Latinos Are Not All The Same | Gabriel Iglesias

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2020
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  • @realsanmer
    @realsanmer 3 года назад +5885

    “(Speaks spanish)”
    11/10 subtitles.

  • @heavenvalladarez2689
    @heavenvalladarez2689 4 года назад +9913

    Honestly, the Latin American family is very mixed. There are latinos that look totally Asian, others look like europeans and others that are black. You can be confuse in any way.

    • @francescakibbelaar7465
      @francescakibbelaar7465 4 года назад +288

      Factssss

    • @Eviligniter
      @Eviligniter 4 года назад +878

      Because Latinos is a culture, not a race. Italians(the Latin league,Rome was the boss of that one) are the original latinos.

    • @dominicpersaud1155
      @dominicpersaud1155 4 года назад +358

      @@Eviligniter Facts, I just looked it up a Latino can be black, white, Asian whatever

    • @ost2790
      @ost2790 4 года назад +32

      @@Eviligniter facts

    • @KooriAkuma
      @KooriAkuma 4 года назад +254

      @@dominicpersaud1155 it confused the hell out me when they ask this in the census because I have no idea what to put. Like you put Latino and then you're asked to specify and I don't wtf to put. Like, am I white? Then why tf are the white ppl hating if we white too 👀

  • @federicoverdicchio
    @federicoverdicchio 2 года назад +283

    As soon as he said the Cuban cafecito was a tiny shot I instantly thought it's like how we take espressos here in Italy. Just did a little research and found out in fact that it was developed by the first Italian immigrants in Cuba. Then, it became part of the Cuban culture who brought it to Miami. It's incredible how much history we share together.

    • @hernan2907
      @hernan2907 2 года назад +10

      Just to have an idea, Latin America was conquer by Spaniards and among the first to stablish in Latin America, there were quite a few Italians.

    • @victorialee1323
      @victorialee1323 Год назад +10

      My cousin from Michigan came to visit me few years ago, and I offered him an espresso after lunch in a bar. He was so pissed off that the italian espresso is less than a half of an american one, and he was about to just drink it all at once and I told him to sip it slowly, also because it burns the tongue.
      He was really amazed of this way to take one's time to have a good cup of coffee, he was babbling things like "look, for me and my friends the point is the quantity... This is about the quality and the care".
      I loved his epiphany

    • @heidydiazdearcelanda8982
      @heidydiazdearcelanda8982 Год назад +11

      Absolutely right. I am cuban and when I visited Italy I discovered that italians use to drink coffee just like us

    • @jal051
      @jal051 Год назад +4

      @@hernan2907 That's because a big chunk of current Italy was part of the kingdom of Spain during the 16th and 17th centuries.

    • @marlenemurias269
      @marlenemurias269 Год назад +4

      Federico, there are also old Italian enclaves within Spain. Many Italian-Spanish, in the past, were sent to the island. So, we took the espresso from you. Not only that, you gave us your love of music ( opera), and the lasagna and your fine ways to make pastries ( pastelitos). People don’t talk about the many cultural aspects we inherited from the Italians.

  • @neb3757
    @neb3757 Год назад +337

    Fluffy is a great story teller. He really brings you in to his story and drops a punchline unexpectedly. Brilliant.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 6 месяцев назад +1

      My favorite kind of stand-up. Dave Chappelle is great at that too, and Bill Burr comes to mind.

  • @cr1spy.s0cks92
    @cr1spy.s0cks92 4 года назад +5303

    “You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, you’re gonna get stabbed.” 😂

    • @Lrxxx321
      @Lrxxx321 4 года назад +188

      Facts I swear that's all Islanders even the rest of Carribean

    • @aliviastolley109
      @aliviastolley109 4 года назад +181

      Being a Cuban I can confirm it’s true 😂

    • @mariaalexander427
      @mariaalexander427 4 года назад +31

      So true! 🤣

    • @dickrichard5579
      @dickrichard5579 4 года назад +7

      Frosty Fries_xx bro......cocaine

    • @ravsinghrajput2105
      @ravsinghrajput2105 4 года назад +49

      Cubans do my lawn work,,,,
      And I call them Mexicans, they love it😂🤣

  • @kallyp384
    @kallyp384 4 года назад +3693

    “You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban you’re gonna get stabbed”
    and THATS on pissed abuelas

    • @hectorg5456
      @hectorg5456 4 года назад +34

      Yeah fuck those guys that made this whole video funny and enjoyable for everyone else to watch lol

    • @kallyp384
      @kallyp384 4 года назад +7

      Eros Delorenzi aw we love you too xoxo

    • @TheNakedeyes78
      @TheNakedeyes78 4 года назад

      Eros Delorenzi Thank you!!!

    • @Madferit91
      @Madferit91 4 года назад +4

      Wow didn't know Mark Cuban had anger issues.

    • @gigglemeblahblah3266
      @gigglemeblahblah3266 4 года назад

      Okaylee ahhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dcast781227
    @dcast781227 Год назад +255

    I’m not an itto I’m an ande!!!! 😂😂😂 i love how so many of his jokes still make me laugh after all this time

    • @DoubleM-hf6ih
      @DoubleM-hf6ih Год назад +6

      His jokes, the sound effects and the voices he does are the reasons why he’s one of my favorite standup comedians.

  • @ZenFox0
    @ZenFox0 Год назад +686

    When he did the bit about how Cubans and Puerto Ricans come in all colors, it reminded me of my time in the US Army.
    In Basic Training we had a sizable cohort of Mexican (or Mexican-American) recruits. One afternoon during training, on a very hot day, they were lounging about, as they didn’t have anything to do at the moment. One of our Drill Sergeants who happened to be black came over. I guess he thought they looked a little too comfortable, so he asked them “What are you doing?”
    One of the Mexican recruits, in a very disinterested manner, looked up and said “No hablo inglés.”
    The next moment, this black Drill Sergeant lit into them in the most ferocious Spanish I’ve ever heard in my life. I don’t know what he said, as I hardly speak Spanish, but all the Mexican recruits suddenly jumped up and got very busy indeed. He scared the hell out of me too. Awhile later, after he seemed to calm down, I asked him, “Drill Sergeant, where’d you learn such fluent Spanish?”
    “I’m from Panama.” And he smiled.

    • @karyn1091
      @karyn1091 Год назад +63

      Uppp! I can imagine those recruits learned a few lessons that day!
      My parents came from Costa Rica in the late ‘60’s. Dad is from Limón where Jamaica and other Caribbean cultures are rich there. One wouldn’t think that he isn’t Latino and even when he speaks.

    • @travismiles5885
      @travismiles5885 Год назад +53

      I had a Panamanian drill sergeant when I was in basic training but he was very light skinned and had acne scars on his face. Dude was a badass. He was a forward observer. His accent was very thick and hard to understand.

    • @tobby6312
      @tobby6312 Год назад +1

      🇵🇦

    • @deezy2923
      @deezy2923 Год назад +5

      Dominicans can be black too

    • @jamilsuriel4406
      @jamilsuriel4406 Год назад +8

      @@deezy2923 that’s like saying Americans can be black too. Of course there can be blacks in Latin America. Just as there can be whites, indigenous, Asian, African, biracials in Latin America

  • @lizz741
    @lizz741 4 года назад +4673

    He drank a whole bowl of Cuban coffee!!!???...he'll be awake until January 2021...

