21 minutes of unspeakable horror done to a $170 steak
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- Опубликовано: 31 мар 2021
- $170.00 Grade A5 Wagyu steak imported from Japan. What if we try some...alternative methods to cook it? what could go wrong?
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#pointcrow #wagyu #cooking 
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enjoy :)
yes
No
I’m scared
First reply (nevermind)
urine store
"finding new ways to cook gourmet ingredients" is a pretty mild way of saying "committing a culinary atrocity featuring microwaved wagyu beef"
I gotta make it sound like I tried ok
ok
@@PointCrow that's no excuse for such blatant murder of Wagyu
Lol
@@PointCrow Well, I think you tried a little Too Hard
This is like those kids that stole their mom’s credit card to buy the best gear in the game but aren’t good at the game
I.E. A good portion of COD players.
Lol true tho. They buy things to seem like veterans but know only the basics of a game lol
Lol uses moms card and buys cosmetics other than upgrades
So every 8 yr old playing fortnite
lol
I goddamn love, how the chat went from mild and calm, to flat out screaming, the MOMENT he pointed that camera to the microwave.
NO ANYTHING BUT THE MICROWAVE PLEASE
@@medium0sizedALT ok fine. BLENDER TIME!!!
@@Nerdwithtoomanybooks time to B O I L
Normally a beautiful steak like that would be prepared in such a way as to bring a large amount of joy to one person. PointCrow managed to do the opposite and bring a smaller amount of joy to a very large audience. It may not be enjoyed in the way it was intended, but it certainly was enjoyed by many people in a different way and therefore was not a waste.
😊
Small amount of joy to a small bunch of masochists. Massive amount of anger and sorrow to the rest of us ☹
@@wchenful
Food is food.
They say all your cells die and are replaced in the course of seven years, but as I watched you chug that fuckin' smoothie I felt them all die at the exact same time.
Because they did.
Technically they die and regrow all the time.
@@maxeon0937 except for certain cells like the ones in your heart.
@@samt3412 no, I’m pretty sure all my brain cells perished at that single moment
@@SC-hk6bs yes
Well you would need a type of diesase
props to the guy in chat that said "I think I'm vegan now", because I didn't know how to put it into words until I saw that.
i cant even eat meat but this
i know pointcrow is sinning
this is torture
edit: what makes it worse is that its 170$
Time stamp is 10:20 if anyone wants to know
my personal favourite was "eric i hope you throw up"
Don't tell S picks a I was here!
@@ToasterOfToasting hey s picks this guy is here
This is an amazing cooking guide! I had no idea you had to wash your meat! And I also didn't know you had to leave it in the pot for three to five business days, I've only ever left it in for two business days.
i dunno man (or woman)... I usually grill mine for twice as long, generally boiling tokes longer.
Yeah... minus acceptance
what you did to that steak is unforgivable
I’m studying to be chef. I’ve never been able to even see a wagyu beef. And this dude... this dude... just... did that... This is actual, physical, emotional, mental and monetary pain... all at once...
I’ll pay for your therapy
I can provide a Wagyu stake at your teraphy
I feel that... I'm crying too...
@@sazechs_451 do I need to pay for your therapy as well?
@@treclassified2438 please just buy eric's beef supplier and never sell to him ever again
That cow had the best life possible just for you to come and deny it a happy ending
Well it actually didn’t have a great life but hey say what you want
@@dougalbadger4918 when it was Irish then it was happy and otherwise... yea we know :, (
@@dougalbadger4918 actually I’m p sure wagyu cattle have p good lives, with grazing meaning lots of space
@@dougalbadger4918 wagyu are taken well of before slaughtered at a young age
@@dougalbadger4918 the whole point of wagyu is that the cow basically lived the best life for a while then is slaughtered in the least stressful way possible, its supposed to give the steak the best flavor and thats why its so expensive.
Pcrow: “I wouldn’t drink this broth.”
Pcrow 5 minutes later: “We’ll use this broth in this smoothie.”
If he put the beef and water in, it probably would have been fine. Not nice but fine. Instead he puts a broth full of raw egg and soy sauce. Of course its gross. As someone who thinks steak is overrated, I sincerely hope the rest of that steak was actually consumed in an edible format. Steak isn't my favourite, but that piece looked absolutely amazing you could probably just eat it raw
I love what a high percentage of chat is genuinely trying to help
I don't know if this was more painful for the audience who just watched a gourmet piece of meat get destroyed in various ways, or for Crow who had to eat the various ways the meat was destroyed.
And pay for it lmao
Collectively more painful for the audience, but Eric went through much more agony eating these than a single person did watching.
All of the above
Or for the cow, seeing it’s delicious $170 meat being ruined.
