Google Translate Gives Airplane Safety Instructions

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  5 лет назад +4012

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  • @petal1259
    @petal1259 5 лет назад +4349

    "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people"
    I mean...it did get it _basically_ right...just more dramatically.

  • @forcedcomedy6271
    @forcedcomedy6271 5 лет назад +7133

    "Welcome to Google Translate Airlines - Welcome to Corsica"
    Well, that was the fastest plane ride I ever had in my life

    • @margot3711
      @margot3711 5 лет назад +51

      @Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas huh interesting

    • @trifta91
      @trifta91 5 лет назад +34

      Me too...considering I drive a Chevy Corsica lol.

    • @unepintade
      @unepintade 5 лет назад +72

      "We stole the plane from france"

    • @hannamouse1
      @hannamouse1 5 лет назад +40

      When I took a flight from Helsinki to London, they played the "turbulence warning" and "coming to land in 5 minutes" announcements right after the "seatbelt light removed" announcement!

    • @yurigacha-san1367
      @yurigacha-san1367 5 лет назад +9

      @Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas *tHe MoRe YoU kNoW!* That was actually interesting though

  • @samin409
    @samin409 5 лет назад +2776

    Me: *cusses in class*
    Teacher: Your mistake can be used as punishment.

    • @pravijarajesh
      @pravijarajesh 5 лет назад +72

      Me: **YELLS IN EXCITEMENT**

    • @Pan_exe_
      @Pan_exe_ 5 лет назад +28

      *happyness sound*

    • @markdasaro9045
      @markdasaro9045 5 лет назад +15

      Great that's a great idea for a t-shirt

    • @nmuniz2
      @nmuniz2 5 лет назад +7

      I read this just as the line appeard

    • @kunmaronetchi7401
      @kunmaronetchi7401 5 лет назад +1

      @@markdasaro9045 true XD

  • @otterpop57
    @otterpop57 3 года назад +933

    the fact that "there is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" just sounds like a dramatic version of the original text makes it 200% funnier im-

    • @WinxAliNelCielo
      @WinxAliNelCielo 3 года назад +12

      Lol

    • @francescapatti2934
      @francescapatti2934 3 года назад +21

      It sounds like a metaphor for communism/socialism

    • @princefluff08
      @princefluff08 2 года назад +11

      Sin is not a lifeline on the Java page.

    • @vialtrucking
      @vialtrucking 2 года назад +16

      that should be on r/technicallythetruth (coming from someone who doesn't use reddit)

    • @otterpop57
      @otterpop57 2 года назад +7

      @@vialtrucking u right, u right

  • @ElliciaDawn
    @ElliciaDawn 5 лет назад +2822

    "Before you leave, make sure you are in the right place."
    That's actually good advice when getting off any form of mass transportation.

    • @GhostGlitch.
      @GhostGlitch. 5 лет назад +20

      Ezra Borg that happened? But... How?

    • @GhostGlitch.
      @GhostGlitch. 5 лет назад +33

      Ezra Borg especially if you use the NATO alphabet. I don't know if I'd mind too much as a passenger tho. I assume they got a free second flight at the least and got to spend a bit of time in a nother country

    • @GhostGlitch.
      @GhostGlitch. 5 лет назад +10

      Ezra Borg ah, well a different city at the least

    • @bakes887
      @bakes887 5 лет назад +18

      Google Translate sings Havana should have done that

    • @stapler3063
      @stapler3063 5 лет назад +8

      Especially the subway 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR 5 лет назад +6187

    “I am happy and fascinating, and sorry for some reason.” - Life with anxiety

    • @normalperson659
      @normalperson659 5 лет назад +30

      😞😞😞

    • @lisaaxen534
      @lisaaxen534 5 лет назад +102

      Everyone from Sweden says that. If I barely touch someone it's "sorry sorry, I'm so sorry, I apologise, sorry, sorry, so sorry"

    • @willwaters8553
      @willwaters8553 5 лет назад +27

      Literally me

    • @yoshihiroc.6046
      @yoshihiroc.6046 5 лет назад +18

      You are not alone

    • @NeonBeeCat
      @NeonBeeCat 5 лет назад +5

      My life SmH.

  • @CS-yr5jr
    @CS-yr5jr 4 года назад +3140

    “There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people”
    Must be how they say it in 1st class...

  • @arandomcat8933
    @arandomcat8933 3 года назад +457

    “All large electronic devices have been switched off”
    Google translate: REMOVE ALL ITEMS, REMOVE ALL IMPORTANT THINGS

    • @richtea5741
      @richtea5741 3 года назад +23

      Same thing if you think about it 😂

    • @lolatheidiot50000
      @lolatheidiot50000 2 года назад +5

      @@richtea5741 Exactly

    • @alexholley2712
      @alexholley2712 Год назад +5

      Well, guess I've got to remove my life support then. Okay an- *dies*- someone's grandma

  • @peppermintiiz4133
    @peppermintiiz4133 4 года назад +2633

    "Your mistake can be used as punishment"
    *accurate description of life.*

  • @lovetolovefairytales
    @lovetolovefairytales 5 лет назад +1930

    "We stole this plane from France, they're after us" lol.

