Google Translate Sings: "The Wellerman" ft. MALINDA and Tom McGovern

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @katieduquette6391
    @katieduquette6391 3 года назад +3730

    “Forty days of crying, log off then on again”
    Online school in a nutshell

    • @helenetrstrup4817
      @helenetrstrup4817 3 года назад +122

      It's online customer support in a nutshell, too. 😆

    • @lowheadvarney158
      @lowheadvarney158 3 года назад +56

      @@helenetrstrup4817 It's pretty much when you have a crappy computer lol

    • @helenetrstrup4817
      @helenetrstrup4817 3 года назад +29

      @@lowheadvarney158 Well, I suppose. My computer does the logout on its own with a blue screen of death twice a week on average. There was a reason why I did not want fancy Windows... The fancier it is, the more it breaks.
      My previous laptop with windows 7, when it crashed, at least it'd crash properly. 😆

    • @wietzevanderwijk3169
      @wietzevanderwijk3169 3 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @Skullemojiwithacustardhat
      @Skullemojiwithacustardhat 3 года назад +28

      And "we will take your vacation and run"

  • @optimusfandude7052
    @optimusfandude7052 3 года назад +5228

    “There once was a ship that..sank”
    So basically the plot of every Titanic movie

  • @leventemucsi9547
    @leventemucsi9547 3 года назад +6142

    "There's no such thing as a leopard"
    "The tigers are gone"
    What does GT have against big cats

    • @kingarubin
      @kingarubin 3 года назад +512

      Also "The name of the island is cat"
      There is definitely something going on here

    • @ns.kha29
      @ns.kha29 3 года назад +34

      Fr lol

    • @garymcnamara2688
      @garymcnamara2688 3 года назад +29

      Who knows tho

    • @thesilverprincess
      @thesilverprincess 3 года назад +74

      Maybe because both species are endangered?

    • @sg9587
      @sg9587 3 года назад +121

      The island is named cat, yet there are no cats.

  • @WonderVis97
    @WonderVis97 3 года назад +1181

    I can’t describe why and how much “Play with children’s toys” got me hyped

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 года назад +15

      I can't explain why and how to use "toys"

    • @fezenclop
      @fezenclop 3 года назад +43

      For me it was the “whee!” It sort of set the tone for the rest of the song.

    • @ailosaesee9186
      @ailosaesee9186 3 года назад +16

      *WHEE*

    • @VioletNKisHere
      @VioletNKisHere 3 года назад +2

      Id like the comment but I don’t want to ruin the 444

    • @garrothhogonokami
      @garrothhogonokami 3 года назад +1

      Yeah XDD

  • @simongrazebrook6093
    @simongrazebrook6093 3 года назад +515

    Tom's expression in this video is just perfectly on point: 'What exactly am I singing?"

    • @galaxy7979
      @galaxy7979 Год назад +31

      while Malinda's is like, "ok this doesn't make sense... eh I'll make it make sense"

  • @joobus-stoobus-magoobus
    @joobus-stoobus-magoobus 3 года назад +3670

    Ok, so the whale is now canonically named Keith

  • @Sinistrad627
    @Sinistrad627 3 года назад +2807

    ''Give us sugar, tea and space''
    British Empire be like

  • @markimbing8018
    @markimbing8018 3 года назад +4227

    “The World is done licking.”
    “We’ll take your vacation and run.”
    “Evil will end one day”
    “All flights were missing,”
    -2020

  • @kathleenw9900
    @kathleenw9900 3 года назад +438

    I love how Tom just looks mildly confused throughout the whole video.

  • @cj_abaddon7475
    @cj_abaddon7475 3 года назад +684

    "Forty days of crying"
    Everyone in quarantine:
    *Those numbers are insultingly low*

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 3 года назад +25

      Ironically the word quarantine comes from the words for "forty days"

    • @user-hnjga8is1zr6u
      @user-hnjga8is1zr6u 3 года назад +12

      @@dbseamz as a French speaker I totally agree, quarante = 40
      But quarantaine (French word for quarantine) is from Italian quarantena, the same source for the English word :D

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 года назад +2

      I cried for 40 days
      Not all content is included:
      This statistic is amazing

    • @ku4940
      @ku4940 3 года назад +1

      lent, right?

    • @aperson5215
      @aperson5215 3 года назад +1

      Me during quarantine: This is fine

  • @cosmicofthestars3095
    @cosmicofthestars3095 3 года назад +2049

    “everyone’s holding a spoon and fighting with it”
    just a normal day in the classroom (especially in free period)

    • @ashleypenn7845
      @ashleypenn7845 3 года назад +46

      Homeschool mom and... yeah. Same here. Only with less... pants. XD

    • @cosmicofthestars3095
      @cosmicofthestars3095 3 года назад +13

      @Ashley Penn
      lmao

    • @feiradragon7915
      @feiradragon7915 3 года назад +23

      This song must be the cause of the Sith's predicted spoon shortage.