Crow, he had to ruin it himself that must have been hard
For 2 years I have been searching for a way to receive Japanese wagyu a5 steak. It has become one of my most important, sought after life goals. What do I get instead? I come here, and I see a chucklefuck streamer LITERALLY MICROWAVING it in the first 5 mins. I’m not happy. Subscribed.
why so passive aggressive subscribing?
Received one yet?
@@Budget_Spaceplane it’s funny
@@Budget_Spaceplane it pissed me off, I liked it.
@@liamanderson8789no I'm poor
Just the sheer amount of panic in the chat from Eric doing literally anything in this video is so damn hilarious xD
10:20 “I think I’m vegan now” best quote of the entire video
Coming next on Pointcrow channel:
- You guys told me to season it, so I left it on the desk for a whole spring. Spring's a season, right?
I lost it at this lmao
nah he put a lead spring through it with a screwdriver
Ooh, a nice dry aged steak.
oh please yes
only if he watches it for the whole time
The pure confidence in Pointcrow that chat has to ask him: "DiD yOu TuRn OfF tHe StOvE?"
No one wants to the let the *dAnG hOuSe oN fIrE*
_The house left the chat_
This hurt more than the time my family of four was massacred, cooked, and then buried in the park while the assassin was watching pointcrow
I survived everything even the steak on the ice cream, but the hot sauce broke me
The chat is filled with 2 kinds of people: Those screaming "NO" and "STOP" whenever the next atrocity is introduced and those saying things like "Add milk instead of water" when PointCrow pulled out the blender
someone said “USE THE BROTH” when he whipped out the blender
“add gfuel”
OH GOD HE USED THE BROTH
@@Hekza0024 add mustard, i dare you
My favorite one was when he was about to drink it, someone said "add whipped cream on top"
I want a cooking with pointcrow where he actually cooks something normally just so we know he doesn’t cook like this when he’s alone
But that’s just the thing…
*He* *does.*
Honestly considering he only has 3 seasonings in his place I don't think he does
Wait this isn't how you are supposed to cook food?
@@robert.7230 It is, this is just an inside joke.
imagine walking into this stream at the same time crow is washing meat and just being so confused
You know what your cooking reminds me of?
"At least it stopped moving."
crow : "should i do ____. "
twitch chat: "no ffs don't"
crow : "i did it. does it look good ?"
twitch chat: " *no* "
14:10
That oversalted broth with soy sauce just had so much salt that one sip INSTANTLY dehydrated Eric to such a degree that he started hallucinating right then and there.
legal drugs
6:06
Eric has made the worst mistake a content creator can do, showing his feet
I got an add for a steak while watching this. Wow. "Do you want a steak while watching someone make an unholy boiled steak?" No.
If Gordon Ramsey watched this he would die of shock and come back from the dead to haunt Eric
I mean, gordon ramsey can't even make a grilled cheese sandwich soooooo
@@dragoryn7303 But he's super nice and knows how to cook other stuff so he awesome ;3
@@ameladaptivedaydreamer949 only to teens and kids
@@pissheater3k Have other people try to talk with him OUTSIDE of a kitchen? You can't judge character based on 1 facet you know. He's super funny and sweet.
@Sus Spy And good insults!
excited for japan to never let eric into their country because of his crimes against wagyu 👍
Ordinary Sausage is also banned now, I guess.😂
cant wait for the japan arc
@@gamecavalier3230 reading your comment hurt me. I’m so sorry
I finally decided to watch this *knowing* it would be bad, but couldn't even make it five minutes in, I don't even cook and this video is one of the most painful things I've experienced
I’m gonna be completely honest. I had tennis today, and we were playing in 90 degree weather, and it felt like 103 degrees with the sunlight reflecting off the court. My coach is a very strict person, and as a result of his relentless coaching and telling us to run, I ended up feeling very nauseous and horrible. I wanted to throw up, but couldn’t find it in myself to. Then, I remembered when you made this video, and the part where you drank a smoothie version of this atrocity, and ended up finally throwing up after coming back to this video and watching you chug down that thing like a chocolate milkshake. Thank you Eric.
Damm, i hope you're okay!
I feel you! I play tennis and have a strict coach, she makes us run so much and I actually suck at long distance running so I die every time!
103 isnt that bad for running
@@Voiddity ??? you using kelvin or something?
@@helloworld2409 MF SAID KELVIN IM DEAD 💀
i got a tooth removed yesterday so i pretty much cant eat actual meals. thank you for making it more bearable by making food itself unappealing.
I feel sorry for you
@@Lackidaisical_Doc it's not so bad once you adjust a bit to it. it's just that adjusting is mostly just learning what you can eat without having to really chew and managing pain if it comes up
Don't worry dude, you're good. My mom dictates that I eat the same food as them no matter my condition
This might be a late comment but I guess that’s one good thing you got out of the video
today i get 4 removed
Your chat reacted worse to pouring water on a cooked steak than cooking a steak in the microwave
18:55 I mean if the ice cream was mashed potatoes that would be great
Watching chat speed up every time a new atrocity shows up is amazing
*steak is washed
*
Chat: My disappointment is immeasurable and day is ruined, good day.
