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True! Having just gone into Tier 4 lockdown in England (no-one knew that was a thing until yesterday) - I am very glad to be cheered up this ridculousness!
Okay! I've googled the song and done the Google translate thing line by line, for the enjoyment of comment section strangers. Sorry it took so long. Here you go... I really can't do it I want to eat tongues I gotta go I want to eat tongues This evening Hoping that you'd be skipping Yes very nice I have hands like ice My mother is starting to worry how busy are you? My father was on the ground Hear the voice of fire So really I'm a better joker it is better not to hurry Probably half a drink again I will put some tablets in while I pour Think neighbors there's an apple baby Say what's in this drink There is no taxi to get out I want to know what? Your eyes are now like the light of the stairs. Your spelling is broken I'll take your hat as your hair swells up Why should I thank you? Nope The brain is near by At least you tried What is hurting my pride? I can't really stay Baby does not work hard I want to eat tongues Ah, do you know he's too saucy? I think it's an opportunistic infection I must go I want to eat tongues nopes But I want to eat tongues Welcome How happily you fell It's too hot Watch out the window is a storm My sister should be suspicious Lord God, your mouth looks great! Brothers at the door Tropical waves on the coast My sister's mind is not married Lips are delicious! Maybe I just had another cigarette I have never had such snow before And I don't smoke either I have to go home Frozen children Please lend me a comb It depends on your knees! You were really magnificent, Feel touching your hand I can't see How can I do this? I have a story tomorrow Think of the sadness of my life! At least implicitly a lot die of pneumonia! I cannot stay Overcome that old one Cold babies I want to eat tongues All right, then another cup It was a lot of convincing!
Let me get this straight: -mother is Satan's wife -father is arrested (so he can't be Satan because Satan has too much power) -Grandpa is so distraught he wants someone to put him out of his misery -Being somewhat related to Satan makes you infertile -This all takes place in a building crawling with mold inside and out -Amd a hot girlfriend is waiting outside, somehow oblivious
And there are some women which are waiting outside and they feel cold. They drink water with no cups. Axes are on the beach. Malinda can't clean the mold even she likes cleaning. Wearing hat causes hair loss and have an acne causes death. They eat jelly (maybe)
Maybe Satan is a lesbian and mother is also a lesbian who divorced father. Grandpa is distraught because his daughter (mother) is in a gay relationship with Satan. Or perhaps this is just Google Translated mess of garbage and I shouldn’t read into it
I see it as she is normal but he’s just like “I like ice cream!” “Clocks!” “No cups!” “God, my mouth is delicious” “axes in the sand!” “I can’t kill grandpa”
It feels like a reverse Brawl in the Family joke, where the joke was Kingsonnn Dededoo said he was going to clean someone’s clock but he literally polished Kirby’s clock.
So in this universe -satans kid is just walking around like a normal person -satan got married -humanity (somehow) found a way to arrest satan -people drink water with no cups -people eat rocks -only girls can get cold (except the cool ones) -People are living on the moon -Aliens exist -acne is fatal Great
@@Aroace-Mace-in-yo-Face So... God And since Mother married Satan, if she is also related to Satan, she must be a fallen angel We are working out this family tree
“But Karid, my mother was satan’s wife” -This followed immediately by - “Linda, what are you doing?!” Was my favorite part and may be the best combo and had me cracking up
Can we talk about “Linda what are you doing!” *that line is “beautiful what’s your hurry”,* *this somehow conveys the same message but still makes no sense*
"I can't kill grandpa!" So either someone told him to kill his grandpa or he is frustrated that his grandpa is evading his death traps. I'll go with the last one
Girl: hi tom Boy: can't talk now. Girl: why? Boy: grandpa keeps evading my death traps.. Girl: Oh I see.. Let me help, see put a death trap right by the place grandma always leaves his oatmeal for him. Grandpa: *evades* Girl: *shoots grandpa in the head* Boy: why did I not think of that? Grandpa: *stands back up* ouch.
I love how sometimes they’re actually having a conversation, for example; “Neighbours gonna think” “baby that’s bad”, “How to drink water?” “No cups”, “Dude be careful” “God, my mouth is delicious!”, “Wearing a hat can cause hair loss” “No, no, no”, “My mind is a naughty virgin aunt” “Shh”, “You can have a stone” “bring food to the blanket”, “But Karid my mother was Satiaan’s wife” “Linda what are you doing?”, and “I can’t imagine the rest of your hand” “Would you like to see this” “How do I do that?”
