Google Translate Sings: "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  4 года назад +8820

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    • @maddiedraws146
      @maddiedraws146 4 года назад +52

      tom is v awesome

    • @oliverjones3824
      @oliverjones3824 4 года назад +62

      MALINDA PLEASE SORRY FOR YELLING BUT PLS TRANSLATE TWENTY ONE PILOTS OR MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE LYRICS PLEASE I LOVE YOU BYE

    • @hoshiyoshii
      @hoshiyoshii 4 года назад +21

      he is

    • @Catticus
      @Catticus 4 года назад +42

      Can you do among us chat translated or maybe translate a motivational video 😂

    • @starwolfishere53
      @starwolfishere53 4 года назад +12

      You should do "history maker" by dean fujioka maybe? It's my favorite song

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 4 года назад +2046

    "I don't want to pay, I'll never do that again!"
    Shortly afterwards, Rick was arrested for trying to dine and dash...

    • @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759
      @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759 4 года назад +27

      "MARKET PRICE! WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT!"
      ( sorry. I saw the perfect opportunity for a community reference and I just couldn't resist

    • @lauraarldt8139
      @lauraarldt8139 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @flyingdiamonds8492
      @flyingdiamonds8492 4 года назад +21

      DON'T LEAN ON THE TABLE

    • @Sirenhound
      @Sirenhound 4 года назад +6

      This is democracy manifest!!

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 4 года назад +5

      @@shermendlakk Self report. Sus

  • @lamineamari
    @lamineamari 4 года назад +10525

    I also love me some boomerangs sometimes

    • @slippez
      @slippez 4 года назад +20

      @@kkeomchizz woah

    • @jaconyde9525
      @jaconyde9525 4 года назад +74

      Sokka?

    • @rikadabow7581
      @rikadabow7581 4 года назад +54

      Yeah Sokka xD

    • @robertkiefer2030
      @robertkiefer2030 4 года назад +48

      As long as they don't hurt the camels...or Hannah. 😂😂😂

    • @LemTheDemon
      @LemTheDemon 4 года назад +33

      @@jaconyde9525 FINALLY I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS SOKKA COMMENT

  • @fntatn
    @fntatn 4 года назад +528

    No joke that guy actually did a really good impression.

    • @BenDash84
      @BenDash84 4 года назад +6

      I agree

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 4 года назад +12

      This is facts
      He makes the original feel like a rip-off

    • @oldman4549
      @oldman4549 4 года назад +3

      Your comment is so underrated

    • @itscaptaingamerplays1419
      @itscaptaingamerplays1419 4 года назад +5

      True. He is the succesor of Rick Astley.

    • @terradash
      @terradash 4 года назад +1

      Wait what? It isn't Rick Astley singing with the guy acting?

  • @iambher
    @iambher 2 года назад +2567

    I think I understand the meaning behind "boomerang" in this song.
    The boomerang is an object that returns to you when thrown. The original lyric that is being translated into "boomerang" in this song is "Never gonna say goodbye". If the boomerang comes back to you every time it is thrown, it will never have to say goodbye. So, therefore, boomerang.

    • @OffsideOctane
      @OffsideOctane 2 года назад +110

      TRUE

    • @multifandomnerd37
      @multifandomnerd37 2 года назад +115

      W H O A

    • @nellbell_sk8
      @nellbell_sk8 2 года назад +108

      Deep 😨

    • @rclark777
      @rclark777 2 года назад +181

      A surprising amount of Google Translate nonsense make more sense if you really think about them.

    • @Neptune-d7n
      @Neptune-d7n 2 года назад +28

      Just tryna get some salsa then bam Huggy Wuggy 🤣🤣

  • @dylancook7732
    @dylancook7732 3 года назад +6367

    I love how he refuses to pay and the waitress's biggest problem is that he's leaning on the table

  • @lazymuffin7443
    @lazymuffin7443 4 года назад +5755

    “You have a heart disease but I can’t tell” great doctor 10/10

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 4 года назад +225

      If doctor said this I would pass away right there

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco 4 года назад +252

      "Could be heart disease, could be a tiny little paper cut. To be honest, all of these diagrams look the same. Also, I am not a doctor, this is the library."

    • @entergroupnamexd2324
      @entergroupnamexd2324 4 года назад +118

      Doctor: Hi, you seem to have had too much salt, give it up
      Rick:(leans on table) don’t worry, I’ll never do that again
      Don’t: DONT LEAN ON THE TABLE

    • @isabella4793
      @isabella4793 4 года назад +31

      _Speech 100_

    • @pikamonketchumlol1237
      @pikamonketchumlol1237 4 года назад +7

      GT should really learn medical things. I can help:
      ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
      GT should be thankful

  • @Lucas43434
    @Lucas43434 3 года назад +4353

    I like how the lyrics are pretty consistent about this guy being a slightly arrogant social reject with insecurities and an irrational hatred of hoofed mammals.

    • @alienrat-z3g
      @alienrat-z3g 3 года назад +382

      also boomerang

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 3 года назад +63

      @@alienrat-z3g
      I didn't think I'll see this word again, but I guess it just returned....

    • @e5858
      @e5858 3 года назад +229

      He’s also an amateur doctor

    • @Vansjoo7966
      @Vansjoo7966 3 года назад +139

      And a cheapskate as well

    • @Unpug
      @Unpug 3 года назад +27

      LOL

  • @hiepdoshin7846
    @hiepdoshin7846 2 года назад +487

    "If you love love, don't speak impulsively"
    That is actually a pretty good bit of advice lol

    • @linkthehero8431
      @linkthehero8431 Год назад +49

      I also loved the not-so-subtle dig at Trump with the picture in the background 😆

    • @kipwhite6532
      @kipwhite6532 9 месяцев назад

      Probably need to change the pic to Biden sporting his gibberish and claiming he just talked to a French guy who died 28 years ago.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +1853

    The translator fail that was gonna happen eventually, glad it finally did

  • @helena4670
    @helena4670 3 года назад +1703

    Its so adorable when he sings "boomerang" with such a joy in his voice

  • @icepanda9223
    @icepanda9223 3 года назад +1339

    “You are not allowed to cry”
    Sadness cured

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 3 года назад +10

      want to be technical?
      if yes, keep reading, if no, ignore this comment.
      I have had depression for too long, I think I cried a lot till my tear ducts dried permanently, so I was not "allowed to cry", but I was still sad and depressed.
      I got better, but the point here is, not crying is not a cure for sadness.

