Google Translate Sings: "Baby It's Cold Outside"

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  3 года назад +3581

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  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 3 года назад +4825

    "How to drink water?"
    "No cups."
    That absolutely killed me.

    • @sagetatakis8258
      @sagetatakis8258 3 года назад +81

      Google decided to answer that and the cleaning one

    • @sanwich626
      @sanwich626 3 года назад +6

      Rip

    • @andrewcheng1948
      @andrewcheng1948 3 года назад +3

      So you don't have acne

    • @zeeSweet
      @zeeSweet 3 года назад +56

      the line that killed me was
      "my mind is a naughty virgin aunt😏"
      "😳shh! "

    • @umalazoff4
      @umalazoff4 3 года назад +3

      @@zeeSweet ME TOO

  • @nikkospelledlikethat8140
    @nikkospelledlikethat8140 3 года назад +3721

    Okay this is quite possibly the most chaotic translated song that has ever been translated.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 3 года назад +64

      Shape of you? Baby hit me one more time? The greatest showman?

    • @nikkospelledlikethat8140
      @nikkospelledlikethat8140 3 года назад +105

      @@koolkitty108 Nope! This one. At least most of the other ones were like *semi*-cohesive. This is just one crazy thing after the other.

    • @mimi3570
      @mimi3570 3 года назад +8

      Facts

    • @apodofseals
      @apodofseals 3 года назад +61

      *You fly an airplane, right?*

    • @zosiasuszko8566
      @zosiasuszko8566 3 года назад +38

      @@apodofseals Wearing a hat can cause hair loss

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 3 года назад +3697

    "What pride? I can't have children. Hot girlfriend outside."
    It's like the story of a very troubled closeted gay.

  • @Ella35222
    @Ella35222 3 года назад +969

    “Neighbor’s gonna think”
    “Baby that’s bad”
    Gaston, is that you?

    • @Top-Code
      @Top-Code 3 года назад +40

      Can’t have no thinking

    • @finneas_soss
      @finneas_soss 3 года назад +10

      Y e s

    • @birdsextras8441
      @birdsextras8441 Год назад +5

      Neighbors shouldn't read books. Soon they will start to have ideas and thinking.

    • @cosmiccatalyst6448
      @cosmiccatalyst6448 2 месяца назад

      h o w t o d r i n k w a t e r

  • @midnight8341
    @midnight8341 3 года назад +2060

    "It's mold outside"
    It's 2020, at this point, that bit of fungus is load-bearing... -.-

    • @zagiproductions1630
      @zagiproductions1630 3 года назад +66

      At least there are precautions

    • @Im__A__Fan
      @Im__A__Fan 3 года назад +43

      @@zagiproductions1630 And the kids are cool.

    • @WaitHowDidIGetHere
      @WaitHowDidIGetHere 3 года назад +5

      I didn’t know “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” was set in Austin.

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 3 года назад +1

      Green Tea’s quirky secret

    • @David_Thompson
      @David_Thompson 3 года назад +6

      True! Having just gone into Tier 4 lockdown in England (no-one knew that was a thing until yesterday) - I am very glad to be cheered up this ridculousness!

  • @alexisericson241
    @alexisericson241 3 года назад +4676

    Let me get this straight:
    -mother is Satan's wife
    -father is arrested (so he can't be Satan because Satan has too much power)
    -Grandpa is so distraught he wants someone to put him out of his misery
    -Being somewhat related to Satan makes you infertile
    -This all takes place in a building crawling with mold inside and out
    -Amd a hot girlfriend is waiting outside, somehow oblivious

    • @DiamondstarNC
      @DiamondstarNC 3 года назад +506

      And there are some women which are waiting outside and they feel cold.
      They drink water with no cups.
      Axes are on the beach.
      Malinda can't clean the mold even she likes cleaning.
      Wearing hat causes hair loss and have an acne causes death.
      They eat jelly (maybe)

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 3 года назад +211

      @@DiamondstarNC Or maybe they have a baby named Jelly?

    • @zanelaufey
      @zanelaufey 3 года назад +209

      Maybe Satan is a lesbian and mother is also a lesbian who divorced father. Grandpa is distraught because his daughter (mother) is in a gay relationship with Satan.
      Or perhaps this is just Google Translated mess of garbage and I shouldn’t read into it

    • @AgnessaMo
      @AgnessaMo 3 года назад +102

      And Satan's daughter / stepdaughter (Linda's sister) is on Moon Street

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 3 года назад +25

      @@zanelaufey please say you watched that Strange Æons video too

  • @willnotshutup
    @willnotshutup 3 года назад +888

    "my mother was satan's wife"
    "lindA WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

  • @why-wo1vh
    @why-wo1vh 3 года назад +971

    I did this too, and “Baby, it's cold outside” Turned into “I want to eat tongues” so...yeah

    • @negariman6885
      @negariman6885 3 года назад +40

      God, which languages

    • @jeffreycauwels1974
      @jeffreycauwels1974 3 года назад +27

      Well do you?

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws 3 года назад +22

      I want to hear that song now... lemme try translating the rest...

    • @meowwww087
      @meowwww087 3 года назад +7

      LOL

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws 3 года назад +83

      Okay! I've googled the song and done the Google translate thing line by line, for the enjoyment of comment section strangers. Sorry it took so long. Here you go...
      I really can't do it
      I want to eat tongues
      I gotta go
      I want to eat tongues
      This evening
      Hoping that you'd be skipping
      Yes very nice
      I have hands like ice
      My mother is starting to worry
      how busy are you?
      My father was on the ground
      Hear the voice of fire
      So really I'm a better joker
      it is better not to hurry
      Probably half a drink again
      I will put some tablets in while I pour
      Think neighbors
      there's an apple baby
      Say what's in this drink
      There is no taxi to get out
      I want to know what?
      Your eyes are now like the light of the stairs.
      Your spelling is broken
      I'll take your hat as your hair swells up
      Why should I thank you?
      Nope
      The brain is near by
      At least you tried
      What is hurting my pride?
      I can't really stay
      Baby does not work hard
      I want to eat tongues
      Ah, do you know he's too saucy?
      I think it's an opportunistic infection
      I must go
      I want to eat tongues
      nopes
      But I want to eat tongues
      Welcome
      How happily you fell
      It's too hot
      Watch out the window is a storm
      My sister should be suspicious
      Lord God, your mouth looks great!
      Brothers at the door
      Tropical waves on the coast
      My sister's mind is not married
      Lips are delicious!
      Maybe I just had another cigarette
      I have never had such snow before
      And I don't smoke either
      I have to go home
      Frozen children
      Please lend me a comb
      It depends on your knees!
      You were really magnificent,
      Feel touching your hand
      I can't see
      How can I do this?
      I have a story tomorrow
      Think of the sadness of my life!
      At least implicitly a lot
      die of pneumonia!
      I cannot stay
      Overcome that old one
      Cold babies
      I want to eat tongues
      All right, then another cup
      It was a lot of convincing!