This song sounds like she trying to have a conversation about her difficult home life and he forgot to pay attention so he's saying random things hoping it will line up with whatever she's talking about.
OKAY OKAY so at like 2:11 he says "See worm window" which is hilarious to me because in French, the words for "glass" and "worm" are very similar, and the number of times I have accidentally talked about worms when I meant to be talking about glass windows is too much.
@@GenderWoman666 not only from Sweden, but also a Swede describing an Australian Christmas. Though it is currently unseasonably mild in my part of Australia.
This is my favorite one of these. Unlike the other Christmas episodes it has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas or winter so you can watch it anytime. Also it's probably the most chaotic!
@@aestheticpxin5106 I was debating making the post, since my experiences (having ADHD) have been similar at point (not with speaking to the daughter of satan who is on drugs tho)
I don’t have ADHD but my best friend does. It’s also funny because I have ADD so we both have to take medicine. It’s nice to have someone to relate with :)
I’m glad you added the historical context about how the original song was about agency. People forget that and look at the past with the lens of the present. That said the translated version was hilarious and your first steps as Twisted Translations are already looking great!
@@Shadamyfan-rs8xc autonomy. the song, in the era that it was written and released in, was about a woman having actual power over who she does and doesn't have a relationship with. however, in today's day and age, the song can be interpreted as... rather creepy.
Yeah, personally, I understand what the song is about but it does strike me as creepy with the male's persistence, do I want the song to disappear? No, not really, I just don't listen to it because of that because the context doesn't come to my mind immediately and I wind up feeling gross.
Malinda: "My mind is a naughty virgin aunt" Tom: "Shhh!" Malinda: "Maybe I smoked something else" Tom: "I have never done anything wrong" Um I think he DID do something wrong. What did he give her to smoke?! 😂
The way Malinda sung "I can't stand" and immediately started to fall down so elegantly, while smiling, followed by the crashing sound, with everything right at the beginning of the song just killed me
I like it how she trying hold her laughter when she say: my mind is a naughty virgin aunt 🤣🤣🤣 (Edit) Omg!!! Thanks for 652 likes!! 😮🥺❤ u guys r awesome!!
When we were kids, my brother was disturbed by "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" because he never understood that Santa Claus was the father dressed up as Santa. He thought the song was about some children witnessing their mom making out with, I guess Mall Santa?
@@sericitymichael8007 new* and Santa Claus was the father because fathers are usually the ones putting presents out with their wife, not the "actual" santa of course. Once they're done, the kid is sleeping, so they have a romantic moment under the mistletoe. I got it when I was little. I also used to search "how to keep your kids believing in Santa."
Time to bring context to this In Hell, a festive imp named Linda wants to go to earth, talking about her arrested father and various other things, and another imp named Karin questions her.
And her sister is on Moon Street, which also leads to Trivashire (with the infamous Felhound's Pride Inn being the hearthstone point there after Hazbin Hotel got discontinued; still no infernal war machine wash there, though).
@@legrandliseurtri7495 the way "eh" is said is often considered canadian (especially by americans) (although it's also common here in NZ and other places too)
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Nice
First
Pog
OH NO NOT AGAIN
:D
"How to drink water?"
"No cups."
That absolutely killed me.
Google decided to answer that and the cleaning one
Rip
So you don't have acne
the line that killed me was
"my mind is a naughty virgin aunt😏"
"😳shh! "
@@zeeSweet ME TOO
"my mother was satan's wife"
"lindA WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
LMAO
I admit I may have done a giggle snort after that exchange.
i have commented like this
He didn't want linda to say that
0:56 𝕋𝕠 1:00
"It's mold outside"
It's 2020, at this point, that bit of fungus is load-bearing... -.-
At least there are precautions
@@zagiproductions1630 And the kids are cool.
I didn’t know “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” was set in Austin.
Green Tea’s quirky secret
True! Having just gone into Tier 4 lockdown in England (no-one knew that was a thing until yesterday) - I am very glad to be cheered up this ridculousness!
I did this too, and “Baby, it's cold outside” Turned into “I want to eat tongues” so...yeah
God, which languages
Well do you?
I want to hear that song now... lemme try translating the rest...
LOL
Okay! I've googled the song and done the Google translate thing line by line, for the enjoyment of comment section strangers. Sorry it took so long. Here you go...