    • @xoxxobob61
      @xoxxobob61 4 года назад +112

      Cuban coffee ain't No Joke !

    • @trevormoses5061
      @trevormoses5061 4 года назад +27

      @@xoxxobob61 Cuban coffee sounds nice.

    • @MitchellTheMitch
      @MitchellTheMitch 4 года назад +8

      That sounds a bit specific

    • @hunnysenpai7249
      @hunnysenpai7249 4 года назад +17

      Nah man, he'll just get the shits

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 4 года назад +121

      I am mexican american and used to drink cuban coffee during college. Thanks to that coffee I finished school. Today I am a civil engineer.

  • @salleymalia6762
    @salleymalia6762 3 года назад +10161

    Gabriel: “How many Latinos are in the crowd?”
    Crowd: “Yes”

    • @camilanunez8108
      @camilanunez8108 3 года назад +42

      @Rogan Bella chill bro

    • @wastedpotential9945
      @wastedpotential9945 3 года назад +25

      @Rogan Bella what a fuckin nerd

    • @davyhekate8880
      @davyhekate8880 3 года назад +13

      @Rogan Bella im not gonna read that

    • @carnage2967
      @carnage2967 3 года назад +6

      Copied comment

    • @DFOS1001
      @DFOS1001 3 года назад +34

      @Rogan Bella Latino is someone who was born in a country where they speaks latin (no one) or any derivate of the language as a main. So, pretty much any spanish, portuguese, italian and the like, are latinos. You need to cool your engines.

  • @ajdutari
    @ajdutari 2 года назад +193

    I loved it. No profanity to elicit laughter. Good humored jokes based on known idiosyncrasies without belittling anyone. Just like Trespatines. Bravo!

    • @bobthabuilda1525
      @bobthabuilda1525 Год назад +7

      Oh there was definitely some profanity in the Spanish bits

    • @Angel-gb9gi
      @Angel-gb9gi Год назад

      I only watch funny comedians that don't need to cuss to be funny and I just found this man and am really liking him. Funny, smart and clean jokes for us all.

    • @harrychristofi6725
      @harrychristofi6725 Год назад

      @@Angel-gb9gi He swears in Spanish you dumbass 😂 just not in English, carajo means fuck in Spanish and coño means cunt lol

  • @mariaguadalupeflores9535
    @mariaguadalupeflores9535 2 года назад +9

    I’m not an “ito” I’m an “ande” that was legendary. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @user-gj1tp8lp8y
    @user-gj1tp8lp8y 4 года назад +3659

    Red bull gives you wings
    Cuban coffee: it’ll make you swim all the way to the US

    • @mikehanlam9518
      @mikehanlam9518 4 года назад +11

      hmmm... I am Asian, may I know is that belongs to pure coffee? or there's something else added on?

    • @SA2004YG
      @SA2004YG 4 года назад +28

      @@mikehanlam9518 lots of sugar in it too. Some people call Cuban coffee "Cuban crack"

    • @AlexLay
      @AlexLay 4 года назад +3

      @HL - Hombres Libres MGTOW cuban coffee was the best too at some point, it has a lot of sugar

    • @charmagne2102
      @charmagne2102 4 года назад +3

      @@mikehanlam9518 "Cuban coffee" = expresso.

    • @hiveminder941
      @hiveminder941 4 года назад +17

      Cuban cofee; gives you fins

  • @Blackowl22
    @Blackowl22 2 года назад +15

    When I came to the US, (I was born and raised in Argentina). One of the most common questions, that I still received is: Where are you from? And when I say Argentina, Americans just stare at me, and say, “you are white”, lol and other Latinos: oh I thought you were “gringa” … anyway, we also come in different colors. And that’s what makes all of us unique.

    • @jal051
      @jal051 Год назад +2

      I've got the "But you're white" thing a couple of times too, and I'm from Spain...

  • @nas84payne
    @nas84payne 2 года назад +32

    2:50 “El negro!” 😂😂😂😂😂
    As a black guy from the UK, this was an education for me! I do know that Cubans come in all shades 😂

    • @DavidDavid-ze7lf
      @DavidDavid-ze7lf 2 года назад +2

      Yes, we do...😉

    • @racksuprunway1979
      @racksuprunway1979 2 года назад

      Scuro!
      😂

    • @sydneyoneal8602
      @sydneyoneal8602 2 года назад +5

      You should look into the transatlantic slave trade and where the majority of black slaves were dropped off: South and Central America and Caribbean farrrr before North America. There are far more afro-descendants/black folk in Brazil than the entire continent of North America. And the Caribbean is the main place you'll fine black Latinos...Cuba, PR, DR, Haiti = huge populations of black and mixed people

    • @racksuprunway1979
      @racksuprunway1979 2 года назад

      @@sydneyoneal8602 THANK you for educating us brother. asante

    • @otohime8516
      @otohime8516 2 года назад +1

      @@sydneyoneal8602 True, and America still thinking theres only black people in USA and in African countries, even some black americans thinks theyre the only black people out african continent 🤣

  • @rickygarza4801
    @rickygarza4801 3 года назад +7746

    He ain’t lying my dad is Mexican and my mom is Cuban and the differences in the Spanish between both of them is wild lol

    • @dropfiyz5467
      @dropfiyz5467 3 года назад +481

      i wonder how the arguments are lmao

    • @rickygarza4801
      @rickygarza4801 3 года назад +372

      Dropfiyz it’s entertaining lol

    • @patrickjenkins6383
      @patrickjenkins6383 3 года назад +244

      Ricky Garza: Being a (non-latino) Black American, I've made El Español my (2nd) language. You're quite fortunate to have parents who speak with (2) DISTINCT ACCENTS. Every Spanish accent is interesting in its own way, but for some reason, the CUBAN & MEXICAN styles are probably my favorites. 💙 😎

    • @vxsa5546
      @vxsa5546 3 года назад +101

      You're mom when she argues with your dad " OKAY?!!"

    • @kimkim-qt6jb
      @kimkim-qt6jb 3 года назад +20

      Hi I noticed your a half and half like me hilarious stuff....like torta y tortiqua....and tortiqua is Word for which is usually used for little kids but are completely different!!!!!! Do u know what the 2nd means? 😉

  • @logic2599
    @logic2599 4 года назад +9603

    Every good stories always starts with "Martin and I"

  • @6a66y69
    @6a66y69 2 месяца назад +2

    He forgot to add how most colombians talk as if they’re whining all the damn time lmao 😂😂😂

  • @dorianrodriguez40
    @dorianrodriguez40 2 года назад +18

    I am cuban and I cracked laughing with this! Lol That was too good.

  • @OTBASH
    @OTBASH 4 года назад +4160

    He's spot on about Cubans and us Puerto Ricans coming in all colors. People make the mistake of thinking hispanics are all brown.

    • @lamartrade7415
      @lamartrade7415 4 года назад +266

      There are also Black and White Mexicans.

    • @Muffinga
      @Muffinga 4 года назад +362

      All latinos come in different colours. There are black, brown and white people in literally every country in Latin America. But since black people are a minority most people don't think they exist. They are also, unfortunately, very discriminated against.

    • @lunkystraydog6572
      @lunkystraydog6572 4 года назад +66

      Neovo leon, green eyed white Mexicans

    • @darellarocho5729
      @darellarocho5729 4 года назад +8

      Oof another Boricua with a Genki pfp! Wassup brother?

