"Translating for People" | Felipe Esparza : TRANSLATE THIS
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
- From Felipe's 2017 standup special 'Translate This'
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About Felipe
Felipe Esparza is a stand-up comedian and actor, known for his 2012 stand-up special “They’re Not Gonna Laugh at You” currently playing on Netflix, his recurring appearances on “Superstore”, “The Eric Andre Show”, his recurring role on Netflix's “Gentefied”, “Last Comic Standing” (winner - 2010), his podcast “What’s Up Fool?” on the All Things Comedy Network and his newest stand-up special, “Translate This”, which premiered on HBO in 2017.
That whistle part killed me bcuz thats sooo true my dad talks like that 😭😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@Ghost 😂🤣 being Latino is fun
😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆
For some reason I can't whistle like that...if I could I would whistle talk and wave...fuckin awesome 🤣🤣
So your family speaks in whistles? :0
We do it in South Africa too. 😄
Yes,I was the international translater for my extended family at the tender age of 7 without pay 😩
I went on strike...
For like 30 seconds, moms hit me with a chancla.
She didn't have to do that in front of my parole officer.
LOL!
That's why after a while when people ask some dumb shit like "what does this say", I would tell them it says to learn english and to stop bothering me- dice que aprendas ingles y dejes de molestarme. They would get all annoyed and be like nevermind, but they never stopped to think how annoying they were constantly calling me over for some retarded ass bullshit like translating I wanted to play not fucking translate for ignorant adults even if they were my parents that shit is annoying.
And it's still fucking annoying at 30
@@rockk9753 wow dude, that's kinda our job tho
I bet some young kids who have to translate for their parents could work for the United Nations. That is such a heavy task for kids.
Yeah,,, I'm 15 and can't still translate shit,,, like my dad ask me for certain part of cars and in my mind I'm panicking..like "ah frick,, what do I do?? " And I have to take out my phone and translate it through Google translation.... smh
John Lopez Lol this is true. I got so good that by age 14 I was fixing everyone's immigration and legal paperwork 😂
I always did this as a kid.
you have no idea
Ikrrrr some of us be filling out government docs since 6 baby
So he speaks Spanish with a heavy accent and English with a heavy accent.
Lol
It's an East Los Angeles accent.
Raw Oyster I know pinches vatos mamones!!! They hate their own roots!!!
Janet Wood true.
@@MsJanetWood facts
Spanglish
When he said "can you translate porfa-please..." 😂😂😂 dude is hilarious! 😭
My grandmother is almost 96 years old and the only English I have ever heard her say is, " I give you 50 cents " with a very hard accent. She loves yard sells. Lol
That's so sweet!!! 🥰
My grandma is 100. She understands English. She doesn't speak it. I swear to God this woman is built differently. She's not convolusent or spent a day in a wheelchair. She wakes up every day, watches Chuck Norris (Texas Ranger), plants about 20 flowers or bushes a day, goes to church, them comes home eats, and goes to sleep. I'm 100 percent convinced this lady will out live us all.
😂😂
😂😂
This guy is funny af even when he isn't telling a joke, just the way he speaks and says things 🤣😭😂
@@leonflores2933 df bro
Just discovered him, he is Hilarious! His mannerisms/image, he needs to be in a MOVIE!!
Hard as fuck lol
That's a Mexican thing. It's the accent. I was talking to two Mexican brothers and one brother was talking about a woman he used to know. The first brother said "I wonder what happened to her". The second brother said "You fucking married her! Member?". The first brother said "Oh you're right! I forgot about that. yeah...I wonder what happened to her".
I had to translate at a doctors office and I would always get vejiga and vagina confused 😅 so if I told a man he had an enlarged vagina and he freaked out, I knew I’d used the wrong word 🤦🏻♀️
Lllloooooollllllll
When I came to the states i was looking for warehouse in Yakima WA. And in my puny English i was asking for whore house i got weird looks
This is great! 😂🤣😂🤣
Verga y Verja
francisco gil I’m surprised u didn’t get a address Sense Yakima is super bad
I can relate so much, my new favorite comedian 😂 I came from Cambodia and so did my parents and they still don’t speak English, I remember explaining to my mom how I can’t buy beer bc I’m only 16
Omg 😂
Hahahahahaha!!! That is so funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had to translate all the embarrassing stuff at stores like if they accept expired coupons.