  • @swampthelizard
    @swampthelizard 3 года назад +1563

    Friend: "what's your favorite Christmas song?"
    Me: *"It's... complicated..."*

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ 3 года назад +11

      6 days 😊

    • @Weepingwillow14
      @Weepingwillow14 3 года назад +10

      It's call Google translate it's amazing

    • @farateq
      @farateq 3 года назад +13

      it’s mold outside

    • @depressoespresso5904
      @depressoespresso5904 3 года назад +3

      one of mine is "Mojang Baby"

    • @12s0ph
      @12s0ph 3 года назад +3

      two queens in a king sized bed- girl in red

  • @cheshirekilo176
    @cheshirekilo176 3 года назад +321

    "If you have acne, you will die"
    This is technically true, though you'll still die even if you don't have acne.

  • @thomilsvlog4544
    @thomilsvlog4544 3 года назад +787

    "It's mold outside,
    I...,
    It's sold outside"
    Looks like Google Translate has experience with the landlords here in Ireland....

  • @certifiedfurry
    @certifiedfurry 3 года назад +563

    This is basically a conversation but everyone tries to change the topic at every single opportunity possible

    • @everex1239
      @everex1239 3 года назад +24

      That’s what Google translate does if you Use it too much

    • @UraniumLeaf
      @UraniumLeaf 2 года назад +8

      "Linda, what are you doing?"

    • @UraniumLeaf
      @UraniumLeaf 2 года назад +1

      Wait wrong comment
      oops

    • @Sam-tl4ho
      @Sam-tl4ho Год назад +5

      You fly an airplane, right?

  • @artisticalex1206
    @artisticalex1206 3 года назад +2801

    Lol this makes no sense but it is hilarious. Especially "Hot girlfriend outside" 😂😂

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +855

    "Hears the explosion"
    *Michael Bay, is that you*

    • @toribaker8612
      @toribaker8612 3 года назад +12

      Are you also a transformers fan?

    • @ariyanatinsley2856
      @ariyanatinsley2856 3 года назад +12

      Go feed your country

    • @notinsideyourwalls
      @notinsideyourwalls 3 года назад +6

      @@ariyanatinsley2856
      Bring food to the blanket X
      Bring food to the country v’

    • @ajfrommillay3766
      @ajfrommillay3766 3 года назад +6

      Boom burn house to bay in destruction of explosion!

    • @xenathe3rd509
      @xenathe3rd509 3 года назад +4

      LINDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

  • @erickpoorbaugh6728
    @erickpoorbaugh6728 3 года назад +552

    “I like cleaning” “...clocks.”
    That almost sounds like snark. Like he’s saying, “Yeah, sure, you like cleaning...cleaning people’s clocks!”

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 3 года назад +16

      It feels like a reverse Brawl in the Family joke, where the joke was Kingsonnn Dededoo said he was going to clean someone’s clock but he literally polished Kirby’s clock.

    • @cecerafferty5570
      @cecerafferty5570 3 года назад +4

      See I interpreted it more like awkward speed dating "I like cleaning!" "I like uhhhhhh clocks"

  • @Wh1teNoise616
    @Wh1teNoise616 3 года назад +634

    So in this universe
    -satans kid is just walking around like a normal person
    -satan got married
    -humanity (somehow) found a way to arrest satan
    -people drink water with no cups
    -people eat rocks
    -only girls can get cold (except the cool ones)
    -People are living on the moon
    -Aliens exist
    -acne is fatal
    Great

    • @marstromistuff
      @marstromistuff 3 года назад +23

      Translator universe

    • @idkwhattodoyeet465
      @idkwhattodoyeet465 3 года назад +23

      This is the twistedtranslateverse.

    • @qKitti
      @qKitti 3 года назад +24

      they cant get cold because theyre already cool

    • @everex1239
      @everex1239 3 года назад +4

      GT universe

    • @kirra0000
      @kirra0000 3 года назад +1

      -satan died

  • @KyKi1998
    @KyKi1998 3 года назад +386

    "How to drink water?"
    "No cups."
    Seems legit.

  • @pedrobravo3574
    @pedrobravo3574 3 года назад +745

    Malinda: "My mind is a naughty virging aunt"
    Shh!
    I just cant😂

    • @twistedtranslations
      @twistedtranslations  3 года назад +234

      definitely my personal favorite

    • @xenathe3rd509
      @xenathe3rd509 3 года назад +71

      @@twistedtranslations my favourite was "my mouth is delicious", along with "do you like saltines ike eh?" and i cant kill grandpa"

    • @pedrobravo3574
      @pedrobravo3574 3 года назад +16

      @@twistedtranslations oh hi there you

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 3 года назад +35

      I liked the random Satan part, "my father was arrested," and "D’OH!"

    • @aquariusrising8314
      @aquariusrising8314 3 года назад +11

      @@koolkitty108 my dad uses d'oh instead of 'oof' so i about shot my food through my nose

  • @Aroace-Mace-in-yo-Face
    @Aroace-Mace-in-yo-Face 3 года назад +917

    "I can't kill Grandpa"
    He's immortal
    GRANDPA CANNOT BE STOPPED

    • @dyinginside8716
      @dyinginside8716 3 года назад +28

      Wait... Grandpa from the mother's or father's side?

    • @Aroace-Mace-in-yo-Face
      @Aroace-Mace-in-yo-Face 3 года назад +14

      @@dyinginside8716 BOTH

    • @dyinginside8716
      @dyinginside8716 3 года назад +39

      @@Aroace-Mace-in-yo-Face So... God
      And since Mother married Satan, if she is also related to Satan, she must be a fallen angel
      We are working out this family tree

    • @cleonadeenerivera4435
      @cleonadeenerivera4435 3 года назад +2

      😂

    • @zippymcfIy
      @zippymcfIy 3 года назад +10

      DID HE CREATE HORCRUXES????

  • @thepinkprotecter5184
    @thepinkprotecter5184 Год назад +76

    i love how distressed Tom's "i can't kill grandpa" is.