    • @mulherenascentista
      @mulherenascentista 5 лет назад +40

      The best part lol 😂😂😂

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 5 лет назад +75

      Well, after all those Boeings were grounded, they had to find an alternative. Airbus planes are very common, and they're French! It all makes sense...

    • @jackryan2612
      @jackryan2612 5 лет назад +44

      @@nabielw they're going to dismantle the plane and hide in one of the six caves on the island of Corsica!

    • @thomas-yq4dx
      @thomas-yq4dx 5 лет назад +15

      i mean airbus is from france

    • @tibethatguy
      @tibethatguy 5 лет назад +10

      France Air is quaking.

  • @galihcd
    @galihcd 4 года назад +1817

    Google translate is like drunk people giving advice

    • @yumiaishi260
      @yumiaishi260 4 года назад +72

      Except drunk people give better advice

    • @alisa9040
      @alisa9040 4 года назад +41

      I imagine they translated this into like 20 languages before getting something so crazy.

    • @marshalljenkins3406
      @marshalljenkins3406 4 года назад +18

      @@alisa9040 they do

    • @missims100
      @missims100 4 года назад +12

      Wiping the table that's not a bad idea you don't know who touched that tray before you they could've had the flu or Covid-19 or a different contagious virus so It's a good idea not only for the airplane but for everyone you go.

    • @haidarshehade241
      @haidarshehade241 4 года назад +6

      I've never met drunk people

  • @billylopatto6269
    @billylopatto6269 4 года назад +290

    “Disorders can be eliminated by protesters or protestors”
    That got real fast.

    • @idonotliveinparaguay.2361
      @idonotliveinparaguay.2361 2 года назад +3

      Tiocfaidh ár lá! BLM!

    • @Memezuii
      @Memezuii Год назад

      @@idonotliveinparaguay.2361 ?

    • @idonotliveinparaguay.2361
      @idonotliveinparaguay.2361 Год назад +1

      @@Memezuii tiocfaidh ár lá is an Irish sentence meaning "our day will come" it was heavily used by the IRA. BLM means black lives matter.

  • @horsepower101995
    @horsepower101995 5 лет назад +3990

    "I am happy and fascinating and sorry for some reason."
    Me as a Canadian in a nutshell XD

  • @coolstylebro2814
    @coolstylebro2814 4 года назад +1444

    2:46 "In addition, life vests are located underneath your seat."
    "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people."
    Most accurate translation.

    • @anikahdunn4551
      @anikahdunn4551 4 года назад +16

      Like 123 I'm bored

    • @Frefoy
      @Frefoy 4 года назад +77

      It’s the first class version

    • @Judyc6811
      @Judyc6811 2 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @brendonhedgcock
      @brendonhedgcock 2 года назад +5

      @@Frefoy exactly…….. or as some people pronounce it, eggzackly (:

    • @Prototype_Gamez
      @Prototype_Gamez 2 года назад +2

      @@brendonhedgcock why did you make an egg pun

  • @musicshadow2486
    @musicshadow2486 4 года назад +1554

    Google translate: “There is a Jacket of life under the throne of people”
    Me: I mean you’re not wrong-

  • @arcanesidus_
    @arcanesidus_ 4 года назад +727

    *"Your mistake can be used as punishment."*
    - Strict Parents.

  • @alizahkazmi9827
    @alizahkazmi9827 5 лет назад +951

    Teacher: Why is your homework overdue?!
    Me: Overdue is inspired by the pie...

    • @NixillShadowFox
      @NixillShadowFox 4 года назад +58

      Your mistake can be used as punishment.

    • @dellsl3102
      @dellsl3102 4 года назад +8

      I found my language in the into ("pekthyesi deshton"im albanian😊)

    • @crimsonscorner4432
      @crimsonscorner4432 4 года назад +8

      Before long, the stadium suddenly collapsed and the muscle melts fell.

    • @itzchin
      @itzchin 4 года назад +5

      @שחר א. 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971 and I can't remember anymore

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 4 года назад +1

      Teacher: ruclips.net/video/LACbVhgtx9I/видео.html
      You: ruclips.net/video/LACbVhgtx9I/видео.html

  • @josephtaylor1009
    @josephtaylor1009 5 лет назад +433

    Google translate always ends up sounding like a prophecy at some point in the videos

    • @Cynthia63636
      @Cynthia63636 5 лет назад +35

      I think that says more about prophecies then Google translate though

    • @josephtaylor1009
      @josephtaylor1009 5 лет назад +4

      Cynthia lmao lmao 😂

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +3

      Or emo.