    • @hunterplayz6859
      @hunterplayz6859 3 года назад +3

      @@Denki_Kaminari-t8e definitely a meme 😂

    • @minerobloxer1gaming663
      @minerobloxer1gaming663 3 года назад +2

      @@Denki_Kaminari-t8e o

    • @kartikmishra1935
      @kartikmishra1935 3 года назад +5

      Breaking News
      Depression is completely erased by a local tear hating boomerang

    • @soph8913
      @soph8913 3 года назад +2

      *boomerang*

  • @caitlinsnowfrost8244
    @caitlinsnowfrost8244 2 года назад +1115

    I can't get over how much Tom actually sounds like Rick Astley here.

    • @janTesika
      @janTesika 2 года назад +50

      he really does though.

    • @estherlouise924
      @estherlouise924 Год назад +23

      I know right!??

    • @Jesus_Offical
      @Jesus_Offical Год назад +25

      Yeah the voice is on point

    • @Import_Chaos
      @Import_Chaos Год назад +10

      I know the first time I saw this I actually thought he was rick Astley

    • @jonsack
      @jonsack Год назад +3

      deffenatley

  • @armanaryan4663
    @armanaryan4663 4 года назад +1772

    "you can't have friends anymore"
    google translate's having a hard time with social distancing too, huh?

    • @connorlomas1108
      @connorlomas1108 4 года назад +37

      I don't think Google translate has any friends anyway

    • @amber8921
      @amber8921 4 года назад +10

      I don’t have any friends soo

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 4 года назад +26

      @@connorlomas1108 not when they refuse to pay for their meals

    • @littledan6373
      @littledan6373 4 года назад +4

      I am glad google translate didnt destroyed this song:https: //ruclips.net/video/2942BB1JXFk/видео.html

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 4 года назад +6

      It’s probably because Lisa left it alone

  • @Beeba10
    @Beeba10 4 года назад +1695

    Malinda: "How is this meme still relevant???"
    Me: "Um, because the song SLAPS, Malinda."

    • @RikardPeterson
      @RikardPeterson 4 года назад +58

      Thank you! I had to scroll too far down the comments to find someone declaring that the song is good, but I'm glad I found you.

    • @Pokefan462
      @Pokefan462 4 года назад +32

      Well, yes, but actually no. The meme just had such a good start, and since a fair number of links still exist from when they were originally used, it still occurs unironically. In addition, it got enough traction in the public eye to become a common thing to do, and hit a sort of critical mass that allowed it to grow exponentially in the past, until it was effectively impossible not to know it. Additionally, It maintains relevance today because the "nostalgia" (heavy quotes) that it causes, such that people will click on it despite the meme, and want to share it with the younger generation which has yet to experience it.
      It's still a good song too, so that helps.

    • @Tanyableu
      @Tanyableu 4 года назад +14

      Never gonna give it up, Never gonna live it down, never gonna shelf this song indefnit'bly....!

    • @browntr95
      @browntr95 4 года назад +26

      @@Pokefan462 also, Rick Astley said in an AMA on Reddit last year that he thinks its awesome and he himself has been Rick Rolled by close friends and random links and thinks its "better than being a dead meme"

    • @fantasticube
      @fantasticube 4 года назад +6

      And people still fall for it

  • @breestakebobba2318
    @breestakebobba2318 4 года назад +3568

    "You are not allowed to cry"
    "Boomerang"
    English Teachers: *deeper than the mariana trench*

  • @ashleylandsberg8679
    @ashleylandsberg8679 Год назад +170

    I love how boomerang is one of the only consistent lyrics.

  • @guidomista5
    @guidomista5 4 года назад +1662

    Rick Astley:
    does not give you up
    does not let you down
    doesn not run around
    does not desert you
    does not make you cry
    does not say goodbye
    does not tell lies
    does not desert you
    Tom McGroven:
    does not want to pay
    will never do that again
    leans on the table when he's not supposed to
    does not allow you to cry
    boomerang
    wants to be stopped about hurting the camels
    is not a goat
    does not want to be what he is
    is far from feeling and yitewewoteli as well
    is in a place without beds
    boomerang (again)
    is alone waiting for Lisa
    My money is on Tom

  • @Thadudette
    @Thadudette 4 года назад +14064

    My fiancé proposed to me with the original just last month! 😄 But now I'm getting strange feelings that there may be camels involved in our future marriage... 🤔

    • @manofharlech5775
      @manofharlech5775 4 года назад +903

      pls, don't hurt'em... :¨(

    • @arunnambirajan5157
      @arunnambirajan5157 4 года назад +894

      Don't let them hurt the camels though
      Edit: Wait your the girl who sings everything that's literally happening on the screen!

    • @Z_purple_Z
      @Z_purple_Z 4 года назад +162

      Nice content

    • @Thadudette
      @Thadudette 4 года назад +313

      @@arunnambirajan5157 Ayup that's me :)

    • @maciakontonasakis379
      @maciakontonasakis379 4 года назад +130

      I love your content so much! It never fails to make me laugh!

  • @pam7080
    @pam7080 3 года назад +3907

    "Your lucky to have a phone. Back in my days, we had to play with carrots"

    • @nalinisambashiva3313
      @nalinisambashiva3313 3 года назад +57

      @Naomi Edward BOOMERang

    • @raichouthepenguin
      @raichouthepenguin 3 года назад +57

      Underrated comment

    • @erm_honestly
      @erm_honestly 3 года назад +36

      @Mya Grant 600 years ago And no beds

    • @zane5913
      @zane5913 3 года назад +43

      @Mya Grant 600 years ago Oh really? Your lucky to haven't lean on the table or have friends. In my days, We never had houses

    • @FalsestPositive
      @FalsestPositive 3 года назад +29

      @Mya Grant 600 years ago oh yeah?you’re lucky to be able to complain about it! I can’t even hurt camels or cry

  • @turbkeysamdwich1880
    @turbkeysamdwich1880 Год назад +26

    “Booomerang” is by far my favorite lyric, followed by “don’t let me hurt the camels,” “I don’t want to be what I am,” “I’m not a goat,” and “I do not want to pay, I’ll never do that again, don’t leean on the table!”

