How to cook Zelda dishes, in Real Life

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @DougDoug
    @DougDoug  6 лет назад +77946

    uhhhh

    • @MastaSensi
      @MastaSensi 6 лет назад +2656

      This was a video... I think

    • @SwiftStar194
      @SwiftStar194 6 лет назад +3074

      How many fires did you nearly start?

    • @Kbrookesy
      @Kbrookesy 6 лет назад +2171

      So at what hour of cleaning your kitchen did you decided maybe this video wasn't worth it?

    • @somegoodsoup7008
      @somegoodsoup7008 5 лет назад +790

      Here's a durian.

    • @jessevanhook3521
      @jessevanhook3521 5 лет назад +387

      Reminds me of Filthy Frank in a good way. The golden years of RUclips

  • @josephjohnson7489
    @josephjohnson7489 4 года назад +7802

    I feel like I'm forcing him to do this

    • @MahouShoujo-Studios
      @MahouShoujo-Studios 4 года назад +409

      Ikr. Like, by continuing to watch, I'm prolonging his suffering

    • @blackzephyre
      @blackzephyre 4 года назад +152

      Pause the video. You can stop the cruelty now

    • @MahouShoujo-Studios
      @MahouShoujo-Studios 4 года назад +144

      @@blackzephyre I'm too far gone man. Like it's disgusting to watch, but so... satisfying. Huh, I guess all those online personality tests saying I'm sadistic were right.

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 4 года назад +22

      if you had actually collectivized the food he wouldn't be doing this

    • @synthemagician4686
      @synthemagician4686 4 года назад +16

      I feel like I want to join him in this madness...

  • @bridgetillion
    @bridgetillion 5 лет назад +15515

    the pure sorrow on this mans face when he’s eating the food is so genuine i fear for his safety

    • @kevinwinter3105
      @kevinwinter3105 5 лет назад +225

      What do you mean? Dubious food is great!

    • @feesh3782
      @feesh3782 5 лет назад +187

      To quote the voice of despair in Dougs mind: *Will blast your mouth into a flavor toilet*

    • @ElijahD-si9vm
      @ElijahD-si9vm 4 года назад +11

      He’s obviously enjoying it, what do you mean?

    • @buddymmx3936
      @buddymmx3936 4 года назад +23

      I fear for my own

    • @SNguy91
      @SNguy91 4 года назад +28

      I fear for raw chicken that was thrown into hot water for 6 seconds only .... screams salmonella

  • @chromanox6582
    @chromanox6582 5 лет назад +16194

    Well I have to say, it wasn't clickbait

    • @yourboyfrank393
      @yourboyfrank393 5 лет назад +98

      Indeed

    • @gamer6_vlogz509
      @gamer6_vlogz509 5 лет назад +106

      God fucking damnit why I'm I laughing

    • @orisit1570
      @orisit1570 5 лет назад +80

      *C A R R O T C A K E*

    • @zorororoark
      @zorororoark 5 лет назад +46

      I feel bad for this dude with the durian

    • @danielmaher1654
      @danielmaher1654 5 лет назад +33

      @@orisit1570 That carrot "cake" looked really delicious

  • @mistifowl5893
    @mistifowl5893 2 года назад +6776

    I love how he says "this is pretty gross" to one of the most edible things he made

    • @Λεμόνι
      @Λεμόνι 2 года назад +300

      If I am not wrong he is allergic to apples

    • @mkctao3815
      @mkctao3815 2 года назад +153

      Well I think he did not need to clarify for the rest

    • @Λεμόνι
      @Λεμόνι 2 года назад +39

      @All gamer A

    • @amogharsekar1488
      @amogharsekar1488 2 года назад +38

      @@Λεμόνι Sports

    • @Λεμόνι
      @Λεμόνι 2 года назад +38

      @@amogharsekar1488 It's in the game

  • @insertabetternamehere5611
    @insertabetternamehere5611 5 лет назад +3375

    I love how she is explaining/complimenting the food and the guy is literally puking in a trash can

    • @cosmo5743
      @cosmo5743 5 лет назад +39

      *he *is* the trash can

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 5 лет назад +113

      "The durian is full of chunky snot that will blast your mouth into a flavor toilet."
      He is a toilet.

    • @jayjaygolden5123
      @jayjaygolden5123 5 лет назад +11

      Gee that would make a great joke for a video

  • @Catlady29
    @Catlady29 4 года назад +5533

    I love how out of everything the baked apple got a verbal reaction out of him

    • @Nuclearisabitch
      @Nuclearisabitch 4 года назад +276

      “This is pretty gross...”

    • @OzKo
      @OzKo 4 года назад +104

      Also the ow when he threw the carrot cake in the pot

    • @lukaszukas6443
      @lukaszukas6443 4 года назад +30

      That's cuz apples are disgusting

    • @venceibul5676
      @venceibul5676 4 года назад +13

      Apples can suck my banana

    • @lottiethepoodle7863
      @lottiethepoodle7863 4 года назад +22

      Yeah cause he was too busy spitting out the other meals to talk

  • @zachk9178
    @zachk9178 5 лет назад +42121

    This guy legitimately almost started a house fire for a Zelda joke.
    I have the highest respect for you.

    • @ignaciolynette
      @ignaciolynette 5 лет назад +108

      Lmaoo

    • @davesargent7304
      @davesargent7304 5 лет назад +187

      Nah. The water in the wok would just put out the fire. Like it did for the hearty durian dish.

    • @septimiusthedestroyer7394
      @septimiusthedestroyer7394 5 лет назад +8

      Get out of my hair

    • @man0fculture536
      @man0fculture536 5 лет назад +173

      dave sargent you sir have obviously never seen a kitchen fire that was started because someone threw water over a flame.

    • @ThePeacePlant
      @ThePeacePlant 5 лет назад +91

      @@man0fculture536 there is water in the pan, there is nothing to cause the fire. He wasn't using oil

  • @permberd4185
    @permberd4185 Год назад +1192

    Watching a man violently eat a raw radish and a raw durian filled me with a raw primal horror and... frankly that's everything botw link should be. 10/10, would cook again.

