IKEA in a Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2022
- Everybody's favorite famous Swedish furniture store! From decorated showrooms, to their iconic meatballs, or DJUNGELSKOG plushies, and every piece of furniture in-between, we take a look at IKEA in a nutshell.
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Ikea coworker here! The reason why the rooms feel so real is because each room setting has a story in mind and every item in it has been thought of to fit that story! For example a condo for a young couple who both have highley demanding jobs and have a high liking for bougie things would be a story for a condo room setting
That's so legitimately cool and wildly unecessary.
@@TheTGOAC but mainly just really cool
@@rycegabrielmajor9847 it's a great way to demonstrate what the products would look like in your house as well. it shows what it would look like in situe
Don't listen to his lie here, I too work at one. The real reason they feel so real is because each room is actually a room that we stole from a family. Walls and all. We roll in at night with saws and power tools and abscond into the night with the room.
@@nairuo You have breached NDA. IKEA compliance officers are on the way, you'l be delicious Swedish meatballs.
You forgot to mention the mental healing properties of cuddling IKEA stuffed animals. They seem to instantly improve your mood anytime you're near them (the radius of effect varies from person to person. The general rule of thumb is if you can see the plush relatively well, you will feel at least a fraction of it's effect)
When you go to your new girlfriend's house and her stuffed animal collection seems like a group of rival love interests. Then it comes time to move them from the bed and her favourite one stays there, like it's an ex that she just can't let go of.
I'm surprised he didn't mention 3008 at all
i literally become instantly happy when i hug my blahaj
Scp 3008-999 are a sub class of entities and come in various variations of stuffed animal. Similiar to scp 999, upon touching or near proximity a feeling of bliss and absolute worry free pure happiness is experienced. Additional information regarding Scp 3008-999 is currently being researched but due to nature of scp 3008 has so far proved futile.
d j u n g e l s k o g
I'm convinced the only purpose of the wooden mannequin hands in IKEA is so that they can see who's immature enough to make them into middle fingers.
Me.
yea me too
I see that everytime I go there and I wanna scream
they removed all the middle fingers in my ikea
I think me and my cousin did that...
Fun story: My parents once forgot me in an Ikea. I was too young to remember but they told me there was a misunderstanding, my mom went to a Toys r us with my brother and my dad went to another store while was just forgotten there. When they met up again after like 2 hours they realized that I was gone. They looked for me for like half an hour until they found me in a Smaland, just sleeping there lol.
Edit: Now that I think about it there's a slight chance they just took the first child they found in Smaland and that the real me is still wandering in the Ikea, lost and afraid.
i mean to be fair they probably recognized you and i dont think ikea employees would just let a small child stay in smaland overnight
*Småland*
Omg the thought of me not actually being me is horrifying. I'm probably gonna have a dream about that now
@@bluhbluh5243 Do you have the sense of humor of a socially inept stone?
@@funkey6737 you are not real
Everybody gangsta until the lights turn off and the faceless employees say "The store is now closed, please exit the building" and you notice there is no exit
The SCP foundation is on the way. Start running.
@@blazermettro2059 Oh, they wont be able to save you now
well, I better join the canopy tribe now.
That's literally just a normal IKEA, what do you mean.
@@blazermettro2059 the fuck why is the SCP foundation on my ass they are supposed to be rescuing me
I actually was a intern at IKEA, everything he said is 100% true, except he forgot the part where in the staff cafeteria, you get high class meals and free drinks
What did you do as an intern?
@@Simlo stocking, recycling, constaldating, customer service,
but what do you mean "was"? Did you resign or get fired?
@@agrusix282 I was part of a school internship program and when the semester ended, My internship at ikea had ended, ill never forget that sweet soft bed and apartment
@@brushtrainreels7117 ohh that explains a lot How comfy were the beds exactly though, 1-10 x)
i ordered my blåhaj last week, he came 5 days early and since then he’s cured all my sadness in my life, helped me eat more and tidys my room, truly an incredible specimen.
I got one,and he gave me a lottery winning ticket,and told me good business decisions,and now im a multi bilionare
@@chello1731buy 100,000 blåhaj and give them all a home
I got one and he transed my gender
@@enerconfan9138 it’s a common side effect
i’ve got 2, there the skeunkliest skrimblo i’ve ever bought
Two things
1) There's a great story about guys who set up a warm, friendly sort of party on Christmas Eve in their local IKEA. They took the biggest flat there is with the coziest living room, and they would have board games set up there and invite people who were alone in IKEA on Christmas Eve to spend time with them. Because one of them had this sort of shower thought that whoever would be alone there on this day is just extremely lonely and wants to have at least some sort of social interaction, so they wanted to help these people. As far as the story went, staff quickly caught up on what was going on and there was zero interference and they were only asked to leave, like, five minutes before closing time, so they were allowed to stay there for as much as was humanly possible, because, I mean, the staff also wanted to go home on Christmas.
