"Mexicans Are Racist Too" | Felipe Esparza : TRANSLATE THIS

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2020
  • From Felipe's 2017 standup special 'Translate This'
    Track “La Bamba Rebelde” by Las Cafeteras from the album “It’s Time”
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    About Felipe
    Felipe Esparza is a stand-up comedian and actor, known for his 2012 stand-up special “They’re Not Gonna Laugh at You” currently playing on Netflix, his recurring appearances on “Superstore”, “The Eric Andre Show”, his recurring role on Netflix's “Gentefied”, “Last Comic Standing” (winner - 2010), his podcast “What’s Up Fool?” on the All Things Comedy Network and his newest stand-up special, “Translate This”, which premiered on HBO in 2017.
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  • @AaronPaulIbarrola
    @AaronPaulIbarrola 3 года назад +4586

    "White never fought each other over who's whiter."
    *sad ginger noises*

    • @marcobustamante8408
      @marcobustamante8408 3 года назад +123

      *Sad Blitzkrieg noises

    • @mr-mfker2u29
      @mr-mfker2u29 3 года назад +165

      Have you ever heard of the natzis

    • @marcobustamante8408
      @marcobustamante8408 3 года назад +53

      @@mr-mfker2u29 IKR
      WW1: Dick measuring contest on who gets throbbed the hardest at other European Monarchies.
      WW2: Same but now its who has the Whitest dick and who can throb non whites the hardest.

    • @masterclassbeatassclapyour7698
      @masterclassbeatassclapyour7698 3 года назад +5

      Manus Shang what?

    • @earrth911
      @earrth911 3 года назад +55

      Wrong, Never heard of the white wars 1 and white wars 2?

  • @johnporkthe3rd51
    @johnporkthe3rd51 4 года назад +5575

    Being a dark skinned guy growing up with a mexican family and friends....man they showed no mercy lol

    • @fraire711
      @fraire711 4 года назад +210

      Sergio Sanchez the used to call me negro in high school

    • @uno3863
      @uno3863 4 года назад +120

      Yup, that's how it is in Puerto Rico dude, u ain't a light skinned p. Rican, u down on the totem pole, and the same, you're called, el negro, smdh.

    • @sfab5039
      @sfab5039 4 года назад +17

      Smh

    • @uno3863
      @uno3863 4 года назад +52

      @@sfab5039 fucked up isn't it?

    • @Bailemos888
      @Bailemos888 4 года назад +107

      @@fraire711 term of endearment. Mi negro.

  • @gamacichi
    @gamacichi 2 года назад +403

    "That's how you find the working class"
    This man is a LEGEND!!

    • @philipjohnson44
      @philipjohnson44 Год назад +4

      What’s the name of the song?

    • @thatcrazymick
      @thatcrazymick 9 месяцев назад +2

      True to an extent. I'm from Boston and I can tell you that all my blue collar brothers and sisters from Southie and Dorchester know the 60-80 hour work weeks, hurt backs, and sore hands.

    • @21gaming500
      @21gaming500 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@philipjohnson44it’s Volver by Vicente Fernandez

    • @ThatKidBryan
      @ThatKidBryan 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@thatcrazymickI hate seeing everyone saying "Mexicans work the hardest". Bullshit. Everyone who works hard works the hardest. I've seen so many lazy ass Mexicans on job sites getting drunk at 8 in the morning and passed out before lunch. There are hard working people of every ethnicity and lazy ones.

  • @JohnDoe-cd6ro
    @JohnDoe-cd6ro Год назад +174

    Bro as a Puerto Rican I felt that toilet paper joke way too much. Nothin' makes me madder than relatives visiting from PR and filling up the waste basket with poo paper. Like bruh!!!! We have indoor plumbing!!!! We are not savages. We're civilized over here. Lmao

    • @myriamnieves7109
      @myriamnieves7109 9 месяцев назад +2

      In PR are indoor plumbing too...

    • @JohnDoe-cd6ro
      @JohnDoe-cd6ro 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@myriamnieves7109 But it ain't that good if everywhere you go, you can't flush toilet paper. It's disgusting. I can flush all types of stuff if I wanted to here in Jersey. That suction is powerful.

    • @myriamnieves7109
      @myriamnieves7109 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@JohnDoe-cd6ro in PR too...I dont know where your familia is from...but I think their problem is not the plumbing, are.their manners.

    • @mahninjahh6746
      @mahninjahh6746 9 месяцев назад

      All pipes have a limit. Doesn't matter good the plumbing is. You can still eventually fuck that shit up with with all that toilet paper. And some poor joe schmoe will have to visit your crib and do all that extra plumbing work just to unclog all that shit tissue from your toilet. Dickhead

    • @Sabre912
      @Sabre912 7 месяцев назад

      my family is from Manati and the plumbing is fine

  • @bojackhorseman3224
    @bojackhorseman3224 4 года назад +16972

    Actually low-key deep, there is alot of colorism in Latin America.

    • @acruze7763
      @acruze7763 4 года назад +411

      Also another form of brainwashing

    • @pitviper23
      @pitviper23 4 года назад +455

      Not that Low key, I know it surprises everyone when we Mexicans have insights but it's intentional pendejo. Like Code Switching, we know it takes a higher level of intelligence to do it.

    • @YoungoneYoung-lm4xe
      @YoungoneYoung-lm4xe 4 года назад +89

      America period.

    • @pitviper23
      @pitviper23 4 года назад +31

      Youngone1534 Young Very insightful. A testament to your claim to everything, certainly no one would ever take that from you.

    • @ChrististKing
      @ChrististKing 4 года назад +39

      yes there is, big time.

  • @PapiSalad
    @PapiSalad 4 года назад +4492

    You know you're dark when your abuelita is dealing the loteria cards and says your name while pulling "El Negrito"

    • @patgonzalez6886
      @patgonzalez6886 4 года назад +44

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @milaaquariosoulinc4994
      @milaaquariosoulinc4994 4 года назад +9

      Omg!

    • @ashog1426
      @ashog1426 4 года назад +11

      Pinchi

    • @jassbunny4653
      @jassbunny4653 4 года назад +73

      Boi my dad calls me príeta just because my brother's two shades paler than me, but say says it in a loving way.

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 4 года назад +10

      Welp i guess youtube deleted my comment cuz i cant see it anymore. Didnt even mention anything remotely offensive. Watch out guys and gals. Youre all next lol

  • @miraclesflores2716
    @miraclesflores2716 2 года назад +86

    This is so true among us Mexicans I had this Mexican lady tell me I’m pretty but I’m just dark
    I’ve was bullied in 1st grade for being so dark it was one of my biggest insecurities growing up, brown is beautiful just like gueritas with colored eyes

    • @mr.lostmychill8249
      @mr.lostmychill8249 Год назад +4

      Your'e beautiful. Your skin glows. Don't listen to them. Even if you were darker it wouldnt matter. You were blessed by God with beauty.

    • @Ziggy831Salinas
      @Ziggy831Salinas Год назад

      Too bad I'd imagine if we went to the same school growing up I say you look sexy cuz I luv sum brown and dark skin women

    • @Adrian-op5ni
      @Adrian-op5ni Год назад

      Honestly, a lot of it comes down to your face and body. Skin color is important, but it’s not everything. I’m attracted to latinas and white women. I honestly think skin color, face and body are what makes women attractive. If you have at least two of the mentioned features you’re good. Sorry to be so artificial but I’m just being 100% honest about how guys view women.

