Breaking news: after a woman went missing in the Canadian wilderness 5 dead bodies were found. Each was missing their butts it appeared to had been eaten. The woman was found in fit shape and is very calm about the fact she ate their butts
I love the long dark, because even though it has game modes where every predator will want to eat your face, it goes out of it's way to say that its a fictitious scenario and acknowledges that wild animals usually leave people alone. Also the fact that it donates a large amount of its profits to wildlife charities. I think she would really vibe with the games creators.
@@charismatic9467Animals aren't savage, they won't attack you unless they're hungry or feel threatened, a solitary wolf likely won't attack a fully grown human, same with small bears. Moose don't need to fear people because they're almost 3x the height of a human and are far stronger, your example sucks.
@@ArkayaStudios Moose will literally stomp out humans on sight as a precautionary measure because they do the same to wolves which are similar in size. Also wolves will kill for territory. And bears, bears will eat their own young. Not only are you clueless, but you're smug and clueless. Crack a book sometime.
If you’re in civilization, you probably should leave whatever’s in you, in you. Pulling it out can do more damage than what’s already done, and while it’s in you it’s compressing your blood vessels and can help prevent you from bleeding out.
Yeah, but that was a story/tutorial moment in the game that the Player has no control over. It's literally how they inform you that you are injured (boo!) but you have an improvised knife (yay!)
It is also important to remember that in The Long Dark, there is disclaimer that appears before you even get to the title screen, warning the player that "TLD is not in any way attempting to simulate realistic wildlife behavior. Do not use this game as instructional content for winter survival".
@@m1k3y48 Still, there are actually some predators that will attack humans in Canada besides black bears and grizzlies, like wild dogs, coyotes, or cougars (lynx don't attack humans, but it would have been nice to see them too for the sake of variety, and also because they're cute), and they're not often seen in video games, or even movies. So using these in the game could have been useful, in that it would have spared the devs from the endless shower of "it's not realistic" criticisms, *and* it would have made the game a bit more unique compared to other survival sims. I mean, this game already stands out quite a bit compared to all the forest/jungle/tropical island survival games out there, but hey, the more the better right :3 (Not to mention, it would have been a nice way to fuck with the players in a way that actually benefits their learning of the game's mechanics rather than just being spiteful like some other devs out there. Oh you thought you were gonna pet that coyote because it looked like a dog ? NOPE, TEETH)
In actuality you probably won't realize how bad your situation is. Even if you understand EMP and the consequences, wishful thinking will factor in. It isn't as if you know for sure it was total devastation.
Bears are tanks. Actually killing one with a gun is difficult because your bullets can literally deflect off their thick skull (depending on how it lands.). Plus, they are so damn meaty that body shots arent going to put them on their ass unless you brought fuck-off caliber guns. Ideally, you shoot it in the heart, but if it's charging you, you dont have a clear shot- and unless you're a crackshot, getting an eye is probably not going to happen. So, yeah. If you aren't literally running around with bear hunting kit, you're probably better off with a spray. Better to just avoid them entirely, if possible, I think. Bears are basically the Apex predator of their biomes.
Having grown up in Alaska with many encounters with them, their behavior is erratic. Being nearly invincible, they don't take much seriously, nor do they need to. Startling a bear is actually the most effective response, exactly the opposite of the wishful thinkers imagine. They may run before they remember there is nothing to be afraid of. There are hardly any firearms that can even slow a bear down, but there are lots of stories from people I know about doing things like chasing a bear down the beach with a 2x4 and smacking one with it. Alaska is a wild place, quite literally. Humans are the guests, and you'd better not lie down, most bears will chew on you if you do that and there is no guarantee they will stop. What they say about .44s for bear protection is, "Be sure to file off the front sight so it won't hurt so bad when the bear shoves it up your ass". Better have the biggest pistol, or biggest rifle you can find, and maintain careful awareness of your surroundings and of bear sign.
I live down in SEAK, but I heard the 10mm is getting more popular up north because of the magazine capacity compared to a revolver. I'd still go for the big bore personally, but even with revolvers there's still some debate. Some like the hardcast to push through the bones, but I know a lot of people that opt for hollow points because they doubt they'll even hit the head or spine, instead going for maximum pain and hoping the bear just runs away.
@@dirtydoigler2116 .460 S&W Magnum (revolver) is the absolute minimum I'd expect to have any chance at all, and even so, the odds are not good. The 460 has ballistics similar to a mid sized rifle, and a mid sized rifle is terrible odds versus a bear. I lived in a fishing village where it took 10 men with large rifles to take down a bear that had already eaten one of the residents (the father of a friend of mine), and they barely stopped it before it got to them even with 10 expert marksmen firing together.
Wolves are territorial at most. If you are caught in their territory, they’ll attempt to end you but if you are caught outside their territory they won’t even harm you, some might even come up to you and act like a normal dog that wants pets and affection
@@bcd32dok36 pets and affection? hell no. Wolves are scared of humans. They would never dare to get close to a human, unless the human gets in their territory. Wolves are not dogs.
if by „chill af“ you mean cautiously curious (they aren’t per se scared of humans *anymore*, they just don‘t know what you are) until they find out how easy you actually are to kill, yeah...
@@yeetsheet9537 What is a "real" survivalist though? Until you've actually been in a life or death survival situation, it's all just theory. And she seems to know the theory. None of these people are going to intentionally put themselves in that position, the only possible exception being soldiers. But ironically the only ex-soldier I'm aware of who has built a career around being a survival expert is Bear Grylls, and by most accouts his information is not very good.
@@yeetsheet9537 "Since 2013 Kinga has been working with Travel Channel hosting the series The Wild Side With Kinga Philipps and Real. She also contributes to Travel Channel's yearly special, The Trip. In 2015 Travel Channel's Real: Malibu won a silver Telly Award. Kinga is the co-owner of Rebel Belle Productions creating inspiring scripted and unscripted content in the space of adventure travel, history, anthropology and cuisine." Survival and Adventure Travel are pretty much the same thing: no, they don't drop her in the middle of the jungle with a knife and a bow and tell her to exfiltrate like Rambo, but it's reasonable to assume she knows more than most people if it's part of her job.
HA- I loved the video. I just wanted to say, the main reason the animals are so vicious (especially with the Aurora) its because the geomagnetic stuff in it got messed up (Hence the cutscene in the beginning, Astrid and Mackenize) and a geomagnetic storm brought the plane down. It messed up all electronics, and also how the animals act. There are also modes :)) Animals are more aggressive and ruthless, they were also somewhat glowing during the Aurora.
