I've been to an ice cream restaurant that has (intermittently) jalapenos flavored ice cream. I've never had it because I'm not one for something THAT spicy, so I cant say how it tastes but I've asked and the servers have said it gets sold a decent amount.
Oh...one time I was just translating "kikikiki......" from Malay into English (doesn't work anymore, and Google Translate said, "Do you want your computer to have a problem?"
@@corriehingston6744cause they’re an American South thing. Other cultures don’t really have similar fluffy biscuits. In the US, British “biscuits” are cookies
Your comment made me remember that the word wand is baguette in french, how I wish Harry Potter was in french and translated to English and just wait for the scene were Harry chose his wand . . . :)
I’m imagining this as a sketch about two college roommates trying to get along and they make breakfast together, but one of them is too impatient and has to do everything now! Only- she’s blindfolded and drunk.
I was laughing so hard, my cat woke up, walked over, and started purring loudly at me as if to calm me down. Man, I miss seeing new videos come out on this channel.
I love the part: When you are ready to do the work, buy your breakfast. And put it on the end of the table. Also, you should totally put tangled tv series songs through google translate! I did it and it turned out hilarious
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Google translate aside: I'm impressed how much effort you put into making breakfast. I normally just eat cereal or if I'm really motivated pancakes (which isn't very often)
Original: Hi, Malinda! It's nice to see you're still doing these because RUclips wouldn't be a better place without you here. And...it seems like Google Translate is REALLY crazy about breakfast and it seems like it isn't getting better, which I love. Also, I hope you enjoyed your breakfast, not the Google Translated one. Translated: Kaabo, Malinda. If you’re not here, RUclips isn’t a better place, so it’s a good idea. And ... Crazy Google Translate for breakfast couldn't be better. Also, I hope you enjoy breakfast, not in google translate one.
Speaking of breakfast... Google Translate makes Pop Tarts N=Normal T=Translated N:Hi, I am gonna make a pop tart today. T:Hello, I want to do a pop song today. N:First, go to the cabinet T:I'm going to the office first N:Second, Get a Pop Tart package from a Pop Tart box T:2. Download the pop-tart package from the window that opens N:Third, take the Pop tarts out of the foil T:3. Remove the tartar from the book below for Easter eggs N:Fourth, enjoy! T:Fourth, have fun! N:Well, bye! Wait.. is Google Translate making a mess? T:my child! my child! Wait ... are you happy with Google Translate?
I did this with Blank Space, and it was really weird and funny. “You can tell me when it’s over” turned into: “Please tell, me the story of them big puppies” lol
i think i google translated we Don't Talk About Bruno [page:] We are not talking about Bruno, no, no, no But I didn't mention Bruno was my wedding day [Felix] this is our marriage [page:] we are ready There are no clouds in the sky [Felix] Clouds do not allow clouds in the sky [page:] Bruno was shocked [Felix] Implementation [page:] Can you tell me a good story? [Felix] Be patient, practice and walk [page:] "It caught our attention," Bruno said. [Felix] Have you told us before? [page:] fills my mind [Felix] erd girt [page:] marry the wind [Felix] What a beautiful day, but still here [Biebor Felix:] We are not talking about Bruno, no, no, no We are not talking about Bruno. [punk:] There you live in fear of adults who can't blow up Bruno. I often hear you cry I tied it to the sound of sand, h-h-h Severe weight gain and high blood pressure Abella and her family are always sad This was not a prophecy he had never heard before. Information [More:] A pair of sandals with shoes It was all black when you said your name Yes, she saw your dream when she shouted (hello). [Camillo Page:] We are not talking about Bruno, no, no, no [punk:] on on [Camillo Page:] We are not talking about Bruno. [punk:] We are not talking about Bruno. Site Administrator 1: He said my fish would die the next day. [way:] on on Webmaster 2: He said he would give advice, as promised. [way:] on on Website Monitor 3: My hair is loose, look at my head [way:] Yonder! on on When you read your prophecy, you write a prophecy [Isabella:] He told me that my dream is life. For me, this is a one-day deal He tells me that I have no strength. It looks like a sack that encloses with a drawstring [every night:] That's right, on Via Mariano [punk:] Tell me that my dream is to become human It