"You can see right here on the left, something looks like its solidifying, but what if the one next to it doesn't? you can also see here that nothing has been happening, this goes on for a while, right there there is another little drop becoming a little solid. Let's explain, so basically the paint is in the sun and then it dries, it cant all dry at once because there is different amounts of sun on each bit. If we shined a light on one of the drops it would solidify faster, and in doing so it would expand and dry. The drops can appear to be wet for a while, but they wont last, they'll just form another one. If another one dries, another one will dry. And so on. Watching paint dry is very cool, but if you think about this I think we are going to see things we would miss in life. We see our day job as something we must do, we don't think about what it means for us. It's just something we do for money, but what is money? And what's the meaning behind work, do you have some sense of that? The paint is like life, it's constantly bad but it solidifies and becomes good again. For many years that one thing about work that stuck out to me was that if it did not improve or get good the paints would come and it would come back, and so I had to work every day until I stopped trying and then the paint would wet again, do you think about that? Back to the paint, it didn't change, god I hate this RUclips thing..."
2:34 "Some people from Hungary were concerned about the survivor named Joeseppi who called a Hungarian sausage Italian Sausage. Hopefully they will calm down once they realize the Italian flag is just the Hungarian flag sideways." -Actual line said by the host of Oldie Radio, AM 800. Run bro.
Now this video is....art. This video is not a video, it is a movie. Hollywood directors should learn from you. We are honored that you covered our game, this is just beyond amazing.
I've been playing The Long Drive for quite some time now, and for all that time, I've never seen somebody make something like this out of it. Well done, Joeseppi!
Here's a few tips: 1. You can open the Bus doors with a button hiding under the front bumper of the bus 2. You can find tanker trailers and attach them to your vehicles, they are super useful 3. The biggest vehicle in the game is the articulated bus, it's super useful as well 4. The shipwreck stores a bunch of barrels, some of them are empty, some of them have dozens of liters of fuel and water 5. Everything is hostile in the game, never trust anything (other than Benny, he is a legend) 6. You can swap engines for better ones, you will usually find them in old shacks 7. You can adjust mirrors
2 more things you can add to the list: 1. To attach the wheel, you need to remove the rim caps (dont add this, i dont know the name in english) 2. You can smash the wood boxes with light objects that you can throw at it and shoot it to get supplies from it
I love to think that joseppi actually made this exact trip out into the desert with Benny and he was kind enough to give us some game visuals to help him tell the story.
I love how in the beginning he foreshadows the part of seeing the ufo here 2:39 and in this scene here 7:10 maybes a reference of the part were he meets the crazy dude or Angry Greg as the radio names him in this part here in 18:07
Before the extra national guys find this video: The italian sasuage is most likely hungarian. It's called salami which is a hungarikum which means that is extra hungarian ( it is produced in Hungary so it's too Hungarian to be other) Lónyál means horse saliva in Hungarian. BTW legendary video as all Joseppi videos are.
Few tips: 1. The Ikarus (bus) has 2 vatiant: single and articulated. The 1st door can be open with the switch under the front bumper. It's their because the original bus had it's door opening switch near the front air intake. 2. In the tanker ship you can find barrels with almost any liquid supply you need. 3. Don't call the 'kolbász' italian sausage, because hungarian people will tear you apart 4. Lónyál can be translated to horse saliva.The term is usually used for cheap booze or a bad mix of (non) alcholic drinks.
Y'know, I've never seen other people who play The Long Drive, like Camodo or Spycakes, work on their car before hitting the road. It's nice to see someone care for the thing that keeps them alive and moving in the game.
this was truly an amazing adventure, it had the ups and downs, the good times and bad times, it’s been a hell of a ride (literally) can’t wait for part 2
Wow, this is exiting. This has everything from adventure, survival, mystery and comedy (because the protagonist is a but stupid) as well as swell video photography where everything looks so real you might think it's not real. Can't wait for future episode(s).
When you see the killer rabbits at the start, but he just ignores them xD The bigger wheels are pretty funny, but they are very glitchy. On earlier builds the scrub-brush was undestructable, so bringing that along was also a must. I found it funny that it took you ages to realize your car was starving of fuel. It would have been the first thing I checked. The blue Hatchback is one of my favorite cars. It is a Trabant 601, a communist car built in East Germany during the 60s all the way to the 80s.