  • @RetroReviewsMovies
    @RetroReviewsMovies 3 года назад +4771

    What we learned:
    -Don’t lean on the table.
    -Don’t let him hurt the camels.
    -Boomerang.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +1356

    We just got Malinda rolled

    • @mimic5495
      @mimic5495 4 года назад +72

      dont you mean
      we changed rick
      (yes i did just translate we got rickrolled a bunch of times)

    • @starlight72733
      @starlight72733 4 года назад +11

      @@mimic5495 Bold of you😎👍🏼

    • @sage9996
      @sage9996 4 года назад +6

      eeeee

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 4 года назад +8

      "I just got We changed Rick'd"

    • @pikamonketchumlol1237
      @pikamonketchumlol1237 4 года назад +5

      Here's a language you can change it to. It's called Rikrolle: ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

  • @inushinro
    @inushinro 4 года назад +3182

    the ONLY thing that could make this better is if rick himself did this version

    • @jpwhjg
      @jpwhjg 4 года назад +36

      He's dead...
      Edit: stfu, I know he ain't dead now

    • @Firelord91021
      @Firelord91021 4 года назад +132

      @@jpwhjg no.. hes not

    • @bentyleo
      @bentyleo 4 года назад +151

      @@Firelord91021 why do so many people think hes dead when hes just old

    • @jpwhjg
      @jpwhjg 4 года назад +95

      @@Firelord91021 *My sister has lied to me.*

    • @Firelord91021
      @Firelord91021 4 года назад +21

      @@bentyleo idk

  • @davidlevenstam4343
    @davidlevenstam4343 2 года назад +122

    I love how Malinda gives in to the music finally and jumps into the video within the video. 😀

  • @jeffbezoslover
    @jeffbezoslover 4 года назад +576

    “You have heart disease, but I can’t tell.”
    now that’s something you never want to hear from your doctor

    • @Agent_DJ
      @Agent_DJ 4 года назад +19

      uh oh spaghettios

    • @p3chv0gel22
      @p3chv0gel22 4 года назад +8

      But if he said to me "you have a heart disease, but i can't tell"
      Doesn't that mean he told me already?

    • @jeffbezoslover
      @jeffbezoslover 4 года назад +16

      @@p3chv0gel22 It basically means that you have a heart disease, but he doesn’t know which one you have.

    • @p3chv0gel22
      @p3chv0gel22 4 года назад +3

      @@jeffbezoslover oh. I might have misunderstood this line than xD

    • @lizvdp8066
      @lizvdp8066 3 года назад +3

      Lol welcome to my chronically ill life :p

  • @LizzyRebecca
    @LizzyRebecca 3 года назад +1950

    “Total devotion, I guess”
    “You can’t have friends anymore”
    “You are not allowed to cry”
    Sounds like a possessive boyfriend

    • @pepparody
      @pepparody 3 года назад +119

      Roger that!
      (can I have some likes? :D)

    • @nakshatramusic21
      @nakshatramusic21 3 года назад +19

      @@pepparody here u go have a good day everyone

    • @pepparody
      @pepparody 3 года назад +13

      @@nakshatramusic21 thanks :D

    • @cc-oo7vn
      @cc-oo7vn 3 года назад +28

      Or girlfriend

    • @dimitrivavoulis2184
      @dimitrivavoulis2184 3 года назад +27

      It sounded to me more like a cheap, lonely, lovable idiot with a personal vendetta towards camels jajajajjaja

  • @jules0095
    @jules0095 3 года назад +2377

    "you have heart disease but i cant tell"
    -doctors in 2040 who cheated in online school

  • @dixiecobb9189
    @dixiecobb9189 2 года назад +108

    You know i bet if Mr.Astley ever got to watch this he'd probably get a few good laughs. He does look like he has a sense of humor.

  • @mellyflori6856
    @mellyflori6856 3 года назад +742

    “Boomerang!”
    “Don’t let me hurt the camels.”
    So is he telling the boomerang not to let him hurt the camels, or does he intend to use the boomerang to hurt the camels?

  • @aka.slayyy
    @aka.slayyy 4 года назад +1169

    "Who's Hannah?"
    *More importantly, who's Lisa?*

  • @draco5906
    @draco5906 4 года назад +1287

    Memes aside that guy’s voice sounds just like the original! gg mate

    • @uncoolguy5722
      @uncoolguy5722 3 года назад +29

      I think it is him
      Edit: I'm now 99.99 percent sure from checking rick now

    • @draco5906
      @draco5906 3 года назад +30

      @@uncoolguy5722 Let the conspiracy theories begin!

    • @nlugo31105
      @nlugo31105 3 года назад +8

      I’m during at night sleeping.

    • @angiehunt6478
      @angiehunt6478 3 года назад +6

      BOOMERANG

    • @SCP--pr1yd
      @SCP--pr1yd 3 года назад +5

      It’s called auto tune I think

  • @mustin07doesgaming
    @mustin07doesgaming Год назад +12

    “You shine like salt and this is me” I’m crying how is it possible to create such beautiful lyrics?

  • @TheOneAndOnlyJesseGibson
    @TheOneAndOnlyJesseGibson 4 года назад +660

    I don't care what people say, this 'Rickroll' is a great and proud language and, as it's now a person, I'll say it directly: I'm Never Gonna Give You Up.

    • @emeraldkoala2
      @emeraldkoala2 4 года назад +3

      Agreed.

    • @hamburgurize
      @hamburgurize 4 года назад +7

      Not gonna lie, they had us in the first one.

    • @MariBerry
      @MariBerry 4 года назад +2

      Good to know!

    • @oof9634
      @oof9634 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/j5a0jTc9S10/видео.html
      We know u clicked it

    • @derorje2035
      @derorje2035 4 года назад +3

      @@oof9634 no, I open "read more" first every time

  • @FactualStuff
    @FactualStuff 4 года назад +351

    “I do not want to pay, I’ll never do that again.”
    -the UK leaving the EU

  • @DualKeys
    @DualKeys 4 года назад +822

    I feel like we should start inserting “boomerang” into random conversations now.

  • @tylerbob2072
    @tylerbob2072 Год назад +378

    “You’re not allowed to cry”
    “BOOMERANG!”
    “Don’t let me hurt the camels!”
    I cannot stop laughing, wtf?! 😂😂

    • @alexholley2712
      @alexholley2712 Год назад +22

      Hey! Don't use that emoji, remember, you are not allowed to cry!

    • @dennisddt1146
      @dennisddt1146 Год назад +8

      @@alexholley2712 BOOMERANG!

    • @alexholley2712
      @alexholley2712 Год назад +7

      @@dennisddt1146 Don't let me hurt the camels (I hate those darn camels)

    • @hoichingwong4267
      @hoichingwong4267 Год назад +2

      I have the same thought with u haha

    • @vapyofthewind
      @vapyofthewind Год назад +4

      if someone is sad then BOOMERANG

  • @oblivionplayz165
    @oblivionplayz165 4 года назад +494

    "You're not allowed to cry, Boomerang."
    I felt that.

    • @pikachu-jf2oh
      @pikachu-jf2oh 4 года назад +3

      You are not allowed to cry, bomb

    • @furret5954
      @furret5954 4 года назад +1

      @Jumbled Echo *you are not allowed to cry

    • @vyronix5698
      @vyronix5698 4 года назад +2

      Why is this so recent?