2) Not sure if they do it worldwide but they also served pork shoulders in IKEA Russia and these were delicious and cost like 4$ per knuckle which is an incredible meat to dollar ratio. And they even had frozen ones you could prepare at home.
cute but that would SUCK to clean up after lol
I'm convinced that Joeseppi never actually made it out of IKEA store while recording this video, and he's currently living in this maze, releasing this video and putting cryptic message in it.
*lord joeseppi you mean
He is in 3008
@@SirProud The SCP fandom has been summoned. We await SCP-3008 The Infinite Ikea's command.
@@SirProud I wish I could press the like button multiple times
Every ikea might as well be a scp 3008 except les dangerous
Thank you joeseppi for going into ikea and making it out alive to share your experience to the world
Not many have returned..
Dont worry! The Engineer is Engi-here!
Lord joeseppi*
what is your favourite ikea plushie, dell
Its amazing he made it out alive
“Regardless, buzzfeed had given me my stuffed animal of choice. Blåhaj the shark. So I headed over to the ikea website, and bought Djungelskog the monkey.”
Literally me every day 💀
Pro tips:
1) If you're in a hurry, you can bypass the showroom and enter the shop directly, though the entrance is usually very low key or even hidden a little
2) You can also just go into the warehouse directly, if you know what you need and where to find it. Huge time saver.
3) If you want to browse the showroom, be prepared to get stuck behind super slow groups, people with strollers, or couples who between the 2 of them somehow manage to block a 4 meter wide aisle. For a much more relaxed experience, walk from end to start, against the traffic. People will see you coming and move out of the way, especially if you look a little to the side and pretend not to see them. You'll be like Moses parting the Red Sea.
As a Swede this video is top tier and I cant even complain about the pronunciation, in fact I love it so much I think we should reconstruct the Swedish language according to you.
lmao
ya it should be changed to the glorious way he sead the words
@@Blue-Smurf-Cat *said
@@SavvyBigdaddySav Perhaps he simply pronounces said as sead.
@@oceanboi_ oh ok didn't think about that.
This made me realise every piece of furniture in my room is from IKEA. My bed, my bedside table, my desk, my chair, my curtains, my pegs, my clothes hangers, my poster frames, my bed sheets, my blanket, my cork board, my rug, my towel, my lamp, my desk plant, my mini-organiser chest of drawers, my magazine files, my cubes on the wall and my laundry basket. There is nothing that's not IKEA. And my room is pretty small as well. I feel like an IKEA Stan at this point
Are you sure your not still in the store?
same, besides a huge suitcase that smells like old shit i got from my grandpa once
Plot twist, your bedroom is actually an ikea showroom and you live in ikea
Plot twist, now IKEA actually own the room you are in, and stuff just keep popping, and spawning in without you knowing
certified GOYIM
as a Swede and a true IKEA connesiour I loved this video lmaoo
and to think that Småland is viewed as this little childrens play area is funny to me. It's like if Walmart had a play area called Arkansas if that makes any sense
småland låter ganska gulligt och barnsligt (på ett bra sätt såklart) så jag tycker att det passar bra
Ah yes, IKEA, the worst place to lose a purse! Good thing that never happened to me. Ha ha ha…ha…that was a horrible day.
I have no doubt that there is someone out there with a complete collection of every IKEA stuffed animal, and that terrifies me.
I want to do that
What’s wrong with that 😭😭
Fine I'll do it myself
HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE
i do.
As a Swedish person, I can tell you the names are actually pretty self explanatory. For example, the djungelskog bear directly translates to jungle forest. Also blåhaj is just Blue shark.
And "gubbröra" which is the name of some weird kitchen utensil translates to "old man stir"
blahaj is a offical trans icon
@@jm1646 Sucks
@@jm1646 I don't understand it because it's a shark, a rather deadly and killer fish! But good for them I guess
@@unoriginalperson72 bc its cute and fluffy as a trans person i love em too,
Useful fact : you can go to any ikea store and ask for any screws/attachments you've lost. They'll give 'em, free of charge. If, like me, you've lost ALL the screws of your bed while moving, they'll happily take the list of what you need and send it by mail to your adress, again, free of charge.
omagad
don’t you DARE disgrace BLÅHAJ
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for yet another certified hood classic by this absolute Chad of a man
Edit: Uh
the dude below me has small ant balls
Yes I do
exactly
i am ready.
