GOOGLE TRANSLATING MY HATE COMMENTS

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @CalebHyles
    @CalebHyles 6 лет назад +3649

    Caleb is style, but bad on what he trying to do.

    • @tagoragorjek4606
      @tagoragorjek4606 6 лет назад +127

      HI CALEB!!! You aren’t bad :3 Your kewl

    • @warrirornunluv801
      @warrirornunluv801 6 лет назад +285

      You got style
      You got grace
      You got an awesome beard on yo face

    • @MrWereWolfGirl
      @MrWereWolfGirl 6 лет назад +36

      You always look on fleek - you are style goals lol

    • @metryingtolife
      @metryingtolife 6 лет назад +14

      😂😂😂😂

    • @SillyKatt69
      @SillyKatt69 6 лет назад +24

      Caleb is style, Caleb is LIFE!

  • @azkmesomething
    @azkmesomething 5 лет назад +12816

    *"Why am i here?"*
    *"Why ARE you here?"*
    That killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @LynMusic
    @LynMusic 6 лет назад +6184

    "You do not fit into big trees, of course, you do not fit in a seed."
    I mean, you're not wrong, but you can't blame me for trying to find where I belong in this world.

    • @Shyder
      @Shyder 6 лет назад +178

      That sentence is really phylosophic.

    • @elequira5467
      @elequira5467 6 лет назад +120

      Philosophic. Sorry. That probably sounded rude. I'm a spelling geek.

    • @Shyder
      @Shyder 6 лет назад +92

      Moonlone Silence don't worrie I speek french, so your comment is good for me.
      Now I can write correctly philosophic, thank you. 😁

    • @puzzles7413
      @puzzles7413 6 лет назад +44

      Olivier Martin, *speak. Okay, now I feel like I've put something into this conversation. I'm backing out now.

    • @Shyder
      @Shyder 6 лет назад +39

      I made a mistake in "speak", that's awkward. 😅

  • @Echognomics101
    @Echognomics101 3 года назад +1987

    Fun fact checking:
    Jimmy Fallon hosted The Tonight Show for the first time on *February 24, 2014.*
    Malinda posted her first Translated song *February 10, 2014* - two weeks before Fallon even replaced Jay Leno.
    So not only did she do this before Fallon did this, she did it before he was even _on_ The Tonight Show.

    • @Nogiistune
      @Nogiistune 3 года назад +71

      Yup

    • @izthewiz2769
      @izthewiz2769 3 года назад +166

      Wow, that guy was WAAAAAAAAYYYY off (the hater comment, not this one)

    • @carolinewinn7661
      @carolinewinn7661 3 года назад +77

      Take that haters!

    • @GimmesomeCACHE
      @GimmesomeCACHE 3 года назад +42

      Got em!

    • @frangkiskosmelanitis6904
      @frangkiskosmelanitis6904 3 года назад +79

      Ikr, these kids think they are clever but they need to use that unused jelly in their head more

  • @JohnSears
    @JohnSears 6 лет назад +5220

    *Acne* a universal constant.

    • @elequira5467
      @elequira5467 6 лет назад +103

      Yeah, I have absolutely horrible acne, and Malinda's is hardly anything! There's no reason to point it out and make her feel bad anyways, she's probably doing all she can to fix it. Not to mention it doesn't even look like acne, it just looks like freckles

    • @Stark-Raving
      @Stark-Raving 6 лет назад +43

      I think you misunderstood John's comment....

    • @generaljimmies3429
      @generaljimmies3429 6 лет назад +14

      Plenty of water, good hygiene habits and eating healthy food goes a long way in stopping acne. And dropping weight. And not getting sick.
      It even helps you in bed ;)

    • @LucaGlitchy
      @LucaGlitchy 6 лет назад +15

      That's why I can never get rid of it. It's universal.

    • @TrueLimeyhoney
      @TrueLimeyhoney 6 лет назад +15

      Some of us just have it harder. I clean my face three times a day, and always use a newly cleaned pillow. Still a major problem.

  • @Melody-uh9rj
    @Melody-uh9rj 6 лет назад +255

    I SHOWED THIS TO MY MOM AND SAID HER SONG WAS RUINED
    I TOLD HER MOTHER SHE WAS A BAD MUSICIAN!!!!
    YOU GOT SOMETHING RIGHT GOOGLE!

  • @em-kc7iq
    @em-kc7iq 6 лет назад +165

    "I showed my mom this and she says her song is ruined"
    "I told your mom she's a bad musician"
    DAMNNNNNN SAVAGEEEEEEEE

  • @lilysticha7564
    @lilysticha7564 3 года назад +2139

    “Can’t trust google” did google just expose itself?😂

  • @thecrazyredhead7252
    @thecrazyredhead7252 4 года назад +3220

    Guy: *why am I here?
    Google translate: *WhY ArE yOu hErE*

    • @adi4305
      @adi4305 4 года назад +50

      How tf are we supposed to know?

    • @machii976
      @machii976 4 года назад +34

      OOOOOOOOOH!

    • @lieutenantbigz938
      @lieutenantbigz938 4 года назад +27

      AI translation has gone too far into the meme level :D

    • @borkbork8158
      @borkbork8158 4 года назад +6

      @@lieutenantbigz938 trueeeeeee

    • @axethannanth
      @axethannanth 4 года назад +3

      _Woah._

  • @Nizart
    @Nizart 4 года назад +1757

    "you do not fit into big trees. Of course, you do not fit into seeds."
    That sounds like life advice.

    • @Jade-hk1dp
      @Jade-hk1dp 4 года назад +22

      ikr

    • @deepeshmeena6570
      @deepeshmeena6570 4 года назад +28

      Sounds like inspirobot.

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 3 года назад +9

      The trees made me think of Evan Hansen.