*Steak is BLENDED*
Chat: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Him pouring the salt in the pot has the same energy as "two shots of vodka *glug glug glug glug*"
An ancient Roman would have died if they saw you casually throw away that amount of salt.
Of all the things on the internet, THIS is what made me sick, not gore, not explicit content, none of that, just one man decimating a steak for 21 minutes
"We put salt in the water, ok?"
>makes a fking BRINE out of it
Is it weird that when he was drinking the shake my brain went “Steak’n’Shake”
More like steak in shake
Or shake of steak
no. it was perfectly normal.
No
Or shake the steak in a blender
I found out I was a masochist while watching these videos, even if it hurts like heck, I can't stop watching Eric doing atrocities against food
Thank you. I was procrastinating, but this gave me the motivation I needed to do my work, because it's at least less painful than this video.
Physical pain the whole time, but at least he kept half of the steak to actually use
in worse ways
Hopefully he learns how to cook beef so he has a good meal
I’m concerned about the people in chat who suggested he put aluminum foil over it while he was microwaving it
The would have saved us from the horror that is Point cooking
@@andrewu8525 they weren’t fools, they were martyrs
fried crow time 😋🍗
@@freggalddevito2055 underrated
One dude said to put the mic in there
this is one of the best point crow videos ever :) that ice cream looked sooo good ;)
This has been the most soul crushing experience.
You can see a moment of hesitation before he eats each one of his disgusting little sins of meat, preparing for the death to taste buds.
I gasped when he said A5. I literally covered my mouth with my hand because I thought I was about to witness a hate crime. I didn’t know how right I was...
You meant a war crime?
is there anything worse than a war crime
@@squeenixu crime against humanity
You don't know how unbelievably happy this video has made me
i went from feeling anger to disgust back to anger, i hate this and hate you, keep up the good work, give me more
This made me physically cry, pretty sure this goes against the Geneva Convention
As someone who does culinary arts in bachelor’s degree, this hurts me into my very core soul. May the A5 beef cow rest in pieces.
Also:
Hey guys, Pointcrow here. Do you ever have *c o o k i n g* anxiety? So much to cook, so much to season?
As someone that knows basically nothing about cooking this still pains me
Yes
yea
This is my new favourite video of all time
not the person saying 'unsubbing' when he started washing the meat💀
As a lifelong vegetarian, I learned a whole lot about how to not prepare meat from this video.
Ok but now imagine a vegetarian making vegetable monster foods.
As a life long vegetarian I learned that steak is from a cow not a cucumber
me too lmao
@@instinct8892 . . .
Watching this video is like going through all the stages of grief at the same exact time for a constant 21 minutes
Besides acceptance 😭😭
@@ilEagle3696 The only acceptance I got from this experience was the acceptance of my newly discovered emotional and physical damage that was done to me in the form of watching a man cook food.
Entirely agree
My stomach made a loud painful dying gargling sound when watching you chug that blended abomination. I am in physical pain rn 😂
I came back to this video, and now I think eric should make a short out of each of these courses so more people can "enjoy" this cooking
The school cafe does this but with 2 dollar horse meat.
Horse meat is actually something people eat a lot in some countries and to me looks pretty good.
@@devonjameson7866 but is it worth $2?
@@ricksanchez9623 I believe at least 10 of whatever money they use there or if your buying a tiny piece maybe 2
@@devonjameson7866 they are not buying the tinie pieces the are buying the shitie cheap pieces
Sentences I didn’t think I would hear today.
“It feels like I swallowed sand paper
This is one of the most ironically hilarious videos I've ever seen.
When Eric is standing at the gates of hell and he asks "why am I here?" Satan is going to pull up this video
Props to the guy in twitch chat who was calling the first one "dubious food"
Gordon Ramsay has been real quiet when this came out
It’s because he’s terrified
No I think he just had a heart attack when seeing what he did to that steak and died too fast to say a word, the last thing he said was "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" before losing consciousness
Lets just admit we all are terrified
hes jealous of this guy's cooking skills
@@whitelight2195 he had a *sheer heart attack*
I don't know if Eric or anyone in chat knew but Eric literally made Shabu Shabu by boiling the steak. It's literally a Japanese dish with just salty broth and thinly cut steak. I was confused when chat was freaking out cus that actually would genuinely taste good (probably a lil salty tho).
Probably cuz the steak isn’t supposed to be wagyu class, rather I would say like flank or something a bit above that
@@redstorm5681 in your opinion, is the steak thin enough?
@@redstorm5681 also the broth, is it too salty?