    • @cosmicofthestars3095
      @cosmicofthestars3095 3 года назад +2

      FeiraDragon
      the what

    • @Dwayne_Bearup
      @Dwayne_Bearup 3 года назад +5

      @@cosmicofthestars3095 I think @feiradragon must have posted the result of a Google Translate comment....

  • @thespian3937
    @thespian3937 3 года назад +2348

    "The captain takes the captain and insults him."
    Pirates of the Caribbean in one sentence

    • @msninazenik
      @msninazenik 3 года назад +46

      Lmao the accuracy

    • @Varietyvibe_comedy
      @Varietyvibe_comedy 3 года назад +10

      Lmao

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 года назад +28

      "Captain, patience, leader."
      Defeat the thieves of Calabria
      (Author: Thank you)

    • @juliodaguy
      @juliodaguy 3 года назад +7

      I don’t get it. (I don’t watch Pirates of the Caribbean)

    • @flameepidemic4839
      @flameepidemic4839 3 года назад +4

      Lmao you tight tho

  • @cdesigner9178
    @cdesigner9178 3 года назад +934

    I don't even want to know how translating "The Wellerman" resulted in her mentioning Batman.

    • @r4yyans___
      @r4yyans___ 3 года назад +20

      lmaoo

    • @bobogus7559
      @bobogus7559 3 года назад +82

      I once did a Google Translation of the synopsis of The Battle of the Five Armies (the third Hobbit movie) and somehow got Airbus to appear in there. Airbus is a major plane manufacturer and Boeing’s main competitor.

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. 3 года назад +3

      @@bobogus7559 Plane.

    • @febereze8018
      @febereze8018 3 года назад +4

      @@Tyranitar. VROOOOOOOM

    • @EclipselaLuna3657
      @EclipselaLuna3657 3 года назад +3

      @@bobogus7559 isn’t that a lot of sentences and workxd pretty sure an entire hobbit movie is like 1 hour

  • @nanalove3819
    @nanalove3819 3 года назад +123

    "One day I'll lost my tongue"
    "The World is done licking"
    Well, one thing link to the other.

    • @SLana84
      @SLana84 3 года назад +9

      She lost her tongue by licking the world too much 😂

  • @loganfox8634
    @loganfox8634 2 года назад +44

    "We'll take your vacation and run"
    - Basically every employer

  • @RichardX1
    @RichardX1 3 года назад +2476

    "Give us sugar, tea and space."
    Now that's the shanty of the Quarantine.

    • @denis_tart
      @denis_tart 3 года назад +82

      and the British Empire

    • @NicolasJRedfox
      @NicolasJRedfox 3 года назад +23

      Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

    • @x.a.k
      @x.a.k 3 года назад +20

      "Forty days of crying"

    • @WoodlouseFairy
      @WoodlouseFairy 3 года назад +4

      Continuing: For I just need space and freedom. (PLEASE!)

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 года назад +10

      "Give me sugar, tea and food."
      He is now in quarantine.

  • @chopchophowdydo
    @chopchophowdydo 3 года назад +833

    Google translate was the living embodiment of: “You had one job, and yet failed”
    So I’m editing this because literally every other person that makes a comment with more than 100 likes edits their comment

    • @stwgord
      @stwgord 3 года назад +6

      Omg yes

    • @trananbinhjerry6438
      @trananbinhjerry6438 3 года назад +22

      When you fail the interview but they have to hire you because you are the only contestant

    • @felixhamel1853
      @felixhamel1853 3 года назад +9

      It’s more like you had one job, that is impossible to do 100% accurately, but you are still very useful

    • @gwydionrhys7672
      @gwydionrhys7672 3 года назад +9

      Mission failed successfully.

    • @bruhgamez46
      @bruhgamez46 3 года назад

      ᶦˢ ᶦᵗ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵃᶦⁿ ʲᵘˢᵗ ¹ ˢᵘᵇ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗˀ

  • @masterkiwius5312
    @masterkiwius5312 3 года назад +888

    “Give us sugar, tea and space”
    I think google translate might be 1800’s britain

    • @WinxAliNelCielo
      @WinxAliNelCielo 3 года назад +1

      What ?

    • @aswarmofcrabs
      @aswarmofcrabs 3 года назад +36

      @@WinxAliNelCielo colonialist England, especially in the 1800's, is famous for exploiting their colonies and other nations for resources. Specifically, sugar from the Carribean, tea from their exploitative trade deals with Japan, and spices from their ownership of India

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 года назад +6

      Give them sugar, tea and feces.
      I think Google Translate was in English in the 19th century

    • @charlesescano
      @charlesescano 3 года назад +2

      @@playerhs7572
      Google Translate is English

    • @randomvidzzz8585
      @randomvidzzz8585 3 года назад +4

      are u saying my great great great great great grandma was google translate?

  • @YaroKasear
    @YaroKasear 3 года назад +90

    I can't tell if Translate hates big cats or wants to remind us how screwed big cats are.