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 3 года назад +5

      @Super Greyflash I think it was calling the person who wrote the comment fat,

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 3 года назад +5

      @Super Greyflash That, or it's about being humble and recognizing you're small, because it's the only way to grow big xD
      But like, then the original was Chinese, and the translator was bad at English. He meant to say: "You can't fit into a big tree, if you don't fit into a seed first."

  • @Orange4004_
    @Orange4004_ 5 лет назад +3194

    "Acne, some things cant be translated away"
    Teenage problems

    • @B3XBP0
      @B3XBP0 5 лет назад +16

      Thank you XD

    • @Shalami
      @Shalami 5 лет назад +12

      lmaooo so true tho 😔

    • @WaxDrag
      @WaxDrag 5 лет назад +13

      Unlucky adult problems too

    • @rosekitten5141
      @rosekitten5141 5 лет назад +4

      Oh my god this comment made me get the joke

    • @willwaters8553
      @willwaters8553 5 лет назад +5

      Me right now 😂

  • @ellieragsdale4398
    @ellieragsdale4398 3 года назад +1213

    2:50
    Hater: "I just have one question: what the f*ck is wrong with you????"
    GT: "I ask you a question: bad sex you have?"
    What a great comeback GT.

    • @Warrison_
      @Warrison_ 3 года назад +49

      N i c e comeback google

    • @hollydegouveia6280
      @hollydegouveia6280 3 года назад +82

      Yes you’re right but what about “and I told her that her mother was a bad musician”

    • @jennifermcniel2488
      @jennifermcniel2488 3 года назад +35

      GT sounding like Yoda it is

    • @_rstcm
      @_rstcm 2 года назад +15

      OOHHHHHHH!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @frostyvoid827
      @frostyvoid827 2 года назад +1

      Hi

  • @hotaru1231
    @hotaru1231 6 лет назад +351

    when plebs think that a youtube took the idea of some major tv show, not realising its the other way around, now THAT is pure insomnia and diabetes which i can see with my eyes

  • @PrMultivers
    @PrMultivers 4 года назад +730

    "You do not fit into big trees, of course do not fit into a seed"
    Why does it sound so much like a weird proverb about excessive ambitions or your place in society?

    • @ashlees.fantasies
      @ashlees.fantasies 4 года назад +11

      Woah

    • @inkat2679
      @inkat2679 4 года назад +10

      It’s sounds more like a roast tbh

    • @4latusl0ml
      @4latusl0ml 4 года назад +4

      Ikr

    • @inkat2679
      @inkat2679 4 года назад +2

      Seed*

    • @Tevildo
      @Tevildo 4 года назад +2

      It probably had "strain at a gnat, swallow a camel" somewhere in its history.

  • @YoyoAidoru
    @YoyoAidoru 6 лет назад +637

    "Why am I here?" "Why are you here?"
    The smartest thing Google has ever translated uwu

  • @ravenkal
    @ravenkal 3 года назад +218

    "This made me extremely uncomfortable"
    *google translate*
    "This was a great comfort to me"
    How Ironic

    • @AdinaIspas
      @AdinaIspas 2 года назад +10

      Reminds me of how my messages would be understood while on holiday in Japan. “Sorry cannot talk tonight, we will be in Kyoto tomorrow, so talk after.” “How about breakfast tomorrow morning asap?”

  • @isabelguillen4015
    @isabelguillen4015 4 года назад +2999

    Guy: I hate this video. Is the worst
    Google Translate: This video has been insulted. *DESTRUCTION*

  • @jakesanchez6621
    @jakesanchez6621 6 лет назад +434

    "You do not fit into big trees, of course, you do not fit in a seed."
    That legit sounds like something Buddha would say.

    • @el6491
      @el6491 6 лет назад +12

      Jacob Sanchez it reminded me of the Winnie the Pooh episode when he gets stuck in a tree...

    • @bobmcguffin5706
      @bobmcguffin5706 6 лет назад +3

      Both fat dispensers of wisdom

    • @chargedsupercap2270
      @chargedsupercap2270 6 лет назад +3

      Jacob Sanchez I thought of Gandalf.

  • @peppermint.flavoured.avacado
    @peppermint.flavoured.avacado 4 года назад +1786

    This is how Google translate would describe pregnancy:
    you life, your belly.

    • @A7oo-d1j
      @A7oo-d1j 4 года назад +13

      MoonCakey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alex-ln6wy
      @alex-ln6wy 4 года назад +10

      Hehhehehe

    • @pedropinto3036
      @pedropinto3036 4 года назад +15

      Hotel? Trivago

    • @williamhall6172
      @williamhall6172 4 года назад +22

      hmm......how about i translate you:
      How does Google Translate explain pregnancy?
      Your health is at stake.

    • @samarius_art_and_games
      @samarius_art_and_games 3 года назад +6

      @@williamhall6172 pretty much sums it up.

  • @Inno4138
    @Inno4138 3 года назад +167

    The fact that a lot of these completely switched from “this is bad!” To “Ohmygosh this is absolute perfection- nothing could ever be better than this!” Is amazing and I love the irony of it, it’s like Google itself is saying “F* off, haters!” 😂

    • @BigRockyGaming
      @BigRockyGaming Год назад +7

      I hope she gets enough hate comments to do another one of the videos. I find it hilarious and she clearly doesn’t care about the haters.

  • @alissa3875
    @alissa3875 6 лет назад +1491

    “Why are you here?”
    “I told her mother that she was a bad musician”
    “I ask you a question: bad sex you have?”
    Google Translate is a badass 😂

  • @talia6268
    @talia6268 5 лет назад +606

    I translated "I like french fries" to several different languages before translating it back to English. "I want a good nose." Needless to say, I believe all of these are real.

  • @patriciadelamotte9390
    @patriciadelamotte9390 4 года назад +4731

    I love how she doesn’t care of the hate comments and having fun with them.

