale, blowfish, watermelon and nightshade juice, surrendering is futile.

    • @tealdohr
      @tealdohr 5 лет назад +3

      Goooooooooooooogle

    • @elizabethmontanez3424
      @elizabethmontanez3424 5 лет назад +6

      @@adrianodrika and chickened chicken

  • @nicktv4264
    @nicktv4264 5 лет назад +71

    2:55
    did u noticed that she SMILED in the end ?
    "u can chicken the chicken in the heat of the heat"
    yep~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  • @Ella-gh7qh
    @Ella-gh7qh 5 лет назад +591

    I didn’t know that google translate could cook!! That’s very useful!!
    Thank you for the likes also thank you for the ❤️ Malinda!!

    • @BlazeDragonEternal
      @BlazeDragonEternal 5 лет назад +27

      I didn't know either and after this video I'm sure it can't.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +10

      It can’t bake, either. Remember that one time?

    • @Ella-gh7qh
      @Ella-gh7qh 5 лет назад +5

      Kitty Love oh yeah!! And it can’t do a workout either what’s next!?

    • @David_Thompson
      @David_Thompson 5 лет назад +4

      Reminds me of a spoof recipe book by Leonardo da Vinci. Shepherd's pie - take 3 shepherds... !!

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +2

      Crystal _drawsxd or follow IKEA instructions.

  • @Niko-ci8sw
    @Niko-ci8sw 4 года назад +15

    3:47 *He is kneeling*
    got me lol

  • @hiagain1463
    @hiagain1463 4 года назад +79

    "He is kneeling."
    For some reason that killed me

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 5 лет назад +75

    1:58 Oh, so Google Translate really DOES want to kill us all!
    (Nightshade is a poisonous berry)

    • @hopefultrash2450
      @hopefultrash2450 5 лет назад +3

      cramer floro
      OMG!!!!!

    • @tctt185_dg
      @tctt185_dg 5 лет назад +2

      Oh boy. 🤦‍♂️🤣

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 5 лет назад +2

      "I am flicking a dagger for 15 minutes"

    • @cosmiccatalyst6448
      @cosmiccatalyst6448 Год назад

      69 likes at the time I replied i have screenshot to -probe- prove it

  • @saph4621
    @saph4621 5 лет назад +131

    Dinner! And back to the bathroom
    Yep, that's lactose intolerance for ya

    • @kavaler1471
      @kavaler1471 5 лет назад +6

      Yep! Especially with a CHEESY Shepard’s Pie

    • @HomosapienNo94628
      @HomosapienNo94628 5 лет назад +4

      Yesss i was looking for this 😂

    • @ariachan9879
      @ariachan9879 5 лет назад +4

      *Cramps had entered the chat*

    • @kaylakaty132
      @kaylakaty132 5 лет назад +1

      I'm lactose intolerant

    • @ingvildkvakestad
      @ingvildkvakestad 5 лет назад

      Grace Kittie yep or onions for me I take lactase to be able to eat lactose lol.

  • @panquequeflaco-de7qz
    @panquequeflaco-de7qz 17 дней назад +1

    Google translate:
    I love this video, I love all the videos in this channel and I want to try it.
    Original:
    I loved this video, I love every single video here in this channel and I forever will.

  • @ovaltineforlife4778
    @ovaltineforlife4778 5 лет назад +60

    Nightshade Juice is the juice from the nightshade plant, native to the UK (I think). It's toxic, definitely don't put it in your meal.

  • @caitiejane938
    @caitiejane938 5 лет назад +108

    "Nightshade juice is enough to send it to a common pot"
    "I am flicking a dagger for 15 minutes"
    Well that escalated quickly... x_x

    • @jayamilapersson4030
      @jayamilapersson4030 4 года назад +10

      Not really nightshade is poisonus as little as 3-4 berries can be deadly for a child, AND she IS looking for little.

    • @philippeamon7271
      @philippeamon7271 4 года назад +1

      @@jayamilapersson4030 OHH! It's also a poisonous berry! I was thinking about the potatoes.

