Throwback Thursday: The Bartender Tried To Warn Me | Gabriel Iglesias

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  • @Dralyn06
    @Dralyn06 5 лет назад +14054

    Every awesome story always starts out with “Martin and I..”

    • @watermunteconomie3938
      @watermunteconomie3938 5 лет назад +203

      "Martííííííííííííín", just cracks me up every time.. see clip "beetle".

    • @NoraIconiq
      @NoraIconiq 5 лет назад +67

      Thats because when guys go out with friends crazy shit tends to happen.

    • @robertalexander5892
      @robertalexander5892 5 лет назад +24

      @@NoraIconiq
      Women are just as bad, y'all just get away with it a lot more.

    • @NoraIconiq
      @NoraIconiq 5 лет назад +13

      @@robertalexander5892 Thats because when men do it. Its kinda expected dont know why it just is.

    • @tommiejonsson8952
      @tommiejonsson8952 5 лет назад +9

      He's actually said that himself. Well, actually he said: "all the good ones start out like that", but it amounts to the same thing.

  • @mac2696
    @mac2696 5 лет назад +11999

    Gabe: so Martin and I
    Me: oh this gon be good

    • @ishhki966
      @ishhki966 5 лет назад +64

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @trap3rb287
      @trap3rb287 5 лет назад +81

      Martin share all his good shit moments with gabe😂👌🏻

    • @CiudadanaHerzeleid
      @CiudadanaHerzeleid 5 лет назад +14

      Always 😁

    • @stijnVDA1994
      @stijnVDA1994 5 лет назад +48

      Martin coming from the toilet spotting gabe with the gay dude: now the fun happens😈

    • @Clara-xl1bh
      @Clara-xl1bh 5 лет назад +5

      Yess😂😂

  • @TheSoundofTanay
    @TheSoundofTanay 5 лет назад +9307

    "and then it began. The hunt..."
    tatatatatatatatatatatata

    • @JoseEstrada-zp3fk
      @JoseEstrada-zp3fk 5 лет назад +16

      Yeah man

    • @charleslastname8587
      @charleslastname8587 5 лет назад +10

      Weird as hell tbh.

    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 5 лет назад +1

      @@JoseEstrada-zp3fk
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    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 5 лет назад

      @@yolandatracey4650
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    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 5 лет назад

      @@charleslastname8587
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  • @anguseverist4178
    @anguseverist4178 4 года назад +4877

    He makes jokes about his weight, but look at him. That man wears his weight like a champion.

    • @luigimedugno3775
      @luigimedugno3775 3 года назад +29

      Facts

    • @raven_salvation
      @raven_salvation 3 года назад +19

      True true true!

    • @gearsofwar2497
      @gearsofwar2497 3 года назад +20

      That’s confidence

    • @landobaggins4023
      @landobaggins4023 3 года назад +15

      that’s how you gotta do it because if you fat and don’t like being fat yo screwed- from a fat person

    • @Lil7672
      @Lil7672 3 года назад +8

      @@landobaggins4023 or lose that weight ?

  • @Crazy_R3coon
    @Crazy_R3coon 4 года назад +4575

    Best quote i have ever accidentally said was “ i get a little drunk when I’m gay” my friends never let me forget it

    • @Buckle-Bucky
      @Buckle-Bucky 3 года назад +102

      It would've been better for you if you said "I get a little Gay when I'm drunk"

    • @estebancino5426
      @estebancino5426 3 года назад +312

      @@Buckle-Bucky Maybe the funny part is that he say it the other way around

    • @Buckle-Bucky
      @Buckle-Bucky 3 года назад +19

      @@estebancino5426 funniness is subjective

    • @ovo_daedae6678
      @ovo_daedae6678 3 года назад +81

      @@Buckle-Bucky Then don't say what would be better if it's subjective.

    • @Buckle-Bucky
      @Buckle-Bucky 3 года назад +8

      @@ovo_daedae6678 I'm allowed to share my opinion

  • @Starblitz2891
    @Starblitz2891 5 лет назад +8091

    I lost it when he said, "Hello! Hello! Heelloo! Heelloo!" Had me in stitches.

    • @taihui8905
      @taihui8905 5 лет назад +81

      Make sure you watch the one titled "I found my sons son's kryptonite"

    • @avragetrinidadian3787
      @avragetrinidadian3787 5 лет назад +38

      Hellooooooo!!!!
      Hellooooooooooooooo!!!

