COME HANG WITH ME 1-ON-1!! It's going to be so special, and I can't wait to meet you :D www.malindavip.com/ Also if you are missing me these days, this is where I am: ruclips.net/user/missmalindakathleen
In which Google Translate has two modes: 1. Overwhelming election-related existential dread 2. Choosing to focus on sex, dragons, spiders who are also spies, religious concepts taken out of context, and alcoholism ... which sounds like a summary of Game of Thrones, honestly.
According to me it is right. If we choose covid and wanna have it, then exploring the country traveling here and there talking with different ppl will give us it. Love you malinda 5000
One Google Translate: "Everything is perfect!" The other Google Translate: "Voting is a disease competition." The third Google Translate: "Use a DARK spider as a SPY!!!" The fourth Google Translate: "Find two was to pray in bed." 😏😏😏
This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? ruclips.net/video/PRQP-UPy6cQ/видео.html that would be greatly appreciated!
2020 is the opposite of the boy who cried wolf. So many crazy things are happening the UN could announce the discovery of a xenomorph hive and we would just say “ So, that happened.”
This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? ruclips.net/video/PRQP-UPy6cQ/видео.html that would be greatly appreciated!
4:52 Google Translate Malinda - "It comes naturally to vote on November 3rd, the official day of weeding. Malinda - "Actually, yeah!!" Google Translate - "Right?!" The first time Malinda has agreed with Google Translate
@@BigRockyGaming . How come you guys don't let us have around happy moments we are just little things here in Las Vegas is just saying oh my God you're you're just dating thoughts and it's absolutely terrifying because we can't believe that we are going to English translation and totally do not believe this is weird to Chicago listen to me I am a citizen of African girl we can't just
This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? ruclips.net/video/PRQP-UPy6cQ/видео.html that would be greatly appreciated!
This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? ruclips.net/video/PRQP-UPy6cQ/видео.html that would be greatly appreciated!
Idk why, but the *Tudja Meg* provides information on *Font Menile* in *Zeroth, AJocket* on *Telefivasocate, AZKet ALC uhenlavjavskenvika.* Part just cracks me up every time-
“The minister of foreign affairs must comply with the rules and regulations of the minister of foreign affairs of this bill, thus insuring the appropriateness... of the minister of foreign affairs.” Me trying to finish the word count for my english paper
“The minister of foreign affairs must comply with the rules and regulations of the minister of foreign affairs of this bill, thus insuring the appropriateness.... of the minister of foreign affairs”. Me trying to write a five page essay when I only have two pages done Wow 279 likes in one hour!! Thanks 😊
You should make a video titled: “If Google Translate was your therapist.” It’s pretty self-explanatory.. Edit: Holy flip this many likes- *thank you so much this is the most likes I’ve ever received*
Can we just appreciate how well-timed the two Malinda's are, and how natural the interactions between confident Translator Malinda and skeptical reality Malinda seem?
I even thought for a second that the GT Malinda was going to pass the bag to the normal Malinda, but then I realized that in reality they're in different moments of time so it couldn't be possible
GT: "Sorry Daddy, I've been a bad girl..." Priest: "GOOGLE TRANSLATE WE'VE ALREADY BEEN OVER THIS, IT'S 'FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED', GODDAMMIT!"
I swear this isn’t actually Google Translate, Malinda’s just unleashed her mildly-schizophrenic twin for the occasion. Everything Google says just sounds like something someone with word salad issues responding to the original statement would say, it’s just so perfect.
I made a theory that GT is Malinda's identical twin. And she is a language genius, but has an odd condition where everything she wants to say gets translated in her brain, several times. And when she says it, it usually turns into a complete nonsense, because her brain doesn't translate it correctly if done several times. It's a very rare condition, so rare that GT is the only person in the world with it
"Voting is now a disease competition" Good job Google, and particularly relevant today. Here in Italy we're voting for a constitutional change and in some places for their local elections. Already seems a polling station had to be closed because some idiot on duty there was found positive to Covid, so there's little left to say. (I won't go this time, too risky)
@Loregamer 2076 Molti più di quanti pensi! P.S. Per quanto riguardava il voto, non so nelle altre zone, ma qua in toscana siamo stati piazzati in sorveglianza presso i punti di voto con tanto di termometri laser e tamponi giorni prima del servizio! Quindi è sicuro, e votare è un diritto, ma anche un dovere!
