I put a pie recipe through google translate 50 times
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- Опубликовано: 22 май 2021
- I took a random recipe for pumpkin pie from the internet, translated it 50 times through Google Translate, and then translated back to English. and then we baked it. I'm not sure it turned out too well...
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big shoutouts to QTCinderella for putting up with me! Sorry about the audio issues, we tried our best :)
pog
Ur cool
Nice
Ok pointcrow
Hello!
I'm not a baking expert, but from the moderate experience I do have in baking, I believe that your apple pie didn't turn out as well due to the fact that you did more of a jog-in-place rather than running. I always make sure to take a serious run on this step around the block when making pies. Hope this helps next time!
I think it needed to cook a little longer
as someone who has baked some pizzas (not in the microwave) and baked some doughnuts, i should say, u did a way much better job than QT. like woah look at that tasty (totally) "apple pie"!
I think it's also because you did'nt use enough *skin*
His big mistake was peeling the squash too much. Some of those pieces were way smaller than 1/4 of an inch
See I think some information was lost when he google translated it.
For instance it didn't say what kind of squash. I personally think he could have gotten a better result if he had used a yellow squash instead of butternut.
PointCrow is the person our science teachers warned about when they made us rewrite our methods to actually represent what we did
It all makes sense now
Its like when they get mad at you for not putting on safety goggles, this is why😂
i'm your 1.7k like
QT; Makes an attempt at making some kind of baked good
PointCrow: Conducts an ancient, complex ritual, which in truth would likely best have been left forgotten to the sands of time
This got me more than it should have 😂
😂😂😂
Pretty funny
😂
I love how at several points, QT just stares a burning hole into Crow's stream. Just fully aware of the food sins he's committed and wanting to condemn him for them.
Yeah 😂
when google translate improves the recipe
It did improve it
Yup
whats up checkmark
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one all the same
@@ilove_seungmin It means the user is verified on RUclips
"we don't want to waste our food here"
-a man who microwaved Wagyu beef
Oh no.
-man who cut a square cake into a circle instead of buying a circle cake
so true doe
I loved that video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Isn’t wagyu beef one fo the most expensive grades of beef in the world-
When your food becomes so complicated it is now officially classified as a car.
Whenever QT looks at crow's pie she looks like a disappointed mother looking at her son who didn't do their homework
Never has an ad ever been more appropriate than getting an advertisment for Crime Scene Kitchen on this video.
When having RUclips premium is a bad thing
i got one for ranch night cooking
sammeee
I just got the Dutch equivalent of a JustEat ad after watching this one 🤣
I got an ad for life insurance.
"The closest thing I had to an apple was an onion. Was- was that okay?"
" *sigh* yeah..."
they ask you how you're doing and you just say you're fine but you're not fine but you know that you can't get into it
I like how QtCinderella made something edible and PointCrow literally made a cake that could kill god
I like how QT was saying she didn't have a wire, while she was holding her headphone wires.
It’s like PointCrow adds an extra translation filter of him looking at the instructions, thinking about the most logical step forward, and the launches himself in the opposing direction.
truly the price you have to pay for content
"Is this a car?"
At that point, that's not a bad question
It's equally as much a car as it is a pie.
"Remove round cake from refridgerator"
"I did some prepping offscreen"
"Takes rectangular cake from fridge"
He didnt say he did all the prepping
For some reason this reminds me of when I tried to make "cheesecake" as a child by putting a slice of American cheese, a handful of cheddar, and a torn up piece of bread into the microwave. It did not have the intended effect.
what happened
@@vincentdreemurr pretty sure everything just melted and turned weird and rubbery/soggy and it might have melted to the plastic plate
@@finpin2622 oh god, that sounds toxic and inedible
@@vincentdreemurr this is just how you make grilled cheese
i tried to make apple pie by pressing cheap white bread (crust on) into the sides of a bowl, filling it with cut apples (skins on), and putting cinnamon on it, then another slice of bread (crust ON)
and microwaving it on high for a minute
it..... it got this weird smell, almost like the inside of a laundry hamper after you take all the clothes out
i think from the bread, or the apple skins
it was
very very gross
somehow completely inedible
I think Crow has bulletin board of pictures of people who he knows can cook and subjugates them to this than crosses their face out on the bulletin board
y e s .
666
24:31 Socrates dying of poison, 399 BC, colourised.
Hemlock specifically
These videos are like watching someone try to summon a demon in their kitchen. I am always impressed by how much Point Crow takes pleasure in causing his audience pain.
OMG. That red bar ain't even close to halfway, and they're already making completely different cuisine
Bro on step 1 it was inedible
@@Thunder_God_Eneru if a mouse can chew through steel I'm sure I could find a way
@@hyperr1092 well of course, anything edible if you try hard enough, but this is not ethically edible
Watch @imbrandonfarris on RUclips he started this years ago it’s really funny
@@Thunder_God_Eneru you can certainly consume it, though that doesn't make it edible. 🤝
The second she said wax paper can’t go in the oven i felt an immediate sense of dread
Lol yeah she isn't very smart I guess
@@spider3755 wax paper + oven = fire
@@spider3755 but shes right. you can' t put wax paper in the oven because it will burn, so she used parchment paper instead.
