IKEA INSTRUCTIONS MEETS GOOGLE TRANSLATE
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Teacher: The math problem is not that hard
The math problem: define the double boundary of each band
Truer words were never spoken... LOL.
The first and second boundary were of the them, then many of band went problem
Hard?
iF MARy Had 50 TAmaLEs aND GAvE 39 TO JAmEs HoW MuCH orANgeS DId ThE OWl eAt if ThE TReEs arE PurPle
Define x in Wine!!divided by Karen’s intelligence.define the fart abilities of the andromeda galaxy
"If you do not make sense in every direction, you can call NO!" OMG I laughed so hard at this.
Tatiana Deathflame same😂
make a video plz
'NO!'
I guess Google translate is socially awkward. Reminds me of myself
I'm the 1k like xD
"Drag the wizard and we will do it!" 😂😂😂
This is the only thing that could help at that point.
Angela Davidson I think they kidnapped him and were gonna kill him....
@@jo-an9079 is that another Harry Potter fan I sees? OwO
Yo ginny
Voldemort would of said that
Coconut is one of the most important sources in the world.
Did Moana’s Dad translate that?
I'd say it was the guy who asked about Hydrolic Coconuts in a previous video
BANGO CALLS!!!
Consider the coconut!
The what?
Steveofthejungle8 this comment cracked me up! 🤣
"Pretty sure I touched the nightstand twice" 😂
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
She touched it a total of 5 times, 6 if you count throwing away the nails and 9 if you count that and the box.
Two night stand. It's like a one night stand, but better.
She fell on it!
Google Translate: "I washed it with a pillow."
Me: "Same. Soap is overrated."
i washed it with a blankert
@@kadeinva5391 I washed it with aluminium
I washed it with air
I washed it with an *Oreo*
I like washing it with hairbrushes.
You can call.
NO!
-an autobiography by me
It sounds like an introvert.
You should text
NO
-a sequel by me
@@snaggletooththecryptid A enticing, captivating, insightful masterpiece for future generations.
@@emanatingf thx
You should go.
NO!
-a prequel by me
I actually dropped my phone when she said:
*You can call. NO!*
same
Peoplezz you need some miiiilk
Same, the second time I watched this I was holding on to my phone tightly
I almost did
LOL
*”If your skin becomes rough or rough, you will not be able to house the Bori in a flat place.”*
What has our world become
So apparently people with eczema are discriminated. Dammit
Instead, it prevents with a cover.
*A simple look in look* is what it has become.
A bori is a kind of Bengali lentil dumpling
Don't worry if we just drag the wizard I am sure everything will be resolved. And we will do it! Mark my words.
These instructions make even less sense now! WOW! 😂😂😂😂😂
Is that even possible
Vittoria Negroni "And, yes,
I washed it with a pillow," isn't even an instruction it's a statement.
It turned from instructions,
to someone's weird dream they had when they took too many melatonin tablets.
(Melatonin tablets are little pills you take that help you sleep, they can be considered a form of drug in some cases)
Nah, if anything, they make more sense.
Have to agree with Hope, they seem to make more sense :)
Tbh, the translated instructions are more like me if I tried to assemble this: not understanding anything and just procrastinating on random things for days.
"Now put the corners at each corner."
Me trying to explain how to construct Ikea
Also: Put the box in front of the box.
True lol
then put the spoon at the tip of the spoon
Did you wash it with the pillow though
Include an explosive pool upon I, The wizard, 's request.
You should translate a children's storybook
I'm not sure about that.
Hmmm maybe
Umm, I doubt it would be child friendly afterwards.then again google translate is a wild card that plays itself so who knows what the result will be
@@thegamingteen4447 good point
the book with no pictures is even better
When Google Translate is too tired to translate anymore
*There is a bus sliced with barbecue to drink long red wine*
And *fill corn at each corner,put the corner at each corner*
Sooooo ttttrrrruuueeee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Or put the drawer in the furtherest corner
Or DrAg thE wiZarD anD we Will dO it
Then watch Puscia cartoons with runners and pass of the evening.