    • @potterfanz6780
      @potterfanz6780 5 лет назад +39

      But how did the story end!??

    • @SirenS550
      @SirenS550 5 лет назад +6

      Ember_Gold thats what your mom said

    • @lolowoods3120
      @lolowoods3120 5 лет назад +3

      Potterfanz same

  • @alphagamer1802
    @alphagamer1802 5 лет назад +4045

    Whenever I hear the phrase “Martin and I,” I immediately know that this story is going to get interestingly good

    • @bendejo8
      @bendejo8 5 лет назад +32

      I saw fluffy preform and martin was there too. When it was over everybody could smell martins weed haha

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 5 лет назад +3

      I know

    • @samuelkletz6708
      @samuelkletz6708 3 года назад +3

      All the good stories start with “Martin & I”

    • @ojarajustine1762
      @ojarajustine1762 3 года назад +1

      Martin and Fluffy seem to have a lot of great time as friends.

    • @Motzistick17
      @Motzistick17 3 года назад +1

      Exactly

  • @NullHorrors
    @NullHorrors 5 лет назад +10669

    "So Martin and I..."
    Me: *opens microwaved popcorn* Here we go...

    • @SkullSoldier559
      @SkullSoldier559 4 года назад +33

      Lol

    • @sebcan844
      @sebcan844 4 года назад +24

      Fr tho! Also I see your a darling of culture

    • @toastszz
      @toastszz 4 года назад +14

      I just saw ur pfp... i see u i see u my fellow weeb

    • @kobehollowhorn4180
      @kobehollowhorn4180 4 года назад +8

      @@toastszz XD yess my fellow weebs

    • @strawberrypocky6644
      @strawberrypocky6644 4 года назад +5

      I finished watching the anime a couple weeks ago, and I cried so much. T_T

  • @surferdude4487
    @surferdude4487 4 года назад +2064

    People, fans, the reason the guy started to lose weight was he either had to do that or die. Speaking for myself, I'm really glad that Fluffy is still with us.

    • @kenriches7403
      @kenriches7403 3 года назад +41

      You nailed it

    • @colinmcdonald2499
      @colinmcdonald2499 3 года назад +53

      Yes. 445 is simply too much weight to carry around.

    • @chuky1120
      @chuky1120 3 года назад +49

      He had to lose weight after he found he has Type-2 Diabetes.

    • @leylarustamova
      @leylarustamova 2 года назад +43

      Honestly the fact that people wanted him to hold on to that weight just shows how fucked up the mentality in the US is

    • @wakcedout
      @wakcedout 2 года назад +18

      @@chuky1120 I always figured it was something he promised his mother before she passed. I say that because after his mom died was when it looked like he was making a seeious effort to lose weight.
      So from those ques it seemed like his promise to her final wishes.

  • @sameerkharade7750
    @sameerkharade7750 4 года назад +241

    His accent switch when saying Martin is incredible 👌🏾

  • @SwapneelMohite
    @SwapneelMohite 5 лет назад +1185

    The legend says, the bartender is still saying Hello...

    • @thebigscum3616
      @thebigscum3616 4 года назад +11

      Lmao

    • @mr.mystery1226
      @mr.mystery1226 3 года назад +10

      HELLOOOOO *makes indication of sex*

    • @gewoontimm
      @gewoontimm 2 года назад

      👉👌👉👌👉👌 helloooo 😅😅

    • @aehrlynn
      @aehrlynn 2 года назад

      HEELLLOOOOOOOO 👉👌

  • @aliamari6089
    @aliamari6089 5 лет назад +1964

    I just woke up and this made my day start with the thought of going to a salon 😂 thank you fluffy 😊

    • @mayaroma1875
      @mayaroma1875 5 лет назад +3

      You woke up at 9pm???? That's too early bro lol

    • @nathanielwiningear8
      @nathanielwiningear8 5 лет назад +1

      I just woke up at 11 30

    • @Quaresma_Jr43
      @Quaresma_Jr43 5 лет назад

      Where are you from because here is 7:31 at night

    • @mayaroma1875
      @mayaroma1875 5 лет назад

      @@Quaresma_Jr43 so when do the sun rises there?

