Jesus Prime // ULTRAKILL Meme
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- Опубликовано: 28 май 2023
- made most of this while my internet was out
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JESUS PRIME SWEEP 🧹🧹🧹
wtf i didnt expect you to comment here
jesus for the win 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏
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Jesus would unironically kick ass
yes
Really, even without his holy power
Renember when they set up shop in his church?
He would
@@massgunner4152when in the Bible so I can read that
"Get ready to recieve some holy spirit" is unironically the coolest way to say "I will beat you to death"
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with christianity sprinkled on it
"Get ready to receive some holy spirit", Mary the virgin ends up pregnant with Jesus
That's not even the one where he threatens death. In the short he straight up tells Judas he's dead if they cross paths:
"YOU'DE BETTER HOPE FOR A MIRACLE IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN!"
The "Love - jesus prime" fan soundtrack makes it 300% better
Nobody noticed that the music coincides with the animation
yes
This is called the son of god.
@@denaro2319this is perfection
With how ripped he is in most paintings and statues, I'd say he could kick V1's ass.
Biggest dead husk in hell
So much til he don't even got one
I mean, man was a carpenter. Yall know his strength was up there
He is also an divine being which means that he is probaly more jacked than that
Jesus was an actual human so he'd be some form of a prime soul
The freakin enrage killed me 😂
Wouldnt be accurate though, no Prime Soul ever gets enraged mainly cause they're all pretty calm and Jesus probably wont get mad either
@@stupid648 shut up nerd
@@Techmoblad that's a cool design idea but dude, whats with your cringy symbol on your name?
This aint the same jesus
Damn he left like my dad 💀
I like to think "Jesus, no-" would be V1's only spoken dialogue in the entire game and that Jesus Prime would enter an enraged state if you keep dying to him.
don't forget about 4-4's You're not getting away this time.
@@rendann
i think they meant only SPOKEN dialogue
like audibly spoken
@@UH-60_Blackhawk oh
"IVE RISEN FROM DEATH ONCE, YOUVE RISEN TO DEATH 10 TIMES AND YET YOU STILL CANT BEAT ME?!" +Enraged
wait so if you keep dying to him then jesus makes it so you die to him more
automatically gets enraged when using nail gun
NAWWW THATS WILD
@@rendann nah its lore accurate
+disrespect
+PARRY
Jesus is the only boss that can beat the shit out of v1, bro was FUCKING JACKED
So was Minos and Sisyphus. And they got beaten by V1.
Jesus bout to make V1 have 100+ retries before going down
@@LiamPlaysREAL Jesus aboutta turn all of V1's blood into wine.
@@A-1412 Yoooo no healing from blood couse its all wine? BEST GIMICK
@@thats_shady HOLY THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD
He gets enraged from him hitting you a few times without you dying
Who would have more Virtues than the big man himself
*each hit probably deals 99 dmg.
@@aarepelaa1142 POV: blood is fuel
@@Red_Biker_Dude maybe blood turns into wine making you unable to heal?
@@ruffus_da_foxo And putting a blur on your screen. On MUST DIE difficulty, it reverses your movement controls on top of that, and deals slight tick damage.
Since we have an Jesus Prime and Judas Prime design, just imagine a animation of Jesus Prime beating the dogwater out of Judas Prime 😂
My god your a genius
"You were supposed to hang yourself Judas"
let me set the scene a little
you enter a room, within it a very lengthy table stands, on the middle most chair sits a humanoid figure that glows completely white, except a beard and long hair
you defeat the prime soul, he escapes last second right before you were gonna deliver the finishing blow
you go down some more stages, on the final one you walk into a more tech-y room, the classic ultrakill type of stage, before the door opens you could hear the noises of a fist colliding with someones face, upon entering the room a cutscene plays of jesus prime absolutely destroying judas prime
I did that at the same time this video was made: ruclips.net/video/pHbPOai1oJA/видео.html
@@tiredboy7262 it should just be judas prime, trapped in a flesh prison, then we break it, then blalballba his cutscene plays, then we get him to around half hp? idk, then jesus just basically comes in and turns him into a bloody pulp?
i swear that this whole jesus prime thing will get so popular that hakita will actually implement it in some way as a joke
Terminal entry 69420 *(And so, the only begotten of the father was crucified, only to have been resurrected after three days, It was a dignified death, but not very deserving, He will come again for our judgement.)* not sure if this good enough or if I still need to add more was going to add *A prime soul yet to born.* but I felt it was a stupid idea without context add shit if you want I'm too lazy and I won't be responding since 10.3.3 iPad won't allow safari notifications
This thing deserves to happen as a secret boss that is the strongest of them all, that you don't even get to kill, he just tests you and after you somehow win he don't die he congratulates you and just leaves
@@nikolayrodriguez272nah he dies but after 3 days instead of loading into the start menu you load straight into the fight
imagine he’s the last prime soul lmao
I mean I don’t think Jesus is apart of Dante’s inferno but I could be wrong
the only thing we are scared of is when jesus says "Get ready to recieve some holy spirit."