Malinda, I know you made a video about this a while back about the side effects of your videos and how to prevent them, but I’m sorry, I died laughing.
I guess its inevitable, no matter the precautions
You said "side effects" and now I'm imagining a translated medication side effects leaflet.
You got better, though? :-)
My condolences.
+Famus Jamus Yes, that would be great! :D
"Search it with the middle ring."
"Please confirm that it is not too young"
That made me feel uncomfortable
Ilse van Berkum oof same
insert the penis into the cup
King Memedede or rather the *H* *U* *M*A* *N*
Or invented. Needs to have been born I guess.
MyBreakfast MyDinnerIsShrimp understatement award goes to you
*This is a preview of how to get rid of your cheap airline tickets*
@Otanaku Leana What does that have to do with the Nightstand Instructions, Ikea?
NO REFUNDS, SUUUCKKKKKAAAAAHHHHHHSSSS
I put the box in front of thr box. Everything is fine now.
@@emanatingf its what google translate said
1. NO!
I'd love to see you google translate the traditional wedding vows. I think it would be quite funny.....You would be the lovely bride, and you could find a groom and minister to conduct the ceremony! (You could also add an adorable flower girl and ring bearer----even if they had non-speaking parts----just for the cuteness factor and funny antics/facial expressions).
Why am I seeing her do this with Hull and Young? Then add any pets as the ring bearer and flower animal.
Apparently I was doing something wrong, 'cos it kept staying in the other language, but I think I worked out what I was doing. But, for just one example--when going from English to Albanian and then back again, with this version of the wedding vows:
"I, _____, take you, _____, for my lawful wife/husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part. I will love and honor you all the days of my life."
...the end line, at least, translated into this gem:
"Do for the purpose of doing this by means of a jet system. "
...wat. XD
We're off to a great start! (thumbs up)
Further translations have turned the "'til death do us part" and "honor" parts into variations of "We love death and respect everyone." and other wordings of loving death and respecting all.
For all your goth wedding needs! :P
Death? Yeah, Google Translate strikes again!
OMG YES SHE'S GOTTA SEE THIS
Yass she has to do this
"Count the holes in the box for 6 hours at night" I love these little nonsensical instructions that clearly show GT's desire for humans to suffer
When ai takes over the world, gt is going to be their leader
There is no kissing system.
Ah man, was really counting on a kissing system 😂😂😂.
I'd do more stuff myself lol
Same I'll Be Single Forever Now!
Awwww mannnn
Instructions unclear. I'm stuck in a drawer now.
@catlover49 Same
Well, you can call...
*NO.*
Have you at least got a cover?
Well, coconuts are one of the most important sources in the world.
Man, I hate it when that happens
Infinity war: "the most anticipated crossover of all time"
Ikea and Google: Just you wait...
@@superis701 You are now my friend. You mentioned Hamilton. I love you.
@@k4zperr ALEXANDER LUKASHENKO
Sorry this is three years late :)
@@MerryGoldberry better late than never lol
*The wizard will now install your hardware*
John Sears ... Yes, clearly that is where it was to all come together.
i wish that was how it worked.
John Sears this actually makes sense.It's ma boy the windows setup wizard
*Setup wizard ended prematurely because of an error*
*The wizard will now proceed to install **nightstand.zip** after you give him your mum's credit card information.*
While google translate’s sentences still don’t make sense, I gotta say it’s gotten better at grammar 😂
😂😂 so your superwoman now!
Yeah, I agree.
Now, it's just a question of is it better now, or was it better with trash grammar...
...idkl
I like your profile pic
Yeah. 😅
Malinda: Actually doing it right and reading the instructions.
Google Translate: Playing around like a child.