    • @AMHMA
      @AMHMA 4 года назад +16

      Ik

    • @GlowBFF
      @GlowBFF 4 года назад +26

      Yeah and we have the almost the same icon name

    • @patriciadelamotte9390
      @patriciadelamotte9390 4 года назад +6

      Patricia G_ lol we do

    • @FemboyCommie
      @FemboyCommie 4 года назад +4

      @@GlowBFF Wat do u mean

    • @EnCraft-mc
      @EnCraft-mc 4 года назад +1

      karm againt haters

  • @Kozkayn
    @Kozkayn 3 года назад +838

    Haters: *Hates on the channel bc they want it to be shut down*
    The Channel: *Makes content out of haters*
    Haters: No this isnt how you are supposed to play the game

  • @fee8738
    @fee8738 4 года назад +643

    _Haters: no_
    *Translator Fails: Uno Reverse Card*

    • @igottasneeze091
      @igottasneeze091 4 года назад +2

      Hmmm what's opposite of no
      Uno Reverse Card: *YES!!!*

  • @lanajaleel
    @lanajaleel 6 лет назад +123

    To that person who said Malinda ripped off Jimmy Fallon's Google translate songs, Malinda started in 2014 and Jimmy Fallon started doing his versions in frickin 2017 alright? 3 year difference kid, stop accusing her of being a rip off. She is wonderful and doesn't even deserve hate in the first place.

    • @miguelpadilla4101
      @miguelpadilla4101 6 лет назад +11

      Lana Jaleel plus ... I would say that [google translate songs] are a genre. Anybody can do it.

    • @katinthegetto2916
      @katinthegetto2916 6 лет назад

      Lana Jaleel EXPOSED lol sorry

    • @lanajaleel
      @lanajaleel 6 лет назад +12

      Miguel Padilla yes, I also agree but I don't like that they're calling Malinda a rip off. You don't see people calling pop singers rip offs of other pop singers for example. I completely agree with you, though.

    • @mbmd_nation
      @mbmd_nation 6 лет назад

      Lana Jaleel wow i'm so impressed to you 👍

    • @xDarkvalorspiritx
      @xDarkvalorspiritx 6 лет назад +3

      "You don't see people calling pop singers rip offs of other pop singers for example." Uhmm... yes. Yes you do. Hence why there's so many successful and unsuccessful filed lawsuits against certain artists who have copied or taken music from other artists. I'm really surprised you haven't heard of this.

  • @help6691
    @help6691 4 года назад +2566

    Before: “I hate this video, IS the worst”
    Translated: “THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN INSULTED! DESTRUCTION!!”
    Me:
    Well you’re not wrong
    (I have noticed people think I wrote it. I did not, I’m merely quoting it)

    • @demonfoxfilms3570
      @demonfoxfilms3570 4 года назад +16

      I love this comment.

    • @help6691
      @help6691 4 года назад +8

      DemonFox Films
      Thank you 😊

    • @help6691
      @help6691 4 года назад +15

      Akayo Crystrose
      Sorry 😂
      The person that wrote “I hate this video, is the worst”
      Was insulting Malinda’s video
      So, google translated it through several languages to “This video has been insulted! Destruction!”
      I think you get it now
      If not tell me and I’ll help
      Sorry about that 😂

    • @Rileyroo429
      @Rileyroo429 4 года назад +2

      -3- you said won of those your mean

    • @Rileyroo429
      @Rileyroo429 4 года назад +1

      Oh wait

  • @musikjunkie93
    @musikjunkie93 3 года назад +712

    That moment when an automated computer system does better insults than people do

  • @sofiadrapanou1744
    @sofiadrapanou1744 4 года назад +810

    "MALANDA! BOBBY JOKES!"
    "Bobby can't think too much thinking"
    *Google knows Bobby too well*

  • @cooksieboo121
    @cooksieboo121 5 лет назад +1211

    Warning: Do not drink water while watching this, i almost died multiple times. Doing great Malinda!

    • @B3XBP0
      @B3XBP0 5 лет назад +27

      Also make sure your not in public wile watching this XD

    • @saltykneecapsoup1582
      @saltykneecapsoup1582 5 лет назад +11

      "...I almost dies multiple times. Doing great Malinda!" Yes because almost murdering her fan is just AWESOME!! XD

    • @najrenchelf2751
      @najrenchelf2751 5 лет назад +1

      RainbowCookie Cosplay, that warning goes for any content creator who is regularly funny! 🙃

    • @buritsuu
      @buritsuu 5 лет назад +1

      Wait what?!? Does that mean I’m go---

    • @TheAlienPoison
      @TheAlienPoison 5 лет назад +1

      @@najrenchelf2751 probably, but this girl is one specialised for this so you better watch out after you died.

  • @noukva-1318
    @noukva-1318 6 лет назад +2482

    "why am I here?"
    "why are you here"
    I'm dying xDDD

  • @mysolareyesgrowpolarized
    @mysolareyesgrowpolarized 3 года назад +91

    "Why am I here?"
    "Why are you here?"
    I died

  • @emppu_8777
    @emppu_8777 5 лет назад +468

    Hater: "Why am i Here?"
    Google "Why are you Here?"
    Me: YE WHY ARE U HERE THEN?!

    • @ajtheaviator5008
      @ajtheaviator5008 5 лет назад +6

      Me: Yay, come in haters, earn Malinda more money by watching her videos and commenting hate! She just gets more money!

    • @jasondeng7677
      @jasondeng7677 5 лет назад

      why AM i here, then?