This man managed not only t o make me want to like the video to give him an incentive to finish telling us the story (at least in the forseeable future) but also to want to play the game myself.
9:21 if you continue playing, remember to remove the part that covers the outside thingie in the wheel, that was stopping you from putting the wheel back and in 11:04 the bus doors can be opened by pressing a button under the bumperstopper or whatever it's called
finally you played TLD. its a great game, you should totally mod it for some great experiences!!! oh BTW. because you couldnt put on the wheel again was because of the thing that came with the wheel for cosmetic reasons. it needs to be off to put it back on also. to open the bus doors you have to aim right below the bumper somewhere and there should be a button to open the doors.
I don't think it's only for cosmetic reasons cause when i lost one of those i found that the wheel without that plate fell off the car more often than all the other ones.
@@tanjianyumoe5700 😥*boo-womp sound effect plays* ah sorry bud you got me there. i just dont know what to do here! I'm cornered by you clever and witty response! i will tell everyone on the internet not to say "he could post about this and i would watch it" with haste!
8:53 - I think I know the problem. If your wheel flies off after a crash, it may still have the hubcap on it. And for some reason, you can't attach a wheel to the car if the hubcap is *on* the wheel, so you have to take the hubcap off, put the wheel on, then put the hubcap back on.
The blue car is a Trabant 601 Universal, a east german car made out of duroplast (plastic). It has a two stroke engine, it needs a mix of oil and gas in its tank
They added joeseppi into the game, Using the car radio, change the channel to 800 and the will correct his mistake that they're Hungarian sausage and not Italian sausage
Please make more videos of this game It's cool seeing how RUclipsrs make stories up Like you just wanting a normal vacation and do a road trip but ended up finding out something is off I really love that Plus the little funny bits is nice It also makes me want to buy the game and make some sort of story of my own So please keep making videos about this game it's so fun to watch
Lónyál is a hungarian word. If we devide ló and nyál and translate it, we will get horse spit. Technically meaning Joeseppi is drinking a drink that was created in 1963 and it’s name is horse spit.
All parts of things being hit 1:27 *SLAM!* 2:18 *SLAM!* (again) 4:27 *BAM!* 8:20 *BRUMD!* 11:33 *BDUNK!* 11:38 *CHHCHSSCHS!* 15:32 *BAM!* (again) 19:14 *DONK!* 19:21 *BAGH! DROK! BRAK!*
The ingame radio station now actually talks about this video and how you confused the hungarian sausage with tge italian one and even mentions your name. Cool little easter egg
Love it when this game pops up in places I wouldn't expect. Got some bad event spawns though. Also, the bus can be opened with a button under the bumper and the engine is in the side, might have contained something useful to siphon
the blue car is a Trabant which are famously unreliable. If you look at the east German Jokes Wikipedia page there's an entire section dedicated to jokes about it, and they're pretty funny
I don't know how you managed to make a full blown story line out of this, but you did. Thank you for making this, it's something that I didn't know I needed.
GET YOUR JOESEPPI PLUSHIE HERE: www.makeship.com/products/joeseppi-plush ONLY AVAILABLE FOR 21 DAYS, SO GET HIM WHILE YOU CAN!
Ofcourse Joeseppi
But what if the plushie gets me?
time to buy a jar
Poggers
Omg finally!
This man could make an 8 hour narration on watching paint dry and it'd still be entertaining
oh didnt think I would see you here
new video idea
"You can see right here on the left, something looks like its solidifying, but what if the one next to it doesn't? you can also see here that nothing has been happening, this goes on for a while, right there there is another little drop becoming a little solid. Let's explain, so basically the paint is in the sun and then it dries, it cant all dry at once because there is different amounts of sun on each bit. If we shined a light on one of the drops it would solidify faster, and in doing so it would expand and dry. The drops can appear to be wet for a while, but they wont last, they'll just form another one. If another one dries, another one will dry. And so on. Watching paint dry is very cool, but if you think about this I think we are going to see things we would miss in life. We see our day job as something we must do, we don't think about what it means for us. It's just something we do for money, but what is money? And what's the meaning behind work, do you have some sense of that? The paint is like life, it's constantly bad but it solidifies and becomes good again. For many years that one thing about work that stuck out to me was that if it did not improve or get good the paints would come and it would come back, and so I had to work every day until I stopped trying and then the paint would wet again, do you think about that? Back to the paint, it didn't change, god I hate this RUclips thing..."