*I* *wASheD* *iT* *WiTH* *A* *piLloW*
Lol
you can call NO
Sounds like Ikea.
xD
calling is forbidden
the Google Translate parts are just me reading Ikea instructions anyway
Lol ha ha ha ha
Instructions unclear. Blew up swimming pool.
RIP
5/10
But isn't that what you're supposed to do?
I broke district 13
How would you blow up a swimming pool, anyway?
If you want to make a REALLY long video, Google translate some Terms & Conditions.
That'd be super funny :D
RUclips
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12 concept of legal RUclips contract (a) such provisions (b) the implementation of privacy and RUclips (www.youtube.de/t/privacy) and (C) RUclips (https:. / Www addition. youtub / T / community_guidelines community) ('agreement').
1.3 These terms and conditions are your agreement between you and RUclips. I need time to investigate thoroughly.
The content is used by all content, information, materials or other users of the service, including RUclips.
2. Approval of the rules
21. You must first accept the Terms of Service. If you do not have it, you can not use the service.
There are only 22 applications and requirements. By accepting the terms of the RUclips Terms, you agree not to use the Services.
23 I do not agree with the terms of service) You can sign a contract with RUclips for the disadvantaged. Or you can use (b) or. Furthermore, it is not possible to use the legal services of the country.
2.4 You should print locally and save the file.
Law 3
3.1 Translation is only for your needs. The link between RUclips and decision making is always in English.
3.2 If there is a difference or a difference between the language and the translation, English is recommended.
Change 4. Change
4.1 RUclips adjusts the rules sometimes. This change was changed to RUclips www.youtube.de/t/terms a copy.
4.2. The RUclips services that changed the perception and acceptability of the tools were used after the situation became under-wing.
"By accepting the terms of the RUclips Terms, you agree not to use the Services."
That'd be hilarious
@Seth Romeo - This sounds about right.
"Please hippocammer a short shadow." One way to make people fall outta their seat.
Fill corn in each corner. Then place the corners at each corner
Dejff Emperor. Put the box in front of the box.
And don't forget to count the holes in the box for 6 hours at night ;)
And make sure you wash it with a pillow when you're done
Honestly a nightstand with corn sounds like my kind of nightstand.
If you want to house the Bori in a flat place, make sure that your skin is not rough or rough.
Count the holes in the box for *6 HOURS AT NIGHT.*
Glitter B 8 63...
Thanks for the sleep tip, Goggle translate. But I will be sticking to Counting sheeps. 😄
The only way that would actually work is if you did that on a molecular scale
She said this while I saw this!!!😂😂😂
1:08
If you do not
make sense in every direction,
you can call-
*N O .*
So, we got this hair thing and the instructions were CLEARLY google translated. One swntence we will never forget "the effect is obvious"
haha! i got a camera and it was google translated from Japanese into English, and one of the sentences was "you can now press the button to get good picture"
Your instructions taught me what a bunch of screws are named, thanks.
"about the districts"
*Hunger Games capitol anthem begins*
*gem of panem intestifies*
*gem of panem explodes*
We all scream NO as Coriolanus’s grandma’am starts trilling
Yes, my Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes friends!!!
May the odds be ever in your favor, fellow hunger games fans.
*”I washed it with a pillow”*
When your washing machine breaks
MidoriGurinSim
Instructions: if your washing machine breaks wash your clothes with a pillow
Me: erm ok
GhostBoyGaming haha
me too
@@WinterDutchie instructions: use the power of hell for soap
@@anthonygarcia2383 BY THE POWER OF THE SATAN
**clothes instantly washes itself**
wow wasn't expecting that to work...
I lost it at barbeque slicing a bus 😂😂😂
Class work: What does accumulate mean?
Homework: name 5 synonyms for exclamatory
Test: Define the words of the newspaper on both sides and define the double boundary of each band 🤣
I think I understand these instructions more when Google Translate wrote them.
same here XD
Took me way too long to realize that you were alternating between the actual instructions and the translated ones and not just reading the actual ones the entire time...