  • @mayajoy7248
    @mayajoy7248 6 лет назад +212

    Half the translates made more sense than the original comments! And I love the way the translates turned into either a comeback or a positive spin on the original😂

    • @katinthegetto2916
      @katinthegetto2916 6 лет назад +18

      Maya Joy Original
      I showed my mom this and she said her song was ruined
      Google
      I said your Mother Is a Bad MUSICIAN

    • @susanlilly3190
      @susanlilly3190 6 лет назад

      Maya Joy e

  • @arwen6152
    @arwen6152 4 года назад +680

    “Way to rip off Jimmy Fallon’s “Google translates songs” series” killed me, I hope that’s a joke because if anything he ripped off Malinda’s google translate series

    • @FunniyMan
      @FunniyMan 4 года назад +39

      :| to be honest Idk who Jimmy Fallon actually is

    • @arwen6152
      @arwen6152 4 года назад +4

      yello ?? What ?? I don’t understand and I did watch it btw

    • @bilalkhan8996
      @bilalkhan8996 4 года назад +13

      Malinda actually makes stuff more descriptive with actions and items and more items and more more items

    • @zuzanalovitt1325
      @zuzanalovitt1325 4 года назад +7

      Gacha Girl Green no it wasn’t a joke it was some kid who wasn’t even born when she started so he isn’t even looking for proof

    • @zuzanalovitt1325
      @zuzanalovitt1325 4 года назад +2

      yello no u

  • @user-nm5pg9xq8f
    @user-nm5pg9xq8f 3 года назад +152

    I love how she just goes:
    "Meh idc about the hate comments imma just turn em into a nice video"

    • @mudkip4615
      @mudkip4615 3 года назад +18

      That's why she deserves a big thumps up.

    • @robbymounce2676
      @robbymounce2676 2 года назад +6

      Ikr? It’s TRULY AMAZING! Like, the haterz are TRYING TO HATE AND BE MEAN, BUT, little do they realize, they’re actually GIVING HER CONTENT! lol

    • @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes
      @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes 2 года назад +1

      @@mudkip4615 *Thumps*

    • @alexandersean4708
      @alexandersean4708 Год назад +2

      @@mudkip4615 Yeah, and any wow who says that she doesn’t deserve a big thumps up has to realize that’s just wow’s opinion.

  • @zeasea2519
    @zeasea2519 6 лет назад +929

    "this video has been insulted! *DESTRUCTION!* "

  • @erieleon6436
    @erieleon6436 4 года назад +791

    - " why ARE you here?"
    - " I told her mother that she was a bad musician"
    - " I ask you a question: bad $ex you have?"
    Dang Google translate is Savage xD

  • @BerriBoi150
    @BerriBoi150 4 года назад +255

    "Cringe"
    "Come"
    "Oh god, please no"
    "THANK YOU OH GOD!"
    Thank you, that will be all

  • @emmaleebakker7051
    @emmaleebakker7051 3 года назад +431

    "I told her mother she was a bad musician"

    • @InventorZahran
      @InventorZahran 3 года назад +23

      As someone who listens to several family bands, that line is even funnier! (Although I haven't yet seen a mother who's a bad musician...)

    • @cockroach502
      @cockroach502 3 года назад +5

      uh oh now she use konfu

    • @mudkip4615
      @mudkip4615 3 года назад +5

      Destuction.

    • @queerhoomanz1114
      @queerhoomanz1114 3 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @lefoodyweeb3845
      @lefoodyweeb3845 3 года назад +3

      OOOOOO

  • @seradin8029
    @seradin8029 5 лет назад +2137

    "I ask you a question: bad sex you have?"
    I lost it XD

  • @billylopatto6269
    @billylopatto6269 4 года назад +1854

    “I told her mother that she was a bad musician”
    GET ROASTED BY GOOGLE TRANSLATE!

    • @starlight72733
      @starlight72733 4 года назад +27

      *GET WREKT HATERZ!!!*

    • @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759
      @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759 3 года назад +42

      "I just have one question: what the f*** is wrong with you?"
      " I ask you a question: bad s*x you have"
      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @starlight72733
      @starlight72733 3 года назад +9

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    • @lime.person
      @lime.person 3 года назад +1

      666 likes OwO

    • @kayleesmith1268
      @kayleesmith1268 3 года назад

      Acne

  • @bee_bch
    @bee_bch 6 лет назад +2859

    Just blocking out the haters with those watermelons and shapes

  • @cqanimations6969
    @cqanimations6969 3 года назад +74

    "when I showed this to my mom, she said her song was ruined..
    Google translate: I told her mother that she was a bad musician!!!
    Me: SHEEEEESH

  • @LSEO0815
    @LSEO0815 5 лет назад +312

    "I told her mother that she is a bad musician"
    I almost thought that Google translate is alive 😂

    • @hdee8654
      @hdee8654 5 лет назад +4

      L Seo I think it is now ;-;

    • @chrisparkes2179
      @chrisparkes2179 5 лет назад +1

      @@eggsoftboiled Diarrhoea is one of the most frequently misspelled words and I once heard a doctor explain how to remember it:
      Disaster
      Imminent,
      Alert!
      Run,
      Run
      Hard
      Or
      Else
      Accident.
      has there ever been a more appropriate mnemonic?

    • @chrisparkes2179
      @chrisparkes2179 4 года назад

      @John Melvin they should spell it this way just to have the fun of that mnemonic.

  • @89robinj
    @89robinj 4 года назад +520

    Me when I see a hater: “this video has been insulted. DESTRUCTION!”

    • @sydneehodges3718
      @sydneehodges3718 3 года назад +7

      I’m your 69th like 😏

    • @P0K1
      @P0K1 3 года назад +2

      same

    • @amandanorman8489
      @amandanorman8489 3 года назад +1

      Same lolllllllll

    • @SunartiNarti-yg4dk
      @SunartiNarti-yg4dk 3 года назад +7

      ThatVeganTeacher : harassing dream
      Me: this minecraft RUclipsr has been insulted DESTRUCTION!!

    • @manondianti2410
      @manondianti2410 3 года назад +2

      I am at this part when I read this lol

  • @teamkayser7968
    @teamkayser7968 5 лет назад +2952

    "When I showed this to my mom, her song was ruined."
    "I told her mother that she was a bad musician"
    *oOooOooOoh gEt rEkT*
    Edit: hi 9 year old me (i think) hi guys i am 11 now and thanks for 3k likes! wew thats my most liked comment so far :D

  • @eminokur6988
    @eminokur6988 3 года назад +107

    "Come"
    "Oh, God please no."
    "Cringe."