Lol so do I!!
Hahahahaha I feel so sorry for you 😂
The worst! My parents always thought we could negotiate prices 🤦🏻♀️ or ask for a coupon 🙄 so embarrassing.
😂😂😂 beem there, and it was just in English
Whistles are also how my family in El Paso Tx help each other back cars into a parking spaces like a ghetto parking censor . 👉🏽 👉🏽whistle 👉🏽👉🏽 whistle 🙌🏽🙌🏽whistle 👈🏾 👈🏾whistle 🤏🏾🤏🏾 a couple short whistles then 👌🏽👌🏽 ✊🏾
For real güey nomas que si hablo español
I was doing tax returns for my parents when I was like 12. I remember being the "spokesperson" for the family because I was the oldest child and the one that had learned the most English.
Lmfao 😂 my life
Me too😂😂
literally
I’m not Mexican or latino, but I am native. The translator for friends and family is funny. My elders don’t speak English, they just speak Cree and Ojibwa. I got some family members that speak French, the rest just speak English.
-my own goal is to speak Spanish so I can speak to people of turtle island A’ho
Saludos hermano!
Latino and Hispanic are Europeans as well, those are wrongful terms for the inhabitants of the turtle island, just like the term indian is incorrect.
Where do you live and what you would like to learn in Spanish ?
@@rodolfofrias9630 theyre not wrong for those who want and claim them.
Get it done brother, Si se puede!! Mexican Spanish is the best, you won't regret it..
I been translating my entire life. I got so good at it that I ended up landing jobs as a translator for court depositions. So then a white boy could tell me I was not qualified like him because he went to school 4 yrs for a certificate that states he's a translator... Lmfao, get the fuck out of here... Pendejo 🙄🤭 I been doing this freestyle for 39 yrs.
Para tu comentario no voy a "hahaha", voy a JAJAJAJAJA 😂😂😂😂
Lmfao 😂 this is gold I landed plenty of banks job due to being trilingual myself everyone else ask how I got the job with no college education once I told them they was big mad 😂
Raquel Flechero @ Raquel Flechero, Guessing that you learned the first and maybe second languages simultaneously from birth with native- speaking parents. In my experience, people who learn a second or third language as adults or formally - in college- are either/ both angry and jealous that they “had to” spend thousands of hours memorizing practicing, studying formally whereas they think you-for example-had it “easy” as if it was “given to you” as an infant because of passive exposure. All of their years of high school and college ‘mastering’ other language(s) doesn’t amount to anything because they can’t get a job at AutoZone w/ their degrees and “bilinguality” over someone maybe w/ no GED whose folks spoke languages at home since birth and then other language in school. They just cannot compete with you because you have the natural speech pattern and nuances they most likely cannot achieve.That’s why they’re snarky and bitter. The nice part of this is that more people are trying to learn the culture- including language- of others. That’s a good thing, IMO.
@@cUser691 Auto Zone huh?
@@1snorelax Other than english, what other two languages do you speak?
I remember back in the day
MySpace days Felipe was coming up
In comedy and he posted a comment on my page saying my name with was up foooolll !!! I was like 😱
30 YEARS IS NOTHING!!! MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN HERE FOR ABOUT 60 YEARS AND THEY STILL DO NOT SPEAK "ENGLISH"!!!
Facts
"Deport those motherfukers!"😂😭🤣
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@Juan Two Three I'm sure your dad knew where the fuck he was, come on man a Mexican going into a bar or a cantina and doesn't know what it is, you can tell wtf it is from the outside and Mexicans drink a lot, you're naive lol
@Handsome B. Wonderful none actually, they're the same shit
Wow iv never related with anyone so much. My dad would make me translate everything if there wasnt a spanish speaker. I was like 11 or 12 and he'd make me talk on the phone or doctors, bank stuff. Especially since i was a shy quiet kid in school i didnt talk to anyone much. I wasnt able to translate everything. Id have to think of words and dad would make me say a freaking essay and id only remember the first two words🤣😑
I'm pretty sure that's why I stuttered as a kid.