I'm scared of him kicking my ass in game
0:34 Holy Headbutt Counter (when you try parry his grab move)
0:40 Holy Punch
0:43 Holy Crush + Holy Divine Punches
0:48 Holy Justice
0:52 Holy Domination
0:54 Rage of Holy Spirit
0:56 Holy Suplex Counter (when you try parry his grab move)
I have listed all his attacks.
Amen
@@gigakervv7948I know you still on the hub
passive - Jesus deals inf dmg after saying the speech and the rage of the holy spirit when Jesus use it gets more dmg reduction and is basically invincible
@@DericksRomero if it was inf damage he would've one shot from the beginning.
@@pokytr1824true
New hardest boss
Not even beatable
@@IZachC and then in a week people would've already P-ranked the level
He has a teleport grab suplex that’s almost impossible to parry
@@Darkishappy_2872 *40 minutes
@@aarepelaa1142 **4 minute
Imagine that, in the middle of a fight with Judas Prime, Jesus Prime comes outta nowhere and beats the shit out of him.
Then you have to fight the real fight.
YOU COVERED YOUR TRACKS WELL BROTHER
BUT NOT WELL ENOUGH
@@Waffle_enjoyerJESUS NO-
and then Jesus just +CANNONBALLED you with Judas Prime’s corpse. Leaving you at 50 Max HP.
just imagine that as a fakeout when you defeat Judas Prime, he goes up to try to finish you, only to get dropkicked by Jesus Prime. Turns out Jesus Prime is still loving and sense that under that hunk of metal is still the human spirit, just deciding to inhabit another vessel. “Keep going at it. These angels are really stubborn about these things, you know?”
notice how this follows the standard of ultrakill's first battle with a prime soul; 70% of the fight is the monologue before the battle begins and the other 30% is you *getting beaten to death*
POV: You started reading the old testament.
Considering that Hakita creates a prime version of bosses with a move set referring to martial arts, this could be in a game without any problems
Wait he designs prime movesets off of martial arts?
I wanna know more
Jarvis pull up the hakita quote
“I AM THE SON OF GOD!!!!🗣🗣🗣” hardest opening line ever
0:45
POV:A brute in an Arkham game getting hit with a devious beatdown.
I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL: Rapid forward jab. WILL kill if all punches connect.
I STAND AND KNOCK: Swings in time with each syllable. Heavy knockback, can teleport to maintain range per hit that connects.
THE EYE OF A NEEDLE: If you leave an active coin in the air when he's not already attacking, he'll flick a wafer at it and Ricoshot you. Unlike V2, this has no obvious counter window; unless you shoot at least one coin, his coin sequence will go off with as much speed as yours.
I AM THE WAY: four lasers emit from him in a cross shape as he stands in place. This does not count as an attack for the purposes of THE EYE OF A NEEDLE.
YOU WILL BE HUMBLED: "Enrage" phase. After having all health depleted, he regains half of it. From that point, he stops using the Stamina system of prime souls and gains a halo of thorns that slows you down while you're in its proximity. He also begins using I AM THE WAY between attacks to ensure he still has windows to use THE EYE OF A NEEDLE
This would be cool. Id imagine the arena as a cold, dark place with blood all around. Seemingly telling the player that they are in Treachery, V1 slowly depletes health by slowly losing what he needs, Blood. Also, Heres a mechanic for Jesus. (passive)
HOLY LIGHT: If you parry his attacks, He will explode in a radius that you cant get away fast enough. Leading your only health regain to the blood of jesus christ.
Now give him wine blood that V1 can't heal with
A disgusting mechanic.
Historically accurate Jesus. The stories written about him outside the bible (mostly when he was young) are wild, like summoning bears to maul on people bothering him.