    • @danialabdullah29
      @danialabdullah29 Год назад +42

      Eating raw durian is pretty normal. In fact, most people enjoy durian raw.
      Source : I'm from Malaysia

    • @permberd4185
      @permberd4185 Год назад +11

      ​@@danialabdullah29oh that's actually really cool. (Kinda want to try some now tbh)

    • @jennyjin1617
      @jennyjin1617 Год назад +13

      @@permberd4185well, durians are the type of dish that you either like or would curse the shit out of it and burn it like a witch on a stake in the medical eras, without even glimpsing at the sight of one so much as avoiding it like the Black Death back in the 1340s - 1350s till hell itself freezes over

    • @jennyjin1617
      @jennyjin1617 Год назад +2

      Basically you like it or don’t, there’s no in-between
      Personally never tried it, would not recommend

    • @godofportal5905
      @godofportal5905 Год назад +2

      then starts breaking down when he eats a warm apple

  • @globules804
    @globules804 5 лет назад +5032

    The way he eats the dishes looks like he's been stranded on a desert island with his friend for several days and has to eat his corpse

  • @maxamillion6042
    @maxamillion6042 4 года назад +4253

    I love how he’s about to throw up after a normal bite, and then proceeds to take a bite the size of Jupiter’s dad

    • @icpool5624
      @icpool5624 4 года назад +200

      The defence buff from the first food helped him survive

    • @CEFG100
      @CEFG100 4 года назад +21

      Bro, don’t fat shame Jupiter’s dad like that!

    • @MommaWolf2298
      @MommaWolf2298 4 года назад +16

      Do you think he knew that he was supposed to skin the fish?

    • @Star0gaze
      @Star0gaze 4 года назад +11

      @@MommaWolf2298 Nah. Thats how you normally cook it idk what you are talking about

    • @hollowhoagie6441
      @hollowhoagie6441 4 года назад +12

      So Cronus?
      Edit: Saturn is his Roman name my bad

  • @pershingpower9397
    @pershingpower9397 5 лет назад +68069

    This man risked food poisoning and multiple 2nd degree burns for memes. The hero no one needed, but we wanted.

    • @grandmastercultistofben
      @grandmastercultistofben 5 лет назад +2188

      Notice he purposefully didnt eat the raw meat..
      Wouldve been fun to see him let everything boil properly😂

    • @spynyi
      @spynyi 5 лет назад +682

      He is the greatest chef in the world.

    • @AnimalMother60
      @AnimalMother60 5 лет назад +649

      Dude should’ve been wearing gloves and face protection. Or at least some pants! LMAO

    • @ddsjgvk
      @ddsjgvk 5 лет назад +151

      The hero no one wanted tbh. it's way to over the top

    • @AnimalMother60
      @AnimalMother60 5 лет назад +396

      Hero of Kush no, this hero was indeed wanted. His mentor simply forgot to mention it was dangerous and that he should take “this”. “This” being gloves, eye protection and pants!

  • @Emblem113
    @Emblem113 Год назад +1420

    My mans ate an undercooked fish, an unpeeled banana, and a chicken flavored flower without saying a word...
    But a *slightly warm apple* was what broke him lmao!

    • @Edelweiss1102
      @Edelweiss1102 Год назад +100

      Apparently he is alergic to apples

    • @Tylorean
      @Tylorean Год назад +10

      For some reason, I read that with Technoblades voice in my head

    • @derpdude728
      @derpdude728 Год назад +18

      He must’ve been a doctor

    • @buzzsawwyrm1595
      @buzzsawwyrm1595 Год назад +4

      He’s allergic to apples so it makes sense

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@buzzsawwyrm1595Wait he is?

  • @doggotron2186
    @doggotron2186 5 лет назад +8004

    This man gonna need a actual blue apron sponsor to get a new stove

  • @liuskin6070
    @liuskin6070 5 лет назад +5420

    He surely obtained the triforce of courage after the video

    • @breat69
      @breat69 5 лет назад +22

      Who got the other two parts tho?

    • @mystic_spider
      @mystic_spider 5 лет назад +68

      @@breat69 Not him, that's for sure.

    • @theoschuh4571
      @theoschuh4571 5 лет назад +163

      He certainly didn’t get the Triforce of Wisdom

    • @liuskin6070
      @liuskin6070 5 лет назад +47

      Clearly the girl has the wisdom

    • @sethjansson5652
      @sethjansson5652 5 лет назад +33

      Gordon Ramsay got the triforce of Wisdom

  • @BigGengar13
    @BigGengar13 2 года назад +7475

    I love how every time he throws the food on he has the same blank stare as he releases it, and then is surprised every time it splashes everywhere

  • @coolguy8069
    @coolguy8069 Год назад +372

    "carot cake" literally 2 carrots with butter on them

    • @saltycube
      @saltycube Год назад +5

      That’s not wha carrot cake is like?

    • @notsogood6025
      @notsogood6025 Год назад +12

      Don't forget the sugar....dissolved in water...

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 Год назад +7

      And the two grains of flour desperately holding on.

  • @thedon_ofteflon4503
    @thedon_ofteflon4503 5 лет назад +3087

    "We'll send all this shit to your house for like 10 bucks"
    Best thing I've heard lol

  • @thischannelisabandoneditwa8994
    @thischannelisabandoneditwa8994 4 года назад +2709

    I’m almost 90% sure he was being held at gunpoint this entire video

  • @actuakk1235
    @actuakk1235 5 лет назад +9463

    Eats raw vegetables and bananas with skin: nothing, keeps on eating
    Eats a heated apple: "That's pretty gross..."

    • @beurfus1754
      @beurfus1754 5 лет назад +350

      Ben Benton he might have tasted the propane. I would not at all eat a durian cooked with apples and a white radish though

    • @abluetale1016
      @abluetale1016 5 лет назад +223

      Ben Benton what about the fact that he ate fish bones

    • @Pupqet
      @Pupqet 5 лет назад +31

      Banana skin is good for you

    • @that1boi800
      @that1boi800 5 лет назад +35

      Also a literal flower

    • @crannmarbh8559
      @crannmarbh8559 5 лет назад +46

      Ben Benton Pretty sure he said “That’s pretty good”

  • @joshcooper6465
    @joshcooper6465 Год назад +345

    Was so worried he was gonna eat that raw chicken!
    And the line: "turn your mouth into a flavour toilet....... We'll send all this shit~ directly to your house~ for like~ ten bucks.." Priceless

    • @Toixc-Badboy
      @Toixc-Badboy Год назад

      "You ate raw chicken You Must Die"

  • @PaperCircle
    @PaperCircle 4 года назад +4845

    Teacher: no eating in class
    The kids at the back:

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 4 года назад +113

      If this is what the kids at the back are doing I’m very concerned for my wellbeing in that class.