Ayyy nice walls flow
@@_Gam3r damn
At first, I thought he had actually gone to a desert… but the more I watched, the more confused I got 😂
yes i thought he made 3d animations
Your not the only one
lmao
@@whoisanarnb yes
Same
2:34
"Some people from Hungary were concerned about the survivor named Joeseppi who called a Hungarian sausage Italian Sausage. Hopefully they will calm down once they realize the Italian flag is just the Hungarian flag sideways."
-Actual line said by the host of Oldie Radio, AM 800. Run bro.
I heard that on the radio aswell lmao, they also mention it on a few other stations
@@Vanden1500 Which ones? I usually only turn on Oldie Radio or Chat till you die, so I'm not so familiar with other shows.
@@therealblacktronempire1987 Steel pants radio (94.1) and chat till you die
The hungarian stations also mention this. I love how this video is official TLD lore now
''jossepi can confuse my sausage for any country, and i would love it''
-neon synth radio host''
CANT WAIT FOR PART 2! YOUR MY FAVORITE RUclipsR JOESEPPI! THIS MIGHT NOT BE ALOT IF MONEY BUT ITS STILL SOMETHING, HI JOESEPPI
rich boi
Wait no longer 😎
Use your money for a tutor.
Now this video is....art. This video is not a video, it is a movie. Hollywood directors should learn from you.
We are honored that you covered our game, this is just beyond amazing.
I know this is a fake account.
You really don't deserve that heart.
Your game is great, funny how it really is just what it says on the tin, and is treated on the wiki like some complicated ARG or myth.
@@funman-h7w bro it isn’t check the channel, nerd.
@@funman-h7w Hey now, don't be rude! : )
Tip: Use the physics lock option "full interior". That way, Benny and Rifle are always safe and sound.
GET THIS COMMENT LIKES SO JOESEPPI SEES IT
Yo what game?
@@thelocalmothman The Long Drive maybe? The game that he played?
After seeing Camodo Gaming play this game for 170 episodes, we know what happens when it's not on.
Yeah, Joeseppi doesn't know of this mechanic. Which is good for the video cause Benny would have no role in it if he was glued to the front seat.
The "Italian Sausage" crushed my hungarian soul
Same bro
Yep... he crushed me also at 4:18
also the "lónyál booze" 😆
As an Austrian, i knew immediately that it was hungarian salami
@@Oachlkaas Bin stolz auf Dich... Endlich jemand ausserhalb Ungarn der sich sowas auch erkennt. Grüsse aus Ungarn.
He got hundred miles away from home and still not touched grass, THATS MY MAN
Bruh, there is no grass in the desert
17:57 bro finally touches grass
mineeee bannner is the best!
@@ridhosusandy7541 bro didn't get the joke
@@nathangough8849 spoilers man
This is honestly a great video. It was so funny and I genuinely am engaged with the story. I can’t wait for part 2 to eventually come in a decade.
a little less
@ ik im so hyped
This video lived for so long in the back of my mind, I need the 2nd part...
I need it, fast
Fr
JOSEPH! GIVE US PART 2! JOSEPH!
Reminding you
It's "in production" now
I've been playing The Long Drive for quite some time now, and for all that time, I've never seen somebody make something like this out of it. Well done, Joeseppi!
Every time i play it with my brother we keep running out of gas or oil but its really funny
check out Charborgs video!
@@tatagui ngl, its hard to run out.
@@zeallust8542 ik, but because we are dumb we tried to put gas in the motor or even the coolant
@@vodago I have! Just as enjoyable!
Here's a few tips:
1. You can open the Bus doors with a button hiding under the front bumper of the bus
2. You can find tanker trailers and attach them to your vehicles, they are super useful
3. The biggest vehicle in the game is the articulated bus, it's super useful as well
4. The shipwreck stores a bunch of barrels, some of them are empty, some of them have dozens of liters of fuel and water
5. Everything is hostile in the game, never trust anything (other than Benny, he is a legend)
6. You can swap engines for better ones, you will usually find them in old shacks
7. You can adjust mirrors
I don't think he's doing a part 2.
