Airports are probably the greatest miniature simulations of humanity. There's order. There's chaos. There's usually a screaming child with a mother who doesn't care. Half the people are dressed nicely while the other half are dressed like the homeless, and you can't tell if that isn't the case because they smell exactly like they look. It really is a perfect microcosm
I can confirm that this is true. When you are also waiting to get on the plane, your mum talks to some random lady she's never met as though they've known each other for half their lives and your dad just stares at his watch, waiting to get on the damn plane.
Airports are both good and bad based on my own experience. The great stuff is the anticipation of the journey, sleeping in a nearby hotel, navigating a maze-like structure, and seeing the concourse filled with planes coming and going. The bad stuff is the tediously long queues, trying to get through security (my dad once got pulled over for a perfectly normal DVD player but we were stuck over 20 minutes trying to sort it out), waiting for your baggage to show up (I had to wait 30 minutes at Manchester airport once because the luggage crew went on a break mid shift), and rushing to get on your plane only to be told the flight's been delayed an hour. But all in all, it's usually enjoyable so long as everything goes right.
@@absoultethings4213 For me i feel like james bond or somethng after finishing a mission and checking my watch like yeah, it is 3 in the morning a regular occurance even if that never happens that might just be me tho (im yt awhile thats why i responded instantly 😂)
Yep. Getting to the airport in the morning before even the sun is up is weird. But being able to walk right through security and to my gate is worth it.
we Americans have so many guns you'd be surprised how often you'll get in line to be checked, and you pat down your cargo pants pocket only to find out you accidentally brought your RPG launcher.
3:00 one time when I was at an airport the list of banned items included radioactive material Shit I brought back a souvenir from Chernobyl I thought I could bring it back
I've never experience going to an airport in the summer months during a weekend because my parents always makes me got either late in the middle of the night or really early in the morning. If you want to avoid the annoying security in the U.S.A. There's TSA precheck that could help you skip the silly stuff and get to the metal detectors part of the security.
7:20 wow... In America it's the opposite, once you get passed security, everything its double the price. A shot of jack daniels is $16.75, a pack of skittles (regular size) is like $3.99
Thats the same n the uk as well i dont know what he is talking about i just think hes under the common illusion that no vat automatically makes it cheaper but they charge double the price
@@Eddiespaghetti69420Yup I was thinking the same thing. Like he even showed that image where 2 m&ms bags were 11 quid like bro how is that not a rip off?
I have a particular fondness for airports, specifically the “watching planes depart and land while you wait for your flight” bit. I still remember pulling an all-nighter for our 5am flight and watching inbound and outbound planes. The sunrise above PHL was so beautiful.
I love those big airports that can fit entire buildings in them, arriving early to your flight and being able to explore the megastructure that is an airport is awesome. I swear, they could house a society with all the things they have in them.
My guy disappeared for 11 months and is coming back strong. Edit since people don’t get it: I was talking about before his ken Allen video. The whole point of this comment was because he hadn’t released anything in 11 months and then he drops 2 news vids not too far apart
To be fair, it's better than having Sunnyv2 content everyday. 10 minutes of nothing burgers, and an idiot making himself sound dumber than his own audience.
besides candy, costumes, a will to live, internal organs, blood, their organs to function properly, food, water, oxygen, limbs, a stable blood flow, mental stability, some form of company, skin, muscle tissue, tissue in general, self reliance, eyes, nose, teeth, face, hands, feet, arms, legs, bones, the femur, skin, a place to live, etc.
I feel this is pretty personal to me as its relatable to my life. I too suffer from the debuff of scoliosis. I feel your struggle, even though i dont have to wear a heel lifter. (I once saw a butcher cutting a a big pig into peices at an airport in germany)
Every single time I go through a metal detector it always flags specifically my balls and I always have to get a pat down like I'm a convicted criminal
They always check my groin now. Those stupid circular scan machines they have you step in always seem to catch something even with pockets empty. It’s annoying.
It's funny, my local airport (San Diego International) is a little bit of the opposite, the check-in lines are decently short, the scanners work, and the babies actually realize that they're just on a plane and aren't being thrown into a brazen bull. Just up to the shop prices. They'll still put your bank account in the negatives.