I don't quite get how they disables a plane. A plane like that should be able to fly visual only and even if it's throwing your sensitive instruments for a look. Combustion engines creates their own loop of electrical energy so the motor would not just die unless it was choked from oxygen or fuel. But hey I don't play games for the realistic physics and shit
@@mattiOTX Idk exactly how, but it gets triggered somehow- and they also said they strived for realism in many areas but not all- so that storm could've been so strong, now to mention the wind and snow
@@mattiOTXdepends if it’s a diesel engine or not. If it’s not and the electromagnetic storm is strong enough and lasts long enough it’s possible to not get any spark which in turn flood the engine. Diesels on the other hand don’t need electricity to run but just start.
@@lilgary9181kinda right there but rigs use glow plugs which need electrical current to hear up but I get your point. If there was a strong consistent magnetic field you could see issues with volts and current all over the place shorting things out. The only thing is it will need to be much stronger than the Earth's or sun's.
@@user-yd6sb2ol6z I think it depends on the person and their willingness of self-preservation. If self-preservation was that strong in everyone then I don't think anyone would ever sacrifice their lives for others.
Just worth mentioning, when the game starts there is a big disclaimer screen pointing out that in real life animals aren't likely to attack you like in the game and that they only do that in the game because of the weird stuff that's going on there.
@@kullenberg someone would do something beyond stupid if there wasn't the disclaimer saying TLD is inaccurate to what actually goes on in middle of actual nowhere canada/the wilderness in general.
Imagine one day you in a plane crash then you knock your head,get unconscious. You wake up on a moving cart then the guy opposite you says" hey you, you finally awake".
3:35 i love the perfect mix of her practicality flavored with the compassion, that you can all see in her face there. this is how a good person handles harsh moments like this.
During the "aurora" events, yes. I guess there could be residual effects the rest of the time but really the reason they are hostile is make it more challenging.
How come no one informed this woman about the disclaimer at the beginning of the game and they didn't even mention it in the video? "The Long Dark is a post-disaster survival simulation. Although we strive to provide an experience steeped in realism, the game is not a replacement for proper wilderness survival training. As the result of the geomagnetic disaster which serves as part of the fictional foundation of the game, we have taken liberties with the portrayal of wildlife behavior. Hinterland Studio Inc. does not condone the wanton destruction of wildlife." It directly addresses the unusual behavior of the wildlife in this game, and the fact that the game's creators actually put a disclaimer is something I don't usually see in video games. That being said, I did really enjoy the rest of this video, but it seems unfair to the game to judge the realism of the game without mentioning its disclaimer regarding it.
She also thought that the old lady was a guy, and that the bodies might be because of a mass murder or something. It's clear she wasn't shown a lot of the game so I'm not surprised she didn't know about the disclaimer.
Fun fact about bear spray, it is verry common for folks to accidentally spray themselves with it, get to know how to use a can as well as how the wind can throw it back at ya😂
Not only all that I've known people that have had to go to the hospital after being hit with the stuff, it can verry well kill some one, especially if your asthmatic, copd , etc.. and in a bear encounter situation it is one of the only ways to make one of the worst scenarios just a bit worse😂😂
I REALLY like and agree with the positive outlook and attitude. Whether its in a survival situation or otherwise its so important. It can be hard but it IS doable!
Should've explained the backstory of this to her. There was an incident that caused all electronics to cease working and it also caused the wildlife to be more aggressive. The folks at Hinterland Studios know the difference and figured people would wonder why everything wants to kill you.
@@KingaPhilippsExplorer it affects the reaction ALOT though. in long dark there was a very strong solar storm that broke all electronics so her reaction would have been different but these guys only care about the momey so they wont waste time on that
@@Matias-dr3ys just thought I'd point out the person you're responding to actually is the survivalist reacting in the video. Feel free to explain everything she wasn't briefed on about the game. 🙂 Great video Kinga!
@@johne2404 well, they didnt tell her that the game is set in an apocalypse. not critisizing her, she knows her stuff, but gamelogy should tell the experts some important things about the game.
I know it's a joke but cannibalism is wayyyyy more common than you think it would be. A lot of it is in survival means. When you're dying of hunger you dont care. You will very likely eat to survive.
I think kinga is my favorite expert, she has an amazing sense of humor and I love the fact that she understands that these are just games and that this is all just kind of silly and weird
Things I've learned from hunting/fishing trips, experts in survival course, the Scouts, and first-hand experience in my life: Never wait to treat an injury. Even a half-assed treatment is better than not treating it when your survival is on the line. You can always treat an injury again later when you have access to proper medicine and doctors, but you have to survive long enough to do that. I saw the frozen body and had the same thought she did: "Now seating Donner, party of one!" When it comes down to starving to death or eating a corpse, you're probably going to eat a corpse. It's best to be mentally prepared to do distasteful things well in advance of any situation that may require it, which is why my survival course put me through 3 days of eating nothing but grass before slapping a hagfish in front of me. Hagfish is the most disgusting-looking thing I've ever seen and I still cooked and ate it. Hunger will drive you to extremes. Humans smell absolutely awful to most animals and they will actively avoid you in the wild. Very few are going to hunt you when there is small game they can hunt instead. Wolves are typically afraid of humans. Games and movies make use of the "Big Bad Wolf" trope, but generally, only sick or wounded wolves will attack an adult human if you aren't close to their home. Bears are very aggressive and territorial. Never go near them as you need a very big gun and to be a crack shot to have a hope of killing it before it kills you. Oh, yeah, and they don't scare easily either. Avoid walking on Ice. You can easily fall and injure yourself or, worse still, if it's a frozen lake you may fall in. Fishing without bait is a long, boring process. Fishing with bait is still a long, boring process.
@@headphonic8 I can't remember the name of the course since it was arranged by the Webelos during summer camp before we went camping in the wild some 30 years ago now.
You don't need a very big gun, you just need a big gun if you are a crack shot to take down a bear. That said so few people even with military training are that much of a crack shot anymore it's almost better to have a heavy makeshift spear over a gun to take down a charging bear, since that spear can be used multiple times and in multiple ways instead of wasting what could be effectively your last bullet taking on a bear.
@@truekurayami Yeah, most people won't be able to kill a charging bear with a gun, but a grizzly will mangle a spear and not even notice it until it's finished mangling you. You're best bet with a bear when lost in the woods is to fire at the ground while running away. If the bear is unused to the sound of gunfire, the noise should help deter the bear and let you get away safely.
@@TheZoenGaming A 9mm from a pistol is enough to kill a bear though, -(9x19mm),- , (9x18mm) although you'd have to dump the mag into it. Seen a video of a russian police officer shooting one with his Makarov.
Would be a good decision to disarm a person before waking them up, or to wake them up from a distance, outside of house. She doesn't expect human visitors who could purposely try and grab the gun, but she can expect wild animals. So she is ready to shoot if disturbed. If you wake her up and she doesn't heve her rifle - she will not be able to shoot. And if you wake her up while being far wlaway - she will not be as scared
NO WAY- This game has gotten so many updates!! What?! I remember watching people play this over and over YEARS ago- It's advanced so much. I enjoyed watching this!