    • @dtee5276
      @dtee5276 4 года назад +41

      No lot of people think that all Hispanics are white. Wrong

  • @swrry_bae1012
    @swrry_bae1012 3 года назад +2947

    "all you have to do is listen to the way the person speaks in spanish"
    *Laughs in portuguese*

    • @k1tty.k
      @k1tty.k 3 года назад +152

      You mean “cries in portuguese”, right? Lol

    • @avinoduerme8995
      @avinoduerme8995 3 года назад +34

      Kkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @nidiabenites8221
      @nidiabenites8221 3 года назад +3

      Callate un rato

    • @pablocalderon2342-n9s
      @pablocalderon2342-n9s 3 года назад +24

      americans cant tell

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 3 года назад +28

      @@pablocalderon2342-n9s Well doesn't portuguese have bits of Spanish? We were never taught portuguese growing up. We see the similarities and a lot of the latino population over here is primarily spanish speaking latinos.

  • @bobknee4127
    @bobknee4127 2 года назад +23

    I’m a white dude but I grew up two hours from the border with Mexico so I speak pretty much fluent Mexican Spanish. Moved to the east coast for my MA in National Security and because I speak Spanish they threw me on the Latin America subject matter and expected me to understand all the dialects, they chose violence with that one

    • @mabuzlouisofficial
      @mabuzlouisofficial Год назад +1

      TOP 20 GALAXIAS DESCUBIERTAS MAS SORPRENDENTES ruclips.net/video/Z_w8PKI8aS4/видео.html

    • @Nonamelol.
      @Nonamelol. Год назад

      Spanish is a white language

  • @maryamfarran
    @maryamfarran Год назад +8

    When he speaking Spanish, like a Mexican he sounds like Luigi 😂😂

  • @yollandacarvalho7265
    @yollandacarvalho7265 3 года назад +4530

    "you just have to listen the way the person is speaking spanish"
    *brazilian just left the room*

    • @rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333
      @rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333 3 года назад +89

      How many Brazilians are living in the US and where? In example Mexicans California and Texas, Cubans the Florida, Puerto Riquean New York.

    • @jorgevecinocastro3407
      @jorgevecinocastro3407 3 года назад +69

      Galicians entered the room

    • @paulosales6322
      @paulosales6322 3 года назад +205

      @@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333 I don’t know the numbers, but there are a lot of Brazilians living in Florida and NY (but mainly in Florida)

    • @rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333
      @rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333 3 года назад +8

      @@paulosales6322 I bet you will is true, but, in some way or some how you are not making noise in the point the average gringo feel a chill in his back bone.

    • @artie6038
      @artie6038 3 года назад +46

      @@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333 The mainly louder brazilians are in tokyo right now.

  • @BQM04
    @BQM04 4 года назад +2777

    Cafecito is also the reason "Why's he yelling?"

  • @Radiointeractive
    @Radiointeractive Год назад +2

    "You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, you're gonna get stabbed." lol

  • @nmbusklouds242
    @nmbusklouds242 2 года назад +15

    As a Cuban, this is too accurate

  • @vanessalugo5574
    @vanessalugo5574 4 года назад +2570

    Nobody:
    Eminem: aight imma rap
    Puerto Rican: Oye hold my coquito

  • @FernandoGuerrero94
    @FernandoGuerrero94 3 года назад +2490

    If you hear someone speaking spanish, and no one understand him, even others Latinos, that dude is Chilean, trust me, Nadie nos entiende

    • @chica_webtoonuwu7223
      @chica_webtoonuwu7223 3 года назад +44

      Tienes razón xd

    • @Park_Place
      @Park_Place 3 года назад +111

      ¿Qué dijiste?

    • @chica_webtoonuwu7223
      @chica_webtoonuwu7223 3 года назад +56

      @@Park_Place Dice: si tu escuchas hablar a alguien español y nadie lo entiende, ni siquiera los propios latinos, ese tipo es chileno, creeme nadie los entiende xd

    • @justsomejusstsome8994
      @justsomejusstsome8994 3 года назад +18

      @Romeo 300 Yes in Mexico a lot of slang is used I know and Argentina also has distintive jerga

    • @justsomejusstsome8994
      @justsomejusstsome8994 3 года назад +43

      @Romeo 300 I'm from the Netherlands, here we have the same thing going on with multiple groups. Such as the immigrants who talk slang, which is almost an entire different language at this point, just the same grammar and verbs. And I live in a region with a very heavy dialect (called Achterhoeks) which is impossible to be understood by anyone not from here. It's something I like though, because it's unique. And since I'm capable of speaking it, in the West they'll look at us weirdly.
      Dialects and accents are great aren't they? Bring great diversity.

  • @zah1raml
    @zah1raml 2 года назад +15

    Every non hispanic should watch this video so that when Hispanics say they are hispanic they don’t automatically think that ur Mexican

  • @titomartinez9145
    @titomartinez9145 2 года назад +3

    I’m Mexican and Puerto Rican. And I have to say he’s Spot On. My Dads Side the Mexican Side the way they talk like they bout to tell you a whole story lol. And My Moms Boriqua Side of the Family. Que Tu Ase? Que Tu quiere Coño talking fast in rhymes and patterns and flows 😂.

  • @fireworks4543
    @fireworks4543 3 года назад +895

    6:11 vaya con dios = Spanish phrase - a farewell, “go with God.”

    • @aircastles1013
      @aircastles1013 3 года назад +54

      Thank you! I was wondering.....until I saw your comment my guess was “he’s a dead man”

    • @joeridestrijcker445
      @joeridestrijcker445 3 года назад +4

      @@aircastles1013 it's also the name of a musical ensemble here in Belgium... check some vids/clips ;)

    • @TheoCynical
      @TheoCynical 3 года назад

      I knew it! Hahaha! Lol

    • @alexparra15
      @alexparra15 3 года назад +28

      I think a more appropriate translation would be "may God be with you" (to convey the use of that phrase)

    • @davidjacobs8558
      @davidjacobs8558 3 года назад +11

      "Good Bye" is actually short for "God Be With You". Godbwye

  • @cravensvt
    @cravensvt 4 года назад +7930

    Cuban coffee is why meth didn’t take off in Miami.

    • @coram001
      @coram001 4 года назад +22

      LMAO!!

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 4 года назад +245

      @Hey Yo Yes, too much caffeine can make your heart skip beats. I've always stopped at that point, I don't like dubstep enough to want to live it.

    • @mariastormer800
      @mariastormer800 4 года назад +12

      LMAO 😂

    • @valeriesanchez3074
      @valeriesanchez3074 4 года назад +77

      Meth is no joke. I didn't sleep for two entire weeks from being wired on that crap . Glad I got off it. Really though , wanna be a zombie ? Do meth lol

    • @Malicient
      @Malicient 4 года назад +138

      I know someone who worked for a telephone company in Miami. When he first started working the Cuban neighbourhoods, he didn't realize how strong the coffee is, so when he got offered it at literally every house her worked that day, he accepted and drank it.
      He said that was the day he felt like he could dig a trench all the way from Miami to California and back.