How do you see these stories? I ask cuz I kinda wanna see that
The new chapter in the Gospels is going wild
Anyone else think the jesus speech along with the music goes so hard
I feel like if we do get a Jesus Prime, I think for a boss rush at the start, instead of it being basic enemies, it's actually the disciples, all of them being "Lesser Prime Souls", or something like that. Then afterwards we go in to a chamber, revealing the remains of a Flesh Prison, and there in the center out big man himself.
Why would jesus be in a flesh prison????
@Kreshura-tm5rb Cause I am 100% certain that Jesus would defy God's Will (the organization of angels that took over after God dipped in Ultrakill) and side with humanity, thus, being sent to a layer of hell. And since his soul is DEFINITELY more than strong enough, he'd absolutely become a soul survivor, thus, warranting a flesh prison.
@@YTDPROMISE a
@@YTDPROMISEJesus would probably beat them before they could send him to a layer of hell, and if they somehow trapped him, all hell would break lose when he gets out.
It'd probably be Flesh Tesseract, not Flesh Prison
"JESUS PRIME, SON OF THE FATHER"
Bro the speech he gives with the song goes So well
His second phase is even cooler, he just resurrects and becomes immortal, you were meant to lose that fight.
nah, the exit gates open and 3 days pass in game time and while doing whatever is after the finale, jesus comes out of nowhere and sweeps you
@themetalmario77 so v1s just fishing but then he sees Jesus walking on water towards him
@@doodcojones lol thats actually kinda funny
He dispensed some Old Testament discipline on Judas.
Bible 2 looks bussin
Why does the opening speech go so hard tho
Not gonna lie that speech would be perfect for when he's freed/encountered for the first time.
Imagine Jesus-prime being an unbeatable boss where no natter how many times you kill him, he just resurrects immediatly and the only way to end the battle is to willingly just let Jesus kill you. And this time when you die, there's no game over screen... The ending plays instead.
God the monologue actually works way too well its concerning how hype this is
judas saying “JESUS NO” out of context sounds like hes scared of something but no he is talking to fucking jesus prime
We actually need this in the game honestly it would be perfect for probably the hardest boss in the game
You know, given the whole biblical angle in ultrakill, and the fact that the makers of ultrakill are memer who included soap and hampter in the game, its more likely than impossible that jesus might show up. Genuinely hope its 100% like this
The final boss of Ultrakill should totally be Jesus himself, convince me otherwise.
Imagine god coming back and fighting V1 and Jesus fighting with V1 too
Hardest challenge ever
@@Kreshura-tm5rbthere definitely will be no God boss fight
@@Chair_hater yea....
OH SH- ruclips.net/video/_Uhh7bxfpdY/видео.html
i really want that, but i think is more possible the last boss and prime soul will be Judas, as he was the traitor of the god's son (last layer)
imagine a ultrakill speedrunner thinking that he has finally beat the game only to get 7 game overs from jesus
Who else says oh jesus just because thats the only thing that you heard growin up?
MCN’s track needs more love. You did it justice by putting roadhouse jesus over it
P-3 looks wild
"Pray to the father so that he gives you a chance, because if not, I will ERASE you from EXISTENCE,Your Metallic lamb!!".
The beginning dialogue unironically fits way too well
0:48 during this part Jesus actually said
“LAST SUPPER SO OBVIOUS” so there should be captions there saying that
i didnt even hear that, plus while i was making the video my internet was out so i couldn't look at the captions for the original video
@@rendann lol
a jesus boss would honestly would be scary
considering jesus has plot armour
The way he says "GOD!!!" in the first one fuckin second already got me
this is unironically the best ULTRAKILL meme ever made
When he said "get ready to receive some holy spirit" I could feel the dopamine rush in my body
I am the son of GOD🗣️
I was sent down by my father, to lead his flock to paradise. 💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
To atone for the sins of Adam and Eve in the garden. 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯
I am of one flesh with the divine and of the lineage of Abraham 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥☄️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Then when you beat him in his last words, he hits you with the "I forgive you" combo.
I hope this ends up being an actual boss in ultrakill
Yea its all fun and games until you get him to 0 hp and the health bar refills...
ruclips.net/video/gIkBJruoxG8/видео.html
I’d love if on the Jesus prime at a certain amount of health he fakes your death at a random amount of health.
(Yes, this would mess up a lot of p-ranks.)
I got chills from the line "get ready to receive some holy spirit" and I knew my ass would be kicked out
i wanna fight jesus prime at the last circle of hell with v2 as an ally
edit: sad ☹
edit: v2 reborn again as a warrior of god alongside gabriel who would kill angels protecting jesus' tomb
V2 is... dead.
