When a Nurse Pulls Out a Hose, It’s Never Good - Gabriel Iglesias
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- Опубликовано: 19 июл 2019
- Gabriel Iglesias recalls undergoing an embarrassing and uncomfortable procedure to cure his digestive distress.
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"Little kids walking by... damnnn" lol
I have watched him always and hasn't seen this one lol
Augusto Dolci L. I want to ride that one.
Istg gabriel said that as i read the comment
This one cracked me so muuuuch 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daaamn 😂
Dam it's been so long since I've seen him wearing pants 🤣🤣
Tony Espiritu same😭😭😭
Ikr
@Tony Espiritu
Looks like he’s lost about a third of himself!!!!
As in, he lost the equivalent of a 150lb woman from his life!!!
That’s what people like to say when you break up with a significant other and they ask you about loosing weight, “Yea, I lost about; X X # of pounds when she left me!!!
I don’t think I’ve seen him in pants before it’s always been shorts, well on his older tv show he had sweatpants on
Tony Espiritu I was thinking the same thingnlol
“Don’t get ahead of me”
We all know where he’s going
@Scotty Evans Jr lol
300th like
I've been a nurse for almost five decades and have done more than my share of "hose" procedures.... never this funny, especially "going in"!!
Part of the magic is his presentation.
Ah... A high fleet veteran :)
Mary Kathleen Sapp wowow! Fifty years??? I respect that ma’am!
Mary Kathleen Sapp thank you for your service. Respect
The way he presents it has me crying with laughter. I can just imagine what it's like having to use one of those, lol.
Shrek is going to "BLOW" 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the best part that drop me from my chair laughing......
I probably would have fallen off my bed if I wasn't on the floor next to the bed charging my phone because the charger cord is really short
Lmao
I'm dead!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Gabriel has been one of my favorite comedians for the longest time
SirPigalicous he’s been alive for a lot shorter than the longest time though.
Same
@SirPigalicous
Yeah, I’ve only known of him for about four or five years!!!
I liked Eddie Murphy, Andrew ‘Dice’ Clay, Rodney Dangerfield, and Richard Pryor long, I forgot George Carlin and Dennis Lerry before Gabriel Iglacious!!!
He’s the best comedian
I watched him for 7 years I was 4
Doctor: you seem to be suffering a blockage
Fluffy:well pull out your finger!
Lmao
Slow down and read what you have typed before you post. You got the letters in the wrong order.
Lamo
Yes, I took was laughing ass my off.
Laughing ass my out
Had the same thing happen when I was in the 3rd grade and that’s when I learned I wasn’t gay
I almost died from laughing at the “Shrek is going to blow part.” Gabriel is awesome.
I feel sorry for those of you who don't know what "se esta cagando" means 😂 I nearly died at that part
@@liquidquad what does that mean? 👍😂😂
@@liquidquad “Se está cagando” means “He is pooping”
The whole pokimon, pokimon thing had me dying. 🤣🤣🤣
But what you said was funny too.
"Oooh b**** you'd better watering a plant!" 😂😂😆
@Scotty Evans Jr again
🤣🤣🤣🤣 specially with his expression and tone put the icing on the cake
@@gerardoquezada1954 Agreed; Fluffy can make ANY story better, just through his expression/tone of voice! 😆
Im glad to see this, never seen this one before xD
Same 🤣🙌🏽
I’ve watched a lot of fluffy but not this one too!
i have
Nor have I!
It’s from the old show Comedy Central Presents. This was an excerpt from Fluffy’s Episode.
As a paramedic who has helped many a nurse and doctor insert a hose of varying sizes for a variety of reasons, I can attest this is true. It is never, EVER, a good thing when a healthcare provider walks toward you with a hose.
So an ear infection hose isn't good???
@@jakebeach9621 if it fits, one must insert.
its either gonna go to your bottom area or your organ down there or the thing above your shoulders filled with holes especially that one filled with teeth and your either gonna turn into a inflatable balloon or a water pipe right?
..................... I BETTER BE ASLEEP THROUGH THE PROCESS!!!!
@@Mark3nd not always. I've assisted with the insertion of a chest tube on a stabbing patient who was wide awake.
Never trust a doctor when it says it will be “quick and painless”
@Scotty Evans Jr ha I see you again
If a doctor said that to me,I would jump out a window after I kick the doctor in the face,why you ask?
This is why
⬇️
💉 (shots)
It was quick and it was painless ... for the doctor.
He's half right, it's quick and painless for HIM.
Yeah for HIM it is
Never seen this one! I AM DYING!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
You're dying? Do you need a doctor?
@Kaitlyn thank you. I know. I don't like the expression.
“Pokey-mahn, Pokey-mahn!” 🤣🤣🤣 Miss you, Fluffy. Look forward to a new standup special, soon.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!?!?!?!"