I agree, I think she means in extreme survival situations. I think your mind functions very differently in a survival setting, and when seeing dead bodies that have succumbed to the elements in that environment. Certainly very different from seeing people die from things that are a lot closer to us and are in the "real world", medical profession or not.
@@saadishaikh1276 True, I guess you can project yourself a lot more in someone that died in the wilderness, because you've trying to survive so hard and nothing guarantees you're not gonna end up like the body you found.
Are you kidding me, she’d be the person I will try hard to get on good side if this happens, unless you are as good as her at survival you probably die pretty soon without someone like that.
Well, for me i would not eat a human corpse unless im really Hungry and out of stock.. Its just like, bruh you eat someone corpse while there is a fishes, berry, and rabbits? i mean that's just dumb af
@@dreztfrakez5867 adding onto that, eating large portions of human meat can cause liver problems and it can also cause your eyes to become yellow so I wouldn't recommend consuming human meat unless there are no other food sources available.
As a life long hunter who lives in the good old frozen north, I can honestly say the only people who recommend bear spray over a firearm are people who don't live here, and people who sell bear spray. The old joke is that some bears like spicy food. It's mostly sold to tourists. Ohhhhh, she's an actress. That explains why she can't tell the difference between a deer and an elk or a rifle and a shotgun.
@@theamazingadventuresofjohn maybe, but I doubt it. Because what she said is good advice. If it comes down to a choice between eating someone who appears to have been healthy and froze to death, or dying, then the only right answer if to do whatever it takes to survive. And the ass would most likely be the best piece to eat. It's a spot that almost always has a large chunk of meat, there is a good layer of fat which your body needs for many of its most important functions, and the glutes are heavily used muscles so they would be some of the best tasting pieces of meat.
@@PKAdventures honestly if I was put in a serious survival situation, and it had been days or weeks since I had last eaten. I would probably go for some nice thigh meat, the ass just seems a little to close to nasty areas for me. Lol my God, I can't believe I'm having this conversation. 🤣
@@theamazingadventuresofjohn hahaha I get what you're saying. Thighs are a good choice too, they are similar to the glutes in fat content, and the amount they are used. But ya, as a hunter I know what that kind of contamination can do to meat, and even though it's a relitively easy thing to handle, it's still always in my mind when cleaning a kill, so I 100% feel ya on that lol And ya, weird convos happen when talking about hypothetical survival scenarios, and apparently when discussing survival games too hahaha
@@PKAdventures hey I happen to be a hunter to, and I have a special tool that hooks into the "rear end" allowing me to easily disembowel my kill with less mess, yes there still is a chance if you're not careful with the skinning and cleaning. But I've been hunting since I was like 7, honestly it is like second nature to me at this point. But anyways, love having these types of conversations, maybe not the ones about cannibalism though. Lmao 🤣🤣
shes probably my most fav guest on this channel i like how she actually says from experience she had and shes active in everything they do and tells you exactly what to do and what not to do.
Look, you rub a little on your skin and wait. Nothing happens? Put a bit in your mouth, chew, spit. Wait. Anything happen? No? Eat a bit, wait. Anything happen? If not, then you're good
7:06 The game actually has a disclaimer at the beginning that says they know wolves don't normally attack people. Seems they made the wolves in the game more aggressive to make it more exciting.
@@grantarmbruster6591 Seeing a person dying and seeing a dead body are pretty different things. From a survivalist stand point, dead bodies you find are just revealed tragedies of nature. Military veterans, on the other hand, deal with war, which is a completely different context to find dead people in.
"Not sure where they are but.. They are historically racking up the amount of Wolf Attack Incidents." LMFAO THANK YOU. THIS IS HOW I KNOW YOU'RE A LEGIT OUTDOORSMAN HAHAHAHAHA I WAS FUCKING ROLLING
Well the game tells you first thing they know wolves don't attack peaple normally, and going around shooting wildlife is also not Ok. The game tries to explain it by the same natural fenomenon that fried all electronicks and made animals aggressive to humans. But I guess you knew it.
MORE with Kinga. She's one of the more amusing survivalists that u guys have had and /or that I've seen reacting to this kind of stuff. And she's gorgeous to look at haha.
Fun little fact: yes, bears are that ungodly tough. Quite a few folks prefer to load one round birdshot and the rest in the hottest slugs you can find, in case of bear problems. The idea is that a face full of birdshot will hopefully damage the eyes and nose without too much need for marksmanship, so that you'll have time enough to pump the other six slugs in while fervently praying. This doesn't always work. Well, it does in that the bear dies, but that might be two minutes after it's done killing you. Would not recommend, bears are bad news.
I kinda understand what she means by if you've seen one dead body, youve seen them all. If you've seen more than one or two dead bodies, whether they're intact, mangled, etc, it all kinda becomes the same after awhile. Ive done work as a coroners assistant, and we always get stuck with the dirty work. Be it a suicide, muder victim, old age, train victim, car accident, you just kinda get numb to it all after awhile. I will say the messiest and most annoying ones to clean up come in 3 varieties: bridge/building jumpers, people hit by trains, and people shot in the head by shotguns.
@@sneezebiscuits7239 it does depend on jump height. If they arent hitting terminal velocity, then just mangled. If they are at terminal velocity then...the best analogy i can think of is: when you pick up the body bag, its like picking up a giant bag full of loose jell-o.
Omg thank you, people always think "Ahhh this wolf will definitely eat me" Like, no, wolves don't usually eat people, in this game the Aurora is like supernatural and the wolves get enhanced from it and attack you
Yay she's back, we missed her!
I second this
No
@@buckshotgoat4603 stfu
@@buckshotgoat4603 Shame on you.
@@bigt7706 I third that
Her: **Sees dead body**
"Finally, Some good-f***ing food."
ITS FOOKIN RAW YOU DONKEY
Looks like meats back on the menu boys
@@theswagwagon484 ah LOTR a man of culture i see
Is that from Tank Fish?
It needs to thaw first
Bodies: lying around
Survival specialist: "This Is Some Serious Gourmet Shit"
I’m not liking this because it’s at 666 so I’ll just say I like this comment
Fuck it’s not there anymore well I liked it now
Umm
Hey, she's a professional survivalist. So remember, start with the a%#.
Yeah I had the same thought playing the game. Like, that’s a frozen dinner, a perfectly useful resource and we can’t touch it OR the clothes on it.
If you eat human meat you will die
"Why are all of these bodies missing their butts?"
You know why. 😏🤣
Breaking news: after a woman went missing in the Canadian wilderness 5 dead bodies were found. Each was missing their butts it appeared to had been eaten. The woman was found in fit shape and is very calm about the fact she ate their butts
Other people: Oh no don't kill it it's so cute.