Me reading the title:
“Ikea instructions meets google transla- ohh no.” * laughs nervously *
This is great! I finally know what to do with that nightstand I accidentally bought
Dont you hate it when you do that?
“Fill corn in each corner, then place the corner over each corner”
Maybe a bit much corner ey?
c o r n e r
Honestly, “drag the wizard and we will do it!” Is one of my favorite lines from this channel!
This week on How Not to Get Arrested: "Please confirm that it is not too young (or not invented)."
Anyone who's read My Immortal will know that it won't work if it hasn't been invented yet.
ewenk7 I read My Immortal about a year ago and I obviously am not remembering what you're talking about lol
"amnesia potion has not been invented yet, so it will not work"
"We start with the tip of its cookie"
So far so good.
Essentially, assembling furniture is hard. Just get a wizard to do it for you.
Malinda put a the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet in to Google translate and see what you get
ROMEO
He jests at scars that never felt a wound.
JULIET appears above at a window
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her maid art far more fair than she:
Be not her maid, since she is envious;
Her vestal livery is but sick and green
And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.
It is my lady, O, it is my love!
O, that she knew she were!
She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?
Her eye discourses; I will answer it.
I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:
Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
Having some business, do entreat her eyes
To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars,
As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.
See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!
Becomes
Rome
It will not destroy the weed
It appears in the window of Julio
But fast! When windows are pops?
East and sunset
Getting a halt and kill the moon,
Who is ill and injured,
If your slave is so good,
This is not your ear.
Her clothes are very painful and dark
No emotional differences will be accepted
My wife, yes, this is my wish!
Know what!
"What's this?" I would not.
Express Express I will answer
I'm not sure. "
Two of the most beautiful stars in the world, two,
I do not ask for specific things
Until he came, he returned to the front
What happens if you have an eye?
Brightness is frustrating and frustrating
Like sunlight. There are eyes in the air
Is this glow on the air?
Birds do not go by night.
See how your hand is put in your hand!
Oh, if you're foolish,
What if I got this picture?
ROMEO
Checking the letter never made sense.
JULY can be seen in the window
But cool! What are the most important points of breaking this window?
It is east and Julia is the sun.
One day, the moon,
Who is patient and painful?
Your server is reasonable:
Do not serve because it is naked.
His black clothes are dirty and green
You are not bothered to put it. Do not worry about them
She is my wife, she is my lover!
It's real!
You spoke but did not say anything: What is this?
The ball was in the foreground. Will do it.
I am very brave, do not tell me:
Two of the most beautiful stars in the sky,
You have problems, protect your eyes
Turn in their field until they return.
What if it's his eyes, the head?
The shame of these stars,
The sun is also a light. His eyes are in the sky
Let's do it in a very bright and lively place.
Let the birds sing and think that this is not tonight.
See what happened to his cheek!
Or my hands,
You can touch this cheek!
This is just what i needed! You just keep getting better and better. From "the disease of the sponge" until now! I'm laughing so hard that I pulled a muscle oops
Calvin M Quick! Find a picture of a sad rabbit who wants to play with his friends, but instead is a sad rabbit.
Megan Rude Yep that prevents me from dying laughing all the time
Same...even with that muscle...
Malinda Kathleen Reese This is possibly your funniest video so far!
Oh dear, you haven't watched her tutorial on how to stay safe while watching her videos... (it's called "And issue I need to address").
Fill 🌽 in each corner, then place the corners at each corner.
-Google Translate 2018
I don't make sense in every direction. I'm going to call NO.
Nevermind, I'll just hippocammer a short shadow
I can't find any short shadows to hippocammer! I'll hunt shells and hammocks instead
Oh no, my skin has become rough (or rough)! I can't house the bori in a flat place! I'll add a multi-angle channel from the center area to the blue wooden hammer instead.
@@aaayaaay5741 OMG your comments made me laugh so hard...
Don't forget coconuts!