2:45 “Voting is now a disease competition” Truth 4:25 “The second choice, is the first choice” Also true 5:50 “You see the bag.... *quietly* don’t you see the bag.. do you se-” “YES! I SEE THE BAG!” 6:23 “Tudja Meg provides information on Font Menile in Zeroth, AJocket on Telefivasocate AZKet ACL Uhonlapjanteszika” Yes that is all English. “You do not know” That makes sense
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@@japanpanda2179 1. Biden definitely isn't a saviour of anyone. Or any of the Democrats. 2. I think Trump played his supporters. He stopped giving money to WHO, but he gave money to one of Gates foundation, that foundation is one of the major donors to WHO.
Sarah Randall it’s kinda crazy how in only three words, you’ve already told me that you support trump, say blue lives matter, probably fly the confederate flag, are homophobic, racist, sexist, are “pro-life” but don’t support free healthcare , are going to call me a snowflake for wanting minorities to have the right to live in a “free country” and are not going to listen to any facts, logic, common sense, or anything rational at all. You can call me a libtard, I take no offense to that, but if you keep going with this and attempt to argue with any observation I have made, things are gonna get heated in this comment thread
It all depends, the second choice can only be the first choice if this first choice was the second choice first and the true first choice drops out of first, thus becoming second.
@@shadowboltprince4464 o-o" I'm now more confused then when I didn't listen to the teacher for two seconds in online class and Idk what the heck everyone is doing now-
Cute Lamapaca to break it down. And explain in terms of a race There are at least 2 choices. (A and B) 1) If this first choice was the second choice first If B wants to go from 2nd to 1st it must be 2nd before it is 1st right? 2)and the true first choice drops out of first, this becoming second Since B is in second A must be in first. So if B wants to be in first, B must overtake first and A must drop down to second. Let me know if you have any other questions
Cute Lamapaca no but I appreciate the compliment. I am actually a college student going into engineering. Edit: I did tutor for a short amount of time but that’s about it
“The Minister of Foreign Affairs must comply with the rules and regulations of the Minister of Foreign Affairs of this bill, thus ensuring the appropriateness of the Minister of Foreign Affairs.” So basically, the Minister of Foreign Affairs gets to do whatever he wants, which makes him appropriate for the job. Makes sense. On a side note, why would the Minister of Foreign Affairs be needed to handle a domestic election? _Edit:_ Whoa, I wasn't expecting that many likes!! Thank you!
Read your previous line. "the Minister of Foreign Affairs get to do whatever he wants". It would seem that would include election interference. Whoever established the Ministry of Foreign Affairs really is a Minister of Mismanagement.
(Because the Secretary of State is the US version of a Minister of Foreign Affairs, and States also have Secretaries of State even though they do not have foreign affaris of any kind)
1:49 The “40 states and *DC* have online voter registration” part got recognised as Roman numerals so it came out as: “40 countries have over *600* voting rights.” DC = 600 in Roman numerals.
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:0000
i wish i could come but unfortunately i’m broke :(
It’s voting season 😂
Hii
damn i would go :(
@lugga 34 hi
"If you choose COVID, please explore the country." Why is this so true...
Google has never been right before
Sturgis motorcycle rally attendees?
@@keyelee4339 Surprisingly, it has been right a good number of times. Its just more often wrong.
What I think it means: “IF YOU GET COVID PLEASE SPREAD THE VIRUS”
@@KKUNIQUE. Im pretty sure youre right
“everything is perfect!”..... this is 2020, try again google translate
Google Translate is just trying hard to cope like the rest of us lmao
Lol
think Google Translate is in denial
Yes
@@arealisticbeautystandard8920 Google Translate is either in denial or it's possessed by XANA. I can't tell either way.
"If you choose covid please explore the country"
Well that explain a lot
I feel like nobody is adressing that so thank you😂😂
Sounds like a perfect sarcasm for me to use for my ignorant friend 😂
LMAO
Yea lets spread covid
@@Tofublob YEAH!!! *begins to cough on other people's faces*
"fear the paper. Jail the paper"
-google translate
september 18, 2020
It sounds like a UK PSA
*Be aware
@@hwgoblin Beware of*
anything but the paper
NOT THE PAPER! OH NO THE PAPER'S FREE!
