Bruh , when that dude said he got his social security number , they not after him , that was effing hilarious because it's so true lol ,, I'm from Louisiana ,. Mexicans rebuild New Orleans after Katrina ,, and did a damn good job
Brent Sailings sure did.. I heard people where being robbed after they got paid’& if some got paid after their hard work . Thieves where like lurking and robbing the hard workers smh 🤭😔
My husband told his co-worker that tacos meant hello and tostada's was goodbye. He figured she would know he was joking. She didn't get it. He heard her later that day say tostada's to customers as they left. Poor lady. He fessed up to her and found that she had been trying to impress her customers with her new Spanish words all day. He still laughs about it.
I thought Jesus was very funny. Very different material from G.Lopez. The jokes especially the Cumbia part was so hilarious! I have watched this video several times. I hope Jesus continues to do standup. We need more Mexican comedians.
He is right about nicknames in Mexico. My husband had 2 friends in college and their nicknames were "el negro" because he was half mexican and half african and his other friend nickname was "condorito" because he had a wide forhead, a long nose and was partially bald at age 20. And they did not mind at all.
In Mexico, we called a guy "Tragabalas", translates to "Bullet Eater" because he accidentally shot out one of his eyes with a pellet gun because he looked down the barrel of the gun, while having his finger on the trigger.
Lizette Martinez yeah me too I spit my drink out when he talked about his dad wanting to fuck every one at the soccer game and his uncles joined in that shit was gold!!!
Are we relatives? I am from the Philippines but my grandfather is from Tijuana, Mexico. He came to the Philippines thru instruction from Spain that he will lead the Spaniards conquering the Philippines in 1895
Actually the border illegal placed on Native land, that is in Az. 50 miles was taken from the natives in the southwest, the Mexican Government tried to take a lot more- result was The Pueblo Revolt even the Indigenous People use to chase the Mexicans back across the border. Their was a border even back then.
Butterfly Kisses lol it's always an interesting day! I 4got to mention our good friends Ostia and Menudo also .. I got so used to calling these ppl by their nicknames, I 4get their real names!
In my family we have el cangrejo(cousin with both broken arms), cara de vieja(ugly af), chupa(sucks his thumb), bimbo(owns a bakery), tamal(theif), tuco(tuco de gente = short/midget), etc...
@@charlietut2243 they call me megamind , tweety and just recently jimmy noutron and I cant wear a hat or fitted hats that fit properly at home they call me mazeton.
I have a friend that we call Simba, and all the girls always said aww because of Lion King movie? And we always laugh and say nahh we call him Simba because his uncle killed his dad 😂 (he always laughs too)
Started listening to AMERICAN WANNABES podcast never seen the guys before but JESSssuuuusssss senor magnum filler always cracks me up found his podcast now finally came to RUclips to see his stand up and he did not disappoint to bad he already came to San Antonio
My boyfriend and i got to meet you the other night at the Brea improv for his birthday and gotta say you have kick ass personality and hella chill by far you are our favorite to watch haha👍
Good show and chingo bling better then I thought but he need to change his delivery because he look and have the same expressions as Felipe esparza and it's like Felipe esparza had a baby or something other then that I liked it
Name calling. So true. I was Ben. And another thing, we always welcome friends or strangers to dinner. We never let a person not eat cause its not right.
I got an uncle that lost his fingers playing with fireworks and we call him EL MANITAS 😂
hehe
I laughed my asssss offffff with your comment, thanks carnal...you made my day !!! jajajajajajajajajahahahahahaa "el manitas"
My tio’s new nickname is el chamuscado 😂😂😂😂
@@redshoes4598 lmao that's fucked up..
@aztecwarrioruno haha thats a good one
Bruh , when that dude said he got his social security number , they not after him , that was effing hilarious because it's so true lol ,,
I'm from Louisiana ,. Mexicans rebuild New Orleans after Katrina ,, and did a damn good job
Brent Sailings 👏🏽🙌🏽👌🏾
Brent Sailings sure did.. I heard people where being robbed after they got paid’& if some got paid after their hard work . Thieves where like lurking and robbing the hard workers smh 🤭😔
@@karlagarcia1851 as fuckd up as that is (sorry not sorry) niggas will do you that 😔
youre a fucking idiot.
Despite ur social n birth certificate u probably look Paisa, so guess what's happening to yo ass
My husband told his co-worker that tacos meant hello and tostada's was goodbye. He figured she would know he was joking. She didn't get it. He heard her later that day say tostada's to customers as they left. Poor lady. He fessed up to her and found that she had been trying to impress her customers with her new Spanish words all day. He still laughs about it.
Lmfaos
Dollar Taco Tuesday hello♡
😂😂😂😂😂
Bruhhhh😂😂😂
I read this comment and had me laugh like a mother fucker 😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious the soccer kids tajin and oranges with heartburn got me.. 😂
I like how he makes the voices sound that's too funny cracks me up..