    • @Adam-rp7wz
      @Adam-rp7wz 4 года назад +9

      Eddiemate cool

    • @apothicas2774
      @apothicas2774 4 года назад +44

      Sooo uhhh they just vibing in the back with multiple 2nd degree burns and food poisoning?

    • @dazaigutz
      @dazaigutz 4 года назад +5

      I'm that kid 😂

    • @TheBluestflamingos
      @TheBluestflamingos 4 года назад +2

      😂

  • @isdel9474
    @isdel9474 5 лет назад +1827

    *"Man Gets Salmonella and Almost Burns House Down For a Meme"*
    love it!

  • @Ukiyxe
    @Ukiyxe 5 лет назад +5463

    *Man throws a whole durian into boiling water*
    Me: My kind of cooking

  • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
    @camilogarciaylasaari1857 Год назад +450

    Me: "Can I get simple homemade recipes and ingredients delivered right to my door?"
    Blue Apron: "... Here's a durian."

    • @adamski6139
      @adamski6139 Год назад +5

      You didn't specify edible...

  • @angryrino6587
    @angryrino6587 4 года назад +2930

    He looks like hes dying each time he takes a bite, and I respect him for that

    • @GuyWhoWatchesStuff
      @GuyWhoWatchesStuff 4 года назад +42

      His hands are trembling most of the time, at almost any point you can look at his hands and they S H A K E

    • @wadervision5826
      @wadervision5826 4 года назад +18

      How did he down a durian that is fruit that smells like turpintin in wet garbage

    • @stormanteater344
      @stormanteater344 4 года назад +4

      @@wadervision5826 smell doesn't mean bad taste

    • @sparklingego8274
      @sparklingego8274 4 года назад +10

      The triforce of courage

    • @alittleinsanity9245
      @alittleinsanity9245 4 года назад +16

      There’s actually a person with a gun behind the camera

  • @GTTB-227
    @GTTB-227 3 года назад +2862

    "You'll never go hungry again in your fight to save Hyrule."
    No shit, and as a bonus, the dude will never breath again as well.

    • @Yanina80mejia
      @Yanina80mejia 3 года назад +198

      No breath of the wild

    • @GTTB-227
      @GTTB-227 3 года назад +41

      @@Yanina80mejia That actually got me real good. 😂

    • @neonishere123
      @neonishere123 3 года назад +63

      Last Breath of the Wild

    • @daveyhasstuffs7720
      @daveyhasstuffs7720 3 года назад +28

      Final Breath of The Wild

    • @noahwurz3429
      @noahwurz3429 3 года назад +6

      Man I hate it when I can’t breath

  • @neonishere123
    @neonishere123 3 года назад +22708

    The fact that he ate all of these without hesitation is terrifying

  • @amuah2336
    @amuah2336 Год назад +66

    I watched this video years ago without knowing who dougdoug was, now that I'm an actual viewer of the channel it makes a lot sense with the way he goes for the bit every time.

  • @weekbacan682
    @weekbacan682 4 года назад +2575

    “So you can’t resist taking one more bite”
    *Throws up*

    • @theveryaveragegamer9865
      @theveryaveragegamer9865 4 года назад +9

      Quote King Neptune, "This is so great, I think I'll have it a second time!"

    • @godusopp1797
      @godusopp1797 4 года назад +9

      He's making room to eat more.

    • @Junipurrs_
      @Junipurrs_ 4 года назад +2

      *this is fine*

  • @angelsmg247
    @angelsmg247 5 лет назад +625

    Even though I knew the guy was joking, I literally thought the voiceover lady was legit sponsoring Blue Apron until the very end. 😂😂😂

  • @0hHarveyy
    @0hHarveyy 5 лет назад +1429

    This man really did this for us. Never have I witnessed a human throwing up yet shoving down food at the exact same time.

    • @MinecraftManager
      @MinecraftManager 5 лет назад +18

      Have you seen the cake series from filthy frank?

    • @toefes
      @toefes 5 лет назад +1

      You’re in for a treat, lol!

    • @riptidev10
      @riptidev10 5 лет назад +1

      Mmm hair cake

    • @clicky4665
      @clicky4665 4 года назад +5

      And also Brian David Gilbert

    • @johnbaca80
      @johnbaca80 4 года назад

      Jackass- The Omelette. Enough said, lol

  • @wizardyeti
    @wizardyeti 2 года назад +125

    i love how even tosses the ingredients in the pan like in the game, knowing full well boiling water is gonna spill everywhere

  • @Lucas-Omega
    @Lucas-Omega 5 лет назад +4580

    Huh interesting never remember letting this corporate deal happen.

    • @RWAsur
      @RWAsur 5 лет назад +245

      Oh my God blue apron found him... This is hysterical and now I know you sell food thanks to this madlad

    • @urbosasfurry2126
      @urbosasfurry2126 5 лет назад +81

      Better get the Nintendo people on the phone!

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 5 лет назад +70

      It's free advertisement

    • @con_txt9042
      @con_txt9042 5 лет назад +11

      Do it

    • @Lucas-Omega
      @Lucas-Omega 5 лет назад +103

      @@nate6144 fun fact I've had this profile for a year now it was for an inside joke and it was just a coincidence

  • @azthefreak526
    @azthefreak526 4 года назад +5954

    Let's appreciate that this HERO broke his kitchen just for the memes.