Her: SNAP HIS NECK
it is already dead
Real survirors stay in hotels like bear grylls.
Well I guess I will die if he doesn't die, so........
@@1kulik No, hitting a rabbit with a rock in this game just stuns it. If you don't grab them quickly, they just get back up and run away.
@@larrychang14 imagine being knocked out in wilderness. So many hungry hunters.
"You either got a mass murder, or an all you can eat buffet."
I say its both.
Why no replies
@@sontalks no need
Yup, both.
Is this from personal experience?
Both if you're Hannibal!!
I love the long dark, because even though it has game modes where every predator will want to eat your face, it goes out of it's way to say that its a fictitious scenario and acknowledges that wild animals usually leave people alone. Also the fact that it donates a large amount of its profits to wildlife charities. I think she would really vibe with the games creators.
You're delusional if you believe that. Moose, bears and wolves kill humans all the time. Especially moose.
@@charismatic9467Animals aren't savage, they won't attack you unless they're hungry or feel threatened, a solitary wolf likely won't attack a fully grown human, same with small bears.
Moose don't need to fear people because they're almost 3x the height of a human and are far stronger, your example sucks.
@@ArkayaStudios Moose will literally stomp out humans on sight as a precautionary measure because they do the same to wolves which are similar in size. Also wolves will kill for territory. And bears, bears will eat their own young. Not only are you clueless, but you're smug and clueless. Crack a book sometime.
@@charismatic9467 If you get close enough to a moose for it to stomp you it's your own fault.
@@Holtijaar Agreed lmao
Why is no one talking about her “personal experience” on the dead body
idk maybe she's hiked up Mt. Everest?? they use bodies as trail markers up there bc they're hard to get rid of
being honest that "if you see a corpse you have seen all" I have seen corpses of car accidents and no, it does not feel the same, at least for me
@@waypoint732 yeah... I was going to say the same.
I haven't seen dead bodies outside of a funeral home, but I expect mangled bodies aren't the same.
Haven't we all seen a dead or dying body? I myself have seen two people die... Sooo....
@@waypoint732 car accident corpses are a dofferent breed. I imagine it's all mangled and stuff
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fedex employee plays New Vegas.
Hey, can I eat you? I'm infected with the disease...
"we got the aroura borealis, a bear, and a wolf... if this isn't instagrammable, idk what is"
this line caught me off guard and i loved it XD
Hand: *gushing blood*
Her: you’re going to want to stop doing that
of course though
If you’re in civilization, you probably should leave whatever’s in you, in you. Pulling it out can do more damage than what’s already done, and while it’s in you it’s compressing your blood vessels and can help prevent you from bleeding out.
I mean she’s not wrong
She said your gonna wanna stop that meaning a bandaging of some sort
Yeah, but that was a story/tutorial moment in the game that the Player has no control over. It's literally how they inform you that you are injured (boo!) but you have an improvised knife (yay!)
It is also important to remember that in The Long Dark, there is disclaimer that appears before you even get to the title screen, warning the player that "TLD is not in any way attempting to simulate realistic wildlife behavior. Do not use this game as instructional content for winter survival".
Yeah, the developers also said that it’s the Aurora that’s messing with the wildlife and making them way more aggressive than normal.
They also include a disclaimer saying they know wolves don’t normally attack people, which is nice. I’m sure they’d hear about it endlessly otherwise
Honestly it’s such a good game
@@catherineallen7338 enough said :)
@@m1k3y48 Still, there are actually some predators that will attack humans in Canada besides black bears and grizzlies, like wild dogs, coyotes, or cougars (lynx don't attack humans, but it would have been nice to see them too for the sake of variety, and also because they're cute), and they're not often seen in video games, or even movies. So using these in the game could have been useful, in that it would have spared the devs from the endless shower of "it's not realistic" criticisms, *and* it would have made the game a bit more unique compared to other survival sims. I mean, this game already stands out quite a bit compared to all the forest/jungle/tropical island survival games out there, but hey, the more the better right :3
(Not to mention, it would have been a nice way to fuck with the players in a way that actually benefits their learning of the game's mechanics rather than just being spiteful like some other devs out there. Oh you thought you were gonna pet that coyote because it looked like a dog ? NOPE, TEETH)
“Maybe she’s got a phone and you can call for help”
*laughs in geomagnetic disaster*
Yeah, it seems like the producers could give her at least a slight idea of the backstory so she knows why everybody is dead and the phones don’t work.
In actuality you probably won't realize how bad your situation is. Even if you understand EMP and the consequences, wishful thinking will factor in. It isn't as if you know for sure it was total devastation.
Oddly, the phones *do* work in this game. The crazy lady calls you several times.
@@MrOarson Most electric stuff works if you got power.
@@MrOarson That is only local phones. You can't call for help from other areas.
Bunny: Exists
Her: K I L L H I M, K I L L H I M N O W.
DEW IT
I shouldn't
It's not the jedi way
I SAID DEW IT YOU UNGRATEFUL SWINE!!(I know its not wut he says but I'm trying to be funny)
@@NoobyChris yes that said anakin
I love how nonchalant she is about cannibalism lmao
One of the few big brain comments
A whole lot of survivalists are nonchalant about cannibalism. I mean, obviously its a last resort but still.
she is an expert for a reason, i suppose (?
You know what they say, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Hannibal would be proud
"Bear spray is your best bet, at least it'll just maul you a little then leave". Funny as hell for some reason but also really terrifying
.44 magnum or bigger with hardcast rounds is your best bet in Grizzly country, second to a long rifle like a 45-70 lever action
Bears are tanks. Actually killing one with a gun is difficult because your bullets can literally deflect off their thick skull (depending on how it lands.). Plus, they are so damn meaty that body shots arent going to put them on their ass unless you brought fuck-off caliber guns.
Ideally, you shoot it in the heart, but if it's charging you, you dont have a clear shot- and unless you're a crackshot, getting an eye is probably not going to happen.
So, yeah. If you aren't literally running around with bear hunting kit, you're probably better off with a spray. Better to just avoid them entirely, if possible, I think. Bears are basically the Apex predator of their biomes.
Having grown up in Alaska with many encounters with them, their behavior is erratic. Being nearly invincible, they don't take much seriously, nor do they need to. Startling a bear is actually the most effective response, exactly the opposite of the wishful thinkers imagine. They may run before they remember there is nothing to be afraid of. There are hardly any firearms that can even slow a bear down, but there are lots of stories from people I know about doing things like chasing a bear down the beach with a 2x4 and smacking one with it. Alaska is a wild place, quite literally. Humans are the guests, and you'd better not lie down, most bears will chew on you if you do that and there is no guarantee they will stop. What they say about .44s for bear protection is, "Be sure to file off the front sight so it won't hurt so bad when the bear shoves it up your ass". Better have the biggest pistol, or biggest rifle you can find, and maintain careful awareness of your surroundings and of bear sign.