But this helped.
u gotta take the hubcaps off to replace the wheel
2 more things you can add to the list:
1. To attach the wheel, you need to remove the rim caps (dont add this, i dont know the name in english)
2. You can smash the wood boxes with light objects that you can throw at it and shoot it to get supplies from it
how to get off the car?
Time to put my Joseppi stuff toy into the "Jar"
please not the jar...
@@Joeseppi oh yes the jar
You monster..
1 Joseppi 1 jar
@@Joeseppi Lónyál=Horse split in hingarian
now that i rewatched this video. i genuinely believe that the airports in a nutshell video, and this, are connected.
this is my personal headcanon
I love to think that joseppi actually made this exact trip out into the desert with Benny and he was kind enough to give us some game visuals to help him tell the story.
Finally this man uploaded a video, it only took him 8 years that’s enough time for me to actually get friends
it also takes 8 years to edit, especially like this
I am currently trying to learn the song crystal ball by candlemass on my bass
myyy bannery is very niceuu!!
I like penguins
My man, you've been circling around a black hole that's been bending spacetime around you 😬
plot twist: the mystery prize is just a 0.1% cut from joeseppi's videos that the winner will never get
That sounds familiar...
They will also be *g o d o f a l l g o d s* on a mobile game he will release, that nobody ever plays
And also be given a t-shirt with the channel logo on it.
@@beokendoorstop enlighten me
@@bkak2245 an earlier video talking about an app where you tap squares
Joeseppi: "featuring sand, rocks, sand, cacti and best of all sand."
Anakin: *nervously sweats*
Crab.
Vacuum Cleaner@@MrRamble
got to rewatch for the sequel.
We need more of theese type of videos. This is my favourite Joseppi video, by far. Maybe we could get a continuation 19:24
Out of all the things I didn't expect this: *I still like the gameplay with your style of editing though, do more of these!*
Bro the type of guy to go from how a brain chip can destroy humanity to a vacation
I love how in the beginning he foreshadows the part of seeing the ufo here 2:39 and in this scene here 7:10 maybes a reference of the part were he meets the crazy dude or Angry Greg as the radio names him in this part here in 18:07
15:51 Those barrels have oil,water,duzel and gas in it and alot of it so its one of the most OP structures in the game
god, how are you so good at story telling mate? I did not even realize how 20 minutes went, thank you for making a shit day better!
Before the extra national guys find this video:
The italian sasuage is most likely hungarian. It's called salami which is a hungarikum which means that is extra hungarian ( it is produced in Hungary so it's too Hungarian to be other)
Lónyál means horse saliva in Hungarian.
BTW legendary video as all Joseppi videos are.
Szalámi? Nem kolbász?
Lónyál basically means non-alcoholic, overly sweet beverages
Also Salami in Hungarian is Kolbász
@@blushingbutterfly7742 no, sausage is kolbász, salami is szalámi
minee banner is really good
Great vid! The editing and narration are top notch. I'm so hyped to see the next part. Props!
ITS BEEN OVER A YEAR JOESEPH WHERE THE FUCK IS PART 2
He forgor💀
@@jc.5274 yea
We ain’t getting it,
@@pizzafriend8078 WHERES OART TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAHHHHHHHHH
Aliens kidnapped him
Few tips:
1. The Ikarus (bus) has 2 vatiant: single and articulated. The 1st door can be open with the switch under the front bumper. It's their because the original bus had it's door opening switch near the front air intake.
2. In the tanker ship you can find barrels with almost any liquid supply you need.
3. Don't call the 'kolbász' italian sausage, because hungarian people will tear you apart
4. Lónyál can be translated to horse saliva.The term is usually used for cheap booze or a bad mix of (non) alcholic drinks.
as a hungarian i can confirm im looking for him to tear him apart for his sins
Y'know, I've never seen other people who play The Long Drive, like Camodo or Spycakes, work on their car before hitting the road. It's nice to see someone care for the thing that keeps them alive and moving in the game.