is impossible one click now I want to ask [Isabella:] Brother, I don't want your vote [punk:] Like now, but listen. as if listening now [Mirabel:] I'm Bruno the truth about Bruno What you really need to know about Bruno Benno, give me the truth and the truth. [More:] Isabella, your love is here [Miss Alma and Isabella:] So late [More:] The thickness of the rear tire is seven feet [page:] was my wedding day [Felix] this is our marriage [Isabella:] He told me that my dream is life. [punk:] Since childhood, he was afraid that Bruno would hit him. [More:] It was all black when you said your name [page:] We are ready, there are no clouds in the sky [Felix] Clouds do not allow clouds in the sky [Isabella:] I promised to be mine someday [punk:] I often hear you cry I tied it to the sound of sand, h-h-h [More:] On the right he sees your dream [page:] Bruno was shocked [Isabella:] He tells me that I have no strength. [punk:] Severe weight gain and high blood pressure [More:] marital patience [Felix] Implementation [page:] Can you tell me a good story? [Felix] So I'm very sorry [Isabella:] my face is very beautiful [punk:] Abella and her family are always sad This was not a prophecy he had never heard before. Information [every night:] That's right, on Via Mariano [page:] "It caught our attention," Bruno said. [Felix] Have you told us before? [More:] A pair of sandals with shoes [Isabella:] He told me that the life of my dream was promised to me and that one day it would become my life. [punk:] he said I didn't want anyone [page:] fills my mind [Felix] erd girt [More:] It was all black when you said your name [punk:] lock [More:] That's right- this is not true, it's not IT [page:] marry the wind [Felix] What a beautiful day! [Isabella and Dolores:] good good good [way:] He's here remember brown [Mirabel:] Did I mention Bruno? [way:] Tell Bruno [Mirabel:] I don't want to study *I don't know why I did this, I was just bored, I think :P*
The core algorithm used by Google for its translation services is called NMT or neural machine translation. The NMT system is popular because it uses a large artificial neural network which is capable of deep learning. Source: Universal Translation Services
"It was the best, the worst, the era of wisdom, the madness, the era of faith, the era of faith, the era of knowledge. The age of faith. At the time of darkness, it was a spring of hope, it was a winter of despair, it was all here, we had nothing, we all went straight to heaven, we all opposed Go straight to the side-in short, that's at this point. The season was so early that some of the most famous authorities, for better or for worse, regarded it as just a development."
If I could make a suggestion, why not make Google Translate "enhance" a school routine? Nice video, btw! (I shook my head a little bit and fell to the ground is legit funny)
Oh god. I can see parts of it now... Normal: "First, I get dressed in the morning, then head downstairs for breakfast, making sure to grab my backpack which is already sitting by the door, before I leave." GT: "First mornings, I undress down the stairs before devouring all the breakfast. Then I grab your backpack and throw it out the door!" Actually it'd be much weirder than that but I NEVER know what all languages Malinda uses, so I had to make it up off the top of my head. :P
Well, while I can’t get it as funny as Malinda could, I have gotten some funny results from Google Translate before. I can do that, but I just need the text to translate. ;-; Edit: Okay, I made an example, but I forgot to save the original, uh… But here’s the example version, just without the original, sorry… ;-; “He first gets up and goes to bed around 6.30am. You must leave the door at 7am and be between 7:15 am and 3:25 pm. Play on your slate, wear your clothes, wear your glasses, make a plan, do your hair, pack your bags and have lunch, do it! Before leaving, put AFK on a dumb guitar before leaving.” I’m a little concerned… o.o
Yep! I knew that. It's one of the foods I kinda grew up on, since my mom's stepdad was from eastern Europe and he introduced those kind of foods to HIS family, so my mom introduced them to ours. :)
Sometimes ‘American’ feels like English that’s been hurled through google translate - when she said ‘biscuit’, that was definitely a scone in her hand! 😆
Kinda surprised a British person didn't expect a cookie, with the word "biscuit". But yes, that was an American country-style biscuit in her hand. We do have scones (SKOANs, not "skahns") here, but they look different from what she had. :P What she had looked like one of the biscuits you get from places like KFC (and maybe was one, for all I know).