    • @charleston1716
      @charleston1716 5 лет назад

      It’s 12 30 what the hell

  • @emilywhitson5443
    @emilywhitson5443 5 лет назад +5021

    It’s not a fluffy story unless it starts with Martin and I
    Edit: Omg this is the most anyone has ever liked/ responded to my comment thanks

    • @cimondebbarma7205
      @cimondebbarma7205 5 лет назад

      Hi

    • @seanlauer7483
      @seanlauer7483 5 лет назад +4

      So true Emily so true

    • @ng23242
      @ng23242 5 лет назад

      On god

    • @MartintheTinman
      @MartintheTinman 5 лет назад +2

      I know, right

    • @billperron2
      @billperron2 5 лет назад

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  • @clumsiiconfidant5780
    @clumsiiconfidant5780 4 года назад +375

    “Hello!
    HE-LLOOOO! 👉🏻👌🏻
    HE-LOOOOOOOO!
    👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👌🏻
    HELLO.”

    • @LokiGodOfTime
      @LokiGodOfTime 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ttrinh312
      @ttrinh312 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣😂💀😂🤣🤣☠💀😂👍🤣☠💀💀☠☠☠

    • @Fdrnghppr
      @Fdrnghppr 4 года назад +3

      These are the real lyrics of warning people when drunk:
      HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👉🏼
      HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👌🏼👌🏼
      HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👆🏻
      😮👈🏼HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👉🏼👉🏼👌🏼👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

    • @krishnayashas8360
      @krishnayashas8360 3 месяца назад

      You forgot 👄👈👉👉👉👉👉👉👌👌👌👌👌👌

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex 4 года назад +620

    Gabe knows how to get an entire room's attention with 4 little words.
    "So Martin and I..."
    *Snap of 200 people's necks as they turn to look at him*

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 5 лет назад +440

    I like the part later when Martin says something like,”He was gay you know.”
    Fluffy,”I know. I have options.” 😂😂😂

    • @justicecanfield1381
      @justicecanfield1381 2 года назад +10

      HE SAID HE WOULD COOK FOR ME! WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU COOKED FOR ME? NEVER!

  • @Julian4194
    @Julian4194 5 лет назад +1336

    Gabriel: I am 16 shots of tequila in.
    Liver: Am I joke to you?

    • @Lionman177
      @Lionman177 3 года назад +58

      Me: having bottle of tequila alone.
      Liver: Rly? What's next, 700 grams of fried pork?
      Me: Great idea!
      Stomach: Quits.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 3 года назад +36

      @@Lionman177 colon: Aww HEEEELLLLL NAW!

    • @Lionman177
      @Lionman177 3 года назад +21

      @@GhostBear3067 They never made it to colon because stomach quit earlier :)

    • @armybeef68
      @armybeef68 3 года назад +4

      Here, hold my beer

    • @alecnolastname4362
      @alecnolastname4362 3 года назад +5

      so if a fifth is 750 whats 1.17ml in imperial?
      anyway. 1170ml over a litre of whiskey is my record.
      bought the wrong bottle, finished it anyway.

  • @harunanase1696
    @harunanase1696 4 года назад +598

    "Bro, I'll be back" *initiate Jaws mode*
    "I'll be back~" *initiate Jaws be slayin it mode*

  • @Hagrits_hat
    @Hagrits_hat 3 года назад +235

    He still remembers everything even after that much tequila 😆

  • @AquaDoll34
    @AquaDoll34 5 лет назад +445

    "One time Martin and I..."
    Me: Stacy get the damn pop corn and get in here!

    • @sandips5120
      @sandips5120 4 года назад

      That night he was a broke back Mexican 😂

  • @fumikagetokoyami8297
    @fumikagetokoyami8297 5 лет назад +4797

    Fluffy was so drunk he became gay for a few minutes didn't think it was possible

    • @maxhax367
      @maxhax367 5 лет назад +205

      he was gay for 5 seconds when the plane got hit by lightning

    • @CabezasDePescado
      @CabezasDePescado 5 лет назад +25

      you have been never been drunk i assume

    • @fumikagetokoyami8297
      @fumikagetokoyami8297 5 лет назад +94

      @@CabezasDePescado ever been so drunk you forgot you had a drinking game at your house and took a cab home

    • @Vaprous
      @Vaprous 5 лет назад +53

      I am not entirely convinced Gabriel isn't Bisexual.

    • @Briskrainbow0
      @Briskrainbow0 5 лет назад +58

      In all fairness, being drunk makes you REALLY friendly in some instances....

  • @vsgfilmgroup
    @vsgfilmgroup 5 лет назад +669

    "I can't believe we finished the whole bottle." That's like announcing that you're the first three-legged sheep to ever walk into Wolf Valley.