“Oh lemme just remove this RPG from my suitcase I didn’t know I couldn’t bring” that killed me 🤣🤣🤣 DANMMM 703 likes BRUH I BARELY GET ANY LIKES ON MY COMMENTS 1 IF IM LUCKY THANKS
I know it's a joke but there was an incident a couple years ago where a terminal had to be evacuated because someone had an old bazooka round in one of their bags
What a great video. I work at an airport as a gate agent (those people who scan your tickets or id's at the gates) and what is described in the video is basically dead on. The only thing I've never heard of is duty free, but that must be a UK thing. Either way love your vids man. I love the laughs you give me all the time
@@AnotherRandomGamer64 there was a part of the magazine where you could ask the characters questions and my question to a character ended up being in the magazine
BRO!!!!! When I was rewatching the McDonald’s in a nutshell video I said to myself “ wouldn’t it be a cool vid if joeseppi made an airports in a nutshell vid” and then 2 days later this shit pops up on my for you page
In my experience the flight back is always better because often the airport is smaller than the London one I went from, yet somehow they have more up to date technology so I don’t need to take out everything from my hand luggage
9:24 That's not Amsterdam! That's somewhere on the border between Denmark and Germany! Anyway this was an amazing video, I laughed many times! Please keep uploading
This is the first video I have seen from you and you have become my favourite youtuber. Not only was the video really good but even the ad read at the end was amazing. It was the first time I have decided to watch through a whole ad read. And not only that but its a really good product that goes with the theme of the video. This guy is amazing 🙏🙏
Loved it! and last time I flew home, the gate number changed 4 times. Good thing they were all in the same direction. But you missed one: german airport announcer lady "Could passengers with the surnames (PROCEEDS TO MANGLE SEVERAL SURNAMES) make themselves known at their gate please?" Immediately the murmuring started behind me of OVERBOOKING and I flashed back to the Trevor Noah sketch. Yes, he's very funny but it stops being funny when it starts being you. When it's not you, it's the biggest feeling of relief I ever had.
i just looked for a video to eat my breakfast to, and then i remembered your channel. Genuinely happy that you posted something again bro your videos are always such a good watch!
I remember flying to Taiwan via Amsterdam earlier this year - we must have done over 10 laps of the airport and talked to a bunch of dutch people before we realised where we were going...
I loved flying in Japan honestly. I was flying back to the US out of Osaka and it was the nicest airport experience I've ever had. I showed up on a bus, and they had free luggage carts right near the door, which was amazing. I pulled them over to check them and the lady at the desk was incredibly nice and professional. One of my bags was actually 2 kilos over the allowed weight, but she just said it was fine and checked it for me. She handed me my receipt for my bags and told me to hang onto it for when I got back to the US, and then I went and got into line to fly out. The wait was pretty easy, just chilled for a bit, then flew to Seoul. Also a pretty chill airport, though a bit more confusing since I don't speak Korean, and after a layover it was back over the ocean to San Francisco, which is where all the bullshit started. Firstly, the luggage carts in the US were 9 dollars to use, and the card reader was busted so I couldn't actually use them. I was lugging my two suitcases, backpack, and guitar down this hallway fighting for my life. One of the workers took pity on me and gave me a luggage cart that hadn't been taken back, and I went to check my bags. The lady checking them immediately tried to charge me like $300 because of the extra checked bag and an overweight one. I had to take stuff out of the heavy one and fit it into my backpack, and then spend like 5 minutes explaining that no, I had already paid for my bags and that's what the receipt was for. Finally she understood me, and was like "I'll bet you're glad you kept that receipt huh?" Like no, bitch. I kept it because I was told to and I know how airports in the US are. Then I had missed my flight and had to do another transfer, where the airline left my guitar behind. Fortunately they got it to me literally next day, but it was annoying. When I first flew into Japan, I had lost my receipt for my checked luggage, but the lady at the check-in desk rightfully realized that I had obviously paid for my bags to be checked, because otherwise I would not have had them with me. God American airports are miserable
2:45 These warnings are actually super important in America. 🤷 Countless people accidentally forget to remove their daily carry firearm before trying to take a flight. Happens way more often than it probably should.