I don't know if you are still doing the songs, I was wondering, would you do a Google Translates rendition of "I Think We're Alone Now" by Tiffany? Thank you for considering it!
"I hope Google Translate confuses you"
Now we see Google Translate's true colors
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Ohh! It was black and white all along!
@@gray815 thanks for suggestion! Watching him rn
@@ns.kha29 your welcome hope your liking his video so far.
Yeah we do 😏
Love how GT ended up giving up on cooking and just bought breakfast lol
That'd totally be me. :P
Hilarious!
GT understands me
Not trying to be the r/woooooosh comment, but the lore of this video seems to be that google translate bot stole it and gave it to the translation.
Yeah. 😅
"Hi, hello, I like breakfast" describes me accurately when I wake up
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@@Memecious shut
@@Memecious up
Also:
First things: Coffee
It will get better soon.
That pretty much sums up me in the morning 😅
that's my girlfriend
“be careful not to eat. personally, this is a struggle.”
two sentences never described me better.
Be careful not to go too far. This is a war.
Me too, but without the egg part
I hope you are ok!
@@otterwithadarkside4422 I am, but are you? (Just checking 😉)
@@alexholley2712 Right now, yes
Give this woman a gold!
No, seriously, do it. She won't stop spinning otherwise...
Underrated comment.
@@miraculous_lady_noir2179 Fate of late commenters... thank you :)
Does anyone have a gold flag though???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How is spinning a world record..?
"First things first: coffee"
Google: "It will get better soon."
Isn't that the point? Haha
Google Translate says ironically
I can just picture that as the advertising slogan for Folger's or Maxwell House or something. "Coffee: It will get better soon."
How Google Translate always seems to get the point is beyond me
Lol
The coffee won't cry.
"Do you think tomorrows delicious protein food will kill you for me?"
We all knew: googel had those plans XD
That's why they recommended ordering breakfast
Google
XD
"Breakfast is made of PEOPLE!"
Don't get killed, use duckduckgo ;)
"For the fear of garlic"
Didn't know Google Translate is ran by vampires
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@@Memecious shut
@@Memecious no
That'd explain the confusion then
lol or is one?
The fact that google translate actually ended up with an edible meal is a great stride for it
And it’s so relatible too!
It ordered the meal though
@@muhammadrafay8441 it's google! That's what it does! lol
In this case, turning Google Translate into a real vacation is a big step.
2:24 "and take nothing" *proceeds to take luggage*
The bag is empty
@@alessandro5932 Yes, but it's still something.
is it still something if it was empty? maybe the luggage was an illusion and it doesn't exist
Yeahh- I think we're over thinking a bit...
@@alessandro5932but she packed everything
Pickle and Jalapeño ice cream sounds like someone's craving during pregnancy
I’d eat it… 😃
@@mitchweiner .
lol
I've been to an ice cream restaurant that has (intermittently) jalapenos flavored ice cream. I've never had it because I'm not one for something THAT spicy, so I cant say how it tastes but I've asked and the servers have said it gets sold a decent amount.
@@mitchweiner are YOU prengan?
1:07 Imao the original transcript is the parent preparing the food and Google Translate acted as a kid with tantrums
XD
Lol I saw you in a Warioware Smooth Moves video.
lol truuuee
I like how the end of the video supports this idea 😂
Exactly!