  • @averysparks2091
    @averysparks2091 3 года назад +3377

    “If you have acne, you will die.”
    Teenagers: *goodbye*

    • @michaeltesterman8295
      @michaeltesterman8295 3 года назад +101

      Oh god, I'm gonna die! whelp, at least no more living in 2020!

    • @mearvu_rae
      @mearvu_rae 3 года назад +49

      Very true. I will as well be exiting this life.

    • @averysparks2091
      @averysparks2091 3 года назад +15

      Michael Testerman lol

    • @orifine6812
      @orifine6812 3 года назад +20

      Yup. Bye!

    • @sia1036
      @sia1036 3 года назад +10

      @@michaeltesterman8295 hahahha

  • @GriffinPilgrim
    @GriffinPilgrim 3 года назад +666

    "My mother was Satan's wife. My father was arrested."
    Huh. That's an impressive collar for some police officer there...

    • @darlinglucy
      @darlinglucy 3 года назад +5

      Yep o-o

    • @sparrowthesparrow
      @sparrowthesparrow 3 года назад +22

      Unless of course her father and mother weren’t married :|

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 3 года назад +23

      @@sparrowthesparrow If so then that's a brave affair.

    • @sparrowthesparrow
      @sparrowthesparrow 3 года назад +2

      @@GriffinPilgrim definitely X3

    • @WyxienTheFox
      @WyxienTheFox 3 года назад +5

      @@GriffinPilgrim doesn't Satan encourage sinning though?

  • @allisonm5831
    @allisonm5831 3 года назад +396

    This song sounds like she trying to have a conversation about her difficult home life and he forgot to pay attention so he's saying random things hoping it will line up with whatever she's talking about.

  • @citronvannalemon
    @citronvannalemon 3 года назад +216

    I do love how terrified Tom looks when he says *"it's mold outside"*

  • @sincerecinnamon
    @sincerecinnamon 3 года назад +271

    "I can't kill grandpa!" So either someone told him to kill his grandpa or he is frustrated that his grandpa is evading his death traps. I'll go with the last one

    • @DonnaLang42rockglobally
      @DonnaLang42rockglobally 3 года назад

      O.o Maybe grandpa is the Highlander??

    • @cynthiagould881
      @cynthiagould881 3 года назад +2

      I'll go with the first one

    • @stampedebuffalozz2024
      @stampedebuffalozz2024 3 года назад +22

      Girl: hi tom
      Boy: can't talk now.
      Girl: why?
      Boy: grandpa keeps evading my death traps..
      Girl: Oh I see.. Let me help, see put a death trap right by the place grandma always leaves his oatmeal for him.
      Grandpa: *evades*
      Girl: *shoots grandpa in the head*
      Boy: why did I not think of that?
      Grandpa: *stands back up* ouch.

    • @zippymcfIy
      @zippymcfIy 3 года назад +1

      OR HE CREATED HORCRUXS

  • @suphorg8597
    @suphorg8597 3 года назад +269

    "maybe i have smoked something else" well that would explain everything

  • @spider.jasper
    @spider.jasper 3 года назад +373

    "Don't go outside children, it's *moldy* out there."

    • @chasing_butt3rflies
      @chasing_butt3rflies 3 года назад +9

      underrated comment, this is awesome

    • @nsa6103
      @nsa6103 3 года назад +10

      oh no, i have gotten outside

    • @spider.jasper
      @spider.jasper 3 года назад +5

      @@chasing_butt3rflies thanks lol

    • @chasing_butt3rflies
      @chasing_butt3rflies 3 года назад +3

      @@spider.jasper yw!

    • @k4zperr
      @k4zperr 3 года назад +4

      @@nsa6103 Oh no. Child, you were not supposed to get outside.

  • @eathanwinters7737
    @eathanwinters7737 3 года назад +993

    I see it as she is normal but he’s just like “I like ice cream!” “Clocks!” “No cups!” “God, my mouth is delicious” “axes in the sand!” “I can’t kill grandpa”

    • @paisleighyt6153
      @paisleighyt6153 3 года назад +118

      Don’t forget “baby jelly” and “I can’t imagine the rest of your hand” and “if you have acne you will *die* “ and “seecworm window”

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi 3 года назад +73

      Yes, but she said “But Karid, my mother was Satan’s wife.”
      And “My father was arrested.”

    • @SimonWillRun
      @SimonWillRun 3 года назад +38

      It's literally r/Ihadastroke in a nutshell

    • @alexandraf.6921
      @alexandraf.6921 3 года назад +5

      @@SimonWillRun HAHAHA UR SO RIGHT

    • @mosqtto
      @mosqtto 3 года назад +19

      dont forget "I"

  • @clarascats1365
    @clarascats1365 3 года назад +200

    I love how sometimes they’re actually having a conversation, for example;
    “Neighbours gonna think” “baby that’s bad”,
    “How to drink water?” “No cups”,
    “Dude be careful” “God, my mouth is delicious!”,
    “Wearing a hat can cause hair loss” “No, no, no”,
    “My mind is a naughty virgin aunt” “Shh”,
    “You can have a stone” “bring food to the blanket”,
    “But Karid my mother was Satiaan’s wife” “Linda what are you doing?”,
    and “I can’t imagine the rest of your hand” “Would you like to see this” “How do I do that?”

    • @kayplaya86
      @kayplaya86 3 года назад +8

      Here's another one "wearing a hat can cause hair loss" "No, no, no"

    • @AnderMartin
      @AnderMartin 3 года назад +6

      "my mind is naughty virgin grandpa" "shh"
      that is the funniest and worst one

    • @ninprestendo5193
      @ninprestendo5193 3 года назад +3

      @@AnderMartin it was aunt not grandpa do you are have stupid

    • @clarascats1365
      @clarascats1365 3 года назад

      Lol how could I forget those😆

    • @Katelynn.S
      @Katelynn.S 3 года назад +1

      @@clarascats1365 “ But Karid my mother was Satan’s wife” “Linda wHAT ARE YOU DOING-“ maybe

  • @jessicat1234
    @jessicat1234 3 года назад +533

    "My sister is on Moon Street"
    There you go Sokka, your new target.

  • @beek.4860
    @beek.4860 3 года назад +409

    OKAY OKAY so at like 2:11 he says "See worm window" which is hilarious to me because in French, the words for "glass" and "worm" are very similar, and the number of times I have accidentally talked about worms when I meant to be talking about glass windows is too much.