Fill "Corn" in each "Corner" Then place the "Corners" at each "Corner"
Nice Corn Ryhme
@Vince Flores Says you, *cornball*
Cornseption
It's all a cornspiracy
Corny corn corn-corn
Next video idea:
Google Translate tries a Surgery Training Video
Yes
OH NO
@@jagp135 did you call no and oh said no wasnt at home
Instructions unclear: filled patient's lungs with parsley
YESS
"I love to assemble Ikea furniture."
English -> Italian -> Filipino -> Chinese -> Hebrew -> English
"I like to assemble Ikea furniture."
Well, mine wasn't as funny as I had hoped.
Tom Haflinger I got "Love clearly cut down". 💔😭 Can't remember all languages but Corsican and Amharic were included.
Afrikaans > Catalan > Esperanto > Galician > Icelandic > Kannada > Macedonian > Pashto > Samoan > Ukrainian > Welsh > Yiddish > Amharic > Corsican
"I want to invest in assets"
Um ok
I translated a bunch and got "I would like to write a list of customers"
"I would like to build an IKEA building."
English->Finnish->Spanish->Swahili->Arabic
@Elayla Berryman I want to fly away.
"Count the holes in the box for six hours at night."
Oh boy, my favorite pastime! 😂
~:~
"Please hippocammer a short shadow."
Yeah okay I'm short and all but gee google.
Seriously, this is your funniest video!
The ones that always get me:
"If your skin becomes rough or rough, you will not be able to house the Bori in a flat place."
"You're going to go into these drawers. Leave the drawer in the furthest corner."
"This is a preview of how to get rid of your cheap airline ticket."
"Count the holes in the box for six hours at night."
"Take the gnash of bamboos and give them no sharpening."
This one especially: "There is a bus sliced with barbecue to drink long red wine."
"There is no kissing system."
"Fill corn in each corner. Then place the corners at each corner."
"Put the box in front of the box."
Is it bad that that's almost all of them?
I have a suggestion too. Do you know Bad Lip Reading? If not watch their videos they're super funny. If you do, why not try to translate one of their songs? They are already hilarious and make zero sense, so translating them would be like -100000000000 sense!
Westley Blakeslee YASSS
Yessss
I did that with Seagulls Stop It Now once.
69 like BOIIIIIII
Please hippocammer a short shadow.
Drag the wizard and we will do it!
"Please confirm that it is not too young or not invented."
That sounds like something put on the sign up pages for online accounts.
“Please confirm that it is not too young or invented.”
*shakes head*
Since summer is starting, and people will be going on holidays n planes, you should do a google translate airplane safety video.
Edit: thank you so much for the likes. I’ve never got this many likes before.
You are totally right!
Yes that would be funny. I leave for Alaska 3 weeks from Sat.
I would LOVE that! I'll be flying in a plane for the first time this summer, so I'll need it.
Brilliant idea! I'd love to see Malinda's own translation and acting it out but I tried it out using standard inflight passenger announcements and got this pure gold example:
"Ladies and gentlemen, the captain opens his seat belt symbol, if you have not done so, you need to continue the baggage in front of you or in the box above.
If you are close to the emergency stop, read special router messages on your seat. If you do not want to go into an emergency, get help for the transfer.
Now let's smoke it. All types of help are also prohibited for smoking, even bathing. Due to this law, disabling, detecting or banning dust in bathroom is prohibited.
If you have some information about your business today, do not try to think about our attachments. Thanks "
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is my name / my name, big crew representative (captain Z) are also online, welcome? ???, flying directly ???)
What will be our flight time? Do you have hours? Should we fly high on record? Ground / speed motion? Per hour / km Hourly
In this case, do not have time and make sure that the table is blocked in a specific position, where the belt judge is very dry. In addition, the device mode must be installed in "up" mode until the notification is received after arrival. Thanks "
"The crew / crew, for example, is ready to leave the door."