I live down in SEAK, but I heard the 10mm is getting more popular up north because of the magazine capacity compared to a revolver. I'd still go for the big bore personally, but even with revolvers there's still some debate. Some like the hardcast to push through the bones, but I know a lot of people that opt for hollow points because they doubt they'll even hit the head or spine, instead going for maximum pain and hoping the bear just runs away.
@@dirtydoigler2116 .460 S&W Magnum (revolver) is the absolute minimum I'd expect to have any chance at all, and even so, the odds are not good. The 460 has ballistics similar to a mid sized rifle, and a mid sized rifle is terrible odds versus a bear. I lived in a fishing village where it took 10 men with large rifles to take down a bear that had already eaten one of the residents (the father of a friend of mine), and they barely stopped it before it got to them even with 10 expert marksmen firing together.
I like to think gameology kidnaps people and force them to watch and react to things.
Truly a positive mentality
I like the way you think
Let's start an investigation
They hearted this, what does that mean.
@@Synnabelle I’m scared
I love how she tells us that wolves aren't vicious animals but chill asf
Corner a wolf and it will beat the shit out of you.
Run into a wolf and it will probably be the first to flee
Wolves are territorial at most. If you are caught in their territory, they’ll attempt to end you but if you are caught outside their territory they won’t even harm you, some might even come up to you and act like a normal dog that wants pets and affection
In the game it tells you in the intro scream the they know wolves aren't typically agressive
@@bcd32dok36 pets and affection? hell no. Wolves are scared of humans. They would never dare to get close to a human, unless the human gets in their territory.
Wolves are not dogs.
if by „chill af“ you mean cautiously curious (they aren’t per se scared of humans *anymore*, they just don‘t know what you are) until they find out how easy you actually are to kill, yeah...
Her: *sees a corpse* MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
lol. I stan the Lord of the Rings referrence😂😂
You know a movie is iconic when almost 20 years after its release, people still quote it. 🙌🏻
Player: is actually being eaten alive by a wolf
This lady: Well if this isn't instagramable I don't know what is
You gotta get the likes
Instagram in a nutshell
"A human to a wolf is kinda like a truffle burger to a bald eagle." Is my new favorite sentence.
Still on the top of the food chain biiiyatchhhh😂😂
The wolf is the burger
A pack of wolf beats human but 1v1 scenario human typically wins
@@dread2790 a Survival game where you're trying to survive against werewolves actually sounds pretty badass!
Wolves actually try to stay away from the humans as much as possible.
Her humor is just ✨quality✨
yours not
@@noob_69 mine wasn’t ✨humor✨, learn to differentiate between humor and opinions lmao.
@@8amonas so cringe
She's the best reactor. Understands that games gotta game, is funny, and provides interested information
*_Yes._*
11/11 would plug her thoughts on the rule of threes.
This woman talks like she’s gone through some gnarly shit, and is unfazed by it
Yeah she is un”faze”d
How’s that beef with Sgt. Gudda coming along? Lol
She’s unfazed cause she not actually a real survivalist. She’s actually an actor/journalist/environmentalist. (For proof just look up her name)
@@yeetsheet9537 What is a "real" survivalist though? Until you've actually been in a life or death survival situation, it's all just theory. And she seems to know the theory. None of these people are going to intentionally put themselves in that position, the only possible exception being soldiers. But ironically the only ex-soldier I'm aware of who has built a career around being a survival expert is Bear Grylls, and by most accouts his information is not very good.
@@yeetsheet9537 "Since 2013 Kinga has been working with Travel Channel hosting the series The Wild Side With Kinga Philipps and Real. She also contributes to Travel Channel's yearly special, The Trip. In 2015 Travel Channel's Real: Malibu won a silver Telly Award.
Kinga is the co-owner of Rebel Belle Productions creating inspiring scripted and unscripted content in the space of adventure travel, history, anthropology and cuisine."
Survival and Adventure Travel are pretty much the same thing: no, they don't drop her in the middle of the jungle with a knife and a bow and tell her to exfiltrate like Rambo, but it's reasonable to assume she knows more than most people if it's part of her job.
"He's actually going to GAIN weight, they're going to pick you up and be like "dude. Your pants dont fit"" 🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha! So hilarious!
I really like the way she approaches these games. It looks like she understands that it's just a game, and it shows. Especially in that raft video
:)
@@KingaPhilippsExplorer i like to think you would just beat the game in a rapid way
What do you mean?
They forgot to tell her that the Aurora made the wolves unusually aggressive.
Is it part of the game story?
@@AlexIncarnate911 Yes it is. It has an effect on the animals making them aggressive.
@@AlexIncarnate911 the first flare fucked with all of the wildlife, we're supposed to assume it's the earth saying enough.
I'm pretty sure they don't know the story.
"The glowing eyes of the animals? Ohhh...this is normal...." xD
@@AlexIncarnate911 thats also why they glow a weird sickly green color during the nights with the aurora
Her if her airplane crashes. Bodies flying, torsos being torn asunder.
Her: "This will impact my airline miles."
"Donner party his ass"
Brutal honesty. Love it.
"call for help"
did anybody tell her that its basically a snow apocalypse
Pretty sure they didn't
They clearly didn't tell her that the animals are "acting weird" and attacking people as part of the Snowpocalypse.
And in the game the electric went out
@@ClarkH2 I've heard some backstory. And there was some weather causing all electricals to stop.
I love how she isn't like crazy about the realism and understands that it's just a game and just wants to have fun!
"oh well now you got a deer. this guy is gonna be able to invite friends over to bad THERE ALL DEAD" lmao this got me dying
Apparently it got all the other characters dying too 😉
they’re*
@@daultonl.608 lmao
It sounds like she's straight up accusing him
too bad they're all dead*
HA- I loved the video. I just wanted to say, the main reason the animals are so vicious (especially with the Aurora) its because the geomagnetic stuff in it got messed up (Hence the cutscene in the beginning, Astrid and Mackenize) and a geomagnetic storm brought the plane down. It messed up all electronics, and also how the animals act. There are also modes :)) Animals are more aggressive and ruthless, they were also somewhat glowing during the Aurora.
I don't quite get how they disables a plane. A plane like that should be able to fly visual only and even if it's throwing your sensitive instruments for a look. Combustion engines creates their own loop of electrical energy so the motor would not just die unless it was choked from oxygen or fuel.
But hey I don't play games for the realistic physics and shit
@@mattiOTX Idk exactly how, but it gets triggered somehow- and they also said they strived for realism in many areas but not all- so that storm could've been so strong, now to mention the wind and snow
@@mattiOTXdepends if it’s a diesel engine or not. If it’s not and the electromagnetic storm is strong enough and lasts long enough it’s possible to not get any spark which in turn flood the engine. Diesels on the other hand don’t need electricity to run but just start.