    • @lillian394
      @lillian394 5 лет назад +22

      Joseph Taylor it sort or does tho I mean or inspirational quotes like:
      “Find what’s right afterwards and take the time to remember it”

    • @josephtaylor1009
      @josephtaylor1009 5 лет назад

      lillian pop I know right

  • @kayleyanna3164
    @kayleyanna3164 5 лет назад +346

    Google: Your mistake can be used as punishment
    Me: Yes, we call it guilt

  • @bekaus07
    @bekaus07 3 года назад +154

    What normal people remember on a plane: "put the vest over your head and attach the buckles"
    What I remember: *"PlEaSe WeAr YoUr HeAd BuCkEt"*

  • @liamsong2102
    @liamsong2102 4 года назад +1182

    “Your mistake can be used as punishment,” -Every mom ever 2020

  • @AppleWoods6
    @AppleWoods6 5 лет назад +651

    "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" Well, that one was technically correct, at least

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 года назад +42

      Throne of the people... Great way to talk about seats.

    • @planezyy
      @planezyy 4 года назад +7

      Yep it is correct

    • @MisterBrick42
      @MisterBrick42 4 года назад +20

      “Before you leave, make sure you are in the right place.” That one works too

    • @GummieI
      @GummieI 4 года назад +4

      @JJ M I mean if you are at the right place, why would you want to leave?

    • @farihinaiman9134
      @farihinaiman9134 4 года назад +2

      @@GummieI right place means "you have reached ur desired destination" which means "LEAVE THE PLANE"

  • @robloxnoobs5576
    @robloxnoobs5576 5 лет назад +630

    *"Disorders can be eliminated by protesters or protesters"*
    *Can't argue with that.*

    • @tbro31218
      @tbro31218 4 года назад +38

      Person: oh no the plane's falling!
      attendant: how'd you like to stop it? with protestors or with protestors?

    • @animallovers3423
      @animallovers3423 4 года назад +3

      Rich Tritschler ummm... protesters? Is the one I choose.

    • @leoyori9829
      @leoyori9829 4 года назад +3

      Rich Tritschler Protestors because they can help

    • @elechronic
      @elechronic 4 года назад +11

      I choose to activate the activists

    • @kaceykociecki4519
      @kaceykociecki4519 4 года назад

      Um

  • @d0v3lyy
    @d0v3lyy 4 года назад +2160

    Me: **goes to American airlines**
    My family: **sits down**
    Me: Oh crap-Mom I forgot my head bucket

  • @sunnyride89
    @sunnyride89 5 лет назад +530

    2:49 "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" --actually pretty accurate, just phrased in a very weird and hilarious medieval times way.

  • @LynMusic
    @LynMusic 5 лет назад +160

    "Your mistake can be used as punishment."
    My anxiety-ridden brain to me

  • @yaadom
    @yaadom 5 лет назад +504

    I just typed "What is your name?" on translate. Google asked me "What are you issues". I'm offended 😂😂

  • @danieldavid3766
    @danieldavid3766 4 года назад +419

    "Slides are used to use the Acne market!"
    Should I even ask what the Acne market is?

    • @pointlessvideos940
      @pointlessvideos940 4 года назад +31

      Probably not, for your sake..

    • @daviniarobbins9298
      @daviniarobbins9298 4 года назад +30

      Well if it is the same place the coyote gets all his stuff I wouldn't even bother.

    • @jadeparelius
      @jadeparelius 3 года назад +24

      Where do you think they go after puberty--

    • @Imightbealittlegrey
      @Imightbealittlegrey 3 года назад +14

      I... didn’t.. even... *casually continues to die of laughter for the 67th time*

    • @robbie5899
      @robbie5899 3 года назад +5

      Nope.

  • @melikajahedpari1902
    @melikajahedpari1902 4 года назад +907

    "before we take of make sure your seat is in the upright position"
    "before you leave, make sure you are in the right place"
    this had me *laughing*

    • @heatherjohnson6699
      @heatherjohnson6699 4 года назад +28

      "Yeah, I think we got on the flight to Hawaii instead of Havana......"🤔🤨😕😓
      XD ---> ruclips.net/video/W7lbetWc35w/видео.html

    • @human6917
      @human6917 4 года назад +26

      I forgot to check if I was in the right place
      I'm on the north pole right now
      Good wishes from santa

    • @murlocknight1427
      @murlocknight1427 4 года назад +23

      I mean... it’s good advice. Just perhaps a bit obvious.

    • @RSr-uo9dl
      @RSr-uo9dl 4 года назад +5

      @@heatherjohnson6699 OMG🤣🤣That explains everything!!

    • @GoodMusicManiac999
      @GoodMusicManiac999 4 года назад +5

      Well, that's a sentence I'm afraid many people are to be reminded sometimes

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 лет назад +323

    When the airline cuts their budget so much that the safety announcement actually increases the chance of death for the passenger

    • @commoncoolchannel8588
      @commoncoolchannel8588 5 лет назад +44

      So much they have resorted to stealing planes from governments.

    • @The-Plaguefellow
      @The-Plaguefellow 5 лет назад +31

      _You can't be sued if there are no survivors._

    • @autinjones7194
      @autinjones7194 5 лет назад +10

      @@The-Plaguefellow Well. The family's can still sue.

    • @autinjones7194
      @autinjones7194 5 лет назад +9

      @Mikaylah Du True. But i'm pretty sure hte amount of people you need to kill in order to stay in the legal green zone wouldn't be worth the effort.