"Crimman / Cabin Flight Server, Rates, Reviews, Backups and Reports." Thank you. "
"Ladies and gentlemen, I want to comment on TV, show us extra security and take full care after a few minutes."
"We promptly requested address assistants to showcase this aircraft's backup features."
"When the seat belt is closed, you have to add seat belts, everyone has a metallic suit, and eventually you raise the skin." When we leave home bags, it is like this that the center is in all the sounds.
There are many emergency exit (to every wing, back and to the south) on the ground. After a few moments, find it near you. In some cases, your output may be new if you need to leave the floor, then the light level will go in the evening. The door can be opened by moving the arrow towards the arrow. Each door is decorated with a separate piece and can be used as a wild goat
Oxygen and gas pressure are always monitored. When it is uninstalled, the oxygen mask will be thrown automatically. To start the oxygen flow, remove the mask. Apply it to the nose and mouth, to maintain flexibility in the area of head and natural breathing. Instead of brown, the oxygen flows in the mask. He travels with his children or helps before getting help and uses a mask before it is present. Keep your mask until the board recommends
In emergencies, support for the party. (Hold your forehead, cross your head, branch, check your feet on the ground).
After the notification is in the Ground Browser seat or within the members of the bag, open the plastic bag and remove the cover. Take your head from the belt to the belt and take it in front of you. Russian forces can not be stretched from Russia, to replace the military. If you need to add an image, keep it on the fly. Use the school and fire to capture your attention (yes, Salvinia used as the Pulregriel headquarters, pulling down from the headquarters, bands on the shoulders, even the French plate).
At this point, the laptop and electronic device must be installed just before the notice is posted.
Now let's smoke it. False, inactive, or detection of dust detectors in the pond is restricted.
You will see this and all other security information in the message at the top of your front seat, remember to read it before you delete it. If you have any doubts, do not try to ask one of our key members. Hopefully they are all in a great way "
"Scaler, be ready soon"
"The crew member, you wake up and throw away
This is the best idea ever and needs way more attention
Don't you just hate it when your wooden board won't kiss back?
Ugh that is sooo annoying. Gotta relate.
Unfortunately, there is no kissing system. Maybe one day.
“DRAG THE WIZARD AND WE WILL DO IT!”
Oh boy
Take a gnash of bamboos and give them no sharpening.
...and other strange Google translated things
"Drag the wizard, and we will do it!" I want that to be my last words.
"Coconut is one of the most important sources in the world."
-Google Translate 2018
*A D D T H E A L T I T U D E*
I feel like the google translate version is like another person. First, we have Malinda, who speaks with reasonable ideas and instructions, and then there is the google translate chick who is just like "go foward while in reverse".
What should we call this google chick????
First thought is Becky.
I put malinda Kathleen Reese through many layers of google translate end result: Marcus meets rice
Space Cow The Unicorn I wonder if Marcus liked the rice he ate when he met it for the first time.
Googlina :-)
We shall call her Marcus Meets Rice!
Why are you here? I like googlinda
“We start with the tip of its cookies”
A.K.A: How to become a cool kid in Roblox Royale High
You have Roblix i do my acc is xx12fear1xx UwU
@@animegurl6225 mine suzigamingroblox
You can call.
*_NO!_*
*calls no*
@@mimikyufates576 Hello, how can I help you?
Hello, this is No Inc., how can I help you?
@Billy Lopatto I would Like to order...
No.
That means in some language, IKEA means NO
“There is no kissing system.”
Awww thats too bad. They should really add one in XD
Make sure that it is not too young or not invented. Well, that would just mess up the process, wouldn’t it Google Translate? But, never mind,
NO REFUNDS SUCKAAAAAAHHHHHSSS
NEVER MIND! Remember coconuts are the most important resources
"You are going to go into these drawers and leave it in the furthest corner." What I want to do at any social event
It would be great if you would translate a recipe for, idk Chocolate cake or something :D
Anyways, great work as always
YASSSSSSSSSS
Good idea!