@@lilgary9181kinda right there but rigs use glow plugs which need electrical current to hear up but I get your point. If there was a strong consistent magnetic field you could see issues with volts and current all over the place shorting things out. The only thing is it will need to be much stronger than the Earth's or sun's.
Hunting experts react to theHunter: call of the wild
Hayden Christensen reacts to battlefront II
@@skull1161 the 2005 game or the new battlefront 2 game?
I would love that
Omg yes i would love to see this!!!!
Wrong. Hunting experts react to *GOOD* the hunter call of the wild gameplay.
I love how she is just nonchalant about seeing a dead body and segues into "you know, you can eat human flesh if comes to it".
Then there's me who's like "Yeah, probably rather just stave to death if it came to that."
@@dhgmrz17 Most likely your self-preservation would kick in and you would still try to eat human flesh to survive,even if its gross
@@user-yd6sb2ol6z I think it depends on the person and their willingness of self-preservation. If self-preservation was that strong in everyone then I don't think anyone would ever sacrifice their lives for others.
@@dhgmrz17 Good point
@@dhgmrz17 Yeah, I'd rather not cannibalize.
6:32 "This guy's eating better than i did today.
Who is in the survival situation here?"
- "You are!" 😳
Trying to survive this game review/commentary hahah
Just worth mentioning, when the game starts there is a big disclaimer screen pointing out that in real life animals aren't likely to attack you like in the game and that they only do that in the game because of the weird stuff that's going on there.
Wild animals looking at all the dead humans: "Look at allll these chickens"
That's pathetic.
@@kullenberg someone would do something beyond stupid if there wasn't the disclaimer saying TLD is inaccurate to what actually goes on in middle of actual nowhere canada/the wilderness in general.
I was just coming to say this!!
@@kullenberg whys it pathetic
starts dying to hypothermia
"you're gonna want to stop that"
I mean - she's not wrong
"That is the cutest friggin' thing I've ever seen."
*neck snap*
*teleports to the 9th dimension*
Imagine one day you in a plane crash then you knock your head,get unconscious. You wake up on a moving cart then the guy opposite you says" hey you, you finally awake".
Hmmm i know this from some where....
But where? By the nine i can't remember. Talos be with you.
Curse you, Todd Howard
*i don't like where this is going*
Ah. I used to be an a adventurer like you.. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
I'd be very terrified cause unlike the game you don't got a health bar
Her:*goes to funeral* thanks for inviting me to dinner guys!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA mannn wthhh this is the best comment here
Definitely an underrated comment
@@memecream5834 thank you:D
@@siliciumxsez4983 thank you:D
Also her: the body has bugs on it so we have dessert
3:35 i love the perfect mix of her practicality flavored with the compassion, that you can all see in her face there. this is how a good person handles harsh moments like this.
“Donner Party his ass”
Well that escalated
@@user-oz9js1dw1v dude wtf, why u attacking random people, go get a life
@@jmiod2819
No, no... he’s got a point... 🤔
@@user-oz9js1dw1v salty lol
@@jmiod2819 I'm not attacking people, idiot they pretend to be normal but they're not, so go away IDIOT!
@@user-oz9js1dw1v "I'm not attacking people"
To the point about wolves not actually attacking people: in the game, there is an explained reason why the wildlife is acting hostile
During the "aurora" events, yes. I guess there could be residual effects the rest of the time but really the reason they are hostile is make it more challenging.
How come no one informed this woman about the disclaimer at the beginning of the game and they didn't even mention it in the video? "The Long Dark is a post-disaster survival simulation. Although we strive to provide an experience steeped in realism, the game is not a replacement for proper wilderness survival training. As the result of the geomagnetic disaster which serves as part of the fictional foundation of the game, we have taken liberties with the portrayal of wildlife behavior. Hinterland Studio Inc. does not condone the wanton destruction of wildlife." It directly addresses the unusual behavior of the wildlife in this game, and the fact that the game's creators actually put a disclaimer is something I don't usually see in video games.
That being said, I did really enjoy the rest of this video, but it seems unfair to the game to judge the realism of the game without mentioning its disclaimer regarding it.
She also thought that the old lady was a guy, and that the bodies might be because of a mass murder or something. It's clear she wasn't shown a lot of the game so I'm not surprised she didn't know about the disclaimer.
Fun fact about bear spray, it is verry common for folks to accidentally spray themselves with it, get to know how to use a can as well as how the wind can throw it back at ya😂
Sure is! Ive seen it happen. Not pretty...and really embarassing
The wind is probably the worst part you get a couple ft spray and then boom back in it face
Not only all that I've known people that have had to go to the hospital after being hit with the stuff, it can verry well kill some one, especially if your asthmatic, copd , etc.. and in a bear encounter situation it is one of the only ways to make one of the worst scenarios just a bit worse😂😂
Just need more pressure behind the spray 😂
@@CYWNightmare i dont know a bear running at me seams like plenty of pressure
I REALLY like and agree with the positive outlook and attitude. Whether its in a survival situation or otherwise its so important. It can be hard but it IS doable!
As a paramedic I disagree with the notion that if you’ve seen one dead body you’ve seen them all. lol
Should've explained the backstory of this to her. There was an incident that caused all electronics to cease working and it also caused the wildlife to be more aggressive. The folks at Hinterland Studios know the difference and figured people would wonder why everything wants to kill you.
I think its a lot more fun when I have no idea what the hell is going on :)
@@KingaPhilippsExplorer it affects the reaction ALOT though. in long dark there was a very strong solar storm that broke all electronics so her reaction would have been different but these guys only care about the momey so they wont waste time on that
@@Matias-dr3ys just thought I'd point out the person you're responding to actually is the survivalist reacting in the video. Feel free to explain everything she wasn't briefed on about the game. 🙂 Great video Kinga!
@@johne2404 well, they didnt tell her that the game is set in an apocalypse. not critisizing her, she knows her stuff, but gamelogy should tell the experts some important things about the game.
Yeah I know, I've played the game. And I agree with what you're saying. But tell her, not me. Lol
Alternate Title: Closeted Cannibal accidentally comes out
I know it's a joke but cannibalism is wayyyyy more common than you think it would be. A lot of it is in survival means. When you're dying of hunger you dont care. You will very likely eat to survive.
@@stagnantfox3027 I will eat you instead, it’s the pot for you Mr Fox
@@Alexq79- 😉
Protein is protein 😏
@@Neozoo800 oh no
I think kinga is my favorite expert, she has an amazing sense of humor and I love the fact that she understands that these are just games and that this is all just kind of silly and weird
Things I've learned from hunting/fishing trips, experts in survival course, the Scouts, and first-hand experience in my life:
Never wait to treat an injury. Even a half-assed treatment is better than not treating it when your survival is on the line. You can always treat an injury again later when you have access to proper medicine and doctors, but you have to survive long enough to do that.