"I hope Google Translate confuses you" is the most self-aware thing that's ever appeared in these videos
Exactly! After all, that's the point!
how does this work?!?! why does it get weird
@@simianto9957 because some words in other languages mean many different stuff.
Oh...one time I was just translating "kikikiki......" from Malay into English (doesn't work anymore, and Google Translate said, "Do you want your computer to have a problem?"
Yeah
"Now, I will take my favorite biscuits and THROW THEM AWAY." Did anybody else laugh till they cried at this one? 😂
The funny thing is, those "biscuits" look like scones to me (I'm British) 🤣
@@corriehingston6744cause they’re an American South thing. Other cultures don’t really have similar fluffy biscuits. In the US, British “biscuits” are cookies
America's answer to the scon/scone problem - call them biscuits! ;)
🤣 Yes.
I love the look on her face once she says; "for the fear of garlic"
I look when she says no herbs and the add fresh herbs daily
I love that "You can add fruit or chocolate if you want" stayed.
IKR XD
i was expecting it to become "fruit chocolate" or "add your wanted you"
FRRR LMAOOOOOOOOO
"The coffee and funeral page is in French"
That's such a mood...
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Your comment made me remember that the word wand is baguette in french, how I wish Harry Potter was in french and translated to English and just wait for the scene were Harry chose his wand . . . :)
is that what Noire films are all about?
Lmao 🤣
@@Memecious shut it.
I love how Google Translate is obsessed with food, but doesn't want to actually make it lmao.
Omg perfect description 😂😂😂
And it gives up and orders some instead.
Mood tbh.
Yeah, mood.
Sounds like me
2:48 Got me into tears NOT ONLY THE TRANSLATION IS HILARIOUS ENOUGH BUT YOU DOING THE "BREAK IT" ACTION GOT ME DYING.
“I pack everything, throw the cardboard, and take nothing!”
Lol I died 😂😂😂
"First things first, coffee" translating to "It will get better soon" is the most real and hilarious thing I've heard in quite a while.
Yeah, exactly
Very true
The former is the narrator, the latter is your inner thoughts
yes(lol).
I’m imagining this as a sketch about two college roommates trying to get along and they make breakfast together, but one of them is too impatient and has to do everything now! Only- she’s blindfolded and drunk.
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@@Memecious you.
Well you just made my brother terrified of college
@@Memecious SHUT UP BOT
If I was blindfolded it wouldn’t make a difference because I’m already blind
“I drink coffee so don’t wait too long or the coffee won’t cry”
*Agreed. The coffee won’t be the one crying if you wait too long.*
I'm not sure I understand why Google Translate thinks that bitter coffee will cry as opposed to... I don't know... seek revenge?
If you stay a long time, do not cry.
@@johnruschmeyer5769 I waited too long and I was panicked when I was not getting any sleep.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I like the way it implies that the coffee is already crying and thats what GT wants
I was laughing so hard, my cat woke up, walked over, and started purring loudly at me as if to calm me down. Man, I miss seeing new videos come out on this channel.
Same 😭
"Hi, hello, I like breakfast"
Same, GT. Same
I love how much energy you put into the Google translate version
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@@Memecious NO
I’d say in both 🤣
@@MemeciousNope, just nope
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"Do you think tomorrow's delicious protein food will kill you for me"
Ahhh....I hope not...
Bold of you to assume that I'm going to eat anything tomorrow thanks to this -
lol 😆
With that many eggs, it might.
With my triglycerides, it could very well do so.
Well? Did it kill you?
Google Translate is that one thing everyone needed but never knew that they did.
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Yep. It makes everything better!
I dont get how it works... she translates it and it gets weird?? help 😭
Google translate talking in 3rd person about itself is the best thing
"I also recommend pickle and Jalapeno Icecream!" *GAGS*
Me: *laughing while still agreeing with the gag reaction*
"After 4 minutes, I shook my head a bit and fell to the ground." -me at work lmao
“be careful not to eat. personally this is a struggle”
google translate describes gen z in a nutshell
i feel personally attacked by this comment
Actually, everyone. Regardless of generation, if you don’t eat, you will die. Which, would be a struggle.