    • @teaartist6455
      @teaartist6455 3 года назад +5

      Yes, as we recently learned they are delighted by climate change.

  • @ezdoesgames9041
    @ezdoesgames9041 3 года назад +12

    “ we’ll take your vacation and run “ - *EVERY JOB EVER*

  • @user-hy4wq9nk1t
    @user-hy4wq9nk1t 3 года назад +496

    “Log off and on again”
    Ah yes, the solution to every computer issue

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 года назад +5

      - Go out and try again.
      Yes, yes, you can call yourself a ring owner!

    • @NielsonLucas
      @NielsonLucas 3 года назад +3

      Even with the school desktops.

    • @a.w.4708
      @a.w.4708 2 года назад +1

      Well...

    • @TalaIsDarker
      @TalaIsDarker Месяц назад

      Bassically old fashioned MSN

  • @leventemucsi9547
    @leventemucsi9547 3 года назад +609

    "He has not left the bank in 2 week"
    Jeez, how long is the freaking line?

    • @anoki7889
      @anoki7889 3 года назад +28

      Hmmm...
      The whole country?

    • @DreamBig98
      @DreamBig98 3 года назад +12

      Maybe he was in quarantine on an other floor?
      Or idk he was the bank-man??
      If not... darn I don't wanna be after him in line...

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 3 года назад +25

      Maybe he's working there. His vacation was stolen so

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 3 года назад +7

      Probably hiding from rioters or something, and the bank is practically built like a fortress.
      Or some sort of long af robbery.
      Something horrible must've happened. Poor dude. :(

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 3 года назад +9

      It's run by sloths, isn't it? XD

  • @Demonic_Culture_Nut
    @Demonic_Culture_Nut 3 года назад +757

    "Everyone is holding a spoon and fighting with it"
    Does this mean the spoon shortage is finally over? I just broke my last spoon trying to find the sacred point connected to the brain.

    • @hivenax
      @hivenax 3 года назад +33

      yes the shortage is over. I think you missed a year or two thanks to quarantine...

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 года назад +17

      "Everyone takes a spoon and returns it," he said.
      So the spoon is not finished yet? The last spoon was broken in my head to understand pure thought

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace 3 года назад +19

      Yup, the Spoon Shortage is over, so Lord Sith. Thank Darth Malinda!

    • @bookwermofthefandoms
      @bookwermofthefandoms 3 года назад +4

      Wait what video are you referencing

    • @celinedestiny4385
      @celinedestiny4385 3 года назад +4

      @@bookwermofthefandoms the plagues from prince of egypt

  • @AlexBelethe
    @AlexBelethe 3 года назад +64

    I think Scandinavia might have to take responsibility for the space part, as "rum" is space in Danish.
    It also means room...

    • @00001Htheprogrammer
      @00001Htheprogrammer Год назад +4

      Coincidentally, room can also mean space(NOT space as in “outer space” or “spacebar”) in English e.g. There’s no room for a new table.

  • @reallynotbob6
    @reallynotbob6 3 года назад +24

    1:47 is a bank robbery gone very, very, very wrong.

  • @SophieRo_
    @SophieRo_ 3 года назад +411

    *"There once was a ship that- sank?"*
    It is like when the end of the movie is at the beginning..... dun dun dun

    • @miki957
      @miki957 3 года назад +7

      1:28

    • @aliciam6145
      @aliciam6145 3 года назад +6

      same energy as "and I'm the d*mn fool that shot him"

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 3 года назад +5

      "This is the story of how I died."

    • @aliciam6145
      @aliciam6145 3 года назад +1

      @@BonaparteBardithion lol I almost said that instead but I figured Hamilton would be more well known

    • @kireinyaa
      @kireinyaa 3 года назад +1

      Rapunzel in one sentence

  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  3 года назад +303

    Thanks for watching y'all. Check out Babbel above! It helps us out a lot, too :D. And a huge thank you to my Patrons for helping me with the translation! Couldn't do it without you!!
    What should we do next??

    • @ic_y
      @ic_y 3 года назад +2

      hi :D

    • @cybercritterowo
      @cybercritterowo 3 года назад

      Wait.. what was the original channel name?

    • @spencerv5275
      @spencerv5275 3 года назад +9

      Please translate songs from Six the musical

    • @TemFromTheTemShop
      @TemFromTheTemShop 3 года назад +3

      @@cybercritterowo For this channel? It was Translator Fails.

    • @Serenity_Darkmoon
      @Serenity_Darkmoon 3 года назад +5

      Can you do Mlp songs?

  • @badraphsody
    @badraphsody 3 года назад +565

    "The woman gave birth to a suitable whale"
    She survived right?
    ...
    Right?

  • @ophelia5240
    @ophelia5240 3 года назад +63

    "Keith took him and run"
    "He doesnt want to be captain"
    "40 days of crying"
    "tigers are gone"
    "Give is sugar, tea and space"
    Please, we know what this song is about

    • @ohshit4860
      @ohshit4860 3 года назад +1

      Whats it about?