God I wish he actually said that. Somebody needs to give your comment to him to incorporate it on the joke when the finger is put in.
T'aint what you think!
I laughed so hard I am crying. Haha My Grandma: Why are you crying? Me: *shows video*. She wouldn't stop laughing for an hour and thirty minutes
Baby Shark quit exaggerating
Gdmsnsb Bendndnx quit being a debby downer 🤪
Well..... is she still alive then?
When he said “Well pull out your finger” I was laughing so much
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... he said “bitch you better be watering a plant.” 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
“SE ESTÁ CAGANDO! WATCH OUT! SHREK IS GONNA BLOW!!” Dead 😂
"Oooh b*tch you better be watering a plant"😂😂😂
I'm a nurse. This is funny as hell!! Spot on. I've been on the other side numerous times and can def relate!
"¡Se está cagandoooo! Watch out! SHREK'S GONNA BLOOOW!" Funniest lines I've heard him say
Never make your nurse mad...you'll get the hose😂
We're so crude sometimes aren't we 😂🤣😂
We also pick which gauge IV we start on you, lol
This is my all-time favorite Gabriel Iglesias bit. I don't know why he doesn't do it more often. Esp. because it explains all the Pokemon and Shrek jokes he uses in later shows.
He is my mexican Anthony Anderson IN MY OPINION!!! I love him hahaha that Frankenstein walk killed me hahaha 😂😂😂
Oh, he's much better than Anthony Anderson. This is the second coming of John Pinette right here.
Same
@@vsgfilmgroup ..
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Dont you have better thing to do
Lol "Little kids walking by. "daaaamnn" that made me laugh
UchihaObitoうちはオビト all the kids at the hospital that day
I freaking read it as Horse... XD
Me too
Lmao same
that's not good either
But was the hospital inefficient?
Damn same 😂😂😂😂😂
"Shrek is gonna blow!"
That's when I'm on the floor laughing 🤣
"pull out your finger"😂😂
Ethan Rinehart 😂😂😂
You're the one blocking it, dude!
2:45 how Gabe said that made me dying. 😂
It’s crazy how much he’s changed performance wise over the years
Same can be said for most comedians. One of Ron White's signature jokes is about being thrown out of a bar in NYC. Saw a clip of one of the early versions of the joke. The difference was night and day.
For me it's the long pants xD
Yeah, he now relies more on his tone and impressions than just saying it in a funny way. I think if he didn’t, he wouldn’t be funny
Gabriel is one my favorites he's always funny.
HAHaHa❗......I don't know which one is funnier the Frankenstein walk or the Hose part🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂.
"I can't fart" X'DDDD
"Well, pull out your finger" X'DDDD X'DDDD
Man I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe so I had to stop the video just to catch my Breath
Damn fluffy wearing pants?? 😳
It's an old one
I've got to learn one day, do not to eat or drink and watch Gabriel Iglesias because he is so damn funny
rock climbing33 lmao. I learned that REAL quick after the 3rd time watching him.😂😂😂 I figured,no one is THAT funny! It can't last! Oh it HAS AND DID!🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 LOVE this guy!
Quick way to lose weight I guess
I haven’t learnt my lesson…
Poor Gabriel ,Felipe comes out "That was funny huh "
I wouldn't say that Felipe "comes out", dude 🤯
@@YxyVoyager”uh oh.” he’s coming out! No I’m not- Fluffy not *FLUFFY*, okay? You got long hair but I don’t pull it bro, this is cushion but not for your pushin’
I have a little sister and two friends who are nurses and the stories that they have told me....🤣
Had this happen to me once when I were 6 years old. I tried to get to the bathroom but was constantly being pushed out of the way by my sisters. After the day was mostly over I couldn't go, nothing would come out and had severe stomach pain. I was taken to hospital got my blood drawn despite telling them what was wrong. 3 hours later I were taken to children's and the doc there knew just by looking at me what was wrong. Five minutes later it was like Niagara Falls.
No matter how many times I watch this it always cracks me up.
"Pokeyman" XD
"SHREK IS GONNA BLOOOW"🤣😂
So a little story:
Today was a long day. I needed to get some stuff done so I got started from the moment I woke up. Been working on it all day and finally finished at 4 o'clock. As soon as I finished, my stomach told me "¡OYE CABRON! EAT SOME DAMN FOOD"
So of course I prepare a nice southern meal of pulled pork picnic, collard greens, and a biscuit, and I finally sit my ass down for some R&R, and I decide to watch some of Gabriel Iglesias' videos while I eat.
This is the first one I clicked.
No matter how bad my day has been. Fluffy always makes me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Thanks dude.✌💞🙏
When he said THAT'S IT.
It gets me every time.
The Frankenstein movie in fast forward..ooh my stomach😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I swear I almost woke up my gamily because I was lmao
me hizo cagar de risa
Lololoo......I love all the voices he can do....I'd love to see this whole show
Just found this today. Needed this laugh, got written up at work for it lol
2:13 Well pull out your finger. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL!!!
