"Teenage Father" | Felipe Esparza : TRANSLATE THIS

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

Комментарии • 331

  • @AnthonyD1986
    @AnthonyD1986 4 года назад +684

    One of the best comedians in the world. Kills me every time.

    • @GemmaJadeYT
      @GemmaJadeYT 4 года назад +4

      Tony D absolutely agreed!! I’ve never not laughed my butt off!!

    • @danipage2057
      @danipage2057 3 года назад +3

      I strongly second that!

    • @OmgAuntySuzanne16
      @OmgAuntySuzanne16 2 года назад +3

      Yep ! Original material! Fantastic

  • @cooler2000
    @cooler2000 4 года назад +169

    "That's why we're fucking here"
    Oh man I died at that part 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Love your stuff big homie!!

    • @chuckyve9243
      @chuckyve9243 3 года назад

      I dunno, maybe you need to be from his side of the Barrio to get it... the only thing funny here is his looks. (PORQUE ni simpatia tiene este cuate).

    • @cooler2000
      @cooler2000 3 года назад +5

      @@chuckyve9243 well if you grew up with young struggling parents you would understand, every time we went to grandmas house, it was to eat or to be watched lol.

    • @JoseFlores-lh8hi
      @JoseFlores-lh8hi 2 года назад

      @@chuckyve9243 Dude that shit was funny AF...🤣

  • @chilangoexiliado
    @chilangoexiliado 4 года назад +329

    “now you are gonna take my soon to school and me to work” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jameshays947
    @jameshays947 4 года назад +79

    “You’re thirty five and a grandma now!” I died!

    • @Bailemos888
      @Bailemos888 10 месяцев назад

      yeap, she knows, that's why she said it.

  • @PenadoX3
    @PenadoX3 4 года назад +288

    "I don't hit my kids, i only see them once a week. Why ruin that day" Man that was Brutally real shit! I know the feel (childs point of view)

  • @SNUPE_FOXX92
    @SNUPE_FOXX92 4 года назад +138

    Bruh said they’d been eating Takis all day 😂😂😂😂 🔥

  • @im_aleho
    @im_aleho 4 года назад +93

    Esparzas comedy is more relatable than anyone else out there. We fuck ups need this guy to make shit funny 😂

  • @johnlopez3996
    @johnlopez3996 4 года назад +602

    So you were told about fatherhood on pizza day at school. Was it that rectangular pizza that has tasted the same for decades?

    • @Fisherfan48
      @Fisherfan48 4 года назад +32

      This comment took me back....wow...

    • @RydersCove
      @RydersCove 4 года назад +4

      We had triangle and it was actually good

    • @jagtan13
      @jagtan13 4 года назад +7

      Rectangle but occasionally the beloved sloppy Joe or pulled pork idk where the school got it but they hooked us up with those!

    • @MonarchPoolPlaster
      @MonarchPoolPlaster 4 года назад +6

      I had that stuff K-8. In highschool they had some good personal pan pizzas from Pizza Hut. They weren't even sliced, they were just a round personal pizza and they were delicious.

    • @joserilo8581
      @joserilo8581 4 года назад +5

      Tony's pizza was the shit the round one orange wrapper👌

  • @edithmr21o
    @edithmr21o 4 года назад +28

    "You're going to take my son to school and me to work " haha

  • @Dr_SteveK
    @Dr_SteveK 4 года назад +38

    2:31 that was the best damn moonwalk I ever seen in my life. MJ jealous.

  • @senoraantero2836
    @senoraantero2836 4 года назад +121

    Just seen Felipe in the Netflix show Gentefied.. I’m binge watching it now

    • @miloenglish4165
      @miloenglish4165 4 года назад +5

      Oooh, looking for it right now!

    • @lamron461
      @lamron461 4 года назад +6

      That show is 🔥 I hope it gets a second season 🤞🏼

    • @23rdcenturyhobbit
      @23rdcenturyhobbit 4 года назад +4

      For real??? I'm looking for it

    • @senoraantero2836
      @senoraantero2836 4 года назад +5

      Ya it was only 10 episodes 😔.. it BETTER get at least 10 seasons!! It was sad funny and REAL issues. Loved it!