  • @magikaros
    @magikaros Год назад +3

    When you said"and he came with a bowl-" I almost spilled my juice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @v.c.2894
    @v.c.2894 2 года назад +22

    You add a little sunshine and laughter to my day dear fluffy! I love your episodes from British Columbia Canada

  • @Jluna16
    @Jluna16 4 года назад +1643

    Talking fast is a caribbean thing its like we talk in cursive

    • @javiervillacorta3847
      @javiervillacorta3847 4 года назад +100

      nah, you guys talk like there is a competition of who understands the most xd

    • @cheybrown3063
      @cheybrown3063 4 года назад +8

      Javier villacorta
      That too 😂😂😂😂

    • @valeriesanchez3074
      @valeriesanchez3074 4 года назад +6

      It's okay they probably zapped off heroine

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 года назад +40

      J Luna “speaking in cursive” is the BEST way I’ve ever heard an explanation of how we speak

    • @shaiska
      @shaiska 4 года назад +32

      J.Luna that's a fact, Dominicans do that too! I am half Dominican and some times I need to asks my family members to slow down because otherwise, I won't be able to understand a shit that they are saying!

  • @Xerdar36
    @Xerdar36 4 года назад +1841

    Both my parents are Cubans... I remember starting to drink coffee when I was like two or three... everything you said about Cubans and Coffee is correct!!

    • @francescakibbelaar7465
      @francescakibbelaar7465 4 года назад +78

      Omggg yessss my mom is Cuban and my dads Italian I’ve been drinking coffee for like years and it’s soooo stronggg americans drink their coffee so weak

    • @danilocatania5700
      @danilocatania5700 4 года назад +21

      Same here, sicilian, caffelatte when I was 5, espresso when I was 8

    • @astr0159
      @astr0159 4 года назад +17

      Same except I'm Guatemalan. I've been drinking coffee for who knows how long! XD

    • @yalc-04
      @yalc-04 4 года назад +1

      You guys are weird lol I'm in my late twenties and I've only ever had 2 sips of coffee in my life once when I was curious what it tasted like and the 2nd time was when my mom wanted me to try a flavor and tell me if it was good or not

    • @danilocatania5700
      @danilocatania5700 4 года назад +30

      @@yalc-04 don't know where you're from my man, but in the mediterraneum and latin america, you 're the odd one out

  • @scurvyjoe269
    @scurvyjoe269 Год назад +6

    I used to work at a sheltered workshop, and I had a Puerto Rican supervisor. If you said the wrong thing to her, she would yell at you in Spanish. Luckily, I never crossed that line. Not only that, she also spoke Spanish pretty fast! I couldn’t make out any words that she was saying. And the fact that Fluffy mentioned how fast Puerto Ricans speak Spanish, just reminds me of her.

  • @neffyiffy
    @neffyiffy Год назад +8

    Am i the only one that already starts chuckling hearing him the first 5 seconds of this video before he even gets into the main thing? 😂

  • @maryinsanfrancisco
    @maryinsanfrancisco 4 года назад +701

    "And I found out Puerto Ricans, you speak Spanish like there's a time limit." OMG 😂😂😂

    • @thotpatrol4651
      @thotpatrol4651 4 года назад +26

      Lmafoo he confuse Puerto Rican’s with Dominican 🤣 Dominican talks like there’s no time limits

    • @vaderladyl
      @vaderladyl 4 года назад +3

      I second that. We do speak fast.

    • @jttekton
      @jttekton 4 года назад +1

      lmao there a Puerto Rican kid who speaks fast like there's actually a time limit and he only speaks spanish, but understands English

    • @z5399
      @z5399 4 года назад +3

      Thot Patrol they both do

    • @josemer22
      @josemer22 4 года назад +3

      maryinsanfrancisco thats so inaccurate tho its dominicans the ones that speak like that lmao

  • @keithmontoya8793
    @keithmontoya8793 4 года назад +1367

    "That's the only way cubans can make that swim." I damned near fell out of my chair.

    • @bryant475
      @bryant475 4 года назад +6

      Me too lol

    • @vdenise
      @vdenise 4 года назад +7

      i do not get the reference as I am not Latino , could you please explain , thanks

    • @keithmontoya8793
      @keithmontoya8793 4 года назад +48

      @@vdenise It's in reference to entering the US illegally. The illegals entering from Mexico are said to swim the Rio Grande. From Cuba, they have to swim farther, so the caffeine jolt from their coffee makes it possible to make the swim to Florida.

    • @vdenise
      @vdenise 4 года назад +14

      @@keithmontoya8793 oh wow, did not know this, thanks for answering, and immensely funny lol

    • @bryant475
      @bryant475 4 года назад +3

      @@vdenise Yeah hopefully the wall gets built sooner than later 🤣🤣🤣 watch "Wall going up ft. JLP" for a real laugh!
      Here: ruclips.net/video/HmfVbdwN6Hc/видео.html

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573
    @crimsonmaelstrom573 Год назад +5

    What makes this even funnier is that you just KNOW Gabriel is right about this 😂😂

  • @thomasakinas1
    @thomasakinas1 2 года назад +39

    I am from India and I have been following Mexican culture for a while, just love the way they speak , the hot and spicy burgers and also the dressing sense. You guys rock.

    • @dany8855
      @dany8855 Год назад +1

      And why don't you write this comment on a Mexican video? This video talks about Latinos, which is a broader concept than just talking about Mexico.

    • @thomasakinas1
      @thomasakinas1 Год назад +2

      @@dany8855 I don't know whether Mexicans are also Latinos. I thought Latinos is used to define Latin American countries and as Mexico is part of that, I mentioned

    • @V.E.R.O.
      @V.E.R.O. Год назад +4

      @@thomasakinas1 Mexicans are also Latinos, don't mind him. There's nothing wrong with your comment.

    • @itsmederek1
      @itsmederek1 Год назад

      Burgers? Do you mean tacos?

    • @gretelmolgora5688
      @gretelmolgora5688 Год назад +2

      Plus: Gabriel is mexican

  • @kinglegault
    @kinglegault 4 года назад +2677

    That joke about how Spanish people talk is so true especially Puerto Rican’s when they take Spanish it’s like they turn into a rapper

    • @sirsleep4lot252
      @sirsleep4lot252 4 года назад +35

      It's all the caffeine we intake in a day

    • @krystalrosario4582
      @krystalrosario4582 4 года назад +42

      It's so true I'm puertorican and I speak Spanish very quickly but I also speak English very quickly so none of my friends who are puertorican and can speak English very well just like me can't understand me

    • @Topchef2011
      @Topchef2011 4 года назад +11

      And Dominicans sounds loud n aggressive

    • @saicoso
      @saicoso 4 года назад +23

      @@krystalrosario4582 I don't know why but I read it really fast ...

    • @laterin92r47
      @laterin92r47 4 года назад +6

      They have a strong voice so it sounds like there raising their voice even though they are just talking to you.

  • @DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables
    @DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables 4 года назад +2267

    I grew up being use to Puerto Rican Spanish. My first time in Mexico, it blew my mind how much slower Mexican people spoke Spanish! 😂😂😂

    • @Lord_Bibulous
      @Lord_Bibulous 4 года назад +117

      Slower and I sometimes have no idea what in the hell they're talking about.

    • @neli4093
      @neli4093 4 года назад +46

      Pedro Navaja and also it feels like if you are the quickest person or is it just me?

    • @Lord_Bibulous
      @Lord_Bibulous 4 года назад +49

      @@neli4093 Double for me. Being from NY where we live a mile a minute. Everywhere else I've been has been different degrees of slower.