How could Japanese cuisine betray me like this.
I mean, he said he liked it
I love how this video is all about a man being happy about his terrible cooking and a lot of people telling him to stop, but are not listened
The alternateive title to this video: watching my chat scream at me for 10 minutes because I am torturing a $170 steak.
I love how chat turns into professional world class chefs to critique Eric just cooking the beef on a pan.
He was cooking on low, thats how you get overcooked meat with no sear
a cow died for this. imagine in cow heaven all the cows that were raised as A5 Wagyu steaks being able to brag over how they were eaten.
Wagyu 1: i was served in a fancy restaurant to a high member of society, whom you may call the queen
Wagyu 2: i was served to 2 middle class citizens on a date.
Wagyu 3: i was served to a dude in the worst possible ways, those being in a microwave, being washed under a sink, turned into a smoothie, and served on top of ice cream
Underrated comment
honestly it would be able to brag about how horribly it was prepared, like how people brag about scars
@@johnquincyadams1134 He didn't wash the Wagyu with Dawn dish soap, boil the Wagyu in a tall pot of plain tap water, pour away said water, and reboil it in yet more tap water, he didn't blend the Wagyu raw, and he didn't coat it with Hershey's chocolate syrup, and he didn't combine his techniques in one grand finale with the rest of the Wagyu; things could have been MUCH worse(better).
Being served on top of ice cream was a double whammy.
Imagine being eaten on top of your own milk.
@@bensoncheung2801 chocolate and meat make for a good combo tho
i love steak and ice cream the sweet and the savory go really good together
I work at a butcher. I think a little piece of my soul just died. Send help
1:39 - First Meal - Rock Roast
6:04 - Second Meal - “I don’t want the parsley anymore”
10:15 - Third Meal - “I now want the parsley”
14:32 - Fourth Meal - We are all now vegetarian
18:11 - Fifth Meal - Plating :)
Oh sweet, a cooking with PointCrow vid! Since it's April fools day does this mean it's going to be a normal cooking video instead of ruining a perfectly good book?
UPDATE: I WISH IT WAS JUST RUINING A BOOK
exactly 1 year into the future (ig) and this ia making me gag
This is why a group of crows is called a murder
alternet title: crow does auful things to a rare steak, but ends up making something good, somtimes
Its absolutely hilarious how chat is telling him to stop throughout the entire video
You've single handedly made me appreciate the food that I have on a daily basis, thank you
I get a warm, nostalgic feeling from this video.
The best part of this is just seeing the chat freaking out.
Can we just talk about that this guy makes high quality content?
* Plays Breath of the Wild
* Cooks
*makes unboxing
*opens fan boxes
Edit: *Damn guys I never had so many likes lol*
2.Edit: *And my favorite youtuber just answered my comment lol*
No
I don't want to spoil anything, but some of the content coming up dwarves all the rest. Get ready!
@@PointCrow oh no
@@PointCrow hol up
@@PointCrow Should we be worried
"You guys ever taste, just, burning rubber?"
Not really
I havent but i understand what it would taste like
This guy is Gordon Ramsay’s sleep paralysis demon
I love how the chat through out the stream is just: "Eric please noo!!"
As an aspiring chef, this video caused me every kind of pain and more. My soul hurts.
Edit: 14:47 Words cannot describe how much pain even conceptualizing such an act causes. This unspeakable pain cuts through dimensions. Legends say even Guy Fieri himself feels this pain.
I really hope you understand this is a big joke
I do, my comment is meant to be satirical.
@@HeWhoJivesWithChives ok cool
the second this video ended, an ad for gordon ramsey's new masterclass show started up. nature is healing 🌟
The plating on that last one was actually amazing ngl
3:43
As we can see here, crow is contemplating his life choices and starts to slowly regret everything he has done
Not even lil nas pole danced his way down to this layer of hell this fast
i love this comment so much
Hello everyone and welcome back to Binging with Babish.
Except after every “meal” he would’ve made a better version
Cringing with Crow
Ginginb hitw habisb
Binging with babish is a legend
Honestly
I love the smooth jazz constantly playing in the backround.
The pain of Twitch chat amuses me even more than the actual video :)
THIS HURT ME IN WAYS THAT I DIDNT KNOW WAS POSSIBLE, I NEED THERAPY NOW
"The police are still searching for the cause of Eric's mysterious food poisoning."
I think this is the first time Eric has managed to torture chat for once instead of the other way around
8:51 hurt me so much I was practically crying
You monster, I've never even layed eyes on such a perfect steak, and you straight up defiled it
@Spork WHERE'S THE L
@Spork pfft this has been amusing, have a nice day
I feel as if Eric cried in the shower that night
good
He better have
I know I did
I could write a whole paragraph about this but I'll just resume it in one word : PAIN