I travel A LOT domestically, and while most of it's pretty accurate, arrival and security are night-and-day: there's usually a terminal drop-off ($3 fee, worth it), baggage weight limit's around 40 pounds, and, Yank I am, the godsend that is TSA PreCheck. Bonus tips: if you have luggage to check-in, put your liquids in there, find your gate right after security (even though it's probably available on the airline's app), and use a jacket or cloth bag to store everything in your pockets for security without having an extra bag for the plane
Honestly I love (personally) airports and the planes bc after you get checked in at the port you can go to a lounge and chill and it’s relaxing. And first class is the best and awesome, normal economy is still good though
Imagine this You went to tenerife 10 years ago I completely forgot about the flight, that was the last time you went on an airplane, then last year you casually went on A *THIRTEEN HOUR FLIGHT* ON A CHINESE AIRLINE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD Of IN ECONOMY
9:54: ima be kind, those planes are safe when properly maintained, but freebe or something prob did not do that. But 2 engine planes are safer then a single engine, and if 1/2 engines fail, the other engine takes the “load” but If all engines failed it can glide down if the pilots are experienced enough.
I was playing The Long Drive a few days ago, and I decided to tune into the radio. I happened to catch some sort of podcast I believe, and I think I heard something about Joeseppi which caught me by surprise. Of course, I didn't hear the whole thing since I tuned in about halfway through it feels like, but if I am understanding correctly, it is pretty cool.
12:11 you think 4 hours is bad? Imagine me. I live in australia and every year me and my mum go to ireland to see our relatives. First we get a flight from australia to dubai or abu dhabi which is usually around 13 hours and then another flight to get to dublin which is 7 or 8 hours.
I underwent a major surgery last year to remove a portion of my ass that had been infected with a pilonidal cyst and perianal abscess, and in the recovery process, I had to put zinc oxide (diaper rash cream) on the newly grown scar tissue to keep it from becoming irritated. So I walked through the airport metal detector with zinc oxide ointment lined on my left ass cheek, and upon exiting the other side of the detector, the officers ask me if I'm smuggling contraband in my ass. I have to explain to them that I have had a huge surgery there and what they are seeing is zinc oxide ointment. They genuinely did not believe me until I showed them my medical records which I kept for this exact situation. I was honestly convinced they were going to pull my pants down to search my ass.
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i need the zaza 😭😭😭
What if I don't want to?
Why is your calendar the jonkler
I'd rather download malware.
i am aware Amsterdam isn’t in Germany. Someone may have moved the shot last minute and forgot to move the flag. (that someone is me, i am someone)
You’re the 🐐
I hope you are. Can't believe you could do something like this.
No your joeseppi
looking forward for more sand and cactus and sand and desert and sand and a long drive in sand.
SAND!!!!
DID I SEE JONKLER! JONKLER WHERE IS MAN?! WHERE IS WOMAN? I DEMAND TO KNOW YOUR ALLEGIANCES TO THE ASLUME!
Joeseppi is like that great uncle who is fun and brings gifts with him but comes only after a few months.
Like Christmas
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Realest comment I've ever since in days
Yeah that abt sums it up
Better than the uncle who comes after a few seconds 😞
Airports are probably the greatest miniature simulations of humanity. There's order. There's chaos. There's usually a screaming child with a mother who doesn't care. Half the people are dressed nicely while the other half are dressed like the homeless, and you can't tell if that isn't the case because they smell exactly like they look. It really is a perfect microcosm
I can confirm that this is true. When you are also waiting to get on the plane, your mum talks to some random lady she's never met as though they've known each other for half their lives and your dad just stares at his watch, waiting to get on the damn plane.
@@juliusnovachrono4370and then proceeds to forget about that person's existence after you've reached ur destination
why did i read this in joeseppi's voice
It really is the peak of humanity, making the act of lifting above the clouds to the kingdom of heaven the most shitty experience possible
Staff talk to the dumb customers like we all wish we could!
Airports are both good and bad based on my own experience. The great stuff is the anticipation of the journey, sleeping in a nearby hotel, navigating a maze-like structure, and seeing the concourse filled with planes coming and going. The bad stuff is the tediously long queues, trying to get through security (my dad once got pulled over for a perfectly normal DVD player but we were stuck over 20 minutes trying to sort it out), waiting for your baggage to show up (I had to wait 30 minutes at Manchester airport once because the luggage crew went on a break mid shift), and rushing to get on your plane only to be told the flight's been delayed an hour. But all in all, it's usually enjoyable so long as everything goes right.
Have you been to LAX? Border security is crazy there😅
Driving to the airport at 5am in the dark is a different feeling.