Do it!
Yasss! I really want to see that
YES, translating recipes could be glorious
Lol, “this is a preview of how to get rid of your cheap airline ticket.” Lmao I laughed so hard!
This is hilarious on its own, but what really drives it home for me is the "no rewinds suckaaz"
You always have the best ideas that come from anything, how!? Anyways great job again Malinda, as always the facial expressions just complete the cake!! XD
WaffleWolf *ideas
oops yea thanks lol XD
WaffleWolf You do not need an apostrophe to pluralise the word "idea", or any word for that matter. Smh
Yes I realised that, after the first reply about it, but thanks anyways!
Wasn't it meant to be a nightstand, not a cake?!
OK I'm just messing around - it was very funny Malinda!
Yes, get rid of your cheap airline ticket and go on a bus sliced with barbecue!
I hate it when my bus gets sliced with barbecue. The only way I can cope with that is by drinking long red wine.
I heard there's a TV on the bus with puscia cartoons with runners, but it only plays in the evening.
So following these directions, It took awhile, but I was successful!
It was because the wizard felt bad and decided to just make the nightstand, which I think was the real goal.
Im just worried about ur sleep cycle in this. Did the “count the holes in the box for 6 hours at night” have any adverse effect with your health or not
I'm not sure if I followed the instructions right, but this is what I ended up with: I found sea-shells and hammocks (which will be handy in this new interior), my skin wasn't rough, I'm under a cover now, I tried to call somebody after I got confused but the only answer I got was a loud NO, I have cookies laying around (should probably eat them), I got into a drawer located in the furthest corner after a short trial, I have cups with buttons in them plus I searched for them with my middle finger, I can confirm that the cup is not too young (got it from my granny) and I am pretty sure that it's not invented, I have multiple RUclips-accounts now with multi-angles and a blue hammer, I purchased some coconuts 'cause they are the most important source of the world, apparently, I disposed my cheap air-tickets, I stayed up for 6 hours to count holes in a box, I found my missing forks from the lock of my door, I found out that my lockers are reliable, I purchased bamboos and didn't sharpen them, I grinded two attachments against each other, I used a metal strap to tap my piece of wood plus I used totes, I sliced a buss in half with barbecue and then celebrated with a bottle of red wine, then I watched Puscia-cartoon with runners through the evening, I used a metal-attached fishing boat at the corner of a bridge (that was heavy), then I washed the boat with a pillow, I defined words on a newspaper and the double boundary of two bands, I took a table and I refused to take a stand, I didn't kiss anything, I put corn to each corner of the table, then I placed the two corners against each other, I put a box in front of my other box, the corners of one of my pieces of wood had a wooden door and an explosive pool attached to it, I took a pack of cards on my palm and then I placed it onto the box to change the object (the box was still a box), I held a kettle while mixing it, there were no short shadows to hippocammer, I started to feel like I was defeated by this impossible task of Ikea's instructions, but then I removed the nails and dragged a wizard and I did it!!!!
To put it short, time well spend
I'm gonna die trying not to laugh at this while I'm in the livingroom with my family and I probably look like I'm dying.
@@bsoisosman3611 😁
😂
You did the video literally 🤣
Okay, so I just google translated the lyrics to Hallelujah, and here's what I got.
Well, I think it's private.
David was a god and a great man. But you can not defend it?
Here is the road.
4, 5 small worms, great light.
The district director Hailey.
Alma, screaming, sadness, flaming ...
Hope is power, but we must force it.
Have you seen a tape without anything?
It has beauty and light.
He sits on the table.
And he fell upon his throne, and made his throne great.
He left the characters.
Alma, screaming, sadness, flaming ...
Yes, let's go.
I looked at this section and went to the floor.
This is Nuria.
I have found her husband.
Love is not Okay.
Alma, screaming, sadness, flaming ...
He went for a short time.
What's going on?
But now you can not find it. Remember to go with me.