  • @GibbyCat
    @GibbyCat 6 лет назад +4744

    I like how Google ether turns the mean comments into compliments or sick burns to shoot back at them most the time. (By the way, that's a cute shirt you're wearing.)

  • @emmaturner7393
    @emmaturner7393 4 года назад +1254

    FYI, Jimmy Fallon started his series AFTER this channel was started.

    • @qwekstokneneng8293
      @qwekstokneneng8293 4 года назад +29

      Emma Turner True

    • @aidanthird
      @aidanthird 4 года назад +102

      oh so the haters are stupid small brains

    • @dracos0024
      @dracos0024 4 года назад +21

      @@aidanthird Or it was just a joke that went over everyone's head.

    • @rainbow_slayz
      @rainbow_slayz 4 года назад +9

      Yeah

    • @scarlett5595
      @scarlett5595 4 года назад +25

      Lol haters are so stupid

  • @RestlessHarp
    @RestlessHarp 6 лет назад +94

    "I hate these kind of videos," says someone who clicked on the video despite clearly seeing what kind of video it was going to be... sigh. I love what you did with these comments, Malinda! :)

    • @MinimiMax
      @MinimiMax 6 лет назад +11

      When I see comments like that, I just laugh at the irony because by clicking on the video they are giving it a view (and are commenting on it), making it more likely to be seen by a larger audience and if they're really dumb and don't even have adblock, also giving it ad revenue, therefor supporting what they hate.

  • @justlastrainbow
    @justlastrainbow 3 года назад +249

    "Why am I here?"
    "Why are you here?"
    Haters: Wait a minute...

  • @allysonsliker7250
    @allysonsliker7250 4 года назад +2194

    “I showed this to my mom, she said the song was ruined”
    Google: “I told her mom that she was a bad musician”
    Me: UNO REVERSE B`BAHAHAHAH

    • @moonlightcorner1511
      @moonlightcorner1511 4 года назад +14

      Amazing

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg 4 года назад +9

      @1000 Watts
      How?
      (Btw, I’m sorry for that rude comment, I guess I was just in a mood that day.)

    • @kiako2538
      @kiako2538 4 года назад +7

      @@NoName-ld7gg armyyyyyyyyyyyyy wait u were the person who said that hate comment?

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg 4 года назад +9

      @[Park Jimin]
      Yeah, I’m very sorry. Idk what got into me that day. I would never even consider saying something that rude.

    • @evelynbalasabas1278
      @evelynbalasabas1278 4 года назад +2

      Uno reverse card NOW ITS THE YOU THATS GETTING B`BAHAHAHAHAH!!

  • @CsubAzUrmedve
    @CsubAzUrmedve 6 лет назад +774

    You are not giving the haters the attention they want by not showing their names. Good job, *Malanda*
    *B O B B Y J O K E S*

    • @aliciaguajardo7423
      @aliciaguajardo7423 6 лет назад +47

      Bobby is not a believer
      Nor does he have faith
      *BOBBY CANNOT THINK,*
      *T O O M U C H T H I N K I N G*

    • @gimhwa9592
      @gimhwa9592 6 лет назад +4

      One in a Fandom taylor swift google translate is it?

    • @Sawdustinthemakeup
      @Sawdustinthemakeup 6 лет назад

      SuperCsubi - A Dühöngő Űrmedve so so true

    • @mbmd_nation
      @mbmd_nation 6 лет назад

      SuperCsubi - A Dühöngő Űrmedve poor bobby...

    • @dem0nicw0lffanficsmore72
      @dem0nicw0lffanficsmore72 6 лет назад

      It’s spelt Malinda

  • @t-hive6795
    @t-hive6795 4 года назад +430

    Hater: “Wow can’t believe you ripped off jimmy Fallons google translate series.”
    Malinda: *Existential crisis*

    • @sirk603
      @sirk603 4 года назад +53

      I’m pretty sure she started before that

    • @lopes1698
      @lopes1698 4 года назад +69

      @@sirk603 thats the point they ripped her off

    • @apriannemanlangit
      @apriannemanlangit 2 года назад

      Who is he anyway?

  • @KC_KrazyCat
    @KC_KrazyCat 3 года назад +103

    Malinda: Some things can't get translated away
    Me: *sobs* Why does google translate have to be so BRUTAL??? Ahhhhhhhh

  • @giovannimaraboli8117
    @giovannimaraboli8117 6 лет назад +207

    I think you’ve been using google translate so much that now it’s backing you up with clever burns and disses to hate comments! That’s basically google translate saying “hey. You and me, we’re cool.”

  • @usualunusualkid7149
    @usualunusualkid7149 5 лет назад +293

    Haters: (Making hate comments)
    Malinda: (Translating them and making a video out of this)
    Haters:
    *This is beyond science*
    *Surprised Pikachu face*

    • @latipahmowlani7795
      @latipahmowlani7795 5 лет назад +3

      How does malinda even support racists and sexists?

    • @asnekboi7232
      @asnekboi7232 5 лет назад +4

      Latipah Mowlani probably just somebutt liberal for not supporting their narrative

    • @ajtheaviator5008
      @ajtheaviator5008 5 лет назад

      Latipah Mowlani bad sex you have.

    • @randomlilith
      @randomlilith 5 лет назад

      *surprised patrick face*

  • @peppertherealmvp2542
    @peppertherealmvp2542 6 лет назад +212

    I don’t get why anyone or HOW anyone could hate this woman

    • @SaberViper
      @SaberViper 6 лет назад +26

      Probably because they're stupid, small minded, don't understand comedy and just hate the world in general. Or they hate that she's a woman, a lot of people on the internet hate women.