I saw the frozen body and had the same thought she did: "Now seating Donner, party of one!" When it comes down to starving to death or eating a corpse, you're probably going to eat a corpse. It's best to be mentally prepared to do distasteful things well in advance of any situation that may require it, which is why my survival course put me through 3 days of eating nothing but grass before slapping a hagfish in front of me. Hagfish is the most disgusting-looking thing I've ever seen and I still cooked and ate it. Hunger will drive you to extremes.
Humans smell absolutely awful to most animals and they will actively avoid you in the wild. Very few are going to hunt you when there is small game they can hunt instead.
Wolves are typically afraid of humans. Games and movies make use of the "Big Bad Wolf" trope, but generally, only sick or wounded wolves will attack an adult human if you aren't close to their home.
Bears are very aggressive and territorial. Never go near them as you need a very big gun and to be a crack shot to have a hope of killing it before it kills you. Oh, yeah, and they don't scare easily either.
Avoid walking on Ice. You can easily fall and injure yourself or, worse still, if it's a frozen lake you may fall in.
Fishing without bait is a long, boring process. Fishing with bait is still a long, boring process.
what survival course did you take? it's sounds really interesting and i've always wanted to take one
@@headphonic8 I can't remember the name of the course since it was arranged by the Webelos during summer camp before we went camping in the wild some 30 years ago now.
You don't need a very big gun, you just need a big gun if you are a crack shot to take down a bear. That said so few people even with military training are that much of a crack shot anymore it's almost better to have a heavy makeshift spear over a gun to take down a charging bear, since that spear can be used multiple times and in multiple ways instead of wasting what could be effectively your last bullet taking on a bear.
@@truekurayami Yeah, most people won't be able to kill a charging bear with a gun, but a grizzly will mangle a spear and not even notice it until it's finished mangling you. You're best bet with a bear when lost in the woods is to fire at the ground while running away. If the bear is unused to the sound of gunfire, the noise should help deter the bear and let you get away safely.
@@TheZoenGaming A 9mm from a pistol is enough to kill a bear though, -(9x19mm),- , (9x18mm) although you'd have to dump the mag into it. Seen a video of a russian police officer shooting one with his Makarov.
Her dark humor is amazing lol
Uh
It's not even funny but ok weirdo
@@Grievingbow ??? Calm down
@@Grievingbow who even says weirdo anymore
@@-keiskx1774 it's a word that describes someone it's never gonna be unused
This turned from nutritional facts into 101 tips for cannibals real fast! I love it!
"You either have a serial killer on the loose or a free buffet"
Gray mother: exists holding a rifle
Her: maybe don't go near the guy with a shotgun.
Would be a good decision to disarm a person before waking them up, or to wake them up from a distance, outside of house. She doesn't expect human visitors who could purposely try and grab the gun, but she can expect wild animals. So she is ready to shoot if disturbed. If you wake her up and she doesn't heve her rifle - she will not be able to shoot. And if you wake her up while being far wlaway - she will not be as scared
NO WAY- This game has gotten so many updates!! What?! I remember watching people play this over and over YEARS ago- It's advanced so much. I enjoyed watching this!
Oh yeah, this game is a masterpiece. I'm surprised it's not talked about more.
Chapter 4 just came out.
It sure has been a while. But I'm really glad that Ms. Philipps is back!
They finally found her. ...Again.
Bruh Make Mr instead of Ms and its Trevor
“Just like the simulations”
"That's another command post under REPUBLIC CONTROL!"
@@Turtle3000 “watch the wrist rockets”
@@Deimos_the_Autist "im having a serious malfunction"
The running commentary from the survival expert had me cracking up all the way through: 10/10!
"Donner Party his ass" Yoooooooo!!!🤣
She's one of the best on this channel.
"You've seen one body you've seen'm all". As a paramedic I can tell you that that is not true.
I think she just means bodies in these situations and to not let a dead body ruin your mood or send you into a panic.
Boiled mashed crushed
Gore is not the same as a dead body.
I agree, I think she means in extreme survival situations. I think your mind functions very differently in a survival setting, and when seeing dead bodies that have succumbed to the elements in that environment. Certainly very different from seeing people die from things that are a lot closer to us and are in the "real world", medical profession or not.
@@saadishaikh1276 True, I guess you can project yourself a lot more in someone that died in the wilderness, because you've trying to survive so hard and nothing guarantees you're not gonna end up like the body you found.
its obvious that she knows a lot about survival, managed to discuss every detail there was, interesting to watch!
"Let's cut that **nervous giggle** ."
I will drink some water right now,thx for reminding me
I would be kinda scared to go with her on a trip and get lost.
Haha
@Milena Shvedova Probably is a strong word.
@Milena Shvedova better 😂
I rather keep my distance from her lmao
Are you kidding me, she’d be the person I will try hard to get on good side if this happens, unless you are as good as her at survival you probably die pretty soon without someone like that.
Everyone: "There's been a murder"
Kinga: "I smell manflesh"
Bully reacts to Bully: Scholarship Edition
alternate title:bully sees his actions
I'd make an appearance don't see it happening tho
That would be extremely hilarious tbh
Flat Earthers react to Sims 4
**Someone sees a dead body** :”A corpse, i better find some other food, don’t wanna come to the point where i have to resort to cannibalism”
Her:😦🤤😋🍴🍽
Well, for me i would not eat a human corpse unless im really Hungry and out of stock.. Its just like, bruh you eat someone corpse while there is a fishes, berry, and rabbits? i mean that's just dumb af
Maybe not because if you know when you poop there are germ and
@Milena Shvedova k
@@dreztfrakez5867 adding onto that, eating large portions of human meat can cause liver problems and it can also cause your eyes to become yellow so I wouldn't recommend consuming human meat unless there are no other food sources available.
@@getajobplease9617 Also Prion diseases. Really really bad.
As a life long hunter who lives in the good old frozen north, I can honestly say the only people who recommend bear spray over a firearm are people who don't live here, and people who sell bear spray. The old joke is that some bears like spicy food. It's mostly sold to tourists.
Ohhhhh, she's an actress. That explains why she can't tell the difference between a deer and an elk or a rifle and a shotgun.
I love how she remembers that its just a game and respects the developers. Not only that buts she’s interesting too
"if this isn't Instagramable I don;t know what is" hahaha! so glad she's back.
04:13 - just in case there was any doubt, this is proof that she's a keeper
She was joking obviously
@@theamazingadventuresofjohn maybe, but I doubt it. Because what she said is good advice.
If it comes down to a choice between eating someone who appears to have been healthy and froze to death, or dying, then the only right answer if to do whatever it takes to survive.