    • @tongylafemboi
      @tongylafemboi 4 года назад +1

      @@vyronix5698 yes

    • @eri_has_coffee
      @eri_has_coffee 4 года назад +1

      Sokka when he looses his boomerang*

  • @landon.m
    @landon.m 4 года назад +296

    What he says: "Never gonna make you cry"
    What he means: *"YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CRY"*

  • @jadebayoba7073
    @jadebayoba7073 3 года назад +1110

    HOW IS EVERYBODY IGNORING THE FACT THAT HE NAILED IT SAYING "YETIWEWOTELI"

    • @raceexpertguy
      @raceexpertguy 3 года назад +43

      probably took him a while

    • @galyxx226
      @galyxx226 3 года назад +11

      ya spelled it wrong

    • @jadebayoba7073
      @jadebayoba7073 3 года назад +14

      I spelled it wrong god damn

    • @danbergs7737
      @danbergs7737 3 года назад +16

      Yeet- Eh- way- woah- tell- E

    • @Leo-rl7qi
      @Leo-rl7qi 3 года назад +4

      in what *minute?*

  • @jellyrat8122
    @jellyrat8122 2 года назад +61

    Legend tells that Hannah is the one to stop this Rick rolling madness 🧐

  • @sispls2829
    @sispls2829 3 года назад +645

    “You can’t have friends anymore.”
    Bold of you to think I had friends in the first place.

  • @Tegres1
    @Tegres1 4 года назад +3314

    Group leader: "Tell us a bit about yourself."
    Me: *"I'm not a goat."*

  • @erstwhileresonance
    @erstwhileresonance 4 года назад +403

    I set new rules for myself :
    - No crying
    - No leaning on the table
    - No doing that again
    - Can't have friends
    - *Don't hurt the camels*
    - Boomerang

    • @gottab100
      @gottab100 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @sammy-de5kv
      @sammy-de5kv 4 года назад +10

      you forgot about playing with carrots xD

    • @jontancena
      @jontancena 4 года назад +3

      And mask

    • @vitormanuel9889
      @vitormanuel9889 4 года назад +2

      Im angry about the new rules

    • @jontancena
      @jontancena 4 года назад +6

      WAIT YOU FORGOT DONT SPEAK IMPULSIVELY

  • @Flake_n_Paws
    @Flake_n_Paws 11 месяцев назад +7

    I love how "You wouldn't get this from any other guy" turns into "You can't have friends anymore"

  • @loopfruit2256
    @loopfruit2256 3 года назад +761

    “I want to know what they think”
    *silence*
    “Roger that”

  • @HaffelTheWaffel_2.0
    @HaffelTheWaffel_2.0 3 года назад +2187

    Things that we all learned:
    -He is not in love with his legs
    -You shine like salt
    -You can't have friends anymore
    -He wants to know what they think
    -He doesn't want to pay
    -He will never do that again
    -Don't lean on the table
    -You are not allowed to cry
    -Don't let him hurt the camels
    -Clothes are shown
    -You have heart disease but he can't tell
    -We all know what works indoors and out (WEAR YOUR MASKS)
    -We have to play with carrots
    -If you love love then don't speak impulsively
    -He's not a goat
    -He doesn't want to be what he is
    -He is far from fleeing and yitewewoteli (what?)
    -There are no beds
    -Be alone and wait for Lisa
    -Never give up
    -He will never die
    -B O O M E R A N G

  • @oliverharston815
    @oliverharston815 3 года назад +772

    "You have heart disease but I can't tell"
    *GEE THANKS DOC, THAT WAS REALLY HELPFUL!*

    • @cloudiiblossom
      @cloudiiblossom 3 года назад +17

      i mean it was

    • @crystalplayz3514
      @crystalplayz3514 2 года назад +29

      Roger that!

    • @petrastein2531
      @petrastein2531 2 года назад +8

      That sounds too much like Marty Crane XD

    • @muffindestroyerr
      @muffindestroyerr 2 года назад +12

      *but did you know that I’m not a goat*

    • @Bowossum
      @Bowossum 2 года назад +2

      @@muffindestroyerr Thats something a goat would say hmmm

  • @angeldelvax7219
    @angeldelvax7219 8 месяцев назад +8

    Still HILARIOUS. It gets even funnier when you know that Rick Astley found out about Rickrolling when he got Rickrolled himself XD

  • @PhoenixHunter_
    @PhoenixHunter_ 3 года назад +1282

    *”you can’t have friends anymore”*
    *”yitewewoteli”*

    • @NotKevinNeverWas
      @NotKevinNeverWas 3 года назад +29

      Who's Hannah and Lisa??

    • @lukasnovikas2838
      @lukasnovikas2838 3 года назад +20

      Yitewewtoli was invented by a guy named Tom in 2020

    • @SniperCyanide
      @SniperCyanide 3 года назад +10

      Just based on the way it sounds Yitewewoteli sounds like some sort of Native American/First Nation spirit (like Yé'iitsoh, Matshishkapeu, Kokyangwuti, etc.)

    • @SnappBacc
      @SnappBacc 3 года назад +4

      No somos extraños para amar
      Tu conoces las reglas y yo también
      Un compromiso total es lo que estoy pensando
      No obtendrías esto de ningún otro chico
      Solo quiero decirte como me siento
      Tengo que hacerte entender
      Nunca va a dar
      Nunca te voy a decepcionar
      Nunca voy a correr y abandonarte
      Nunca te haré llorar
      Nunca voy a decir adios
      Nunca diré una mentira y te lastimaré
      Nos conocemos desde hace tanto tiempo
      Te duele el corazón pero eres demasiado tímido para decirlo
      Por dentro, ambos sabemos lo que ha estado pasando
      Conocemos el juego y lo vamos a jugar
      Y si me preguntas como me siento
      No me digas que eres demasiado ciego para ver
      Nunca va a dar
      Nunca te voy a decepcionar
      Nunca voy a correr y abandonarte
      Nunca te haré llorar
      Nunca voy a decir adios
      Nunca le diré a un ...
      >:)

    • @NotKevinNeverWas
      @NotKevinNeverWas 3 года назад +5

      @@SnappBacc
      Oh dear.....