"I'd rather be bisexual than be bilingual" 😂😂😂😂😂
Didn’t have to hit me with the non Spanish speaking that hard lmao. True though.
that hit hard still funny af
Pathetic
He reminds me of my friend Jose. He passed away last year. I'm laughing and crying at the same time.
Haha I was paying my parents mortgage and all the utility bills pretending to be my dad over the phone bc I spoke English and he only understood it. Shit made me grow up so fast fr 😅
Keep that s*** going I love it I never laughed so hard
I use to translate for my dad when I was younger and it was fun bc I’d tell him different things 😂
Did that during parent teacher conferences but the school wised up and started calling an interpreter lmfao 😂
1snorelax lmaoooo my sister used to do that, before my parents picked up some english
My dad tricked his mom into giving permission for him to cut school . Lol
You told him you were the smartest, most well behaved kid in school?
@@mctransportation9831 most definitely 💀 I was the class clown in school but he didn’t know
Im not latino or anything and i dont speak Spanish but this guy is fukn hilarious
Love the whistle,the accent, the hair! Real Bruh! Keep it up Fool!
You know it's funny when you can't understand Spanish and you're still laughing like hell
I didn't understand totally, but I knew it was R rated.
My grandma wanted to test my navajo skills and my grandpa watches judge Judy and Spanish tv shows and he’s navajo and he speaks Spanish by watching those for almost 40 years and I understand some Spanish and I fully understand navajo and there was a old Mexican guy asking for the nearest grocery center and I told him in spanish when my whole family was looking and I was sorta fluent in Spanish and he told me “How can a 6 year old understand Spanish at a young age? You Mexican?” I said no and that I was navajo and I introduced myself in navajo and he was amazed my family were like woah I was having a full on conversation with a old Mexican guy looking for directions...
That’s awesome
Fkn hilarious because at a young age (8yrs old for me) we become translators. 😂 especially at doctor's appts. Like how the fk r we suppose to translate advanced medical terms while learning elementary vocabulary.
I know a girl that speaks English with a Mexican accent but doesn't speak Spanish :p Pretty weird.
Thats fuckedd up. I've see plenty of those!
It’s when u grow up with Mexican parents or sumbody Mexican and they grow up w dat heavy accent but forget how to talk Spanish 🤦♂️
Bro me tho cuz my brain piggybacks on accents but also my family never taught me to speak Spanish
Ive heard people like that . They don’t know Spanish and have the,” Paisano” accent 😂
I used my bilingual skills to full advantage by moving across the border and landing a job in a medical clinic in Mexico. That's right, ladies and gents I turned the Mexican people taking American jobs stereotype on its head! 🙃😉 Consider me a pioneer. Lol
Do you mind me asking what the pay's like?
She gonna kill you
Congrats 👏 looking into property dual citizenship
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Por fa-please" HAHAH!
Bro!!! Thank u !!! N these dark times u put a smile on my face. I shared this with all my friends. Keep it going Brother!!!
"aquí en el ojo pinche guatas aquí,un chingazo aquí,un vergazo al ojo" 😂😂 i'm weak
"Deport these mfs" me with my dad lol he can't even say my dogs name
My parents can’t say my dog’s name either lmaoo. His name is Jin. My dad says Jean and my mom says Jim😂 They can perfectly say my chihuahua’s dog name tho . . Chiquilin
Lmao. My parents hate dogs but once I got a dog my dad would take him everywhere 😂
😂😂😂😂
I showed this to my Nana (she understands English) and she busted out laughing at this part 🤣
Bonita 😮
The whistle killed me 😂💀
So relatable 😅I’m thankful because speaking two languages fluently is very hard. I practice every day 😅
My dad has been in the USA since 1971 and still cannot speak english. He was born in 1946 and I was born in 1975. So I had to translate since kindergarden.
This is so true😂
My favorite comedian since for ever fool!
My mom saw my cousin's husband looking at the ceiling in my brother's wedding, and out of pitty asked me to go talk to him and be the "official interpreter" for the day. I had so many omissions and got creative sometimes. I am a medical interpreter nowadays. It's a lot of fun
One of my favorites.
"they look like John Madden" made me laugh out loud
Thanks Felipe for telling people about OUR experience. G Lopez with his material “Why are you crying”. Great stuff
A vergaso to the eye 🤣😅.
