White Boy Mexican - Alfonso Ochoa (Stand Up Comedy) Funny Video
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"I don't know what's wrong with him he sucks" 😂😂 lmao
bby_mermaid es ok.
Dude latino parents always throw kids under the bus
Classic chicano ... "They never taught me Spanish" ....
Arturo Vega that’s very accurate
Maybe we should probably come up with a different term than Spanishless Chicano. Pocho is already taken... How bout Mexiranker ?🤔🧐🤨🤣
Daniel Perez Marquez No seas meco! Born and raised in Chicago IL. Y te hablo mejor español q tu, guey!
PURO Parral, CHIH. Primo!!!!!
SPANISH IS NOT NATIVE TOUGE TO MEXICO IT IS A EUROPEAN WORDS TIME TO START TO LEARN YOUR OWN LANGUAGE.
bruce sweatman III Agreed. However, I fully embrace my Spanish roots. Northern Mexico (where my family is from) is very caucasoid. I myself am white with green eyes.
two of my good friends are Hispanic and their parents didn't teach them Spanish and they hate it.
Miranda Rodriguez as a Latino who speaks English, Spanish, and Japanese, I’m so sorry that happens. It’s a fucking shame and an embarrassment.
I am trying to learn Spanish now. Ok the last 4 years, so I can communicate with my husband's family more. I went to a family event and understood most of what was said, but couldn't speak it. One of the older ladies said to me es ok. Then she turned to another and said she makes beautiful balloons, but her Spanish makes me think of butchering chicken day. I made her a beheaded chicken and smiled at her just like she was smiling at me while saying it. She then said tu entiendes. Haha
So they are not Hispanics!
It's ok ... Hispanic just mean u r mix (native/European), so knw one should knw a specific language
@@henryhurtz8542 Of course not, that's not the definition of Hispanic.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hispanic
A hispanic can be of any race.
Totally busted out laughing with that first “es okay.”
I don´t know what´s wrong with you people. I´m from Sweden and I´m fluent in both English and Spanish. You don´t even have to attend a course in order to learn. There are tons of RUclips videos, cartoons, songs, telenovelas...Just do it!!!
You’re correct, you just have to want it, most people are lazy, but it’s great if you know more then one language, the more the better.
Exactly!!!!!!!!!
Youre from sweden dawg thats y
One word: millenials
The more the merrier.
My wife is Native American, and Im Mexican.
When we go out, people talk to her in Spanish, lol.
I can relate to that Truly !
Chris Diaz aren’t mexicans native Americans too?
@@oscarortiz8951 Sometimes...most of us are mixed between Spanish and Indigenous blood. But almost none of us have a tribal affiliation we still maintain.
Chris Diaz there’s actually many people who still practice their old traditions
@@TheMagicalPinky Indeed. My grandma used a mocajete...but she did not have a tribe.
‘Es okay’ when I’m driving!
I feel this guy's pain. I'm full Mexican too & don't speak Spanish lol.. At work everyone comes to me to translate for the families that don't speak English then I end up looking like a deer in the headlights.
daisyhinojosa23 I also feel this guys pain because I don't know Spanish but everyone expects me to because I'm Puerto Rican-Dominican.
daisyhinojosa23 it's OK Daisy Spanish originates from Spain not a real mexican language. Try and learn the "Nahuatl" real Mexican language
daisyhinojosa23 Me too but I guess its not as bad for me bcuz my excuse is I'm half native American lol
what for its as dum as learning latin
rules 6j7 The diffrence here is that people don't speak Latin, let's be honest here, and lots of people speak Spanish
Haaaaaaaaaaa! I stand behind this cat! I can't speak Spanish well either! We need to be friends! Ha! Ha!
What do I think of him? Es ok
Alfred Garcia so u saying he sucks? Ha
@@pedroornelas1962 you didn't get the joke.
Lol It’s sad when this happens. My parents were super strict with us never forgetting our Spanish. My sister and I do speak fluent Spanish, but my younger siblings do not. The youngest one understands everything you say to him though. The other one can speak it kinda broken but struggles with certain words. It’s crazy
"I married a cougar" ... 🤣 A cougar . Meow, grrrr... It kills you
fluffy reference
Cara de nopal pero come puro cheeseburger lmao. All my spanish speaking rasa know what it is 😂
"Lol omg so espangliiiiish"
c mamó
Honestly if one of your parents knows Spanish they should really reach you it helps a lot And makes you more diverse .And you really want to know Spanish you can!!learn it!!