Leaving the airport at 3am when there’s barely anyone there is a interesting feeling
@@absoultethings4213 For me i feel like james bond or somethng after finishing a mission and checking my watch like yeah, it is 3 in the morning a regular occurance even if that never happens that might just be me tho (im yt awhile thats why i responded instantly 😂)
Yep. Getting to the airport in the morning before even the sun is up is weird. But being able to walk right through security and to my gate is worth it.
Ze best
And driving drunk is even better
we Americans have so many guns you'd be surprised how often you'll get in line to be checked, and you pat down your cargo pants pocket only to find out you accidentally brought your RPG launcher.
Thought I was the only one to forget my AR, Shotgun or my grenades
Once while I was rushing half a day early to the airport, I accidentally crashed my tank into the side of the terminal.
I felt hurt when the Canadians didn't see my emotional support grenades are the samething as some woman with her emotional support dog
me when i "accidentally" use my RPG on the airplanes because i was bored
Rocket jumping is a very popular and dignified passtime among Americans actually
One weird thing my local airport has is a fishmonger. Why someone would buy fish for a flight, I cannot fathom
isnt taking a fish to plane illegal😭
Flying fish
So they can stink up the entire airplane and ruin everyone’s already miserable flight.
Surstromming is illegal, but I could take my Hollandse Nieuwe (raw herring with raw onion) 😊
3:00 one time when I was at an airport the list of banned items included radioactive material
Shit I brought back a souvenir from Chernobyl I thought I could bring it back
lol 🤣
I've never experience going to an airport in the summer months during a weekend because my parents always makes me got either late in the middle of the night or really early in the morning. If you want to avoid the annoying security in the U.S.A. There's TSA precheck that could help you skip the silly stuff and get to the metal detectors part of the security.
AS PER USUAL W JOESEPPI RELATABLE VIDEO ABSOLUTE BANGER W
14:23 THE LONG DRIVE PART 2 CONFIRMED ???
edit: well who would’ve known look at his new community post
yes
WOOOOOOOHHHH
it's been two years💀
Less go
YEAHHHHH!!!
7:20 wow... In America it's the opposite, once you get passed security, everything its double the price. A shot of jack daniels is $16.75, a pack of skittles (regular size) is like $3.99
Thats the same n the uk as well i dont know what he is talking about i just think hes under the common illusion that no vat automatically makes it cheaper but they charge double the price
Stanstead airport can agree with that
@@Thebungus765 13 dollars? Really?
depends here tbh, books and stuff are cheaper... but food is expensive and liquids are beyond expensive because you got rid of all of them in security
@@Eddiespaghetti69420Yup I was thinking the same thing. Like he even showed that image where 2 m&ms bags were 11 quid like bro how is that not a rip off?
Can confirm.Watching at the airport right now.
have a nice flight!
I hope you made it past TSA in one piece
Good luck on the security
You on the flight yet?
Same
I have a particular fondness for airports, specifically the “watching planes depart and land while you wait for your flight” bit. I still remember pulling an all-nighter for our 5am flight and watching inbound and outbound planes. The sunrise above PHL was so beautiful.
14:25 oh my god there is hope i have been waiting for part 2 since i saw part 1 :DDDD
I love those big airports that can fit entire buildings in them, arriving early to your flight and being able to explore the megastructure that is an airport is awesome. I swear, they could house a society with all the things they have in them.
My guy disappeared for 11 months and is coming back strong.
Edit since people don’t get it: I was talking about before his ken Allen video. The whole point of this comment was because he hadn’t released anything in 11 months and then he drops 2 news vids not too far apart
No way that was 4 months ago
A month bro
To be fair, it's better than having Sunnyv2 content everyday. 10 minutes of nothing burgers, and an idiot making himself sound dumber than his own audience.
He was waiting for his suitcase
It was 1 month ago
A surprise drop from Joeseppi is the only thing any child needs for this Halloween season
For example, me. A Child,the only one watching joeseppi,hes helped me escape all the brainrot that my Generation has gone through.
besides candy, costumes, a will to live, internal organs, blood, their organs to function properly, food, water, oxygen, limbs, a stable blood flow, mental stability, some form of company, skin, muscle tissue, tissue in general, self reliance, eyes, nose, teeth, face, hands, feet, arms, legs, bones, the femur, skin, a place to live, etc.