    • @nedrgr21
      @nedrgr21 5 лет назад +43

      Blondes' mating call

    • @Sigart
      @Sigart 5 лет назад +24

      It's like you think they're not doing it on purpose. :P

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 5 лет назад +10

      @@Sigart Golly, Admiral Ackbar, what do you think about this one?
      ITSATRAP.JPG
      Yep, me too!

    • @donf3877
      @donf3877 5 лет назад +5

      "How we gonna get home?" You just know they ain't gonna get home that night :) But.......... if the guy is just as drunk, he might take a 10 home.... and wake up with a 2 :(

    • @skyc7089
      @skyc7089 5 лет назад +23

      This is misogynist and follows rape culture. Just cause someone is drunk doesn't mean they consent/are asking for sex. It's so pitiful idk whether to laugh at people or cry. Period.

  • @MrISabier
    @MrISabier 5 лет назад +221

    Man, Gabriel is too much. His mannerisms between straight and gay is just perfect.

  • @teresaterry9085
    @teresaterry9085 4 года назад +64

    I love his Woman voice! This guy cracks me up so much! Most of my friends are Mexican and are just like this. I miss them a lot!

  • @upalmukherjee1932
    @upalmukherjee1932 5 лет назад +3575

    How great stories started in the past : "Once upon a time"
    How great stories start now : "So Martin and I"
    Edit - i made this comment 8 months ago and today I was just rewatching this and I noticed how many likes my comment has got ... Like dayyyyuuuuuum

    • @aa-jm7js
      @aa-jm7js 5 лет назад +7

      upal mukherjee. His friend Martin went off with the 2 drunk girls when he heard them talking about how drunk they were while he stayed there with the guy that was picking up on him. But, he didn't say what went on after that, like if they left the place together though. He left that part out.

    • @randomheadshot4291
      @randomheadshot4291 4 года назад +14

      We need a "Once upon a time, martin and I" the universe might not be able to handle it though

    • @bayougirl4410
      @bayougirl4410 3 года назад +5

      You win the comment section 😂😂

    • @MissVVVVV
      @MissVVVVV 3 года назад +2

      So true! Love it when Martin features

    • @uselessly789
      @uselessly789 3 года назад +3

      Why must you edit the comment and say that

  • @ecclestonsangel
    @ecclestonsangel 5 лет назад +581

    I see Fluffy, I dislocate a joint in my finger to click! Wish they'd let him finish the joke; it was even funnier!😂😂

  • @manoftruth0935
    @manoftruth0935 5 лет назад +206

    “Martin and I”
    All his best stories start like that.

  • @adamseward3567
    @adamseward3567 5 лет назад +263

    To everyone else, he’s Fluffy.
    To this man, he’s “Damn.”

  • @TrixAnims1990
    @TrixAnims1990 Год назад +16

    We always say "We're happy you are trying to get healthy Fluffy" but I also want to thank Martin and all of Fluffy's support to help him. You are champions guys ^^

  • @AbbyWhisperWitch
    @AbbyWhisperWitch 4 года назад +126

    "Martin and I..."
    Me:*pours margarita* let's do this!

  • @ellewoods1411
    @ellewoods1411 4 года назад +50

    I love his stories so much 😂 Fluffy is the best. He's gotten me through some real hard times myself. In fact, he's helping me get through the hardest time of my life thus far. My fiance and I are coming to see you at Cross Insurance Arena in March! If it's the last thing we do

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 5 лет назад +1251

    Does that mean im gay? i mean my teacher said im quite a creative dude
    I dont know maybe I'll ask my boyfriend

    • @maximumrisk2004
      @maximumrisk2004 5 лет назад +57

      Nah, its just a phase. 🤣

    • @smoogieoogie
      @smoogieoogie 5 лет назад +10

      Crowe3717 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @kneecapdeleter96
      @kneecapdeleter96 5 лет назад +4

      ToxicSkull0 XD

    • @memphoonthemississippi2554
      @memphoonthemississippi2554 5 лет назад +10

      Yes. Yes it does. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

    • @PoeLemic
      @PoeLemic 5 лет назад +3

      ToxicSkull:
      Wanna come over my house?, I'll let you show me how creative you are, and I will teach you alot too. We can have fun.

  • @rc.alexmoya
    @rc.alexmoya 5 лет назад +90

    We all gotta agree, every time he says "Martin and I" its the best stories he will ever tell, and also he got us all with the "Hello HELLOO, HELLOOOO" part😂

  • @shamanbeartwo3819
    @shamanbeartwo3819 4 года назад +401

    Ah, he's met the Chubby Chasers. No matter what you look like, there is a genre of hot young gay men that think you are the end-all-be-all. Equal opportunity employers.