    • @clairedarkstorm8038
      @clairedarkstorm8038 5 лет назад +4

      @@autinjones7194 I too am a very lazy serial killer

  • @shefaf
    @shefaf 5 лет назад +394

    *remove all items, remove all important things*
    Breaks window and throws everyone out

  • @Pixelosity
    @Pixelosity 4 года назад +92

    “Please sit back, relax, and don’t hesitate to let us know if you need anything.”
    Google Translate: I need my Head Bucket first.

  • @thealmightycastform9380
    @thealmightycastform9380 5 лет назад +213

    “There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people.”
    I mean, you’re not wrong.

  • @cloudedfalcons1183
    @cloudedfalcons1183 4 года назад +490

    "Please wear your head bucket"
    Me: Casually rolls off the bed laughing

    • @explicaaivitor8361
      @explicaaivitor8361 4 года назад +8

      "please wear your Head buckets"
      Me: bReiNG ThE sLILvEr COin ToO

    • @spidertiger585
      @spidertiger585 4 года назад +1

      omg try not to laugh at this video O_o

    • @lucasqin7120
      @lucasqin7120 3 года назад +2

      plantsvszombies.fandom.com/wiki/Buckethead_Zombie

    • @CloseGameCamo
      @CloseGameCamo 3 года назад

      Me: *laughs in YTTD*

    • @mythical_microraptor
      @mythical_microraptor 3 года назад

      google translate please wear your head bucket
      me: laughs my head off so i do need a bucket

  • @lorenzocappai4780
    @lorenzocappai4780 5 лет назад +1757

    I followed all the instructions
    But for some reason I was kicked off my flight...

  • @BBlueJ
    @BBlueJ 4 года назад +422

    My teacher: since you’re done, why din’t you help someone else?
    My 6 year old mind:
    *keep guard against helping other people*
    3:45

  • @EclipselaLuna3657
    @EclipselaLuna3657 5 лет назад +560

    *we are proud to be united by a silver coin * sounds like a great line for the next lord of the rings

  • @LionArt2525
    @LionArt2525 5 лет назад +728

    MOM! I forgot my head bucket!!! 😱😰
    Well Jimmy... emergency counseling will take u away 😐

    • @leolion3156
      @leolion3156 5 лет назад +10

      That's not terrifying at all....

    • @xxpinkiixx9426
      @xxpinkiixx9426 4 года назад +4

      @Francesca Schaan and take the time to remember it

    • @pissganger6612
      @pissganger6612 4 года назад

      "don't write the word you with the letter u. Don't turn into a mental cripple. "
      -my 6th grade math substitute

    • @ehxshsjx
      @ehxshsjx 4 года назад

      After pushing the space shuttle

    • @ehxshsjx
      @ehxshsjx 4 года назад

      @Chocolate chip Mint jimmy: sure!!

  • @Godzillaman
    @Godzillaman 5 лет назад +243

    "Please wear your head bucket after pushing the space shuttle."
    Shouldn't you put your head bucket on BEFORE pushing the space shuttle?

    • @cecilyvincent6173
      @cecilyvincent6173 5 лет назад +26

      I thought we had to remove our heads from the nose and mouth first.

    • @physicsbreaker7141
      @physicsbreaker7141 5 лет назад +8

      wait we remove our heads from the nose and mouth then push space shuttle then head buckets with the nose and mouth on outside

    • @lolipopgorepineapple8531
      @lolipopgorepineapple8531 5 лет назад +5

      We push the space shuttle then remove the nose and mouth then put on the head bucket while breathing frequently, or at least I think that's the order you do it in.

  • @rosamoon8101
    @rosamoon8101 4 года назад +104

    “There are six caves on this island, two years ago, pillows and after” In the end the pillow is upside down, nailed it XD

  • @HeatingWater
    @HeatingWater 4 года назад +654

    Malinda: "There are 6 exits on board this aircraft"
    Google: "There are 6 caves on this island"
    I died laughing at this

    • @susanhoeddinghaus110
      @susanhoeddinghaus110 4 года назад +3

      I didn't

    • @majesticwyrm
      @majesticwyrm 4 года назад +2

      @@susanhoeddinghaus110 your still alive

    • @susanhoeddinghaus110
      @susanhoeddinghaus110 4 года назад +3

      @@majesticwyrm I have gotten a power only capable of getting by a sith

    • @wikipediamagnify
      @wikipediamagnify 4 года назад +2

      google is already one step ahead, it already knows the island it's gonna be stranded on.

    • @GibusWearingMann
      @GibusWearingMann 4 года назад +3

      @@wikipediamagnify It won't be an _unexpected_ water landing, that's for sure.

  • @FallenAngelNZ
    @FallenAngelNZ 5 лет назад +206

    "I am happy and fascinating and sorry for some reason"
    Mood.

  • @Anachronismgorl
    @Anachronismgorl 5 лет назад +347

    “Make sure you are in the right place” yes very good information. I really needed to check to be sure I was in the right place.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +12

      Could be like that time where they accidentally took her to Hawaii instead of Havana.