    • @JOHNDOE-vg9ge
      @JOHNDOE-vg9ge 11 месяцев назад +5

      You not even dark lol

    • @noelramirez1551
      @noelramirez1551 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@JOHNDOE-vg9ge lol i had this Dominican gf ....she obviously has African DNA and one day I was like i wonder what are kids would look like if we had some since im Puerto Rican but light skinned anf you're afro latina.....you should've seen the face she made she was like im not African im Dominican 😂

  • @littlewolf9049
    @littlewolf9049 7 месяцев назад +16

    Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs and not groups of three?
    Because the sign says "NO TRES PASSING"

  • @justwatchthem7090
    @justwatchthem7090 4 года назад +3253

    My Mexican dad is the most racist person Ive ever met

    • @ikeplumo3377
      @ikeplumo3377 4 года назад +35

      🤣🤣

    • @redlobster4841
      @redlobster4841 4 года назад +11

      Lol

    • @chieflouie2821
      @chieflouie2821 4 года назад +203

      There is prejudice against darker people no matter where you go, even among blacks.

    • @ikeplumo3377
      @ikeplumo3377 4 года назад +7

      Chief Louie you know how it got like that right?

    • @RAMIR3Z0
      @RAMIR3Z0 4 года назад

      @Rusell Shaw rute

  • @alphachingon6920
    @alphachingon6920 4 года назад +4067

    I married a Dominicana, she’s not racist at all until you mention Haitians.

    • @imlazy77
      @imlazy77 4 года назад +158

      Alpha Chingón well, DR and Haiti are in the middle of a feud right

    • @hyg44gu54
      @hyg44gu54 4 года назад +223

      Dig deeper. It’s not really about race, but narcissism..which needs something to be better than.

    • @amegalodonwithinternetacce5863
      @amegalodonwithinternetacce5863 4 года назад +56

      Poor haiti

    • @CookieOkie
      @CookieOkie 4 года назад +53

      We're not racist towards Haiti 🙄 people are so ignorant... Haiti has a history of killing Dominicans plus for the most part we don't like to live next to someone that bite chicken's heads off because it's their "religion" we don't like voodoo and that's that. Has nothing to do with color but with HUGE cultural difference.

    • @navyforeveryoungjean-phili5940
      @navyforeveryoungjean-phili5940 4 года назад +149

      Alpha Chingón Dominicans are absolutely disgusting when it comes to that. Without the Haitians, there would be no DR. The Haitians just want to live and work and NOT DIE

  • @cristinarodriguez3157
    @cristinarodriguez3157 10 месяцев назад +50

    I'm a full blooded Mexican that was born really white. I'm also pretty tall, so I never felt like I fit in with white people or Mexican people. English is my second language so when white kids heard my accent, I got bullied. When my Spanish was also terrible I got made fun of by Mexicans 😂 there is no winning ever!! I've been stereotyped just like my darker skin gente, nobody gets out unbeaten.😢😂

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT 8 месяцев назад +2

      Compa that sounds strangely European... like strong roots more than mestizo... you got a lot of Iberian blood

    • @DatBoiRB26
      @DatBoiRB26 6 месяцев назад

      My Dude try being half Russian and Mexican with your first language is Russian then coming to the states 😂💀

    • @chicharronconpelos7365
      @chicharronconpelos7365 3 месяца назад

      Would love to see a pic of you cause I can tell between white mexican and white anglos from america

    • @dobees8183
      @dobees8183 Месяц назад +1

      Then you're not full Mexican 😂😂

    • @REALSTREETNIGGAMUZIK
      @REALSTREETNIGGAMUZIK 7 дней назад

      You ain't no full mexican, stop it

  • @bleh2590
    @bleh2590 2 года назад +61

    Working with lots of Mexicans , I remember hearing the most racist thoughts, usually contradictory. Stuff like "Ewww your boyfriend is white? I don't like those". Or the other extreme was " A black guy as your boyfriend? Ewww". And racism is super ok as long you don't get discovered by the discriminated lol

    • @MarCapa-ed5uv
      @MarCapa-ed5uv 5 месяцев назад +3

      Mexicans are not only racist, but super classist too.
      I know, im Mexican
      My own mom the other day said “Patsy’s baby was born yesterday, it’s interesting because the baby is light skinned”.
      Patsy is my Mexican niece, my mom’s grand daughter 😬.

    • @noelramirez1551
      @noelramirez1551 3 месяца назад

      ​@@MarCapa-ed5uvbro thats everywhere with how Eurocentric the world is the whiter the better you are every country in world think they're better than another country/race

    • @cartraz1839
      @cartraz1839 3 месяца назад

      ​@@MarCapa-ed5uv a fellow paisano here; they would rather consider killing you than accepting someone that looks different from them. Next thing you know, it's a whole argument cus you're "being disrespectful" when you referred to your mother as the "mexican lady with the tortillas" while speaking with a non Mexican friend.

    • @fullchicken4492
      @fullchicken4492 2 месяца назад +1

      @@MarCapa-ed5uv your mom sounds poor and uneducated so maybe there is a good reason for racism

  • @NaturalHypertrophy
    @NaturalHypertrophy 4 года назад +3020

    It kills me. Every time some place in Asia is shown on TV during a catastrophe or something abuelas will go "los pobre chinos"; no matter if it's in Japan, Vietnam, Korea.

    • @mr.anderson2241
      @mr.anderson2241 4 года назад +201

      Natural Hypertrophy man that’s my parents too lmao, don’t matter how far the country is from China all Asians are just Chinese/chinos

    • @Starfruitgal
      @Starfruitgal 4 года назад +94

      Yeah they always say ‘chinos’

    • @AlejandroFlores-qj4rj
      @AlejandroFlores-qj4rj 4 года назад +35

      pobres chinos

    • @xandersmith6619
      @xandersmith6619 4 года назад +197

      Sounds a lot like when no matter where you are from in Latin America you automatically become Mexican to everyone else.

    • @ssxv3wst
      @ssxv3wst 4 года назад +24

      Why does it kill u all latinoz use that term get over it.. Just like they refer to all Latinoz as mexican who cares

  • @Bellaparker2937
    @Bellaparker2937 4 года назад +477

    As a Black and Mexican kid it cuts deep when your own people look at you dirty or say some shit to you. You never get used to being unwelcomed in your own culture.

    • @Severmore
      @Severmore Год назад +21

      Just say Puerto Rican

    • @eduardocruz9419
      @eduardocruz9419 10 месяцев назад +11

      Just roll with it, Mexican is state of mind not a country or ethnicity. Talk to any people as you would to your closest friend you will see a big difference in how people perceive you. But it stars with your self

    • @thatcrazymick
      @thatcrazymick 9 месяцев назад +12

      My gf is half black, half Puerto Rican and she says she lucked out by being welcomed in both, that it's not always like that. This just means you are too badass for either culture bro.

    • @thetavibes9021
      @thetavibes9021 9 месяцев назад +8

      Culture... is not your friend.

    • @rodericwalter2862
      @rodericwalter2862 9 месяцев назад +4

      I hope it gets better, but in the meantime do not fall prey to fear and ignorance. Enjoy the life you have and share your gifts with those deserving of your time. Buena suerte.

  • @Aarohnn
    @Aarohnn 3 месяца назад +5

    “Aqui estoy pinche pocho tu dime tu dime cabron” LMFAOOO this part never fails to make me laugh 😂

  • @auditrevor
    @auditrevor 2 года назад +95

    As a white guy who’s best friends are all Mexicans this shit had me in tears dude. This was a great bit man.

    • @rosarioandradeandradearago5278
      @rosarioandradeandradearago5278 Год назад +8

      En mexico tambien hay muchs gente blanca no te sientas especial

    • @P71ScrewHead
      @P71ScrewHead Год назад +4

      Welcome to the family, gringo.. Viva La Raza!!

    • @Adrian-op5ni
      @Adrian-op5ni Год назад +3

      Here ye here ye we welcome you as an honorary Mexican. 🎉

    • @auditrevor
      @auditrevor Год назад +2

      Thanks vato. I gladly accept.