I like how she treats the google version as if she’s babysitting a really drunk friend who’s just speaking nonsense.
Omg yeah 😂
Very true!
Remember that part of the video where google mentioned something about being tipsy? So you’re right
Very accurate! Also, @@Fluffio347 ... yOUR PROFILE PICTURE- MY PROFILE PICTURE- YES- SOLANGELO-
For real XD
Google translate is like a child who hears words and thinks she knows what they mean, and gets to talk like an adult
Google Translate is my Little Cousin and Little Sibling
I always thought Google Translate was the same person as Miranda until a few videos ago
but im a kid
no damn.
@@olihelilwho is Miranda
"The second choice is the first choice"
"No?"
It's official. Google translate is bad at math.
It just means you have no real choice
Google Translate is a horseshoe centrist.
It's spelt maths
The plan B is the original plan A. We already know.
Second choice is the first choice.
Me: how I feel when voting on initiatives and referendums
“He had a bone in October.... dragon” I like how calm google translate is
I'd vote for a dragon
In which Google Translate has two modes:
1. Overwhelming election-related existential dread
2. Choosing to focus on sex, dragons, spiders who are also spies, religious concepts taken out of context, and alcoholism ... which sounds like a summary of Game of Thrones, honestly.
At least GT wasn’t hungry this time (I think) 😅
Lol, Did you watch the game if throans summary through Google translate video? It was really funny
Still waiting for Dany to take over Westeros with three chickens.
Frack! Now I'm stuck with this mental image of Trump riding a dragon and looking like he does when he gets to sit in the cab of an 18-wheeler.
Google drinks, and it knows things.
Translator Fails is funny in three ways:
1) When it makes no sense
2) When it makes TOO MUCH sense
3) Just by existing
You got it spot-on
4). When you get those random, really depressing lines either about Google’s loneliness, sadness, or death
^ or the other times when I’ve tried it, and it turns into some secret war plan or demonic entities visiting
Or when it says something just a bit too suspicious
"If you choose Covid, please explore the country"
That's literally the exact opposite of what you should be advising, Google. Go home, you're drunk.
Unless it's part of a scheme to influence the election by making people in the other party's neighborhoods too sick to go vote.
According to me it is right. If we choose covid and wanna have it, then exploring the country traveling here and there talking with different ppl will give us it. Love you malinda 5000
Her time tipsy
Well, if we’ve seen anything in previous videos, Google Translate loves wine.
Google translate: "Voting is now a disease competition."
Me: *Spits coke all over phone but still continues to laugh.*
This line had me ROLLING!!!
It’s pretty accurate lmao
One Google Translate: "Everything is perfect!"
The other Google Translate: "Voting is a disease competition."
The third Google Translate: "Use a DARK spider as a SPY!!!"
The fourth Google Translate: "Find two was to pray in bed." 😏😏😏
500th like ahhh feels good
No the dark spider can before the voting is a disease one
Yes I can relate to "Voting is a disease competition"!
This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? ruclips.net/video/PRQP-UPy6cQ/видео.html that would be greatly appreciated!
Were you trying to make a point? Express an idea? Or just show us that you can type quotes from the video?
Anyone else wanting “Voting is now a disease competition!” as a shirt
There is not enough YES for this comment stream
Derek walbert I know I do.
Yes.OwO
Yes
yes
"If you choose COVID, please explore the country"
This is how it began, ladies and gentlemen
Lol, so true! 😂😂😂😂😂
Top 10 Times GT Actually Knew What Was Happening
They need to watch the "country roads" video.
Oh noooo lol
"Hello everyone"
"Everything is perfect"
The Good Place
i love that show your so right
Considering how this year is going, a dragon attack in October would not surprise me in the least.
Honestly, it would be something of a highlight at this point as far as I'm concerned.
2020 is the opposite of the boy who cried wolf. So many crazy things are happening the UN could announce the discovery of a xenomorph hive and we would just say “ So, that happened.”
Nope, me neither
This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? ruclips.net/video/PRQP-UPy6cQ/видео.html that would be greatly appreciated!
I'm just surprised it hasn't happened ALREADY
"He already had a bone in October."