    • @SuoKiba
      @SuoKiba 3 года назад +15

      173 likes no reply??? I guess first

    • @azthefreak526
      @azthefreak526 3 года назад +4

      @@SuoKiba thanks bro

    • @thegogurtbandit7988
      @thegogurtbandit7988 3 года назад +21

      Howtobasic. That’s all i have to say

    • @setsumaki8307
      @setsumaki8307 3 года назад +6

      Az The Freak. And his taste buds

    • @azthefreak526
      @azthefreak526 3 года назад

      @@setsumaki8307 that tasty raw fish

  • @xitlalicsalazar9929
    @xitlalicsalazar9929 3 года назад +2966

    I think i now understand how my culinary teacher felt when she watched me cook

  • @Blubeans513
    @Blubeans513 Год назад +84

    Over 4 years later, this is one of the funniest videos to come from Doug, he putting his kitchen on the line for our laughter, you gotta respect that. I suppose that’s why he hasn’t done these kinds of videos in a while, haha.

  • @robotduck212
    @robotduck212 4 года назад +2457

    2:28 you can actually see him shaking in fear of what he’s done/is doing

  • @blazereaper7890
    @blazereaper7890 3 года назад +2006

    I like how he only enjoyed the orchids

    • @mauretania
      @mauretania 3 года назад +41

      Aren't they poisonous tho?

    • @Datoneguy_9343
      @Datoneguy_9343 3 года назад +35

      @@mauretania exactly

    • @obs7477
      @obs7477 3 года назад +38

      @@mauretania most orchids aren’t lol

    • @blazereaper7890
      @blazereaper7890 3 года назад +12

      @Tyrannical User boiled*

    • @auzourii7311
      @auzourii7311 3 года назад +9

      @@blazereaper7890 nobody cares

  • @dorkchops
    @dorkchops 5 лет назад +4842

    I can hear Gordon Ramsay screaming wildly in the background

  • @Moony_2620
    @Moony_2620 Год назад +46

    I love how the narrator sounds serious at the start but at the end just doesn’t care, I also have how he just eats the flower , radish, and durian and everything with no hesitation

  • @NebulaWords
    @NebulaWords 5 лет назад +1585

    You can see his will to live dying in every bite

    • @subspace2913
      @subspace2913 5 лет назад +4

      You could say the same backwards

    • @firerush4578
      @firerush4578 5 лет назад +19

      Cat T. Bite every in dying live to will his see can You?

    • @awesomeninja1311
      @awesomeninja1311 5 лет назад

      1.1kth like

    • @MCernoble
      @MCernoble 5 лет назад

      FireRush 45 I was about to do the exact same thing haha!
      Great minds

    • @theflyluciano7877
      @theflyluciano7877 5 лет назад

      Dude, I have the cold and this made me cry laughing. Meaning you almost killed me

  • @stellaj.3948
    @stellaj.3948 4 года назад +2729

    I legitimately thought this was a real Blue Apron ad at first

  • @brunosanchez3119
    @brunosanchez3119 5 лет назад +3071

    The dude ate like he had been starving for weeks

    • @LiakkDoesStuff
      @LiakkDoesStuff 5 лет назад +57

      Randomly Bored ? They don’t feed hin

    • @fiq1518
      @fiq1518 5 лет назад +7

      Randomly Bored ? That's the joke

    • @vm_duc
      @vm_duc 5 лет назад +7

      maybe he is.

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 5 лет назад +56

      Have you SEEN how Link eats in BotW?

    • @forgemaster1492
      @forgemaster1492 5 лет назад +4

      DerpJerd that's the joke

  • @OzanBozz62
    @OzanBozz62 Год назад +65

    We need part 2 now since tears of the kingdom is out

  • @red35397
    @red35397 3 года назад +4646

    "We'll send all this shit directly to your house for like, 10 bucks" best sentence of the year

    • @hotdogboi6829
      @hotdogboi6829 3 года назад +83

      @Sea of Thieves kid No one asked 👍

    • @yamihatarou7850
      @yamihatarou7850 3 года назад +66

      The best part was I wasn't entirely sure this wasn't just a unique way of promoting blue apron until she said that

    • @RedactedAnonymous10
      @RedactedAnonymous10 3 года назад +2

      She said that when I read your comment lol

    • @anidiot1012
      @anidiot1012 3 года назад +8

      @Sea of Thieves kid
      So you see he quoted the video to give his own take on what he thinks of the sentence, in his own detail. Neither is this stealing or the indefinite borrowing.

    • @Rodrigo-kq3js
      @Rodrigo-kq3js 3 года назад +2

      @@anidiot1012 he means that the comment is stolen from someone else

  • @serkyjerky3519
    @serkyjerky3519 3 года назад +3749

    I love how the professionalism of the spokesperson slowly degrades as the chaos intensifies

  • @lordbanetheplayer8844
    @lordbanetheplayer8844 3 года назад +1854

    I like how he permanently destroyed his kitchen just to bring us this video.

    • @A_Real_Bloody_Vampire
      @A_Real_Bloody_Vampire 3 года назад +30

      What about actually eating everything he made I'm surprised he didn't need a doctor after this.

    • @Metyletylhexanoat
      @Metyletylhexanoat 3 года назад +5

      @@A_Real_Bloody_Vampire pretty sure he didnt eat the meat tho

    • @A_Real_Bloody_Vampire
      @A_Real_Bloody_Vampire 3 года назад +2

      @@Metyletylhexanoat Yeah I know I doubt he wanted to get Trichinosis from eating raw meat.

    • @fanimation617
      @fanimation617 3 года назад +1

      He also destroy he stomach

    • @lonniebaker8613
      @lonniebaker8613 3 года назад

      Rip stove

  • @alicon852
    @alicon852 Год назад +44

    The sheer anxiety I feel when doug is getting ready to throw something into the pan could be enough to send someone into cardiac arrest

  • @apperusenpai
    @apperusenpai 5 лет назад +2130

    The look of fear whenever he throws stuff into the pan is the best part

    • @KaRuNaRuGa
      @KaRuNaRuGa 5 лет назад +51

      Lmao that "Wtf am I even doing" face..

    • @applesauce8283
      @applesauce8283 5 лет назад +16

      "god why-"

    • @polox6571
      @polox6571 5 лет назад +21

      0:35 1:27 2:17 3:00 3:56

    • @Apudurangdinya
      @Apudurangdinya 5 лет назад +7

      The lady "oho" sound everytime she done explaining the food crack me up everytime

    • @ceecee6521
      @ceecee6521 5 лет назад +3

      There's fuckin' hot grease in that pan, he SHOULD be scared!