  • @puebloking8280
    @puebloking8280 4 года назад +113

    Been to many shows and his in Tucson was the hardest I've ever laughed, very underrated

  • @rastagyaljay
    @rastagyaljay 4 года назад +46

    Yo...I fkn' love Felipe. He literally is a one of kind comedian. And I'm a comedy junkie. Felipe literally makes me bust up every time! 😂👏🏼👏🏼

  • @bebaymito5613
    @bebaymito5613 4 года назад +73

    My mom had her first child at 15. At 17 I got pregnant I told her and she laughed. She was like "que no dijiste que no querias ser como yo" and " you better graduate ,pendeja". I was better got pregnant two years later then her. All his jokes were my reality. I was a nerd in high school but got prego, every teacher feels they can tell you that you f@×< up that you had a lot of potential. Like it goes away after getting pregnant or something

    • @pawsitivenooz
      @pawsitivenooz Год назад

      If people can f** they should know what a condom is and use it!

    • @P71ScrewHead
      @P71ScrewHead Год назад +4

      No, but now you gotta carry that sperm with you n raise it.. Giving family members work they shouldn't have to put up with, like bothering your mom with raising both you walking sperms.. Worst of all if you're no longer with that fool that knocked you up.. But hey, congratulations, kids are blessings..

    • @natanaeldamian2192
      @natanaeldamian2192 Год назад

      ​@@P71ScrewHeadbro literally stop being judegmental i swear. Like if you dont know their lifestory just maybe shut up? Its not hard

    • @bebaymito5613
      @bebaymito5613 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@P71ScrewHead I actually graduated early 6 months before my class. I moved out at 17 after having my daughter. I am still with him and we will be going on 18 years this October. My mother took care of my daughter for 2 months that is all, the sperm baby will be 16 years next month and she is amazing she is an honor student and hopes to graduate college just as I did with honors. All the struggles and challenges I had during my education lead me to become a teacher.

    • @P71ScrewHead
      @P71ScrewHead 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@bebaymito5613 Congratulations on making it all work out, your child n your relationship.. Rare in early pregnancies..

  • @slickmanfonzthatanti-troll
    @slickmanfonzthatanti-troll 4 года назад +6

    "& I picked up my lunch & moved to another table.." 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nooneinparticular4357
    @nooneinparticular4357 4 года назад +247

    He was 17 when she was 35 that mean she was 18 when she and him

    • @EthanSoFar
      @EthanSoFar 4 года назад +8

      No one in Particular that’s what I was thinking! Lol

    • @emilianomorado407
      @emilianomorado407 4 года назад +3

      Math wiz over here!

    • @omegaweapon116
      @omegaweapon116 4 года назад +3

      That's about average

    • @cristiano4309
      @cristiano4309 4 года назад +3

      You catch on pretty quick.

    • @Lalalu74
      @Lalalu74 4 года назад +3

      My only daughter was the same age when i was 35, she didnt like it when her guy friends at high school would tell her that her mom was hot, i got married at 18 and had her the same year im 38 and she is 20 sometimes people think we are sister because i dont look my age.

  • @Notpotato5
    @Notpotato5 4 года назад +11

    He’s the BEST comedian I have come across in a longggg time 🤣 his content is relatable AF 😭 I love it!!

  • @holidaydoc109
    @holidaydoc109 4 года назад +8

    THIS GUY IS REALLU TALENTED !!!! THIS GUY NEEDS TO BE ON HBO

  • @martinezexoticbulls1197
    @martinezexoticbulls1197 4 года назад +155

    My parents tell my kids everyday they love them about 20 times a day.. but never told me nor my siblings. My mom apologized and I told her it was ok things where different and though back then .🙂

    • @martinezexoticbulls1197
      @martinezexoticbulls1197 4 года назад +8

      🙂 tough times back then

    • @Esmeraldacevedo
      @Esmeraldacevedo 4 года назад +20

      My mom is the same. She loves my kids and baby talks to them when I was little she hated doing that. I know she loves me but she never says it so I make sure I tell my kids.