    • @irasahara149
      @irasahara149 4 года назад +8

      I can't LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

    • @shamanbeartwo3819
      @shamanbeartwo3819 4 года назад +31

      @@irasahara149 :)) That's what we call them:)) My last bf is way bigger than Fluffy and pushing 70. And they line up. "Can I touch your Buddha Belly?" "Well, go fetch me a beer, give me a foot rub and we'll talk about it". "Okay" and off they run to do his bidding. I should just give up my gym membership and put on a hundred and fifty pounds.

  • @SpaceyBrain
    @SpaceyBrain 4 года назад +15

    Gabriel, thank you for these. When I'm fighting my dark moments you help me a lot to seize the day when getting out of bed is just the hardest thing to do.

  • @avragetrinidadian3787
    @avragetrinidadian3787 5 лет назад +135

    You know it's gonna be good when the story starts with...
    "Marteen and i...."

  • @cakimiric5034
    @cakimiric5034 5 лет назад +137

    I am gay and I laughed so hard at this. Fluffy is just an amazing comedian. :D

    • @Kylejeepadventures
      @Kylejeepadventures 5 лет назад +7

      Caki Miric i am too. Laughed 😆 hard too.

    • @theewelder
      @theewelder 5 лет назад

      @@Kylejeepadventures be gay and laff alone plz,,,,,,,,,hes awful..............look up bill burr........

    • @nobledinafuentes9462
      @nobledinafuentes9462 5 лет назад

      @@theewelder 09 m l ñnpģo ñsá p

    • @InTheZone85
      @InTheZone85 5 лет назад +5

      I'm straight and i laughed....

    • @nicobrookswolf50
      @nicobrookswolf50 3 года назад

      indeed

  • @louwilson0906
    @louwilson0906 4 года назад +12

    Gabriel, there are a lot of comedians out there trying to make people laugh, but, you are a naturally very, very funny guy. Your stuff is original, it's all you, no one else comes close to the quality of outrageous, hilarious comedy like you. What really puts you over the edge that makes you so extremely funny is your sound effects and your very good impressions of sooo many people. I really, thoroughly enjoy your RUclips videos that I watch while working on graveyard shift. It helps me through the night. I'm a retired Military disabled veteran with PTSD and a retired Arizona law enforcement officer. I say this because your one of the very few that can make me truly laugh. I do not laugh very much when other comedians are trying to be funny on stage...especially the comedians who feel they have to be vulgar to be funny. It's a turn off for me. My wife I have followed your career from when you first started out to now and your like a bottle of wine...you have have gotten better with age. I've never been to any of your live shows, but would love too before I croak out...I'll be 70 in Sept, yeeoow!!!
    Take care of yourself and keep up the good work you do, thank you...old man Wilson, or Papa Lou from my 24 grandkids and 5 great grandkids 😎
    Apache Junction, Az

  • @davidred1809
    @davidred1809 3 года назад +26

    Man I remember when you came to Detroit and was taking shots with the crowd. You went through a whole bottle of tequila plus another half! You were so drunk Fluffy! that was such a great show!

  • @Greg-qh7sq
    @Greg-qh7sq 3 года назад +6

    I don’t see size, I see humor, and this guy is full of it. Best comedian I’ve ever seen.

  • @hussssshie
    @hussssshie 5 лет назад +75

    You're the funniest man alive. Period.

    • @keabonhall9046
      @keabonhall9046 5 лет назад +2

      Internet Explorer really unsure if this is a satire comment

    • @MegaKiba
      @MegaKiba 5 лет назад +1

      I dont know if i should be happy fluffy is getting his talent recognized or concerned internet explorer has a google account

    • @hussssshie
      @hussssshie 5 лет назад +3

      @@MegaKiba The second one. Sold my soul when Micro$oft ditched me. I'm not crying though. #StayStrong

    • @dev-nx1ug
      @dev-nx1ug 5 лет назад

      you haven’t seen real uncut comedy if you think this is funny

    • @hussssshie
      @hussssshie 5 лет назад +1

      @@dev-nx1ug mv yourself to /dev/null already.

  • @ComputerGuyAndy
    @ComputerGuyAndy 4 года назад +3

    It's not just the jokes, it's the faces, the gestures, the voices and all of it .. Right On Time!
    I'm Cryin' Kiddo,
    Thank You So So Much...