@@InkRQ if we can revive (most likely due to the sentient hell), it’s possible it revived V2
@@AverageGB Reviving isn't part of the lore, V1 is simply built different and can whoop Archangels & Prime Souls asses.
nuh uh, v2 is a puddle of blood in the greed layer now
@@InkRQ i mean Minos, Sysiphus and Gabriel all have voicelines for when you respawn, as well as there being lore stuff that would mean it makes sense (hyperinteligent hell, symbiotic relationship with the terminals, ect)
They should make him an actual Boss.
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Not joking, that would a pretty sick monologue tbh
forgot the death screen, the one that goes "ha ha ha ha"
I thought it goes “cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck”
i shouldve added that
I played this in a church with a big cinema tv thing then the entire church set a bounty on whoever played this 💀
based
God, even the christians can't even respect their own religions.
@@TRUEFISTICUFF probably because the original creator of the “Jesus’s betrayal” made Jesus’s head shaped like a cone and being violent
This is basically the book of revelations. so i don't even consider it a blasfemy, but a profecy
"GET READY TO RECIEVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT" is the best line ever
He sure was warning you your entire life, but you didn't listen.
that "Amen" actually goes hard
You reminded me of this meme where jesus decided to throw hands with the tax collectors who turned his church into a place of just greed and money. Also the fact The man made a whip and whipped them,scaring them out twice.😂😂😂
Jesus Prime vs. Judas Prime
i wonder who will be the best fan-made prime boss. Judas got amazing voice acting and a cool soundtrack, but Jesus has quite a funny vid and a cool AND unique soundtrack too.
peace be with you *LOUDEST EXPLOSION YOU'VE EVER HEARD*
i listened to this in loop for 5 hours its so great.
Jesus when he hears what Gabriel did
"A new covenant" my man recreating halo franchise
Jesus is gigachad!
Because of how good this meme is I downloaded it
P-3 boss looking dope as hell
WE MAKING OUT OF HEAVEN WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥💯
Ohhhhhh 1 like cool 👍😎
the fact u used the fanmade one makes it better since the start is really relaxed
good character attribute for Jesus Prime is when He's below 50% hp, He takes less damage referenced from Jesus' day of crucifixion where He survived beatings, scourging, and the crown of thorns
I like the idea that to actually win the fight;
You have to let Jesus "kill you."
He gets you down to one HP, and then spares you.
Damn never expected that Intro to be that good. Based and Jesus pilled
When you try to punch a coin in cutseen - he catches a coin and fight starting sooner.
Still bops 2023 years later
The son of a carpenter. Who could carve with his bare hands.
Jesus would be a cool prime boss since instead of a loving and forgiving person he would be the most wrathful and petty person (since previous prime bosses had their personalities be the opposite of their Dante's inferno counterpart)
I’ve seen this like 10 times but I’m still gonna watch it
This actually slaps, I already downloaded the video and I'm thinking if I should make this my ringtone or one of my alarms.
ULTRAKILL's Prime Boss intros be like:
Jesus could solo every anime character easily
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happy birthday, jesus prime, u r 1 year old!!!! 🥳🥳🥳
"get ready to receive some holy spirit" will be the last line v1 would ever hear
if hakita decides to put jesus prime he better makes him say "get ready to receive some holy spirit"
Every time im talking about something serious and i want to give an impact i say that whole "I AM THE SON OF GOD" but i slightly change it to fit the theme
The way jesus says "I am of one flesh with the divine" with that music hits different
Ultrakill has to have Jesus (human half) as final boss. You cant fight the father becuse he disapeared (and he is god). You cant fight holy spirit becuse he is god. You cant fight divine half of Jesus becuse he is god. But human Jesus final prime boss? Hell yeah
I will not be suprised if someone makes a mod replacing minos prime with jesus and making him say that line
It's all fun and games till I die by some holy spirit
Oddly that speech at the beginning is fire
HELP I DIED 9,900 TIMES TO THIS
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Does gabriel still have your coins?
@@gigakervv7948 no I got them back after a week. The asshole said something about the bible, I think it was Deuteronomy 22:5 or something but still, I got my coins back.
all this is missing is at the end the death screen laughing at judas
Jesus should be a enemy that every time you kill him he would eventually respawn and you have to got through the level with him on your back
P-3 // The Man Upstairs.
As a catholic, I can confirm this is 100% accurate