  • @hermionegranger7598
    @hermionegranger7598 3 года назад +271

    “You shine like salt”
    The best compliment I have ever been given

  • @wendyjay2909
    @wendyjay2909 4 года назад +394

    Today I used google translate and typed in “never gonna give you up”
    After mixing some languages It gave me back “I will not let you down”

    • @quodekash6266
      @quodekash6266 3 года назад +58

      *applause* google translate knows whassup

    • @_somuchstardust_
      @_somuchstardust_ 3 года назад +35

      I did that and I got "He will not abandon you"

    • @aaronfan9306
      @aaronfan9306 3 года назад +17

      I got I will not abandon you

    • @misusaki8980
      @misusaki8980 3 года назад +20

      Bro I got “you will be abandon”

    • @beluga-whales
      @beluga-whales 3 года назад +10

      I got “I am abandon

  • @ibis03
    @ibis03 2 года назад +34

    That "I will never die" phrase fits well for Rickroll

  • @kdemetter
    @kdemetter 4 года назад +930

    "You can't have, friends anymore"
    "You are not allowed to cry"
    "You have heart disease but I can't tell"
    "We all know what works indoors and out"
    "We have to play, with carrots"
    "There are no beds"
    "Be alone wait for Lisa"
    "Help me"
    This song is so 2020

  • @Nobody-tj6gr
    @Nobody-tj6gr 4 года назад +158

    So, instant respect for how "Never gonna say goodbye," became "Boomerang," because you don't have to say goodbye to a boomerang because it comes back!

  • @danigonxd
    @danigonxd 4 года назад +10779

    I rick rolled myself on purpose. Damn.

  • @mhodgdon9802
    @mhodgdon9802 2 года назад +36

    Please make this into an actual song. It is so good and so much better and funnier than the original

    • @rezaghanbari2172
      @rezaghanbari2172 11 месяцев назад +2

      Bruh you were LITERALLY WATCHING IT.

  • @nibbles6675
    @nibbles6675 4 года назад +497

    This song is about Rick detailing his recent crisis. He says that behind the great dancing, he was a different person who has a complicated relationship history. After proposing to his girlfriend Hannah before failing to follow through with it, his friends ran around and deserted him. He attempted to get with some other girls, but having heard of his poor devotion, they said no. This began a downward spiral for Rick. He became so strongly depressed that he refused to do what people wanted. He paid no taxes, and when asked about it he disobeyed company policy by leaning on the table. He told some people they weren’t allowed to cry as they didn’t know true sadness. But his worst action would come when he smuggled camels to Australia only to slaughter them all with a boomerang (though he later regretted this one). He tried a few times to get with other girls, but all fell through. The first died of heart disease shortly after meeting Rick, the second tricked him into coming to her house only to find no one there and no bed to sleep in, and the third, Lisa, left him waiting for her at a bus stop. After all that, Rick jokingly considered turning gay. Even a side job at a clothes store couldn’t distract him from his depression. And to make matters worse, it was during the 2020 COVID pandemic and presidential election (yuck). Rick wished he could be anyone else, even a goat. With nowhere to turn, he decided to get help from psychology (which he previously avoided due to wanting to face his problems alone). They suggested apologising to Hannah, which he does via Zoom (remember, pandemic). Hannah accepts the apology, and they get back together, which ultimately cures his depression. The end. Yay.
    Oh and this song was made while Rick was recovering from his poor mental state so he’s still not entirely ok, with a few random food references and the occasional stroke (yitewewoteli)
    Edit: thx for the likes, here is your reward ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @MalpiaRodzina
      @MalpiaRodzina 4 года назад +22

      So deep

    • @temin2776
      @temin2776 4 года назад +24

      Okay. You explain a lot.

    • @quetzalcoatlustastic
      @quetzalcoatlustastic 4 года назад +37

      Notice that the person who Rick tells "you are not allowed to cry" is technically *himself* (okay so it's Tom in a different outfit, but earlier in the video, Rick pointed at him and said "this is me"). So he's not allowing himself to cry - maybe he's used to bottling his emotions.

    • @Usernamee619
      @Usernamee619 4 года назад +16

      This is emotional idk why

    • @ciaquine6129
      @ciaquine6129 4 года назад +6

      Woah

  • @youtubecat1658
    @youtubecat1658 4 года назад +5212

    "You can't have friends anymore"
    "We have to play with carrots"
    "Help me"
    Quarantine be like

  • @teamcyeborg
    @teamcyeborg 4 года назад +593

    This guy looks like if Rick Astley himself was translated like this

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 года назад +50

      It's the perfect and weird son of Rick Astley and the eleventh doctor. And I'm all for it.

    • @goldbirdo7775
      @goldbirdo7775 4 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @ArielVHarloff
      @ArielVHarloff 4 года назад +16

      @@NWolfsson eleven? I was actually getting ten vibes

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 года назад +3

      excuse me 🤣

  • @kylemiller8783
    @kylemiller8783 Год назад +7

    What I learned from this: he's not a goat, he doesn't want to pay, he has beef with camels for whatever reason, and leaning on tables is bad.

  • @Hamppdur
    @Hamppdur 3 года назад +436

    “Total devotion…..I guess”
    True love ❤️

    • @benji274
      @benji274 3 года назад +24

      You can’t have friends anymore, though

    • @cheerios8210
      @cheerios8210 3 года назад +15

      @@benji274 That's a bit sad, even though he does indeed love love.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 3 года назад +11

      @@cheerios8210 As long as he doesn't lean on the table or hurt camels.

  • @MazochistaRozsas
    @MazochistaRozsas 3 года назад +1440

    "I'm not a goat"
    My disappointment is immesurable and my day is ruined.

    • @B0red379
      @B0red379 3 года назад +56

      He's not a goat but he doesn't want to be what he is. He WANTS to be a goat.

    • @MazochistaRozsas
      @MazochistaRozsas 3 года назад +16

      @@B0red379 I'll allow it

    • @B0red379
      @B0red379 3 года назад +10

      @@MazochistaRozsas
      Yay :)

    • @bonjour570
      @bonjour570 3 года назад +3

      Hi hp fan!

    • @MazochistaRozsas
      @MazochistaRozsas 3 года назад +3

      @@bonjour570 hi!