    • @purplestingstress
      @purplestingstress 4 года назад +63

      My former in-laws are Puerto Ricans and when I first met them I was like dude wtf? lol They made fun of me a lot at first, but I adore them, except for the former mother in law.... but my father in law is an amazing gentleman and I love him to pieces. 😸

    • @gkhaleel1975
      @gkhaleel1975 4 года назад +64

      And that's why Puerto Rican women give such good head

  • @Anonymous-kn6sn
    @Anonymous-kn6sn 2 года назад +6

    As a Puerto Rican, i can confidently say that my Abuelita speaks Spanish so fast I can’t keep up.

  • @darrensutton4853
    @darrensutton4853 Год назад +2

    I'm from the UK and have no idea about Latinos but this guy had me in stitches 🤣 I'm subscribing to see more of him.

  • @stepankuzmin3946
    @stepankuzmin3946 4 года назад +418

    "Martin and I...." is the beginning of legends

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 4 года назад +4

      ThomasDaDank Engine all his best stories start that way.

    • @Wtnwdl
      @Wtnwdl 4 года назад

      Racist gift basket starts like that 😂😂😂

  • @william2821jr
    @william2821jr 2 года назад +1298

    Love that dude can make jokes about different nationalities without insulting them, pretty much straight facts 😂🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @tonyfelix287
      @tonyfelix287 2 года назад +14

      George Lopez used to do that, even with white people, but not anymore…

    • @juniorchavesopicassodeyahu988
      @juniorchavesopicassodeyahu988 Год назад +7

      @@tonyfelix287 I love latina women❤️

    • @maysapost1999
      @maysapost1999 Год назад +1

      Yes! Very clever! I loved it.

    • @tekpa1112
      @tekpa1112 6 месяцев назад

      "that's the only way Cubans can make that swim"

  • @shawnkelly3574
    @shawnkelly3574 2 года назад +4

    Love this guy he's so funny. He doesn't hold back at all. Wish I saw him live.

  • @mojerhosseinattaie9324
    @mojerhosseinattaie9324 Год назад +2

    Love the way he speaks Espanól 😂
    I love Spanish 🙏🏼🤌🏼🇦🇫

  • @raspberryjuiceentertainmen719
    @raspberryjuiceentertainmen719 3 года назад +264

    1:18 “speaking Spanish”
    Thanks subtitles

  • @ilonqueen
    @ilonqueen 4 года назад +3765

    *silence in Chilean*

    • @eljote3
      @eljote3 4 года назад +274

      Pobres almas inocentes del norte de la linea del Ecuador que aún no han escuchado hablar a un chileno. XD

    • @luciver3222
      @luciver3222 4 года назад +134

      @@eljote3 si perece que esta invocando a chtuluh es chileno

    • @random_foo9712
      @random_foo9712 4 года назад +9

      Out of here lol

    • @kid.hudson_
      @kid.hudson_ 4 года назад +37

      Some of you guys talk at the same pace as Austrians.
      Although the Austrians have that “Mexican” style sarcasm

    • @random_foo9712
      @random_foo9712 4 года назад +13

      @@kid.hudson_ I am Mexican. Ye we are sarcastic sometimes

  • @raultalmon1467
    @raultalmon1467 7 месяцев назад +2

    Brilliant. Cheers from a Latino brother in Uruguay.

  • @maryk446
    @maryk446 2 года назад +2

    I must have viewed this clip 10 times already - it's so good!

  • @acheliwork
    @acheliwork 3 года назад +793

    "You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban your gonna get stabbed!"
    -Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias

    • @laffin_out_loud
      @laffin_out_loud 3 года назад +2

      I'm lost and have two ideas of what he's meaning

    • @MescaleroApache702
      @MescaleroApache702 3 года назад +7

      HE MENT MEXICANS BUT HE KNEW THAT IF HE SAID THAT A MAFIA/CARTEL SNIPER WAS GONNA GUN HIM DOWN LOL

    • @Cubannerd
      @Cubannerd 3 года назад +14

      @@MescaleroApache702 I don't think so, I really, really hate being called something other than Cuban. Even while I was still living in the island some people near tourists areas would ask me if I was from Spain or Italy and I would get really offended.

    • @MescaleroApache702
      @MescaleroApache702 3 года назад +3

      @@Cubannerd IN MEXICO YOU WILL LITERALLY GET KILLED FOR BEING CALLED ANY NAME.

    • @MescaleroApache702
      @MescaleroApache702 3 года назад +2

      @Romeo 300 Mexicans and Colombians got money 💰

  • @DapperDobro
    @DapperDobro 4 года назад +569

    "That is the only way Cubans can make that swim!!!"
    That is way funnier than the crowd ga him credit for. That's HILARIOUS!!!

    • @bryamvasquez3057
      @bryamvasquez3057 4 года назад

      Can u explain

    • @DapperDobro
      @DapperDobro 4 года назад +35

      @@bryamvasquez3057 If you recall, in 1959, the Communist party, violently revolted, and came to power in Cuba. Anyone who valued freedom, and refused to kiss Castros bloody boots, was crushed beneath them. So, they fled the oppression and death, fleeing for their lives, and their families lives. To America, Canada, Guatemala, and other Central & Southern American countries.
      "That swim" Gabriel mentions, is when Cubans flee Cuba and come to Fl. There are Cubans fleeing the oppression every chance they can. As in every country that succumbs to the evil disease that is Communism/Socialism.

    • @GGigabiteM
      @GGigabiteM 4 года назад +11

      @@bryamvasquez3057 The shortest distance from Cuba to the US is the southern coast of Florida, which is about 90 miles. Cubans have been fleeing the country since the 1950s when the Communists took over the country. Many make the dangerous journey on completely unfit boats and many never make it due to their boats sinking, equipment failure, navigational errors and ocean currents sending them out into the open ocean where they die from starvation or exposure.
      The US Coast Guard has been finding empty Cuban boats for decades from the ones who never made it.

    • @AlmaDeAngel
      @AlmaDeAngel 3 года назад +9

      @@GGigabiteM yes my dad had to do this. I am extremely Thankful he made it to fl safe unlike many others who have lost their lives through the years. Fuera El comunismo. VIVA CUBA LIBRE!

    • @wrestlinghe2638
      @wrestlinghe2638 3 года назад

      @@DapperDobro aww now it's not as funny anymore

  • @cherylbourgeois3417
    @cherylbourgeois3417 2 года назад +2

    He is so right. He really spins the homer in it too. I love Fluffy.

  • @pamelaforth7820
    @pamelaforth7820 2 года назад +1

    This is the best so far man you are good!

  • @Xdst813
    @Xdst813 3 года назад +1870

    As a non-Hispanic resident of South Fl, he ain't lying about Cuban cafe. Mayne, you wanna talk about liquid crack? That jawn had me wired asf. I was good to go for my whole shift.

    • @Miguelvillaloboss
      @Miguelvillaloboss 2 года назад +43

      I visited Orlando last month & was legit the only Mexican there lol

    • @zaymlsspam
      @zaymlsspam 2 года назад +28

      In the Poinciana/Kissimmee area its mostly Puerto Ricans, Cubans, Dominicans. Like its mostly people from the islands.

    • @emptyroomd9567
      @emptyroomd9567 2 года назад +26

      That’s like liquid meth xD

    • @thegerald4762
      @thegerald4762 2 года назад +20

      I’ve never seen such a Floridian comment

    • @EgoImpudicus
      @EgoImpudicus 2 года назад +2

      That honestly sounds awesome though.