    • @bookwermofthefandoms
      @bookwermofthefandoms 3 года назад +2

      What?

    • @ophelia5240
      @ophelia5240 3 года назад

      Voltron-

    • @ohshit4860
      @ohshit4860 3 года назад

      @@ophelia5240 cool!

    • @kchristine8811
      @kchristine8811 3 года назад

      @@ohshit4860 It's about whales getting captured for whale oil??? (i dont really know but i still remember a person telling me what it's about)

  • @bobogus7559
    @bobogus7559 3 года назад +7

    “Log off then on again.”
    On Windows 10, I do that frequently to see where the logon picture was taken.

  • @froggydraws_24
    @froggydraws_24 3 года назад +439

    “there once was a ship that sank”
    *rose and jack joined the chat*

    • @Horrorqueen77
      @Horrorqueen77 3 года назад +5

      Lol but very true to sum up the tragedy

    • @msninazenik
      @msninazenik 3 года назад +10

      Don't ask me why I had to read that comment three times because i kept reading ''ross'' instead of rose and my brain kept finishing the sentence with ''and rachel'' 😂

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 года назад +7

      "The ship just sank."
      Rose and Jack started the conversation

    • @hazelkokoni3874
      @hazelkokoni3874 3 года назад +2

      Dang for a second my brain was like... st who??? Hm???

    • @goldenfreakster5106
      @goldenfreakster5106 3 года назад +8

      ...*ahem* more like they left the chat--

  • @alyssakitty4426
    @alyssakitty4426 3 года назад +604

    “Forty days of crying” and “We’ll take your vacation and run” sums up quarantine lol
    Edit: Thank you so much I’ve never gotten this many likes

    • @krzysiekbudzisz4572
      @krzysiekbudzisz4572 3 года назад +5

      Or working for a corporation

    • @alyssakitty4426
      @alyssakitty4426 3 года назад +3

      @@krzysiekbudzisz4572 lol

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 года назад +1

      "Forty Days of Crying" and "He Gave You Comfort and Salvation", Summary of the Consequences of Loneliness
      Edit: Thanks, I've never heard anything like this

    • @jingranwan1243
      @jingranwan1243 2 года назад

      "Log off then on again"

  • @margaretredner5075
    @margaretredner5075 3 года назад +346

    The line “Hope the gardener will come soon” can be interpreted in two ways:
    Hope (a woman named Hope) is a gardener and will come soon
    Hope the gardener will come soon (you hope that the gardener will arrive soon)

    • @Oblivicraft2012
      @Oblivicraft2012 3 года назад +27

      Maybe it is that Hope Varman character...

    • @samanthaveenstra5843
      @samanthaveenstra5843 3 года назад +28

      i wonder if that gardener ever did show up???

    • @geoworld8869
      @geoworld8869 3 года назад +4

      That is logical but for the first one you need a comma after Hope so it will make sense

    • @margaretredner5075
      @margaretredner5075 3 года назад +8

      @@geoworld8869 yeah I know. That’s why punctuation matters.

    • @geoworld8869
      @geoworld8869 3 года назад +3

      @@margaretredner5075 STAY IN SCHOOL AND LEARN PUNCTUATION EVERYONE

  • @sparrowflyaway
    @sparrowflyaway 3 года назад +75

    I love how Tom just looks so confused by most of the lyrics he's singing 😆

  • @cadenthecadburyengine8198
    @cadenthecadburyengine8198 3 года назад +10

    “There once was a ship that sank”
    Titanic in a nutshell

  • @Misty_way
    @Misty_way 3 года назад +292

    The captain takes the captain and insults him... Jack Sparrow and Barbossa on the same ship? Mmm, that sounds about right.
    But seriously, great video. I haven't laughed this loudly in weeks.

    • @linklink3008
      @linklink3008 3 года назад +9

      That's what I was thinking!!! I'm currently into Pirates of the Caribbean and I'm writing a new gen fanfict.

    • @fezenclop
      @fezenclop 3 года назад +9

      But is the rum gone?

    • @Misty_way
      @Misty_way 3 года назад +5

      @@fezenclop Well, I think the answer to that question will solve who insulted who.

  • @artsrandomstuff436
    @artsrandomstuff436 3 года назад +367

    “Everyone is holding a spoon and fighting with it”
    I actually did that earlier today, I was bored ok?