I'm not ready I'm sorry
I can confirm that I was not Swedish before I ate many Ikea meatballs
ayo
@@StrictLegal balls? 🧐
To bad they removed the horse meat... It tasted way better
@@NinoJoelThey had too
As a Swede, I support this message
blahaj is love. surrender all mortal possessions to blahaj.
IKEA was one of the last shopping places I enjoyed with my mom before she passed away earlier this year. We bought loads of plastic cutlery, some ice cube trays for my grandmother, and these amazing pillows that have a cooling feature on one side.
We dined in the cafeteria on meatballs and some other Swedish dish she got, swindled some of the fancy coffee, and ate the quaint little desserts they served. It was hot as balls when leaving the store since it was an August day in Texas, but the crisp apple and lingonberry soda we had bought after purchasing our spoils kept us cool. I miss her.
I’m sorry for your loss
Tf? @@karinanowak3863
As Swede I have to congratulate you on your pronounciation of Älmhult and Småland. Most english speakers would pronounce them like Almhult and Smaland but you actually got the Ä and Å pronounciations pretty close. At least different enough from just saying A. Kudos!
as a swede, i can do nothing but agree
As another Swede, I agree.
As a Swedish man muself I agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
as a swede, i agree
as pure swede så håller jag med
I watched this w my blåhaj
I watched this with my djskog bear
I've ever been the IKEA only ONE TIME and my favorite part is the four wheele turning
Fantastic video as always!
cool
Nice
Great website
kerenn
Beautiful
When he got to the plushies I slammed my table Ace Attorney style and audibly yelled “ITS NOT JUST THE SHARKS?!”
Last year I went to IKEA for my birthday and was immediately attached to the sharks I found in a big bin (I didn’t find any of the other plushies) so I bought one
And then learned on Reddit that the blahaj is a trans icon and my non-binary ass was drawn to it for a reason
@@zuristerling5119 my Nonbinary ass was attached to Blahaj too for some reason
@@Nick-dx2pt probably because a bunch of stuffed cotton doesn't really do anything for trans people unless I'm missing a part of the story
@@Nick-dx2pt Were you suprised to find your ass stitched onto a Blåhaj?
I love how everytime Blåhajs are mentioned I can find people who know only the plush
I feel less lonely, before discovering trans subreddits i didn't even know Ikea had plushes, and I felt dumb about that
This man singlehandedly invented a dozen of new SCPs
I can't believe he'd take a monkey over being a friend of Blahaj.
I had a stuffed Ikea animal of a Dalmatian when I was a kid. I called him "spotty". In my childhood I has serval surgery's and whenever I woke up in recovery he would be there. He is still with me to this day
Happy to hear it
That’s so sweet, I hope you’re of a better health as an adult :)
@@lordgemini2376 Thanks
The childhood dog that you never have to say goodbye to.
This man is scarily good at promoting these things. Its 9pm on a rainy day and I want to go to an IKEA right now.
ikr 😂😂
@@luvsspring_revampThis should be an official IKEA advertisement
Bro the thumbnail changed
YOU MUST ALWAYS CHOOSE BLÅHAJ WHILST CHOOSING THE PLUSH
Fun fact: The Dutch IKEA's stores used to sell the meatballs with horsemeat, the Swedish FDA found out and now i think they dont serve it anymore😂
7:28 “Blåhaj”
If only he knew
You mean the trans thing?
@@Pingvin-wx6sm yeah lmao
@@Pingvin-wx6sm tf u talking about ?
@@Pingvin-wx6sm ?????
@@-dusan5726 or femboy
This is a certified IKEA In a nutshell classic.
Amazing work, dude! I love your channel. Especially the graphics
2:15 SCP-3008 is actually an infinite Ikea with faceless employees and food that stocks itself in the SCP universe. You could say if you lose one screw...you're _screwed._ Plot twist, the meatballs are made out of people who didn't find the exit. I believe that Lord Joeseppi is actually still in the IKEA, he just found the show room that looked identical to his room and started making the video and living there
Love the irony how the world's largest Ikea isn't even in Sweden. It's specifically at the Mall of Asia. Mall of Asia is the world's fifth largest mall and is owned by SM Prime. They own other megamalls (or as they call them, SM Supermalls) in the Philippines like SM City North EDSA (13th largest), SM Megamall (15th largest), and SM Seaside City Cebu (16th largest). The Philippines sure loves to take things from the US like fast-food and malls and says "Hold my beer"
finally the comment ive been waiting for
he just... lives there now
Looking at it historical wise, the Americans came here first (colonization), the Philippines adopted some American culture. You could say there is a bit cultural Stockholm Syndrome, pun intended.