I really can't do it
I want to eat tongues
I gotta go
I want to eat tongues
This evening
Hoping that you'd be skipping
Yes very nice
I have hands like ice
My mother is starting to worry
how busy are you?
My father was on the ground
Hear the voice of fire
So really I'm a better joker
it is better not to hurry
Probably half a drink again
I will put some tablets in while I pour
Think neighbors
there's an apple baby
Say what's in this drink
There is no taxi to get out
I want to know what?
Your eyes are now like the light of the stairs.
Your spelling is broken
I'll take your hat as your hair swells up
Why should I thank you?
Nope
The brain is near by
At least you tried
What is hurting my pride?
I can't really stay
Baby does not work hard
I want to eat tongues
Ah, do you know he's too saucy?
I think it's an opportunistic infection
I must go
I want to eat tongues
nopes
But I want to eat tongues
Welcome
How happily you fell
It's too hot
Watch out the window is a storm
My sister should be suspicious
Lord God, your mouth looks great!
Brothers at the door
Tropical waves on the coast
My sister's mind is not married
Lips are delicious!
Maybe I just had another cigarette
I have never had such snow before
And I don't smoke either
I have to go home
Frozen children
Please lend me a comb
It depends on your knees!
You were really magnificent,
Feel touching your hand
I can't see
How can I do this?
I have a story tomorrow
Think of the sadness of my life!
At least implicitly a lot
die of pneumonia!
I cannot stay
Overcome that old one
Cold babies
I want to eat tongues
All right, then another cup
It was a lot of convincing!
Let me get this straight:
-mother is Satan's wife
-father is arrested (so he can't be Satan because Satan has too much power)
-Grandpa is so distraught he wants someone to put him out of his misery
-Being somewhat related to Satan makes you infertile
-This all takes place in a building crawling with mold inside and out
-Amd a hot girlfriend is waiting outside, somehow oblivious
And there are some women which are waiting outside and they feel cold.
They drink water with no cups.
Axes are on the beach.
Malinda can't clean the mold even she likes cleaning.
Wearing hat causes hair loss and have an acne causes death.
They eat jelly (maybe)
@@DiamondstarNC Or maybe they have a baby named Jelly?
Maybe Satan is a lesbian and mother is also a lesbian who divorced father. Grandpa is distraught because his daughter (mother) is in a gay relationship with Satan.
Or perhaps this is just Google Translated mess of garbage and I shouldn’t read into it
And Satan's daughter / stepdaughter (Linda's sister) is on Moon Street
@@zanelaufey please say you watched that Strange Æons video too
Okay this is quite possibly the most chaotic translated song that has ever been translated.
Shape of you? Baby hit me one more time? The greatest showman?
@@koolkitty108 Nope! This one. At least most of the other ones were like *semi*-cohesive. This is just one crazy thing after the other.
Facts
*You fly an airplane, right?*
@@apodofseals Wearing a hat can cause hair loss
"My mother was Satan's wife. My father was arrested."
Huh. That's an impressive collar for some police officer there...
Yep o-o
Unless of course her father and mother weren’t married :|
@@sparrowthesparrow If so then that's a brave affair.
@@GriffinPilgrim definitely X3
@@GriffinPilgrim doesn't Satan encourage sinning though?
I see it as she is normal but he’s just like “I like ice cream!” “Clocks!” “No cups!” “God, my mouth is delicious” “axes in the sand!” “I can’t kill grandpa”
Don’t forget “baby jelly” and “I can’t imagine the rest of your hand” and “if you have acne you will *die* “ and “seecworm window”
Yes, but she said “But Karid, my mother was Satan’s wife.”
And “My father was arrested.”
It's literally r/Ihadastroke in a nutshell
@@SimonWillRun HAHAHA UR SO RIGHT
dont forget "I"
“If you have acne, you will die.”
Teenagers: *goodbye*
Oh god, I'm gonna die! whelp, at least no more living in 2020!
Very true. I will as well be exiting this life.
Michael Testerman lol
Yup. Bye!
@@michaeltesterman8295 hahahha
"How to drink water?"
"No cups."
Seems legit.
Friend: "what's your favorite Christmas song?"
Me: *"It's... complicated..."*
6 days 😊
It's call Google translate it's amazing
it’s mold outside
one of mine is "Mojang Baby"
two queens in a king sized bed- girl in red
This is basically a conversation but everyone tries to change the topic at every single opportunity possible
That’s what Google translate does if you Use it too much
"Linda, what are you doing?"