    • @Try-hard-emily
      @Try-hard-emily 3 года назад +12

      You know what im not surprised

    • @narwhalwithaknife9465
      @narwhalwithaknife9465 3 года назад +7

      what-
      what time is it where you are
      cuz its 9:38 where i am and that just seems early to start spoon fights

    • @ns.kha29
      @ns.kha29 3 года назад +4

      @@narwhalwithaknife946510:15 for me

    • @Humulator
      @Humulator 3 года назад +2

      @@narwhalwithaknife9465 1:25 here

    • @bleepblock2177
      @bleepblock2177 3 года назад +2

      11:11 here

  • @SweetTree88YT
    @SweetTree88YT 3 года назад +88

    “There once was a ship that….. SANK?!”
    Ah yes, GT *almost* made a full sentence

  • @MyOpinionDontMatter
    @MyOpinionDontMatter 3 года назад +4

    "We'll take your vacation and run!"
    With Love,
    2019-2021

  • @ashtonengle5112
    @ashtonengle5112 3 года назад +26

    1:52 *oh no*

  • @wavermelon
    @wavermelon 3 года назад +533

    "But the Tigers are gone"
    "There is no such thing as a Leopard"
    "The name of the island is Cat"
    Guys, I think Google Translate is trying to tell us something about 'Cats'-

    • @Terensworth
      @Terensworth 3 года назад +16

      GT's a cat, and it's a bad thing.

    • @Lyoko2516
      @Lyoko2516 3 года назад +10

      Or Warrior Cats. :)

    • @bloop1100
      @bloop1100 3 года назад +3

      “No desire to be a cat.”

    • @Phiigost
      @Phiigost 3 года назад +7

      *Cats the movie flashbacks*

    • @redzora80
      @redzora80 3 года назад +1

      the Internet is made from cats for cats... somany cat videos out there and boxes come in from online shopping on a regualr base...

  • @karmabl0ck
    @karmabl0ck 3 года назад +224

    This song is just, quarantine, Tiger King, and the Titanic all rolled into one. Each suck in their own way. But this, this is a comedy masterpiece.

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 года назад +7

      Tiger King and Titanic, great music and isolation. Everyone is angry. But it's fun.

  • @Rock-kp6dt
    @Rock-kp6dt 3 года назад +55

    2:37 possibly the best part

    • @Excelfand
      @Excelfand 3 года назад +1

      Agree😂

    • @notalextotally
      @notalextotally 3 года назад +3

      "🎶Possibly the best part🎶" me: YES!

    • @Rock-kp6dt
      @Rock-kp6dt 3 года назад +1

      @@notalextotally totally 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @insertnamehere3614
    @insertnamehere3614 3 года назад +46

    Tom McGovern’s concerned sideway glances are everything

    • @A_Real_Bloody_Vampire
      @A_Real_Bloody_Vampire 3 года назад +4

      I think it was more confusion than concern like he wasn't sure what he was hearing was real.

  • @thundermoon6850
    @thundermoon6850 2 года назад +4

    I kept rewinding the ' Weee' part where she tossed the teddy bear. Something about it takes me back to when I was 5 😂

  • @costley51
    @costley51 3 года назад +144

    I like how "tea" is never mistranslated. Almost the entire world says either te/tea or chai/cha/çay, and both of those came from the same Chinese word. Chai if the word went over land from China, tea if by sea. (Google the te
    a or chai map)

    • @user-hnjga8is1zr6u
      @user-hnjga8is1zr6u 3 года назад +3

      They're so much better than malaysian/indonesian t e h
      It's pronounced with an h at the end 😭😭😭

    • @Half_Blood_Hufflepuff
      @Half_Blood_Hufflepuff Год назад

      Yeah like in German it's Tee

  • @cortfoss9465
    @cortfoss9465 3 года назад +62

    I like how "Sugar, tea, and rum" changes from chorus to chorus.

  • @iainronald4217
    @iainronald4217 3 года назад +232

    So, this song is now about an overworked mother of three? Ok.

    • @bridgetfarace3597
      @bridgetfarace3597 3 года назад +40

      And apparently a whale.

    • @iainronald4217
      @iainronald4217 3 года назад +32

      @@bridgetfarace3597 I dunno, I saw that whale thing as hyperbole. My mom said giving birth to me was like birthing a rhino because I was over twenty pounds despite being three weeks early, lol.

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 года назад +1

      So this song brought her a mother of three. we will

    • @maryj7423
      @maryj7423 3 года назад +2

      AHAHAHAAHAHAH TRUE

    • @charliemcfadden5882
      @charliemcfadden5882 3 года назад +1

      underrated comment

  • @meinwerker5
    @meinwerker5 3 года назад +9

    Tom looks so confused while singing this

  • @capkenty
    @capkenty 3 года назад +4

    "We'll have a holiday season" why are you excited for this? Have you seen your own holiday videos?

  • @transatlanticnostalgia4655
    @transatlanticnostalgia4655 3 года назад +49

    3:14 Wait...So the Minions finally found the greatest boss? They're all working for Batman now?!

  • @piniatafullofblood
    @piniatafullofblood 3 года назад +137

    “evil will end one day, we’ll have a holiday season” yes that’s called 2022

  • @scibanana3542
    @scibanana3542 3 года назад +67

    "but the tigers are gone"
    The fact that that's kind of relevant considering the current state of affairs in the world is saddening

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 года назад +3

      "But you can't, Lelo"
      The fact that, given the current state of the world, this is a tragedy

  • @TwoSlingOfficial
    @TwoSlingOfficial 3 года назад +11

    Honestly, this is one of the most not dark and the most normal Google Translate has been, and I fricking love it!