Why? He lives in an English speaking country. Spanish wouldn't help him any at the end of the day. The real problem is you refuse to look past race and expect "minoritys" to fit in a box that makes your sense to your world view.
jokermann100 Learning Spanish does help even in an “English speaking country.” Growing up my parents forced the Spanish language on me. I hated it. They would tell me it would help me when applying for a job in the future. I didn’t believe them, but in every place I’ve worked at, I’ve needed to utilize my Spanish in some way. At the moment, I get paid more bc I am bilingual. I was also chosen over other applicants because I know Spanish. We live in a country with a large Spanish speaking population. I work in communities where the minority is the majority, hence why speaking Spanish does matter. It’s not about “looking past the minority.” It’s about being culturally competent. If I didn’t know Spanish, I would not be able to work with many of the hispanic families I work with and give them what they need. You cannot turn a blind eye to the different cultures that make up this country. We can’t always look “look past” race or ethnicity. We need to accept the fact that the USA is a melting pot of many cultures.
I’m thankful my parents forced a second language upon us and didn’t expect us to assimilate. We shouldn’t deny culture, on the contrary, we should embrace it.
I agree with lovey. If one of your parents speaks another language, why not learn it? It takes effort of course, but it is worth it. Even if it may not be “needed” in this country. I can tell you Spanish is though. Spanish is the second most spoken language in the world, along with English. It’s definitely beneficial.
2:20 well it depends where you are. I lived for 8 years in the state of Queretaro and it was very expensive but one of the safest cities in all Mexico.
My mom is white and my dad is mexican. He didn't teach me spanish but my mom did😂 I spoke like a lil gringa casi todo mi vida until like 4 years ago.
I can relate as a Puerto Rican Haha. Especially when I'm dealing with Hispanic girls.
this guy is hilarious, upload more
I heard that! OK es a little shaky but when I drive it es OK!
He may not speak Spanish but his Mexican accent is pretty convincing.
Dude!!! This guy can revolutionize the phrase "S OK"
Edwardo Abel Altamirano Chavez what’s messed up I can’t pronounce revolutionize Rn Lol
Me: I'm with a group of Hispanic friends, we're all bilingual, we go to a place and we're helped by a Hispanic bilingual person (waiter, waitress...etc.) ...he or she talks to all of my friends in English, but when they get to me, they switch to Spanish... I'm like, really, I haven't even opened my mouth!!!
Frank Pichardo that's cause you look like a paisa, es todo mi paisano...
krizpal1083 lol 😆
Nopal on your head
Speak Spanish back use fancy words. Sound educated. No es nada malo hablar dos idiomas. Al contrario hablalo rápido y pronuncia las palabras correctamente.
That is because people tend to follow stereotypes. I am of spanish and sephardic Jewish ancestry and just because I am white, green eyes and light brown hair no one assumes that I speak Spanish. The surprise they have when I begin speaking fluent Spanish. And I mean fluent since i lived in Mexico during my middle and high school years. I am now 44 years old. My brother on the other hand is darker, overweight and has straight black hair and brown eyes. He is always assumed to speak spanish which he does but not as fluently as i do.
Found family recently in Mexico. They are very nice but I'm getting a lot of air sucking and "Mija, you no speak Spanish?" . And then a guilt trip, especially from the older ones. Would love to visit but most are in Sinaloa and Sonora. My ass is staying in Texas! LOL
Learn Spanish and fly down there, Mazatlan is a great tourist city.
Oof Sinaloa? That's explains a lot 😂 (no offense I love Sinaloa)
Sonora is pretty cool, San Carlos has nice beaches
Alfonso you are one funny guy! I hope to see more of you!😂😁😀. I have a friend who is Mexican who visited California and when some Mexicans found out he couldn't speak Spanish they got pissed! lol 😂😁😀. Listening to this for the third time!