    • @martinezexoticbulls1197
      @martinezexoticbulls1197 4 года назад +7

      @acevedo: that’s the reason we are who we are , strong and successful 🙂

    • @Esmeraldacevedo
      @Esmeraldacevedo 4 года назад +7

      @@martinezexoticbulls1197 true and that's how I'm raising my kids but I'm still telling them how much I love them.

    • @martinezexoticbulls1197
      @martinezexoticbulls1197 4 года назад +1

      Share Martinez exotic bulls to everyone ppl on RUclips

  • @christinahernandez6836
    @christinahernandez6836 4 года назад +67

    I saw you when you came to San Diego ... best call off sick from work day ever 🤣🤙🏽

  • @felipegarcia1733
    @felipegarcia1733 4 года назад +120

    I don't even have any kids but I know where he coming from

    • @marias7599
      @marias7599 4 года назад +2

      I’m 36 and me neither 😎

    • @mr_n_luvs69nieman82
      @mr_n_luvs69nieman82 4 года назад +3

      Don't have kids cause they lead to grandkids and you will never get rid of them

    • @marias7599
      @marias7599 4 года назад

      Mr_N_LUVS69 Nieman
      😂😂😂

  • @emilyspector2728
    @emilyspector2728 4 года назад +16

    Damn I just found this guy and he is killing me! Go back next day?! Hell it's next week! And abuelita's revenge? Give them sugar. Load them up and then give them back. They know man.

  • @DankSi
    @DankSi 4 года назад +209

    That India took you to the zoo? 😂

    • @KarinaCastilloPurple
      @KarinaCastilloPurple 4 года назад +7

      I died💀

    • @susanamarin3479
      @susanamarin3479 4 года назад +10

      Grandparents are very kind to their grandchildren like cool whip on strawberries that's how sweet they are...

    • @sublimesense7761
      @sublimesense7761 4 года назад +5

      Indian. Felipe’s Mexican so it makes sense that he would call his mom Native American

    • @Chillipep
      @Chillipep 4 года назад +1

      @@susanamarin3479 Unless they had 10 kids and then they really don't care about anyone.

    • @emilyirizarry6365
      @emilyirizarry6365 4 года назад +2

      @@sublimesense7761 "India" it's spanish

  • @robertdavidson548
    @robertdavidson548 4 года назад +27

    I love him. One of a kind for sure.

  • @BHallBrowser
    @BHallBrowser 4 года назад +7

    Felipe gets better and better!

  • @frankromero4892
    @frankromero4892 4 года назад +20

    This guy's freakin funny as hell, cracks me up every time!

  • @GemmaJadeYT
    @GemmaJadeYT 4 года назад +16

    Omg Lol I had my first son at 16 and my second at 18, and SO TRUE, my mom did and does EVERYTHING with my boys, I was lucky if I got McDonald’s once a year and she brings them on vacations and stuff. My sisters and I say it all the time like “who is this lady, this “grandma” person?”

  • @nevaehsangel9620
    @nevaehsangel9620 4 года назад +9

    It takes a LOT to make me laugh,and YOU do it every damn time !🤣 Freaking HILARIOUS , love this guy. 💗🤣🤣🤣

  • @xanderhaze2355
    @xanderhaze2355 4 года назад +157

    Are you pregnant?
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    No []
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    I was [✓]

  • @umarscamartistjohnson1784
    @umarscamartistjohnson1784 4 года назад +6

    I’ve been binge watching all of your clips 🤣

  • @i143icecreams
    @i143icecreams 4 года назад +16

    You’re my favorite comedian !
    I can’t wait til this corona shit goes away because I really want to see you on a live performance for my birthday. I’m hoping 😘🙏🏼

  • @joshmiller3313
    @joshmiller3313 2 года назад +1

    You don’t have blankets here kills me every time

  • @olivervillanueva5781
    @olivervillanueva5781 4 года назад +29

    Damn he's Original.