I'm Asian and this shit got me on the floor, bruh 🤣😂🤣😂
I thought Jesus was very funny. Very different material from G.Lopez. The jokes especially the Cumbia part
was so hilarious! I have watched this video several times. I hope Jesus continues to do standup. We need
more Mexican comedians.
I agree 100%
I agree!! Also more Mexican girls
Yo estoy de acuerdo ahuevo 😂😂😂😂
Love Paul Rodriguez and Felipe Esparza
G.Lopez? You mean Ned? Ned doesnt have different material he has stolen ones.
He is right about nicknames in Mexico. My husband had 2 friends in college and their nicknames were "el negro" because he was half mexican and half african and his other friend nickname was "condorito" because he had a wide forhead, a long nose and was partially bald at age 20. And they did not mind at all.
In Mexico, we called a guy "Tragabalas", translates to "Bullet Eater" because he accidentally shot out one of his eyes with a pellet gun because he looked down the barrel of the gun, while having his finger on the trigger.
@@RamirosWhateverVideos We usually call those people "retards" in the US, but that name is more contextual I suppose.
Lmfao!!
Awesome, Awesome, Awesome
My husband sleeping, had my ear phones on, literally was laughing out loud!!!
Lizette Martinez yeah me too I spit my drink out when he talked about his dad wanting to fuck every one at the soccer game and his uncles joined in that shit was gold!!!
LMAO!!!! me too. My husband is asleep so I have my earphones on. My stomach hurts trying to laugh quietly.
Omg this guy was AWESOME!! 😂🤣😂🤣🇱🇷😎👍🇲🇽🇵🇷
"Cabezon," "narizon," and "albondiga" are all classics.
And Gorda
Great "fighting" material! Just realized this is years old and still made me crack up in laughter.
Are we relatives? I am from the Philippines but my grandfather is from Tijuana, Mexico. He came to the Philippines thru instruction from Spain that he will lead the Spaniards conquering the Philippines in 1895
Trust me mi Jente he's funny as heck in person.hands down 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
The first cumbia joke ( calling the uncle ) was hilarious
WE DIDNT CROSS THE BORDER THE BOARDER CROSSED US🏯🏯🏯🏯🏯🏯
Alejandro Andrade yo this is the statement. All for gold!
Los Tigres
Alejandro Andrade 100%
Actually the border illegal placed on Native land, that is in Az. 50 miles was taken from the natives in the southwest, the Mexican Government tried to take a lot more- result was The Pueblo Revolt even the Indigenous People use to chase the Mexicans back across the border. Their was a border even back then.
Also known as losing a war.
Wow .. I'm white but been married to a Mexican for 7 yrs. This is really funny! Idk a Cumbia, but there's Nervioso, Chango, and Grumpy lol
Justina Razo why would you downgrade from a white guy? Lol
Esteban Cruz Coco? Ice T's wife? No no .. I do not wanna look like that lady! I wouldn't mind having her money tho lol.
Justina Razo LoL damn This was hilarious! Good on You!
P.S. Do you have any Brothers who are interested in Latinas? Haha
Butterfly Kisses lol it's always an interesting day! I 4got to mention our good friends Ostia and Menudo also .. I got so used to calling these ppl by their nicknames, I 4get their real names!
Justina Razo white guys arent any more abusive than any other men. Lol
I'm frustrated . .. omg dude.... Don't make me fuck you up right now dude!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Is it me or there's always a shrek in the family somewhere
Asi nos decimos yo y mi hermano lmao
My sister calls her son Shrek ,, because he is big
Sasss...Turoroooo! I cant stop watching this, i havent laughed so hard in a long time!
Lol took me on a trip down memory lane .... U a foo mucho respeto keep it up 💯👏👏
In my family we have la Mumia, el Dracula, Ronco, and El cabezon
Funny they call me El Cabezon, and Alien Head.
In my family we have el cangrejo(cousin with both broken arms), cara de vieja(ugly af), chupa(sucks his thumb), bimbo(owns a bakery), tamal(theif), tuco(tuco de gente = short/midget), etc...
KookieMonsterWants HisSugaKookie in my family we have rabano,jorobado,pollo,chueco ,gordo ,flaca,chapara el pelon
@@charlietut2243 they call me megamind , tweety and just recently jimmy noutron and I cant wear a hat or fitted hats that fit properly at home they call me mazeton.
Jesus! U are freaken HILARIOUS. Im at work watching this...laughing my guts out. Ima binge on ur videos AHORITA CHINGUE SU! 2/23/2020.
Rosie Garcia thanks you ! 🙌🏽
Add me on IG Jesusthecomedian
5:45 is scary accurate
Needs to be in a bigger stage!..Guy is Great!!!
Hilarious!!! I have an older sister that always tripped over her own feet....we all had a nickname for her...CHUECA PATAS.