Estuvo chingon el vato, es okay
I´m Mexican living in Sonora. Its safe to visit guys, usually if you´re not involved with narcos you´re fine. The news in the States only point out the negative. It is not late to learn Spanish, I have an immersion program in Hermosillo it´s really fun even for me, the teacher to show my piece of México, so proud! My students always want to come back www.vivespanishadventure.com.
Surely you're from Guerrero
Mom & Dad usually speak Misteco around.
The kids normally speak English & Misteco
Wain DY My parents are from Guerrero and I’ve been to Guerrero. But I’ve never heard of Misteco. What part of Guerrero are your parents from?
Knew a third generation Mexican-American girl in Fresno. She didn't speak any Spanish. She said she gets tired of Mexicans speaking to her in Spanish and when she tells them she can't speak it they look at her like she's lying.
Hey pachuco is a good song :)
I try to white it up by wearing shorts and a led Zeppelin shirt? 🤣😂🤣
This guy is me bro lmao
From the title I expected a lame racist set. But I was pleasantly surprised :)
I can totally relate my last time is Arellano, and my dad never taught me Spanish. I’ve had the exact thing with a debit card a few times.
hahaha this was gold
Very funny bit dude!!!!👏👌💯
my parents didnt teach me spanish😂💔
So True and Pinche Funny 😄
Lmaoooo lemme get a steak burrito
Too funny 😂
es ok hahaha!!!!!!!
puff gringo wannabe.... "hahaha" or "jajaja"
Ay no hablas español 😆 😆 😆 that shit was funny😂
As a trilingual Latino I fucking hate when people mock people for not knowing “the languages they’re supposed to know.” Language learning is hard as shit and when people insult others for not knowing their supposed mother tongue is an embarrassment.
I like to pronounce Spanish words in white terminology around the white folks they look at me funny like wait a minute he isn’t one of us’...jejejeje Lol
I had a Mexican girlfriend, she spoke to everyone in Spanish, even Koreans! lol
Superb....
Iam 100 percent all native American mexican American
Spanish is a white language too 😂😂
Yes it's a white language that is used to communicate only we should be ashamed as Mexicans no not speak our native Aztec. Language
antonio gutierrez jr No we should not be ashamed to speak spanish im very proud of my european and native american heritage!
See Me I'm mexican
700 years ago it was only a white language.
+See Me spanish used by whites known as italians and also mexico is a part of America
Both my parents are fkn fluent my Irish fiance knows more Spanish than me !! I hate it
My family would always talk shit about me because I don’t speak Spanish hahahaha
How do you call a person in Mexico who doesn't eat spicy food?
Tourists
Boti Gamer. Turista
Pussy
probably you are not Mexican and you don't know anything about it.... I have several Mexican friends born and raise in Mexico and they don't eat spicy food...
And they live in Mexico fighting to become Mexico a better country. Arriba los verdaderos mexicanos... don't this bunch of gringos wannabe...
True feels mayne, love this. But for real though, English is a pretty tight language I prefer it over the language my family forces onto me
This is so accurate....
Madrid here I come !
My husband was born in Mexico but looks very white. I was born in the US (puerto rican background) and look like a typical puerto rican. His Spanish is way more fluent than mine. Yet no matter where we go, even in Mexico, everyone will struggle trying to speak English to him (assuming he doesn't speak Spanish), but look right at me and immediately speak Spanish lol
my co worker is a navajo indian, and most ppl think she is mexican. They give her a dirty look and say: dont you feel proud of your heritage? She laughs!!
Hector Lalalala. Oyiso my friend. I am a native indigenous woman myself. Just to let you and your friend know there are many Indigenous people Aka Indians in Mexico. We got moved around a thousand times from the invasions. ✌
+India Corea yes we are the same people! Natives
Cesar Hernandez ✌️💪 More reason for me as a native woman to fight Trump!! He is a embarrassment to America, his self and the world. Viva la raza
Native ingenious people are beautiful.
I feel ya!!! I'm Mexican too, no..... no Spanish 😂
Es ok
Spanish is not a white language. For 800 years the African Muslims, called Moors, ruled the different provinces that now form Spain. Not all Spaniards are white. Some of the Arabic dialect still exists in some modern Spanish words like "almohada" which means pillow. Spanish is the first European language ever spoken in America. English came later.