    • @fiveelevenevan
      @fiveelevenevan 3 года назад +12

      Lol. I wish I knew French. :)

    • @AragornElessar
      @AragornElessar 3 года назад +16

      oh worm

    • @Loveyourself21072
      @Loveyourself21072 3 года назад +44

      Verre - glass
      Ver - worm

    • @AndyAnderson93
      @AndyAnderson93 3 года назад +26

      @@Loveyourself21072 vers: towards
      Vert: green

    • @teruin2
      @teruin2 3 года назад +51

      Based on the other replies, telling someone to walk towards a green glass worm sculpture could be complicated i French. :)

  • @bia9268
    @bia9268 2 года назад +46

    “My mind is a naughty virgin aunt,” IM SORRY WHAT- THAT KILLED ME 💀🤣

  • @notthatcreativewithnames
    @notthatcreativewithnames 3 года назад +301

    "It's mold outside."
    Well, one more excuse not to go out, isn't it?

    • @mearvu_rae
      @mearvu_rae 3 года назад +16

      Yup. Including the explosions as well

    • @ggg91160
      @ggg91160 3 года назад +2

      And the hotgirlfriend outside

    • @mearvu_rae
      @mearvu_rae 3 года назад +4

      @@ggg91160 well maybe. That might not be THAT bad

    • @ggg91160
      @ggg91160 3 года назад +1

      @@mearvu_rae oh wait yeah

    • @spkycarelesssul8805
      @spkycarelesssul8805 3 года назад

      to bad it wasn't There's Corona Outside lol

  • @TheAnimegirl300
    @TheAnimegirl300 3 года назад +525

    “But Karid, my mother was satan’s wife” -This followed immediately by - “Linda, what are you doing?!”
    Was my favorite part and may be the best combo and had me cracking up

    • @ApollosRockstar
      @ApollosRockstar 3 года назад +32

      Can we talk about “Linda what are you doing!”
      *that line is “beautiful what’s your hurry”,*
      *this somehow conveys the same message but still makes no sense*

    • @aperson7899
      @aperson7899 3 года назад +10

      I don't know to me my favorite combo was
      I really like cleaning Clocks
      It's funny how much one word can change the meaning of the entire sentence

    • @Mlaeaos
      @Mlaeaos 3 года назад +16

      What about "how to drink water" "no cups"

    • @jetrovent
      @jetrovent 3 года назад +9

      Don't forget that her father was arrested

    • @Haze-zu9iw
      @Haze-zu9iw Месяц назад

      and her father was possibly satan.

  • @maturaczynicuda
    @maturaczynicuda 3 года назад +920

    *"Maybe I smoked something else"*
    Yes google translate, yes

    • @gabrielledove2448
      @gabrielledove2448 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nurichiri
      @Nurichiri 3 года назад +14

      That just explains GT so much.

    • @bcwoshi04967
      @bcwoshi04967 3 года назад +6

      Exactly my thought halfway through listening to this

    • @TemFromTheTemShop
      @TemFromTheTemShop 3 года назад +2

      Google Translates smokes louds of stuff is what I know.

    • @sagetatakis8258
      @sagetatakis8258 3 года назад +2

      Google Translate is on drugs for this song instead of achol

  • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
    @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 3 года назад +238

    Wearing a hat can cause *_HAIR LOSS!_* *You must be **_PERFECT!_*
    Malinda: “No, no, no...” -(not that again)-

    • @clipsyoudontwatch
      @clipsyoudontwatch 3 года назад +5

      You fly an airplane right?

    • @gedaxx13
      @gedaxx13 3 года назад +6

      @@clipsyoudontwatch 'MAKE A IN-DEPTH STATEMENT!'

    • @lonikiidk5309
      @lonikiidk5309 3 года назад +4

      @@gedaxx13 What Pride?

    • @gedaxx13
      @gedaxx13 3 года назад +4

      @@lonikiidk5309 'I cannot really live.'

    • @lonikiidk5309
      @lonikiidk5309 3 года назад +5

      @@gedaxx13 I can't have children

  • @anthonyromanelli1392
    @anthonyromanelli1392 3 года назад +395

    I’m glad you added the historical context about how the original song was about agency. People forget that and look at the past with the lens of the present. That said the translated version was hilarious and your first steps as Twisted Translations are already looking great!

    • @Shadamyfan-rs8xc
      @Shadamyfan-rs8xc 3 года назад +9

      What is "agency" exactly?

    • @mjnotthemarvelone356
      @mjnotthemarvelone356 3 года назад +44

      @@Shadamyfan-rs8xc autonomy. the song, in the era that it was written and released in, was about a woman having actual power over who she does and doesn't have a relationship with. however, in today's day and age, the song can be interpreted as... rather creepy.

    • @aaishanaz5627
      @aaishanaz5627 3 года назад +2

      Wot

    • @salemcorriea5157
      @salemcorriea5157 3 года назад +13

      Yeah, personally, I understand what the song is about but it does strike me as creepy with the male's persistence, do I want the song to disappear? No, not really, I just don't listen to it because of that because the context doesn't come to my mind immediately and I wind up feeling gross.

    • @cinnastag
      @cinnastag 3 года назад +5

      @@salemcorriea5157 He was a nice guy before the internet was popular.

  • @AnnabelleHua
    @AnnabelleHua 3 года назад +711

    “If you have acne, you will die.” “I can’t kill grandpa!”

  • @puppygreninja6274
    @puppygreninja6274 3 года назад +2415

    “But Karid my mother was satan’s wife”
    “Linda what are you doing”
    She’s explaining her traumatic childhood apparently

    • @palesgensler3099
      @palesgensler3099 3 года назад +114

      At least she had lots of pasta to eat as a kid.

    • @princetweed2255
      @princetweed2255 3 года назад +42

      I agree. My father was satan...Yeah

    • @willsinternet
      @willsinternet 3 года назад +53

      Pales Gensler SATAN BRINGS ME TO THE PASTA

    • @matrix_turtle8826
      @matrix_turtle8826 3 года назад +36

      @@palesgensler3099 *SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA*

    • @melonmusk8924
      @melonmusk8924 3 года назад +29

      But her father was arrested.

  • @singingofsilver
    @singingofsilver 3 года назад +102

    I really want to hear them sing an actual version of this-
    Like this sounds so good-

    • @everex1239
      @everex1239 3 года назад +1

      Are they’re voices good or is my voice bad

    • @Idiot_TaylorsVersion
      @Idiot_TaylorsVersion 2 года назад +1

      Nah their voices are incredible. I really need to hear an actual cover of this

  • @nico_8510
    @nico_8510 3 года назад +151

    "Bring food to the blanket"
    Tom is basically describing a picnic in 5 words.