    • @MarCapa-ed5uv
      @MarCapa-ed5uv 5 месяцев назад

      @rosarioandradeandradearago5278
      ¿De qué carajos hablas?
      What the hell are you talking about?
      El no dijo que se siente especial, dijo que es blanco americano con muchos amigos mexicanos.
      ¿Que es lo malo de eso? Pdejo

  • @DeanMalenko120
    @DeanMalenko120 4 года назад +2515

    “Who invited chocomil?!” Lol 😂

    • @n.a2235
      @n.a2235 4 года назад +11

      TeeKoooo it’s joke chill

    • @greenllama2856
      @greenllama2856 3 года назад +39

      @TeeKoooo there are white Mexicans as well you know, i happened to be one.

    • @adrianboight4222
      @adrianboight4222 3 года назад +5

      @TeeKoooo Lol...that's true tho, bro

    • @chunkybois6932
      @chunkybois6932 3 года назад +1

      @TeeKoooo lmao

    • @cesarcamara4727
      @cesarcamara4727 3 года назад +10

      that shit killed me dawg

  • @jungleninja-tropic5690
    @jungleninja-tropic5690 4 года назад +4056

    all groups are racist. people are even racist with their own people in every nation in the world

    • @kairiandpapou
      @kairiandpapou 4 года назад +17

      JUNGLE NINJA - TROPIC lookin at Africa and many others.

    • @ak14serko44
      @ak14serko44 4 года назад +30

      Tribalism and colorism in Africa especially

    • @mariahgrimes207
      @mariahgrimes207 4 года назад +15

      Everyone has a fear of the unknown. Ppl with different religions and cultural standards find differences instead of similarities to think themselves better than other societies. It’s a cultural difference, not necessarily skin tone.

    • @CHEESIEE3
      @CHEESIEE3 4 года назад +22

      This is so true Its not only whites it's blacks,Mexicans and other type of groups I've seen racism come out of blacks and Mexicans

    • @she_sings_delightful_things
      @she_sings_delightful_things 4 года назад +25

      Colorism. Happens in all ethnicities.

  • @traeucity6087
    @traeucity6087 Год назад +20

    The toilet paper in the trash can had me dying! I used to see it all the time when I worked at Home Depot.

  • @evanjimene8057
    @evanjimene8057 Месяц назад +1

    Man unloaded all the mexican racist jokes in 5 minutes

  • @ayanasweets
    @ayanasweets 4 года назад +2728

    Growing up I was only bullied about my skin color by other black people and some of them were my skin tone. Sadly too many people grow up thinking that being too dark is ugly and it's a shame.

    • @padurarulcriticsicinic4846
      @padurarulcriticsicinic4846 4 года назад +25

      I find that stupid, sorry for the use of the term. I'm a white man, i treat people the same way they treat me. They pass me by without giving a fuck, i reply in kind. They try to rob me, i will slam their face on the pavement or i will try to do so, not that good a fighter. Anyway, sorry for the long reply, best of luck and health to you.

    • @MinneApLaray
      @MinneApLaray 4 года назад +58

      Colorism sad but a lot of people think if your light your pretty. If you dark skin you ugly.

    • @ifuckedamonkey3932
      @ifuckedamonkey3932 4 года назад +28

      Sometimes it’s just a preference and not personal. It’s like my favorite color is sky blue. Some ppl are just more attracted to a certain skin tone. Doesn’t make them racist

    • @faxoxo2306
      @faxoxo2306 4 года назад +1

      Alunita Inghinala 😂😂😂😂

    • @Gen3ralGrimReaper
      @Gen3ralGrimReaper 4 года назад +22

      ayanasweets
      This is about racist Mexicans not colorists blacks. Take that to a different channel but not this one

  • @gabriellathewise
    @gabriellathewise 3 года назад +1566

    "That's the darkest Aztec warrior I've seen in my life" * spits poisonous darts * "oh shit he got me!"
    I'm dead XD

  • @neilgonzalez8535
    @neilgonzalez8535 Год назад

    I’m cracking up as I just woke up and came across this video. Hilarious. 😂

  • @Hijadelviento9
    @Hijadelviento9 2 года назад +10

    My dad told me that If I was ever with a black man that I’d be disowned.
    🤷🏾‍♀️ it’s been a peaceful life without him ☺️

  • @qcontinuum514
    @qcontinuum514 4 года назад +2596

    "White people never fight each other over who is whiter."
    You have not met Karen.

    • @flipstat
      @flipstat 4 года назад +21

      I DO!! send some pasty ass bitch my way.

    • @Karenross22
      @Karenross22 4 года назад +27

      Sorry, I’m too dark to fight about how white I am ☹️😂😂

    • @qcontinuum514
      @qcontinuum514 4 года назад +14

      @@Karenross22
      😂...👑

    • @imnotadunmeryouare9010
      @imnotadunmeryouare9010 4 года назад +30

      Not true they do I’ve seen some Floridians make stupid comments about Europeans 🙄
      They comment on accents and how much more paler they are than them 🤔

    • @imnotadunmeryouare9010
      @imnotadunmeryouare9010 4 года назад +3

      Good point 😂

  • @crazy8sdrums
    @crazy8sdrums 4 года назад +2144

    This is how we destroy racism. If we can't laugh at ourselves, we are done.

    • @zaggaona
      @zaggaona 4 года назад +51

      that how w destoy new age hyper sensitive racism ...not the REAL shit

    • @canadian814
      @canadian814 3 года назад +4

      True, feel free to laugh at me then - no problem - buenas diaz, I'm tryin' man! lol

    • @blkshp25
      @blkshp25 3 года назад +11

      The Chappelle show was the pinnacle of blurring the line

    • @javiernoriega3122
      @javiernoriega3122 3 года назад +5

      zaggaona perfectly worded, people will pull the racist card for ANYTHING that involves race now. Real racism is having literal hatred for a race 😐

    • @EF-wy3di
      @EF-wy3di 3 года назад +10

      How is calling a Mexican "Django" and blowing darts making fun of yourself? That feels very anti black to me.

  • @lisalisa185
    @lisalisa185 11 месяцев назад +5

    Very funny I love the guy has an awesome sense of humor, laughing stimulates the heart, lungs, and the muscles, good for the soul and his definitely good in making laughter. 😄

  • @joirichardson1479
    @joirichardson1479 2 года назад +11

    🤣This clip was very entertaining! I never viewed or followed Mexican comedy. However, I'm intrigued💛

  • @MommaRaver
    @MommaRaver 4 года назад +723

    “... those fuukers made it far!”
    Lol. Not gonna lie ~ I think the same thing when I hear about Latinos living in those cold northeastern states. 😳

    • @FeudalRoach
      @FeudalRoach 4 года назад +24

      @Desuo well if they're Mexican then yeah but if they're Latin then they could have crossed many more than two borders.

    • @valenciasanchez93
      @valenciasanchez93 4 года назад +15

      Lol right! I was surprised there were Mexicans in Montana

    • @guerito5365
      @guerito5365 4 года назад +3

      They just walk down from Canada tbh 😴

    • @thefountain6634
      @thefountain6634 4 года назад +14

      I'm Guatemalan but indentify as indigenous. *Last time I checked there were indigenous in northern America before the white man showed up* I don't know why now we are seen as only living in warm climate

    • @darthrevan9267
      @darthrevan9267 4 года назад +3

      Valencia Sanchez LoL were all the way up in Washington state my dear.