  • @-Chuuya-
    @-Chuuya- 2 года назад +2

    "Hope the gardener will come soon" Wtf do we need the gardener for? we gonna get them to water the ocean?

  • @rebecasaboia9
    @rebecasaboia9 3 года назад +44

    2:49 google just translated quarantine

  • @AGglittersparkle
    @AGglittersparkle 3 года назад +441

    COVID-19 be like: “We’ll take your vacation and run”

  • @Bellandora
    @Bellandora 3 года назад +76

    Google Translate seems to be suggesting that we’ll have a holiday season once all evil is gone. Unfortunately, it’s made difficult because war is coming out your ears. Only the gardener can vanquish the evil with various beverages.

    • @OneDotLeader
      @OneDotLeader 3 года назад +9

      AND SPACE!

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 года назад +5

      Google Translator has advised us to go on holiday after all the bad things. Unfortunately, the war could not continue. Only a gardener can eliminate evil with any drink.

    • @robbietheweirdo
      @robbietheweirdo 2 года назад +1

      and they our vacations to give to the gardener

  • @Fl0shy
    @Fl0shy 3 года назад +26

    2:14 i thouht there will be a spoon shortage ?

    • @StomachAcid
      @StomachAcid 3 года назад +4

      I was literally thinking the same thing! From the time she translated The Plagues in like, 2018.

  • @Rugiball
    @Rugiball 3 года назад +2

    "Play with children's toys" 1:35
    What every 3-6yo would do in a nutshell.

  • @RandoChannel-zi5vs
    @RandoChannel-zi5vs 3 года назад +133

    "We'll take your vacation and run"
    COVID be like:

    • @NielsonLucas
      @NielsonLucas 3 года назад +4

      This needs to be on a shirt.

    • @stevenwilliams3038
      @stevenwilliams3038 3 года назад +4

      @@NielsonLucas Lots of Google Translate phrases do

  • @laufeylvrr
    @laufeylvrr 3 года назад +147

    "Forty days of crying"
    gives off Elise Ecklund vibes

    • @amygriffith8224
      @amygriffith8224 3 года назад

      Yea

    • @plopadard
      @plopadard 3 года назад

      true true

    • @WhereWhatHuh
      @WhereWhatHuh 3 года назад +2

      She could do the translated version of "I suffer more."

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 года назад

      "40 days of crying"
      Ecclund waits, trembling

    • @hazakurasuyama9016
      @hazakurasuyama9016 3 года назад

      @@WhereWhatHuh ... i translated it into every single language oh gt and this is what i got:
      Love?

  • @supremehoe5982
    @supremehoe5982 3 года назад +11

    "Everyone is holding a spoon and fighting with it" This is why there was a spoon shortage at the first place

  • @theturtlemaster7438
    @theturtlemaster7438 3 года назад +3

    When your on vacation whem you watch this and then a malinda is rushing towards you on a non existent space tiger

  • @paintedpools4752
    @paintedpools4752 2 года назад +3

    "Get on the train"
    "YES!"

  • @SophieRo_
    @SophieRo_ 3 года назад +65

    "He has not left the bank in two weeks"
    *Feels like when we are going through the bank drive through...* YOU SAID IT WAS JUST A DEPOSIT MOM

  • @potatofox8603
    @potatofox8603 3 года назад +6

    "One day the evil will end, and we'll have a holiday season" Why is that just the plot of every holiday movie?

  • @scibanana3542
    @scibanana3542 3 года назад +48

    "Batman always calls"
    Isn't it the other way around?

  • @basiclymine
    @basiclymine 3 года назад +2

    "when she landed on it, the woman gave birth to a suitable whale"
    THE WAY SHE SAYS THAT COMBINED WITH THAT STUPID TEXT LMAOOOO I CAN'T XDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @conlon4332
    @conlon4332 2 года назад +1

    2:24 Sounds like The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, if 'evil' is referring to Jadis.

  • @violistontheroof
    @violistontheroof 3 года назад +215

    Malinda, would you consider doing a GT video of your own song Don't Make Me? 😃

    • @sketchybasemententertaimen8114
      @sketchybasemententertaimen8114 3 года назад +8

      Yes please !

    • @linklink3008
      @linklink3008 3 года назад +6

      That's what I was thinking!!!

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 года назад +4

      Merlin, make a GT video for the song.