I love how joeseppi videos can connect to each other like how this one is about plane traveling to carry towards the long drive part two video
I feel this is pretty personal to me as its relatable to my life. I too suffer from the debuff of scoliosis. I feel your struggle, even though i dont have to wear a heel lifter. (I once saw a butcher cutting a a big pig into peices at an airport in germany)
Every single time I go through a metal detector it always flags specifically my balls and I always have to get a pat down like I'm a convicted criminal
getting violated in the airport 😭
Not my fault if you have balls of steel
terminator?
5:36 as someone who had gone through multiple airport security checks, I can indeed confirm, I was violated 😞
Wsp ice
They always check my groin now. Those stupid circular scan machines they have you step in always seem to catch something even with pockets empty. It’s annoying.
Hi ice711
Yo theres Ice711 lol
Yoo ice
16:08 i usually skip ads / promotions from RUclips videos , but this one i jus had to watch😭🔥i was locked in fr
Innit
I absolutely love this channel. It definitely has a big place in my life.
Every video about nutshells starts with “ Ahhhhhhh the .. “
It's funny, my local airport (San Diego International) is a little bit of the opposite, the check-in lines are decently short, the scanners work, and the babies actually realize that they're just on a plane and aren't being thrown into a brazen bull. Just up to the shop prices. They'll still put your bank account in the negatives.
14:20 finally, he’s going back to the long drive
“Oh lemme just remove this RPG from my suitcase I didn’t know I couldn’t bring” that killed me 🤣🤣🤣
DANMMM 703 likes BRUH I BARELY GET ANY LIKES ON MY COMMENTS 1 IF IM LUCKY THANKS
I know it's a joke but there was an incident a couple years ago where a terminal had to be evacuated because someone had an old bazooka round in one of their bags
@@zacharywolf5666 really just for the bullet not the actual bazooka damn
Type of shit CJ would say in his check in to the flight from Los Santos to San Fierro
@@samsonkj6557 LOL
What a great video. I work at an airport as a gate agent (those people who scan your tickets or id's at the gates) and what is described in the video is basically dead on. The only thing I've never heard of is duty free, but that must be a UK thing. Either way love your vids man. I love the laughs you give me all the time
Man two vids this year is goated
Here in the U. S. I often forget to remove my Vulcan canon from my luggage
i had A hydron blaster and security was the one not feeling secure
7:08 I remember one time on the flight to Spain I bought a Skylanders magazine from duty-free to find out IT HAD ME IN IT
Wdym? Im really curious
@@AnotherRandomGamer64 there was a part of the magazine where you could ask the characters questions and my question to a character ended up being in the magazine
Is duty free just a UK thing? I don't think I've seen it at PHL
@@olliesmith7578 oh thats cool, and made more sense, i thought you had your photo in it. Its still really cool tho
@@bluedolphin5435prolly a european thing
BRO!!!!! When I was rewatching the McDonald’s in a nutshell video I said to myself “ wouldn’t it be a cool vid if joeseppi made an airports in a nutshell vid” and then 2 days later this shit pops up on my for you page
“The flight is what?” 11:25 💀
Airbus be like
The timmy from south park's on
En retard
Dave my man come at the right and perfect moment 😄 (i just loved when i see him funny British guy) 13:55
0:19 evil jonkler cart
Why so serious
Where's officer balls?
BWAHAHAHAA!!!
W h y s o s e r i o u s
yt shorts isn’t that bad!
Yt shorts:
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This legend appears every year on my youtube homepage, everytime I see a video it’s worth it.
7:15-Cheaper?!ON WHAT PLANET?
They be 3x more expensive on a plane😭
its duty free area u prolly confusin it with the normal area and as far as i see idt it exists in most countries
@@yvelquaza6511 almost every thing in duty free is the same price or more expensive than in any normal store. Cigs and Alcohol are usually cheaper
nah 10 pounds for a drink 2 packets of sweets and 2 large snicker bars for me bought that before i couldnt use it
In my experience the flight back is always better because often the airport is smaller than the London one I went from, yet somehow they have more up to date technology so I don’t need to take out everything from my hand luggage
14:06 I didn't know pip boys can time travel
Fast travel is you just teleporting but I guess he time travels walking there
Thanks for posting this AFTER i went on a flight
Would be nice knowing this before hand
THE KING HAS FINALLY RETURNED!
cant wait for long drive 2!
9:24 That's not Amsterdam! That's somewhere on the border between Denmark and Germany!