  • @xxunpunxx
    @xxunpunxx 3 года назад +741

    im mexican and i never really processed that we drag it out, so one day I wanted to see if it was true and I overheard my mom on the phone talking to a friend and _he was right_

    • @zerjiozerjio
      @zerjiozerjio 3 года назад +15

      Aaaaaaaayyy.... no hacemos eeeso. Maaaalooo!

    • @fastlife9968
      @fastlife9968 3 года назад +28

      The Mexican tongue is actually hard to imitate each state talks different.

    • @joemamma6344
      @joemamma6344 3 года назад +1

      I never noticed i did that, i even have a habit of doing it in English man lmao

    • @rockgamegirl4551
      @rockgamegirl4551 3 года назад +8

      yup Mexican spanish is the only one where I can make out what they're saying, everyone else I'm like ".............can you slow down a bit please?" and there's Puerto Rican Spanish speakers in my family, not including me,I'm Metis

    • @gelatinous6915
      @gelatinous6915 3 года назад +4

      Either that or Mexicans talk rapid fire

  • @06147433
    @06147433 2 года назад +1

    Awesome Gabriel Iglesias, awesome and fluffy!!!

  • @Losyde
    @Losyde 2 года назад

    Iglesias: *exists
    Crowd: Whooooo, Whistle, laughter

  • @davidkanat5918
    @davidkanat5918 4 года назад +331

    Red bull: gives you wings.
    Un cafecito: *Rocket takes off*

  • @barbaragrindstaff8734
    @barbaragrindstaff8734 2 года назад +3751

    I am Brazilian and, even though we don't speak Spanish (we speak Portuguese), we are latinos as well and we share the same passion and the same cultural traits our hispanic neighbors do! Whenever I feel homesick here in the US, I go to a Mexican/Latino grocery store and buy my beans, rice and leite moça (La lechera) to make my brigadeiro. I always feel more at home around my latino friends. I can feel the warmth and compassion only latinos can provide. Love you, my Latino South American/Central American/Mexican friends ❤
    Btw, we also come in every color of the rainbow, from Gisele Bundchen to Pelé and that's what makes our latino people so beautiful 😍

    • @LuciAna-ir3so
      @LuciAna-ir3so 2 года назад +33

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤩🤩🤩

    • @alienlatino2945
      @alienlatino2945 2 года назад +202

      Brazilians have always been 100% Latinos, part of the family.

    • @maikolim37
      @maikolim37 2 года назад +74

      South Americans and Mexicans? What about us? Central America has 55 million Latinos, and there's another 30 million in the Caribbean Islands, Latinos is not only Mexico and South America you know.

    • @fernandoulloa3437
      @fernandoulloa3437 2 года назад +72

      OF COURSE BRASILIANS ARE LATINOS, OUR BROTHERS. OUR LANGUAGE BELONG TO THE ROMANCE LANGUAGES, THAT ARE: PORTUGUESE, ITALIAN, FRENCH ( I HAVE NO IDEA WHY FRENCH ?? ) AND SPANISH.

    • @shreeverma8473
      @shreeverma8473 2 года назад +2

      Go back a

  • @arielp1848
    @arielp1848 Год назад +2

    Hahaha , broooooo… I’m Cuban , and you have made me laugh A LOOOTTT😝😝😝 everything you have said is true. 👍👍👍👍

  • @warlock.420
    @warlock.420 Год назад +1

    Gabriel you the best friend I never had! Was having a really sad Christmas, and you cheered me up. Thank you and merry Christmas!

  • @hitsuokinawamura
    @hitsuokinawamura 4 года назад +4815

    How to find if your Latino is Brazilian. He is the only Latino that doesn't speak Spanish. LOL

    • @kikojavierguzman3939
      @kikojavierguzman3939 4 года назад +146

      Brazilian is not part of Latino cause they are descendant from Portuguese.

    • @pedrocastilho4735
      @pedrocastilho4735 4 года назад +329

      @@kikojavierguzman3939 yes, yes we are

    • @joaopedropeixoto8558
      @joaopedropeixoto8558 4 года назад +231

      Here's the thing, though: us brazilians don't really consider ourselves latino, even though theoretically we are. This is because our culture is completely different from other latin american countries. Our music, food, language, ethnicity and territory size are unique in a way that we don't really feel like we belong in the same "category" as the latinos.

    • @joaopedropeixoto8558
      @joaopedropeixoto8558 4 года назад +89

      @R3y 1245 who knows that better? A brazilian born and raised or you? Samba, Bossa Nova, Sertanejo (brazilian country music) are completely different from reggaeton, for instance. Our culture is a mixture of african, indigenous, italian, german, polish, japanese and many more.

    • @titoyama5760
      @titoyama5760 4 года назад +130

      @@joaopedropeixoto8558 you are Latino from South America don't try to act like you are better because your are not

  • @tafua_a
    @tafua_a 4 года назад +885

    As an Italian, now I know us and Cubans have something in common.

    • @random_foo9712
      @random_foo9712 4 года назад +74

      Mafia? Not wanna be mean

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 4 года назад +134

      @@pablojesussantanatorres5721 I meant the coffee, but your answer was good, too.

    • @random_foo9712
      @random_foo9712 4 года назад +9

      @@tafua_a lol

    • @random_foo9712
      @random_foo9712 4 года назад +4

      @@pablojesussantanatorres5721 hahaha

    • @Diego-fd3we
      @Diego-fd3we 3 года назад +45

      Yeah Cubans and Italians have a lot in common😂 like hand gestures and being very loud

  • @patriciapalmer4215
    @patriciapalmer4215 Год назад

    I love this man. Thank you Gabriel.

  • @amichaels1871
    @amichaels1871 Год назад

    Love that he is such a RESPECTFUL STORYTELLER 😂❤🇱🇷🌍

  • @jess-tameme1080
    @jess-tameme1080 4 года назад +182

    My Spanish teacher: Have you been studying?
    Me: Of course I have!!! *watched Gabriel Iglesias all weekend*

  • @alvarofernandez5118
    @alvarofernandez5118 3 года назад +2787

    My wife ordered a cuban coffee and when she got the shotglass, she also thought it was a joke: "It's because I'm blonde, isn't it? Haha, give the clueless blonde a tiny sip of coffee and charge her full price." She had a sip and her eyes got wide.
    I couldn't drink a bowl of cuban espresso like Gabriel Iglesias did. I'd start seeing things and then have a heart attack.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 года назад +159

      You'd never blink again in your life

    • @tbone3972
      @tbone3972 3 года назад +152

      Manolo call 9-1-1!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @Introvertsan
      @Introvertsan 3 года назад +27

      Was she hyperactive afterwards?

    • @jaguarmemez
      @jaguarmemez 3 года назад +35

      Haha and u gringos think your so tough

    • @thalesgprime
      @thalesgprime 3 года назад +21

      @@Introvertsan oh yeah she was

  • @marshalldominguez6113
    @marshalldominguez6113 2 года назад +1

    Being born in America, my Spanish parents spoke clear and calm. It depends on what area you grew up. I grew up with other Americans and am very proud of it.

  • @MAThompsonFrenk
    @MAThompsonFrenk Месяц назад

    Hysterical! i keep coming back here to watch this!🤣😂🤣😂

  • @angu15
    @angu15 4 года назад +3865

    “Latinos”
    Me: finally!! maybe some of Colombia! Perú! Argentina!
    “So Mexico, Puerto Rico and Cuba”

    • @AreEnTee
      @AreEnTee 4 года назад +187

      Forgot Brazil too

    • @akira2988
      @akira2988 4 года назад +124

      Or Venezuela! But...