  • @elyelyely
    @elyelyely 3 года назад +600

    "I really like cleaning"
    "...Clocks"
    I died 🤣🤣

    • @renw1087
      @renw1087 3 года назад +22

      She likes cleaning clocks I guess 😅

    • @e5858
      @e5858 3 года назад +12

      He’s going to get his clock cleaned

    • @Carolanne17
      @Carolanne17 3 года назад +3

      Same 😂😂

    • @finneas_soss
      @finneas_soss 3 года назад +4

      You really “Cleaned our Clocks” with that joke 😂

    • @tb6303
      @tb6303 2 года назад +1

      Omigosh, I never made that connection! Dying here. 🤣😂🤣

  • @davidparkes7741
    @davidparkes7741 3 года назад +484

    "I can't kill Grandpa."
    Well, not with that attitude you can't.... Kidding, kidding.

    • @claudiothewarrior
      @claudiothewarrior 3 года назад +7

      Hmmm

    • @chiffonlime643
      @chiffonlime643 3 года назад +5

      *south park intensifies*

    • @bioniclink3026
      @bioniclink3026 3 года назад +3

      That sounded like he's been trying for a good long while.

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 3 года назад

      @@chiffonlime643 I was thinking Futurama

    • @kayplaya86
      @kayplaya86 3 года назад +1

      Which side because I think satan's father is probably immortal

  • @spaghetti_2448
    @spaghetti_2448 3 года назад +65

    “Dude be careful”
    “G o d , m y m o u t h i s d e l i c i o u s !”

  • @jonathansmithCrabAuthor
    @jonathansmithCrabAuthor 3 года назад +48

    “Maybe I smoked something else.”
    That... would explain so much.

  • @AnamFatima
    @AnamFatima 3 года назад +266

    Original - "Think of my life long sorrow"
    Translation - "D'oh!"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @dbraafie73
    @dbraafie73 3 года назад +164

    Tom has the best lines!! 😂
    "LINda, WhAT are you DOING?!"
    "D'Oh!"
    "You fly a plane, right?"

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 года назад +11

      hears the explosion
      SHHHHH

    • @KEBJD
      @KEBJD 3 года назад +6

      wearing a hat can cause hair loss

    • @chiffonlime643
      @chiffonlime643 3 года назад +7

      gOd my mouth is DeLiciOuS

    • @killianholm2283
      @killianholm2283 3 года назад +2

      2:19 Melinda funny lines to 2:36

  • @jaydendeguzman4983
    @jaydendeguzman4983 3 года назад +27

    The random bits of wholesomeness in the song is so good. "I like ice cream" and "Hi" just killed me

  • @redphoenixal8377
    @redphoenixal8377 3 года назад +648

    I like it how she trying hold her laughter when she say: my mind is a naughty virgin aunt 🤣🤣🤣
    (Edit) Omg!!! Thanks for 652 likes!! 😮🥺❤ u guys r awesome!!

  • @Everettalla
    @Everettalla 3 года назад +198

    Lmao “hot girlfriend outside”
    *Both become interested*

  • @insertsomethingoriginal1376
    @insertsomethingoriginal1376 3 года назад +101

    The way Malinda sung "I can't stand" and immediately started to fall down so elegantly, while smiling, followed by the crashing sound, with everything right at the beginning of the song just killed me

  • @kylienielsen6975
    @kylienielsen6975 7 месяцев назад +6

    This is my favorite one of these. Unlike the other Christmas episodes it has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas or winter so you can watch it anytime. Also it's probably the most chaotic!

  • @choco-chipkookies2697
    @choco-chipkookies2697 3 года назад +209

    "My mind is a naughty virgin aunt"
    "Maybe I smoked something else" I can't anymore😂💀

  • @samarius_art_and_games
    @samarius_art_and_games 3 года назад +211

    "Linda, what are you doing?"
    Talking about her father Satan, of course.

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 3 года назад +13

      Linda Monroe's father would totally be Satan

    • @sofiaacuna3643
      @sofiaacuna3643 3 года назад +1

      AJgames29 I mean, you are not wrong

    • @rebekkaprahst8492
      @rebekkaprahst8492 3 года назад

      Cleaning. She likes it.

    • @rosekitten5141
      @rosekitten5141 3 года назад

      Hold up, look at the next two lines

  • @maturaczynicuda
    @maturaczynicuda 3 года назад +1011

    In every high school:
    *"If you have acne you will die"*

  • @bellevrkm
    @bellevrkm 3 года назад +115

    "No response...except for the cool girls."
    "Hi"
    Me when i try to text my crush💀💀💀

  • @bastianschuck5455
    @bastianschuck5455 3 года назад +328

    "So warm and nice"
    Google Translate: " *EXTREMELY HOT* "

    • @GenderWoman666
      @GenderWoman666 3 года назад +16

      Google Translator is from Sweden then 😅😂

    • @arokh72
      @arokh72 3 года назад +10

      @@GenderWoman666 not only from Sweden, but also a Swede describing an Australian Christmas. Though it is currently unseasonably mild in my part of Australia.

    • @oliviarouse2361
      @oliviarouse2361 3 года назад +3

      This is how I’d feel as a Canadian when the weather is anything above freezing 😂

  • @victoria-tk5jf
    @victoria-tk5jf 3 года назад +603

    "My mind is a naughty virgin aunt."
    I'm sorry what-

    • @nameman9997
      @nameman9997 3 года назад +63

      "SHHHHHH!"

    • @victoria-tk5jf
      @victoria-tk5jf 3 года назад +13

      @@nameman9997 LOL

    • @nameman9997
      @nameman9997 3 года назад +51

      @@victoria-tk5jf maybe I smoked something else

    • @victoria-tk5jf
      @victoria-tk5jf 3 года назад +15

      @@nameman9997 just maybe

    • @WildestCarton
      @WildestCarton 3 года назад +10

      @@victoria-tk5jf you did not get me today yet if you do I will edit mister Rick Ashley
      Edit:never mind

  • @tymekl1509
    @tymekl1509 3 года назад +264

    - "I can't imagine the rest of your hand"
    - "Would you like to see this" [shows hand]
    - "How do I do that?"
    [ 2:36 ]
    Best part for me

    • @everex1239
      @everex1239 3 года назад +4

      OK the man is stupid

  • @Idiot_TaylorsVersion
    @Idiot_TaylorsVersion 2 года назад +18

    Can we just take a second to appreciate that harmony at the end? They’re both so good, it’s insane!