"Consider two ways to pray in bed."
No Google Translate. I'm not attracted to you
How to fail your entrance to No Nut November
BAHAHAHA
HSHDHS PLEASE
XD LOL
@ no simp November :>
"Voting is now a disease competition"
This is somehow a mood.
Its the mood of 2020
@BlueThunder and Frank Challenges and parody’s yes
LMFAO
420th like
politics have always been a disease competition so yeah
4:52
Google Translate Malinda - "It comes naturally to vote on November 3rd, the official day of weeding.
Malinda - "Actually, yeah!!"
Google Translate - "Right?!"
The first time Malinda has agreed with Google Translate
Fun fact
The official day of weeding is in April. Look it up.
@@BigRockyGaming . How come you guys don't let us have around happy moments we are just little things here in Las Vegas is just saying oh my God you're you're just dating thoughts and it's absolutely terrifying because we can't believe that we are going to English translation and totally do not believe this is weird to Chicago listen to me I am a citizen of African girl we can't just
@@IThinkThereforeIAint
A) huh?
B) I actually thought that was a fun fact
@@BigRockyGamingit was probably something google translated?
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
A) I actually managed to forget about this.
B) yeah looking at it now it prolly is.
“An unusual general election in 2020”
Well she’s not wrong...
Edit: thx for all the likes
Squeaky&Skittles this comment now has the same number of likes as the one above it
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@Shayan Sahil no 💛
@@stealingyoureverything7947 sure?
Latte • Cat yes
Google Translate: "40 countries have 600 voting rights. Not for long."
Malinda: *yikes*
Google Translate, what are you plotting?
If the dems win there won't be any rights!
*_Y i k e s f o r e v e r_*
Miraculous LB *_F A N C Y_*
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“We cannot get a bed.”
*Cue Falsettos*
WhO sToLe ThE bEd?
YES
ThE bEd Is MiNe
No u **shows uno reverse card**
You shant buy a bikini, so saaad
Replace Bed with family. Then replace bed with US.
Idk why, but the *Tudja Meg* provides information on *Font Menile* in *Zeroth, AJocket* on *Telefivasocate, AZKet ALC uhenlavjavskenvika.*
Part just cracks me up every time-
*you do not know.*
6:20 Blue-shirt Malinda's horrified reaction is what got me! 🤣
GT: You see the bag
Malinda: *keeps talking*
GT: See. Bag
Malinda: YES I SEE THE BAG!
lol that my favorite part
It moved too far! *SHE CLONED HERSELF!*
5:50
I read the right at the part!
Christine McFadden .
At least 70% of what Google Translate is saying is accurate.
This is surprisingly true.
Yes this smart person is made out of smart person(thats you)
87% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Voting is now a disease competition IM DYING
Yes, especially Tudja Meg provides information on Font Menile in Zeroth, AJocket on Telefivasocate, AZKet ACL Uhonlapjanteszika.
“The minister of foreign affairs must comply with the rules and regulations
of the minister of foreign affairs of this bill, thus insuring
the appropriateness... of the minister of foreign affairs.”
Me trying to finish the word count for my english paper
It actually almost sounds official lol
The minister of mismanagement
Best line
“Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?”
ikr
“All you know... is that you are in a situation... it will last a long time.”
COVID quarantine in a nutshell
“The minister of foreign affairs must comply with the rules and regulations of the minister of foreign affairs of this bill, thus insuring the appropriateness.... of the minister of foreign affairs”.
Me trying to write a five page essay when I only have two pages done
Wow 279 likes in one hour!! Thanks 😊
I feel attacked
I feel called out
Loved this translation.
This is me trying to reach the word count limit 😂
That’s rough buddy
“All you know is that you are in a situation. It will last a long time.”
I mean, you’re not wrong-
I hope Covid will end soon! I'm tired of masks and social distancing!
@@JustinDaniels AMEN!
@@JustinDaniels Amen bro..we are all in the same boat, but we'll get through this
I feel like I'm playing a 1980s text adventure now.