Apparently spanish, a european language from SPAIN A EUROPEAN COUNTRY, is not a “white (aka european) “ language
you is ignorent. spanish is a mexican langage, thats why they speek it in mexico, anybody knows that.
@@mofokraut Who conquered Mexico back in the day?
@@jokermann100 so what? the most spoken language is Spanish... at least we real latinos embrace the good and the bad of the past... and fight together for a better future of our countries...
not like you gringos
@@frankom2862 I was responding to the women above clearly doesn't know Mexico was conquered by Spain hence speaking Spanish.
jokermann100
Wasn’t Spain conquered by the Moors (Northern Africans Muslims)?
Para todos que no hablan español, it doesnt hurt to fucking learn a new language
I deadass order in Spanish whenever I go to a Spanish spot just so they don't give me "the look" 😂😭
One time I went to get empanadas and I messed up one of the words and I'm like "ah, escupa me, todo vía esta practicando mi español" (ah, sorry, I'm still practicing my Spanish)
And the lady goes "Ah, eso es porque tienes asiento De un gringo!"
Escupa me means spit on me 😭
Dude the pain...
its ok
im actually surprised at my self for cringing when he said steak burrito
I'm glad I have Mexican friends, because I'm not sure I'd get the jokes otherwise.
you don't have mexican friends if they relate to this jokes... you have american friend with mexican heritage... anyway they are gringos...
you owe me one laptop computer
I'm with you: my parents gave me the option of learning to speak Chinese, and I regret putting my being American first. I open my mouth in Chinatown, and I get ignored, no matter how much money I'm spending.
Funny dude
I feel your pain bro! Bout sick of it if you ask me though! I ask one mexican if he feels the same way about black people that dont speak african and he thought of it for a second and had no responce and finally i felt proud and dint care what mexicans think of me.
There’s no such thing as the African language. Just the same as Mexicans don’t speak Mexican, Africans don’t speak African.
There’s many different dialects as well as languages spoken in the African continent. Mind you Africa is not a country. It’s made up of many different countries.
Educate yourself before making such an ignorant comment or question.
To answer your question: You can’t compare the two.
If you were to look at history, you’d find your answer.
The language was lost because Africans who were enslaved and brought to the western world had to assimilate in order to survive or else they’d face dire consequences. (Much like Native Americans who were stripped off of their language and culture by European settlers. Assimilation and white supremacy is key here.) Furthermore, because the continent of Africa had a lot of trade, individuals living in Africa spoke many different languages. Therefore, bilingualism was not uncommon in the continent. To varying degrees, many spoke English as a result of trade.
To say that all Africans don’t speak African is very ignorant on your part. They weren’t allowed to speak their dialect or official language bc of assimilation and some already spoke different languages as a result of the trade in the continent. Which is why in Louisiana some still speak Creole.
Nowadays, first generation immigrants aren’t stripped off of their rights to speak Spanish. There aren’t any laws forbidding anyone to speak another language other than English as there was for some time pre/post colonization.
The reason most parents don’t teach their children Spanish nowadays is up to mere choice and/or laziness (if we want to be up front).
Next time someone asks you why you don’t speak Spanish, instead of trying to stump them with an ignorant question, be upfront and say I’m lazy or I didn’t want to learn Spanish. At the end of the day, learning Spanish is up to the parents and the child.
@@Annetf17 lol Karen had to answer
Job Done Right That’s your comeback.... Nice to have a great and educated discussion with you GREAT sir! A quien le quede, que se ponga el saco.
@@Annetf17 si Karen
This is me it isn’t that my family didn’t teach me Spanish is that overtime I but so obsessed over learning English that I completely forgot everything Of my native language and now I have to re-learn it all
give me some chon chon
That's what i tell my girlfriend everytime she wants me to check the tires air pressure.
Kool
Try ridding in a taxi in Cancun Mexico. There should be a t shirt, " I lived thru a taxi ride in Cancun Mexico." When you say something to the driver they all say, " es okay es okay."
es okey lol jajaja
what is his name?
As a third gen Mexican I can totally relate it’s embarrassing even white People are like really you don’t speak Spanish?!
a big part of my family is from Cuba and i have no idea how to speak Spanish.