  • @Aceofthefire
    @Aceofthefire 4 года назад +3371

    * Eats mushrooms, fish, boiled bananas, and a literal flower *
    * No reaction *
    * Literally just eats a hot apple *
    "This is pretty gross"

    • @successfulfailure1298
      @successfulfailure1298 4 года назад +118

      Aceofthefire He was expecting to get a break from all the disgusting crap

    • @rabidredpanda2888
      @rabidredpanda2888 4 года назад +40

      The Apple was cooked right over the flame, meaning It was getting tons of chemicals all over it.

    • @BMN_Prime
      @BMN_Prime 4 года назад +1

      the flower seems fake too

    • @Oscar-j6b
      @Oscar-j6b 4 года назад +23

      @@BMN_Prime that is just how orchedeas look.
      They look kind of fake even up close.

    • @kitty185_
      @kitty185_ 4 года назад +7

      you can eat some flowers, right?

  • @fidget0227
    @fidget0227 4 года назад +2022

    Every other dish: *Loud crash when landing*
    Durian: *Detonates the nukes*

  • @kayleem8119
    @kayleem8119 Год назад +31

    I've come back to this every 6 months or so and I still laugh so hard every time

  • @Captain_Corn
    @Captain_Corn 4 года назад +2755

    Me: “Did you do it?”
    DougDoug: “Yes”
    Me: “What did it cost?”
    DougDoug: “My kitchen.”

  • @Probuscus-519
    @Probuscus-519 4 года назад +2282

    I love how Doug just fucken tosses everything in the pan and just splashes boiling water everywhere

  • @destroyerkitty9434
    @destroyerkitty9434 3 года назад +4905

    She’s so calm when narrating, and he’s just utterly suffering

    • @nox-o6126
      @nox-o6126 3 года назад +86

      The durian is even banned from plane because it smell like gaz and taste like sh**

    • @novazipstream2
      @novazipstream2 3 года назад +25

      @@nox-o6126 Oh wow, I didn't realize that was actually banned.

    • @Wter-oy1dh
      @Wter-oy1dh 3 года назад +27

      @@novazipstream2 truly an absolute bio weapon
      But southeast asians are immune, though with a. Fifty fifty chance

    • @novazipstream2
      @novazipstream2 3 года назад +5

      @Sir quackles The fourth Same

    • @Krzukie
      @Krzukie 3 года назад +9

      Durian is great

  • @luxnoria
    @luxnoria 22 дня назад +3

    I don't know why I would think this video was going to be at all serious or how I got recommended this years after following the channel so randomly.

  • @yournamehere496
    @yournamehere496 3 года назад +1901

    I love how, as you progress through the video, you can see his hands visually shaking as he holds the fork to take a bite of the food

    • @haydenwebb7370
      @haydenwebb7370 2 года назад +19

      DougDoug lore 👀

    • @donttreadonme123
      @donttreadonme123 2 года назад +15

      his hands shake in fear because he fears the shart level of food he was gonna eat

    • @PapaZackYT
      @PapaZackYT 2 года назад

      He has developed Parkinsons disease from eating those meals

    • @specialism640
      @specialism640 2 года назад

      He’s trying his best to not vomit on the spot

  • @obi-wank-enobi
    @obi-wank-enobi 3 года назад +9944

    The fact that he ate the bananas without peeling them physically hurts me

    • @shadowspeed5440
      @shadowspeed5440 3 года назад +122

      Good

    • @eggyboi9771
      @eggyboi9771 3 года назад +24

      @@shadowspeed5440 firckty frick you (stupid youtube)

    • @Niemand525
      @Niemand525 3 года назад +24

      I agree with that

    • @galaxyandspiritstudios8242
      @galaxyandspiritstudios8242 3 года назад +18

      That's not how you eat a banana hahahah

    • @Diamond1234
      @Diamond1234 3 года назад +131

      ...honestly, he looked like he actually enjoyed that one more than the fish mushroom -abomination-

  • @JPEG0812
    @JPEG0812 5 лет назад +1709

    That is an unorthodox way to make a carrot cake

    • @thatmonkemanzelinki2185
      @thatmonkemanzelinki2185 5 лет назад +49

      Samuel Radley but can you complain about the taste

    • @brainsandbolts
      @brainsandbolts 5 лет назад +45

      Can you argue with the results?

    • @honeytabbies
      @honeytabbies 5 лет назад +36

      the carrot flavor really shines through, even with the whole stick of butter on top

    • @axolotlentertainment9155
      @axolotlentertainment9155 5 лет назад +2

      Yes, but milking a cow was unorthodox before milk was discovered

  • @Suitcasestudios1234
    @Suitcasestudios1234 Год назад +59

    I love how he tosses it in the pot

  • @rion7720
    @rion7720 4 года назад +2556

    Gordon ramsey : "You can't just boil everything together!"
    Link : "wha?.."

    • @flyingfloorboard4097
      @flyingfloorboard4097 4 года назад +43

      Makes a five course meal cooked to perfection with great presentation *from just boiling everything together*

    • @lady_deaths_head
      @lady_deaths_head 4 года назад +25

      Link: "Oho!"

    • @altmelpitch64
      @altmelpitch64 4 года назад +4

      Link: Gamesmake no scene b

    • @japaneseambassador3562
      @japaneseambassador3562 4 года назад

      I want to like but it's 666 likes.

    • @barrongael2947
      @barrongael2947 4 года назад +2

      Gordon: you stinky donut!
      Link: Well excuuuuuuse me princess

  • @anneliesem.116
    @anneliesem.116 4 года назад +7433

    me, looking at the raw chicken: don’t.

  • @p.deboer1430
    @p.deboer1430 2 года назад +3215

    I'm not surprised that after all this, DougDoug switched to an olive oil diet.

    • @Celebratory_Diaper
      @Celebratory_Diaper 2 года назад +87

      After going through that, I would also despise cooking

    • @Vennox0
      @Vennox0 2 года назад +12

      😂

  • @MeIGuess.
    @MeIGuess. Год назад +31

    Now we know why DougDoug is a gaming channel not cooking.

  • @nautLS11
    @nautLS11 5 лет назад +2488

    You can tell he isnt enjoying himself
    “You just can’t resist taking one more bite!”
    *throws up*
    “Nah fam I think I’m good?