I think “WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!” and “Hi hello I like breakfast” also sums us up pretty well.
I‘m currently trying to lose weight and probably ate too much already. Google translate getting relatable over here.
Well, then, stop eating so much, Zoomer, unless you wanna get fat.
"Be careful not to eat. Personally, this is a struggle."
mood :(
"When you're ready to do the work...
Buy your breakfast" that's really relatable 😂😂
I love the part: When you are ready to do the work, buy your breakfast. And put it on the end of the table.
Also, you should totally put tangled tv series songs through google translate! I did it and it turned out hilarious
OMG YES! I have put the songs “Waiting In The Wings”, and “Nothing Left To Lose” through google translate and the results made me laugh.
Ice-cream shops trying to promote their most obsolete flavours:
I also recommend pickle and jalapeño ice-cream.
Ah yes. The ice cream that literally can make you DIE.
What a way you start a day)
EEEEWWWW!!!!!! XD
¡¿jalepAño?!
I love to start my morning off by eating coffee, egg pasta, floor water, reading a French funeral page, and making a mess.
*Dies of laughter*
Omg, same!
Ummmmm delicious uhh
Sounds good! I never made a Google translated American breakfast before, but maybe I should give it a try 🤤
OOoooOooO FlOOR wATeR
mum: get up
me: no
mum: i made your favourite food for breakfast
me: "hi,hello, i like breakfast"
That awkward moment when you FORGET that the Google Translate MALINDA and the REGULAR MALINDA are the SAME PERSON………..… lol! LOVE YOU, MALINDA!
I took my favorite biscuits and threw the biscuits away! Had me laughing so hard😂
"The Coffee won't cry" But i will. Because of laughter.
same Luna, same
Billie Eilish will be sad you threw the biscuits away. She spent ages making them.
Nice one 😂👍🏻.
Very good! 😄
🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
THIS COMMENT IS PERFECTION!!! XD
poggers
“Buy your breakfast and place it at the end of the table” is the only relatable thing Google translate offers me.
3:38
Although DeepL has only been around for a few years, it's already proven itself as a reliable alternative to Google Translate. Research on the two services has found that DeepL is more accurate than Google Translate in many cases - but, like many AI-powered tools, it may have a bias problem.
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3:36 I love how she just puts her elbows into the milk lol
Google translate aside: I'm impressed how much effort you put into making breakfast. I normally just eat cereal or if I'm really motivated pancakes (which isn't very often)
"It will get better soon"
The pandemic in a nutshell.
*2021
You watching this in the past somehow?
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess Yeah, correcting the comment as we speak.
it wont get better soon
Ugh. The amount of times I have heard this...
@@jenellsaphid Right? For me, it's the amount of times I have had to say this to myself to maintain my sanity.
Original: Hi, Malinda! It's nice to see you're still doing these because RUclips wouldn't be a better place without you here. And...it seems like Google Translate is REALLY crazy about breakfast and it seems like it isn't getting better, which I love. Also, I hope you enjoyed your breakfast, not the Google Translated one.
Translated: Kaabo, Malinda. If you’re not here, RUclips isn’t a better place, so it’s a good idea. And ... Crazy Google Translate for breakfast couldn't be better. Also, I hope you enjoy breakfast, not in google translate one.
"Kaboo" XD
@@sublyne_gal Bless you.
@@Murrlin27 LOL
@@sublyne_gal Kaabo to you too!
Kaboo to you all!
Speaking of breakfast...
Google Translate makes Pop Tarts
N=Normal
T=Translated
N:Hi, I am gonna make a pop tart today.
T:Hello, I want to do a pop song today.