  • @DeadlyDanDaMan
    @DeadlyDanDaMan 4 года назад +602

    Guys think they're smart, but girls know EXACTLY what they are doing when they scream shit at a bar like "I can't believe we finished the whole bottle!! How ever are we going to get home!!"
    Bruh, you aren't hunting, they are fishing.

    • @TacticalGamingNetwork
      @TacticalGamingNetwork 3 года назад +27

      facts

    • @m2-x-n253
      @m2-x-n253 3 года назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @m2-x-n253
      @m2-x-n253 3 года назад +12

      Its been fishing all this time

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 года назад +15

      Bruh you might be hunting the fish but you gotta hunt the fisherman.

    • @kheepsiyahisrael8606
      @kheepsiyahisrael8606 3 года назад +52

      Excellent point. I was standing outside the arts building on campus, and spotted a man walking up towards me. His swag had me in a trance and I could not take my eyes off him. He got closer and finer and I thought to my self he’s a keeper. He did not eyeball the girls he walked passed , and when they flirted he politely spoke. So, I decided to stay right by the door so he would have to pass by me. He did not say a word just walked on by, so I frowned and thought he got away, but he looked back, after he opened the door and sawed me frowned up looking puzzled and asked, “is everything alright, why is a pretty girl like you all frowned up,” and I said, “I am so hungry,” and he said, “I am only going to be in here few minutes, if you are still here when I come back, I would like to take you out to lunch.” Well that worked, we had lunch and spent everyday together for years..

  • @andyarchibald5648
    @andyarchibald5648 3 года назад +1

    This man is a God amongst people

  • @bradzisaak
    @bradzisaak 4 года назад +3

    This guy is the funniest comedian I have ever seen. My wish is for him to visit Namibia one day and perform for our people. What an artist.

  • @trivialslope
    @trivialslope 5 лет назад +163

    i think i remember this one

    • @mayaroma1875
      @mayaroma1875 5 лет назад +3

      I think I forgot this one...

    • @navneetkaushik2482
      @navneetkaushik2482 5 лет назад

      @@mayaroma1875 ya me too

    • @mayravixx25
      @mayravixx25 5 лет назад

      @@mayaroma1875 I don't even know what this is from, I'm hoping I can find it later.

  • @DSSDGamingOG
    @DSSDGamingOG 5 лет назад +45

    The hunt! Made me laugh so hard

  • @gamemasternintendoo
    @gamemasternintendoo 5 лет назад +73

    And that was the night that fluffy lost his second virginity.

  • @shaneaudios2883
    @shaneaudios2883 4 года назад +8

    I just literally scream when the bar tender said
    " HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO"

  • @FallenOne669
    @FallenOne669 5 лет назад +7

    My favourite part of Fluffy's shows is the way he interacts with the crowd.

  • @jordanperalta1018
    @jordanperalta1018 3 года назад +11

    My question is how you remember this crap bro. 16 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU REMEMBER THIS? You’re the tequilan GOD!

  • @Cruz1214.
    @Cruz1214. 5 лет назад +134

    I mean Gabriel seems like a cool dude, why should we judge him on how big he is, Now buying him lunch is a different story

    • @PaperCrane78
      @PaperCrane78 5 лет назад +2

      Big faxs

    • @grimstnzborithbrisingr7296
      @grimstnzborithbrisingr7296 5 лет назад +3

      @@PaperCrane78 You got a fax machine? How long have you had it and does it still work?

    • @PaperCrane78
      @PaperCrane78 5 лет назад +5

      @@grimstnzborithbrisingr7296 how many faxs do u need

    • @Trimaster20
      @Trimaster20 4 года назад +1

      @@PaperCrane78 did you get a carfax?

    • @darthultor6365
      @darthultor6365 4 года назад

      @Evi1M4chine his body his live. Sure Its not healthy but its his choice innit

  • @anarkittyuwu3738
    @anarkittyuwu3738 4 года назад +15

    Gabe:”So Martin and I”
    Me: AIGHT LESGO

  • @Lexington-Felix
    @Lexington-Felix 2 года назад +1

    He truly makes me laugh and smile every time. I am so glad he deci$ed to share his gifts with the world. There are only a handful of comedians that make me cry laughing and truly have a way with heartfelt joy. I hope he is with us forever. Much love FLUFFY! ✌🏻❤️✊

  • @disturbedpictures12
    @disturbedpictures12 3 года назад +11

    “And that kids is how I met your father.”