  • @krislvzep
    @krislvzep 4 года назад +1346

    My dad is Mexican and dark.. when I was little I thought he was black

    • @adammartinez3149
      @adammartinez3149 4 года назад +33

      Kristina R hahaha omg I’m dead your funny

    • @cmcb1601
      @cmcb1601 4 года назад +158

      Their are Black Mexicans that dont be mention due to colorism issues

    • @Anatime714
      @Anatime714 4 года назад +7

      Is that why you're into black guys nowadays?

    • @gustavogarza824
      @gustavogarza824 4 года назад +3

      Que bueno mi Amor, porque por culpa de El nacio un Angel

    • @dreadmez
      @dreadmez 4 года назад +5

      Same. Lol
      I was the milk mans child apparently

  • @DanielLopez-dv4uw
    @DanielLopez-dv4uw 3 месяца назад

    The paper in the trash can was wild lmao

  • @Turbo44mag
    @Turbo44mag 11 месяцев назад +4

    All of my life, I wanted to understand the way stand up comedians hold an audience to that level. This dude Displays super⭐️ism

  • @mr.reality9741
    @mr.reality9741 4 года назад +297

    The whistle while he was singing the kitchen staff song....chef kiss that perfecto!!

  • @gcscr
    @gcscr 4 года назад +1962

    Mexican in USA: I’m proud of being mexican.
    Mexican in Mexico: Hell no, I’m American.
    🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
      @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 4 года назад +39

      Ms Betty White me: I don’t know wtf I am 🤣

    • @devannyblanco3309
      @devannyblanco3309 4 года назад +45

      @@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea that's me too, although I am proud of being mexican but I was raised in america and I know more about this country then I know about mexico but when it comes to food I am more mexican than my sisters

    • @Ocelopilli
      @Ocelopilli 4 года назад +7

      Except that’s not how it is

    • @ortebalm09
      @ortebalm09 4 года назад +110

      I am told I am not Mexican enough because I was born in the states, but not American enough because I have Mexican heritage.
      🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

    • @levelupsubliminals
      @levelupsubliminals 4 года назад +37

      @@ortebalm09 hey try to find your own way, do not wait for people to accept you.
      Accept yourself. Try to learn from both sides and keep the good in both and shame the bad in both, if you want.
      Just find peace with yourself for your own sake.

  • @natividadnolasco6097
    @natividadnolasco6097 2 года назад +5

    Its funny how he laughs at his jokes. Thats how you know hes a good comedian.

  • @melindadell2447
    @melindadell2447 2 года назад +6

    I have to admit this was hilarious!!🤣

  • @JustChadC
    @JustChadC 4 года назад +231

    “Shut up here comes Pale Ale.” HahahAHAHAH!

  • @Candies1Creations
    @Candies1Creations 4 года назад +605

    He isn't lying about colorism

    • @JueputaGuebon
      @JueputaGuebon 4 года назад +20

      Colorism" is a bullshit term used to replace "racism". White people get accused of racism, everybody else gets "colorism".
      Truth be told, somos mas racistas que los gueros

    • @akumaakemi5947
      @akumaakemi5947 4 года назад

      All the good funny jokes have underlying truths

    • @GarudaLegends
      @GarudaLegends 4 года назад

      Shut up white girl. You are white with a tan and will get breeded out by these white ppl. Just shut up and enjoy your bloodline turning white in the next few generations.

    • @abigailg.r3211
      @abigailg.r3211 4 года назад +4

      GarudaLegends who pooped in your cereal today? We have more culture than white people, we have some African American descendants. We live in America where our primary language is English, how do you not expect us to speak it pendejo? We get yelled at if we don’t speak English.

    • @anarchylove92
      @anarchylove92 4 года назад

      Lmao

  • @droldan12345
    @droldan12345 Год назад

    That last joke is the most underrated joke EVER!! 🤣 It is so true!!! 🤣

  • @ShiestyApe
    @ShiestyApe 3 месяца назад

    Toilet paper in the trash can is too accurate 😭

  • @THEFINESTINTROVERTS
    @THEFINESTINTROVERTS 3 года назад +858

    As a afro latina I approve this sooo much. Raised in Brazil 19 years and now living in the US....blacks tell me Im not black and hispanics say I'm too black. Damn.

    • @spiroclimb2523
      @spiroclimb2523 2 года назад +34

      Lol. God made you. You're good.

    • @THEFINESTINTROVERTS
      @THEFINESTINTROVERTS 2 года назад

      @Treavor Martin lmao my mother is Hispanic and I'm pretty sure her blood doesnt just go away because IM TOO DARK. let's not act like it's not black Latinos. That's like people in Japan laughing when I say I'm visiting from America but they say Americans are white. Oh and news flash idiot. Blacks were the first people on earth. Therefore all u mfs technically come from us. Do we not make albinos and mixed people and everything else. Hispanics have colorism issues as well. Ur comment is just as ignorant as me saying if you're Catholic you're more than likely white. Anywho. Please take your fake self education and have a seat.

    • @o0R3stless0o
      @o0R3stless0o 2 года назад +2

      I'm African American and I see you as Black so they are TrippN!🤷👎

    • @THEFINESTINTROVERTS
      @THEFINESTINTROVERTS 2 года назад +31

      @@briana.g.7412 Lol I don't go by your logic nor your standard of identity. Considering you call yourself African american when your descendants of people who did not come from Africa. No offense but blacks in America are the most lost and do not know their own identity. Certainly u can see I'm brown not "black" yet I'm expected to conform to a color? Everyone else usually is called their ethnicity not their color.

    • @briana.g.7412
      @briana.g.7412 2 года назад +2

      @@THEFINESTINTROVERTS ok, well. Forget I said anything.

  • @CharlesMcHaley
    @CharlesMcHaley 4 года назад +1654

    Felipe has to be the laziest Mexican. Uploads once a year 😂. Still funny as shit tho

    • @HustleTunes
      @HustleTunes 4 года назад +85

      He is lazy! He calls in sick to an interview 😂😂😂😂 I'm just kidding... his mom calls for him

    • @arodriguez8762
      @arodriguez8762 4 года назад +17

      He's not a REAL Mexican

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 4 года назад +5

      Charles made me chock on my tequila! LMFAO

    • @arodriguez8762
      @arodriguez8762 4 года назад +5

      @@stormwatcher59 no chingues wey

    • @0412lennon
      @0412lennon 4 года назад

      You say that like it’s a bad thing

  • @DocMario
    @DocMario 2 года назад +4

    😭😂 used to work at a Save A-Lot, I’ve had to break up fights between people from two different parts of Mexico just because they were different Mexicans

  • @FrostyBabble
    @FrostyBabble 9 месяцев назад

    The toilet paper in the trash can got me dead lol

  • @chim7741
    @chim7741 4 года назад +1844

    I guess they forget the Mexicans were darker until Spain took over

    • @daringregory9967
      @daringregory9967 4 года назад +94

      Spain has alot of explaining to do.

    • @karolj.6775
      @karolj.6775 4 года назад +45

      Its a joke......
      Im sure he is reminded everutime he gets around Gringos

    • @chim7741
      @chim7741 4 года назад +4

      @@karolj.6775 I know! I clicked on a comedy skit the shit was funny

    • @realitybites1253
      @realitybites1253 4 года назад +86

      That's not quite true because Spaniards described Montezuma as a fair skinned Indian. So not all natives are dark just take a look at natives in northern states and you'll be surprised at how wrong that assumption is.

    • @chim7741
      @chim7741 4 года назад +15

      @@realitybites1253 don't forget people were forced to move they took more people to Africa than they brought over facts 💯

  • @MJim-vo4qu
    @MJim-vo4qu 4 года назад +517

    So true! When I was in the Marines. Only argument I heard from Mexicans was who was more Mexican than who! Especially the guys with 2 last names. So funny😆😂

    • @mvunit3
      @mvunit3 4 года назад +7

      (Family is from Honduras) my younger Brother would have a field day with those guys. At work, the Mexicans/Chicanos call him "The Teacher", he would look at those guys . . . . and say; "Hey, pendejos! What does it matter how long your names are fool - Your middle and last names are SPANISH!!!" :p

    • @bennyrashasha9920
      @bennyrashasha9920 4 года назад +5

      LMMFAO... Yup, same thing in the Army. I miss being able to be non-PC.