  • @MalachiTheBear7
    @MalachiTheBear7 4 года назад +15

    I love this channel..So glad I subscribed!!

  • @mayrareyes5060
    @mayrareyes5060 3 года назад +2

    Seen the guy two times already and man this man cracks me up! Go see him!

  • @DjArtsy
    @DjArtsy 4 года назад +3

    I rode the bus with him a few times always made me laugh. One of my favorites ❤

  • @kidaneechan
    @kidaneechan 4 года назад +6

    Man you killed me with the zoo and shut up 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rischio7678
    @rischio7678 Год назад

    esparza is the best....man, i thought i had seen it all. no doubt top three greatest comedian ever. Esparza u got a fan from Ghana now

  • @Rachel-du6ej
    @Rachel-du6ej 4 года назад

    You've made my bad day so much better. Thanks💙💜💛

  • @koi1336
    @koi1336 4 года назад +3

    My mom and dad was the same age when they had me, my younger brothers and grandma would joke around saying I was the original mistake 😂😂😂😂

  • @knotycassanova
    @knotycassanova 4 года назад +2

    I love all his clips man, he’s hilarious

  • @djbrothareese
    @djbrothareese 4 года назад

    Love Felipe Esparza! Numero Uno!!!!!

  • @cocogonzales561
    @cocogonzales561 3 года назад +1

    He has me busting up everytime love him!

  • @mrdgracias4417
    @mrdgracias4417 4 года назад +4

    Funny shit! Laughed out loud on the Cheetos/Takis joke!! 😂

  • @vidahasselburg3841
    @vidahasselburg3841 4 года назад +4

    I was with a Mexican American dude for 9 years this is sooo perf like every mother he referenced I fell like I knew her

  • @beepboop3540
    @beepboop3540 4 года назад +4

    I became a tía at age 3 lol my nephews were basically like my siblings

    • @OmgAuntySuzanne16
      @OmgAuntySuzanne16 2 года назад

      Si, mi también. Seis mes entré mi y los niños. ( I hope I did that right, ✌🏽)

  • @dmcaro91
    @dmcaro91 4 года назад +8

    I don’t have kids - I’m the only daughter in my family - seeing my parents treat my nieces as if they didn’t have a daughter.. uff... they’re the ones smelling like McDonald’s 😭😭😭

  • @josephgalvez4937
    @josephgalvez4937 3 года назад +1

    Such a underrated comedian !

  • @Lexylulee
    @Lexylulee 4 года назад +7

    Dude🤣 he say don't ask just show up with your kids!! I always do THAT!!🙊

  • @Flylifeforever
    @Flylifeforever 4 года назад +18

    You had my dying foo 💀💀💀😂🤣😂

  • @Bailemos888
    @Bailemos888 4 года назад +35

    Mom I have bad news and worser news lol
    Im a young grandma too and Im way nicer to grandkids....I guess thats why im a young grandma yikes.

  • @seliagonzalez2195
    @seliagonzalez2195 2 года назад +1

    Oh my God this guy cracks me up and it’s true at 17 I became a mother now As a grandma I do and go beyond my grandkids a whole lot different than my own kids and they would tell me too it’s takes to be a grandma to know what I mean lol I wasn’t the best mother but that made me a great awesome grandma

  • @DNVYN
    @DNVYN 7 месяцев назад

    “Have the kids already ate “
    “That’s why we are fuckin here”🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kryonsmommy
    @Kryonsmommy Год назад

    @2:40 this hits hard. Dinner is waiting on you , mom, to make it. Kids and I are hungry .