  • @lesbianspacecadet
    @lesbianspacecadet 3 года назад +692

    plot twist: this whole time, she was actually rejecting his advances cuz she was just into his hot girlfriend this whole time,,

    • @WelcomeApathy
      @WelcomeApathy 3 года назад +23

      I like this twist! I'd listen to it way more if that were the case.

    • @liquidkey8204
      @liquidkey8204 3 года назад +22

      Can I be the hot girlfreind?

    • @SamirCCat
      @SamirCCat 3 года назад +24

      My lesbians ass approves!

    • @Everything13ish
      @Everything13ish 3 года назад +4

      Or plot twist the context of this song in culture is completely different than you think

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 3 года назад +1

      He's the distracted boyfriend!

  • @ducksdragons8000
    @ducksdragons8000 3 года назад +173

    love how it becomes a lesbian and her straight friend just vibing

    • @Gr4ceful4life
      @Gr4ceful4life 3 года назад +1

      @Death Hand Studios nice

    • @corahenderson5976
      @corahenderson5976 3 года назад +1

      This is just like a conversation me and my straight friends had!do straight people and gay people have a different language? Lol

  • @adniaquila1093
    @adniaquila1093 3 года назад +197

    "How to drink water?"
    "No cups."
    Instructions unclear, I'm dying of thirst.

  • @aeyakieduenas1331
    @aeyakieduenas1331 3 года назад +53

    2:24 "Maybe I smoked something else"
    I mean, Google Translate does sound like they smoked something else

  • @w0wzer5
    @w0wzer5 3 года назад +426

    "If you have acne you will die"
    guess I'll die then

    • @Pokefan462
      @Pokefan462 3 года назад +19

      Well, even if you don’t have acne, you still die. It just wasn’t mentioned. Memento Mori!

    • @DiamondstarNC
      @DiamondstarNC 3 года назад +12

      Being a teen is like dying... Lol 🤣

    • @lilmisssydnis1
      @lilmisssydnis1 3 года назад +3

      Same.

    • @JMichaelGreenback
      @JMichaelGreenback 3 года назад +3

      Me too.

    • @arcadeii
      @arcadeii 3 года назад +1

      MLB

  • @Ryanmanification
    @Ryanmanification 3 года назад +103

    "Men hope has fallen"
    Hey, we're not all THAT bad

    • @MeepBeepBeep
      @MeepBeepBeep 3 года назад

      lol

    • @oliviarouse2361
      @oliviarouse2361 3 года назад +1

      I loved the “ugh” she did before that. I found it funny. Tho I agree some of y’all are kings. Just a high enough number are assholes 😢

    • @glowrua6051
      @glowrua6051 3 года назад

      yes, yes we are :)

  • @musicwarrior3755
    @musicwarrior3755 3 года назад +1403

    Malinda: Sounds like a jumbled but still coherent conversation
    Tom: Off his ADHD meds

    • @CC-cl3bb
      @CC-cl3bb 3 года назад +196

      ⁱ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁱˡˡ ᵍʳᵃⁿᵈᵖᵃ

    • @sabrinakirchner242
      @sabrinakirchner242 3 года назад +79

      Ah, so that’s why I related to him so much in this video

    • @Kydrogen
      @Kydrogen 3 года назад +86

      I think Tom was "smoking something else" as they say

    • @noahshad09
      @noahshad09 3 года назад +25

      Baby jelly

    • @Catmum1998
      @Catmum1998 3 года назад +34

      I have ADHD and this is accurate ⏰⏰

  • @princesidon413
    @princesidon413 2 года назад +25

    2:31 you know it’s bad when even they don’t know what they’re singing

  • @paradiso123
    @paradiso123 3 года назад +210

    "If you have acne, you will die!" Well, I'm screwed.

    • @claudiothewarrior
      @claudiothewarrior 3 года назад

      Same

    • @spkycarelesssul8805
      @spkycarelesssul8805 3 года назад

      Same here i have it the worst ive ever seen ;-;

    • @tylermcnamee293
      @tylermcnamee293 3 года назад +1

      I mean he didn’t say how or when so you could die normally or you could die to a worm window

  • @dUckdUckg00s3
    @dUckdUckg00s3 3 года назад +286

    Nobody:
    Google Translate: Kids are cool
    Malinda:*Dab*

  • @kzali901
    @kzali901 3 года назад +188

    "IF you have acne you will die."
    Looks like I'm dying then

    • @mearvu_rae
      @mearvu_rae 3 года назад +4

      Several of us are lol

    • @LtBasil
      @LtBasil 3 года назад +2

      Guess that means I died several years ago.

    • @claudiothewarrior
      @claudiothewarrior 3 года назад +3

      Yup, I'm already dead

    • @leeoconnell2572
      @leeoconnell2572 3 года назад +1

      I've been waiting 15 years. It has finally come

  • @solar4130
    @solar4130 3 года назад +54

    "My mind is a naughty virgin aunt"
    "Shh!"
    "Maybe i smoked something else"
    IS THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER

  • @hal_lucid_ation
    @hal_lucid_ation 3 года назад +181

    wearing a hat can cause hair loss
    well, google has spoken.

  • @olived9560
    @olived9560 3 года назад +388

    “How to drink water: no cups.”
    **slurps from sea**

    • @midnyght6397
      @midnyght6397 3 года назад +14

      no you needa slurp from the lake, the sea gets salty when people drink it
      never slurp from the sea

    • @DragonQueen-ox8dk
      @DragonQueen-ox8dk 3 года назад +8

      Go away, team aqua!
      (Sorry for the stupid pokemon joke)

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 3 года назад +4

      Well..only italian knows

    • @teamawesomeness7137
      @teamawesomeness7137 3 года назад +1

      no. there are no cups so asking how to drink water makes sense

    • @harper8579
      @harper8579 3 года назад

      or slurp from a plate

  • @cinnastag
    @cinnastag 3 года назад +376

    Alternative title: "Man with ADHD tries to have a conversation with the daughter of satan who is also on drugs"

    • @gamehero6816
      @gamehero6816 3 года назад +20

      I have ADHD and I can see that happening. Although ADHD does present itself differently in everyone.