  • @adorimirable
    @adorimirable 4 года назад +2145

    Every bite he took, i physically went no no no no no no

    • @sneakyturtle1117
      @sneakyturtle1117 3 года назад +12

      But he did it for the meme

    • @chubbyseal5634
      @chubbyseal5634 3 года назад +9

      @@sneakyturtle1117 we know

    • @maxngan2197
      @maxngan2197 3 года назад +10

      The bananas ;-;

    • @thatoneinternetguy9258
      @thatoneinternetguy9258 3 года назад +6

      But the apple Tho... it looked good...

    • @justindaniels3202
      @justindaniels3202 3 года назад +4

      @@thatoneinternetguy9258
      I mean, he only said it's "PRETTY" Gross, and not "Complete Bull Shit" Gross, so... you're not wrong?

  • @aurumthebrave3427
    @aurumthebrave3427 4 года назад +1367

    Link's "Oho!" gets me every single time.

    • @Anginitkapetayo
      @Anginitkapetayo 4 года назад +12

      same. Shit gets me everytime 😂

    • @mizzkittenttv
      @mizzkittenttv 4 года назад +4

      Me too! It's amazing

    • @flamgofan9821
      @flamgofan9821 4 года назад +16

      Its like hes just flabbergasted because of the abomimation he has created

    • @TradingStars_
      @TradingStars_ 4 года назад +1

      Doug’s “Oh!” Reminds me of it

  • @meowmeow9617
    @meowmeow9617 2 года назад +26

    I can just imagine Link fighting Calamity Ganon and randomly stop and eat a plate of food for 5 minutes. 🤣

  • @alexismedor6182
    @alexismedor6182 5 лет назад +461

    He really did his best to make it as IMMERSIVE as possible, throwing the ingredients like Link does.

    • @davidbreuer7446
      @davidbreuer7446 5 лет назад +9

      It makes You *feel* like you're Link

    • @jerryli7787
      @jerryli7787 5 лет назад

      I know. This video is cool, or dare I say it, IMMERSIVE as %$&!

  • @UghieYucky
    @UghieYucky 4 года назад +3137

    The way he just T H R O W S things like in the game... i cant stop laughing

    • @Goxion
      @Goxion 4 года назад +28

      Arraya specially the hearty durian 😂😂😂

    • @janalaura4898
      @janalaura4898 4 года назад

      XD TEE HEE

    • @aureraucourt819
      @aureraucourt819 4 года назад +2

      The last is the best of all

    • @vasco35
      @vasco35 4 года назад +3

      That’s called a *yeet*

    • @RRstudio-bj6vi
      @RRstudio-bj6vi 4 года назад

      Same xD

  • @CordyBrush
    @CordyBrush 4 года назад +3713

    I love the fact that the only thing he seemed to actually enjoy was the orchid flower xD

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 4 года назад +27

      It’s not edible and a waste.

    • @six_ouroboros
      @six_ouroboros 4 года назад +15

      And the Baked Apple

    • @thatonecabridog
      @thatonecabridog 4 года назад +106

      @@six_ouroboros "This is pretty gross."

    • @nonnoi76
      @nonnoi76 4 года назад +31

      He liked the Durian the most I think cause he was eating like a caveman

    • @HatlessHeron
      @HatlessHeron 4 года назад +21

      You also can see his hand shaking as he brings the flower up

  • @WayneBowe
    @WayneBowe 6 месяцев назад +3

    Been a DougDoug fan for years, had a friend send me this fully knowing I somehow never knew about this video...
    This might be one of my favourite videos by Mr Douglas 😳

  • @hades8400
    @hades8400 4 года назад +861

    "Oh so he's just gonna toss them in..."
    *_LITERALLY TOSSES THEM IN_*
    "Wtf dude..."

    • @tamikiatibbs
      @tamikiatibbs 4 года назад

      It's how you cook in minecraft

  • @catsareyes6446
    @catsareyes6446 4 года назад +2933

    *Eats things that are literally inedible*
    *Keeps eating*
    *Eats a cooked apple*
    “This is pretty gross.”

    • @yami5150
      @yami5150 4 года назад +20

      Haha so true XD

    • @emanuel26489
      @emanuel26489 4 года назад +3

      What's "gross"

    • @why3994
      @why3994 4 года назад +8

      @@emanuel26489 did you watch the same video as everyone else?

    • @emanuel26489
      @emanuel26489 4 года назад +1

      @@why3994 yes

    • @why3994
      @why3994 4 года назад +2

      @@emanuel26489 so... do you understand now?

  • @Tired_Boie
    @Tired_Boie 5 лет назад +809

    Whoever did the voice narration was 110% spot on I genuinely thought there was a Zelda blue apron recipe book and you just made a video with the real audio over it.

    • @renecollard7197
      @renecollard7197 5 лет назад +3

      Yea I really want to know how that worked out

    • @Jvaldezwithrow89
      @Jvaldezwithrow89 5 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @marcy1232
      @marcy1232 5 лет назад +3

      there is actually a kickstarter for a botw cookbook rn

  • @icarusflyte
    @icarusflyte Год назад +7

    The commitment to throwing everything in the pan like Link is amazing. Plus actually trying to eat it... You sir are a master of your craft.

  • @kozonalias3339
    @kozonalias3339 5 лет назад +2891

    (Edit: This comment was made before learning that Doug is allergic to apples, which now in hindsight definitely makes sense now)
    The baked apple, the most normal dish in this video.
    "This is pretty gross."
    OML😂

    • @GeatMasta
      @GeatMasta 5 лет назад +101

      The apple probably absorbed the smell of a gas leak because it’s right on a gas flame.

    • @szekowski
      @szekowski 5 лет назад +7

      Its pretty Good*

    • @douxillyfr
      @douxillyfr 5 лет назад +16

      He said gross. Theres no d

    • @sora2534
      @sora2534 5 лет назад +5

      @@peixesFishy nope nope nope, he said gross, turn your volume to 11 grandpa lol

    • @mikelioooo374
      @mikelioooo374 5 лет назад +2

      AlgaePalJoe he said gross you gotta turn up that volume

  • @geovannibotticella7822
    @geovannibotticella7822 5 лет назад +1269

    That guy definitely said a few prayers before throwing that radish and durian

    • @josephinejekyl5848
      @josephinejekyl5848 5 лет назад +43

      Too bad they weren't answered though 😁

    • @cookiemon9179
      @cookiemon9179 5 лет назад +1

      True

    • @spoonerooneyy_
      @spoonerooneyy_ 5 лет назад

      What is durian????