  • @jennifer5290
    @jennifer5290 4 года назад +1

    Lmfao I’m dead 😂😂😂 love his stuff

  • @lordroka
    @lordroka 4 года назад +3

    😂😂😂 Felipe is a god in Comedy

  • @samueltorres4121
    @samueltorres4121 4 года назад +1

    I'm really glad he has newer content again, and im super glad that these videos are here.. but whoever did the editing needs a new vent hole cuz ffs who wants to hear that extra loud intro music every clip

  • @hustlemami8732
    @hustlemami8732 3 года назад +1

    Love from South Africa. You're fking hilarious!

  • @maxthereof
    @maxthereof 4 года назад +7

    It's Dr Gonzo from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

  • @giesyw
    @giesyw 4 года назад

    Love this guy.

  • @jjjaimes2599
    @jjjaimes2599 4 года назад +30

    I bought everything to my daughter and I got so hungry when my mom save money to buy her more stuff I always say thank you but deep inside me I’m like oh now you have money but not 20 years ago when I was her age so u can buy me some shoes instead of cheap huaraches 🤨😂

    • @Bailemos888
      @Bailemos888 4 года назад +1

      "Cheap huaraches" lol but you know there were some sneakers back in the 90s called huaraches?

    • @akumaakemi5947
      @akumaakemi5947 4 года назад +1

      BlueAngel nowadays the Nike huarache vruh

    • @justadjustor8993
      @justadjustor8993 4 года назад +2

      I googled "cheap huaraches" because I wanted to know what they were and I could only see the Nike ones 😂. Are those...... The ones?

    • @jjjaimes2599
      @jjjaimes2599 4 года назад +1

      Just Adjustor the ones I’m talking about are made whit tire rubber and they used to cost at that time like 2 dollars 😂

    • @justadjustor8993
      @justadjustor8993 4 года назад +2

      @@jjjaimes2599 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ohhhhhhh. Hahahahahahaha. Thanks for replying man, even after all this time 🤣. That was really funny.

  • @MartinGarcia-ue3wi
    @MartinGarcia-ue3wi 4 года назад

    One of a kind love his comedy.

  • @DexScreenHer
    @DexScreenHer 9 месяцев назад +1

    He’s a natural

  • @MAZINKAIFER
    @MAZINKAIFER 4 года назад +11

    Who say who don't have a jacket?🤣😂

  • @joelserna7435
    @joelserna7435 3 года назад

    Respect brother!!! I love you!

  • @sophiafrancis7436
    @sophiafrancis7436 4 года назад

    Great show! Love the editing on these clips too!

  • @tic.toc.5997
    @tic.toc.5997 4 года назад +2

    Was so pinche exited to go see him in a few months y se cancelo el show. Felipe eres a toda madre.

    • @felipeesparza
      @felipeesparza  4 года назад +2

      Hopefully this all ends soon! Had to move 8 dates so far. 2 months out of work! Can't wait to be back on stage.

    • @tic.toc.5997
      @tic.toc.5997 4 года назад +2

      @@felipeesparza. This will be my second time seeing you you came up north of California. To Chico since then I've been a big fan . Can't wait till see you on stage again.

  • @alejandrocanseco4742
    @alejandrocanseco4742 Год назад

    “You are going to babysit FOR FREE BIIIATCH “😂💀💀💀

  • @marcovalencia2374
    @marcovalencia2374 Год назад

    Te pasaste de bueno weon..greetings from 🇨🇱 Chile..abrazos

  • @Michael-o3r7k
    @Michael-o3r7k 2 месяца назад

    Ur worth a billion my fav

  • @estilomexico95
    @estilomexico95 2 года назад +1

    your the best artist 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @brown_eyed_girl
    @brown_eyed_girl 4 года назад

    That was hysterical!!! 😂

  • @Michael-o3r7k
    @Michael-o3r7k Месяц назад

    Felipe Esparza for PRESIDENT 👍🎉🎉🎉

  • @estebanramirez7103
    @estebanramirez7103 4 года назад

    Felipe Felipe Felipe Felipe haha love this man where can I watch the full show

  • @seanschnider
    @seanschnider 4 года назад +1

    " Now you got to babysit for free, bitch!" Lmafo! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SuperScottCrawford
    @SuperScottCrawford 4 года назад +3

    Man, this dude is funny. Something about his style and content really resonates with me. The Spanglish? The barrio broke? His voice?