    • @NielsonLucas
      @NielsonLucas 3 года назад +6

      Idea: Google Translate Sings: "Don't Make Me" by MALINDA. (Another round of translating her own songs.)
      Translated lyrics:
      Oh, terrible conversation
      The advantage of pessimism
      I can not wait
      The army is everything
      Make it simple and don’t focus too much on the problem
      A hot-headed camera came out
      The bleeding mouth extends directly to the arteries
      The ruby ​​and pearl are admirable crystals
      Can you add salt to the wound?
      I'm trying to let you sleep
      Discovery
      The sand is in lines, and can be different, obvious
      But you roll.
      Be careful not to fight him
      Be careful not to fight him
      Despite all the predictions
      I can't wait to see it with you
      But the first of which exists
      So how do I feel?
      I have a hard time meeting new people
      No, don't be bored
      Anyway, leave me alone
      Your car broke your arm
      Leave the raw cold blank
      I can read a book when I grow up
      That's not what happened
      But in the end, the villain is hurt
      Hollywood goes overseas and cheap, but...
      Bad, funny
      The eggs climb in with your feet
      The truth is bitter, evil
      So the dress is beautiful
      But we know
      Be careful not to fight him
      No, don't be bored
      Despite all the predictions
      I hope you are right
      But the first of which exists
      So how do I feel?
      I have a hard time meeting new people
      No, don't be bored
      Another great thing comes up
      We are not lying
      It happened instead
      Don't bother (oh oh oh oh)
      Don't bother (oh oh oh oh)
      Despite the expectations (yes oh oh oh)
      I can't wait to see it with you
      But you already have your soul (yes, yes)
      So how do I feel? (Yes Yes)
      I know the wrong person (I'm not a bad person)
      Don't worry (don't worry)
      Despite intuition
      I can't wait to see it with you
      But the first of which exists
      So how do I feel? (I know)
      I have a hard time meeting new people
      No, you will not believe a man who will do evil
      Tender
      No, don't be bored

    • @SCP--pr1yd
      @SCP--pr1yd 3 года назад +2

      She must say of three: yes, yes, or yes

  • @N3BZZZ
    @N3BZZZ 3 года назад +77

    Don't you just hate it when somebody takes your vacation and then proceeds to run away?

    • @ns.kha29
      @ns.kha29 3 года назад +4

      Lol made me smile, almost cracked a laugh there

    • @Gaia_Seraphina
      @Gaia_Seraphina 3 года назад +5

      That happened last year.
      The vacations were cancelled for us medical workers.

    • @kieranotanuki
      @kieranotanuki 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, it really sucks

    • @corriehingston6744
      @corriehingston6744 3 года назад +6

      Yes. Hate it when someone steals my holiday

    • @N3BZZZ
      @N3BZZZ 3 года назад +1

      @@ns.kha29 glad I made you smile! I love making jokes in comments sections to make people happy :)

  • @portedcannon5653
    @portedcannon5653 3 года назад +479

    So the crew of a ship wants the gardener to come, the captain, Keith replaced everyone’s swords with spoons in a fight, a crewman named varmen lost their tounge and the crew is stealing vacations. They also want to steal the treasure of the Captains sister. Keith doesn’t want to be the captain but he is so he deals with it, a crew member fell on the captain and then gave birth to a whale and became the captains wife. Then captain then tried to catch the whale with a slingshot. Meanwhile a god has made sure that the world is done liking, all flights are cancelled, Batman always calls and all tigers and leapords are dead, war also comes from this gods ears. The crew wanted evil to end so they could have a holiday season.Eventually the captain was mutinied against, and was sent on a train to a bank, but he got trapped in the bank. The captains wife cried for 40 days when her onions fell so she played with toys, until the crew needed tea, sugar sugarcane rum, beer, space and broth for a party, until they found an island called cat, where they sunk in an explosion of air.
    EDIT: Woah, this got so many Likes!!!!

  • @slavasergeeva5934
    @slavasergeeva5934 3 года назад +3

    Exams in June: we'll take your vacation and run

  • @mynameis7700
    @mynameis7700 2 года назад +1

    "Evil will end one day, we (won't) have a holiday season"
    The lion, the witch and the wardrobe be like

  • @littlelollypop4171
    @littlelollypop4171 3 года назад +378

    I’m worried about the woman who gave birth to a whale.

  • @soloflight65
    @soloflight65 3 года назад +284

    I found this song like not to long ago! I can't wait to see how google ruins such a masterpiece!

  • @dawnbelleini8036
    @dawnbelleini8036 3 года назад +56

    This is a surprisingly good representation of the last 2 years of Covid

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 11 месяцев назад +1

    Space: The only thing everyone wants more of, but it is never transported on a cargo ship.

  • @GraceW-vy7nm
    @GraceW-vy7nm Год назад +1

    Google translate mentions cats so much. I think it’s a sign Malinda should get a cat.

  • @LQLawler
    @LQLawler 3 года назад +78

    "Everyone is holding a spoon and fighting with it"
    But what about the spoon shortage plague?

    • @CrimsonAkato
      @CrimsonAkato 3 года назад +7

      finally a good use for my comically large spoon .. I can beat up everyone .

    • @Lyoko2516
      @Lyoko2516 3 года назад +1

      Maybe it now ended.