Wait wrong comment
oops
You fly an airplane, right?
"It's mold outside,
I...,
It's sold outside"
Looks like Google Translate has experience with the landlords here in Ireland....
Google translate is a slumlord
Scotland too
Same with America oop
Sadly realtibly to some people
“I like cleaning” “...clocks.”
That almost sounds like snark. Like he’s saying, “Yeah, sure, you like cleaning...cleaning people’s clocks!”
It feels like a reverse Brawl in the Family joke, where the joke was Kingsonnn Dededoo said he was going to clean someone’s clock but he literally polished Kirby’s clock.
See I interpreted it more like awkward speed dating "I like cleaning!" "I like uhhhhhh clocks"
"If you have acne, you will die"
This is technically true, though you'll still die even if you don't have acne.
This comment is vastly underappriciated.
@@liquidkey8204 and so it is
underrated comment
i love how distressed Tom's "i can't kill grandpa" is.
Malinda: "My mind is a naughty virging aunt"
Shh!
I just cant😂
definitely my personal favorite
@@twistedtranslations my favourite was "my mouth is delicious", along with "do you like saltines ike eh?" and i cant kill grandpa"
@@twistedtranslations oh hi there you
I liked the random Satan part, "my father was arrested," and "D’OH!"
@@koolkitty108 my dad uses d'oh instead of 'oof' so i about shot my food through my nose
“Neighbor’s gonna think”
“Baby that’s bad”
Gaston, is that you?
Can’t have no thinking
Y e s
Neighbors shouldn't read books. Soon they will start to have ideas and thinking.
h o w t o d r i n k w a t e r
*"Maybe I smoked something else"*
Yes google translate, yes
🤣🤣🤣
That just explains GT so much.
Exactly my thought halfway through listening to this
Google Translates smokes louds of stuff is what I know.
Google Translate is on drugs for this song instead of achol
So in this universe
-satans kid is just walking around like a normal person
-satan got married
-humanity (somehow) found a way to arrest satan
-people drink water with no cups
-people eat rocks
-only girls can get cold (except the cool ones)
-People are living on the moon
-Aliens exist
-acne is fatal
Great
Translator universe
This is the twistedtranslateverse.
they cant get cold because theyre already cool
GT universe
-satan died
"Hears the explosion"
*Michael Bay, is that you*
Are you also a transformers fan?
Go feed your country
@@ariyanatinsley2856
Bring food to the blanket X
Bring food to the country v’
Boom burn house to bay in destruction of explosion!
LINDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
"I can't kill Grandpa."
Well, not with that attitude you can't.... Kidding, kidding.
Hmmm
*south park intensifies*
That sounded like he's been trying for a good long while.
@@chiffonlime643 I was thinking Futurama
Which side because I think satan's father is probably immortal
"What pride? I can't have children. Hot girlfriend outside."
It's like the story of a very troubled closeted gay.
"My mind is a naughty virgin aunt", very troubled indeed...
OMG that's true
Also there's no response, except for the cool girls.
Omg that’s just, so perfect xD
thats what I thought too🤣
I do love how terrified Tom looks when he says *"it's mold outside"*
Lol this makes no sense but it is hilarious. Especially "Hot girlfriend outside" 😂😂
Ikrrr
Yes
D’oh! Some Homer Simpson stuff going on there
@@surfinsummergirls finally a person of culture
@@surfinsummergirls I THOUGHT THE SAME THING WHEN I HEARD THAT
"I can't kill Grandpa"
He's immortal
GRANDPA CANNOT BE STOPPED
Wait... Grandpa from the mother's or father's side?
@@dyinginside8716 BOTH
@@Aroace-Mace-in-yo-Face So... God
And since Mother married Satan, if she is also related to Satan, she must be a fallen angel
We are working out this family tree
😂
DID HE CREATE HORCRUXES????
“But Karid my mother was satan’s wife”
“Linda what are you doing”
She’s explaining her traumatic childhood apparently
At least she had lots of pasta to eat as a kid.
I agree. My father was satan...Yeah
Pales Gensler SATAN BRINGS ME TO THE PASTA
@@palesgensler3099 *SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA*
But her father was arrested.
“Dude be careful”
“G o d , m y m o u t h i s d e l i c i o u s !”
"How to drink water?"
"No cups."
Instructions unclear, I'm dying of thirst.