She dropped the apple apple
I will destroy the kingdom
Alma, screaming, sadness, flaming ...
Maybe God is high
But what do I learn about love? Who is this?
There is no night
The people are the lights. Okay.
Alma, screaming, sadness, flaming ...
"Maybe God is high" ahhh *sighs happily*
“Well I think it’s private” pretty sums up what the song is about LMAO
"Alma, screaming, sadness, flaming"
Well that deescalated quickly
love is not okay
Have you see a tape without anything? It has beauty and light.
1:00 Ah, yes. The BORI in the house.
I saw the title and my first thought was: This is going to be pure gold
lol same
Real google translate tip: The translations from another language to english are always the best, so if you e.g. want to translate a french sentence to german, first translate it to english and then to german, usually the result will be better than a direct translation.
Really? Thanks a lot, Total Triss I will try that sometime 👍😁
That's how GT already internally works.
To test: Select czech language and put in "nést". This means "to carry" or "to bear" in english. Put any other language as the result language. Whatever language you choose, it will put out a word meaning "bear"(animal) in that language. For reference, "bear"(animal) is "medvěd" in czech.
The only way this can happen is if it went through a language where there is a homonym between carrying things and an ursine. Such as english.
' there is a bus sliced with Barbecue to drink long red wine puscia cartoon with these runners and pass of the evening '
Is my favourite part I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do memes translated by Google translate
No
no
yes
Plz yus!
YESSSSSSSSS
"The sides are included with two wooden doors and explosive pools" lol
Moana's Dad :
Coconuts are one of the most important sorces....
Moana:
God, Dad! Why did they hire you IKEA?
"there is no kissing system" 😂😂
I hate it when the parts I need aren't invented.
krudmonger I feel like this happens far too often with me...
I think Charles Babbage once had a problem like that.
"Hold the kettle with a mix"
Todoroki: Oh no- *Runs*
*Todoroki better run-*
*OH NO, Shouto, RUN*
Just searched for this video on google, ended up finding grey IKEA seat cushions called Malinda!!! XD They obviously watched this video...lol
DRAG THE WIZARD AND WE WILL DO IIIIIIITTTT !
Has to be the best quote ever 😂😂😂
Even Google translate agrees that only a wizard can understand IKEA's instructions.
3:43 And that’s why you don’t mix water with sulfur, kids!
Please do a airline safety thing translated 😂🙏
The thing is that I don't think I would be able to assemble that with the real instructions, but now the situation is TOTALLY HOPELESS
It's okay.. just get a wizard to do it.
Now I can finally understand Ikea instructions!
"Please use the metal attached to the end of the bridge"
Genius
I really think these instructions are easier to understand then the regular directions lmao! Madr sense to me when trying to use the Ikea ones lol.
Michelle Bolen, if they made so much sense - then how do you PLEASE HIPPOCAMMER A SHORT SHADOW? 😂
I’d love to know!
Naj Renchelf-You find a hippo called Cammer and show them a a shadow of a really short person.
TheGlassWolf320, I LOVE that you put actual thought into this response! 😂
Naj Renchelf-That’s just what I do lol
Like give me instructions as a text and I will create a bed from a nightstand, pictures make it so easy, when there is both then its the best :D
I wish I could tell people I make a living off putting random things in google translate 😂
With acting, comedy, and singing skills you could.
@@alexoneil594 also editing
is it literally KP here! as the swedish magazine for 9-18 about literally anything?
3:31 Google Translate: Then place the corners at each corner.
Me: Yeah, no duh, Google Translate.
*THE FLOOR IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR*
@@robbie5899 I would be very worried if the floor was not made out of floor.
2:02
Wrong.
Gradually watermelons are one of the most important sources in the world
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G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N
Yes but only gradually
GRADUALLY WATERMELON 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
X P R Apparently, Google Translate just chose coconuts now..
It says "one of". There can be more than one...right? Or are coconuts just dominating the world now?