  • @cosminmorga1331
    @cosminmorga1331 9 месяцев назад

    Thanks for the video

  • @last-king-ent2420
    @last-king-ent2420 4 года назад

    I'm pretty late almost like every Mexican, but it's ok I'm here now and I haven't stopped laughing 😅 😆 😂

  • @bigpoppapump4060
    @bigpoppapump4060 4 года назад +2

    Damn Felipe ur funny af big fan u deserve all the success u get n thwn some foo 😁

  • @rozozzy
    @rozozzy 4 года назад

    I love his voice and timing.. lol 😎

  • @abby__7867
    @abby__7867 4 года назад +1

    This is gonna be me with my niece 😂😂😂😂 my mom slapped me for breathing and she’s already prepping to spoil the baby lmao

  • @gcastillo9210
    @gcastillo9210 4 года назад +1

    Felipe come to McAllen, TX and put on a show !!!

  • @angelovendicio7753
    @angelovendicio7753 4 года назад

    great set! stuttering john said you went from GEICO to this...but i see movies in your future. easy. keep writing!!!

  • @juliantorres8818
    @juliantorres8818 4 года назад +2

    Have your kids ate already? The Grammar!😂

    • @felipeesparza
      @felipeesparza  4 года назад +4

      ...don't you mean "grammar"? The irony...

    • @juliantorres8818
      @juliantorres8818 4 года назад +2

      @@felipeesparza sup foo? I been watching your stand up for a minute. Keep up the funny shit homes

  • @estrellaalvidrez261
    @estrellaalvidrez261 4 года назад +2

    I'm a young grandma 😂😂😂

  • @Michael-o3r7k
    @Michael-o3r7k 2 месяца назад

    LMFAO,I luv you maaaaan🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥇🎖️🏆❤️👏👍🦸💪😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @allancastro3891
    @allancastro3891 4 года назад

    That’s why we’re here 😂😂

  • @gmiranda32
    @gmiranda32 4 года назад +2

    I remember little Felipe Jr. He was so cute as a baby and did not look like his dad🤣

  • @tgd02
    @tgd02 4 года назад +3

    Damn how i aint heard of this dude til today tffff

  • @210jacobo3
    @210jacobo3 4 года назад

    “Have your kids ate? You really wanna tell her that’s why we’re fucking here.. they have been eating Cheetos all day” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @briansjohnson17
    @briansjohnson17 4 года назад +1

    Nice some voodoo at the end

  • @AlexHernandez-gn6rd
    @AlexHernandez-gn6rd 4 года назад +2

    After watching George lopez rise and a general fan in comedy I believe alot of it has to do with timing .... And RN this guy is killing it ! Hilarious stuff bro.

  • @abimaelmartell
    @abimaelmartell 2 года назад

    Muy bueno 😂, me gusto tu role en Superstore

  • @irishman4782
    @irishman4782 4 года назад

    What a legend!!!!!

  • @losmeadowsx3
    @losmeadowsx3 4 года назад +32

    FELIPE OVER fluffy

  • @javiernunez1595
    @javiernunez1595 4 года назад +1

    Funny shit Bro.Keep it up

  • @23rdcenturyhobbit
    @23rdcenturyhobbit 4 года назад +10

    Felipe, you're too funny.
    Lol one the brother and your son being in the same age group. When you're an uncle/ aunt in the 10th grade and your niece/nephew is either a year older or younger. Aye...it happens. (Shrugs)
    I'm happy to be a tià to my sister's daughters.

  • @ernestjerez2968
    @ernestjerez2968 4 года назад

    Ooooowwwwww funny shit bro keep it up 🤘🤘🤘

  • @janinevillasenor6771
    @janinevillasenor6771 4 года назад

    He is so freaking funny! 😂

  • @javiernunez1595
    @javiernunez1595 4 года назад +1

    Funny shit Carnal .Keep it up