Drink from your hand!
Lmao-
“But Karid, my mother was satan’s wife” -This followed immediately by - “Linda, what are you doing?!”
Was my favorite part and may be the best combo and had me cracking up
Can we talk about “Linda what are you doing!”
*that line is “beautiful what’s your hurry”,*
*this somehow conveys the same message but still makes no sense*
I don't know to me my favorite combo was
I really like cleaning Clocks
It's funny how much one word can change the meaning of the entire sentence
What about "how to drink water" "no cups"
Don't forget that her father was arrested
and her father was possibly satan.
"My mind is a naughty virgin aunt"
"Maybe I smoked something else" I can't anymore😂💀
yes its too good
“My mind is a naughty virgin aunt,” IM SORRY WHAT- THAT KILLED ME 💀🤣
"My sister is on Moon Street"
There you go Sokka, your new target.
That's rough, buddy.
😆
Yesss
Don't let Suki hear you say that.
Sokka be like YIP YIP APPA we're heading to the moon!!!
"I can't kill grandpa!" So either someone told him to kill his grandpa or he is frustrated that his grandpa is evading his death traps. I'll go with the last one
O.o Maybe grandpa is the Highlander??
I'll go with the first one
Girl: hi tom
Boy: can't talk now.
Girl: why?
Boy: grandpa keeps evading my death traps..
Girl: Oh I see.. Let me help, see put a death trap right by the place grandma always leaves his oatmeal for him.
Grandpa: *evades*
Girl: *shoots grandpa in the head*
Boy: why did I not think of that?
Grandpa: *stands back up* ouch.
OR HE CREATED HORCRUXS
"Don't go outside children, it's *moldy* out there."
underrated comment, this is awesome
oh no, i have gotten outside
@@chasing_butt3rflies thanks lol
@@spider.jasper yw!
@@nsa6103 Oh no. Child, you were not supposed to get outside.
Wearing a hat can cause *_HAIR LOSS!_* *You must be **_PERFECT!_*
Malinda: “No, no, no...” -(not that again)-
You fly an airplane right?
@@clipsyoudontwatch 'MAKE A IN-DEPTH STATEMENT!'
@@gedaxx13 What Pride?
@@lonikiidk5309 'I cannot really live.'
@@gedaxx13 I can't have children
"I really like cleaning"
"...Clocks"
I died 🤣🤣
She likes cleaning clocks I guess 😅
He’s going to get his clock cleaned
Same 😂😂
You really “Cleaned our Clocks” with that joke 😂
Omigosh, I never made that connection! Dying here. 🤣😂🤣
Tom has the best lines!! 😂
"LINda, WhAT are you DOING?!"
"D'Oh!"
"You fly a plane, right?"
hears the explosion
SHHHHH
wearing a hat can cause hair loss
gOd my mouth is DeLiciOuS
2:19 Melinda funny lines to 2:36
I love how sometimes they’re actually having a conversation, for example;
“Neighbours gonna think” “baby that’s bad”,
“How to drink water?” “No cups”,
“Dude be careful” “God, my mouth is delicious!”,
“Wearing a hat can cause hair loss” “No, no, no”,
“My mind is a naughty virgin aunt” “Shh”,
“You can have a stone” “bring food to the blanket”,
“But Karid my mother was Satiaan’s wife” “Linda what are you doing?”,
and “I can’t imagine the rest of your hand” “Would you like to see this” “How do I do that?”
Here's another one "wearing a hat can cause hair loss" "No, no, no"
"my mind is naughty virgin grandpa" "shh"
that is the funniest and worst one
@@AnderMartin it was aunt not grandpa do you are have stupid
Lol how could I forget those😆
@@clarascats1365 “ But Karid my mother was Satan’s wife” “Linda wHAT ARE YOU DOING-“ maybe
I really want to hear them sing an actual version of this-
Like this sounds so good-
Are they’re voices good or is my voice bad
Nah their voices are incredible. I really need to hear an actual cover of this
This song sounds like she trying to have a conversation about her difficult home life and he forgot to pay attention so he's saying random things hoping it will line up with whatever she's talking about.
Clocks
CLEANED!!!
This is kind of what it’s like when talking to someone with adhd.
Well the song is actually like this
YEP THAT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE SOME TCHEKHOV PLAY
"It's mold outside."
Well, one more excuse not to go out, isn't it?