    • @teddyhailey3035
      @teddyhailey3035 4 года назад +3

      I’ve seen and broke up a few fights overseas in the army because of Mexicans against fellow Puerto Ricans troop asked why a generally one side claims they chopped up their language and had some light skinned puerto one day in the mess hall talk about me and a buddy walking past their table and this guy was charcoal or Arkansas black or Dominican blk and never spoke a lick, all I knew he was from NewYork and his name was Robert Night ,had a slight east coast Accent Nothing gave him away as being Hispanic . He Puts his tray on the table we planned to sit at and tells me tells me to hold on I have something to say to these fools at that table we past Iam fudge black but I was floored to hear him give them a true tongue lashing and the 4 of them were shocked, I am only 17 at the time and had to ask Bob when did your ass learn Spanish MF? that’s when he told me he’s both blk, Puerto Rican what the fuck did they say about us? He said no worries I took care of it.. all said was cool that..that’s been over 45 years ago some blacks do it too , that’s what solider story was depicting country blacks cityBs and uppity Boos..all in one pot that was hated by a man that hated himself and he wasn’t close enough to be respected by whites..

    • @xYouthAttackx
      @xYouthAttackx 4 года назад +3

      Lol 2 last names is super Mexican.

  • @Drayonis
    @Drayonis Год назад

    The toilet paper in the trash can took me out😂😂😂

  • @JohnBlazeZero
    @JohnBlazeZero 2 года назад +4

    My first love was a Mexican girl and boy did her parents hate my light-skinned black ass! They wanted her to be with a Latino. She use to sneak me through her window on weekday nights. Man I miss those days 😂 her and I had too much fun. She was a ride or die chick! Like most Latina. She always talked about wanting to have black/Latino babies. Point is-it doesn’t matter what race. My dad is white and mom black. Love will find a way ! Race ain’t shit, too much good food,music, and sexy women in this world to be racist ! You’ll be missin out haha 😂

  • @ronskispeed4522
    @ronskispeed4522 4 года назад +158

    The sweet Caroline joke was hilarious, it set a good funny tone for the rest of the clip haha

    • @tommybrian1188
      @tommybrian1188 4 года назад +4

      I’m very white but I’m a yankee fan and that’s a Red Sox song so no way I’m singing that shit

    • @santiagomoreno5448
      @santiagomoreno5448 4 года назад

      I agree. Great opening joke.

    • @marathonlogistics9943
      @marathonlogistics9943 Год назад

      @@tommybrian1188 the armpit of America 😅

  • @rotojakku
    @rotojakku 3 года назад +78

    "i can't believe you're wearing cleats in my house" caught me super off guard and i laughed a little too loud

    • @calvincrider1263
      @calvincrider1263 Год назад +1

      Reminded me and my lil brothers growing up 😂

  • @mctrimm7097
    @mctrimm7097 Год назад +1

    Toilet paper in the trashcan! 😂 You just brought back memories. ❤

  • @thatcrazymick
    @thatcrazymick 9 месяцев назад

    He was my favorite side character in Superstore, friggin hilarious.

  • @laylaborjas7227
    @laylaborjas7227 4 года назад +250

    “I can’t believe you wearing cleats in my house”

    • @rickhunter17
      @rickhunter17 4 года назад +2

      Layla Borjas I don’t get it man

    • @mwhitelaw8569
      @mwhitelaw8569 4 года назад +3

      Funniest thing
      He fucked up the tile
      Must be some shit tile

    • @jeanalanb8333
      @jeanalanb8333 4 года назад

      @rick hunter
      Judging by your name I can see why you wouldn't get it. LOL.
      So us Mexicans, most of us love soccer & we're profiled for loving it as well. So if you're like me, yourself and family members also play(ed) soccer and wore cleats.. sometimes for unnecessary elongated periods of time after the game. Which was a sort of a lost memory until it came back up to compete for who's more Mexican. Esparza killed it with that one.
      & yea my tile is shitty WOOP

  • @hateonskillz318
    @hateonskillz318 4 года назад +540

    This guy needs to get more recognition he's insanely funny and bilingual so can make everything understandable. Funny guy

    • @emiliaescobar7652
      @emiliaescobar7652 2 года назад

      He is Funny, Unique, The way he pushes back his hair, cracks me up!!!!!!!!!!

    • @UnrealSickness
      @UnrealSickness 2 года назад

      I was raised in Mex, they are one of the MOST RACIST people out there, but half the time is just for laughs XD

    • @twintopper8659
      @twintopper8659 2 года назад

      HE;S NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

    • @twintopper8659
      @twintopper8659 2 года назад

      NO, HE IS NOT FUNNY, MUST BE MEXICAN HUMOR, NO ONE ELSE THINKS HE IS EITHER

    • @TheNakedRamen
      @TheNakedRamen 2 года назад +5

      @@twintopper8659 Maybe not to your stale humor, but to a lot, yes.

  • @charleswick4345
    @charleswick4345 7 месяцев назад +1

    "What the fuck bro! Who invited Choco Milo over there!" I left Earth!

  • @loonzoldick
    @loonzoldick Год назад +3

    mixed Mexican here, I was either not Mexican enough but also not white enough, I was in Mexican limbo for real 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rosarioandradeandradearago5278
      @rosarioandradeandradearago5278 Год назад

      En mexico seras una mexicana mas en sinaloa la mayoria de mujeres son blancas no morenas en mexico no hay una sola raza no caigas en ese estereotipo mexico no es una raza mexicanas blancas hay por montones

  • @DippedinGold1997
    @DippedinGold1997 4 года назад +333

    I tried to tell somebody that Mexicans are like this and they looked at me like I was crazy...

    • @Bryan-bd5kc
      @Bryan-bd5kc 4 года назад +13

      U didn't get the point us Mexicans are racist to other Mexican like Europeans Africans and Asian middle Eastern the skin tone

    • @Bryan-bd5kc
      @Bryan-bd5kc 4 года назад +12

      Most of us fuck around tho

    • @bigbadperro1827
      @bigbadperro1827 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/nXuIDUhkfWQ/видео.html RAZA WATCH DIS !!!

    • @jehovaswitness7214
      @jehovaswitness7214 4 года назад +27

      People are just naive a norteno mexican from sinaloa is more likely to be racist to an indigenous sureno from Oaxaca. Humans are racist by nature regardless of race .

    • @lalorey2630
      @lalorey2630 4 года назад +1

      Cause Mexicans we think is not racist we even have a soccer team Chivas based on race no blacks,asians,whites arabs can play there

  • @BoryemaMugen
    @BoryemaMugen 4 года назад +108

    Colorism is evident in other cultures as well...blacks, Mexicans, Indians, and Japanese

    • @Abstract.Noir414
      @Abstract.Noir414 4 года назад

      Blacl is a race not a culture.. I take it you mean AAs?

    • @stephm3656
      @stephm3656 4 года назад

      It’s just a general term people use. So African Americans and Africans are the same??? Culturally??? Lol no. Same race same term that’s literally all it is. It is to be assume anyone that’s called black is of African decent.

    • @Abstract.Noir414
      @Abstract.Noir414 4 года назад

      @@stephm3656 I never said that. There are similarities among all blacks in the world and differences culture wise. I think its silly using blacks in comparison to countries..