“Everything is perfect” already complete wrong
ㅇㅅㅇ
The USA is a dumpster fire rn change my mind
Girl clearly didn't see LEGO movie. It's "Everything is Awesome" 😁
Right, Definitely everything's fine, the fact I was temporarily evacuated is just wonderful, (nobody panic i'm fine now)
Asian Muffin I completely agree with you
"The best way to do this is with a real dark spider as a spy"
"I HAVE A TICKET"
Google is revealing their secrets... And she have a ticket
You know 2020 is wild when Google translate is accurate like every other sentence.
TRUTH!
I twas thinking the same thing 😂.
Yes
“Voting is now a disease competition” Anti-vaxx say this is true!
"Tudja Meg provides information on Font Menile in Zeroth, AJocket on Telefivasocate, AZKet ACL Uhonlapjanteszika."
“Everything is perfect” there is no war in ba sing sei
Here we are safe. Here we are free
Yay avatar is EVERYWHERE
Perfect.
@Real Guy nice
Wow
“The official day of weeding.”
“Actually- yeah.”
“Right?”
severely underrated
I thought it ment the drug at first XD
Same..
@@Addibaddii same lol
"Special Day for Weeds".
"Yeah yeah."
"Take it right?"
6:23 I LAUGHED SO HARD IN THIS PART
Lol, yeah. Me2.
Google translate forgot how to translate
@@BuilderB08 google
"you do not know" nope. I absolutely do not know
Once again ... a victim of the dreaded laughter caused by your channel. XD
Me to
Her channel is one of the few channels that can actually make me laugh
Cesar salad is poisonous and tasty
@@tristan.l.p703 and addicting too, but also hilarious obviously
It's you noteblock lizard I'm subscribed
Sooooo truuuuueeee thoooo!
Google translate is just being brutally honest.
ahh yes the brutally honest "everything is perfect"
@@marshroverv5632 ...ly dying
Yw
I almost died when I saw this video, I literally choked on sour patch kids
“All you know is you are in a situation. And it will last a long time.”
2020 explained
T r u e
*Y* *e* *s*
The sounds of sounds
Ah yes
The floor is made out of floor
@@Xipsep Yes
The floor is made out of floot thats made of floor of floor floor
1:24 This is actually a good back-and-forth conversation between Malinda and Translate; Translate basically finishes Malinda's sentence.
*"All you know, is that you are in a situation; It will last a long time."*
Basically sums up 2020.
It could not be more right lol
sums up the whole pandemic
"In case of sadness, request a new book"
Google Translate gets it.
Of course!
Definitely
I’d like to order “The Dangerous Gift” by Tui T Sutherland please
Me: *Gets A Light In The Mist*
Me after reading the book: I think I'm even more depressed now than I was before..
Me: Reads something by Gilberto Valle
“Post a comment”
*the only google translate advice i will take*
Yup
Maybe.
sometimes
"The second choice is the first choice" -Google Translate 2020
“40 countries have 600 voting rights
NOT FOR LONG” *smiles intensely*
Google translate is confirmed to support dictatorships and the overthrow of democracies O_O
O-o
That part was the only part that got me crying laughing
Now 41 countries have 600 voting rights.
I live in Australia and we only have 599 voting rights, 1 more voting right and then 41 countries have 600 voting rights. Zimbabwe is close behind us
You should make a video titled:
“If Google Translate was your therapist.”
It’s pretty self-explanatory..
Edit: Holy flip this many likes-
*thank you so much this is the most likes I’ve ever received*
PEOPLE NEED TO LIKE THIS SO SHE SEES IT!!!
AerialAnnabella I hope she does!
great idea!
VeryCheesey Thank you!
@@hannahgracieeeeee ofc :) it really is a great idea
My mom: “You need to eat your veggies!”
6-year-old me: “No”
My mom: “The second measure is bananas.”
that sound like the step dad counter measure
I was reading this as she said that
😂
Hello
The second choice is the first choice
“All you know is that you are in a situation, it will last a long time”
Me: never heard truer words 👁👄👁
"40 countries have 600 voting rights."
"Not for long!"
She a little confused, but she got the spirit.
not for long
Can we just appreciate how well-timed the two Malinda's are, and how natural the interactions between confident Translator Malinda and skeptical reality Malinda seem?
I even thought for a second that the GT Malinda was going to pass the bag to the normal Malinda, but then I realized that in reality they're in different moments of time so it couldn't be possible
it amazes me like how does she do that
First ever watch of this and it’s GENIUS!!!!