Yup. Including the explosions as well
And the hotgirlfriend outside
@@ggg91160 well maybe. That might not be THAT bad
@@mearvu_rae oh wait yeah
to bad it wasn't There's Corona Outside lol
In every high school:
*"If you have acne you will die"*
*cries in acne*
I can say 100% of people who ever had acne eventually died. Usually takes many decades, and mostly unrelated.
Me with a mask
*chuckles* im dead
guess ill die
2:24 "Maybe I smoked something else"
I mean, Google Translate does sound like they smoked something else
🤣
"maybe i have smoked something else" well that would explain everything
It did
Lmao “hot girlfriend outside”
*Both become interested*
i loved that
Bi vibes-
@@artynicotinebibes?
@@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an no its not that
“If you have acne, you will die.” “I can’t kill grandpa!”
so you mean to tell me hes trying to kill grandpa with acne but cant?
*”I CANT KILL GRANDPA!”*
“HELP I CANT KILL GRANDPA”
Can't draw
The kids are cool
"My mind is a naughty virgin aunt"
"Shh!"
"Maybe i smoked something else"
IS THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER
OKAY OKAY so at like 2:11 he says "See worm window" which is hilarious to me because in French, the words for "glass" and "worm" are very similar, and the number of times I have accidentally talked about worms when I meant to be talking about glass windows is too much.
Lol. I wish I knew French. :)
oh worm
Verre - glass
Ver - worm
@@Loveyourself21072 vers: towards
Vert: green
Based on the other replies, telling someone to walk towards a green glass worm sculpture could be complicated i French. :)
wearing a hat can cause hair loss
well, google has spoken.
HAIR LOSS WILL BE YOUR FIRST ATTEMPT
Also google: No, no, no
Is Monat making hats now?
"So warm and nice"
Google Translate: " *EXTREMELY HOT* "
Google Translator is from Sweden then 😅😂
@@GenderWoman666 not only from Sweden, but also a Swede describing an Australian Christmas. Though it is currently unseasonably mild in my part of Australia.
This is how I’d feel as a Canadian when the weather is anything above freezing 😂
This is my favorite one of these. Unlike the other Christmas episodes it has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas or winter so you can watch it anytime. Also it's probably the most chaotic!
"Linda, what are you doing?"
Talking about her father Satan, of course.
Linda Monroe's father would totally be Satan
AJgames29 I mean, you are not wrong
Cleaning. She likes it.
Hold up, look at the next two lines
plot twist: this whole time, she was actually rejecting his advances cuz she was just into his hot girlfriend this whole time,,
I like this twist! I'd listen to it way more if that were the case.
Can I be the hot girlfreind?
My lesbians ass approves!
Or plot twist the context of this song in culture is completely different than you think
He's the distracted boyfriend!
Nobody:
Google Translate: Kids are cool
Malinda:*Dab*
“My mother was Satan’s wife”
“My father got arrested”
Hmmm, I wonder why?
When I read this I laughed so hard
Maybe her father wasnt satan and got arrested and then her mom married with satan... who knows
@@Sam-tl4ho let’s not go down that rabbit hole...
@@yourlocalrainwing1358 lol
@Sam-tl4ho I was thinking her mother was cheating on Satan, and then after her side piece got arrested, she set up explosions
“Would you like to see this?”
**points to hand**
“How do I do that?”
Lockdown be like
"My mind is a naughty virgin aunt."
I'm sorry what-
"SHHHHHH!"
@@nameman9997 LOL
@@victoria-tk5jf maybe I smoked something else
@@nameman9997 just maybe
@@victoria-tk5jf you did not get me today yet if you do I will edit mister Rick Ashley
Edit:never mind
love how it becomes a lesbian and her straight friend just vibing
@Death Hand Studios nice
This is just like a conversation me and my straight friends had!do straight people and gay people have a different language? Lol
"No response...except for the cool girls."
"Hi"
Me when i try to text my crush💀💀💀
- "I can't imagine the rest of your hand"
- "Would you like to see this" [shows hand]
- "How do I do that?"
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Best part for me
OK the man is stupid
"If you have acne, you will die!" Well, I'm screwed.
Same
Same here i have it the worst ive ever seen ;-;
I mean he didn’t say how or when so you could die normally or you could die to a worm window
"Bring food to the blanket"
Tom is basically describing a picnic in 5 words.
He is!
DONT FORGET THE ROCK
Or maybe a meal in bed?