The dialogue, the visuals, comedy, horror, ALIENS, best boi Benny, this is pure chaotic genius
He violently threw the car 😂😂
this was truly an amazing adventure, it had the ups and downs, the good times and bad times, it’s been a hell of a ride (literally) can’t wait for part 2
It's been 6 months please make a part 2
PART 2 IS IN PRODUCTION GET IN THERE
It is coming soon
I could be fool but why not , I will wait
Glad to see that is Hungarian game blew popularity across foreign countries. Greetings from Hungary!
Damn, nem is tudtam hogy magyar, igazi hungari cum
I didn't plan on watching all of this in one go... but in the end I just couldn't stop. New favorite YTer.
Wow, this is exiting. This has everything from adventure, survival, mystery and comedy (because the protagonist is a but stupid) as well as swell video photography where everything looks so real you might think it's not real. Can't wait for future episode(s).
When you see the killer rabbits at the start, but he just ignores them xD
The bigger wheels are pretty funny, but they are very glitchy.
On earlier builds the scrub-brush was undestructable, so bringing that along was also a must.
I found it funny that it took you ages to realize your car was starving of fuel. It would have been the first thing I checked.
The blue Hatchback is one of my favorite cars. It is a Trabant 601, a communist car built in East Germany during the 60s all the way to the 80s.
Day 270 of waiting for part 2
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Joeseppi manages to make THIS jankfest into a somewhat gripping storyline, I have no clue how he manages it
He is built different
This man managed not only t o make me want to like the video to give him an incentive to finish telling us the story (at least in the forseeable future) but also to want to play the game myself.
i always find it funny that nobody ever thinks remove the hubcap to re-attach a wheel if it falls off it won't work otherwise.
9:21 if you continue playing, remember to remove the part that covers the outside thingie in the wheel, that was stopping you from putting the wheel back and in 11:04 the bus doors can be opened by pressing a button under the bumperstopper or whatever it's called
Joseppi PLS PART 2 I LOVE THIS SERIES
finally you played TLD. its a great game, you should totally mod it for some great experiences!!!
oh BTW. because you couldnt put on the wheel again was because of the thing that came with the wheel for cosmetic reasons. it needs to be off to put it back on
also. to open the bus doors you have to aim right below the bumper somewhere and there should be a button to open the doors.
I don't think it's only for cosmetic reasons cause when i lost one of those i found that the wheel without that plate fell off the car more often than all the other ones.
It's a hubcap, used for protecting the belly of the rim
he could post about eating pudding for 8 hours and i would watch it start to finish.
Copied and reworded
@@tanjianyumoe5700 😥*boo-womp sound effect plays* ah sorry bud you got me there. i just dont know what to do here! I'm cornered by you clever and witty response! i will tell everyone on the internet not to say "he could post about this and i would watch it" with haste!
@@HarvestStudios_38 fair play, I don't know what people think they will achieve by saying the comment is copied
I have had this game and wanted to see you play it for ages... so glad its finally here!
11:09 I found one thing i could take from that damn bus
8:53 - I think I know the problem. If your wheel flies off after a crash, it may still have the hubcap on it. And for some reason, you can't attach a wheel to the car if the hubcap is *on* the wheel, so you have to take the hubcap off, put the wheel on, then put the hubcap back on.
The blue car is a Trabant 601 Universal, a east german car made out of duroplast (plastic). It has a two stroke engine, it needs a mix of oil and gas in its tank
Sad it's not a sedan, I immediately thought of Jalopy when I saw that car
@@rodolfo9876a the car in Jalopy is a Trabant 601 Deluxe
@@wondermenel2811 oh crap my bad, I got it wrong
"Italian sosiges"
*several hungaryans are typing*
The whole video is comedy gold, but the "to be Frank" joke sent me into a mix of laughter and cardiac arrest.
They added joeseppi into the game,
Using the car radio, change the channel to 800 and the will correct his mistake that they're Hungarian sausage and not Italian sausage
Also Angry greg, while not directly stating his name unlike 800, does go on a rant about italian vs. hungarian sussage.