    • @tessbolick6605
      @tessbolick6605 6 лет назад +13

      Pepper The Real MVP I know, right? They probably just hate comedy.

    • @GummieI
      @GummieI 6 лет назад +9

      I don't get it either, but at least we get a lot of fun out of it with this kind of video xD

    • @peppertherealmvp2542
      @peppertherealmvp2542 6 лет назад +8

      True dat actually, thank you haters for making this amazing video happen xD “bad sex, you have?” XD

    • @Shyder
      @Shyder 6 лет назад +4

      Some people don't understand second degree or they are just jealous or both.

  • @henchyindig9029
    @henchyindig9029 3 года назад +70

    I love how when she wanted to sound threatening but it sounded like she was hitting on the haters😂

  • @leonineKelter
    @leonineKelter 4 года назад +438

    "I showed my mom and she said her song was ruined."
    *"I told her mom that she was a bad musician"*

    • @jaumecerda6752
      @jaumecerda6752 4 года назад +27

      Got fucking obliterated

    • @lirigeron5659
      @lirigeron5659 4 года назад +20

      He just got burnd from Google

    • @galaxydemonidk7931
      @galaxydemonidk7931 4 года назад +3

      Actually it was..
      Not translated:“When I showed this to my mom, she said that her song was ruined.”
      Translated: “I told her mother that she was a bad musician”

    • @conaccona
      @conaccona 4 года назад +5

      @@galaxydemonidk7931 who cares, it's still good

    • @leonineKelter
      @leonineKelter 4 года назад

      @@galaxydemonidk7931 oh well Id est quod Id est

  • @hojni5169
    @hojni5169 4 года назад +850

    "Acne"
    "Acne"
    The more words you have, the less accurate the translation is

    • @chickennugget1165
      @chickennugget1165 4 года назад +12

      Icey THANK YOU, O GOD

    • @rbanbv
      @rbanbv 4 года назад +19

      Google Translate says:
      "The more words you have, the more accurate your translation will be."

    • @chickennugget1165
      @chickennugget1165 4 года назад +7

      @_sweetxdreams_ imma translate that into French

    • @chickennugget1165
      @chickennugget1165 4 года назад +6

      @_sweetxdreams_ plus vous avez de mots, plus votre traduction est précise

    • @AntoineViallonDevelloper
      @AntoineViallonDevelloper 4 года назад +3

      @@chickennugget1165 I am French, and this translation is actually accurate.

  • @olegdobinda8354
    @olegdobinda8354 5 лет назад +3152

    *YOU DEVERVE A BIG THUMPS UP!*

  • @lanah.3027
    @lanah.3027 3 года назад +59

    I can just imagine roasting someone and saying: *DESTRUCTION*

  • @nightmare5022
    @nightmare5022 6 лет назад +159

    All the fans once you read those mean comments
    “This video has been insulted. DESTRUCTION.” XD
    This video has made my morning

  • @kidneykutter
    @kidneykutter 6 лет назад +167

    I like how some of the original comments already sound translated

    • @beck8186
      @beck8186 6 лет назад +3

      I know

    • @GummieI
      @GummieI 6 лет назад +1

      well it's is quite possible, that they are tbh ;)

    • @RaeWakefield
      @RaeWakefield 6 лет назад

      True

    • @rubengreis2080
      @rubengreis2080 6 лет назад

      Haha, spot on! XD

    • @awetistic5295
      @awetistic5295 6 лет назад +1

      Actually, this is one of those videos where the translated comments sounded way more intelligent, almost poetic.

  • @scoutmiller8200
    @scoutmiller8200 3 года назад +1916

    “Bobby jokes”
    My brain: Bobby is not a believer nor does he have faith

    • @dawnheart4884
      @dawnheart4884 3 года назад +51

      My brain: booby jokes.

    • @ashlapotumas
      @ashlapotumas 3 года назад +36

      *I get it! I understood that* reference.....

    • @starlight72733
      @starlight72733 3 года назад +80

      Bobby cannot think, too much thinking...

    • @starlight72733
      @starlight72733 3 года назад +26

      @@ashlapotumas I understood *THAT* reference!

    • @ashlapotumas
      @ashlapotumas 3 года назад +13

      @@starlight72733 hehehe

  • @milo_bilo5714
    @milo_bilo5714 3 года назад +46

    Comment: “why am I here”
    Milda: “why are you here”
    My mind: *AHHHHHHHHHHHH*

    • @penguin22penguin22
      @penguin22penguin22 3 года назад +3

      Malinda* or according to GT Malanda?

    • @milo_bilo5714
      @milo_bilo5714 3 года назад +1

      @@penguin22penguin22 thank you, and sorry 😅

  • @emm1757
    @emm1757 4 года назад +569

    i translated the title.....
    my results:
    GOOGLE translate bad words for me

    • @ckaire
      @ckaire 4 года назад +41

      i also did...

      Google said:Including my hate points

    • @JMLao15
      @JMLao15 4 года назад +2

      what did you translate it too?

    • @claudiaholguin6723
      @claudiaholguin6723 4 года назад +11

      i translated it too much and i got Google has translated my bad language

    • @felixettos
      @felixettos 4 года назад +3

      It's accurate

    • @sandn_jdbk
      @sandn_jdbk 4 года назад +18

      I translated it and it was
      Google has changed its mind
      Edit: I translated it again:
      Google translated my idea of hate.

  • @superabi5214
    @superabi5214 3 года назад +2095

    Hater: Acne
    Google Translate: Acne
    Me: Acne never goes awayyyyy.😭

  • @TheNoteblockLizard
    @TheNoteblockLizard 6 лет назад +939

    I can already tell from the title that this is going to be good :D
    Also, I don't remember the last time I laughed that much

    • @JohnSears
      @JohnSears 6 лет назад +13

      It's always interesting when you see someone you're subscribed to in someone else's comments

    • @arynnbeefox3014
      @arynnbeefox3014 6 лет назад +2

      same here. :3

    • @clemrecords2548
      @clemrecords2548 6 лет назад

      The Noteblock Lizard probably her last video

    • @barmenachemi9342
      @barmenachemi9342 6 лет назад

      The Noteblock Lizard same!!