The random bits of wholesomeness in the song is so good. "I like ice cream" and "Hi" just killed me
Malinda: Sounds like a jumbled but still coherent conversation
Tom: Off his ADHD meds
ⁱ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁱˡˡ ᵍʳᵃⁿᵈᵖᵃ
Ah, so that’s why I related to him so much in this video
I think Tom was "smoking something else" as they say
Baby jelly
I have ADHD and this is accurate ⏰⏰
Alternative title: "Man with ADHD tries to have a conversation with the daughter of satan who is also on drugs"
I have ADHD and I can see that happening. Although ADHD does present itself differently in everyone.
I can't tell if I agree (as someone with ADHD) or not. Though that explains alot from both sides
@@aestheticpxin5106 I was debating making the post, since my experiences (having ADHD) have been similar at point (not with speaking to the daughter of satan who is on drugs tho)
And the daughter of satan has a sis who is an alien
I don’t have ADHD but my best friend does. It’s also funny because I have ADD so we both have to take medicine. It’s nice to have someone to relate with :)
I’m glad you added the historical context about how the original song was about agency. People forget that and look at the past with the lens of the present. That said the translated version was hilarious and your first steps as Twisted Translations are already looking great!
What is "agency" exactly?
@@Shadamyfan-rs8xc autonomy. the song, in the era that it was written and released in, was about a woman having actual power over who she does and doesn't have a relationship with. however, in today's day and age, the song can be interpreted as... rather creepy.
Wot
Yeah, personally, I understand what the song is about but it does strike me as creepy with the male's persistence, do I want the song to disappear? No, not really, I just don't listen to it because of that because the context doesn't come to my mind immediately and I wind up feeling gross.
@@salemcorriea5157 He was a nice guy before the internet was popular.
Malinda: "My mind is a naughty virgin aunt"
Tom: "Shhh!"
Malinda: "Maybe I smoked something else"
Tom: "I have never done anything wrong"
Um I think he DID do something wrong. What did he give her to smoke?! 😂
At least he didn't kill grandpa XD
Nightshade juice. (Those who know will know.)
@@goofusdestroyerofworlds9504 This sounds SO familiar... What is it a reference to??? O.o
@@fiveoakproductions It's either from Malinda's translated dinner or breakfast video. Lol
i have never done anything wrong says everyone ever
Malinda: “How to drink water?”
Tom: “No cups”
*I died*
Don’t forget *”I CANT KILL GRANDPA!”*
Ah, but not because of the joke, but because you had acne.
"If you have acne you will die"
guess I'll die then
Well, even if you don’t have acne, you still die. It just wasn’t mentioned. Memento Mori!
Being a teen is like dying... Lol 🤣
Same.
Me too.
MLB
This feels like a lesbian and a gay man just having a normal conversation
or 2 bi's
@@A_RI true, true
Tbh it does
1:42 is pure solidarity
Normal conversation: God, my mouth is delicious-
"My mind is a naughty virgin aunt"
How oddly accurate
Google translate: May I offer you some nice Chaos in this trying time?
Me: Why yes, thank you!
The way Malinda sung "I can't stand" and immediately started to fall down so elegantly, while smiling, followed by the crashing sound, with everything right at the beginning of the song just killed me
I like it how she trying hold her laughter when she say: my mind is a naughty virgin aunt 🤣🤣🤣
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2:19
And the way she sang it 😆
So true
I WAS ABOUT TO CRY FROM HOLDING IT IN
That is my favorite part
Can we just take a second to appreciate that harmony at the end? They’re both so good, it’s insane!
"IF you have acne you will die."
Looks like I'm dying then
Several of us are lol
Guess that means I died several years ago.
Yup, I'm already dead
I've been waiting 15 years. It has finally come
"Men hope has fallen"
Hey, we're not all THAT bad
lol
I loved the “ugh” she did before that. I found it funny. Tho I agree some of y’all are kings. Just a high enough number are assholes 😢
yes, yes we are :)
"I cant kill grandpa"
Wait wait why are you trying to kill grandpa
ThE mYsTeRiEs oF LiFe WiTh TiM aNd MoBy
@@aryabaviskar2137 YeS
Because Satan will bring her to the pasta otherwise
Because "Grandma was driven by Reindeer" already. Grandpa wants to meet her
@@AlinaAniretakeomg yes
2:31 you know it’s bad when even they don’t know what they’re singing
When we were kids, my brother was disturbed by "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" because he never understood that Santa Claus was the father dressed up as Santa. He thought the song was about some children witnessing their mom making out with, I guess Mall Santa?