    • @angu15
      @angu15 4 года назад +50

      True! They always forget about us

    • @leorodriguez2401
      @leorodriguez2401 4 года назад +32

      @@AreEnTee in brazil people speak brazilian, sound like portuguese but is brazilian

    • @pazfernandez6803
      @pazfernandez6803 4 года назад +225

      @@leorodriguez2401 There's no language called brazilian, it is Portuguese. It's the same as when you compare Spanish from Spain and from Latin America.

  • @VitorPQRL
    @VitorPQRL 4 года назад +812

    Gabriel: "All you have to do is listen to the way the person is speaking Spanish"
    Me in Brazil: "Well, Portuñol is a kind of Spanish, 'Mi español es bueno pra porra' "

    • @sevnesioran6193
      @sevnesioran6193 4 года назад +48

      kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk I wish Gabriel makes some jokes about us Brazilians in the future.

    • @guilhermecalixto5796
      @guilhermecalixto5796 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tuabuelota
      @tuabuelota 3 года назад +7

      He mention that because if you speak Portuguese automatically people we know where you from

    • @sevnesioran6193
      @sevnesioran6193 3 года назад +5

      ​@@tuabuelota Yeak.. sort of. I barely can distinguish some afro-lusitan speakers from Portugal born Portuguese speakers.
      But maybe it's just me.

    • @miguelmattos6430
      @miguelmattos6430 3 года назад +5

      Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk a nem mano 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Hbush1987
    @Hbush1987 Год назад +1

    LMAO this is so true!! My husband is always saying I speak waaaaayy too fast 😂

  • @News-Cafe_eu
    @News-Cafe_eu Год назад

    Never loved American jokes until I saw Gabriel's shows. He cracks very funny and authentic jokes.

  • @alondrita3107
    @alondrita3107 4 года назад +439

    I'm a puertorican, I grew up there.
    And let me tell you, we get impatient when talking to people. You don't know the puertorican way of speaking until you live in a house full of them. You spend two days there and you're talking like your tongue is in a constant mario kart game.
    I get confused with what the hell I'm saying sometimes lmao.

    • @bryant475
      @bryant475 4 года назад +20

      One of my favorite Puerto Rican words is "Embustera"! And one of my favorite linguistic features is the inability to pronounce the R. I find it utterly hilarious! Vamo pal cahhho! 🤣 I also know another thing that really irks you, the Nuyoricans who can't speak Spanish 🤣 I love PRicans though, cool people.. maybe except the Nuyoricans lol :)

    • @alondrita3107
      @alondrita3107 4 года назад +13

      @@bryant475 Lmao, true. We usually replace the 'R' with the 'L' as it comes out faster and easier when we speak. Or yep, we completely ignore it l m a o.
      #StopRabuse

    • @bryant475
      @bryant475 4 года назад +9

      @@alondrita3107 I always wondered why that was (the R phenomenon) do you know? My dad is German and my mom is Ecuadorian, so I was raised with both English and Spanish. I'm quite grateful for that becuase I'm applying to medical school and knowing Spanish is vital as a doc (esp here in NYC). Speaking of which, I applied to a few med schools in PR (as they are still in the American system), but with the recent natural disaster events happening, I'm not so sure. How's your family holding up? A few of my family members married boricuas so I'm very familiar with the culture (I made coquito for the first time this past Christmas, my boricua family loved it, although it was quite strong 🤣). I went to PR a few years ago (My uncle and his wife live there) and I loved it! Did some snorkeling, bio bay in Fajardo, fed the Pelicans in Ponce, saw El Moro in SJ, etc. :) 10/10 would go again, didn't get to go to El Yunque, which has always fascinated me as a Nature/hiking fan!

    • @estebancruz7456
      @estebancruz7456 4 года назад +3

      @@bryant475 learning spanish or a second language is good but alot hispanics get ✌️ embarrassed speaking Spanish,what they don't realize until they need is sometimes is required at some jobs,by the way what's coquito,is it coffee

    • @bryant475
      @bryant475 4 года назад +3

      @@estebancruz7456 Yeah true, and coquito is a common drink in PR culture, usually made around Christmas time. Check online for different recipes :)

  • @150booyadragon
    @150booyadragon 4 года назад +3274

    So many people can't understand three things.
    1) this is a fast pace stand up comedy special. He can't spend 40 minutes making personalized jokes for every singular nation that speaks Spanish or Portuguese.
    2) The majority of the latino in the audience was Mexican, P.R, and Cuban. So why the hell would he be sitting there making Argentinian jokes.
    3) He said he didn't know there was so much black Cuban. He wasn't pretending like there was no black people in the world who spoke Spanish.

    • @StepupMoose
      @StepupMoose 4 года назад +158

      I just noticed when he asked who's Mexican, Cuban, etc, is because he trying to point out what kind jokes or stories he could be sharing to go with the audience

    • @alejandraandrade2623
      @alejandraandrade2623 4 года назад +96

      @@StepupMoose Exactly. He can only share stories from the races he had experience with and know what say.

    • @MattyQube
      @MattyQube 4 года назад +16

      @@alejandraandrade2623 Says the filthy yankee who hates being left out of everything. Joking man XD. Understeandable. When it comes to race and culture Latin America is hella wide. Shit, even in Argentina there is already tons of cultural segregation. Thank that to a mixture of native empires and a hell lot of european inmigration

    • @bldpunk
      @bldpunk 4 года назад +1

      THANK you

    • @rgdssd
      @rgdssd 4 года назад +17

      150booyadragon it's AMAZING that many of the people commenting don't understand this. Plus, it's just a comedy skit. 😂

  • @KonstantinGolubev1232
    @KonstantinGolubev1232 Год назад +1

    he's funny af lol

  • @profesorenlinearefrigeracionye
    @profesorenlinearefrigeracionye 8 месяцев назад +2

    😂😂😂 congrats from Argentina

  • @Abe-ASMR
    @Abe-ASMR 4 года назад +517

    I lost it when he said “vaya con dios.” “Call 911”

    • @akh9748
      @akh9748 4 года назад +9

      I didn't understand that but i laughed out loud when i heard him say it

    • @Abe-ASMR
      @Abe-ASMR 4 года назад +14

      Abdulrahman Alabduljabbar it means “go with Christ”

    • @jyt_-
      @jyt_- 4 года назад +15

      @@akh9748 literal translation means "Go with god" and that make it more funny

    • @alifewithluna4134
      @alifewithluna4134 4 года назад +2

      Gonna have to check out your channel now, I love ASMR lol

    • @Abe-ASMR
      @Abe-ASMR 4 года назад +1

      A Lovely Life With Luna do it! I don’t post very often and I deleted the bulk of my videos after I had a stalker but I still upload from time to time ❤️

  • @thecreativequartz8295
    @thecreativequartz8295 4 года назад +308

    "You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, your gonna get stabbed"
    Flash over to *one day at a time* on Netflix

    • @nayelilopez1066
      @nayelilopez1066 3 года назад +4

      DukeAnimates :0 omg yesssss😂😂

    • @letterborneVods
      @letterborneVods 3 года назад +3

      I was thinking the same thing 😅

    • @rayarena879
      @rayarena879 2 года назад

      None of the actors on that sitcom are Cubans.