N:First, go to the cabinet
T:I'm going to the office first
N:Second, Get a Pop Tart package from a Pop Tart box
T:2. Download the pop-tart package from the window that opens
N:Third, take the Pop tarts out of the foil
T:3. Remove the tartar from the book below for Easter eggs
N:Fourth, enjoy!
T:Fourth, have fun!
N:Well, bye! Wait.. is Google Translate making a mess?
T:my child! my child! Wait ... are you happy with Google Translate?
Yes, I am very happy
starts laughing so hard
XD
*m y c h i l d*
Toriel is that you?
“We have to eat now!!!!!”
That jumping was like a kid with a tantrum crying.
she has to sing "we dont talk about bruno"
Google translate had to resort to buying breakfast after all that mess.
I love how Malinda has made a whole ass brand from faulty translation software. Love your content, keep it up!
" I then add my favorites spices"
Such as spices
The memories came... Gradually.
Watermelon
Every day, some new railway is found
I like shapes
Lukashenko and Gradually watermelon return
My conscience pressing rain 🌧
i came to check if anyone in the comments was asking for encanto songs and i did not expect this many comments about it
Malinda is who we want to be.
Google Translate is who we are.
Lol true
"We have to eat now!" Every toddler right before a meal.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLLOL
Technically true.
While you're cooking. And then the food is on the table and the kid won't eat.
“Fear of garlic”
Is Google Translate a vampire?
I guess so?
Literally everyone trying to wake up before their coffee: "It will get better soon."
2:47
Good rhymes 1:40
Only 20 seconds in and GT is already emo… 0:59 I don’t know what that means but it’s relatable
*don't wait too long cause the coffee won't cry 😔*
@@Hazelbazelwastaken I thought we were supposed to eat the coffee though 😤
"Be careful not to eat. Personally, this is a struggle." Very relatable...
Google translate has it correct: “when you are ready to do the work, buy your breakfast”. Yes.
“I hope Google translate confuses you.” Yes, it very much did confuse me.
We Don't Talk About Bruno translate version! Please, Malinda?
I did this with Blank Space, and it was really weird and funny. “You can tell me when it’s over” turned into: “Please tell, me the story of them big puppies” lol
3:02 Yep, even Google Translate knew this breakfast would turn out.. not so nutritious.
3:32 The Real Questions
"I took my favorite biscuits and threw the biscuits away." Just got me laughing so hard.
3:50 i kinda like to think they switch between the little tv head and malinda at any time, they just like being malinda
i think i google translated we Don't Talk About Bruno
[page:]
We are not talking about Bruno, no, no, no
But I didn't mention Bruno
was my wedding day
[Felix]
this is our marriage
[page:]
we are ready
There are no clouds in the sky
[Felix]
Clouds do not allow clouds in the sky
[page:]
Bruno was shocked
[Felix]
Implementation
[page:]
Can you tell me a good story?
[Felix]
Be patient, practice and walk
[page:]
"It caught our attention," Bruno said.
[Felix]
Have you told us before?
[page:]
fills my mind
[Felix]
erd girt
[page:]
marry the wind
[Felix]
What a beautiful day, but still here
[Biebor Felix:]
We are not talking about Bruno, no, no, no
We are not talking about Bruno.
[punk:]
There you live in fear of adults who can't blow up Bruno.
I often hear you cry
I tied it to the sound of sand, h-h-h
Severe weight gain and high blood pressure
Abella and her family are always sad
This was not a prophecy he had never heard before.
Information
[More:]
A pair of sandals with shoes
It was all black when you said your name
Yes, she saw your dream when she shouted (hello).
[Camillo Page:]
We are not talking about Bruno, no, no, no
[punk:]
on on
[Camillo Page:]
We are not talking about Bruno.
[punk:]
We are not talking about Bruno.
Site Administrator 1:
He said my fish would die the next day.
[way:]
on on
Webmaster 2:
He said he would give advice, as promised.