    • @aestheticpxin5106
      @aestheticpxin5106 3 года назад +7

      I can't tell if I agree (as someone with ADHD) or not. Though that explains alot from both sides

    • @cinnastag
      @cinnastag 3 года назад +21

      @@aestheticpxin5106 I was debating making the post, since my experiences (having ADHD) have been similar at point (not with speaking to the daughter of satan who is on drugs tho)

    • @CapybaraFilms0107
      @CapybaraFilms0107 3 года назад +7

      And the daughter of satan has a sis who is an alien

    • @caitlyn5305
      @caitlyn5305 3 года назад +2

      I don’t have ADHD but my best friend does. It’s also funny because I have ADD so we both have to take medicine. It’s nice to have someone to relate with :)

  • @rhirhisax
    @rhirhisax 3 года назад +29

    "My mind is a naughty virgin aunt"
    How oddly accurate

  • @cardiacarrest4200
    @cardiacarrest4200 3 года назад +551

    This feels like a lesbian and a gay man just having a normal conversation

    • @A_RI
      @A_RI 3 года назад +92

      or 2 bi's

    • @moved_accounts
      @moved_accounts 3 года назад +33

      @@A_RI true, true

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 3 года назад +16

      Tbh it does

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 года назад +36

      1:42 is pure solidarity

    • @Mooved096
      @Mooved096 3 года назад +15

      Normal conversation: God, my mouth is delicious-

  • @charminglypathetic7680
    @charminglypathetic7680 3 года назад +245

    Old version: baby it's cold outside
    New version: bAbY iTs MoLd OuTsIdE

  • @kavlan453
    @kavlan453 3 года назад +62

    It’s KILLS ME how many times they actually seem to respond to each other, thank you Malinda and Tom, this gave me such a good laugh

  • @herd-shep
    @herd-shep 3 года назад +49

    Time to bring context to this
    In Hell, a festive imp named Linda wants to go to earth, talking about her arrested father and various other things, and another imp named Karin questions her.

    • @alixoctopus4993
      @alixoctopus4993 3 года назад +5

      It's also raining mold in hell

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 3 года назад +1

      And her sister is on Moon Street, which also leads to Trivashire (with the infamous Felhound's Pride Inn being the hearthstone point there after Hazbin Hotel got discontinued; still no infernal war machine wash there, though).

    • @janTesika
      @janTesika 3 года назад

      Actually, Linda goes by Millie now?

    • @janTesika
      @janTesika 3 года назад +1

      @@bubbykins4864 The hotel got shut down by Charlie's dad. He didn't want to lose any more... subjects. (read: underlings)

    • @randomnessrules4971
      @randomnessrules4971 3 года назад +1

      She can't kill grandpa (God)

  • @olived9560
    @olived9560 3 года назад +285

    “Would you like to see this?”
    **points to hand**
    “How do I do that?”
    Lockdown be like

  • @interstellarkitten6487
    @interstellarkitten6487 3 года назад +74

    When people ask me why I don’t leave the house: *its mold outside*

  • @calasurien
    @calasurien 3 года назад +174

    "Woman are cold outside, except cool girls"
    Translate didn't do a such terrible job with this line

    • @Hello-bs8dn
      @Hello-bs8dn 3 года назад +3

      Yeah it kinda makes sense

    • @hermionejeangranger1053
      @hermionejeangranger1053 3 года назад +10

      I just don’t understand why people think it’s ‘cool’ to go around in a t-shirt or a miniskirt in the winter cos they just look freezing

    • @spkycarelesssul8805
      @spkycarelesssul8805 3 года назад +3

      Google Translate never *-EVER-* makes mastakes

    • @kissxadonis
      @kissxadonis 3 года назад

      @@hermionejeangranger1053 because skirts are pretty, just let people wear what they want lmao

    • @hermionejeangranger1053
      @hermionejeangranger1053 3 года назад

      @kitty lmao I don’t have a problem with it I just prefer to be warm than to look cool

  • @fiveoakproductions
    @fiveoakproductions 3 года назад +90

    Malinda: "My mind is a naughty virgin aunt"
    Tom: "Shhh!"
    Malinda: "Maybe I smoked something else"
    Tom: "I have never done anything wrong"
    Um I think he DID do something wrong. What did he give her to smoke?! 😂

    • @alixoctopus4993
      @alixoctopus4993 3 года назад +13

      At least he didn't kill grandpa XD

    • @goofusdestroyerofworlds9504
      @goofusdestroyerofworlds9504 3 года назад +3

      Nightshade juice. (Those who know will know.)

    • @fiveoakproductions
      @fiveoakproductions 3 года назад +3

      @@goofusdestroyerofworlds9504 This sounds SO familiar... What is it a reference to??? O.o

    • @goofusdestroyerofworlds9504
      @goofusdestroyerofworlds9504 3 года назад +4

      @@fiveoakproductions It's either from Malinda's translated dinner or breakfast video. Lol

    • @lb1058
      @lb1058 2 года назад

      i have never done anything wrong says everyone ever

  • @supersonicgamer25
    @supersonicgamer25 3 года назад +67

    “Talk about salt in my wounds” “D’oh!”

  • @yourlocalmculover6664
    @yourlocalmculover6664 3 года назад +97

    “I can’t stand”
    and
    “I”
    Already made me laugh-

  • @desktopkitty
    @desktopkitty 3 года назад +175

    When we were kids, my brother was disturbed by "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" because he never understood that Santa Claus was the father dressed up as Santa. He thought the song was about some children witnessing their mom making out with, I guess Mall Santa?

    • @sericitymichael8007
      @sericitymichael8007 3 года назад +23

      I never knew that’s what that meant actually, I never thought about it. You learn something knew everyday!

    • @SotraEngine4
      @SotraEngine4 3 года назад +11

      I was also disturbed. Like she's cheating or something

    • @cookieboijackuwu9349
      @cookieboijackuwu9349 3 года назад +3

      Wait- SANTA ISNT REAL?! 😯 (Ik hes not real it just breaks my heart knowing that)

    • @nsa6103
      @nsa6103 3 года назад +1

      *DO NOT APPLY VISA FOR UR CHILDRENS, MENS AND WOMENS!*

    • @thisissupposedtobeanonymous
      @thisissupposedtobeanonymous 3 года назад +3

      @@sericitymichael8007 new* and Santa Claus was the father because fathers are usually the ones putting presents out with their wife, not the "actual" santa of course. Once they're done, the kid is sleeping, so they have a romantic moment under the mistletoe. I got it when I was little. I also used to search "how to keep your kids believing in Santa."