Everyone's talking about "voting is now a disease competition" but no one is talking about "he is also the minister of mismanagement"
Because it’s true
He is master of mismanagement OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BURNNNNNNNN
@@hinnmanfamily ikr
@@rolo0o dat. boi got roasted
@@hinnmanfamily lol yas
Hey Malinda! I’d just like to thank you for the captions as my sister went deaf a few years ago and she really enjoys your videos. :)
"Consider two ways to pray in bed"
Google... we need to talk. Like, now.
GT: "Sorry Daddy, I've been a bad girl..."
Priest: "GOOGLE TRANSLATE WE'VE ALREADY BEEN OVER THIS, IT'S 'FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED', GODDAMMIT!"
At least it’s giving ideas of doing something pointless into something useful :b
@@d.tsukuyomi1869 I love this comment so much😂
What’s the first option?
Left: Normal person presenting
Right: Drunk person *trying* to explain something
So the sensible person is on the Left...
And the idiot is on the Right?
...
Seems dead-on to me.
Andrew Priest yup 😂
In this it’s accurate, but most of the time it’s the other way around.
Politics in a nutshell.
Certainly true with Trump.
Google Translate: Everything is perfect!
Malinda: not really, no...
222th like lol
222nd*
Toddlers: “you see the bag”
Mom doing work: Nice sweetie
Toddlers: “Y-you see the bag”
Mom: “Yes I see the bag!”
Google Translate: 'Be aware of the paper. Jail the paper.'
Us students: 'Aye aye, Captain!'
I'll make a paper jail for the paper ^-^
@@Lorinissa- it's like making a prison cell out of human flesh-
And this is why I dont show my work XD
r/cursedcoments
Oh my goodness
"Post a comment!"
Ok google translate. Here it is.
OMG I GOT OVER 3 LIKES!!!!!
Yay
I swear this isn’t actually Google Translate, Malinda’s just unleashed her mildly-schizophrenic twin for the occasion. Everything Google says just sounds like something someone with word salad issues responding to the original statement would say, it’s just so perfect.
I'm pretty sure that's it.
Where does she keep her twin when she isn't on camera?
I made a theory that GT is Malinda's identical twin. And she is a language genius, but has an odd condition where everything she wants to say gets translated in her brain, several times. And when she says it, it usually turns into a complete nonsense, because her brain doesn't translate it correctly if done several times. It's a very rare condition, so rare that GT is the only person in the world with it
5:07 I don’t understand why that’s translated in a flirty way, but I can’t stop laughing. 😂
"A few key things to note."
"But he didn't know the key."
Gosh, this is more tragic than Romeo and Juliet.
Sounds like a song lyric.... WAIT I WANT THAT IN A SONG NOW!
This sounds like Trump is giving a speech and someone is narrating.
Trump: "A few key things to note-"
Narrator: "But he didn't know the key."
@Chai Hill and about as confusing as Shakespearean english XD
This is probably my favorite part of the video
"Voting is now a disease competition"
Good job Google, and particularly relevant today. Here in Italy we're voting for a constitutional change and in some places for their local elections. Already seems a polling station had to be closed because some idiot on duty there was found positive to Covid, so there's little left to say.
(I won't go this time, too risky)
@Loregamer 2076 Molti più di quanti pensi!
P.S. Per quanto riguardava il voto, non so nelle altre zone, ma qua in toscana siamo stati piazzati in sorveglianza presso i punti di voto con tanto di termometri laser e tamponi giorni prima del servizio! Quindi è sicuro, e votare è un diritto, ma anche un dovere!
“Be aware of the paper”
*”JAIL THE PAPER”* best lines ever
yass
Me in August 2023: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE VIRTUAL MEET N GREET
“If you choose COVID, please explore the country.” No please DON’T. Don’t listen to Google Translate!
I sorta saw this as a sarcastic "well, if you WANT to get sick, then fine, be stupid and go out, but don't blame anyone else"
You can explore by looking at pictures of different areas
Not surprisingly, Google is also the minister of mismanagement.
At least Google translate is positive during these times...
No! Google Translate tested positive?
j a i l t h e p a p e r.
"If you choose COVID,please explore the country."
Is that positive?
"40 countries have 600 voting rights. Not for long!"