😂😂😂
@@jesussepulvedacomedian 🤣🤣🤣
Patas chuecas🤷🏼♂️. We named my cousin that cus she will always fall to her left side for some reason
Jaja cumbas 😂🤣😂😅🤣😂man he's funny 😂🤣 two thumbs up keep on making us laugh
This dude if fucking hilarious, I almost cried with the “quien quiere Tajin”
This dude so underrated 😂😂
Dude this was awesome, watched it last night and I have been telling everyone at work
Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Needed that shit!!! A huevo y q chingue su madre!!!
I've seen that on Netflix I love it so much😂 I died to first time watching it deadass
We gotta fight back 😂😂😂👌🏽
Good shit ! Que viva la raza !!!
Omg where are the chivas 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cumbia was the bomb!
HILARIOUS!!! Well executed 👍
I remeber Don Beto the man from the grocery store, here in mexico. he lost his left arm, we used to call him "octopuss".
"He's looking for you" 😂😂
Hahahahahahahaha this guy is funny as hell 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Ay Jesus!!! Love you, bro!
A little late but man did this make me laugh😂
Ending was great
Lmao.... "Last time I check , I got a birth certificate and a SS". Jajajjaja
they cant deport all
People that are missing an eye, I remember people called them "Tuertos" omg lol
I have a friend that we call Simba, and all the girls always said aww because of Lion King movie? And we always laugh and say nahh we call him Simba because his uncle killed his dad 😂 (he always laughs too)
ohh that’s good
I really think this the funniest on I been stuck for days
Second time watching, and this is still fucking funny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The nicknames are so true. They called me ronca because I have a raspy voice.
Yep. We have gordo flaco chulo panson wero chaparro el arastrou etc...
That's definitely pretty funny!!
This is one of the funniest comedy bits I have seen in a minute.... Hilarious!!! Sent it to several family/friends XD
You are HYSTERICAL ❤️
That last part was mad funny
efin CUMBIA 💀 😂 🤣😭🕺🏼
Started listening to AMERICAN WANNABES podcast never seen the guys before but JESSssuuuusssss senor magnum filler always cracks me up found his podcast now finally came to RUclips to see his stand up and he did not disappoint to bad he already came to San Antonio
My boyfriend and i got to meet you the other night at the Brea improv for his birthday and gotta say you have kick ass personality and hella chill by far you are our favorite to watch haha👍
Hilarious dude! I was cracking up so true.
i'm latino from italy this guy is good
Do Italians put witty or funny nicknames on friends and relatives like Mexicans do?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 third time watching.
I thought it sucked in the beginning, I’m glad I held on a little longer cause I was firing laughing .
😂🔥 hilarious 😂 🔥
🔥🔥🔥love from the 520
Good show and chingo bling better then I thought but he need to change his delivery because he look and have the same expressions as Felipe esparza and it's like Felipe esparza had a baby or something other then that I liked it
First time hearing you 😂good shit bro brown pride 🇲🇽 hope you have a successful career
This is a little more relative to the Central Valley
"Chinge su madre, Me pela la verga, but we gotta fight back!"
That man said a little kid ran up and poked cumbia in the ass with a stick.lmmfao!!!!
I came here to get a laugh like I did when I first saw this on Netflix. Truth is this is a one time thing
Omg I think we have the same dad 🤣🤣🤣
On point!!!
Yes, we all have nicknames. My sister es la que no aguanta la carrilla.
And then they play cumbia as soon as hes done lol
Name calling. So true. I was Ben.
And another thing, we always welcome friends or strangers to dinner. We never let a person not eat cause its not right.
Real shit my nana mijo why you smiling lol 😂
F*** the The fence we will dig underground!’n
Omg!!!!! This guy is the best!!
I'm just frustrated! !!LMAO...
We, what's this WE ,SHIT!!😂
OUR friend at wheelchair was called Patas Dioquis "worthless legs"....
All facts 🤣🤣🤣
Omg I love it . He’s so Hilarious!! So descriptive. Funny asf !! Had me rolling !! I can Watch this over and over !!
Fucken hilarious
He put on for the Latinos, great set.
Love this show. I liked Jesus he was the funniest.. Lmaooffff.. Chinga su madre. Lol.. MONEY LAND TEXAS GOOD VIBES ONLY DRAMA FREE..
My grandfather's name is General Gavino Lira Sepulveda and my name is Sandy Sepulveda
OMG im crying 😂😂😂😂😂
Dude you are fucking hilarious,,,good luck
My foreman is just Like this dudes Dad; I swear. To the T 😂😂
My nickname is Bobby's world because my big head
I'm the 100th LIKE. ...... show was actually funny
Dude is fucking hilarious
Dejale caer el pinche beef hammer...SASSSS!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂
Damn I'm crying 😂
So hilarious omg
my family calls me panson and im not even fat
Jesus are your parents from a town close to zacoalco de torres jalisco? Just wondering 🤔. You are a bad ass funny dude...
In my family we have chueco,oso,Ganzo,pelón, pepino,chepe, and calzones and feria
😂 Cumbia
Chingon ! Ta de aquellas ! Pinche tío !!
520!!!!! Hell yeaaahhh!!!!