  • @imaduck7310
    @imaduck7310 Год назад +10

    "Neighbors gonna think"
    "Baby, that's bad"
    How did some lines line up perfectly 😭

  • @snwy_4395
    @snwy_4395 3 года назад +84

    “I want to go to earth”
    So your not on earth-
    No wonder it’s so cold

    • @sheridanwolf
      @sheridanwolf 3 года назад +4

      I’m pretty sure she’s from Heck

    • @dragonsaway9710
      @dragonsaway9710 3 года назад +6

      Yeah, her mother was satan's wife

    • @snwy_4395
      @snwy_4395 3 года назад +1

      OH GOD-

    • @hummingbirdspark3998
      @hummingbirdspark3998 3 года назад +2

      DONT you mean mold?

    • @circle3565
      @circle3565 3 года назад +5

      It helps that some versions of hell are supposed to be super cold

  • @CeruleanSeal
    @CeruleanSeal 3 года назад +340

    I saw a comment about how this is two bisexuals awkwardly flirting and after watching again I need to really dig into how accurate that is.
    Karid (Tom) and (Ma)Linda are at a restaurant on a blind date, both being socially anxious and trying to make small talk, such as about eachother, their interests and the like. Linda keeps dropping bombshells about her family, and Karid likes talking about fun facts or observing things around him in a "how about that weather? Fashion. I'm about to break down the whole scene.
    Linda needs a wheelchair, Karid talks about the mold he saw on his way in the building
    Linda struggles to figure out what to say, Karid talks about how this restaurant was recently bought
    Things start going badly with Linda getting annoyed and Karid losing hope in the date, and starts ordering dessert
    Linda begins her family rant using metaphors to say how she hates her parents, Karid judging her then changing the subject with a strange bang he heard
    Linda continues talking about her hobbies such as housekeeping and her rock collection, and Karid with his clock collection and appreciation for picnics
    Karid judges her again for worrying about what her neighbors think of her,
    And then they both in their panicked awkward states of mind struggle to take a sip of water. Linda forgets how to swallow, Karid just pours it into his hands cause he doesn't believe in sipping from it for some reason
    The awkward talking about themselves continues with Linda talking about her heritage, Karid expresses how he thinks he looks in his swanky outfit and Linda harshly disagrees. More Fun facts with Karid about hair loss and hats
    Karid forgets things she said about herself and somehow winds up thinking she said she was a pilot
    Linda admits she only has a few years in this world and Karid admits he's infertile
    But wait! Something new happens as Linda notices a hot girl from the window. Karid sees her too and urges her to go out and speak with her since this date is a dumpster fire anyway
    Linda wheels herself out fast as she can, gets her number all while Karid is thinking about how chilly Linda and this mystery lady must be out there
    She comes back and gets disappointed when she hasn't replied to her yet. While Linda dwells on it, Karid starts texting other gal pals he has
    Linda gives up and brings her attention back to Karid, trying to start over
    Linda starts sweating due to the nerves of how this whole thing is going and tries to play it off with the old "is it hot in here or is it just me?" and Karid tries opening the window, just for him to fall over into the blinds. Linda backs up and urges him of course, to be more careful. Karid his head a little too hard and now he's tasting his mouth, possibly bleeding
    Once things are settled Linda continues her family metaphors with how oblivious her sister can be, all while Karid talks about how he likes making sandcastles using axes
    Bombshell 3: Linda's aunt is a total closet freak and Karid urges her to keep her voice down in public
    Linda loves to smoke as she would put it, "the good stuff" but might have had a batch of the wrong thing recently while Karid claims he's never done drugs
    Linda's using metaphors again about wishing people were more intelligent while Karid talks about a nice or nephew or some baby in his family named Jelly since it's not his
    Linda has devolved entirely to gibberish and wonders what the hell she just said meanwhile Karid brushes it off talking about how clean his water glass is
    Linda talks about how she sees things at night, Karid mentions he is an artist and like many, is the worst at drawing hands. So Linda gives his an example and he doesn't understand how to make the thing he puts on paper look like that
    Linda teases him about it much to his dismay
    Linda talks about the pandemic and Kaird brings up the dangers of acne apparently
    Linda goes back to the art topics and says in consolation he's way better than she is and Karid confesses his grandpa is immortal
    The date ends and as they walk out, they some cool kids, and Linda notices the mold Karid talked about at the start of the evening
    END SCENE
    Honestly with how easy this is to visualize now, I desperately wish this could be animated or acted out. It brings a whole new dimension to the whole performance

    • @bioniclink3026
      @bioniclink3026 3 года назад +43

      Honestly, with how in depth you explained it. I could see that being the *actual* logic.

    • @ariiiiiiiiiiiii6583
      @ariiiiiiiiiiiii6583 3 года назад +26

      That sounds like a scene from a soap opera

    • @ervellynkane9742
      @ervellynkane9742 3 года назад +26

      Wow... You just brought order within chaos...

    • @gabzwithazed
      @gabzwithazed 3 года назад +19

      I mean..I *could try* to animate this!

    • @biseragjurovska9868
      @biseragjurovska9868 3 года назад +5

      Well then, i applaud you and i believe you deserve recognition for your efforts, have a like friend

  • @moff5059
    @moff5059 3 года назад +181

    Google translate: May I offer you some nice Chaos in this trying time?

  • @the_artsydog
    @the_artsydog 3 года назад +12

    "D'oh!" and " LINDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" made my laugh so hard

  • @patrickthornton840
    @patrickthornton840 3 года назад +72

    "Hears the explosion" - well, it's Christmas, so someone's probably just watching the greatest Christmas movie of all time, Die Hard.

  • @charcharslide239
    @charcharslide239 3 года назад +807

    "What pride?"
    "I can't have children"
    "Hot girlfriend outside"
    I'm feeling a lot of gay vibes

  • @Hohhot
    @Hohhot 3 года назад +74

    "If you have acne you will die"
    I'm so sorry to everyone who has this.

  • @Please...Just....Dont.
    @Please...Just....Dont. 3 года назад +18

    "would you like to see this?" *shows hand*
    "HOW DO YOU DO THAAAAT"
    yes, it makes me feel jealous too because I am not intelligent enough for that.

  • @CHESShireCat
    @CHESShireCat 3 года назад +8

    This is one of my favorites. It sounds like two people with no filter just sharing their random musings.

  • @aster2157
    @aster2157 3 года назад +286

    Malinda: “How to drink water?”
    Tom: “No cups”
    *I died*

    • @ApollosRockstar
      @ApollosRockstar 3 года назад +13

      Don’t forget *”I CANT KILL GRANDPA!”*

    • @Ubermensch9240
      @Ubermensch9240 3 года назад +7

      Ah, but not because of the joke, but because you had acne.

  • @noodleislost
    @noodleislost 3 года назад +329

    I NEED a shirt that says: "you fly an airplane, right?" now