    • @Anachronismgorl
      @Anachronismgorl 5 лет назад +2

      Kitty Love true.😂

    • @Wehiremonkeys
      @Wehiremonkeys 5 лет назад +5

      Yup, I got onto the plane then just as it was about to take off sat down. Had I not checked I was in the right place I wouldn't have realised that I was on the wing of the plane and not in my designated seat.

  • @mellows..puppets
    @mellows..puppets Год назад +7

    “Your mistake can be used as punishment.”

  • @katinthegetto2916
    @katinthegetto2916 5 лет назад +1572

    *_ACTIVISTS ACTIVATE_*
    And then we won a battle between somethings

    • @demetraeconomou6096
      @demetraeconomou6096 5 лет назад +21

      Top ten hardest languages to learn . Watchmojo.com

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +35

      _you can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat_

    • @gregorbaby4269
      @gregorbaby4269 5 лет назад +15

      And we were armed only with head buckets 🤣

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 лет назад +8

      Always guard against helping others.

    • @KarmasAB123
      @KarmasAB123 5 лет назад +3

      I got "Importance of Cooperation"

  • @thekeyofdawn778
    @thekeyofdawn778 4 года назад +278

    Google Translate: "Before you leave, make sure you are in the right place"
    Me: *starts dieing of laughter*

    • @mariewagner5283
      @mariewagner5283 4 года назад +13

      Sounds like break-up advice 😬

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 3 года назад +14

      Google Translate was cultured and thoughtful enough to remind us about Kevin's mistake from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York so history doesn't repeat itself.

    • @nsa6103
      @nsa6103 3 года назад +5

      Oh God, am i in 3030?

    • @bleepblock2177
      @bleepblock2177 3 года назад +1

      I don’t who I am... I don’t why I’m here... seriously I don’t why I’m here

    • @thatmentallyunstablegorl
      @thatmentallyunstablegorl 3 года назад

      Dieing should be a real word

  • @theotterone4111
    @theotterone4111 5 лет назад +892

    *PLANE TRAVEL 101*
    Me: **Freaks out**
    Attendant: "Emergency counselling will take you away!"
    Me: *"WAIT NO!"*
    Attendant: "Your mistake can be used as punishment!"

    • @leifhim
      @leifhim 4 года назад +9

      I was... so... close... to the 666th like

    • @bobogus7559
      @bobogus7559 2 года назад

      The only thing making this better is that there are 747 likes. i.imgur.com/WsXbmXz.jpg

    • @alexholley2712
      @alexholley2712 Год назад

      @@leifhim aeiou

    • @thewolfanddragonshow2023
      @thewolfanddragonshow2023 Год назад +1

      oh noooooooo!🤣

  • @HOPIIGK
    @HOPIIGK 3 года назад +32

    “Before you leave, make sure you are in the right place” home alone two has taught us all well

  • @sanjayshah6090
    @sanjayshah6090 5 лет назад +121

    “ THERE IS A JACKET OF LIFE UNDER THE THRONE OF THE PEOPLE “ 2:50

  • @Zedrapazia
    @Zedrapazia 5 лет назад +485

    At our next flight, we're all GONNA DIE!!!

    • @katwaii5627
      @katwaii5627 5 лет назад +16

      No because... THIS IS THE CEO IN THE AIR AND IT IS IMPOSIBLE TO DIEEEEE

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +6

      Considering there’s an oxygen explosion, we jUsT mIgHt.

    • @RavenLunatic517
      @RavenLunatic517 5 лет назад +6

      Don't worry! The great silver coin will protect us!

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 5 лет назад +2

      Or you pretend to stop flying because of environmental reasons, while you're actually doing it because you're scared silly of planes. Thanks Greta Thunberg, I have an excuse now!

    • @Zedrapazia
      @Zedrapazia 5 лет назад

      @@connaeris8230
      Oh no, No more Greta Thunberg please!
      I never flew anywhere in my life, I dont need any CO2-Activists

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 4 года назад +792

    Okay, these translations aren't so trippy so far...
    Google Translator: *_"S I N I S N O T A L I F E L I N E O N T H E J A V A P A G E"_*

    • @codyhowell4543
      @codyhowell4543 3 года назад +31

      That sounds like what someone in one of my dreams would say

    • @HollowM0th
      @HollowM0th 3 года назад +4

      Is that an Ori profile picture?

    • @i_fried_a_sign
      @i_fried_a_sign 3 года назад +8

      Well it isn't wrong-

    • @EcceJack
      @EcceJack 3 года назад +1

      Haha, I'm 666th like xD

    • @bessieburnet9816
      @bessieburnet9816 2 года назад

      Li feline

  • @charmgesell7748
    @charmgesell7748 3 года назад +36

    "Before you leave, make sure that you are in the right place."
    I-that is actually usefull

  • @SkiesOfMagic
    @SkiesOfMagic 4 года назад +412

    “Please wear your head bucket”
    Me: Oh! Don’t forget your head bucket!
    My mom: what?