Anyway this was an amazing video, I laughed many times! Please keep uploading
It's a lil south of the border looks more like Kiel
@@hsf__ I was thinking Padborg but didn't bother mentioning it since it's so small and unknown
In the vid it looks way further south of the border and definitely on the german side somewhere like Kiel or lubeck
Hasn't been the danish border since 1864 :c
This is the first video I have seen from you and you have become my favourite youtuber. Not only was the video really good but even the ad read at the end was amazing. It was the first time I have decided to watch through a whole ad read. And not only that but its a really good product that goes with the theme of the video. This guy is amazing 🙏🙏
Loved it! and last time I flew home, the gate number changed 4 times. Good thing they were all in the same direction. But you missed one: german airport announcer lady "Could passengers with the surnames (PROCEEDS TO MANGLE SEVERAL SURNAMES) make themselves known at their gate please?" Immediately the murmuring started behind me of OVERBOOKING and I flashed back to the Trevor Noah sketch. Yes, he's very funny but it stops being funny when it starts being you. When it's not you, it's the biggest feeling of relief I ever had.
4:54 agreed
i second this
2 videos in one month? THIS IS A GIFT FROM THE GODS
The 0.3 pixel wide micro box at 2:14 with the spirit logo is very accurate.
Thats ryanair
14:25 unfinished busiines you say ? i cannot be more excited for that
i just looked for a video to eat my breakfast to, and then i remembered your channel. Genuinely happy that you posted something again bro your videos are always such a good watch!
You're kidding me? I missed this so much.
2:20 that’s Boeing for you!
You still alive bro they didn't call a hit on your ass did they
7:41 yeah but in other counties it's overpriced
I remember flying to Taiwan via Amsterdam earlier this year - we must have done over 10 laps of the airport and talked to a bunch of dutch people before we realised where we were going...
I loved flying in Japan honestly. I was flying back to the US out of Osaka and it was the nicest airport experience I've ever had. I showed up on a bus, and they had free luggage carts right near the door, which was amazing. I pulled them over to check them and the lady at the desk was incredibly nice and professional. One of my bags was actually 2 kilos over the allowed weight, but she just said it was fine and checked it for me. She handed me my receipt for my bags and told me to hang onto it for when I got back to the US, and then I went and got into line to fly out. The wait was pretty easy, just chilled for a bit, then flew to Seoul. Also a pretty chill airport, though a bit more confusing since I don't speak Korean, and after a layover it was back over the ocean to San Francisco, which is where all the bullshit started.
Firstly, the luggage carts in the US were 9 dollars to use, and the card reader was busted so I couldn't actually use them. I was lugging my two suitcases, backpack, and guitar down this hallway fighting for my life. One of the workers took pity on me and gave me a luggage cart that hadn't been taken back, and I went to check my bags. The lady checking them immediately tried to charge me like $300 because of the extra checked bag and an overweight one. I had to take stuff out of the heavy one and fit it into my backpack, and then spend like 5 minutes explaining that no, I had already paid for my bags and that's what the receipt was for. Finally she understood me, and was like "I'll bet you're glad you kept that receipt huh?" Like no, bitch. I kept it because I was told to and I know how airports in the US are. Then I had missed my flight and had to do another transfer, where the airline left my guitar behind. Fortunately they got it to me literally next day, but it was annoying. When I first flew into Japan, I had lost my receipt for my checked luggage, but the lady at the check-in desk rightfully realized that I had obviously paid for my bags to be checked, because otherwise I would not have had them with me. God American airports are miserable
13:20 why the specsavers ad😭
Let’s go finally quality content
2:45 These warnings are actually super important in America. 🤷 Countless people accidentally forget to remove their daily carry firearm before trying to take a flight. Happens way more often than it probably should.
12:10 And not to mention that there is, if very low, a chance that your plane crashes or gets hijacked and crashes anyways
I travel A LOT domestically, and while most of it's pretty accurate, arrival and security are night-and-day: there's usually a terminal drop-off ($3 fee, worth it), baggage weight limit's around 40 pounds, and, Yank I am, the godsend that is TSA PreCheck.
Bonus tips: if you have luggage to check-in, put your liquids in there, find your gate right after security (even though it's probably available on the airline's app), and use a jacket or cloth bag to store everything in your pockets for security without having an extra bag for the plane
13:46 65lbs hamburger is huge!