  • @johnhillescobar
    @johnhillescobar 9 месяцев назад

    Loved how Gabriel took the Cafecito routine of Ralphie May and added too much fun stuff to it!

  • @mrj.kottari8453
    @mrj.kottari8453 Год назад +1

    "I'm not Fluffito, I'm FLUFFANDEEEEEE"

  • @teemarahhal5932
    @teemarahhal5932 4 года назад +247

    “you call a cuban anything but cuban, youre gonna get stabbed”
    and THATS FACTS.

    • @yeisonruiz8406
      @yeisonruiz8406 4 года назад +1

      Teema Tamtoom Claro asere

    • @cubangirl00
      @cubangirl00 4 года назад

      @@yeisonruiz8406 wtf yo no voy a apuñarlar a nadie 😂

    • @omarguillon7934
      @omarguillon7934 4 года назад +3

      But don’t call me anything but Cuban , or I’ll get MAD

    • @cubangirl00
      @cubangirl00 4 года назад

      @@mindy2215 well, that is kinda disrespectful depending of the tone you use, mostly cause many cubans in USA are not balseros, many of my friends went on a plane like everyone else. I am kinda curious, where are u from?

    • @cubangirl00
      @cubangirl00 4 года назад

      @@omarguillon7934 why? Someone thought I was Brazilian or portuguese here and I didn't get mad 😐

  • @NG-we8uu
    @NG-we8uu 4 года назад +367

    Take a shot every time he says "Martin and I" when you’re doing an Iglesias marathon

    • @dziugaspi2
      @dziugaspi2 4 года назад +6

      You know you die from 20 or more shots xD

    • @vyle5933
      @vyle5933 4 года назад

      Even Better, take a shot every time he does the car noise.

    • @bigh7136
      @bigh7136 4 года назад +4

      Eykonic YT which kind of shot, a shot of tequila or a shot of Cuban coffee.

    • @NG-we8uu
      @NG-we8uu 4 года назад +1

      steven hernandez whichever doesn’t kill you I guess 😂

    • @demetribrant5845
      @demetribrant5845 4 года назад

      I guessed you're fucked either way

  • @Pops3817
    @Pops3817 2 года назад +1

    He conveniently refused to speak about Chileans 😂

  • @finegrits3991
    @finegrits3991 Год назад

    Hahaha 🤣 omg! I just love you. Hilarious!

  • @ruthyratena4033
    @ruthyratena4033 3 года назад +1568

    The Hispanic Family
    Spain: The Root
    Mexico: The Grandfather
    Cuba: The Father
    Puerto Rica: The Son
    Colombia: The Cousin
    Philippines: The Forgotten Brother

    • @cotoromano1253
      @cotoromano1253 3 года назад +181

      venezuela:la decepción

    • @JS-pb2wb
      @JS-pb2wb 3 года назад +201

      Argentina y Uruguay: The White

    • @cotoromano1253
      @cotoromano1253 3 года назад +59

      @@JS-pb2wb no argentina es el narcissita y uruguay es la copia de argentina o el ejemplo a seguir hispano por su properidad y su seguridad

    • @cotoromano1253
      @cotoromano1253 3 года назад +16

      que la familia hispana no es asi wtf se que eres de estados unidos pero la familia hispana no es asi en la comonunidad hispana a lagente ni si quiera le importa puerto rico y ni sabe si es un pais o no

    • @violacadbury8343
      @violacadbury8343 3 года назад +30

      What about the Dominican Republic?

  • @maryjaneblues4012
    @maryjaneblues4012 3 года назад +124

    Ive been depressed for 2yrs..at age 41 a truck ran me over & im in a wheelchair for life..Ive been lmao for 2 days now! Thank u Gabriel!🙏

    • @bellerain381
      @bellerain381 2 года назад +4

      I’m praying for you! Hope you recover soon! 🙏🏻

    • @jimmybob9540
      @jimmybob9540 2 года назад +3

      Take care man, hope everything gets better for you.

    • @davidzamora9510
      @davidzamora9510 2 года назад +3

      10 years ago a taxi cab hit me, so I have to leave a lot of things (like combat sports or playing guitar). I understand you and I hope you're better :)

    • @TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch
      @TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch 2 года назад +2

      Go to Jesus 😃

    • @TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch
      @TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch 2 года назад

      @@davidzamora9510 go to Jesus 😃

  • @delaneyreyes8995
    @delaneyreyes8995 2 года назад +1

    The way Mexicans speak Spanish in Mexico varies! Some speak slow and some speak almost like they’re singing. Others speak with not much accent. It depends on the state or region.

  • @fernfaba
    @fernfaba 2 года назад +1

    Subtitles: (Speaking spanish)
    Gringos: Ah yes

  • @soumyadipbiswas6835
    @soumyadipbiswas6835 4 года назад +196

    When he said "Vaya Con Dios" I literally rolled down from my bed.

    • @elvira1994
      @elvira1994 3 года назад

      What does that mean?

    • @soumyadipbiswas6835
      @soumyadipbiswas6835 3 года назад +5

      @@elvira1994 its like we say 'he's dead' or 'rest in peace'.

    • @elvira1994
      @elvira1994 3 года назад

      @@soumyadipbiswas6835 oh okay thank you 😁

    • @soumyadipbiswas6835
      @soumyadipbiswas6835 3 года назад

      @@elvira1994 yeah ok. No worries

    • @fadesewaddles5254
      @fadesewaddles5254 3 года назад +7

      @@soumyadipbiswas6835 he literaly said go with god

  • @Jay_Park_
    @Jay_Park_ 4 года назад +631

    “Dude, look at me, I’m not an -ito I’m an -ande” 😂

    • @velcranoxofficials9970
      @velcranoxofficials9970 4 года назад +1

      Still dont get the joke tho

    • @velcranoxofficials9970
      @velcranoxofficials9970 4 года назад +9

      @Danny Ponce Farias I know spanish, but thanks for telling me that the ande joke is referring to his overall body mass

    • @estrellazd7815
      @estrellazd7815 4 года назад +9

      En vez de -ande debió usar -azo o -ote porque -ito es un diminutivo y -ande no es un aumentativo... por lo menos para mi así sí me hubiera dado risa la broma.

    • @Pokarface7
      @Pokarface7 4 года назад +1

      @@velcranoxofficials9970 Grande. Gr-ande

    • @hugojuarez9282
      @hugojuarez9282 4 года назад

      @@estrellazd7815 con mucho razón

  • @fj3571
    @fj3571 Год назад

    This crowd would cheer at anything 😂

  • @ivonne6493
    @ivonne6493 2 года назад +1

    He is very good, righteous on the spot! 😀😁😂😂😂😂😂☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️😂😂

  • @STRAKAZulu
    @STRAKAZulu 4 года назад +407

    I work with a Honduran. She speaks like there's a time limit, too.

    • @retroastronaut1000
      @retroastronaut1000 4 года назад +5

      Lol maybe shes from olancho

    • @STRAKAZulu
      @STRAKAZulu 4 года назад +1

      @@retroastronaut1000 not sure, maybe I'll ask.

    • @englishlearningcenter1470
      @englishlearningcenter1470 4 года назад

      So true!!!

    • @josemigueljr
      @josemigueljr 4 года назад

      Maybe she has some Cuban or Puerto Rican influence? My honduran family doesnt speak fast but at the end of the day cant expect everyone to be the same.

    • @rudylopez8879
      @rudylopez8879 4 года назад +4

      And they also talk so damn quietly