I freaking LOVE fluffy! One of the funniest dudes EVER!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂 I love how funny you can make a hospital visit! That was great! 😂😂😂😂😂
My God, he's one of the funniest people on Earth. I love this guy.
The man is unreal! I am wiping tears because that is the funniest thing I've heard him do.
Bro it never gets old absolutely love Gabriel absolutely love him probably one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen in my life
Who’s excited to see this in 10 years when it pop up in our recommended
"Shrek is gonna blow!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is so funny, make you laugh even on a tuff stressed out day. Life's seen through his spirit is reality, life is good.
I can't stop laughing when it said watch out shrek is going to BLOW
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pokemon Pokemon!!!!!😭🤣🤣🤣
I almost died I couldn't breathe
Well i can get you a breathing hose 😂
Absolutely LOVE you FLUFFY😂...always lmao 😂😂😂
This special was my first experience watching Gabriel and god damn it still cracks me up XD
I would like to see the whole show for this one!
I'm VERY lucky to be laying down in my bed, or I would have fallen to the floor from how much I laughed at this clip
This one is definitely my favorite!!!
That last line had me dying.
This guy is so great! I bet hes gonna blow up one day!
If this is a joke, clever, otherwise, where you been?
@@andyd4292 Yea, its a joke lol.
Ayy cousin let's go bowling
Me too chief, this dude is going places.
@@andyd4292 He's been in Liberty City! Where have YOU been??
This dude is pain fully funny. He’s has to be in the top 5 best comedians.
YAAAAAY!!!!!! Been trying to find this skit for several years!!!!! I saw it on a comedy central special & couldn't remember which one.
0:50
congratulations, you've just got promoted
This guy is the best comedian of our time.
@Mentor Altaïr ibn la'Ahad Yes I must agree. Dave Chappell is fantastic. These two are the best in the business. It’s hard for me to pick which one I like the best.
Damn. This is old school fluffy. Haha. Probably the first ever stand up I've seen of him. Lol. Still cracks me up!
"I'm not gonna tell you what he did but you know what he did!"
Lmao
Fluffy always makes my day!!! 😂
Had the same thing happen when I was in the 3rd grade and that’s when I learned I wasn’t gay
Lmao that is funny 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Andrew Gahner I don’t get it....
@@nsr5961 the name of the medical procedure is called enema (pronounced "in-eh-muh"). It's where lots of warm water goes up your butt to relieve extreme constipation. This involves sticking a hose up your butt.
danielsjohnson wait I know what enema is but I read that as edema. Sorry
I love how he said "God damn Shrek" and the word they chose to censor was god
No, the word they beeped was damn.
they should've censored it all *Shrek is god*
@@Jarock316 no i heard him say damn. The word they beeped came before that.
I wish I could meet him he makes me laugh when times are just tough, hero in my book. Also glad to c content I havnt seen before
I have been looking for this joke for YEARS!!! FINALLY!!
you look good in this video. keep up the good work
Fact:
"NO OTHER COMEDIAN like Gabriel Iglesias can fill a stadium/Coliseum without using TONS of cussing words"
He's our no. 1 Comedian in the world, that you can bring the whole family and have fun...
Have a great day to y'all
"I looked like an old Frankenstein movie in fast forward." LOL 😆
oh gosh that's so funny I love his voice impressions .. I've probably seen all his comedy videos out
Omg I laughed so hard 🤣......
My grandma is a nurse AND named Martha
You could see Gabriel’s talent a mile away. He was destined for the big stage.
I really needed to see that that made my day 🤣🤣
This was the first standup special I've seen from him and I've been a fan since then.
He's got me roflmao. Great joke Fluffy
We need more of this please
I need to see more of this
One of my favorite as well.
Fluffy does it again, makes me laugh like always! "They put me in a ugly green hospital robe, I looked like, Shrek!"
This guy is the best
Bless you Gabriel, I Am Grateful, The Heart Of Laughing Is The Heart Of Love
Truly one of the best comedians
I can’t believe I’m just now discovering this story from him. Lol
Please upload the Keep The Noise Down! That would be hilarious 😂 😂
It’s the funny story when Gabriel prank calls Felipe in a hotel pretending to be people who are at the front desk
Pshhhhhhh don't ruin it
Ryan Pulliam wym?
@@davida6919 just saying let them figure it out
Ryan Pulliam ohhh
@@davida6919 yeah lol. Sorry. I meant no disrespect
XD I never get tired of the way he says "Pokemon!"
Love fluffy. I needed this 😜😛😅
If you thumbs down, you should say why! This was both funny AND entertaining.
Probably hit a nerve because they all had to do the Frankenstein before 😂
Pay no attention to the trolls.