  • @Ptylersworld
    @Ptylersworld 4 года назад +584

    Lyric Meanings:
    Tom is a man who is a fashion model from the town of Yitewewoteli, who models the latest trends in clothing (self was seasoned, clothes are shown). He claims that he is not in love with his legs, and said that his competition "shined like salt", and "this is me!". He is in a committed relationship with a girl named Lisa Camille. After being engaged for a while, he is having second thoughts about being in a devoted relationship. He discovers that he no longer has the time to hang out with his friends anymore. When he asks them what they think about his relationship, they just glare at him with a look of contempt and disgust, which he responds to with "roger that". He takes Lisa out to an expensive restaurant, however when the bill comes due, he remarks "I do not want to pay, I'll never do that again!". The waitress warns him not to lean on the table. Since he didn't pay, both of them had to work in the kitchen to pay for the meal, helping to cut carrots. Distraught, he goes to his parents for advice and begs him to not "let him hurt the camels" (a contemptuous term he used for the Camille family). He says that Lisa's choice for eating out was disgusting and that he could not eat it because he is "not a goat". He also says that he does not want to be what he is (a sure sign he is displeased with his life choices). His parents warn him that if he wants to continue to have a successful relationship, he needs to learn to not speak impulsively and that he is not allowed to cry. On the second date, Tom and Lisa go to a different restaurant, where the same thing happens again ("I do not want to pay, I'll never do that again!"). Afterwards, he goes to rent a hotel room for the two of them, but discover that there are no beds available. He goes back to the road alone to wait for Lisa to show up, but she never shows up, leaving him sitting on the curb. Heartbroken, he calls his mom Hannah to come to help him. She tells him to never give up, to which he responds "I'm far from fleeing, and Yitewewoteli" and "I will never die". Little does he know that the stress of his relationship has given him heart disease, a fact that his doctor had failed to notice. Like a boomerang, all of his life choices are coming back to haunt him. Will Tom ever find true happiness? -fin

    • @benjaminteller2080
      @benjaminteller2080 4 года назад +59

      This is beautiful and matches up perfect with the song. One question. What does yiteyewoteli mean

    • @Ptylersworld
      @Ptylersworld 4 года назад +18

      @@benjaminteller2080 I tried googling the word, and I couldn't find an answer to it. Sorry. :(

    • @LocalCatgirl0689
      @LocalCatgirl0689 4 года назад +30

      @@Ptylersworld If you add a space in a few spots it’ll detect it as Chinese and translate to “Secret Service”, but that’s as close as I got

    • @meatkirbo
      @meatkirbo 4 года назад +22

      @@LocalCatgirl0689 umm, this adds a whole new twist to the song.

    • @mirhanhuric8927
      @mirhanhuric8927 4 года назад +15

      I just devoted 5 minutes of my life reading this lmaoo

  • @bookwormboi184
    @bookwormboi184 Год назад +6

    "I want to know what they think...
    Nevermind"
    Is my favorite lyric

  • @kaidoesthingsidk
    @kaidoesthingsidk 3 года назад +1024

    'Self was seasoned, clothes are shown'
    Every clothing commercial I see in a nutshell

  • @sulkyy3262
    @sulkyy3262 4 года назад +1867

    “You are not allowed to cry”
    “I’ll never do that again”
    Guys, I think google translate needs a therapist.
    Edit: h e r e i s a c o o k i e 🍪

    • @aaaaa2264
      @aaaaa2264 4 года назад +36

      He's the yandere psycho boyfriend.

    • @mariselag.7197
      @mariselag.7197 4 года назад +19

      BOoMARANG

    • @goose93
      @goose93 4 года назад +32

      "You are not allowed to cry"
      "BOOMERANG"

    • @goose93
      @goose93 4 года назад +17

      No crying because boomerang exists

    • @aaaaa2264
      @aaaaa2264 4 года назад +3

      @@mariselag.7197 😂

  • @RedshiftYT
    @RedshiftYT 4 года назад +1020

    rick astley: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
    google translate: *you can't have any friends anymore*

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 4 года назад +42

      These 2 statements somehow work together

    • @rafaxpg
      @rafaxpg 4 года назад +51

      Honestly, A pretty accurate translation
      Google translate didn't the best at translating, but seems pretty good at recognizing an abusive relationship

    • @PinayLesbianMums
      @PinayLesbianMums 4 года назад +2

      XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @itscaptaingamerplays1419
      @itscaptaingamerplays1419 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @BDSFormula1
      @BDSFormula1 3 года назад +4

      You are not allowed to cry

  • @the-rising-stars
    @the-rising-stars 2 года назад +16

    2:02 EYYY
    HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

  • @Blamindo
    @Blamindo 4 года назад +805

    "there are no beds, boomerang! "
    my english teacher: "the empty bed is a symbol of what he has lost, and the boomerang is his hope that one day what he lost will soon return. "

    • @reesespieces
      @reesespieces 4 года назад +77

      _dang, how meaningful google translate._

    • @wanomarwanabdullah4574
      @wanomarwanabdullah4574 4 года назад +16

      This is underated

    • @ciekawyrys
      @ciekawyrys 4 года назад +5

      @@wanomarwanabdullah4574+1

    • @SonGayku
      @SonGayku 4 года назад +22

      I swear, why do english teachers have like 9000 reasons for why the author used 'the' in a book

    • @ciekawyrys
      @ciekawyrys 4 года назад +7

      @@SonGayku 5 seconds later...
      Teacher:
      There is 299884774838839993939 the in this preegiptic site

  • @TomJohnson67
    @TomJohnson67 4 года назад +371

    I translated the word "rickroll"
    20 languages later it became "redistributions"

  • @neitheism
    @neitheism 4 года назад +463

    Am I actually, willingly, getting rick rolled... by myself?
    Apparently so

    • @sateliteschinos
      @sateliteschinos 4 года назад +14

      🇲​🇦​🇱​🇮​🇳​🇩​🇦​🇷​🇴​🇱​🇱​ 🇪​🇩​

    • @Toastmaster_5000
      @Toastmaster_5000 4 года назад +2

      Well yes but actually no

    • @kbeara03
      @kbeara03 2 месяца назад +2

      I have the original song on my playlist (which has a bit of everything on it) and I always shuffle it. That means there’s always a chance that my shuffle will Rick-Roll me and I’m fine with it.

  • @Eeveethegamer26
    @Eeveethegamer26 2 года назад +13

    I used to hate getting Rickrolled, but I enjoy the song way too much

  • @Lduck2
    @Lduck2 3 года назад +506

    We need to acknowledge how the backing vocals are downright angelic.

    • @ayssersoussi6198
      @ayssersoussi6198 3 года назад +1

      We need to understand what Peng Su is.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy Год назад +2

      Malinda is so damn talented.

  • @solus8685
    @solus8685 4 года назад +663

    "Total devotion, I guess"
    "You can't have friends anymore"
    "I do not want to pay"
    "I'll never do that again"
    "Don't lean on the table"
    "You're not allowed to cry"
    "You have heart disease but I can't tell"
    "(Help me)"
    He's just describing what being an adult feels like

    • @swampymender4400
      @swampymender4400 4 года назад +31

      BOOMERANG

    • @quarkmolotov1049
      @quarkmolotov1049 4 года назад +17

      I do not want to be what I am

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 4 года назад +11

      @@swampymender4400 I mean, it does have the word "boomer" in it

    • @mstech-gamingandmore1827
      @mstech-gamingandmore1827 4 года назад +9

      @@solus8685 BOOMER AANG
      Edit: I swear to god this is a dead meme, why are people liking this? Even if it's just 6 likes...