[way:]
on on
Website Monitor 3:
My hair is loose, look at my head
[way:]
Yonder!
on on
When you read your prophecy, you write a prophecy
[Isabella:]
He told me that my dream is life.
For me, this is a one-day deal
He tells me that I have no strength.
It looks like a sack that encloses with a drawstring
[every night:]
That's right, on Via Mariano
[punk:]
Tell me that my dream is to become human
It is impossible
one click
now I want to ask
[Isabella:]
Brother, I don't want your vote
[punk:]
Like now, but listen. as if listening now
[Mirabel:]
I'm Bruno
the truth about Bruno
What you really need to know about Bruno
Benno, give me the truth and the truth.
[More:]
Isabella, your love is here
[Miss Alma and Isabella:]
So late
[More:]
The thickness of the rear tire is seven feet
[page:]
was my wedding day
[Felix]
this is our marriage
[Isabella:]
He told me that my dream is life.
[punk:]
Since childhood, he was afraid that Bruno would hit him.
[More:]
It was all black when you said your name
[page:]
We are ready, there are no clouds in the sky
[Felix]
Clouds do not allow clouds in the sky
[Isabella:]
I promised to be mine someday
[punk:]
I often hear you cry
I tied it to the sound of sand, h-h-h
[More:]
On the right he sees your dream
[page:]
Bruno was shocked
[Isabella:]
He tells me that I have no strength.
[punk:]
Severe weight gain and high blood pressure
[More:]
marital patience
[Felix]
Implementation
[page:]
Can you tell me a good story?
[Felix]
So I'm very sorry
[Isabella:]
my face is very beautiful
[punk:]
Abella and her family are always sad
This was not a prophecy he had never heard before.
Information
[every night:]
That's right, on Via Mariano
[page:]
"It caught our attention," Bruno said.
[Felix]
Have you told us before?
[More:]
A pair of sandals with shoes
[Isabella:]
He told me that the life of my dream was promised to me and that one day it would become my life.
[punk:]
he said I didn't want anyone
[page:]
fills my mind
[Felix]
erd girt
[More:]
It was all black when you said your name
[punk:]
lock
[More:]
That's right- this is not true, it's not IT
[page:]
marry the wind
[Felix]
What a beautiful day!
[Isabella and Dolores:]
good good good
[way:]
He's here
remember brown
[Mirabel:]
Did I mention Bruno?
[way:]
Tell Bruno
[Mirabel:]
I don't want to study
*I don't know why I did this, I was just bored, I think :P*
“Now onto the food!” -mom
“WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!” -Me who’s very hungry
1:46 "pickle jalapeno ice cream"
That got my eyes tearing up, appropriately
Honestly, I would love to try pickle jalapeno ice cream!
@@davidjockin6654 O.O
Bro I’m a furry and your weirder then me- o.o
@@maisiemayhem6697 I may be a bit weird 😂
@@davidjockin6654 y e s- Now youve made me wonder what it tastes like 😂
@@maisiemayhem6697
IT TASTES LIKE FEET 😂😂😂😂
Legends say Malinda is still looking for that biscuit in her apartment to this day
Google translate: Add no herbs!
Also google translate: For the fear of garlic, add flour and fresh herbs.
we miss you
2:36
"It smells bad"
LMFAOOOOO I LOVE THIS!!
This actually had me laughing out loud. Your facial expressions are hilarious.
1:46
The core algorithm used by Google for its translation services is called NMT or neural machine translation. The NMT system is popular because it uses a large artificial neural network which is capable of deep learning.
Source: Universal Translation Services
"I added milk and sugar and it was over!"
"We have to eat now."
god, google translate is getting aggressive
my favourite part about this is that google translate just ends up buying a premade breakfast lmao
"I put the eggs in a large bowl. Be careful not to eat"
Malinda should do something like read the first chapter of a book, and the translate it, and get Tom to guess what book it is!