  • @ouuugghhh...
    @ouuugghhh... 5 лет назад +125

    “Welcome to Corsica!” well that was a short flight

  • @TheRetroShepherd
    @TheRetroShepherd 5 лет назад +2122

    "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people"
    That sounds like the motto a British communist party would use, I swear

    • @xeno1068
      @xeno1068 5 лет назад +92

      That's gonna be the motto of my British Communist party

    • @cat_goose9592
      @cat_goose9592 5 лет назад +45

      Actually does and I’m British 😂

    • @pravijarajesh
      @pravijarajesh 5 лет назад +32

      GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

    • @taniacrawford6104
      @taniacrawford6104 5 лет назад +10

      That is funny and accurate

    • @LilzMay-sk3ew
      @LilzMay-sk3ew 5 лет назад +8

      I'm British and that really does 😂

  • @jwalt2577
    @jwalt2577 4 года назад +27

    “My body passes through the tennis without end!”
    That... sounds painful.

  • @benjaminvandijck8016
    @benjaminvandijck8016 5 лет назад +403

    "Please wear your head bucket"
    OK, mom, where's my head bucket ?

  • @pluto3194
    @pluto3194 5 лет назад +259

    "The island has 6 caves"
    Damn they know about the island you're gonna crash on?

  • @alliestardust9643
    @alliestardust9643 5 лет назад +551

    Thank you, for reminding me to wear my head bucket. I always forget that step while flying.

    • @jamesdakis9691
      @jamesdakis9691 5 лет назад +12

      I always forget my head bucket at home!

    • @lexichan6582
      @lexichan6582 5 лет назад +8

      I always forget! I always need to take the spare one

    • @sherbet3310
      @sherbet3310 5 лет назад +6

      I always forget them and need to buy the ones on the flight.

    • @nabielw
      @nabielw 5 лет назад +12

      And guys!!! Don't forget to remove the head from the nose and mouth and keep breathing often!! It's such an important step!!! 😂😂

    • @woodencart3662
      @woodencart3662 5 лет назад +2

      I am trying to type NORMALLY but the Head bucket is the best. And I was laughing hard and took me 4 attempts to like ur comment

  • @indigostar861
    @indigostar861 4 года назад +38

    One of the best translation of all time 2:49 "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" xD

  • @hannahlee5806
    @hannahlee5806 5 лет назад +259

    America in a nutshell:
    “Under American law, must fill and manage all cookies and creating components.”

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 4 года назад +5

      Sounds like the EU law, actually: Cookie. Walls. Everywhere! (as a privacy aware person I thank them but still)

  • @summer-gj3oc
    @summer-gj3oc 5 лет назад +231

    "Emergency counseling will take you away"
    Me: ok

  • @LaurieFrra
    @LaurieFrra 5 лет назад +80

    "Your mistakes can be used as punishment"
    That should be on a T-shirt

  • @xxxdagamingpigxxx4308
    @xxxdagamingpigxxx4308 4 года назад +133

    Malinda: Fasten your seat belt
    Graystillplays: sHoVe It dOwN yOuR tHrOaT uNtIl yOu cAnT sEe It AnYmOrE

  • @LaurieFrra
    @LaurieFrra 5 лет назад +60

    "Thank you for the plane France"
    GIVE US THIS PLANE BACK !!!
    Sooo funny, as always 😂

  • @endergirl1421
    @endergirl1421 4 года назад +570

    “Please wear your head bucket.”
    Me: all hail plankton!

    • @jessdavis2677
      @jessdavis2677 4 года назад +38

      -This important message approved by Plankton Airlines

    • @SnMTve
      @SnMTve 4 года назад +16

      All HAIL PLANKTON!

    • @elechronic
      @elechronic 4 года назад +8

      I bows down to plankton I
      I Burns a statue of Mr krabs I

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 4 года назад +2

      Made me think of Divinity Original Sin, actually

    • @savannahwestover2538
      @savannahwestover2538 4 года назад +3

      I’m a goofy goober!!!

  • @k.c.maiale7504
    @k.c.maiale7504 5 лет назад +73

    "Under American law we must fill and manage all cookies." Finally, a law I can get behind

  • @TrueUmbreon1
    @TrueUmbreon1 4 года назад +44

    “Please wear your head bucket”
    The day where relogic added buckets to terraria xD

  • @Damien-oi4vv
    @Damien-oi4vv 5 лет назад +209

    Random person: Hey you, you got drugs?
    Me while pulling out one of Malinda’s videos: No, i got something better

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 5 лет назад +13

      Be careful though it is also much more lethal.

    • @matthewgriffith9780
      @matthewgriffith9780 5 лет назад

      *
      Snorts a line of google translate* I'm dying of god
      Help

  • @existantho0man870
    @existantho0man870 4 года назад +817

    Other people: there is a life jacket under the seat
    Me, an intellectual: *there is a jacket of life under the throne of the people*

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 4 года назад +22

      Hi hooman. I like your apt profile pic.

    • @leshawna7172
      @leshawna7172 4 года назад +17

      Existant Ho0man why are you in first class?