And the ass would most likely be the best piece to eat. It's a spot that almost always has a large chunk of meat, there is a good layer of fat which your body needs for many of its most important functions, and the glutes are heavily used muscles so they would be some of the best tasting pieces of meat.
@@PKAdventures honestly if I was put in a serious survival situation, and it had been days or weeks since I had last eaten. I would probably go for some nice thigh meat, the ass just seems a little to close to nasty areas for me. Lol my God, I can't believe I'm having this conversation. 🤣
@@theamazingadventuresofjohn hahaha I get what you're saying. Thighs are a good choice too, they are similar to the glutes in fat content, and the amount they are used.
But ya, as a hunter I know what that kind of contamination can do to meat, and even though it's a relitively easy thing to handle, it's still always in my mind when cleaning a kill, so I 100% feel ya on that lol
And ya, weird convos happen when talking about hypothetical survival scenarios, and apparently when discussing survival games too hahaha
@@PKAdventures hey I happen to be a hunter to, and I have a special tool that hooks into the "rear end" allowing me to easily disembowel my kill with less mess, yes there still is a chance if you're not careful with the skinning and cleaning. But I've been hunting since I was like 7, honestly it is like second nature to me at this point. But anyways, love having these types of conversations, maybe not the ones about cannibalism though. Lmao 🤣🤣
She's literally the most entertaining guest on the channel. So smart and funny! ❤️
Alternative title: *Survival Woman Talks About How Much She Wants To Eat Human Flesh*
shes probably my most fav guest on this channel i like how she actually says from experience she had and shes active in everything they do and tells you exactly what to do and what not to do.
No one:
Literally no one:
Her: donner party his arse
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How to deal with a bear: either getting mauled to death or getting mauled to near death
I had to rewind the Donner party multiple times thinking I didn’t hear her right and now I’m CRYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
YES! Who else was waiting for her return?
"Start with the a**"
Haha she's just kidding right?? Right???
I don't think she did 😂
Nope
@Nershi yup
nope. its the most easily available meat on the body
Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571, survivors ate the dead
"This guys gonna be able to invite friends over... TOO BAD THEY'RE ALL DEAD" 🤣
Survival tip: You can eat everything atleast once
survival tip 2: vomit
Look, you rub a little on your skin and wait. Nothing happens? Put a bit in your mouth, chew, spit. Wait. Anything happen? No? Eat a bit, wait. Anything happen? If not, then you're good
She's probably the most charismatic person they ever had on the channel
THE LOOK IN HER EYES WHEN SHE SAID "but, you got a little LEFTovers."
7:06 The game actually has a disclaimer at the beginning that says they know wolves don't normally attack people. Seems they made the wolves in the game more aggressive to make it more exciting.
“You seen one body you have seen them all”
Military veterans: O_o
I think she's at overcompensating and saying nonsense
@@grantarmbruster6591 Or she's speaking from a survivalist standpoint, maybe?
@@purplejinxer3478 as a veteran and survivalist and decent human being I think she is wrong.
@@grantarmbruster6591 Seeing a person dying and seeing a dead body are pretty different things. From a survivalist stand point, dead bodies you find are just revealed tragedies of nature. Military veterans, on the other hand, deal with war, which is a completely different context to find dead people in.
@@raiorai2 which is why her flip comment was inappropriate at best.
When she said 'Go for the ass' for Cannablism.
The reason why:
1) Lot of easily accessible meat
2) You don't need to look at a face while you get it.
My sister has a pet rabbit so logically I showed her the neck snapping animation
The only conclusion.
Lol, and her reaction, also how old is she because under 10 its kinda cruel
@@alexanderludvigsen1893 nah she was in her teens
@@dakat0450 ok then its fine lol
@@dakat0450 shame, kids take to it so much better
"Not sure where they are but.. They are historically racking up the amount of Wolf Attack Incidents." LMFAO THANK YOU. THIS IS HOW I KNOW YOU'RE A LEGIT OUTDOORSMAN HAHAHAHAHA I WAS FUCKING ROLLING
Well the game tells you first thing they know wolves don't attack peaple normally, and going around shooting wildlife is also not Ok.
The game tries to explain it by the same natural fenomenon that fried all electronicks and made animals aggressive to humans. But I guess you knew it.
@@user-li5cr6wv5b It's. A. Game. Take a joke, not a dick.
@@kodiakulv5148 oh, wow. Easy down there.
@@kodiakulv5148 uh dude, he just explained why the animals in the game act the way they do, why the aggressiveness? lol
@@Fontan_ Kodiak got shocked by the fried electronics so now he's also aggressive
"if you ate the first one, you're kind of full so you dont need to eat this one" LOL i love her
Grey Mother: (exist)
her: w o w n i c e h o u s e G U Y
4:14
Her: “I know everyone’s wondering, when it comes to eating him ...”
No, thank you, I wasn’t wondering.
Also: This woman is a crazy cannibal.
MORE with Kinga. She's one of the more amusing survivalists that u guys have had and /or that I've seen reacting to this kind of stuff. And she's gorgeous to look at haha.
I love the way she is just so casual with eating people, I love that.
Fun little fact: yes, bears are that ungodly tough. Quite a few folks prefer to load one round birdshot and the rest in the hottest slugs you can find, in case of bear problems. The idea is that a face full of birdshot will hopefully damage the eyes and nose without too much need for marksmanship, so that you'll have time enough to pump the other six slugs in while fervently praying.
This doesn't always work. Well, it does in that the bear dies, but that might be two minutes after it's done killing you. Would not recommend, bears are bad news.
"He's got a really nice house"
Grey Mother: :(
It would just be (
“Donner Party his ass”
😂
I kinda understand what she means by if you've seen one dead body, youve seen them all. If you've seen more than one or two dead bodies, whether they're intact, mangled, etc, it all kinda becomes the same after awhile. Ive done work as a coroners assistant, and we always get stuck with the dirty work.
Be it a suicide, muder victim, old age, train victim, car accident, you just kinda get numb to it all after awhile. I will say the messiest and most annoying ones to clean up come in 3 varieties: bridge/building jumpers, people hit by trains, and people shot in the head by shotguns.
Do bridge jumpers go full "splat" or are they more mangled? Probably depends on jump height is my best guess.
@@sneezebiscuits7239 it does depend on jump height. If they arent hitting terminal velocity, then just mangled. If they are at terminal velocity then...the best analogy i can think of is: when you pick up the body bag, its like picking up a giant bag full of loose jell-o.
@@Karma-be5oc I see, so you guys literally scrape them off the ground...not a fun job i imagine, thank you for your work!
Omg thank you, people always think "Ahhh this wolf will definitely eat me" Like, no, wolves don't usually eat people, in this game the Aurora is like supernatural and the wolves get enhanced from it and attack you
''Is that a dead body?''
Corpse: doesnt even move and its literally in a posture where its actually a dead person.