    • @briannam.8235
      @briannam.8235 4 года назад

      yet no one talking about how they said mexicans, indians and japanese instead of their actual races 💀

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 3 года назад

      @@briannam.8235 because NOBODY actually knows what the races are! So everyone is trying to walk on egg shells to NOT offend people but some people are determined to be offended!

  • @vanessasierra4828
    @vanessasierra4828 2 года назад

    Damn I was laughing so hard…the shity toilet paper in the trash can part got me bc their has been a few people that has came over my house, and do that. Like whyyyyyy lmao

  • @jeffreylockhart8292
    @jeffreylockhart8292 2 года назад

    Making me laugh ! Very active and expressive delivery

  • @YONCE8701
    @YONCE8701 4 года назад +787

    "They gave me an All lives matter shirt" 😅😅 Bet you didn't know just how relevant that joke would be right this moment! Kunta what now?😂😂 Savage!🤘🏾

    • @felipeesparza
      @felipeesparza  3 года назад +140

      Kunta "Chente" (instead of Kente - a play on the nickname Chente which is short for Vicente).🙏🏽

    • @chenteatwood6328
      @chenteatwood6328 3 года назад +12

      Thats my name🤦‍♂️

    • @alayshasaldana7215
      @alayshasaldana7215 3 года назад +5

      @@felipeesparza lmaooo

    • @playalarga5493
      @playalarga5493 3 года назад

      Wow mind blown

    • @juanl7805
      @juanl7805 3 года назад +3

      That joke had me in tears...

  • @tattooedsoutherncali805bik3
    @tattooedsoutherncali805bik3 4 года назад +406

    He’s not being racist he’s speaking the truth 😂😂😂

    • @user-ty6do8yz4l
      @user-ty6do8yz4l 4 года назад +6

      Comedians are the only ones allowed to.

    • @MicroUrb
      @MicroUrb 4 года назад +8

      Oh he is definitely speaking the truth, thats why I love Felipe Esparza, he tells it like it is. I especially love it when he says, I dont care if they deport Mexicans my family is already here. Whereas the A-holes in the Democratic Party present Latinos like myself as if we all give a shit and want illegals here, my mother did not come here illegally, my father did not come here illegally, my wife did not come here illegally, why should I give a shit? I don't, deport them, they are breaking the law. I don't cross over into Toronto and expect to be treated like royalty and be given a job and welfare benefits, I expect to be kicked out once its known I have no legal status there. Make sense to me.

    • @mr.washington1397
      @mr.washington1397 4 года назад +3

      @@user-ty6do8yz4l Dam Straight

    • @jajajaja2278
      @jajajaja2278 3 года назад +2

      Natural Mexican be white men brown skin . dam can just be happy for once

  • @BigCizzle120
    @BigCizzle120 7 месяцев назад

    😭Thats comedy! caught me off guard. I’m Hella laughing.

  • @hebozhe
    @hebozhe 9 месяцев назад

    I just light a candle on a cupcake and start, "Estas soooon..." to find all the Mexicans in a restaurant.

  • @myrmidoni87
    @myrmidoni87 4 года назад +491

    Mexicans have a very self deprecating sense of humor, and we like to 'alburear'. We will call people by what we deem to be their most ugly trait. We will have La Gorda, El Flaco, La Visca, El Guero...had a cousin burn his hand once, he never lived it down. Was called Chicharron forever. And then we will try to turn it into a name of 'love', "Mi gordiz", "mi viejita" ....like yall aint low key calling us ugly lmffao
    But in all seriousness, yes, we be racist and dont even know it. Goes to show how ingrained colorism is in our culture, where we think being darker is a bad thing, and dont even realize it is so

    • @mauwow
      @mauwow 4 года назад +11

      eso no es alburear

    • @metalmurcielago
      @metalmurcielago 4 года назад +13

      Yea but nobody starts a hashtag because of it. If anything it makes us have tougher skin. I have cousins they’ve called puerco, pansas, elefante, grasoso and they went on to lose weight because of the teasing. We are a people that haven’t been been tainted by the victimhood mentality.

    • @greenllama2856
      @greenllama2856 3 года назад +15

      Chicharron 🤣
      One time we were burning some lumber and my brother and my cousin had the idea to put more fuel in that thing my cousin burned his forearm, we called him Guachicolero because of incident that occurred in Hidalgo that same week.

    • @madlad1868
      @madlad1868 3 года назад +17

      El chicharron lmfao

    • @metalmurcielago
      @metalmurcielago 3 года назад +1

      Jim Bob that’s a lack of communication and education. If the boy wanted to lose weight he shoulda spoken up and someone should have told him to diet and exercise

  • @ElPatron-sw7gb
    @ElPatron-sw7gb 4 года назад +859

    I had two cousins, one was really dark, he was called "Negro"
    My other cousin, was not not a real handsome man, he was called "Feo".
    I got lucky, they only called me Sapo.
    What a family!
    No wonder we were all screwed up...😅😆😁😄

    • @Vato-Psyko-Loko
      @Vato-Psyko-Loko 4 года назад +16

      You were like Frog from Colors.

    • @StarslightAndDreams
      @StarslightAndDreams 4 года назад +62

      I think thats very common! I have a cousin "la negra" and a cousin "el gordo"

    • @rachelr8500
      @rachelr8500 4 года назад +20

      My cousin and I were Negra or Negra Color de Llanta

    • @ceebbees12345
      @ceebbees12345 4 года назад +18

      Lmao 🖐️ "Cucaracha" here

    • @eatabowloffuck8160
      @eatabowloffuck8160 4 года назад +12

      🤣🤣 dude
      My sister was "la flaca" and i was "la weda"

  • @2the1magnificent
    @2the1magnificent 10 месяцев назад

    the Django to Chango Garcia went over everyone's head hahahaha

  • @akent6393
    @akent6393 3 месяца назад

    “Somebody always has to be the main Mexican.” 😉🤣

  • @danielsantana9448
    @danielsantana9448 4 года назад +746

    The toilet joke is great cuz its true.

    • @PRHousequake
      @PRHousequake 4 года назад +16

      For real? lol!!!!!!!!!

    • @Trumpmurica
      @Trumpmurica 4 года назад +8

      Im living in London and i got in trouble with my dorm for doing that 😂

    • @victorgarcia9791
      @victorgarcia9791 4 года назад +1

      Ptm haha

    • @cquinn185
      @cquinn185 4 года назад +89

      The reason why they throw the toilet paper in the trash is because in a lot of poor neighborhoods/towns in Mexico the plumbing is really bad and they don’t want to clog the plumbing. Sometimes it was taught to someone as a child and they just continue to teach it to their kids even though the plumbing has been modernized. In border cities in the U.S. they even have signs in the bathrooms telling people not to throw used toilet paper in the trash.

    • @mrquelowhat274
      @mrquelowhat274 4 года назад +24

      Bolo Hadit it’s due to the lack of proper drainage system. Sometimes Even in upscale houses you have to do that because it’s the drainage system of the city or town and not the house itself.

  • @SR-mz8nn
    @SR-mz8nn 4 года назад +451

    I’m a white woman who dated a Mexican man. I met his grandmother at one point and she said to his mother (in Spanish), “It’s so nice that he got a white woman. That should really help him in the world.” I understood enough Spanish to know what she roughly said. Later on I talked to him about it and he explained to me that dating someone paler than you is considered a benefit in Mexican society. I had no idea that was why his grandmother said that. Colorism is very real

    • @zakiyaslater7042
      @zakiyaslater7042 4 года назад +31

      Im half mexican so grew up across country from my grandparents on both sides. I dated a mexican man first gen. His abuela disrespected me in spanish across the table around thanksgiving and I replied back in Spanish. She was soo shook! She said I didnt know the language and inferred that white women are cheaters.