    • @awesomeaustenkitty
      @awesomeaustenkitty 4 года назад +1

      It’s like google translate did a rick roll on us themselves .-.

  • @Raven0915
    @Raven0915 2 года назад +1033

    I love how the waitress doesn’t care that he won’t pay and she is more concerned about him leaning on the table 😂

    • @amywithwaffles.com-yt
      @amywithwaffles.com-yt 2 года назад +18

      ✨✨ I k r-✨✨

    • @disaintyopot
      @disaintyopot 2 года назад +57

      Must be a expensive table

    • @sleepygirl246
      @sleepygirl246 Год назад +6

      @@disaintyopot YEAH IMAO

    • @AlechiaTheWitch
      @AlechiaTheWitch Год назад +7

      ​@@disaintyopot must be in some expensive resteraunt. Thatbid why he does noy want to pay

    • @AlechiaTheWitch
      @AlechiaTheWitch Год назад +2

      @my comments are mostly jokes 200$ for 5 grams

  • @TrainOfImagination
    @TrainOfImagination 4 месяца назад +3

    0:48 that's an amazing "oh come on, seriously?!" face

  • @WarmBreadBearBuddy
    @WarmBreadBearBuddy 3 года назад +520

    Malinda: questions who Hannah is
    Also Malinda: doesn’t wonder who Lisa is

  • @FleurMarigold
    @FleurMarigold 4 года назад +801

    I get so excited when I see you upload!

    • @spazetv
      @spazetv 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @Crx557
      @Crx557 4 года назад +2

      What is funny

    • @spazetv
      @spazetv 4 года назад

      @@Crx557 idk

    • @elliebaune
      @elliebaune 4 года назад

      Same

    • @pikamonketchumlol1237
      @pikamonketchumlol1237 4 года назад +2

      You should check out her new video in her second channel!
      ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

  • @meh3629
    @meh3629 4 года назад +887

    "You are not allowed to cry"
    "Boomerang"
    Depression cured

    • @Epic_Semibold
      @Epic_Semibold 4 года назад +57

      Suicide drop rate to 0%
      *Roger that.*

    • @hotdog0275
      @hotdog0275 4 года назад +23

      If you know someone with depression just go up to them and say boomerang with no context

    • @kyle_1960
      @kyle_1960 4 года назад +8

      cringiness accured

    • @jasperrin2280
      @jasperrin2280 4 года назад +13

      @@hotdog0275 "y'know, I've been feeling really depressed lately.." "Boomerang."

    • @mistysudios9855
      @mistysudios9855 4 года назад +13

      “I’ve been thinking of committing sui-“ “Boomerang.” “Nevermind, I’ll live.”

  • @KingofGamingAndTrains456
    @KingofGamingAndTrains456 Год назад +24

    “Yo guys, I’ve found a way to cure depression!”
    “Cool, what is it?”
    “Boomerang.”

  • @devenhull3677
    @devenhull3677 4 года назад +257

    So we're not going to talk about yitewewoteli?
    For those who care I think it might be 以特务额我特利 which apparently means spy

    • @simran12354
      @simran12354 4 года назад +3

      How do you spell that im curious 🙈

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 4 года назад +11

      Google’s a spy! I knew it after I kept getting those ads directly after I was talking about something in real life

    • @pogigwapo5093
      @pogigwapo5093 4 года назад +6

      It's an anagram of 'oily tweet tie' if that helps

    • @simran12354
      @simran12354 4 года назад

      Kitty Love 😂😂😂😂

    • @pokemoncomix7476
      @pokemoncomix7476 4 года назад

      yep, it means i am aa secret service

  • @saltenzy449
    @saltenzy449 4 года назад +178

    Okay so the general feel of this one:
    Rick is having a self crisis/narcissistic episode while detailing all the stuff he would want to do for his SO (all of which seem pretty emotionally abusive) and recounting urging the SO to not let him repeat his crimes against the wild camels released in the Australian outback in the 1930s because he's mentioning boomerang alot so he probably hunted them using a boomerang.

    • @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759
      @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759 4 года назад +14

      He is with Lisa at the moment, but the song is really intended for his mistress with whom he is having an affair: Hannah

    • @SunDarling369
      @SunDarling369 4 года назад +3

      He also tried to solve his problems with marriage but sadly his heart isn't in it 1:08

    • @lauraarldt8139
      @lauraarldt8139 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂laughing this much hurts......

    • @KarasuGamma
      @KarasuGamma 4 года назад

      But what about the yitewewoteli?

  • @Scalibbur
    @Scalibbur 3 года назад +542

    How is everybody not dying for the “don’t lean on the table” line?
    It’s totally hilarious, love it

    • @abandonedaccountstopfillin9908
      @abandonedaccountstopfillin9908 3 года назад +10

      I mean he probably lost his gf lesa because of that and now he has a new gf called hanah due to the evidence on the song

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 3 года назад +2

      Because we watched and applied the tips Malinda gave us in this video:
      ruclips.net/video/H6_9hOQOKzQ/видео.html

    • @maxdag1290
      @maxdag1290 3 года назад

      @@NWolfsson how come she doesn’t want us to laugh at it?

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 3 года назад +2

      @@maxdag1290 Oh, it is not advice on how not to laugh, but on how to laugh safely in order not to die, expel bodily fluids, or put oneself in dire social situations.

    • @maxdag1290
      @maxdag1290 3 года назад +1

      @@NWolfsson oh so you are allowed to laugh?

  • @Nix1280
    @Nix1280 Год назад +6

    2:26 "I do not want to be what I am"
    yeah, I felt that lmao

  • @Lauren24199
    @Lauren24199 4 года назад +698

    My parents:
    *DONT LEAN ON THE TABLE DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW MUCH TABLES COSTS THESE DAYS THEY’RE LIKE $30872828747288 FRIKIN DOLLARS*

    • @meowthindegame8127
      @meowthindegame8127 4 года назад +16

      situational mood

    • @zacharywooden2113
      @zacharywooden2113 4 года назад +20

      Okay, okay! I do not want to pay. I'll never do that again!

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 4 года назад +10

      Before watching: 😕
      After watching: 😆

    • @Sqittal
      @Sqittal 4 года назад +10

      I do not want to pay! I’ll never do that again!

    • @kakeskr
      @kakeskr 4 года назад +5

      I only have plastic tables though you shouldn't lean... they might break

  • @jakkakasunset5485
    @jakkakasunset5485 3 года назад +135

    "You are not allowed to cry"
    *DEPRESSION RATES FALL TO 0%*

    • @Rei_IsJustHere
      @Rei_IsJustHere 3 года назад +1

      *Y O U A R E N O T A L L O W E D T O C R Y*

  • @sofiestenbk827
    @sofiestenbk827 3 года назад +1210

    Did i just rickroll myself? Yes.
    Do i regret it? Abselutly not.
    Do i recommend? I do indeed.