@@spider3755 bruh
@@johnnyparsnips7641 well yeah you can say that about most everything. i can murder my neighbor but i shouldnt, i can put a fork in the microwave but i shouldnt,
I like how I was like "Nooooo!" when the apple fell, then realized it doesn't change anything
His roomate: So have you seen where my math homework went?
Crow: So anyways, i made pie
my man created dubious food and then ate it live on stream, huge respect
hey, dubious food's the best.... I know from experience! *sigh
I didn't think I'd see Dubious Food from Breath of the Wild, but this is certainly it. It's too ugly to even look at.
Can't wait for crow to get on the Great British bakeoff, I know he's not british but for this talent I think we can make an exception. But already has the technical challenge mastered
He already cooks better than British "people" So he could enter easily
@@weepashbp2270 as a British ‘person’ I can confirm this would be seen as a delicacy in Britain
As an american I can confirm that all food here in america is made from pointcrow
well not necessarily this pointcrow but many of his clones do
QT: **Trying to somewhat make sense of the recipe and make something actually edible**
Crow: So then I sliced the roll of wax paper
the fact that he substituted an onion for an apple in an APPLE PIE is just marvelous
favorite part of this video is when he got raided and all the raiders who stuck around were just screaming in horror
Time stamp please
14:21 I think?
“I don’t have a wire” she says as he plays with a headphone wire in her hands.
I came here to say the same thing.
@@seabassjames8222 same, you're not special.
@@seabassjames8222 oof same
I searched the comments, I just knew there were people who thought the same
@@forgottenplayer7286 same
24:02
Cinderella's face literally says:
"What the fucking spawn of hell this idiot created?!"
“The closest thing i had to an apple was an onion, is that ok?”
“...yeah.”
Me: well I don’t think you could do any worse at this point
Are we going to ignore the fact that he just cut a perfect circle on that cake first try
"Perfect" Yes, definitely.
*starts with wax paper*
THIS IS GONNA BE FUN-
Damn that creating peanut butter step is really impressive! And I feel like showing the oil really adds to this dish
Eric smiling like a maniac as he casually peels the skin off his finger
One more layer: translate it to a language you sorta know and then just do your best
naw more likely to make reasonable assumptions that way
@@Thk10188965 he means like if he knew like 30 words from the language
If it’s in dovahzul, I won’t make a good decision.
@@dovahkiin4977 FUS RO DAH
yeah but hes american so he prob only knows english
I know what everyone is thinking right now:
*of* *course* *he* *did*
Something might be wrong with my head, as I find it weirdly apetizing
Me: **Thinking If PointCrow washed his hands**
**Sees This**
Me: Yesss Thank you for answering my question! He did washed his hand.
@@TheCacophonyOfHumanity it is important to sanitize your hands before baking paper
I love how one sides music is nice, and relaxing, and the other is evil boss music
It's funny how QT tried to apply baking logic into the shitshow Eric dragged her into
I love when he says "so I did a little prep off screen" because you already know that when he originally got the recipe finalized, he read through it to figure out just how much he could piss off/gross out people watching.
we started with pie and ended with car. this may be my villain arc
i was entirely expecting a match to be put on the counter and the bowl thrown at it.
“Professional baker.”
*lets a cat walk on the kitchen counter*
You should try doing a science experiment through google translate 50 times!
I feel like that's the kind of thing to go horribly wrong
I think he would prefer to keep his house intact
@@loaf297 lmao yeah
Bro he would make mustard gas salad
@@faultyistired2556 xD
“Who needs therapy when you have pie” -some random person on twitch
Timestamp?
@@clayinator7286 idk
@@clayinator7286 8:29
@@alejandropascualgonzalez5030 thanks
24:23 every other time he took a bite of his food monstrosities, he takes a few seconds to see if he could possibly put up with it. not this time. he *_ran_*
19:00 Yo those raiders coming in at the perfect time 😭💀
Thanks to Eric I now know what dubious food looks like when you uncensor it.
seeing his chat saying "Crow needs therapy" is extremely confusing and true at the same time
a fun challenge would be to write down a recipe and try to make it so that when google translates it, it turns out to be a reasonable pie recipe.
I like how QTCinderella is doing this with the mind of a baker but PointCrow is just making monstrosity meals.
Someone in PointCrow's chat said "QT forgot to add a hint of enthusiasm," and that is indeed a _true_ statement.
I refuse to believe the music playing when he took a bite wasn't intentional
1:00
*nam flashbacks of when I was new to botw and continuously made dubious food*
I love the night and day difference between each of their streams. crow being chaotic af and qt chillin'
Pretty cool that pointrow managed to convince a professional baker to join him with his previus masterpieces
You KNOW that QT is the whole reason he actually took the fall and a bite...he never would've done that for chat lol
So what you mean to say that he was simping
@@Komodor4567 Basically, yeah
very true he is a simp
@@imposterisamongus695 The superior kind of one.