    • @ayannaashutt3621
      @ayannaashutt3621 6 лет назад +1

      NO ONE LIKES HATERS!!!!!

  • @thenagito
    @thenagito Год назад +13

    "Why am I here?"
    "Why *are* you here?"
    *GOOGLE TRANSLATE BURN*

  • @Hi-ys4mc
    @Hi-ys4mc 5 лет назад +559

    "Can't trust Google"
    Hey at least they admitted you can't trust Google translate 😂

  • @lelap.1486
    @lelap.1486 6 лет назад +156

    Acne.......
    Acne.
    Some things can't be translated away...
    I died 😂😂😂😂

  • @firebirdlego855
    @firebirdlego855 5 лет назад +198

    "I showed this to my mom, and she said her song was ruined..."
    "Well I told her mother that SHE WAS A BAD MUSICIAN."
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

  • @Gamer433
    @Gamer433 3 года назад +50

    How can someone hate her? She is such a nice, funny and crazy person. I'm loving it.

  • @rai4141
    @rai4141 6 лет назад +877

    Actually, Malinda did the google translate songs before Jimmy did.
    Ha.

  • @Anonymous._M
    @Anonymous._M 4 года назад +562

    “Why am I here?”
    “Why are you here?
    Me: *is casually dying of laughter in the background*

    • @NerdyAngel1989
      @NerdyAngel1989 4 года назад +9

      Even Goggle translate doesn’t understand those people lmao

    • @meggamiauw4266
      @meggamiauw4266 4 года назад +3

      I litterally fell off a chair and am now lying on the ground of laughter

    • @marvelforevah1094
      @marvelforevah1094 4 года назад

      Me too, Iys in the routine ;)

    • @GhreeniieHaruu
      @GhreeniieHaruu 4 года назад +1

      Hi GachaGalaxyQurrn Laila Can we be friends???

    • @Anonymous._M
      @Anonymous._M 4 года назад

      Rozcher YT sure (:

  • @mrcookie6945
    @mrcookie6945 6 лет назад +236

    **GHASP** This video has been insulted! *DESTRUCTION*

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 5 лет назад +7

      The ProSkillzBoyz **GASP** THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN INSULTED! *DeStRuCtIoN!*

  • @clarascats1365
    @clarascats1365 3 года назад +39

    I love how near the start of the video Malinda is “threatening” the haters and the screen is all red then it just switches to happy intro music🤣

  • @johnoconnell3313
    @johnoconnell3313 5 лет назад +447

    "Now Google Translate,pick one word you wish to save from ridiculousness"
    Google Translate:"Acne! I choose you!"

    • @lizw4
      @lizw4 5 лет назад +5

      ROTFLMAO!!!! This was a great comment! :D

    • @high-techporo291
      @high-techporo291 5 лет назад +3

      diamonddog 19 underrated lol

    • @alexanderhamilton4626
      @alexanderhamilton4626 5 лет назад +4

      I translated acne through many layers and got dance

  • @ParhiaIncLLC
    @ParhiaIncLLC 4 года назад +369

    "Why am I here?"
    "Why r u here"
    Uno Reverse activated

    • @quintinsimper3020
      @quintinsimper3020 3 года назад +13

      @@pointlessvideos940 Uhh, they're called "using letters instead of words so that you don't have to write the whole thing." I actually use 'em all the time.

    • @myce4607
      @myce4607 3 года назад +2

      69 likes

    • @elechronic
      @elechronic 3 года назад +2

      @@pointlessvideos940
      *I
      *Am
      *So
      *Bored
      *That
      *I
      *Correct
      *Slang
      *For
      *No
      *Reason
      *Yes
      *I
      *Correct
      *Corrections
      *Because
      *I
      *Am
      *Also
      *Bored

    • @elechronic
      @elechronic 3 года назад +3

      @@pointlessvideos940 Okay. Look.
      Is it really wrong to subtly tell people that anyone can type the way they want?

    • @nomorejellybeanflower6659
      @nomorejellybeanflower6659 3 года назад +1

      yessssssss

  • @kaffii
    @kaffii 5 лет назад +151

    Dab on the haters? Nah.
    *_Google translate the haters._*

  • @NotMarkaroniXD
    @NotMarkaroniXD 3 года назад +73

    p e r S o n : why am I here
    Google trans : why are YOU here
    Me: OHHHHHHHH

  • @awesomesqush.
    @awesomesqush. 5 лет назад +889

    Lol I tried this I translated “you’re weak” into 10 different languages and I got..... “yes”
    Edit: 200 likes?!? THANK YOU

    • @hydrashade1851
      @hydrashade1851 4 года назад +4

      Lols

    • @seagull8291
      @seagull8291 4 года назад +3

      You’re weak XDDDDDD

    • @07charley
      @07charley 4 года назад +2

      Awesome Sqush 200th like

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 года назад +4

      Google admits it neglects to lift. That's courage.

    • @bun5873
      @bun5873 4 года назад +4

      Yes you're weak
      Roasted by Google Translate :(

  • @thekraftykidz1417
    @thekraftykidz1417 4 года назад +738

    Anyone else think that the translated version is like her being a wise philosopher quoting random things?? 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @saskia4219
      @saskia4219 3 года назад +43

      I couldn't resist and translated your comment:
      "Who wouldn’t think that translation could lead to better marketing ideas?"

    • @thekraftykidz1417
      @thekraftykidz1417 3 года назад +8

      @@saskia4219 😂😂😂

    • @fiveelevenevan
      @fiveelevenevan 3 года назад +9

      BOBBY JOKES!
      Yes, very wise indeed.