    • @existantho0man870
      @existantho0man870 4 года назад +6

      @Levi Russell thats good to know 👍🏾

    • @atifrazajaffery
      @atifrazajaffery 4 года назад +7

      @@existantho0man870 I exist too.
      Also I'm stealing that for an essay I'm writing on my experience on flying in an airplane

    • @christineraharjo4583
      @christineraharjo4583 4 года назад +6

      And thats called what we call *ENGLISH*

  • @e.m.v8096
    @e.m.v8096 5 лет назад +328

    The original: on the plane
    Translated: stranded on an island

    • @beverlyarcher3744
      @beverlyarcher3744 4 года назад +32

      Won't be stranded long as France is after them for stealing their plane

    • @dewdropped
      @dewdropped 4 года назад +5

      Umbrella academyyyy

    • @TotalDramaEthan
      @TotalDramaEthan 4 года назад +9

      "There are 6 caves on this island!"

    • @prasannamarathe
      @prasannamarathe 4 года назад +8

      And the island is Corsica

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 4 года назад +2

      @@prasannamarathe In that case it makes even more sense that the french later come after them.
      Except that planes weren't there back in th day.

  • @doodlez2022
    @doodlez2022 Год назад +15

    3 years old and I'm still dying over this video with laughter. Had to watch this today, we're going on a plane tomorrow, which we haven't done in 3 years (due to the pandemic) so it's really great to get a laugh out of it! Thank you Malinda and Google Translate for your wonderful and hilarious work🥰

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 лет назад +404

    How to stop built-in riots, make everyone wear their seatbelts

    • @Mnnvint
      @Mnnvint 5 лет назад +34

      Head buckets work even better.

    • @Max-cr6vx
      @Max-cr6vx 5 лет назад +3

      Thomas Turner Theoddoneout applouds you

    • @Chilltoons-kl3jl
      @Chilltoons-kl3jl 5 лет назад +1

      Theodd1sout wants to know your location

    • @joebeerwert4645
      @joebeerwert4645 5 лет назад +1

      Theodd1sout: And don't forget to wear your seatbelt.
      Google: Built in riots!!!

    • @teaartist6455
      @teaartist6455 5 лет назад

      I do NOT want google to get involved with cars, with all their built in riots and how they steal everything from France.
      I mean, seriously, give France a break, what did it ever do to you?
      Then again...maybe there are build in riots BECAUSE it's stolen from France...it all makes sense now!

  • @imagiraffe8686
    @imagiraffe8686 5 лет назад +21

    “Find what’s right afterwards and take the time to remember it” that’s pretty good advice tbh.

  • @abreeshock6695
    @abreeshock6695 4 года назад +119

    THERE IS A JACKET OF LIFE UNDER THE THRONE OF THE PEOPLE. Oh dear lord, If I ever run for any sort of office, THIS is my slogan.

  • @ArcstoneBionicle
    @ArcstoneBionicle 4 года назад +29

    3:56 Canadians.

  • @Anastas1786
    @Anastas1786 5 лет назад +194

    "Under American law, must fill and manage _all_ cookies and creating components."
    [Mouth packed with shortbread] Well if it's the _law..._

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 5 лет назад +5

      Not an American but the law is the law, even if it's not mine
      *eating cookies*

    • @starwolfishere53
      @starwolfishere53 5 лет назад +5

      I shall now refer to the ingredients to make cookies as creating components from now on.

    • @PxPtheBook
      @PxPtheBook 5 лет назад +1

      [My mouth full of gingerbread] It's the best law yet!

  • @tctt185_dg
    @tctt185_dg 5 лет назад +118

    Normal: Gives Airplane Safety Instructions
    Google Translate: Talks about riots and protesters and life coaches... and also stolen the plane.
    Wow. "I am happy and fascinating and sorry for some reason." That was just random. Great job!

  • @notetiou
    @notetiou 5 лет назад +191

    I like how electronics are translated to important things XD

  • @NielsonLucas
    @NielsonLucas 3 года назад +28

    0:51 “Bring the last iron to the brush until the vibrato is sounded.”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @inkat2679
    @inkat2679 4 года назад +211

    “Under American law, must fill and manage all cookies”
    mmmmmm sound like a good law

  • @joobus-stoobus-magoobus
    @joobus-stoobus-magoobus 5 лет назад +81

    “Emergency counseling will take you away.” Literally my entire life.

  • @oswin849
    @oswin849 5 лет назад +113

    I like how it equates "all electronic devices" with "everything important" (1:17)

  • @fancypotatobean7921
    @fancypotatobean7921 4 года назад +23

    "Before we leave make sure you are in the right place" - Google Translate Advice

  • @victreebeloverlord1185
    @victreebeloverlord1185 4 года назад +243

    "Drag the mice and start oxygen explosion"
    Mice: wut

    • @scratchpad7954
      @scratchpad7954 4 года назад +7

      Me: _BURSTS OUT LAUGHING_

    • @Mr.Bob-Gray
      @Mr.Bob-Gray 4 года назад +6

      Scratch Pad that was me
      Everyone around me just looked at me like I’m crazy plz help

    • @Ms.Dee1624
      @Ms.Dee1624 4 года назад +1

      That's nice! I'm so blessed to make sure that you ate Mayo clinic

    • @sarahdadoggo8005
      @sarahdadoggo8005 4 года назад +7

      I guess imma drag the mice now
      This is gonna be a giant explosion

    • @elechronic
      @elechronic 4 года назад +1

      Its easy! Just drag the mice, then start the oxygen explosion!