NOOOOO
“Voting is now a disease competition”
Covid-19: yes
Me who’s under 18 and Canadian watching how to vote in the US election in January: *interesting*
Same!
Except its march 2023
@@mazzy_ivyhi same but in us
I’m in India, watching in April 2023
I'm indo and watching in may 2023.
Me who is a 14 year old russian watching it in 2024:
Be aware of the paper.
Jail the paper.
Fear the paper.
Run from the paper.
Hide from the paper.
You can't escape the paper.
You are the paper.
@@sonicvenom8292 this should be a song.
Jail the paper is just exaggeration for keep it in a safe place .
2:45 “Voting is now a disease competition”
Truth
4:25 “The second choice, is the first choice”
Also true
5:50 “You see the bag.... *quietly* don’t you see the bag.. do you se-”
“YES! I SEE THE BAG!”
6:23 “Tudja Meg provides information on Font Menile in Zeroth, AJocket on Telefivasocate AZKet ACL Uhonlapjanteszika”
Yes that is all English.
“You do not know”
That makes sense
I don't get it, if the second choice is the first choice, who's the first choice?
Japan Panda The first choice is the first, and second choice. I don’t really know
This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? ruclips.net/video/PRQP-UPy6cQ/видео.html that would be greatly appreciated!
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Google: *hey look dragon*
All of us:
"2020, amiright"! :P:
@@nurse425 "2020, amiright"! :P:
me
me completely
If there was a dragon in 2020 I guarantee absolutely no one will be surprised
@@theunreadyone honestly I would consider it a highlight
That “hello” at the start is so goofy that its pretty cute 😂
"Voting is now a disease competition."
"The United States is in danger for this election."
Disturbingly accurate on both counts.
Atleast Moses will reduce those problems and secure the election. No matter how many countries there are
@@PrinceaIIy Only if Christians stop thinking Trump is their savior.
“All you know is that you are in a situation. It will last a long time.”
Japan Panda I’m Christian and I don’t like Trump sooo not all Christians are trump supporters
@@japanpanda2179 1. Biden definitely isn't a saviour of anyone. Or any of the Democrats.
2. I think Trump played his supporters. He stopped giving money to WHO, but he gave money to one of Gates foundation, that foundation is one of the major donors to WHO.
“40 countries have 600 voting rights.. not for long”
Me: sounds about right
I didn't like that threat! First the U.S, then the Wordl! 🤨
I mean..... if trump gets re-elected, google translate will have gotten something right
Let's hope it doesn't come to that...
@@pengweng3795 Ok, libtard.
Sarah Randall it’s kinda crazy how in only three words, you’ve already told me that you support trump, say blue lives matter, probably fly the confederate flag, are homophobic, racist, sexist, are “pro-life” but don’t support free healthcare , are going to call me a snowflake for wanting minorities to have the right to live in a “free country” and are not going to listen to any facts, logic, common sense, or anything rational at all. You can call me a libtard, I take no offense to that, but if you keep going with this and attempt to argue with any observation I have made, things are gonna get heated in this comment thread
“Be aware of the paper. Jail the paper.”
Is google translate trying to start an anti-paper movement?
Edit: Woah, that’s a ton of likes
Think so
Well, to be fair, a tree had to die for that paper to be made 😂
@@pHD77 true and Google Translate is electronic...
@@christianfillysecretagents4477 you're implying that Google Translate is biased? 😉
Ban paper made from trees use hemp paper instead
Can we just appreciate how good the editing is
Google Translate: "The second choice is the first choice"
Malinda: No-
Me: yes-
It all depends, the second choice can only be the first choice if this first choice was the second choice first and the true first choice drops out of first, thus becoming second.
@@shadowboltprince4464 o-o" I'm now more confused then when I didn't listen to the teacher for two seconds in online class and Idk what the heck everyone is doing now-
Cute Lamapaca to break it down. And explain in terms of a race
There are at least 2 choices. (A and B)
1) If this first choice was the second choice first
If B wants to go from 2nd to 1st it must be 2nd before it is 1st right?
2)and the true first choice drops out of first, this becoming second
Since B is in second A must be in first. So if B wants to be in first, B must overtake first and A must drop down to second.