He meant £65 amarican 😅
2:55 LITERALLY THIS
I SPENT LIKE 3 MINUTES STRAIGHT LAUGHING WITH MY DAD WHEN WE SAW THAT SIGN
7:40 “skibidi toilette” is crazy
Man I fly out to NZ in a month and this is just getting me super excited, god bless you Joe 🥹
idk how but his videos are very enthralling
4:44 once they took my shoes and one of my shoes dissapeared. R.I.P left croc
YIPIEEEEEEEEEE
buh
10:54 this look like something straight out of a 1980's cartoon lmfao
I swear your videos are getting better and better
I dont know why but your narration on this makes me feel like like im watching "Boarder Force" 🤣
Honestly I love (personally) airports and the planes bc after you get checked in at the port you can go to a lounge and chill and it’s relaxing. And first class is the best and awesome, normal economy is still good though
me who hasnt been in first class
Babe wake up, Joeseppi uploaded
13:30 new exiting
Almost every time I’ve been on a plane I’ve gone to the same exact place I’ve been before
Maybe try going somewhere different?
{ 14:19 } I'm calling it now, he's going back to the desert for another "The Long Drive" video...
5:50 as a guy who went through scoliosis surgery myself i feel your pain man
No honey I can't drive you to the hospital to give birth to our first son a new Joeseppi video just dropped.
Imagine this
You went to tenerife 10 years ago I completely forgot about the flight, that was the last time you went on an airplane,
then last year you casually went on A *THIRTEEN HOUR FLIGHT* ON A CHINESE AIRLINE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD Of IN ECONOMY
He uploads once more. The world is healing...
i had the opportunity to fly and visit London around a week ago, so it's fun to be able to relate to this!
“Oh silly me let me remove this RPG from my suitcase that I didn’t realise i couldn’t bring with me “ 😂
9:54: ima be kind, those planes are safe when properly maintained, but freebe or something prob did not do that. But 2 engine planes are safer then a single engine, and if 1/2 engines fail, the other engine takes the “load” but If all engines failed it can glide down if the pilots are experienced enough.
Wait, since when is airport duty free cheap? It’s always like… comedically expensive.
12:16 they do have WiFi from experience
I was playing The Long Drive a few days ago, and I decided to tune into the radio. I happened to catch some sort of podcast I believe, and I think I heard something about Joeseppi which caught me by surprise.
Of course, I didn't hear the whole thing since I tuned in about halfway through it feels like, but if I am understanding correctly, it is pretty cool.
I really love his ending parts it's so inspirational
3:59 I thought the guards would wield machetes in the UK
You’re so funny mate
Only immigrants wield them
Absolute knee slapper right there 😂😂😂 (British people and knives get it???)
6:37 song is Narcos - Andra Day
2:34 oh your bag is 50.5 pounds ?? Oh okay ! That will be $647382😄😄😄
i love this video because it is in complete contrast to me now that i am in the military and every part of this process is 10x easier
I just don’t carry check in bags. Get to the airport, security, done! Checking ins are online and the boarding pass is on the phone. Love it.
12:11 you think 4 hours is bad? Imagine me. I live in australia and every year me and my mum go to ireland to see our relatives. First we get a flight from australia to dubai or abu dhabi which is usually around 13 hours and then another flight to get to dublin which is 7 or 8 hours.
The next flight is sabotaged be careful
Damn bro, must be tough being rich enough to travel every year.
10:34 bit late. Experienced it 4 times.
Joeseppi lore is crazy 14:49
This video is too perfectly timed 😂 I just came back from my first holiday abroad the day this was released.
it's so good to finally have this guy on my recommended again. waited for months.
10:47 I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING LMAO
I underwent a major surgery last year to remove a portion of my ass that had been infected with a pilonidal cyst and perianal abscess, and in the recovery process, I had to put zinc oxide (diaper rash cream) on the newly grown scar tissue to keep it from becoming irritated. So I walked through the airport metal detector with zinc oxide ointment lined on my left ass cheek, and upon exiting the other side of the detector, the officers ask me if I'm smuggling contraband in my ass. I have to explain to them that I have had a huge surgery there and what they are seeing is zinc oxide ointment. They genuinely did not believe me until I showed them my medical records which I kept for this exact situation. I was honestly convinced they were going to pull my pants down to search my ass.
0:03 the long drive MENTIONED!!!
and at the end
Watching this video behind my check-in counter at work at the airport is pure happiness