I was looking for someone to mention 3008
Yes
I’ve lived in Sweden my whole life, So seeing him trying to pronounce easy Swedish words is just hilarious 🤣
Sättet han sa djungelskog på var väldigt... intressant
@@genericineverything7619 Ja väldigt
blahadge
@@robloccnmeme969 “BLÅHAJ”
Nothing easy about pronouncing blah harsh.
I couldn't stop giggling while watching this video, thank you for making me laugh
This actually made me go to IKEA for the first time ever. Didn’t buy any furniture, just got the orca plushie and sorta walked around with my friend. I also tried the cinnamon buns, they were good.
So u do not have a Malm chest of drawers? Where do u keep your undies?
Idk why but EVERY SINGLE TIME, I get scared of a 30% off wardrobe falling on my head while walking in the warehouse area
For future reference: DJUNGELSKOG = jungle forest; BLÅHAJ (pronounced blaw-high) = blue shark. I speak every language in the world so I'm very familiar with Swedish. At a normal interview, they tell you "Please take a seat" while at an IKEA interview, they tell you *"Please make a seat."* The NJ couple that got married are from Newark, and they got married at the IKEA in Elizabeth right across from the notorious Newark Liberty International Airport. Knowing Newark and its violence...IKEA is the BEST place to get married there. And if either tries to leave each other, they won't be able to escape the other.
hes the chosen one
every language hmmmmmmmmmmm yes all like 200 main ones, nevermind the other thousands of others
Google translate left the chat
nord korea tog 1000 volvo bilar från oss
Thank you Swedish Kim Jong-un
You forgot to mention that once you walk in its physically impossible to go back out and you have to go through the end to get out
Love these
Home Bargains in a nutshell would be great
how the fuck is he gonna make a 5 minute or longer video about home bargains
As a swedish person i laughed so much at your pronunciation of Swedish😂
Å et er der værste
Yea, Mee too,( Jag vet, han är jätte kul, eller hur?)
@@cxmaster4358 rolig*
Bahatjs=blåhaj XD
no words are spoken in the video though
I love channels like this that upload occasionally. It makes the content feel more special and (obviously in joeseppis case) higher quality
1:42 MY JAW DROPPED
oh you changed the thumbnail
Hearing Joeseppi saying swedish words made me burst out laughing
Blåhaj
BLOE HADJJ!
Ikea was like a vacation growing up. The cafeteria, the cheapest family meatball meals, the cranberry soda. At the very end of the shopping we would go to the very end where there's the $1 cinnamon buns, ice cream, hot dogs. It was a different experience that you can't explain
Thé professionnel sofa thing got me dying
The hide and seek in Ikea thing is something that would be awesome to do, but it would be super weird. Like imagine if you were some other customer and wanted to buy a cabinet, and then you find some 10 year old crouched down inside it.
My solution to that dream is to build an Ikea in Minecraft and do it that way.
Facts 🙌🏻👀
go talk about that on an ikea video not on a soccer video lol
I had a hide and seek with my friends in Ikea.
We hid in the warehouse and the floors too-
It was fun and I'd 100% do it again till we get kicked out
6:15 Bro nah, man did not need to violate me like that💀
Being inebriated while assembling furniture is pretty fun
Tipp if you wanna eat the Kötbullar (the meatballs) easily: take the peas and throw them into the smashed potatoes and mix the cranberries with them too and dip the Kötbullar in the mixture.
As a friend of a Swedish fella, this is incredibly accurate
As a person who’ve been to Ikea Pasay multiple times, I can confirm that it’s the largest. There’s like 3 or 4 floors, and a basement for parking. And it’s brand new too (the ikea here opened on nov 25 last year, they’re celebrating their one-year anniversary). Also, Ikea is right next to SMX convention, which can be an amazing experience if there’s an anime convention going on (you can occasionally spot cosplayers shopping in Ikea lol).
Hopefully they'd open local stores here in Mindanao too 🙂
i went to smx convention for japan then ikeaa
fking weebs
The thumbnail design changing to a monkey out of nowhere
I've been hanging out at ikea with friends eating hotdogs and drinking unlimited drinks each Friday, got kicked out once for playing hide and seek. That manager is still looking at us each time we enter
9:15 In Australia there is (at least) 1 IKEA where in the warehouse there are wallpapers with blue sky and clouds, for all customers who forgot what the 'outside' looked like.