    • @-.a9942
      @-.a9942 4 года назад +3

      Well that’s because people are very ignorant and think that someone white would have better education and money but that’s not true so there is not really benefit by dating a white person they can be ignorant an uneducated and poor as any Mexican

    • @stone1488
      @stone1488 Год назад +8

      As a first gen Mexican American, they see it as a way sometime to not get targeted because they have connections with someone white

    • @telegraphtelegraphovich4670
      @telegraphtelegraphovich4670 Год назад +24

      Actually she meant your privelage will save him. You think Mexico DOESN'T have blond hair and blue eyed ? You ever heard of Spaniards Güera?!😂😂😂😂

    • @starfruitiger
      @starfruitiger Год назад +3

      @@telegraphtelegraphovich4670 yes that is what she meant, which is why it is called "white privilege"

  • @ilovemycat333
    @ilovemycat333 2 года назад

    This guys a fkn riot!!! 👍👍👍👍 I'm still laughing after!! 🤣😂

  • @jayzell99
    @jayzell99 2 года назад +5

    As a black man, Kunta Chinte is HILARIOUS TO ME 😂😂😂😂

  • @Imoxone
    @Imoxone 3 года назад +1278

    Let’s not forget everyone’s Mexican grandma’s comment when you bring a white girl home: “ya vas a mejorar la raza”
    We’re racists at ourselves

    • @therealneotruth
      @therealneotruth 3 года назад +51

      Damn that hit me

    • @jblade347
      @jblade347 3 года назад +37

      Omg my mom said that to me when my son was born ( blond hair blue eyes) I was like wth lol

    • @therealneotruth
      @therealneotruth 3 года назад +1

      J Blade haha dang

    • @davesmilingcoyote
      @davesmilingcoyote 3 года назад +43

      White and brown is normal in Texas.. Then again, Texas was founded by white and brown... and some red.. lol

    • @astarcalledsun7646
      @astarcalledsun7646 3 года назад +41

      Mexicans hate mexicans. My dad was born and raised in arandas and he fuckin despises anyone from Michoacán

  • @nyleah411
    @nyleah411 4 года назад +665

    My Mom was Mexican and married my Dad a Filipino, I caught crap all my childhood because I wasn't Mexican enough. And to make matters worse my Mom never spoke Spanish with me and never taught me. I picked it up myself. They used to say why even try you're not Mexican anyway. My Aunts husband called me China. 🙈😂 The Philippines were colonized by the Spaniards for generations. My maiden last name is Fernandez. Go figure! 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @mellymonstar6309
      @mellymonstar6309 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @thewolfcry8603
      @thewolfcry8603 4 года назад +46

      That's what happens when ever you are mixed in any race, if you are mixed woth white in black then you are never black enough you are never white enough, if you are mixed you are usually doomed to be in this situation with any race that you are mixed with.
      Im telling you because ive also expirenced it.

    • @zagibohls7631
      @zagibohls7631 4 года назад +3

      @@thewolfcry8603 how does it make you feel seeing race mixing propaganda wherever you look these days?

    • @michaeldelaney3587
      @michaeldelaney3587 4 года назад +14

      You need to learn some spanish slang and slap it on them

    • @thewolfcry8603
      @thewolfcry8603 4 года назад +10

      @@zagibohls7631 i would like if you could go in more detail about what exactly you mear or what you are talking about when it comes to your question so im able to answer properly thank you.

  • @QaliPoppy1661
    @QaliPoppy1661 Месяц назад +3

    Racism, colorism and classism exist in every race, some more than others. But as a whole Hispanics/Latinos are decent, hardworking, family oriented, Christian people.

  • @javperalta6964
    @javperalta6964 5 месяцев назад

    Oil refinery 😂 cracked me up

  • @AngelAguilar-wr4qn
    @AngelAguilar-wr4qn 4 года назад +370

    The Who’s more Mexican joke is so true and I always lose since I’m the most Americanized in my family LMAOO

    • @dj2dope820
      @dj2dope820 4 года назад +22

      I think every Chicano is Americanized bcuz we are in FACT American

    • @DReed1945
      @DReed1945 4 года назад +5

      That’s no joke. I watched an argument between my friend and another Mexican about migas and whether or not it’s true Mexican or a made up dish. It became a game of who’s more Mexican. “My abuela Cooke’s this my whole life”. And then, “My abuela never did because she said it’s not true to culture”.

    • @MommaRaver
      @MommaRaver 4 года назад +2

      I’ve been called ‘la pocha’ my whole life 😬

    • @claudiayanirarojas1808
      @claudiayanirarojas1808 4 года назад +3

      Hilarious & your name here is Pan-Dulce 😂

    • @lokofreestyle5430
      @lokofreestyle5430 4 года назад

      U look like you're from Czechoslovakia

  • @Mannybass
    @Mannybass 4 года назад +751

    A few years back Univision had a Mexican version of the bachelorette. One potential candidates was a dark skinned Dominican guy. The Mexican family was like, "we don't like him because he is dark skinned." They said this on national television nonchalantly. I guess none of the producers thought I was a good idea to edit that part out. Then there was the case of a gossip style show who said that Michelle Obama looked like a character in planet of the apes. The other tv host try to play it off as a joke but the other guy doubled down. The guy was fired the next day

    • @leongarcia9650
      @leongarcia9650 4 года назад +1

      Mannybass not true. Quit lying

    • @Mannybass
      @Mannybass 4 года назад +19

      @@leongarcia9650 where is the lie? What do I gain by lying to a bunch of strangers in RUclips? There is video evidence of the this in RUclips. money.cnn.com/2015/03/12/media/univision-fires-rodner-figueroa-michelle-obama/ google is your friend

    • @ja7880
      @ja7880 2 года назад +28

      Based Univision!

    • @famaguirre-arevalo4620
      @famaguirre-arevalo4620 2 года назад +45

      Es porque en LatinoAmerica no nos importan ese tipo de chistes! We bully EVERYONE, we strong!

    • @Mannybass
      @Mannybass 2 года назад +15

      @@famaguirre-arevalo4620 oh man I had to adjust to the way things are in the US. I used to get in trouble in school all the time because of my jokes 😩

  • @renanmelo790
    @renanmelo790 Месяц назад +1

    It was nice to meet you in Amsterdam! We wait for you the next time at the boats. ☺️ Hena ✌️

  • @user-we3eg9vs8z
    @user-we3eg9vs8z 19 дней назад

    LoL daaaamn this was gold😂

  • @rebelwithoutacause5727
    @rebelwithoutacause5727 4 года назад +1210

    Many mexicans con el nopal en la frente, I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH . Specially Texan mexicans lol 😂😂😂

    • @mxstreetsoldier1199
      @mxstreetsoldier1199 4 года назад +76

      You mean "pochos"?..i can't stand them mother fuckers either....

    • @TheRbruin10
      @TheRbruin10 4 года назад +85

      A lot of second generation kids dont want to speak Spanish and are Brown as shit lol I can say that cause Im latino and I am a fluent Spanish speaker unlike these pochos who talk like valley girls

    • @Je551kuhhh
      @Je551kuhhh 4 года назад +72

      My Mom purposely didn’t teach me how to speak Spanish because she and my Dad wanted to be able to converse freely 😂
      Don’t worry, I’m learning now!!

    • @Builttuff
      @Builttuff 4 года назад +3

      For reals

    • @julietter1082
      @julietter1082 4 года назад +13

      @Mark Pozsar I get where youre coming from, but I dont see it as disrespectful to anyone but themselves. Its just extremely ignorant instead.