    • @LQLawler
      @LQLawler 3 года назад +1

      @@Lyoko2516 hopefully

    • @pebbleshy
      @pebbleshy 3 года назад +3

      Maybe this is how the shortage happened in the first place.

  • @JamesNewham
    @JamesNewham 3 года назад +93

    Google just glitched, I searched Tom's age and Google came with an Irish football player (soccer) that they didn't report as dead, so he is 132 years old now.
    EDIT: It's still there, but now his actual picture appears next to it.

    • @coralxanpu
      @coralxanpu 3 года назад

      Um ok

    • @5_Racoons
      @5_Racoons 3 года назад

      Why is this so funny to me lol

    • @xEUN01A
      @xEUN01A 3 года назад

      why is this so funny

    • @matildaw2454
      @matildaw2454 3 года назад

      hahahaha same for meeee

  • @kathleen.animatez
    @kathleen.animatez 3 года назад +44

    "Everyone is holding a spoon and fighting with it." King of New York in a nutshell (yeah, I just realised that I'm probably the only fansie here-)

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 года назад +3

      "Everyone uses a spoon over it." Basically, the King of New York (yes, I know I might be the only one here).

    • @sparklespark
      @sparklespark 2 года назад +1

      I'm a fansie too! I even have a drawing of Albert as my profile.

  • @fire_dragongamer8327
    @fire_dragongamer8327 2 года назад +2

    “Bring my sisters booty with tea and rum” 😂😂😂😂fav lyric of this whole song cos it hilarious 😂

  • @jamesofhoenn4790
    @jamesofhoenn4790 3 года назад +1

    Whenever you want to experience a pirate having a stroke, this video is your destination

  • @miaherrera7964
    @miaherrera7964 3 года назад +13

    “Once there was a ship that sank”… yes yes perfect start to a story lol

    • @playerhs7572
      @playerhs7572 3 года назад +2

      "The ship sank" ... Yes, that's a great start to the story, haha

  • @loonylovegood2.073
    @loonylovegood2.073 3 года назад +70

    Oh my god, i clicked faster than Nathan Evans could say "huh"

    • @thehistoricalgamer1960
      @thehistoricalgamer1960 3 года назад +5

      Isn’t he the guy that everyone thinks originally sung wellerman

    • @sebastianthegoat4265
      @sebastianthegoat4265 3 года назад +3

      I think he's the guy who made it popular again. The Longest John's also do sea shanties

    • @thehistoricalgamer1960
      @thehistoricalgamer1960 3 года назад +3

      @@sebastianthegoat4265 the song was already popular

    • @Siamese_Cat-zd5qk
      @Siamese_Cat-zd5qk 3 года назад

      Takes him 1 minute to say "huh" ?

    • @loonylovegood2.073
      @loonylovegood2.073 3 года назад +1

      @@Siamese_Cat-zd5qk umm nope, i am actually just really slow with typing.. lol :)
      but I clicked within the first second after I got the notification tho

  • @miathompson3880
    @miathompson3880 3 года назад +16

    I really appreciate how she had two people but she still went through all the editing for the spoon part

    • @julzbehr6696
      @julzbehr6696 3 года назад

      The two of them can’t get close, I think
      Because COVID reasons

  • @WarperTheAuthor
    @WarperTheAuthor Год назад +1

    Amazing thing to watch when having a fever… because it feels like a fever dream

  • @harkana2649
    @harkana2649 3 года назад +4

    “Forty days of crying, log off then on again” Google Translate be reopening fresh wounds from online school. HELP!! NOT THE FLASHBACKS!!!

  • @A_Grape_Online
    @A_Grape_Online 3 года назад +14

    “There once was a ship that sank”
    Titanic in one sentence

  • @andronixbegayaf
    @andronixbegayaf 3 года назад +7

    I was laughing so hard at "We'll take your vacation and run" that if not the video "how to watch my videos safely" that u made i would die

  • @PurgatoryProductions1
    @PurgatoryProductions1 3 года назад +95

    "give us sugar, tea, and space"
    the american colonies @ england c. 1776

  • @generalcodsworth4417
    @generalcodsworth4417 3 года назад +1

    "Log off then on again"
    That's my nightly routine for my computer

  • @milo_bilo5714
    @milo_bilo5714 3 года назад +10

    “We’ll take your vacation and run”
    OI- Don’t take my vacation XD
    “40 days of crying”
    So relatable- 😂😂😂

  • @scibanana3542
    @scibanana3542 3 года назад +30

    "thanks boss the minions and everybody"
    Who's your boss?

  • @leachedmocha4398
    @leachedmocha4398 3 года назад +12

    When the world needed her most, she returned

  • @reenabobeena
    @reenabobeena 3 года назад +8

    "Log off then on again"
    Sounds like me on Discord

  • @frozendaffodil3272
    @frozendaffodil3272 3 года назад +3

    "We'll take your vacation and run"
    - Every school ever

  • @Bolufo099
    @Bolufo099 10 месяцев назад +1

    "We'll take your vacation and run"
    Literal best quote ever