    • @benji274
      @benji274 4 года назад +2

      I wanna know what happened after GT went to sleep 3 minutes before the meal was ready

    • @ciangriffin9630
      @ciangriffin9630 4 года назад +1

      i think google translate is planning a heist

  • @heatherjohnson6699
    @heatherjohnson6699 5 лет назад +44

    *[**3:04**:]* _"Add egg and stir for 4-5 minutes until it cools down"_
    Is it weird *_THAT^^^_* was the weirdest part of the video for me, because the Google Translated line actually *_made sense_* and that just felt *so WRONG??* GOOGLE TRANLSATE, *YOU'RE FALLING DOWN ON THE JOB HERE!!*

  • @andrewhcit
    @andrewhcit Год назад +3

    At one point I encountered an entire (now-defunct) website of recipes that appeared to have been machine-translated from Arabic to English. Some choice instructions from various recipes on it:
    "Pour Maftool municipal heart attack in the cooker and shortening over low heat."
    "Pour the filling over the mixture in the Chinese toast, but without filling up to the edges of China."
    "When the application is added drops of lemon juice to the soup and the well-being."
    "Stay where we turn to the drying of her dead."
    "Pushing gently from under the skin on the chest of the bathroom to put padding with non-filled note that matures much to fillers."

  • @katelyn9
    @katelyn9 5 лет назад +242

    *"IT MUST BE THE CENTER OF THE WINNNNND"*

  • @jena1513
    @jena1513 5 лет назад +72

    Dinner and back to the bathroom..
    You can chicken the chicken and heaten the heat...
    Stop it woman, I am already crying. And don't let the cheese get injured. It can hurt your stomach.

  • @rerogojuryu
    @rerogojuryu 5 лет назад +396

    How does "cover with plastic wrap" turn into "hide hidden plans"?😂😂

    • @SodaPopz01
      @SodaPopz01 4 года назад +22

      Cover with, hide.

    • @rerogojuryu
      @rerogojuryu 4 года назад +11

      @@SodaPopz01 plastic wrap and plans though?

    • @SodaPopz01
      @SodaPopz01 4 года назад +6

      @@rerogojuryu I dunno

    • @lisyaorancrazed
      @lisyaorancrazed 4 года назад

      cover into hidden and wrap into hide

    • @mikkumika707
      @mikkumika707 4 года назад

      DADZAWA?!

  • @yoshe2
    @yoshe2 3 года назад +11

    Get better, cheese! I hope you heal from your injury.

  • @gabe_itch24
    @gabe_itch24 5 лет назад +633

    Says gradually:
    Everyone: WATERMELON
    *dont*

  • @hwtvi3466
    @hwtvi3466 5 лет назад +686

    “With a cup of water and paperwork low, gradually.”
    *Don’t.”
    TOO LATE MALINDA! 🍉🍉🍉

  • @tickoman273
    @tickoman273 4 года назад +33

    When you barge in late for the presentation, the person in front is all:
    "After all, the booths and liquids are expanded."
    and then try to figure out what this is about

  • @kanelinden9400
    @kanelinden9400 3 года назад +8

    "I am flicking a dagger for 15 minutes"
    "Nightshade juice"
    "Hide hidden plans"
    We all know where this is going

    • @KBMoonlight
      @KBMoonlight 3 года назад

      Google Translate is a trickster! Is that what you're trying to say?

    • @kanelinden9400
      @kanelinden9400 3 года назад

      @@KBMoonlight no I mean Google Translate wants to murder

    • @KBMoonlight
      @KBMoonlight 3 года назад

      @@kanelinden9400 I guess she's just like me. But I'm killing plants! Mwa ha ha ha! I don't know how to take care of them...

    • @kanelinden9400
      @kanelinden9400 3 года назад

      @Oggy thank you

  • @saturnplanets
    @saturnplanets 5 лет назад +152

    I clicked so quickly. I just needed some way to laugh

    • @albond
      @albond 5 лет назад

      @@sugaredbugs4823 If you don't know why did you even include that in your comment?

    • @sawtoothdragoon9895
      @sawtoothdragoon9895 5 лет назад +1

      @@sugaredbugs4823 did you just assume they're human... What if they identify as an Apache helicopter

  • @korei1181
    @korei1181 5 лет назад +42

    "I am with a few cats and many parents." kinda reminds me of a certain RUclips couple with 3 cats

    • @korei1181
      @korei1181 5 лет назад

      @Gamer Girl Nicole yes.

  • @bravecylinder93
    @bravecylinder93 4 года назад +16

    2:08
    Nobody:
    Random dude with four diet Pepsi’s and three taco wraps at Taco Bell at 9 in the night: *Dinner-and back to the bathroom*

  • @NeverthelessAURA
    @NeverthelessAURA 3 года назад +16

    I asked Gordon Ramsey about how to cook chicken, he said go ask Matilda.
    She responded -'you can chicken the chicken in the heat on the heat'.
    Bloody legend