I can't believe that, after everything he's already done, I'm still upset that he never took the sticker off the apple
My friend: Cursed cooking doesn’t exist.
Me:*shows him this video*
My friend:I-
Me:Cursed cooking doesn’t exist huh?
Eric is so precious and self destructive at the same time. Like a pup that can harm itself if not looked after. I mean this video is the example of what happens when you leave him unattended xD
You know it’s bad when you’re awake for the cursed translation cooking uploads from PCrow
"Squeeze your index finger and index finger around the edge of the board to create a peanut butter"
I have never found such a beautiful tip! Thank you so much for telling us and showing us that!
Now I want to see PointCrow actually bake something with a recipe that hasn't been translated 50 times
His ability to round that cake is impressive
That feeling when crow uploads at 3:27 am
2:29 for me ._. i should go to sleep but then again it's the weekend
5:27 pm for me
That feeling when Crow uploads at 2:27 am
8:30 AM for me
12:30 am for me
I love the moment after the chat raid, where he pulls the cake back out and all the new people are just like *what the actual living hell is that*
LOL, this was great. It reminds me of this speech that my dad used to give to high school and college kids. It was a speech about how to effectively communicate. As part of it he would pick a volunteer from the audience (usually a guy), and would have them sit down looking out at the audience and tell him to pretend he was a father of a 2 year old who was watching an "important" football game and had to talk the kid thru making a PB and J. Then my dad would play the 2 year old. The guy without fail would say "get the bread, and take two slices of bread" and my dad would tear the bread bag open like the incredible hulk tearing off his shirt and bread would fly all over the place (and the audience would go nuts with laughter). In the end my dad (and the table) would be covered in peanutbutter and jelly (they almost always forgot to tell him to use a butter knife), and would ask the guy how he thought he did. Then after the guy said good, he would have the guy turn around to see why the audience was laughing historically.
i love how he never questions the recipe throughout the entire video, he just does it
Crow that's a beautiful pie on the thumbnail best cook I've ever seen
I love these videos please keep making them
It’s really cool seeing pointcrow in front of the camera like this instead of behind a computer screen!
PointCrow talking with women about how to do baking on stream only shows us how much of a ladykiller he truly is.
Emphasis on Killer
@@jurrehuizinga7136 emphasis on tornado
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for whatever food crimes are about to happen
my favorite part is definitely the camera abruptly zooming into the grater when QT says "great"
5:47 "I don't have a wire..."
*proceeds to twiddle headphone cord within hands*
this has taught me that eric doesnt know what a baking sheet is
That cake could’ve been used at a child’s birthday party.
Haven't laughed so hard in a very long time, you earned a sub my friend
I love how it said to cut into quarter inch pieces, and then he proceeded to say 1/2, 1/3, 1/4 and he said it in reverse order, from least to greatest, even though it is clearly not least to greatest.
am I the only one that was expecting Eric to just chuck the bowl when it said "throw to match"?
YEET
I was also expecting him to get a match, to throw it at.
this is the special kind of content that i feel like only pointcrow can make as entertaining as it can be
Have you heard of Malinda Kathleen Reese or the channel now known as Twisted Translations? Cuz I beg to differ 😉
@@HDGamerofficial Or the guy that basically does this same thing
Also Brandon Farris or like 99999999999 other channels
I am dying. That recipe is diseased number one, plus QTCinderella’s cat shot a spear through my heart, so fricking cute
PointCrow is the reason baking instructions have very specific wording.
Crow: Dont want to waste food alright!
The food that he cooked:Am I a joke to you?!
Now I can never imagine buoy base galaxy without the water replaced with lemon juice and the tower replaced with butternut squash
Cinderella: Trying to make something meaningful of that recipe
Crow: *anarchy*
"squeeze your index finger and index finger around the ege of the board to create a peanut butter."
ah, yes coockning
At least his pie has edible parts. More than I can say with mine
F
5:47 "i dont have a wire"
*literally holds wire in hand*
one of my favorite parts of this video is the editing to zoom in on the grater every time she says "great"
i LOVEEE these, you have to do mooooooore
21:06
Man, the directors really made some creative turns with this new Mario world
Super Mario world World 1 "yoshi island" side view
Crow when he puts it in his mouth: seems alright enough
When he tastes it: shit
These types of videos make me laugh like crazy
Ya know, when crow took a slice out of his um... "pie?" It legit looked like a burrito smothered in refried beans, red and green chili and cheese.
Jesus christ, a sweet, vomit flavored burrito would just be cursed
I absolutely love how many shots are just QTCinderella looking very confused
It looks like a shrine to the mushroom gods and i love it
The hard cuts between the nice mellow music and the daunting dark souls boss music is incredible
No one: PointCrow's cooking/baking skills are 'superb'