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam 5 лет назад +78

    *"Hello, HELOOOOO."*

  • @jmoney6782
    @jmoney6782 5 лет назад +22

    Gabriel Iglesias will always make me laugh 😂

    • @ZepMab
      @ZepMab Год назад

      True, no matter what he's hilarious and leaves you in splits

  • @Abejaved
    @Abejaved 5 лет назад +128

    Should’ve left in the cooking part too.

  • @Mickey_Moon507
    @Mickey_Moon507 4 года назад +1678

    Gabriel: Gay men are calculated
    Me: lesbians are even worse. We're scared to flirt so we calculate how to flirt without talking-
    EDIT: Nice to see all the other lesbians out there agree

    • @stephengregory404
      @stephengregory404 4 года назад +19

      Let's get this to 31 more likes

    • @stephengregory404
      @stephengregory404 4 года назад +17

      Now we need to get mine to 66 likes

    • @rafaelrondon4207
      @rafaelrondon4207 4 года назад +63

      TIL lesbians are just teenage boys

    • @runningwolfpup1293
      @runningwolfpup1293 4 года назад +9

      It's about the hand movement lmao.

    • @austinslaughter319
      @austinslaughter319 4 года назад +68

      Had a lesbian mistake me for a girl in highschool once. Let me tell you, never let someone get me bent over and fingered while only saying "well hi there..." once. Of course it ended when she reached for the front.

  • @judisjeevan4908
    @judisjeevan4908 4 года назад +59

    The bartender didn't say that to Fluffy. He said it to the girls whom Martin was with😂

  • @sweetsweet5205
    @sweetsweet5205 5 лет назад +16

    In school this is keeping me alive

  • @biriqueen2578
    @biriqueen2578 5 лет назад +6

    Fluffy, I saw you when you came to Dallas, TX in February. Seeing you as my birthday present was the best. I want to meet you!♥️

  • @lazurinity125
    @lazurinity125 4 года назад +27

    Bro i was so loaded i bowed
    This killed me XDDDD

  • @BabyJaguar220
    @BabyJaguar220 2 года назад +1

    whenever you hear "Martin and I" at the beginning of a story, you know it's gonna be good

  • @xKCxDreamer
    @xKCxDreamer 3 года назад +3

    I swear Fluffy can *always* save my mood, especially if I’m mad/irritated like now. -w-✨

  • @frankderuiter124
    @frankderuiter124 5 лет назад +12

    found you a few months ago... Where have you been the rest of my life. You always have me dying from laughter

  • @meowmee6811
    @meowmee6811 5 лет назад +16

    I can still laugh no matter how many times I've seen this! Haha

  • @emanuelrojas2
    @emanuelrojas2 5 лет назад +95

    “OMG, I’m such a home wrecker!”

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 3 года назад +113

    Me: *watching this while cooking*
    Fluffy: "Martin and I..."
    Me: *drops everything and lets the food burn*

  • @marthaejimenez8553
    @marthaejimenez8553 4 года назад +10

    After watching this I laughed like a seal in distress. Flaps and all

  • @watermunteconomie3938
    @watermunteconomie3938 5 лет назад +14

    Never saw this clip before damn it made laugh so hard, thanks man!

  • @diwashrai
    @diwashrai 5 лет назад +7

    Amazing sound effects and impressions.

  • @rexholder2254
    @rexholder2254 5 лет назад +10

    The man is a genius!

  • @puffin20
    @puffin20 3 года назад +1

    The way he says "Martin" though... That RT combination is so pure Mexican!

  • @elizabethbillingsley5534
    @elizabethbillingsley5534 3 года назад +1

    I love your "Martin and I" stories!

  • @alexanderlagman2756
    @alexanderlagman2756 5 лет назад +52

    3:34 fluffy moves like Ted the teddy bear 😂

  • @world4me
    @world4me 5 лет назад +11

    Hey Gabe, I just want to say thank you so much for what you do! Last winter I was in a really dark place, fearing falling asleep every night crying and contemplating suicide, and to top it all my great uncle died making these emotions even harder to struggle through all of this. But your comedy shows and acts where perfect for me to fall asleep to, it gave me positive feelings in a time where I needed it most. So thank you for getting me through thoes nights Gabe!