The legend , felipe esparza. Love your standups sir!!!
Herbalife lol
Omg, so true .. flash backs! Lol!!!
Hell yeah. Love the choice of music. Voodoo glow skulls. Nice!!
Deport those motherfuckers is the FUNNIEST LINE HERE. This is too relatable because my mother used to make me translate everythinggggg, I didn’t know wtf half the shit I was reading said in English when I was like 9-13 but I somehow translated something 😭😭
How have I not seen this before 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Spanglish/tequila- I speak...
My favorite comedian!
Lmaooo I was 10 years old and I was dealing with foreclosure attorneys!!!!
It's always been tough having to translate for my mom at the local gualmar, and she's been living here for the last 3 decades as well
This played on SXM Comedy while I was driving at work and I thought I was gonna crash the semi I was laughing so fuckin hard😂😂😂😂
Im in love with you...i just found out you are a comedian for many years one of the best ones i was told..saludos desde Las vegas 😉
Preach! Accurate af, this is my life
Can’t wait to see you in Irvine may 24
The Herbalife and Tupperware joke on point xD
Congratulations on all your success Felipe. God bless 👍
I love these clips 😂
About a year ago we saw Felipe at the Hard Rock here in Vegas. I checked to see if I could find any tickets the night before the show...and scored 3rd row! That shit was hella funny foo!
29 palms casino CA.. live. Cant wait..😁🍺💊🚬
Show is postponed now. The casino canceled all shows for the next 6 weeks.
@@felipeesparza Chingao 😣
lol
"last night i did my taxes bitch!"
HAHAHAHA OMFG EPIC
I ROFLD HARD
God bless for all those who translated for their parents
I didn't interpret for my parents but I did for my good friends. I didn't mind at all.
The whistle part kills me 😂
First time listener. I have to pause after the two pro nouns to the stomach joke...... I laughing uncontrollably.
Awesome👏👏👍👍✌🤘
Omg 😂 my dad speak whistle hahahahahaha
This is how I felt when I was 12 helping my Korean mom
This is so true 🤣🤣
The nice white lady with big arms....she looks like John Madden 😂😂
Lmao
Was app foo . How do find out a Mexicans last name if they don't want to tell you.......... Take off his shirt they'll have it tatood somewhere.
What did the gangster say when the house fell on him?...............ah get off me homes!!!
Sergio Montes You can also check the back windshield of their truck. Yes, I’m 100% Mexicano & damn proud of it. I’m also 100% bilingual.
lucid dream. Jomes
Fml why did I have to discover you tonight when I need to be asleep and awake in 5 hrs to try to get away with not doing shit at work. 🤣🤣
Oh shit you got the voodoo glow skulls playing 😆
Love you Felipe
LMFAO my dad and grandpa were like this
🤣🤣🤣 hilarious!!
You know it's funny because you can relate
Omg the fresh immigrants at the DMV with suits on or the Dominican ones with gold chains and huge designer shades lol I’ve seen that too many times
This guy is funny, I remember seeing him live in Hollywood,Ca before he won the Last Comic standing....
What is the name of the song in the beginning of bad decisions?
That is "Feels Like Tijuana" by a band called Tropa Magica.
The translating thing so relatable
I’ve translated so much shit for my whole family you’ve no idea 😂
Hey Felipe! Where can I purchase and view the whole special?!
This coming from another Felipe Esparza I now you feel bro
Chingon el vato y funny 2.
c/s=con/safos👊🏾😎.
Oralé Simón 😎
Love this guy!!!!!!
Dude, I resonate with this so much 😂😂
So what does “watas” mean? I cant find it online
Same my parents will use the “oh but you understand better.” Even though when I hear them speaking just fine in English when they have to lol
I just can't get Belipe out of my head when I see this dude. Belipe Belipe Belipe!
Funny AF!!
Love that VGS intro too! Fat Randy! Fat Randy!
This is beautiful...hahahaha. love you man.
Great stand up bro!! Keep it up!
The last part was hilarious
My parents never learned how to😂 drive ,so my siblings and had to drive sincei was12. That should be funny 🤣
i live in botswana.setswana is the main language here.i always have to translate setswana to english for my mother.
3:30 Mexicans and there whistling skills lol y’all do it perfect!!
Beautiful 🎉