Let me know if you have any other questions
@@shadowboltprince4464 Are you a teacher? Because you can explain such thing better than my teachers can explain 1+1
Cute Lamapaca no but I appreciate the compliment. I am actually a college student going into engineering.
Edit: I did tutor for a short amount of time but that’s about it
“You can go to markets, shops, or public libraries!”
Me: “Alright, but you better wear a mask.”
"If you are not, then register to vote."
*I HAVE A TICKET!*
lol
IS THAT A WILLY WONKA REFERENCE
@@spaghetti_2448 no it’s a reference to the minister of foreign affairs
@@tlbcanine3748 what about the minister of mismanagement
@@spaghetti_2448 thats donald trump
“He already had a bone in October. Dragon.”
-Google Translate
“The Minister of Foreign Affairs must comply with the rules and regulations of the Minister of Foreign Affairs of this bill, thus ensuring the appropriateness of the Minister of Foreign Affairs.”
So basically, the Minister of Foreign Affairs gets to do whatever he wants, which makes him appropriate for the job. Makes sense.
On a side note, why would the Minister of Foreign Affairs be needed to handle a domestic election?
_Edit:_ Whoa, I wasn't expecting that many likes!! Thank you!
For the vote of Bank of England
because he is the minister of mismanagement
Read your previous line. "the Minister of Foreign Affairs get to do whatever he wants". It would seem that would include election interference.
Whoever established the Ministry of Foreign Affairs really is a Minister of Mismanagement.
Has a very "Yes, Minister'" feel to it :-)
(Because the Secretary of State is the US version of a Minister of Foreign Affairs, and States also have Secretaries of State even though they do not have foreign affaris of any kind)
“Voting is now a disease competition.”
Wow, that hit hard.
Google Translate: Voting is now a diseased competition.
Me: I mean she's not wrong XD.
"If you choose covid, please explore the country. Not surprisingly, he is also the minister of mismanagement."
Pretty accurate
*"Do you see the bag?"*
*"The bag?"*
"YES I SEE THE BAG!!"
"oky..."
5:50
How is there two of her?
@Dana gaming ah the magic of ✨editing✨
@@Aizawa_shota1 she has a hidden twin! XD
Analog Horror in a nutshell
*"All you know, is that you are in a situation. It will last a long time."*
Atleast Google knows about the pandemic.
No one:
Me in pandemic: "all you know is that you are in a situation, it will last a long time"
Accurate.
FINNALY someone noticed XD
Yes, the floor is floor
Watermelon
I haven’t seen you in my recommended in so long! You’re videos are still as fun as always
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:
Google Translate:
*voting now is a disease competition*
Google is warning us not to come in contact with Covid positive persons
with the age of both candidates..... GOOGLE TRANSLATE ISNT RLY WRONG
(both main candidates)
I mean , GT is not wrong ....
Is now not now is -_- please edit
“All you know is that you are in a situation. It will last a long time.” That is actually the best description of 2020 I have ever heard.
Instructions unclear,i accidentally voted for a banana
Unclear banana
Bananas unclear, I accidentally voted for an instruction
So that will be 2 consecutive “food items” in office
5:50 fav part bag
“The second choice is the first choice”
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Ah, yes, the floor here is made of floor.
The floor here is made out of floor
This is a really underrated comment! That second line is hilarious! "Thumps" up!
Black colour is black
Don’t you mean every 24 hours a minute passes? The second choice being the first choice isn’t obvious it’s hilariously dumb.
"40 countries have 600 voting rights."
"...not for long"
0_0
First the cues to a murder, then this. Why aren't we arresting Google Translate?
"100% of all countries ar going to split in 3 and then lose their voting rights"
Yes
Yes
Yes
"He already had a bone in October"
*nods*
"DRAGON."
*dies*
"Everything is perfect"
Me, trying to have a positive mindset in this pandemic before going insane
Yeah
1:49
The “40 states and *DC* have online voter registration” part got recognised as Roman numerals so it came out as:
“40 countries have over *600* voting rights.”
DC = 600 in Roman numerals.
“Not for long”
Holy i forgot about that XD i thought that GT had a stroke
@@funguy3259490?
ohhh nice
"All you know is that you're in a situation...
It will last for a long time."
Sounds about right.
both informing people about how to vote, and throwing some google translate in there to get the people that don't care about voting. genius.