  • @importantannouncementfromt8424
    @importantannouncementfromt8424 5 лет назад +472

    “Remove the head from the nose and mouth-“
    Me: WHEEEZZZEEE

    • @whatsafterly
      @whatsafterly 4 года назад +20

      *"AND KEEP BREATHING NORMALLY--"*

    • @kinnunencorp2146
      @kinnunencorp2146 4 года назад +5

      Don’t forget to “avoid helping other people”

    • @rathernotsay8157
      @rathernotsay8157 4 года назад +1

      Lol just qs i reading this while watching i read this while the thing was happening

    • @ev1390
      @ev1390 4 года назад

      😂

    • @fungleung0219
      @fungleung0219 4 года назад

      Is this what would happen or laughter

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 лет назад +110

    3:39, last time I removed my head from the nose and mouth I was breathing perfectly fine

    • @lillian394
      @lillian394 5 лет назад +2

      Thomas Turner personally my band director told us that breathing was a bad habit we were born into lol

  • @paisleighyt6153
    @paisleighyt6153 3 года назад +22

    I want to hear someone say “there is a jacket if life under the throne of the people” when I get on a plane next

  • @faisre
    @faisre 5 лет назад +41

    The only quote I would ever buy on a shirt. "I am happy, and fascinating, and sorry for some reason."

  • @amdarms4267
    @amdarms4267 5 лет назад +423

    You should translate cheesy, inspirational Tumblr quotes. 😂😂

    • @nightmaresdrawnstudios8767
      @nightmaresdrawnstudios8767 5 лет назад +25

      Gummi_ Narwhal_29 Original: Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your mysterious eyes.
      Translated: Your map? Because of my loss of loss into your shameful eyes.

    • @rhiantoyer4093
      @rhiantoyer4093 5 лет назад +12

      Original: Are you a camera? Because everytime I see you, I smile
      Translated: When I see you call again So you come.

    • @mustafa.bakes.
      @mustafa.bakes. 5 лет назад +6

      Original: Do you believe in love and first sight or should I walk by again?
      Google translate: Think about falling in love or coming back soon.

    • @Caitilizzie
      @Caitilizzie 5 лет назад +1

      Original: Somehow everything’s gonna fall right in to place. If we only had a way to make it all fall faster everyday.
      Translated: Basically, everything is organized on the road. Discard all day as soon as possible

  • @huh8671
    @huh8671 4 года назад +30

    “Your mistake can be used as punishment.”
    *so true*

  • @nobodynowhere6942
    @nobodynowhere6942 3 года назад +13

    "We stole this plane from France"
    *they're after us*

  • @hannahk787
    @hannahk787 5 лет назад +79

    "Pull the vest over your head and attach the buckles"
    PLEASE WEAR YOUR HEAD BUCKET 😂😂😂 I'm dead rn 😂😂

  • @pistachio6843
    @pistachio6843 4 года назад +93

    "your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device"
    *"your mistake can be used as punishment"*

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 года назад +1

      before you leave make sure your in the right place

    • @ravenlebean361
      @ravenlebean361 3 года назад

      It's 73, I cannot touch this holy sight

  • @charliegrpdixon5944
    @charliegrpdixon5944 4 года назад +69

    "thank you for the plane France" 😂😂😂😂 that actually made sense 😂😂😂

  • @blazeravenscar
    @blazeravenscar 4 года назад +47

    “Too brilliant evidence of a built-in riot.”
    *This did not age well.*

  • @ouuugghhh...
    @ouuugghhh... 5 лет назад +98

    "There Is A Jacket Of Life Under The Throne Of The People" Best Line I’ve Ever Heard

    • @slapmatt1497
      @slapmatt1497 4 года назад

      Wow totally original not like you stole it

    • @ouuugghhh...
      @ouuugghhh... 4 года назад +1

      Edgy Seroy I Honestly Don’t Care If I stole the Multiple Comments Of This Exact Sentence.

    • @slapmatt1497
      @slapmatt1497 4 года назад

      Ok let's put you in a scenario were u seen somthing cool. It was copyrighted and you took it. You would end up with a fine. Think about scenarios like that but bigger.

    • @user-ly2nx7ss2x
      @user-ly2nx7ss2x 4 года назад

      @@slapmatt1497 what

    • @izzy-artmusicvlogs1234
      @izzy-artmusicvlogs1234 4 года назад

      Why Do All The Words Start With Capital Letters

  • @phoenixx-7997
    @phoenixx-7997 5 лет назад +64

    Let's face it. A LOT of the things said on this video would be just perfect on shirts and mugs!

  • @NamelessGhoul69
    @NamelessGhoul69 4 года назад +71

    “Keep guard against helping other people”
    I relate to this