    • @josephinejekyl5848
      @josephinejekyl5848 5 лет назад +4

      @@spoonerooneyy_ it is a fruit, that has an incredibly foul smelling odor. I hear it's creamy and actually doesn't taste bad if you can past the initial smell. Im kinda curious about it tbh.

    • @jungleinsectspikewall4474
      @jungleinsectspikewall4474 5 лет назад +3

      Duck Gaming the spikey thing

  • @goosewithagun6341
    @goosewithagun6341 4 года назад +1940

    911 what’s your emergency
    “My friend has food poisoning”
    What did he eat
    “A baked apple”

    • @andrewtran9870
      @andrewtran9870 4 года назад +72

      "What did he eat"
      Sends 911 the link to the video

    • @k9assasin89
      @k9assasin89 4 года назад +3

      Andrew Tran ffs take my like and gtfo out

    • @shadowspeed5440
      @shadowspeed5440 4 года назад +8

      ‘This is pretty gross.’

    • @striker936
      @striker936 4 года назад +11

      He ate flowers, raw chicken, raw meat, a stick of butter, and a “baked” apple

    • @deat2393
      @deat2393 4 года назад

      f l o w e r

  • @-kisakitty-9393
    @-kisakitty-9393 2 года назад +64

    Never have I ever spent 15 minutes of my life better. I have a headache from laughing
    Yes, I watched it 3 times.

    • @GollyJolly
      @GollyJolly 2 года назад +2

      That’s great that you watched this 3 times

    • @kid3905
      @kid3905 Год назад +2

      @@GollyJolly Well I don't like that he has watched this 3 times!!

    • @capybara2515
      @capybara2515 Год назад +2

      I’m fine with knowing that he’s watched this 3 times.

    • @Dergburger
      @Dergburger Год назад +2

      I don't know what to think about the fact that he watched this three times

    • @capybara2515
      @capybara2515 Год назад +1

      This is definitively the best chain I have ever seen

  • @lenaosmanovic6469
    @lenaosmanovic6469 4 года назад +1343

    *Eats banana with peel*
    No reaction
    *Eats a baked apple*
    "This is pretty gross"

    • @squamousthomas3267
      @squamousthomas3267 4 года назад +7

      He said it was pretty good not pretty gross 😂

    • @lukeallen5714
      @lukeallen5714 4 года назад +27

      Thomas Bailey nope. Listen again. It was pretty gross

    • @lukeallen5714
      @lukeallen5714 4 года назад +21

      Ad Soyad it’s definitely ploob

    • @memedroid1019
      @memedroid1019 4 года назад +1

      He said it was good

    • @lukeallen5714
      @lukeallen5714 4 года назад +2

      memedroid 101 he says gross listen closer

  • @katie-kb6qd
    @katie-kb6qd 4 года назад +2006

    idk why but “silent princesses aren’t real” took me OUT

    • @ME-ol1hz
      @ME-ol1hz 4 года назад +44

      AT THE END WHEN THEYRE LIKE WE'LL SEND ALL OF THIS SNIT FOR LIKE 10 BUCKS SENT ME

    • @hatsunemikuthegoddess
      @hatsunemikuthegoddess 4 года назад +14

      "This feel is some ratatouille @$$ $h!t."

    • @weebotaku7012
      @weebotaku7012 4 года назад +1

      I love ur pfp my god-

    • @Domsenik22
      @Domsenik22 4 года назад +3

      I think they are based on a flower called "alpen edelweiß"

    • @ronyrubinov7449
      @ronyrubinov7449 4 года назад

      Lol I realized the joke

  • @boltonatorsaomd9368
    @boltonatorsaomd9368 4 года назад +2693

    Throwing the ingredients in like Link makes me lose it everytime.

    • @glitchwolf1384
      @glitchwolf1384 4 года назад +29

      Hyup!
      ticktickticktickticktick
      Ding!

    • @koconut12
      @koconut12 4 года назад +15

      Dude same, im tearing up and laughing just thinking about it

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 4 года назад +10

      It gets me so scared every time

    • @Ventus_S
      @Ventus_S 4 года назад +6

      Nvr try this at home though.
      You could get burned if you're not careful.

    • @stickmation6651
      @stickmation6651 4 года назад +3

      How else are you supposed to make it

  • @lukool1800
    @lukool1800 Месяц назад +6

    Funny how doug threw them in like link does, gotta keep up the authenticity.

  • @JackFrosthawk
    @JackFrosthawk 4 года назад +1023

    It's good that you peeled the stickers off the bananas, I was really worried they were going to end up in the meal and ruin things.

    • @linklink3008
      @linklink3008 4 года назад +5

      they didnt have stickers back then

    • @theunderlyinghaterlol7
      @theunderlyinghaterlol7 4 года назад +33

      He ate the peel. He ate the peel. HE ATE THE PEEL.

    • @BlankMoments
      @BlankMoments 4 года назад +22

      @@theunderlyinghaterlol7 wait, you don't eat the peal?

    • @gamingmaster6377
      @gamingmaster6377 4 года назад +18

      @@BlankMoments You do, don't worry, this guy just wants all the peels of himself

    • @presidentskroob
      @presidentskroob 4 года назад +6

      I eat stickers all the time!

  • @frozeneevee
    @frozeneevee 3 года назад +836

    There have been few times in my life that I've had to fear for someone else's
    safety but watching this video made me genuinely scared for doug's well-being.

  • @corrupteddoge2402
    @corrupteddoge2402 5 лет назад +2276

    Doug: *grabs ingredients*
    Ingredient: wait wha-
    Doug: YEET

    • @notsmurfing986
      @notsmurfing986 5 лет назад +6

      No comment? K i ruin it!