    • @isaakhan004
      @isaakhan004 3 года назад +11

      I recommend it to nonaggressive people.

    • @marcosluismartinmorales5523
      @marcosluismartinmorales5523 3 года назад +4

      BOOMERANG

    • @GravesRWFiA
      @GravesRWFiA 3 года назад +3

      I like how she just gives in to it and joins him.

    • @monkeybanana3635
      @monkeybanana3635 3 года назад +5

      Do I agree with you? Yes I do
      I do not want to pay
      I’ll never do that again
      Don’t lean on the table
      You are not allowed to cry
      *B O O M E R A N G*
      Don’t let me hurt the camels

    • @someonesomewhereinthose7bi38
      @someonesomewhereinthose7bi38 3 года назад +2

      @@monkeybanana3635
      There are no beds
      Boomerang
      Be alone wait for Lisa

  • @devil3sixiyeah295
    @devil3sixiyeah295 Год назад +7

    For some reason, this song has a more Christmas vibe for me than any other actually Christmas songs, weird

  • @shiromitorayoshi8512
    @shiromitorayoshi8512 3 года назад +1639

    “How to deal with depression”
    Google: See a therapist
    Bing: You are not allowed to cry. Boomerang!

    • @PugintheStrudel
      @PugintheStrudel 3 года назад +16

      wouldn't it be the other way round?

    • @danbergs7737
      @danbergs7737 3 года назад +47

      @@PugintheStrudel Clearly you've never used bing

    • @PugintheStrudel
      @PugintheStrudel 3 года назад +14

      @@danbergs7737 but..... google is the one messing up the translation...

    • @lorenzosavona7376
      @lorenzosavona7376 3 года назад +6

      ye its the other way around bro

    • @danbergs7737
      @danbergs7737 3 года назад +27

      @@PugintheStrudel Yeah but this is about searches, not translations

  • @aleatoryone
    @aleatoryone 4 года назад +232

    "We have to play with carrots".
    Yeah, but have you wonder why does the carrots grow?

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 4 года назад +231

    1:09 “Total devotion”
    “You can’t have friends anymore”
    This is called a yandere.

    • @CloseGameCamo
      @CloseGameCamo 4 года назад +6

      I’m wheezing-

    • @karp_
      @karp_ 4 года назад +5

      Me who doesnt know what devotion means:

    • @bubsy3922
      @bubsy3922 4 года назад +1

      @Adam Scuute r/woosh

    • @bubsy3922
      @bubsy3922 4 года назад +1

      @Adam Scuute okay :D
      i just had to do that
      no worries

    • @TheBlackDragon_bigJ.BB62.
      @TheBlackDragon_bigJ.BB62. 3 года назад +1

      @Adam Scuute yanderes are the persons (commonly females) that murder their rivals for love

  • @Three-Moonwatchers
    @Three-Moonwatchers Год назад +3

    Nah bro that “total devotion I guess” scene is such a mood as my specific brand of aro person lol

  • @winelectronic101
    @winelectronic101 4 года назад +433

    The storyline:
    There is a random guy who doesn't like his legs, which resulted in a man named Sean being accused of being like salt. The man supposes that he is devoted to the fact that you can't have friends anymore due to CoronaVirus, and he wants to know how they feel about the situation. Even though there's no answer, he still acknowledges that there might be hope. The man is tired of the pandemic and doesn't want to pay by being stuck in endless quarantine, saying that he'll never commit his sins again, asking God for forgiveness and prayers based on the current situation. Meanwhile, a mysterious figure starts randomly leaning on the table, in which he takes great offense to. Then the person starts crying but the man takes his right to cry away by throwing a boomerang at him. Then the man became enraged at camels for some reason, so he talks to God telling him to not let him hurt them. One season passes, and the figure is confirmed to have heart disease but the man doesn't exactly know if it's heart disease since he's not a heart doctor. He believes there is a cure for the said heart disease but in order to start the procedure the figure has to pay in carrots because of the lack of health insurance. The figure starts to yell but the man tells him to calm down, which resulted in him going crazy complaining about how he is not a goat and how he hates being a human, implying that he wishes he was a goat. He then realizes that he made a mistake by fleeing from Yitewewoteli, a foreign town discovered in the country of Italy. Immediately afterward, The boomerang from earlier knocked the man down which resulted in all of the beds getting destroyed, effectively destroying them. Now realizing he cannot stay in his home any longer, the man decides just to sit there and wait for his sister Lisa to pick him up and have him stay at her place until he can get the money for new beds. While waiting for Lisa, a girl named Hannah pays the man a visit to cause trouble, which resulted in a cry for help. The man knows that he can't give up now in hopes that he won't die when this is all over.

    • @girlkisser2763
      @girlkisser2763 4 года назад +19

      UNDERRATED

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 4 года назад +12

      Well then

    • @abcd-xs4ri
      @abcd-xs4ri 3 года назад +12

      Underrated

    • @danicaignjatovic3956
      @danicaignjatovic3956 3 года назад +6

      Make this top comment or else... Or ELSE-!
      MAKE THIS A TOP COMMENT OR ELSE I WILL THROW A BOOMERANG AT YOU!!

    • @EvieYancey
      @EvieYancey 3 года назад +3

      This is such a journey. I’m proud to have been blessed by this.

  • @dr.crackfish4371
    @dr.crackfish4371 4 года назад +628

    Men: are depressed
    Society: “you are not allowed to cry”

  • @WtfAreHandlesLol
    @WtfAreHandlesLol 3 года назад +619

    1:33
    "WE DID IT CHIEF, DEPRESSION IS NO MORE"

  • @BakugoFan_1
    @BakugoFan_1 28 дней назад +2

    "Don't let me hurt a camel" and "You can't have friends anymore" they just got me 😂

  • @wisygirlywopitty770
    @wisygirlywopitty770 3 года назад +214

    The " Total devotion... I guess " line got me every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @baileyryan6958
    @baileyryan6958 4 года назад +347

    Tom: "I will never die!"
    Malinda: "You literally won't though! How is this meme still relevant?"

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 4 года назад +17

      And as she inevitably starts singing along, she had her answer

    • @snowcreep5458
      @snowcreep5458 4 года назад +3

      That quote is my favorite part of the whole vid. I died laughing when I saw that XD

  • @blob431
    @blob431 3 года назад +607

    "You are not allowed to cry
    Boomerang"
    **
    **