    • @ZONA_ZERO_OFFICIAL
      @ZONA_ZERO_OFFICIAL 2 года назад

      My old school classic, original product of USA 🇺🇸 and themself representing their mothers and family
      In god we trust with liberty and justice for all 🙏🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈❤️❤️❤️❤️✅✅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
      Amen 🙏
      Blessing guys we love you so much 🥴🥴🥴🥴❤️❤️❤️❤️😝😝😝😝🌈🌈🌈🌈🥲🥲✅✅✅ we are so proud of you 🌤🌤☀️☀️☀️

  • @HGKEntertainment
    @HGKEntertainment Год назад +31

    It tooks 3 years for me to write a comment ... He's so damn funny! 🤣

  • @elizabethbillingsley5534
    @elizabethbillingsley5534 3 года назад +1

    Martin is a good friend to you. ❤

  • @olafelsberry9271
    @olafelsberry9271 4 года назад

    You always feel great listening to this wonderful fella Mr Gabriel

  • @cattierlobster99
    @cattierlobster99 5 лет назад +6

    No matter how many times I watch this it never gets old 😂

  • @HummingBird5713
    @HummingBird5713 5 лет назад +28

    The channel shall be named "Martin and i " xD

  • @mart2746
    @mart2746 5 лет назад +15

    And that was when Fluffy mumbled “I’ll never drink again!”

  • @nelsonrodriguez9813
    @nelsonrodriguez9813 3 года назад +1

    Bravo !! Live, love and laugh Great comedians can make you visualize their story. Gabriel is gifted. I can't wait to see your next show near me. God bless!

  • @danielle38134
    @danielle38134 Год назад +1

    I’m dying over here 😂 he’s just so honest and up front with his comedy. He’s the best one out there today. 😅

  • @paulliu1398
    @paulliu1398 5 лет назад +11

    when he said Hello! Hellloooo!!!!! Helloooo! I choked myself while eating lunch

  • @ecaterinaalexa3637
    @ecaterinaalexa3637 4 года назад +19

    Probably not the time to laugh but i laughed so hard when he said ''Really, they were drinking? Yeah, we killed it! 👍''

  • @nightcore7679
    @nightcore7679 5 лет назад +20

    Fluffy: Martin and I
    Me: I am gonna be on the floor from laugher

  • @thecrazymonkeygamer4708
    @thecrazymonkeygamer4708 4 года назад +1

    This was the first time I saw a video of fluffy. And it is still the funniest clip I’ve ever seen. Just to be clear it was not this actual clip. It was the same clip but it was posted years ago when I first saw it. Super thankful of it

  • @hman9785
    @hman9785 2 года назад +1

    When the BARTENDER tries to warn you, then it is obvious! That person is truly a friend

  • @Kelvryn
    @Kelvryn 5 лет назад +50

    When season 2 of your Netflix sitcom coming?

    • @Thiccpapicj
      @Thiccpapicj 5 лет назад +1

      Kelryth Ka'venusho they are filming it

    • @mayravixx25
      @mayravixx25 5 лет назад

      It's in the process of being filmed, it should be out soon.

  • @cupidscursed
    @cupidscursed 4 года назад +4

    4:06 is like the best *"AAGHN"*

  • @JyvynShpdinterlude
    @JyvynShpdinterlude 5 лет назад +4

    3:49 "Oh my God....do you work out? A little". 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @movedon2
    @movedon2 3 года назад +2

    I'd hug him everyday

  • @ememsamuel8669
    @ememsamuel8669 2 года назад

    I can believe I am still coming back again and again to this comedy clip. It just doesn't get old so fast.

  • @salem6991
    @salem6991 4 года назад +27

    0:58 you should see a lesbian when she sees a pretty girl.

  • @itzastrollum5946
    @itzastrollum5946 5 лет назад +7

    4:39 *HAHAHAHHAHAHAH*
    GOD!!!! I'LL SHOW THIS TO MY MOM! SHE WILL LOVE IT!!!!!

  • @CxGameLol
    @CxGameLol 4 года назад +4

    2:17 I feel "FANTASTIC"😂🤣😂🤣

  • @williamb6266
    @williamb6266 2 года назад +1

    I love his monologue. Also, his facial expressions remind me of some of Dom De luis's routines.

  • @Nora-ox3jn
    @Nora-ox3jn 4 года назад

    LOVE LOVE you ! please come to Vancouver! Whenever my levels of stress is high, all i have to do is watch you and I forget all, you make me laugh so hard… Thank You for all you do for all of us. Bring us laughter is the best medicine there is.