"It was the best, the worst, the era of wisdom, the madness, the era of faith, the era of faith, the era of knowledge. The age of faith. At the time of darkness, it was a spring of hope, it was a winter of despair, it was all here, we had nothing, we all went straight to heaven, we all opposed Go straight to the side-in short, that's at this point. The season was so early that some of the most famous authorities, for better or for worse, regarded it as just a development."
"hello, hello, I like breakfast."
"WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!!!"
those are both relate to me on a deeper manner
😔
Super happy to see these types of vids again! Google Translate has probably created some more running gags for the channel in this video lol…
"it will get better soon" is exacly how I feel before coffee
Guys Malinda’s working on google translate sings we don’t talk about Bruno::)
ooOOOoo
@@lolalolz1653 yep! If you become a patreon you can find what she’s doing. I’m helping translate bc it’s a community translation:)
WAIT FR OMG I WANTED THIS SO BAD YESSS
@@umalazoff5905 wOOw cool
0:06 me in the morning
If I could make a suggestion, why not make Google Translate "enhance" a school routine?
Nice video, btw! (I shook my head a little bit and fell to the ground is legit funny)
Oh god. I can see parts of it now...
Normal: "First, I get dressed in the morning, then head downstairs for breakfast, making sure to grab my backpack which is already sitting by the door, before I leave."
GT: "First mornings, I undress down the stairs before devouring all the breakfast. Then I grab your backpack and throw it out the door!"
Actually it'd be much weirder than that but I NEVER know what all languages Malinda uses, so I had to make it up off the top of my head. :P
Well, while I can’t get it as funny as Malinda could, I have gotten some funny results from Google Translate before.
I can do that, but I just need the text to translate. ;-;
Edit: Okay, I made an example, but I forgot to save the original, uh…
But here’s the example version, just without the original, sorry… ;-;
“He first gets up and goes to bed around 6.30am. You must leave the door at 7am and be between 7:15 am and 3:25 pm.
Play on your slate, wear your clothes, wear your glasses, make a plan, do your hair, pack your bags and have lunch, do it! Before leaving, put AFK on a dumb guitar before leaving.”
I’m a little concerned… o.o
@@robinchesterfield42 That would be pretty accurate from GT. Now I want that too!
@@robinchesterfield42 she probably uses random ones
3:14 Kielbasa A type of high seasoned is Polish sausage typically containing garlic
Yep! I knew that. It's one of the foods I kinda grew up on, since my mom's stepdad was from eastern Europe and he introduced those kind of foods to HIS family, so my mom introduced them to ours. :)
@@robinchesterfield42 I hate sausage
_music stops_
🦗😬
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 ok
why won't you upload another video
Anybody else think Malinda is somehow pouring water straight through the table at 0:35?
Everyone knows it's a good day when Twisted Translations uploads :D
When the world needed her most she delivered
Also why is everyone a vampire now?
1:30
Sometimes ‘American’ feels like English that’s been hurled through google translate - when she said ‘biscuit’, that was definitely a scone in her hand! 😆
Kinda surprised a British person didn't expect a cookie, with the word "biscuit". But yes, that was an American country-style biscuit in her hand. We do have scones (SKOANs, not "skahns") here, but they look different from what she had. :P What she had looked like one of the biscuits you get from places like KFC (and maybe was one, for all I know).
@@robinchesterfield42 - you get biscuits from KFC? Isn’t that where you get pretty bad chicken?
@@MrGreatplum bad is an odd spelling of good
@@MrGreatplum yes - the other responder has clearly never had Chick-fil-A or Raising Cane's.
I don't know if you are still doing the songs, I was wondering, would you do a Google Translates rendition of "I Think We're Alone Now" by Tiffany? Thank you for considering it!
I MISS your videos!! Please dont stop!!
“Hi, hello, hi! I like breakfast!”
ME TOO
3:21 Every infomercial beginning ever
1:57 me when I have to fast for a lab test
“We need to eat nowwwww” is me and my brother when we are hungry