My parents didn't teach me or my sister because they use to speak Spanish because they wanted to talk shit about us lol
Me to all the Mexican parents: Estan en los Estados Unidos. No enseñan español hasta la high school. No lo practican, ni escrito y parlado. Y ni les ponen las caricaturas en español. Pues en ese caso tiene mas proabilidad que abla japanese. Y eso que mi papá habla un poco despues de ver el Goku y el Pikachu conmigo.
Basically it's just as likely for Mexican kids in the US to learn Spanish on their own as it is for them to learn Japanese.
I'm writing this at 12 January 1st
Can totally relate. Funny thing is that Spanish isn't even the native language of the Americas.
is ok... gringos don't need to speak spanish... unless you want to get a job were spanish is required....
Es ok is like diesel work
I live in San Diego been going to Tj, for tacos and movie theater (4 buck tickets and good theater room ) and have never experienced any violence or drug war, matter a fact, most of my american friends who have never been to tj they think mexico is a desert and everyone has horses, damn hollywood.
Es ok down there. LOL
My kids are half Hispanic and half white and they don't speak Spanish😒
And why people be mad about this guy talking about Mexicans😒😕 everybody thinks it's funny when George Lopez does it
lmaooo
Well if ur Mexican and u don’t speak Spanish! Just learn it if u wanna be part of us ! If u really wanna be a real Mexicano ! I know it’s gonna be a little hard but that’s the only way to us lol !! When u can have a conversation with paisas everywhere
That's no joke..?? It's not okay??!!
The guy was funny without being offensive...
ja parezco más americano que él y hablo español
Uumm tu comedia es ok
i dont get a long that good with my parents rite now but they did a good dam job . They taught me perfect spanish. I speak both Spanish and english.
Wow I’m chicana and my first language was Spanish I started learning in 1st grade but I was fluent until I was like about to finish 3rd grade but now I barely speak English and if I do I always mix it up whit Spanish words since I got used to speaking English like that to my dad who is Mexican but came to the USA when he was between 8-10 years old and I speak to my friends like that too since they are chicanos and chicanas too ✋😂
if your parents are from mexico your not chicana
edmundo oliver then what am I?
edmundo oliver cause I cant be Mexican well I can if I go get my citizenship from Mexico cause it will be easier since both my parents are Mexican and then I’ll be Mexican American not just American whit Mexican as my ethnicity.
@@Jazzzzmin. don't get me wrong I love mexican culture rancheras, polkas the food , imagine the world without corn, chocolate, turkey's, pineapples, vanilla and tomatoes and chilies.
My wife is a first generation chicana like you. She speaks the same way. She even has a light accent when she speaks english. Im first generation chicano aswell. My parents were born in northern mexico, spanish was my first language but i dont speak english w an accent. I dont know why my wife does.
Bruh my mom did this
Im mexican and i was going to tj for the first but before i went i stoped at a gas station to use the restroom. I asked the cashier if it was safe to go to tj (he's white). He told me yea and ill have fun.
It’s really sad and STUPID not to teach spanish to your kids, like in this case. Kids learn a language eeeeasy. The best way is to teach them since they are babies at home. When they get to kintergaden, they’re gonna learn english in two or three months. Being bilingual is an advantage at so many levels.
didnt teach you? did she never speak spanish around u? Im puerto rican but i learned english n spanish just from them talking to me while growing up
She divorced him because he no speek espanish lol see dude should of learned it's a fun language lol
If that is true, why didn't he fix something he clearly perceives as a deficit in the OVER THIRTY YEARS HE HAD?!
RobinMcBeth Issa joke
For fucks sake put the guys name in the title.
Ok, thanks!
we only 'get offended' because let's be real, y'all LOVE to focus on that and not the fact that only in USA are you liable to get shot at the mall/movies/walmart/church etc. so all we ask is to be fair and recognize that just like USA, Mexico has some dangers..but there are like 1000x more good things and like the USA, with basic common sense you'll be fine.
can you also speek mexican?
Way back in the day every Mexican, spoke Mexican, before the Spaniards conquer them
@@henryhurtz8542 mexico was independent in the 1800s, and the mexicans kept the spanish language alive, even though they werent part of the New Spain anymore!
Two cultures two lenguages spanish English. Is that too fucking hard to understand ...