7:42 Who's gonna tell her?
uh oh
What do you mean her
Blahaj is a trans symbol in many online circles
*him, also I don’t like that Blahaj is being used as a trans symbol
@@capybara2515 Too bad, many people do
as a romanian, the fact that you referenced MULTIPLE TIMES our ikea store in bucuresti made me way too happy.
great job joessepi.
5:02 will always be funny
*_”VILBORG THE DESTROYER!!!”_*
*_”SILVERLONN THE MIGHTY!!!”_*
*_”TJÄRBLOMSTER THE -_* Grey Bedspread (150x210cm) for £7.”
Never thought a video about a furniture store could cause such a rollercoaster of emotions, video goes from funny to nostalgic, can perfectly relate to everything this man said, actually couldn't be any more on point!
You really never fail to make me laugh. Fantastic video as always! :D
My man just donated 20ds. In the comments.
Do not take this out of context.
@@SavvyBigdaddySav im guessin he was kind enough to give u one of his d?
@@SavvyBigdaddySav ok I will ITS A BOT
@@mintengineer30 fric I fell for it.
It is also believed that, with how frequently couples are arguing while shopping at IKEA, they break up, get lost and are what fuels dating apps
Yo, I was working at Jysk and you won't believe how many people just grab the display models. It's wild!
7:30 the blahaj is actually just blue shark in swedish.
I love how this guy ventured through costo and ate all the "sample"s then like so much later brings us yet another masterpiece whilst' risking his life.
As a Filipino that has seen the Ikea I can confirm it is larger than Sweden|
Note: They don't paint the arrows they use projectors to project the arrows.
I just take as many Ikea pencils that I can. Last trip I took 138 pencils. I probably have +300
Being a Swede, ikea feels like the swedish pride to the world
The last time i was in an ikea i stole 43 ikea pencils and nobody noticed
IKEA is the only place where the product names make your vocal coards start to scream for mercy
My greatest fear is that ill eventually walk into an ikea and get lost. Then ill have to survive in the wasteland of furniture and köttbullar
10:24 YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
He can he’s a lord
(Pulls out his Colt 911) You cant take away my freedom!!
@@JuiceyBeveragewhat? Do you mean cult 911 or call 911?
as an IKEA employee myself, i can confirm we are not allowed to leave the store
My local Ikea didn't have a Smaaland until I was 12 years old, so my mum & I would have to make up our own games to play while going around the showroom, thus I have genuinely played hide & seek in Ikea & raced around the track.
IKEA assassin rustling a diagram sheet trying to assemble a silenced pistol.
‘Anyway, my results are in; blahaj the shark’
*your gender identity may be looking like that ikea table*
we might have found an egg that needs cracking
Not only did they get Blahaj, they refused their destiny of the shonk. Classic egg move
@@elliebingo who the hell is egg
@@unoriginalperson72 an egg is slang for a trans person who doesn't know they're trans yet, and Blahaj has become a trans meme for whatever reason
@@kurama6538 Such a perfect reply 😭😭
7:55
*hugs my two large (classic & new) and one compact (new) Blåhaj*
"Shh, he didn't mean it."
("Blå" was pretty accurate, but "haj" is just like the German "Hai" (shark) or "Hi" in "Hi, how are you?")
the ikea rat is so goofy looking
It's OK to use the showrooms just don't let the staff catch you
As a half Swedish person, I half approve of this.
Hey, a fellow half-Swede.
@@jd_the_cat hi, my fellow half-Swede
There is nothing I need more than blåhaj
Your pronunciation of Småland was actually pretty accurate GG
speaking of the product names, my ikea table legs are called "Tillslag''
5:50 this humor is killing me 😂
The Swedish pronunciation was significantly better than I thought, great video!
BUT NOBODY SAID ANYTHING IN THE VIDEO
@@almisaur896 Wot?
The biggest flex for a company is joeseppi making a video of your store
I got banned from small-land because I kept taking balls from the ball pit and then kept throwing them at other kids until they cried.
As a Swedish lad, I approve of your pronunciation of Swedish words 👍
Jo utalen funkar🤙
(Vi är ju ändå "bara" strax över 1% av hans tittare😅😂)
but he never talked though?
@@almisaur896 Did you mute the video or something?
@@DocPyro nope, i only heard music, and the vid was about football thumbnails
I got lost in IKEA once as a kid. Scariest two days of my life.
TWO DAYS?!..
Man, the Billy bookshelf brings me memories. I remember my dad installing one about 10 years ago and i used it all of the time
9:11 I used to play hide and seek with my brother from my parents in the section right before you leave. Most thrilling thing ever. Especially when you have to dodge the people looking for furniture.
As a Swede this is absolutely amazing