Please make more videos of this game
It's cool seeing how RUclipsrs make stories up
Like you just wanting a normal vacation and do a road trip but ended up finding out something is off
I really love that
Plus the little funny bits is nice
It also makes me want to buy the game and make some sort of story of my own
So please keep making videos about this game it's so fun to watch
Lónyál is a hungarian word. If we devide ló and nyál and translate it, we will get horse spit. Technically meaning Joeseppi is drinking a drink that was created in 1963 and it’s name is horse spit.
This was really good and enjoyable. Your humour and storytelling is amazing! Keep up the great work! 😉
This game could be a great horror game. Something going after you, even during day and you just hear echoes of it in the air.
Cant wait for part 2!
Well.
nice timing
"Unfinished Business"
So glad to actually see somebody try and take time in this game, been wanting to see it
Still waitin on that part two 🗣️🗣️
Please this has got to be one of my favorite videos on youtube please joeseppi drop part 2
All parts of things being hit
1:27 *SLAM!*
2:18 *SLAM!* (again)
4:27 *BAM!*
8:20 *BRUMD!*
11:33 *BDUNK!*
11:38 *CHHCHSSCHS!*
15:32 *BAM!* (again)
19:14 *DONK!*
19:21 *BAGH! DROK! BRAK!*
2:34
"Two Italian sausages"
Hungarians:🗿
They called him out for this in the game. On Oldie Radio AM 800.
@@therealblacktronempire1987 also fm steel pants radio, and neon synth radio
@@epicamigo5395 and angery greg radio station infact steal says his name
Nov 14, still waiting for part 2
February 26th, still waiting for part 2
May 5th still waiting for part 2
Plzzz
August 22, where the fuck is it
we NEED a part two, we right fully deserve it.
Can tell this part 2 gonna be great
The ingame radio station now actually talks about this video and how you confused the hungarian sausage with tge italian one and even mentions your name. Cool little easter egg
Damn that was some good storytelling my dude 👌👌👌
Chapter 1: 2:12
Chapter 2: 4:46
Chapter 3: 6:33
Chapter 4: 9:20
Chapter 5: 11:35
Chapter 6: 14:57
Chapter 7: 17:36
Chapter 8: 19:16
can't wait for part two
Love it when this game pops up in places I wouldn't expect. Got some bad event spawns though.
Also, the bus can be opened with a button under the bumper and the engine is in the side, might have contained something useful to siphon
1 year and i still want to see the sequel
As someone who lives in the desert, the opening to this video is accurate.
Sits in waiting position for part 2
Literally talked about you an hour ago and immediately clicked on your video. We love your videos so much😂❤
Man this is an amazing video, I would love a part 2!
i need part 2 NOW
Don't we all?
Yes
We need a part 2. I can’t sleep without knowing what happens to Benny
the blue car is a Trabant which are famously unreliable. If you look at the east German Jokes Wikipedia page there's an entire section dedicated to jokes about it, and they're pretty funny
(it also requires oil in the gas)
That’s why he was gone for so long
WE'RE GETTING A PART 2 LADS
It is coming soon
🎉🎉
I can’t stop watching this video it’s perfection
The famous 300 pounds desert rabbits
I thought he actually went on a desert trip until I searched “The Long Drive”
Please make a part 2
joeseppi's videos are the only ones you can watch all of it 5 times, its just too good
Please do part 2. I got too invested in the video.
Chapter 1 "New Beginning" : 0:42
Chapter 2 "Training Wheels: 3:16
Chapter 3 "Pit Stop": 5:03
Chapter 4 "The Incident": 7:50
Chapter 5 "Pit Stop": 10:05
Chapter 6 "Desperation": 13:27
Chapter 7 "The Dead": 16:05
Chapter 8 "Hope": 17:46
Im still waiting for a sequal
Driving across a desert in a short drive would have been more impressive
I don't know how you managed to make a full blown story line out of this, but you did. Thank you for making this, it's something that I didn't know I needed.
5:30
“And three, I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.”
This is truly the vacation of all time.
NOOOOOO Joeseppi you can't cliffhanger us like this dammit 😅
man, I can't wait for part 2
i am on the EDGE OF MY SEAT FOR PART 2
It has been one year since this masterpiece dropped we need a second part
Pro Tip: I think the door opening mechanism for busses is located under the front - right bumper