    • @ocketspay936
      @ocketspay936 3 года назад +6

      You mean.... Any other ideas to change your philosophy to do all this? That was tthe google translate version

    • @thekraftykidz1417
      @thekraftykidz1417 3 года назад +3

      @@ocketspay936 😂😂

  • @derpyamu6453
    @derpyamu6453 6 лет назад +471

    DON'T dab on the haters.
    DO translate on the haters.

  • @efalter21
    @efalter21 3 года назад +36

    Even the hate comment videos are extraordinarily wholesome.

  • @cr3at0rhuhh
    @cr3at0rhuhh 4 года назад +3304

    Not translated:“When I showed this to my mom, she said that her song was ruined.”
    Translated:“I told her mother that she was a bad musician”
    *Roasted by google translate*

    • @lxn6319
      @lxn6319 4 года назад +42

      OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

    • @awesomeperson3050
      @awesomeperson3050 4 года назад +49

      WHen you insult someone but Dissing computers have been invented

    • @djalena787
      @djalena787 4 года назад +20

      OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @hopesy12u4
      @hopesy12u4 4 года назад +26

      She has an unfair advantage. Her and Google Translate go way back.

    • @banana9685
      @banana9685 4 года назад +7

      OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 6 лет назад +188

    The best part of making a movie in the winter is that you can wear trash which also apparently entices rabbits into having sex even more than they usually do, however, on the thumps down side, big trees will not fit into seeds despite the sweetness of cautious items.

  • @linor4cha883
    @linor4cha883 4 года назад +495

    I really like the fact that she talks the way the "hater" would, and that she spared them from any more embarrassment by not mentioning their names.

    • @idontknowjustdawn2008
      @idontknowjustdawn2008 4 года назад +40

      I uhm... I couldn't resist but translate this... :
      I love your faithful word, and in his name we save our lives.
      I gotta say.., I kinda like it ^^

    • @CraftyAlli
      @CraftyAlli 4 года назад +8

      @@idontknowjustdawn2008 lmfao

    • @azmo2456
      @azmo2456 3 года назад +5

      Lol your profile pic yoongi

    • @linor4cha883
      @linor4cha883 3 года назад +5

      @@idontknowjustdawn2008 lmfao

  • @thomasderosso5625
    @thomasderosso5625 3 года назад +19

    The sheer malice and false accusations from some of those haters is staggering for a channel so innocuous. Good on you for letting them roll off your back and turning them into more content!

  • @im_a_dinosaur7399
    @im_a_dinosaur7399 4 года назад +144

    Hater.- **Being mean**
    Google Translate.- *Silence Mortal*

  • @trinitypossehn
    @trinitypossehn 5 лет назад +835

    When she says the Jimmy Fallon thing. I was just like......she did it first.

    • @mizu_yt
      @mizu_yt 5 лет назад +16

      Same, thanks to roomie

    • @AnActualBrickOfLizards
      @AnActualBrickOfLizards 4 года назад +9

      Trinity Possehn I know right?

    • @johndawn6951
      @johndawn6951 4 года назад +42

      Not the first thing Jimmy stole and claimed his own.

    • @Alyse_bell
      @Alyse_bell 4 года назад +31

      Yep half the comments under those Videos of him doing it are ‘you stole this from Malinda’

    • @CaptHollister
      @CaptHollister 4 года назад +6

      But actually the CBC up here in Canada, aka America's hat, was doing a similar thing 10 years ago. Instead of lyrics, they would put song titles through GT and you had to guess the song from the resulting word salad.

  • @carinag4635
    @carinag4635 6 лет назад +279

    “Thumps up” 😂 how could anyone hate you?

  • @doobsk
    @doobsk 3 года назад +3

    1:22
    LEGIT THO. Every time I see hate my only question is: *"if you hate it so much then why are you here?"*

  • @lanceleynes5862
    @lanceleynes5862 5 лет назад +701

    "Wow, cant believe you ripped off Jimmy Fallon's Google Translate Songs series."
    *breathes heavily
    I died laughing. 😂😂😂

    • @akittenplays4104
      @akittenplays4104 5 лет назад +115

      People really don't do their research. SHE DID IT FIRST! They ripped _her_ off

    • @solitarymaninblack
      @solitarymaninblack 5 лет назад +18

      I was watching Fallon videos when someone in the comments mentioned Malinda.

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 5 лет назад +1

      That's like the time AOK ripped off Pauls Vids

    • @random_child6853
      @random_child6853 5 лет назад +3

      XD. I was reading this as that exact part was playing. What are the chances!

    • @cyprel
      @cyprel 5 лет назад +4

      To be fair.. I feel pretty sure that the OP of that comment was being sarcastic.

  • @heartyvlogs6233
    @heartyvlogs6233 5 лет назад +616

    I translated "I am crazy as heck" into 15 languages, and back to English.......
    It said "I want something"

    • @dkstudios4805
      @dkstudios4805 5 лет назад +21

      i think that google thinks you want attention

    • @galaxygirl381
      @galaxygirl381 5 лет назад +20

      Josie Harper positive thoughts only 😂😂

    • @beanisdetermined9337
      @beanisdetermined9337 5 лет назад +6

      왕성한 블로그HeartyVlogs I’M GONNA SHOW YOU CRAZY (sorry I’m weird but this comment made me think of that song)

    • @existing1538
      @existing1538 5 лет назад +8

      Google translate is on to something...

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 5 лет назад +6

      @Riva S to be fair, raw wheat does not sound very appetizing

  • @katinthegetto2916
    @katinthegetto2916 6 лет назад +417

    Haters:I Showed this to my mom and she said her song was ruined
    Malinda:Google Translate,Back me up
    Translate:I told her mother that she was a BAD MUSICIAN

  • @CheckerDuck
    @CheckerDuck 3 года назад +16

    "just to rub it in to the haters a little more, this video is sponsored" Love it 😆