    • @MilkMasterP
      @MilkMasterP 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @baconisepic3308
      @baconisepic3308 4 года назад

      No

    • @corrupteddoge2402
      @corrupteddoge2402 3 года назад

      So I just looked at this comment I made some years back, and now I’m embarrassed because I spelt “Ingredients” wrong (It’s been fixed now).

    • @MinatotheGreenLantern
      @MinatotheGreenLantern 3 года назад

      @@corrupteddoge2402 don’t have to be

  • @MichalMichael-dk4ir
    @MichalMichael-dk4ir 14 дней назад +3

    man doug doug really changed a lot in six years

  • @starless4146
    @starless4146 5 лет назад +1119

    I'm ashamed that I'm over a year late to find a video like THIS................

  • @thedoctor5552
    @thedoctor5552 3 года назад +2374

    I feel sorry for any exposed skin during the making of this video

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 3 года назад +91

      I would’ve definitely worn long pants, gloves, and a sweater. Hell I wear a sweater when cooking normally just cause I don’t wanna get burns
      Yet this guy, in his T-shirt and shorts is yeeting it into the pot.
      What a mad lad

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 3 года назад +10

      @@KyloTheProtogen well this isn’t a Pointcrow video, is it now? Go cry about pants and shorts on his channel instead of the video that has nothing to do with Pointcrow

    • @hotdogboi6829
      @hotdogboi6829 3 года назад

      3:01 Lmao

    • @rpgfanatic9719
      @rpgfanatic9719 3 года назад

      Yeah I cook with this get up all the time. Honestly better than getting oiled sleeves.

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 3 года назад +1

      @@KyloTheProtogen well sorry, I didn’t realise you were making a joke cause sarcasm doesn’t come across well on the internet

  • @RS-vd6zh
    @RS-vd6zh 5 лет назад +864

    He won't really throw that Durian into the scalding water, right?...
    YIKES!!!

  • @bautispidey8864
    @bautispidey8864 2 года назад +6

    ive been screaming "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO YOURSELF" to my screen for 5 minutes straight and i love it

  • @roboninja1048
    @roboninja1048 5 лет назад +914

    When you realize he only eats that way cause of Links eating animation

  • @juliam.426
    @juliam.426 5 лет назад +607

    All of those recipes result in Dubious Food when tried in real life.

    • @researchinbreeder
      @researchinbreeder 5 лет назад +26

      Baked apple is all right, but yeah a lot of Dubious Foods

    • @Shemz87
      @Shemz87 5 лет назад

      Loool

  • @SpryO3
    @SpryO3 3 года назад +11665

    Me: "Repeating the same joke is lazy comedy."
    Also me: "Yes. Throw them into the pan again... Hahahahaha He did it."

    • @beethechamp6277
      @beethechamp6277 3 года назад +40

      189 likes no comments? Ima change that

    • @checkyhuf
      @checkyhuf 3 года назад +35

      355 likes 1 comment? Ima change that

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 3 года назад +104

      It's funny when done well

    • @bat6684
      @bat6684 3 года назад +12

      @@highdefinition450 indeed

    • @180noscopers1
      @180noscopers1 3 года назад +9

      @@bat6684 true bat from tf2

  • @SpairM
    @SpairM 9 месяцев назад +3

    Watching Doug claw and scrape the stuff out of the durian and violently slather it into his mouth is…an interesting feeling

  • @drawingdragons4097
    @drawingdragons4097 4 года назад +2432

    “Silent princesses are not real”
    *awkward silence*

    • @SKITTISHEAR
      @SKITTISHEAR 3 года назад +43

      "But..."

    • @portorolla4157
      @portorolla4157 3 года назад +74

      Because every Disney princess can’t keep her damn mouth shut lol

    • @drawingdragons4097
      @drawingdragons4097 3 года назад +6

      @@portorolla4157 it’s.. it’s a flower dumb butt

    • @portorolla4157
      @portorolla4157 3 года назад +13

      @@drawingdragons4097 r/whooosh

    • @drawingdragons4097
      @drawingdragons4097 3 года назад +6

      @@portorolla4157 I get what you’re saying but... it’s not that funny given you’re taking out of context and then putting it in a different context

  • @charlieworley3
    @charlieworley3 3 года назад +6556

    DougDoug: eats ‘baked apple’ “this is pretty gross”
    Also him: *eats raw fish*

    • @not_todd_howard2804
      @not_todd_howard2804 3 года назад +272

      Wasn’t a baked apple. It was just a hot, mushy mess. Mushy apples are worse than a crunchy lil fishy boi

    • @knight764
      @knight764 3 года назад +32

      Also ate raw meat

    • @lengewenethegreenman6389
      @lengewenethegreenman6389 3 года назад +26

      Sushi

    • @cosmologicalturtle9528
      @cosmologicalturtle9528 3 года назад +4

      @brightblackhole Fish brain is not.

    • @jeffalong
      @jeffalong 3 года назад +55

      @@knight764 he didnt eat the meat because no sane person would

  • @bloodyidit4506
    @bloodyidit4506 2 года назад +7394

    I want everyone to remind you that Link canonically ate rocks because they were in front of him and were offered as food.

    • @moddedinkling4168
      @moddedinkling4168 2 года назад +678

      Twice too. The first time, they were dipped in *lava* sauce.

    • @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly
      @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly 2 года назад +282

      @@moddedinkling4168
      EDIT: can people stop replying to this comment it has been nearly a year
      and link is above the concept of time because canonically he sees in slow motion and that's what we saw in flurry rushes...
      He is also able to perceive speed at light speed, seeing as he is able to block guardian lasers
      Not to mention the strength required to PARRY them.
      All in all link is extremely underrated and at peak could be up to planet+++

    • @thenumber27issomehowtaken
      @thenumber27issomehowtaken 2 года назад +87

      it would be rude not to

    • @talullah1065
      @talullah1065 2 года назад +52

      @@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly link doesn't parry the laser the player does, and also we aren't parrying the light beam itself, we're reacting to the visual and audio cues played by the guardians just like reacting to someone pointing a gun at you is completely different than dodging a bullet.

    • @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly
      @imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly 2 года назад +65

      @@talullah1065 your first point makes no sense and your second one is horrible, if Link is only reacting to visual/audio ques how can he fucking parry it? And this still doesn't explain the slow motion.