  • @caleb484
    @caleb484 4 года назад +62

    "Who invited Choco Milo over there"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @D559Archuleta559
    @D559Archuleta559 2 года назад

    He said he used the trash can hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

  • @emil8366
    @emil8366 2 года назад +1

    Hell yea they are!!! Didn’t even watch this and knew exactly where he was goin with this one

  • @samcanthon70
    @samcanthon70 4 года назад +59

    My uncle low key brags about being the darkest in the family 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @brandysoto3601
    @brandysoto3601 4 года назад +208

    He's exposing our secrets 🇲🇽lmfao

    • @riquitoferreira9207
      @riquitoferreira9207 4 года назад +6

      Brandy Soto you know it’s not really that funny.

    • @rafaelmorenov6838
      @rafaelmorenov6838 4 года назад +1

      De todos en sur América somos peores

    • @riquitoferreira9207
      @riquitoferreira9207 4 года назад

      Rafael Moreno :v eso apesta

    • @Not-Ap
      @Not-Ap 4 года назад

      @@riquitoferreira9207 And it's not really a secret. Anyone who has had experience dealing Latin cultures knows there deeply racist in one way or another. Which fine because the groups judging this are usually themselves just as racist lol.

    • @riquitoferreira9207
      @riquitoferreira9207 4 года назад +4

      Cui Bono I try not to be and it’s really easy to do that, I’m a military brat and was raised in a very mixed area on base as a child, white, black, hispanic, Asian etc. I’m not saying people don’t tend to make racist remarks but, some people mean it from the bottom of their hearts. And my family’s Latino, my moms brown Puerto Rican my dad’s a white domican it’s pretty mixed but my family in its entirety does not tolerate blatant racism, maybe it’s just my family I don’t know.

  • @dylanbalderas7775
    @dylanbalderas7775 2 года назад +3

    Literally how I felt when I got to Hawaii due to being in the military and I tried to get some tacos bc I miss home so I went one and God damn I the only Mexican thing in there was me. It was like a subway sorta situation which you build your own taco and it got to the part if I wanted cheese or not, but I heard her say "peso?" And I responded with, no I'm pretty sure I'm paying in US dollars, but she meant to say queso.

  • @drewbranch7700
    @drewbranch7700 2 года назад

    “I am not going to making it eeeeh”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @redpillguru111
    @redpillguru111 4 года назад +530

    Chocomil Im fucken rollen brother.

    • @TreyGoose
      @TreyGoose 4 года назад +12

      Kunta Chente 😂😂😂💀💀💀🏃🏃🏃that shit got me

    • @cj32pull2
      @cj32pull2 4 года назад +5

      Trey I was waiting for the chancletazo instead of whips 😂 💀

    • @knowitallnyc3241
      @knowitallnyc3241 4 года назад

      wolfdad366 ___ 😂😂😂
      ruclips.net/video/2wRgI_ehpp0/видео.html

    • @spacegoat_3d801
      @spacegoat_3d801 4 года назад +3

      Django Garcia

  • @KingStepside
    @KingStepside 3 года назад +131

    I’m Mexican but I can take a joke this guy made me laugh😂

    • @UnrealSickness
      @UnrealSickness 2 года назад

      I was raised in Mex, they are one of the MOST RACIST people out there, but half the time is just for laughs XD

  • @khalifabdullah8472
    @khalifabdullah8472 2 года назад

    Mexicans have been some of the greatest friends during a well needed time

  • @brianjohnson408
    @brianjohnson408 2 года назад

    "Django Garcia" that's priceless!!

  • @jch8376
    @jch8376 4 года назад +171

    2:20 for those who don't know choco mil is refering to a mexican brand of chocolate milk.

    • @spritepunk
      @spritepunk 4 года назад +18

      Aka that good shit

    • @lynwoodloco77
      @lynwoodloco77 4 года назад +14

      Exactly! Our road to diabetes.😣

    • @jehovaswitness7214
      @jehovaswitness7214 4 года назад +16

      Pancho pantera is the best choco mil

    • @victorbolanos201
      @victorbolanos201 4 года назад +4

      No shit!

    • @patrickjenkins9167
      @patrickjenkins9167 4 года назад +4

      J Ch: Thank you. I consider my Spanish to be pretty damn good. But "Choco Mil" was a TOTAL mystery to me❗ 🗿

  • @v-7815
    @v-7815 4 года назад +681

    Absolutely. There's as much racism and colorism in Latin America as the is in the states. We love to take the moral high ground when compared to places like the USA but in reality we're no better honestly.

    • @telaniianoai568
      @telaniianoai568 4 года назад +30

      Im Dominican and samoan but I have a lot of darker features. The Spanish community in general just does not fuck with me😂

    • @hhhdhjo9160
      @hhhdhjo9160 4 года назад +4

      Javier -
      in america we hate blacks

    • @visible2anyoneonyoutube
      @visible2anyoneonyoutube 4 года назад +45

      You can find racism just about ANYWHERE in the world. I found that white people are the most tolerant of others.

    • @jorgecardoso2184
      @jorgecardoso2184 4 года назад

      Not sure if not having slavery makes you better but yeah not ever having it is definitely better than having it in the past and some people still being proud of it.

    • @largepoodle6036
      @largepoodle6036 4 года назад +17

      I know mexicans who refer to black people with the N word, hard R

  • @vin7786
    @vin7786 2 года назад +2

    Funny ass guy! I like when keeps trying close his coat though 🤣

  • @lucky5th2
    @lucky5th2 Год назад +3

    I used to work in a canning factory. Lots of Latinos. I'll never forget this one dude, who I honestly thought he was half black because of how dark he was. He told me one day emphatically how much he hates N with a hard R. Blew my mind

  • @HarlynReynald
    @HarlynReynald 3 года назад +525

    I am Native American Indigenous
    My father is
    HUALAPAI TRIBE & 🇺🇸
    & my mother
    TOHONO OODHAM🇺🇸 &
    First Nations🇺🇸

    • @piccolinosur
      @piccolinosur 3 года назад +39

      Somos familia

    • @labellavida2581
      @labellavida2581 3 года назад +12

      You are basically Mexican too

    • @HarlynReynald
      @HarlynReynald 3 года назад +7

      @@labellavida2581 What do you mean?

    • @labellavida2581
      @labellavida2581 3 года назад +14

      @@HarlynReynald - I mean that the reason youbguys look so similar to Mexicans is because Arizona was once part of Mexico.

    • @HarlynReynald
      @HarlynReynald 3 года назад +85

      @@labellavida2581 Is not that we look like Mexicans. Mexicans look like AMERICANS because their also native Americans. We are the same people, same DNA, same food, just different languages. And a stupid border that divides us. The HOPI tribe from Arizona better known as #PUEBLOANS are the original AZTECS! HOPI NATION is the original Aztec empire known as MEXICAS were the term MEXICAN comes from from the MEXICA Native American tribe.

  • @solid002793
    @solid002793 4 года назад +204

    "Toilet paper in the trash can" . Yeah they do that 😣

    • @genesystv4217
      @genesystv4217 3 года назад +7

      so were do you throw the used toilet paper?

    • @solid002793
      @solid002793 3 года назад +24

      GenesysTV in the toilet😂

    • @fjpz
      @fjpz 3 года назад +27

      @@solid002793 Dude that clogs the pipes

    • @solid002793
      @solid002793 3 года назад +30

      Fernando J. Pachas not if you have a modern day toilet

    • @j_t3995
      @j_t3995 3 года назад +3

      Yeah I do that,the toilet will clog bro

  • @maxcoatlhunter4322
    @maxcoatlhunter4322 2 года назад +1

    What I like about Mexicans..is that they are bad ass and they are funny and happy even without a luxury car, a big house or money!

  • @giafredrick9611
    @giafredrick9611 2 года назад

    805....showing love my lil bro told us "you guys gotta see this" !!!! 💖💖😎😎😎😎🤩🤩🤩🤩