I never knew that’s what that meant actually, I never thought about it. You learn something knew everyday!
I was also disturbed. Like she's cheating or something
Wait- SANTA ISNT REAL?! 😯 (Ik hes not real it just breaks my heart knowing that)
*DO NOT APPLY VISA FOR UR CHILDRENS, MENS AND WOMENS!*
@@sericitymichael8007 new* and Santa Claus was the father because fathers are usually the ones putting presents out with their wife, not the "actual" santa of course. Once they're done, the kid is sleeping, so they have a romantic moment under the mistletoe. I got it when I was little. I also used to search "how to keep your kids believing in Santa."
"Woman are cold outside, except cool girls"
Translate didn't do a such terrible job with this line
Yeah it kinda makes sense
I just don’t understand why people think it’s ‘cool’ to go around in a t-shirt or a miniskirt in the winter cos they just look freezing
Google Translate never *-EVER-* makes mastakes
@@hermionejeangranger1053 because skirts are pretty, just let people wear what they want lmao
@kitty lmao I don’t have a problem with it I just prefer to be warm than to look cool
“My mother was satans wife” “LINDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING”
My sister is on moon street if you want her as your next hookup
@@finneas_soss wtf
Idk
Me trying to have a convo with someone I haven’t seen in a while
My brain: 1:34
My mouth: 1:32
"Women are cold outside
Except for the cool girls"
"Hot girlfriend outside"
Who let Jennifer Lawrence edit this?
“How to drink water: no cups.”
**slurps from sea**
no you needa slurp from the lake, the sea gets salty when people drink it
never slurp from the sea
Go away, team aqua!
(Sorry for the stupid pokemon joke)
Well..only italian knows
no. there are no cups so asking how to drink water makes sense
or slurp from a plate
Old version: baby it's cold outside
New version: bAbY iTs MoLd OuTsIdE
Figure that out all by yourself?
@@andrewvelonis5940I did. Thank you! UwU
@@charminglypathetic7680 no, no
New version: hot girlfriend outside
@@gabrielledove2448 *GASP* your right XD
“I...”
Time to bring context to this
In Hell, a festive imp named Linda wants to go to earth, talking about her arrested father and various other things, and another imp named Karin questions her.
It's also raining mold in hell
And her sister is on Moon Street, which also leads to Trivashire (with the infamous Felhound's Pride Inn being the hearthstone point there after Hazbin Hotel got discontinued; still no infernal war machine wash there, though).
Actually, Linda goes by Millie now?
@@bubbykins4864 The hotel got shut down by Charlie's dad. He didn't want to lose any more... subjects. (read: underlings)
She can't kill grandpa (God)
“Maybe I smoked something else.”
That... would explain so much.
“You mean like saltines and their ilk eh?” I like how google went all Canadian for a second lol
Fun fact: it's not just canada!
Idk i'm canadien And i say it a bit rarely
As a canadian, I have to ask:what is canadian in that sentence?
@@legrandliseurtri7495 the way "eh" is said is often considered canadian (especially by americans) (although it's also common here in NZ and other places too)
@@BismuthBorealis I've never heard a canadian say ''eh'' in my entire life, but ok.
It’s KILLS ME how many times they actually seem to respond to each other, thank you Malinda and Tom, this gave me such a good laugh
I can't believe they went from "say lend me a coat"
to "you mean, like, saltines and their ilk eh?"
that was hilarious.
"What pride?"
"I can't have children"
"Hot girlfriend outside"
I'm feeling a lot of gay vibes
Meh.
😏
"ugh, Men."
@@huhkahsiian 🎵Men we don't know what we did🎵
s a m e
"If you have acne, you will die."
Me, someone with a severe acne problem: Gee, um, thanks.
Well luckily extreme accne medication can make you want to die, so its a win win.
Same lol
Well, even if you don't have acne you will still die, someday, so it's probably fine?
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“Talk about salt in my wounds” “D’oh!”
"Neighbors gonna think"
"Baby, that's bad"
How did some lines line up perfectly 😭
When people ask me why I don’t leave the house: *its mold outside*
"I can't kill grandpa" reason for staying home for Christmas 2020.
Original - "Think of my life long sorrow"
Translation - "D'oh!"
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D O H
Getting real Homer Simpson vibes